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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50236403

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>50239100
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,144.921B, 97P = 22.113B per (roughly)
GERN: >>50205957

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50239100
checkies

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All we wanted was the GameCube edition of battletoads but no they had to do things the hard way.

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Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

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Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50239100
Checkies.

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Wagmi

>> No.50239179

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Say it with me baggies!
>MASSIVE
>LAYOFFS
LMAO

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Reminder you are NGMI if you can't differentiate between a stock split and a stock split dividend

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If you aren't comfy right now, it means you are either retarded or not holding GME.

>> No.50239217

>>50239127
CERN put us back in the correct timeline. Nintendo is the best again. Animation is more popular than live action again. Nobody like fags, blacks, women or trannies anymore. This is it guys. Green eyes are finally back on top.

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>>50239204
based comfy poster. WAGMI

>> No.50239231

>>50239217
fuck nintendo

>> No.50239243

Superhero movies are tanking. Good taste will prevail. Christ is king. God is good

>> No.50239244
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WAGMI frens.The only uncertain thing right now is if MOASS will happen before or right with the divy. We actually won fellow chads, show me your victory faces.

>> No.50239256

kek baggies

>> No.50239266

>>50239100
>Bloomberg is finally talking about Gamestop again.
>To dunk on the PM dump
There should be a fairness doctrine where you can't talk about massive jumps or dips if they normalize reasonably recent, opposite action. Like a wash rule for "journalists".

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>>50239231
right in the sword pussy

>> No.50239287

Say what you like about Reddit. Those fuckers have pulled it through on the autism necessary for this saga to reach its climax.

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>>50239180
Still going at it, Niggerfaggot? You must really love this stock! How are your bags going?

>>50239244
Same face I give Niggerfaggot, unironically.

>> No.50239309

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vueyac/why_fire_the_cfo_now_contiguous_to_the/
Interesting DDslave work product.
Even more interesting are the attacks OP got in the comments.

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>>50239287
Superstonk is our equivalent of r/the_donald. /pol/ may have started the fire and made the memes but TD made it palatable to the normies

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vuhce6/mr_lauer_has_spoken/
Mr. Kikeberg actually came back.

>> No.50239331

Well lads, the pump was short lived. It was fun while it lasted by Ryan Cohen just had to fire the CFO and replace him with a disgusting tranny the day after the splivvy announcement. Even I, a long term investor, have my confidence SHOOK at this turn of events

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>>50239287
yes and RC seems to know the market mechanics DD about the swaps and opex etc
we're in safe hands

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>> No.50239375

>>50239217
Literally unironically two more weeks.

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>>50239337
>>50239354
Ryan Cohen will deliver us to the promised land.

>> No.50239386

start the timer

>> No.50239387

>>50239324
>he posted the correct, and very basic, information.
He knew the answer yesterday. He was just waiting for the official talking points from his handlers. Seeing as he posted the truth, it is safe to assume he was either given the go ahead to say the truth, or he was given no word at all. Either way points to capitulation.

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Got verified today at Computershare, gonna DRS next week from my Swedish Brooker

>> No.50239429

Kek brownies

>> No.50239436 [DELETED] 
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fucking kek at all the pathetic wannabes impersonating me as soon as i get j-slurred
you will NEVER cause mass hysteria in baggie general the way i did with DOTR
you will NEVER be chadshill and YWNBAW
>inb4 there was no happening on DOTR
kek baggies

even bigger fucking kek at the so called schizos here that can’t even discern my posting style from the local punjabi pedestrians
reddit loving bizralies can uncover several billion-dollar conspirators openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting gamecunt with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud
*hits pipe*
but can’t uncover which ID is their favorite shill

this is also how i know a mass ropening occurred on DOTR since you now have neobaggots claiming i have puts or any sort of short/bearish position on fagstock whereas the previous generation’s cope was to claim that i’m a bored holder
>inb4 “you do this for free”
I actually get paid to do this (reminder that my compensations is double if the (You) is of the broken variety)
whereas (You) not only post here for FREE
but you hold the bag to do it

>GME (-3.66%)
>AMC (+4.26%)
very epic MOASS from that (((splividend))) announcement
cope
seethe
dilate
and most importantly
kek baggies

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>>50239379
I never doubted

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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc&t=32s

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Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50239100
Checked! How can thread splitters ever hope to compete with Aile?

>> No.50239465

>>50239379
I want to suck Ryan Cohen off, no homo.

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>>50239436
>Absolute seethe
>Absolute obsession
Where's my rope you promised, Niggerfaggot?

>> No.50239532

>>50239436
a broken options nigger. Hope you saved one (1) GME.

>> No.50239562

Is this the dead bag storage general? Fucking baggies lmao

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>>50239436
Threadly reminder you got burnt on puts and not all the salve in the world will cool your rectum

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>> No.50239586
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Is this the future billionaire general I keep hearing about?

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>>50237157
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1545444306995011585
holy shit, give President Brandon one of these already.

