/biz/ - Business & Finance

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck tesla

>>50239018
MELT UP.

SAY. IT.

MELT. UP.

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

Fuck jannies

i just bought puts for next week and 3 weeks out. what am i in for?

healing? healing

first for fuck bobo

>>50239075
you won't do fooking nutting homo

FUCK THE CRAB

>>50239081
>Fuck jannies
end of quote. repeat the line.
https://twitter.com/KyleMartinsen_/status/1545453047551328257

>>50239113
i'd probably regret it,but i would.

AND JUST LIKE THAT THE SUCK AND PISS WILL NEVER BE UNDER 3900 AGAIN!

>>50239118
Those fucks standing around him are trying so hard to keep a straight face.

what are you guys doing this friday night? i'm gonna do drugs and piss and shit myself

The worst kind of market

How fake and gay were employment numbers?

SIGAbros what happened? Why is it doomping?

>>50239169
you WILL fear the crab

SNIB SNABS :D

>>50239170
Nothing compared to inflation numbers.

>>50239181
Shinsuke Abe died

>>50239170
This was live from the governmental reporting agency

>>50239166
I'm gonna do drugs and probably shit post a little tonight. I'll come out of hibernation in September.

>>50237415
>>50237523
TA on VIX... what the fuck?

>>50237610
With AAA bonds, isn't this free money?

>>50238416
>>50238470
kek

>>50239018
>crab for consolidation after a week of pump
Extremely bullish

>>50239198
>Shinsuke Abe

Was gonna close all my longs today but now idk. Vix and bonds at LOD and no sellers. Maybe we do get the 400 gap fill before CPI/earnings

>>50239166
Nothing

>>50239230
What was this guys fucking problem?

>>50239018
GOLDEN BULL RUN

>>50239225
>bullish
everything is either bullish or priced in for you bulltards huh?

>>50239166
I'm going to sit around waiting for /smg/ movie night
Hopefully it's a good one

>>50239166
playing some games I bought on the steam sale :)

give me hope for RYCEY. I am bagholding for almost 2 years!

>>50239258
>everything is either bullish or priced in for you bulltards huh

BULLISH

Tesla unironically makes me want to kms

>>50239265
I hope it's a bearish one

>tfw averaged at $10.50 for SOXL

>>50239277
it can only go down another 1.09!

>>50239282
stop shorting the bottom. Why didn't you short when they were at 1200?

why do you retards keep buying tops and selling the bottom?

There's a nice balance of bobos and mumus, it's fairly comfy.

>>50239303
I wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft. clown pole but based, good work, keep it up.

>>50239317
I saw a lizard last night walking

siga homophobes

>>50239303
11.30 here. Still going to dump it soon. maybe today maybe hold and see what happens next week.

>>50239166
Drugs and /baka/ >>50239169
browsing

>>50239312
If you think we bottomed already idk what planet you’re living on

>>50239265
Dude none of the movies have ever been good. Sometimes dude are just playing gay pornos and people just shit post I'm chat. If I wasn't so gay I wouldn't bother attending.

>>50239265
>>50239377
Movie night is here. Enjoy.

>>50239220
I'll wake you up when September ends

I only made $2,000 this week. What the fuck

Are you watching son?

Yeah, Im thinking we're back (again)

>>50239430
better than losing money bro

GREEN GREEN GREEN
LET'S GOOO

So do we hold 105 on OIL this time?

Kek at all the siga tranny bagholders.

Yes I did steal this from WSB. But point still is valid. Bear bros, we have a chance.

>>50239511
go back

>>50239511

>>50239497
I think we need at least a couple weeks of stagnation or drops before they earn the bagholder designation.

>>50239511
If you're going to steal something, then improve upon it. That looks like shit... it would take like 5 minutes to make a better version. Maybe 30 minutes to make webm

>>50239511
you need to go back

>>50239523
No

>>50239430
I made 2000 off my short puts on apple, and lost 5000 on my long puts.

Who bought SIGA over $10?