>> No.50239616

>>50239586
No. You're in the wrong spot. This is bagholder general.

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>>50239562
How bout I should you my lifeless testicles in my dead bag you bitch

>> No.50239641

>>50239616
You're lost stinkie

>> No.50239642

>50239616
Why are you here?

>> No.50239647

>>50239616
Post puts

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Our champion for market reformation has spoken! And has come to the shocking revelation that the split dividend is indeed a split dividend!
https://nitter.net/dlauer/status/1545473495802560513#m

>> No.50239690

>50239642
Why do 75% of the posters in this thread come here? To kek the baggies. Kek. Baggie.

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>>50239597
It's fascinating the change from Trumps retardation (he wasted time during a hurricane asking if the hurricane blew in the same direction as water in the toilet kek), to Brandons complete and utter senility. We are truly living in a historic period. WAGMI

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>>50239684
What a clown

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>>50239616
>>50239690
>Absolutely
>Obsessed

>> No.50239748

>>50239684
Wow, you had to work for citadel to find this info, it wasn't available for public knowledge at all, you had to be a back office HFT jew to even get told this!

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Lots of financial advisors, friendly anons and crypto frens trying to get me to sell.

Would be a shame if I just held.

Bigger shame if I DRS'ed even more shares.

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>>50239729
>Kek
>Baggie

>> No.50239806

I enjoy holding my Gamestop stock.

>> No.50239821

>>50239748
He was waiting for word. >>50239387

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>>50239777
Lucky 7's!

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>>50239684
You’ll get your updoot when you go into the wooden door room.

>> No.50239839

Lauer is such a tool. He seriously posts stuff like "I will look into the laws about this". This guy was billed as like a market expert and can't even tell us what a split divvy is. Most DD is unironically more informative than this guy but he just has the gall to become a public figure

>> No.50239849

>>50239821
I was being ironic, he totally needed to get his talking points / black rock handler positions before speaking

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>>50239684
>>50239748
To be fair, a lot of people in the industry are confused too. They're all walking around the office gibbering and frothing just thinking about it.

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>>50239777
>Would be a shame if I just held.
It would be insane after the split if, you know, I just DRS the free shares and kept my 105 for selling, it would be madness.

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>Lauer can identify something as a "glitch" in less than an hour
>Needs more than a day to identify a stock split

>> No.50239876

>>50239839
>440k buy orders getting through
>IT GLITCH
>basic bitch information easily accessible through google and should be known to a "Market Expert"
>I need a day to figure this out this is very confusing.
>here's your market expert/reformer bro

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>>50239789
Komi is better than this trash

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>>50239857
This video always reminds me of this from Brazil

>> No.50239884

Baggie bros what's the new august 2022 copium?

>> No.50239893

I’m buying in at $20 post split

Kelly baggies

>> No.50239926

>>50239862
Would that do much though? Wouldn't it be the same as drsing 75 shares now and keeping 25? Why don't you just do that? Or would that be gay?

>> No.50239947

Does anyone have the image of the tsla and overstock split trajectory comparison in relation to how we would perform?

>> No.50239948

i cant believe were finally getting the divvy split. no wonder the shills are going absolutely berserk.

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>>50239866
>>50239876
Don’t worry about it, goy. I’m sure it’s nothing

>> No.50239956

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my AMC tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, AMC go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into AMC, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to Subreddit Icon r/amcstock (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $12 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Adam Aron gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Adam Aron," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on r/amcstock. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>> No.50239971

>>50239948
>no wonder the shills are going absolutely berserk.
And also retards who purchased contracts kek

>> No.50239976

it's over gmebros back to 40 crab

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>>50239948
It's been frankly hilarious watch their utter meltdowns

>> No.50239998 [DELETED] 

>>50239580
This image is the epitome of humiliation. Imagine being Nigger-Faggot and still posting after being BTFO that hard.

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>> No.50240013

>>50239998
It's why he's lost his absolute shit since it happened

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>split divvy

>> No.50240030

>>50239580
kek incredible

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>>50239866
Checked and it’s especially strange considering Tesla did one worded nearly exactly the same pretty recently.

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>50239976
>back to 40
Cool, that means it'll reach 160 and then split to 40

>> No.50240054

...max pain bros....

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>>50239980
Some Anon a thread or two ago theorized that this latest wave of shills is made more of the hedgies themselves than jeets. The more these retards pour the culmination of their rage and moronic ramblings into their shill posts and spam the more inclined I am to believe that they really are Kenny and co.

And goddamn is it hilarious.

>> No.50240096
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>>50239287
>>50239320
I reccommend a few anons with account at the cringemines push for the establishment of an "ape list" under the pretense of a memorial. Then when they all inevitably blow their millions on failed environmental projects and minority charities, we can repay them by using it to hire them for various menial labor positions in our businesses. Least we can do for their dedication.

>> No.50240098

>>50240076
They certainly seem more angry then the usual pajeets.

>> No.50240111
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>>50239684
>knows the ins and outs of the system
>sees all the dd and knows this is gonna go down in the history books
>immediately start posting on ss and taking the apes' side
>go on john stewart's show
>start bullshit investor protection non profit
>when moass finally happens history will show him on the side of the retail investor, the little guy
>he gets invited for MSM talking head interviews and internet kudos points for decades to come
And just to cover his bases, he says he doesn't believe in MOASS. That way he's swerves legal action from Citadel, and still has his old connections to go back to if somehow moass doesn't happen. He fucked up with that packet bullshit (this guy is an IT nerd, he knows how packets fucking work), but luckily SS forgets quickly and he kept it moving even after someone showed dd proving he was full of shit. I don't like it, but I respect the hustle.

>> No.50240120

>>50239926
I can’t really argue with that logic, except I haven’t worked out the logistics yet of HL ISA to CS:GO, I imagine once price settles are $12 million for a few weeks be good time to sell and rebuy on the CS account.

>> No.50240121

>>50240096
VERY based

>> No.50240140

>>50240111
he will hustle with his neck+rope+lamppost, as is the fate of all grifters alhamdulillah

>> No.50240141
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>>50240076
>And goddamn is it hilarious.
It really is. These posts have an immense aura of seethe and desperation that can only come from someone who is about to be financially assblasted.

>> No.50240146
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>>50239948
let the divvys hit the floor
let the divvys hit the floor
let the divvys hit the....

>> No.50240158
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50240158

>>50239956
You forgot the tomato sauce on top of the pasta

>> No.50240164

>>50240096
Anon I already know every person I have any interest in interacting with, the only people I'll have on payroll or add to my list of acquaintances is a private security detail. Redditors can get fucked.

>> No.50240191

>>50240141
I've also noticed a few 1pbtid begging posts per thread, and an entertaining fraction of them aren't obvious larps

Not only will we win, but others will loose (bigly)

>> No.50240194
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50240194

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>> No.50240203

>>50240191
*lose reeeeeee

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>>50239980
>>50240076
they know theyre about to lose everything so all they can do is helplessly shout here to get their rage out. this really is an inescapable and unwinnable situation for them, they can only run the clock to the very end.

>> No.50240284

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and cohenrant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>> No.50240304

>>50240076
Kek yeah that was me forwarding what someone said in the late night bakes. I love the idea that hedgie clients are realizing what shit they’re paddling through but can’t say anything publicly so they come here to vent at the people they see as responsible for it. Plus it’s not like famous people don’t stop by, Taylor Swift was a confirmed /b/tard back in the day

>> No.50240309

>50240284
This pasta again, kek they really are just going for the shotgun approach

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>50240284
>cohenrant
I'll admit I chuckled

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>>50240284
>cohenrant
You need Grammarly.

>> No.50240318
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>50240284

>> No.50240319

Brain fart moment, say Hedgie has shorted 7 million shares, gets completely liquidated, but had a friend hold 70k shares and made off with billions, how much would Gary Gensler get as a thank you?

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50240331

How high is this thing gonna go bros?
What's the floor?

>> No.50240340

>>50240020
It’s nothing don’t worry about it

>> No.50240344

>>50240278
why don't they just kys themselves? If they do that, it won't be their problem anymore

>> No.50240347
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50240347

5 more days hedgies :-)

>> No.50240358

>>50240331
Approximately $50,240,331 based off of your ID.

>> No.50240376

>>50240344
checked and if any hedges are reading this, do a barrel roll for me on the way down

>> No.50240389

>>50240331
My floor hasn’t changed, 1 A lister actress a year, life time subscription to World of Warcraft and a fishing lake of my own filled with only the finest stock.

>> No.50240414
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50240414

Kenny needs to do another impromptu interview. I crave to see how flustered he looks and I would love new material to make more Kenny edits.

>> No.50240434

>>50240414
He looks tired. He should sleep. Forever. It's comfy.

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50240442

>>50240434
>thinking he'll be comfy where he's going

>> No.50240458

come on long whales get it to 130+ for bullish momentum heading into next week with more options exposure and fomo

>> No.50240472

>>50240414
Maybe convince the cringemines he's dead to get Ken Yillin Proof of Loife related hashtags trending.

>> No.50240475

>50240458
>red
>"bullish momentum"
Unreal

>> No.50240506

>>50240319
Not possible. Hedgie signed deals with all of his friends (and quite a few of his enemies) that they could make more money at the expense of assuming the same risk exposure. If one falls they all do and only Jerry’s Fun Time Printer can save them (read: point it at our accounts until we sell enough to close the positions)

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>>50239956
This shit fuds the fuck out of me.

>> No.50240514

>>50240472
Kenneth Griffin seems like a fairly common name, so I bet there's a decent chance one has died recently. So #KenGriffinDead would technically be true.

>> No.50240557

>>50240511
>Getting fudded by popcorniggers
Are you even serious?

>> No.50240560

>>50240514
Id first confirm that there was a dead one you can reference in the event of a 'letter'

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50240600

max pain chads... I kneel...