>>50239550
No

>>50239511
czeched

>>50239548
Phonefag, not making webms at work

>>50239245
he couldn't fullfil Abes order to have sex and impregnate a japanese women, making him furstrated

>>50239557
You said, "first for fuck bobo" but you just said you shorted

The vix is dropping a lot bros.... Is it over

>>50239371
>If you think we bottomed already idk what planet you’re living on


PRICED IN

>>50239588
the VIX is a scam

Place your bets. I bet they're close the week at SPY 391.05

>>50239587
I have to throw the algo's off

>>50239632
if we close above 390 i will jihad the market. THIS IS A THREAT

>>50239511
Kys

>>50239632
>Place your bets. I bet they're close the week at SPY 391.05

if that happens we gap down or up Monday? wouldn't be surprised to see a run for 400 but if we hit 400 I think we're getting rugged

>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

>>50239668
No

>>50239654

>>50239588
calm before the storm, buy your puts while they're cheap

Can NEETs invest in the market? Or do you need to "justify" the funds you used to buy shares with?

Asking for a friend. This friend wants to focus on dividend stocks for long term holding, but doesn't have an "official" income

>>50239181
Shaking out retail, Mpox isn't disappearing anytime soon. Heading back up now.

Bros, can we somehow hack Biden's teleprompter?

Can't wait to see those pink wojaks next week

I bought 30 contracts for AAPL July 8 130 Calls at 1.00 sold them at 4.00, they're worth 7.00 now.

>>50239724
do you really want to fuck with mossad?

EURUSDT bottomed out >$1
We can't stop winning eurobros

whats the news on gaysex?

>>50239735
I do that on a daily basis on pretty much every board here.

I hate this market so much. How am I so good at losing money? I am going to do the George Costanza strat.

Imagine shorting bottoms and buying tops

>>50239732

Seriously upset about a 400% gain? I literally do not give a shit if an option goes up 500% if I make at least 75%. Learned my lesson more than enough times holding them to expiration because of greed

I fucking hate the CHIPS act bros. I don't care if you're a SOXS or a SOXL holder, we have socialism in America, for corporations, yet capitalism for the needy. Why should my tax dollars be used to offset tech trannies business mistakes? The industry went to China, because American manufacturing was too expensive. Now they must face country risk to their business (Taiwan geopolitics) and will only come back to America if American taxpayers subsidize their operations here?

Capitalism for the needy. Socialized bailouts for corporations.

>>50239265
This is just so sad

>>50239767
>Learned my lesson more than enough times holding them to expiration because of greed
I only day trade Options and I've been burned many times where if I would've held them I would've been up massively. I'll probably get fucked if I decide to hold them if I change my strategy.

>>50239759
>George Costanza strat
You're going to quit your job, regret it and then show up the next day and pretend it didn't happen?

>>50239719
There are no federal taxes on qualified dividends beneath like 40k if you have no other income.

>>50239719
If you don't have $25k, you're subject to pattern day trading rules. And if you have neither income nor autistic options knowledge, you're almost certainly not going to be approved to trade calls and puts.

Otherwise brokers won't give a fuck. You give them all your info, transfer over your checking account money, and can start longing LABU with the rest of us.

VERU. Lol. They don't know what is coming.

>>50239719
What?

Anyone want to watch macaques get tortured for movie night?

>>50239780
There's no need to pity me. I deserve this life
Also, I'd participate in COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT but I need to stop drinking, I'm gaining too much weight

>>50239799
>VERU
Vishnu my bastard

>>50239792
He's going to point out that a coworker stole a box of raisins and then get threatened by him.

>>50239752
inquisition for gays soon, siga not needed

>>50239808

>>50239675
youre very down on your soxl, what happened to 50% additional drawdown being a good target? lol

we may get another touch off of 3950, but down is... a way down.

>>50239814
My bastard bhenchod, VERU is a bit of a scam.

Can I get some fatherly advice on this apple call. I bought it damn near the local bottom and line keeps going up, considering the stats I feel like it’s got some juice left in it.

Should I sell or let it ride

>>50239843
Lower

>>50239843
Good

>>50239776
lmao you're just now noticing this? Elon musk says he's "pro small government" but he's earned billions from subsidies, government contracts and subsidized loans. Government never works based on guiding principles, ultimately it's whatever pressure you can put on it to make it do (or not do) what you want. Welcome to reality

>>50239843
Counterpoint:

Should I sell my SOXL and TQQQ calls that I bought at 1 PM? I'm up 30%, but that's only like $70... I didn't buy that many
I didn't go all in like I said I would, cause I'm a pussy

>>50239816
kek

>>50239840
ur not allowed to make fun of SOXL tards without me

>>50239824
so its too late to fomo into siga?