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>>50240158

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>>50239481
>cry more
>>50239532
>thinking i ever had a GME position
i get paid more in (You)s and broken (You)s than you'll ever make on your gamefuck bags kek
>>50239580
>we proved you wrong shill just LOOK at our *checks chart* 10% gain from the announcement!!!!
KEK
>>50239998
off by one kill yourself

anyone else care to seethe?

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>>50240600
2>1>3

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>>50239100
checked

>> No.50240641

>>50240600
one of these weeks its gunna be different. maybe in two weeks

>> No.50240645

https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/vugapl/man_theres_some_wild_theories_out_there_about_a/

jej

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>>50240603
>j-slurs doing my bidding
kek try again on monday when you're allowed back at the adults' table2j4a0

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>>50240645
>my post made the screencap
topkek

>> No.50240681

>>50240612
How they fucked up 3 so bad is beyond me

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>>50240672
you gonna get so many updoots faggot kek

>> No.50240713

>>50240681
the only good bit of 3 was when you went back and killed the mob bosses son, it wasn't noir being in a bright and sunny fucking brazil(?) or south america was just a fucking awful decision

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50240722

>>50240645
the publix post is there

>> No.50240723

>>50240645
>>50240672
>>50240704
go back

>> No.50240737

>>50240723
its a joke you dumb nigger

>> No.50240749

How big do you anons think the short basket is? how many stocks do you think are there?

>> No.50240761

>>50240749
69

>> No.50240763
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>>50240749

>> No.50240776

>>50240681
from what i remember i had the difficulty set too high and i got stuck on a part where i'd get instantly killed with a headshot and i couldn't turn the difficulty down without restarting the whole game. maybe it was an anti-piracy "bug" though idk.

>> No.50240785

>>50240749
I have 1716 so far, every week one or two pop up that I've missed.

https://pastebin.com/uYjniaaC

>> No.50240793

I just had a whataburger patty melt and the new banana pudding milkshake

It was super elite. Grapevine is such a cool little part of Dallas

Now I’m going to Round 1 arcade in the mall to play the Hatsune Miku beat game

>> No.50240806

tell us what else is in grapevine, what did you do there

>> No.50240808

This is so stupid y'all are ngmi I just know it
You're most likely also a pro-life faggot

>> No.50240811
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50240811

Thank you ADAM for this gift

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50240812

>>50240763
thx now i hav a boaner

>> No.50240816

>>50240793
Will you post a pic of yourself at the GameStop, Ryan?

>> No.50240827

>>50240811
top fucking kek

>> No.50240834

>>50240793
nice, have fun on your day anon

>> No.50240843

>>50240785
do you think its possible to figure out the weight of each stock in here?

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50240877

>>50240811

>> No.50240895

>>50240843
possible, but by what metric is the question. Scale of price movement maybe?

>> No.50240899

kek baggies

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math quiz: if an anon held 50 shares of GME and now with the 4:1 split, how many shares would anon have to buy before the deadline date to end up with 420 after the split?

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>>50240811

>> No.50240908

>>50240843
It's a swap, not an ETF. The weight probably changes daily.

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>>50240811

>> No.50240937
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>>50240811
checked
>Thank you ADAM for this gift

>> No.50240953

>>50240895
They probably have a way to make it look more random but they suck in hiding big spikes.

>>50240908
>The weight probably changes daily.
why would they want to do that?

>> No.50240955

>>50240905
55.

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>>50240793
The banana pudding milkshake is tempting.
>thanks for the splivvy, boss!

>> No.50240962

>>50239100
Time for another run of Nioh 2

>> No.50240965

>>50240955
nice

>> No.50240987

>dead thread
>dead stock
Kek baggies

>AMC green
>brainstop red
Double kek baggies

>> No.50241000

back to max pain, as usual

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>>50240955
checked and correct!

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50241012

>this is the best shills can offer now....
Sad. Many such cases

>> No.50241018

>>50240987
Just 2 more weeks bro...

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50241030

>Totally not NF talking to himself
kek

>> No.50241044

>>50240811
What am I looking at and please tell me it's not something that they actually spent money on?

>> No.50241106
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50241106

Canadas entire banking system just went down

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>>50240506
>Jerry’s Fun Time Printer's fw

>> No.50241120
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>>50241106

>> No.50241121

trust the plan gmebros
ryan's in charge

>> No.50241139
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50241139

>>50241111
Nice, very nice

>> No.50241148

>>50241030
>i get j-slurred
>baggies proceed to refer to everyone as chadshill in my absence
kek

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>>50241111
witnessed

>> No.50241160

>>50241106
Can confirm, phone internet isnt working

>> No.50241166

>>50241106
Red Skull is talking about it on /pol/

>> No.50241174
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>>50241148
>chadshill
Thanks for confirming you are NF, as only he calls himself that.

Now post puts, it's frankly embarrassing yourself further by keep posting at this point.

>> No.50241203

>biggest news for brainstop in 2 years
>gets one day of green out of it
LMAO GOOD ONE BAGGIES YOU SHOWED US
>MASSIVE
>LAY
>OFFS
LMAO

>> No.50241217

>>50241106
This is perfectly normal interference from an electrical storm. Everything is fine. Citizens should relax and no one should even dare think about a run on the banks if they want to stay out of prison.

>> No.50241219
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50241219

Which came first?
India?
Or?
Pakistan?

>> No.50241223
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>>50241044
A celebratory NFT for the birthday of AMC investor connect.
The black one is a special edition for the early subscribers who already got the I own AMC NFT, the golden one is the NFT that will be released during October, for free.

I don’t really care about this NFT bullshit, but they’re free so…thanks.

>> No.50241240

>>50241217
Probably a packet loss.
>we should ask Dave Lauer

>> No.50241242

Kek Retail Lite!

We kind of...Kek! We kind of Fucked you Cats up today didn't we? Looks like wall street wasn't Fucking happy about that news of layoffs and firing the CTO.

>> No.50241245

>>50241219
India, actually. Pakistan happened because they wanted to go with a flavor of abrahamic religion and not worship cows.

>> No.50241256

>>50241203
Post puts

>> No.50241258
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>>50241223
I just stole the NFT

>> No.50241266
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>>50241174
>baggie thinks i have puts
ask me how i know you're new here kek
your skill-testing question is to answer what country im from

>> No.50241290

Is the fact that the splivvy is not an nft dividend concerning?

>> No.50241296
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50241296

>45plates by this squat rack

>> No.50241353
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50241353

>>50241290
My biggest concern right now is what’s going to some of the story lines like Wu Tang & Amazon Arc, Zombie Stocks and Percolating Liquidity, will these get tied up before the end of the show.

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50241368

MAX PAIN BROS WW@?

>> No.50241371

>>50241290
Not in the slightest, because unlike you, we are not retarded to know why it is not important

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50241377

>>50240793
Banana pudding milkshake? Catch me there tomorrow.

>> No.50241386

>>50241290
What are they going to do with the rest of the shares they aren't using for the splivvy?

CARVE OUT DIVVY

>> No.50241394

50241266
You’ve never explicitly said you don’t. Now go ahead and tell me which jewtuber you trusted which led to you getting your shit shoved in so far you could taste it

>> No.50241415

>>50240793
Also, how is Round 1? Some friends of mine were talking about going there but I've never been..

>> No.50241436
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50241436

Long way ahead

>> No.50241440

>>50241266
>Nigger faggot stops using use avatars but thinks he can hide
Kek post puts faggot

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50241457

>>50241266
>He's still fucking mad

>> No.50241479
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>>50241457
His anus has been stretched so far it could be used as a sail kek

>> No.50241485

>>50241368
I'm here...mama mia...even the most bullish news GME has had in decades can't break out of max pain.

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50241492

crab...

>> No.50241531

>>50241415
Round 1's great if you're starved for arcades.

>> No.50241534

>>50241415
Pretty good. They have a ton of weeb arcade shit that isn’t even translated alongside the stuff you’d expect (skeeball, claw grabs, etc). The one I’ve been to also has pool tables and bowling so if you’re into that you’ll be set

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50241541

>>50240511
>>50240816
>>50241485
Sorry for prying, but I've gotta know: What's it like being a colossal faggot?

>>50241479
Oh, it shall stretch further. Just wait until he starts kvetching about how his DOTR stunt was a complete success.

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50241544

>>50241394
>>50241440
>>50241457
never had any position in GME
i make more in (You)s and broken (You)s than you'll ever make on gamecrab
cry more baggies

>> No.50241569

>>50241544
>never had any position in GME
Sure you didn't, after you closed out after a loss

*inhales*

KEK

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>otherwise he admits he has no position and posts in a thread constantly for a security he doesn't own or short

Which is far worse kek, now post puts baggie

>> No.50241570

>>50241544
Ngl your hand looks straight up gay bro

>> No.50241571
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50241571

WAGMI

>> No.50241574
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50241574

>>50241245

>> No.50241579

>>50241570
HE'S A LEAFKEK

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

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50241580

>>50241544
Still waiting on that rope you promised, Niggerfaggot. And don't think I forgot what a raging pussy you are: >>50241457

>> No.50241597
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50241597

>>50241569
>gets paid to kek baggies and not lose money on gamecrab or bitdump
kek
>>50241570
>this is how he copes
kek

>> No.50241601
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50241601

>>50241544
Do you need basedbot to open your onions?

>> No.50241613
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50241613

50241544
And the truth comes out. It’s always a fucking leaf

>> No.50241621
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50241621

Day of the rake soon

>> No.50241622
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50241622

>>50241597
>B-but I'm totally not niggerfaggot
that lasted long baggie, post puts kek

>> No.50241625
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50241625

>>50239684
Faggot has the dates wrong. If you own 100 on the end of the 18th you will have 400 on 22nd, but you know what do you expect form a kike.