>>50239872
Yes. I wouldn’t hold anything bullish over the weekend.

>>50239856
You're gambling on if the market gaps up Monday during CPI Wednesday next week. Insiders sold off the market the day before CPI was released lasted time.

>>50239871
>buttcoin 8k

>>50239875
shut up pajeet youre still seething that the 200sma strategy worked to perfection and youre too pretentious to be a chad leveraged beta momentum waverider. i only make fun of coping baggies that cant adapt and follow their own strat
whats this about veru though my bloody basterd

>>50239793
>>50239796
>>50239807
Awesome, I'll let my friend know. Thanks guys

Consumer credit release for May
>Previous: 36.76b
>expected: 31.9b
>actual: 22.35
wtf goy why wont you spend more money!?

priced in
>recession
>interest rate increases
>QT
>covid & covid variants
>Russia & Ukraine
>Joe Biden's dementia
>Abe-sama's assassination

not priced in
>Powell pivot
>interest rate decreases
>Joe Biden's arrest & subsequent life imprisonment
>monkiepox

>>50239864
To be fair, it takes a very high IQ to appreciate statism.

>>50239871

>>50239871
tony is bearish now though

>>50239856
Sell it, we're going down next week, you might lament missing some gains on monday but better to secure profits than have it sink like a stone.

>>50239843
I can't believe the SPY reaches the top of the channel before CPI releases, but I've seen some Jewish trickery before

>>50239886
What are you scanning to see insiders sold off?

>>50239909

>>50239913
I'm gonna need some screencaps as evidence.

>>50239829
What the fuck do you have against torturing monkeys??? The fuck is your problem?

>SIGA price action

>>50239899
I'm out of money because food went up!

>>50239899
Hey, I spent like $15 on the Steam sale. Leave me out of this.

>>50239923
theres the interview where a pop up comes over his face, he's bearish there. within past 2 months

>>50239840
you think i went all in at that level? i am buying increasingly larger numbers to keep my average low as it moves down
>>50239875
kill yourself chink, go shill your next value trap

>>50239793
Fuck FICA and the boomers who kept taking my money

They're gonna close it at 391.05

>>50239891
Nah lol you're a massive Down's syndrome cunt if you think the leveraged rotation strategy is anything but a horrible sink of money with negative Expected Value and horrible R:R.

VERU is basically a company that pumped on positive COVID treatment news for Phase 2 but the reality was they hand-picked patients who were nearly dying for their placebo group (very low blood oxygen). VERU claimed its placebo group and treatment groups contained "similar baseline characteristics", yet instead we find the placebo group contained a fat left tail of markedly sicker patients. A picture is worth 1,000 words.

I am not short on VERU yet but will enter when volatility dies down. Might sell some tight call spreads but R:R isn't there yet since vol surfaces are acting all fucky on the illiquid options complex

>>50239899
Interest rates and CoL. The trumpbux and personal savings are depleted. Consoomers are cutting back.

>>50239899
I dumped like $6k into my Goldman Sachs savings account last month
In July, I'll probably throw like $12k in

>>50238320
>>50238688
Why is German electricity cheaper than French? That sounds backwards.

>>50239954
i think any amount of money is down 40% and "averaging down" is textbook novice trader copium. youre a dunce and youre losing a lot of money and all i can do is laugh at you. haha

200 hour line is lava. Line is lava!

>>50239927

>>50239951
Oh yeah that was hilarious

>>50239922
Look at the chart

>>50239979
It shouldn't be. France has the edge with nookleear plants.

I feel like I should have sold my BOIL when it blew off and hit the top yesterday. Or is this just a healthy pullback after yesterdays giant movement from inventory release?
>>50239974
Are they ready for liquidation though with continual rape hikes?
>>50239973
Consumer Credit is the amount of debt in payment plans. If people are taking out a lot of debt on payment plans thats a sign of a healthy economy. (Or one about to tip over and fall). While a big meaty pullback means that people are more pessimistic and not buying.
>>50239943
I had to stop playing they are billions because I was going to have aneurism trying to set up my base on Desolate Wastelands.
>>50239937
dont lie, you bought some funko pops didn't you?