>> No.50241632
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50241632

>leaf

>> No.50241638
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50241638

>>50241579
>always have been


>i went for a nice walk outside today and saw zero homeless people
>nobody is my town was shot today
>housing prices suck
ill take it

>> No.50241640

>>50241544
A fucking leaf, of course.

>> No.50241650
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50241650

Does this mean we stay at $130 and get 4x shares?

>> No.50241656

>>50241638
>he thinks he can live down being a leaf
>so now he goes back to his avatars after being exposed as a maplecuck

OH MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.50241695
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50241695

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50239100
Checked

>> No.50241701

>>50240602
Battletoads on the Wii?

>> No.50241703
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50241703

>>50241597
>>50241638
>He's so fucking insecure he had to take the picture down!
>He literally got so assmad about being made fun of he had to take it down!

>> No.50241710
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50241710

>>50241650
prop will go down to 30s and pump back up to same price as before
WAGMI

>> No.50241719
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50241719

>>50241703
>The internet never fogets

BWHAHAHAHA MAPLE KEK BTFO

>> No.50241731

>>50241544
No one comments on how it's a butt fucking leaf kike?

>> No.50241737
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50241737

>>50241703
It’s okay, I’ll post it again so he can never forget. Also, is this enough for a HWNDU style crew to find him?

>> No.50241739

>>50241710
I believe it.

>> No.50241745

>>50241415
Depends on what you're looking for in an arcade. Arcades are a lot like casinos, where some games (blackjack) reward skill/knowledge, while others just take your money (slots). Both games are fun, but with that said, Round 1 is 90% slot machines.

>> No.50241755

Another 2 million shorts covered and closed today.

>> No.50241760

>>50241745
ITG/DDR best games.

>> No.50241763
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50241763

>>50241737
Whats even funnier is how he tried to talk in 3rd person because he was so desperate not be linked to niggerfaggot, then posts his hand with a FUCKING MAPLE NIGGER FLAG

Fucking CERN man, what timeline are we in

>> No.50241769

Just back from da gym making all kinds and cant help but notice my gme investment still has 0 FUCKIN GAINS.

>> No.50241774

Plebbitors are being fudded by Lauer's tweets... I hate him so much bros

>> No.50241789
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50241789

>>50241242
>>50241755
Source: My bisch basterd white man boss!

>>50241719
>>50241737
Blessed work, frens. But you gotta ask yourself: Is Niggerfaggot really worth HWNDU?

>> No.50241793

>>50241774
Slimy "ex" Citadel mother fucker. Obviously making shit up to protect his boss. Never trust a fucking Jew.

>> No.50241807
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50241807

>>50240284
>>50241769
Sure you did!

>> No.50241812
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50241812

So pathetic. Why are they incapable of thinking for themselves?

>> No.50241816

>>50241760
Yeah, the 10% that not "slot machines" is mostly rhythm games. If that's your thing, then its worth going for the rhythm games alone.

>> No.50241820

>>50241763
>knows that there’s nobody on this galaxy that would defend niggerfaggot’s behavior unironically other than niggerfaggot himself
>tries to defend him (er, “chadshill”) as “another poster”
>thinks this doesn’t glow like a supernova
>>50241789
If nothing else he deserves it. Also this is /way/ more butthurt than Shia LaDouche ever produced so the lulz are theoretically unlimited

>> No.50241828
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50241828

>>50241793
>Never trust a fucking Jew.
Yeah good thing Ryan isnt a jew r....right gyys

>> No.50241843

>>50241807
What am I not allowed to post the new copy pasta?

>> No.50241853
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50241853

Hepcats...

>> No.50241860

>>50241774
>>50241793
What's he saying that could fud them? I don't have a twitter. Kinda hard to talk away "They need to make 74 million into 100 billion."

>> No.50241870

>>50239100
Dave lauer is a fraud and amc is a swap. Prove me wrong

>> No.50241872

>Variance Swaps
betting on volatility (like calls with no shares but on volatility)

>Total Return Swaps
two parties swap a percentage difference in an equity and another instrument

>Contract for Difference
getting the percentage return of a stock without paying for the cost of the full position initially (They take the full cost of the position from the profits)

>> No.50241890

AMC outperformed GME today. Again.

It looks like a lot of Apes actually Fucking like that stock!

>> No.50241908

I bet nothing happens leading up to the split and nothing happens after. It won’t be until they do a second split 3:1 that shit will really kick off imo.

>> No.50241909

>>50241870
Every day I thank the universe/the gods that we apes have a guy like Dave looking out for us.

Verification not required lmao

>> No.50241911

I’ve been kekking crypto baggies all day because of how mad they are that we are better people and investors than them

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50241920

>>50238255

>> No.50241923
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50241923

>>50241737
>canadian
>chad
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.50241930

>>50241908
In your own words, explain your logic around why a second split matters more than the first?