>>50240000
Checked, and anyone who is follows the 200 DMA leveraged rotation "strategy" is a novice trader. Not a single person who shills for the SOXL 200 DMA garbage can actually tell you if that strategy has positive EV

>>50239979
price controls

>>50240000
>down less than 10%
>still bright green on the ticker overall
whatever helps you cope with the fact im a superior investor
haha

>>50239979
1 week difference.

>>50239913
w-w-ut

>>50239979
Jews are a cheap fuel source.

>>50239973
NO! YOU'RE MAKING THE REVERSE REPO PROBLEM WORSE!

Take that money out of your savings account right this second.

>>50240005
it wont make it

>>50240007
it's unironically over

>>50240044
>down 10%
>green overall
what?

consumer credit is down for the month too, another bullish indicator lfg

>>50240064

>>50240060
No, I am saving up to buy........idk, but I'm saving it up!

We all can agree that vix shitting the bed means,next week markets are going to massively dump right?

Germany is an example of when autism goes horribly wrong

>>50240044
>>still bright green on the ticker overall
Lol.

>>50240078
people are reigning in discretionary spending in order to prepare for and cope with more inflation
how is that bullish

>>50240078
It's still bearish, because its still too damn high.

>>50240007
media kikes can't even pay for a full version of Zoom (baka)

>>50240070
talking about my recent entry
still have most of my gains when i sold above 60
still have 30k cash to buy if it falls more
lol

>>50240100
everything is bullish now

>>50240100
ugh, it just is ok, it just is ok!

Lol they don't want SPY to close above 390

>>50239979
I hear that 40% of French nuclear are offline because the french are too fucking dumb and lazy to maintain them which is no surprise

>>50240100
Sustained savings and miserly spending on the consumer side should pressure the companies to lower their prices, hence bring inflation down.

>>50240110
that just means you made money following the strategy and lost it after not following the strategy. which is exactly what i said
meanwhile i sold it all after the first dump below the 200 and only made money. so i guess it turns out im the superior investor, doesnt it?

>>50240042
>just buy high bro. just don't buy low bro. haha imagine buying when the price is low hahaha
kys

Did you simple faggots load up for the next steel run?

>>50239415
Amazing movie the plot was fascinating 10/10.

>>50240126
We're at the top of a downward channel.

>>50240135
>should pressure the companies to lower their prices, hence bring inflation down.

>>50240135
also bringing down profits

>>50240100
Bullish for consumer staples? If you're a div-fag they're still paying.

>>50240142
Wtf are you talking about, schoolshooter

>>50240163
shoot this dick in your mouth faggot

>>50240163
>there are people in this thread who have never bought high and sold higher

>>50240163
>>50240169
calm down girls we are all friends here

>>50240187
Unless you enjoy watching Monkeys get tortured them we aren't friends.

>>50240155
the top is 395, they dont want to close the week at or above 391.05 from last week's weekly candle. they want to closes it before last week's weekly candle open price

>>50240134
you sold at what, 38? i sold at 62 and now im scaling in
i did not follow the strategy by selling that high, but i know an unsustainable move when i see one
sounds like even after buying in significantly lower you're being outperformed by me, and i have a stack of extremely cheap shares well before it moves back above the 200 sma
unlucky

The bottom is not in if there are still people buying 3x ETFs. Lum poster has an average in the 30s. He got Chopped.

>>50239118
I can't believe it took so long for someone to pass that stupid alien vibe check. Maybe they'll finally make contact now.

>>50240208

>>50240208
I did hear from jamfaggot that there was some schizo spamming monkey torture videos in here. Which one of you future white schoolshooters was posting that shit?

>>50240214
my average isn't anywhere close to 30 lol its around 15

>>50240224
Project more you micro nigger lover

>>50240214
The bottom is in when people think the bottom is not in.

>>50239415
WEEEOOO

>>50240213
i sold at like 45 and havent bought back in yet, while you will continue to lose money
>well before it moves back above the 200 sma
you're right! WELL before! enjoy

>>50240208
go back

>>50240227
A totally based anon that gets rimjobs from your mom every weekend

>>50240227
>white
Those videos are literally all made by chinks and pakis

>>50240236
you aren't the og lum poster

>>50240242
Try not to have sex with a dead animal this weekend you sick faggot fuck

>>50240133
>French Chernobyl
Sounds like kino

>>50240227
>"white schoolshooters"

How did CNN+ work out?