>> No.50241933

>>50241650
I literally can't tell what he's trying to say.
It sounds like he's implying that the value of the shorts won't change (so if they borrowed one share, they only have to return one share under the price agreement they had from before the split).
IF this is what he's saying and IF it was true, it would mean that, once the divvies were settled, the shorts would be able to easily close at a profit since the values of the shares would drop by around 75% and they could just rebuy their shares at this lower price.
BUT there's no way that can be accurate and would also miss the whole issue of phantom shares that are the supposed real problem anyway.
So once again, typical Lauer is being retarded.

>> No.50241940

>>50241860
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vuj4rn/in_context_dlauers_tweets_confirm_to_our_chagrin/?sort=confidence

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>>50241908
Awwwww sheiiitttt here we go again

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50241952

>>50241843
Yeah, that's what you were doing! >>50241828

>>50241853
>>50241890
He's still going at it! Damn good work, Sanjay - shooting for overtime, I see!

>> No.50241965

>>50241774
How? Nothing he’s said is inherently bearish. He’s deliberately not talking about what happens with naked shares that are now supposed to receive 3 shares per.

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50241967

>>50239100
checked

>> No.50241971

>he’s stopped posting completely
What’s wrong, niggerfaggot? Cat got your tongue?
>>50241860
The “fud” is that the T+talmud FTD deadlines apparently still apply. That said, ledgie capacity to juggle them is not unlimited (otherwise GME would be in the single digits or delisted by now), and I think an instant 4x of their obligations is enough to send them over the edge

>> No.50241972

>>50241920
whets voex?

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>>50241920
From here those look like the occasions where price breached critical margin territory...

>> No.50241990

>>50241812
dafuq is this shit?

>> No.50241994
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>>50241971
More likely a dog's got it.

>> No.50242005

>>50241933
I think he means the total value doesn't change. They still owe $X, even though now the shares are each worth $X/4.

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>>50241933
I always thought the play was to force them to not be able to deliver a dividend to everyone and move away forcing them to do so, which is 30 days past the 22nd of July - so Augg 22nd Gamestop get to pull out and nut all over their face because of their inability to do what they are essentially paid to do. The NFT market is part of it all, as the NFT shares become a 1:1 nft:shares

>> No.50242039

>>50241990
It's call reality my friend!

>> No.50242040

>>50241990
This happens with every meme date lmao. Hype up date and then right before it comes debunk yourself so you wont be fudded when nothing happens

>> No.50242041

>>50241933
he's always so quick to "debunk" a MOASS trigger or hint that its honestly hilarious how they suck his cock at least pickle nigger believes in the squeeze

>> No.50242042

>>50241812
so no moass in two weeks

>> No.50242046

Kek ugly little rodent gme and bbby baggies. Shit on my AMC.
SHIT on by Crypto. Finishing the week right at max pain. Dumb fucks

>> No.50242058

>>50242046
Awww niggerfaggot, its ok being a candiancuck lol

>> No.50242073

>>50242040
Yup. But this time it is rebunked because the splivvy is the end.
Two more weeks and we molasses.

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50242075

>>50242046
>Shit on my AMC.
If you insist

>> No.50242081

>>50242058
Where's all the retail fomo at baggie
You said there would be so much!!! Doesn't look like there is any

>> No.50242087

>>50242042
It could start in AH today if a hedge fund heads for the exits. It's more like a cliff, with probably September at the very latest and they're slowly being pushed towards it. Unless someone bails before then and starts it sooner, that's their amount of yil left.

>> No.50242090

>>50242081
They are all tapped out. All reserves they had have already been put forward.

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>>50242081
Does your mother know you jerk off with that hand?

>> No.50242105

Does any one else remember the Publix copycat anon that started to post the countdown to august 22nd? How could he have known the divi date?

>> No.50242108

>>50242005
I thought the legal agreements underpinning short selling was that you owe the asset itself, not the value of the asset, though?
Hence why the entire short market works. If they only owed money, the value of the asset wouldn't matter? Am I being dumb?
>>50242035
I think, at a complete guess based on what smarter people have said, that doing something that would blatantly cause the moass would put them in legal hot water. So their dividend is a stock offering which can't be considered contentious at all since the value has gone up so much, but which should still put on a similar pressure.
>>50242041
I don't understand how that guy could write an entire essay calling out all Lauer's shit and the mods successfully managed to "deboonk" it without responding to any of its claims

>> No.50242109

>50242081
AMSneeders will be slurping like nobody's business, post-split. Of course, this is assuming that we don't go six digits as soon as it hits.

>> No.50242114

>>50241737
kek fingerprinties
kek traced after moass for minecrafties

>> No.50242125

>>50241972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZ9cdcPuXo

>> No.50242132
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>>50241933
He says it himself, they're obligated to pay the dividend to their borrowees. They're clearly retardedly overleveraged, so they'll have to either
A) fail to deliver the dividend shares
B) short 3 additional shares for their entire short position to distribute the dividend

He's using pipul to say their short position doesn't technically increase directly due to the split. But realistically they have to increase it to meet the demand they're forced to deliver.

>> No.50242135

>>50242108
>something that would blatantly cause the moass would put them in legal hot water.
But the SEC said we were all good because...... reasons lol but seriously It's not like gamestop knew there was a massive short position, they have told us it was closed for a year!

>> No.50242137

Looks like AMC was a much better play all along

>> No.50242147
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>>50242105
That’s T+21 from the divvy date. Are there any important deadlines in that timeframe?

>> No.50242159

>>50242108
They owe the equivalent amount of shares to what they borrowed, in this case 4x. They don't get off the hook just because the stock split, in the same way they wouldn't get fucked with a reverse split. The price can go up or down, but they still owe the shares.

>> No.50242183

>>50241930
They can just hand out more fakes for this one if they’re bold/brazen/retarded enough to sink further. A second split via NFT for traceability via blockchain/removal from DTCC would really be a kickstarter. But what do I know

>> No.50242193

i lik gamescop

>> No.50242195

>>50242039
>>50242040
>>50242073
I don't know what to fucking believe anymore,,

I might sacrifice a goat to speed this thing up.

>> No.50242198

>>50242183
>They can just hand out more fakes for this one
>>50242035
No they actually can't this time lol, Gamestop have tagged them as NFT's according to their own prospectus

>> No.50242210

>>50242132
He’s intentionally avoiding the topic of naked shorts. I’m 2 weeks GameStop is going to send out 240 million shares to deliver on 70 million shares that should exist. What happens when there’s actually 1 billion shares in the wild between drs, insiders and brokers?

>> No.50242221

>>50242198
Source? I didn’t know that…

>> No.50242223

>>50242125
hopefully it starts running then

>> No.50242234

>>50242183
I don't think they can, for one, only market makers can issue synthetics and we know for a fact that other hedge funds are short. Second, Citadel's balance sheet last quarter already showed them having liabilities nearly exceeding their assets, so even if they can issue synthetics, it's killing their balance sheet.

>> No.50242244

Brokers will begin recalling shares next week. The have to or they have a tax liability. Their shares need to be back in their possession by 7/18.

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50242245

>>50242210
>I'm 2 weeks GameStop
Dr. Pavel, I...

>> No.50242249

>>50242223
This model is insane. Extremely high confidence interval. This is what high level finance looks like

>> No.50242278

>>50242005
>>50242108
That's exactly what he's saying. Like usual, however, he continues to avoid addressing what happens in situations where there is a naked short position, which would require opening further positions to create the synthetic shares to deliver as the dividend (because they won't receive enough from game/cs).

tl;dr: lauer continues to ignore naked shorts as they pertain to the market mechanics of gme

>> No.50242286

Threaded!

>>50236346
>>50236346
>>50236346
>>50236346

>> No.50242307
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>>50242221
That is the gamestop prospectus from last year. Posted when Cohen chopsticks tweet came out saying PG-13 pointing to page 13.

https://sec.report/Document/0001193125-20-312805/#rom50019_13

Page 16 is about the DTTC being unable to deliver dividends and 13 is about them issuing their own security in global form

>> No.50242310

>50242286
A
FUCKING
LEAF

>> No.50242329
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>50242286
>niggerfaggot being this assblasted he's tried this all day

kek post puts and hand again maplecuck

>> No.50242336

Not a single thing happens to naked shorts. Not a single brokerage will be affected, or fund, or market maker.

Nothing happens because of this split. Just like not a fucking thing happened this week with its announcement. Just like not a single fucking thing has happened on any faggot gme hyped date

>> No.50242354

Chang or someone literally tweeted last year that there would be fireworks when stocks and crypto came together in one asset.

>> No.50242359

Oh No...

>GameStop Is In Serious Trouble
https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/games/gamestop-layoffs-trouble.html

>> No.50242366

>>50242359
i just sold

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>>50242354

>> No.50242370

will my 950c contract get adjusted do to the dividend split?

>> No.50242393

Cant believe you faggots have a general.

Cant believe I didn't know and was on fucking reddit this whole time when I could have been with you degenerates. Y'all like amc too dont you?

>> No.50242404
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50242404

>50242336

>> No.50242412
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50242412

>>50242393
>yall

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50242443

>>50242401
>>50242401
>>50242401
Threaded.

>>50239110
>>50239162
>>50239459
>>50240632
>>50241695
>>50241967
WAGMI.

>> No.50242525

>>50241933
The way i see it is like this..

>i have 1 share
>hedgies have 1 share
>stock splits
>hedgies have 4 shares and owe me 3
>I now have 4 shares and hedgies have 1

>> No.50242549

>>50242393
>Y'all like amc too dont you?
No. Retard.

>> No.50242554

>>50242286
kek and based

>> No.50242605

>>50242549
>>50242412
But its a meme stock and its shorted. We going to moon together brother apes. :)

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50243365

>>50241544
>a fucking faggot leaf
Colossal Kek

>> No.50243639

>>50242307
This is the proton bomb to the deathstar