>>50240275
Yeah i totally believe that white people didn't do that lol sure thing, Kyle.

>>50240277
Try and not catch monkey poox from getting fucked up the ass by one you micro nigger lover.

why is every nigga in /biz/ trying to win big rather than just building wealth over time?

>>50240307
Gtfo with your /pol/ shit. White people are too gay to enjoy this dank meme.

i have to hand it to this dyel indian boy, he knows how to press this generals buttons

>>50240262
i will, thanks
what should i call you when im proven right and outperform you on both sides of the trade so i can gloat?
>>50240276
yes i am lol

>>50240326
Who knows how much time is left?
Might as well try to win asap so you can live comfortably until it runs out

>>50240227
You’re trying to sound cool but you just come off as a tool, my dude. I’m betting you’re white and you’ve said “I hate white people” at some point in your life, haven’t you?

>>50240343
i thought he sounded cool

>>50240326
People want to be rich while they're still young.

>>50240334
Im not DYEL i could heem every single person in this thread before their white ass picks up the AR-15 and walks over to their local school. Just stfu and don't even think about picking up the AR. Kyle.

>>50240339
ill be here, just call me out

>>50240326
Gotta risk it for the biscuit

this is probably the best looking double bottom chart i've ever seen

>>50240334
he's a nigger and he shits up and derails the thread. this is why people hate indians
>>50240366
you are a faggot bitch

>>50240326
Ask your favorite Boomer how their slow wealth build is working out in those 60/40 portfolios of theirs this year.

Ooh, and for extra fun you can ask them about their home values EOY.

>>50240366
I bet your bf loves this pic

>>50240343
What pisses me off is white people are being total Karen's and telling people how to live their lives in places like cambodia and Brazil. It's their fucking Monkeys, they can do what they want with them like taking a rusty pair of scissors and gouging their eye balls out.

I can't believe the CEO of anime died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMRLEceXMM

why are we crabbing now

>>50240366
just like i know how to press your buttons perfectly so that youll run to /soc/ and get another pic of an autistic indian virgin to shitpost with on /smg/

STFU YOU FAGGOTS AND TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT QQQ IS TURNING SOUTH

>>50240391
kekkk

holy shit fuck this gay ass thread. Kill yourself niggers. I hope your mother's die in their sleep tonight and I hope Pakistan nukes india

>>50240367
okay
my loss scenario is SOXL falling significantly below 50 cents per share, that's where i run out of money
you can rub it in my face if it happens too

>>50240412
this is hate speech.

>>50240334
It's easy to get wh*te people to chimp out. You would too if your women fucked dogs lmao.

>>50240090
>We all can agree that vix shitting the bed means,next week markets are going to massively dump right?
Uhhhh no bro. We can't agree on that lol

>>50240326
because we all invested into triple leveraged bullshit at the top so now we have to gamble oure remaining dollars

>>50240418
your mom's nasty stank ass pussy is hate speech

>>50240404
Its over

Just look at the Hourly MACD/RSI

>>50240404
100% crab day bro

>>50240292
>Le reactor, she has gone supercrite!
>Merde, this will be ell to fix tomorrow. But work hours today? They are over.
>let's take my Renault to a crowded streetside cafe and reminisce of past loves over wine before retiring to your apartment to sleep with your wife.

>>50240404
road is closed at 296. aids.

>>50240415
opportunity cost is real and chasing bottoms for continued losses until it finally bottoms is a bad strategy, and the gains in a non QE fueled, low-growth macro environment is not going to be good to semis or soxl
this is coming someone that owned more SOXL than you ever have

>>50240403
>just like i know how to press your buttons perfectly
Dylan, pressing someone's buttons doesn't mean the same thing as pulling the trigger on the AR ur dad gave you.

>>50240437
The great equalizer….. fear the crab

>>50240456
go suck some more toes sanjeet

>>50239222
What does >>50237610 even mean?
"Locked in a 2% spread"?

>>50240453
Also another strawman is when you point to LETF's that have been liquidated, a lot of SOXL fanatics will tell you "BUT BRO THOSE WERE COMMODITIES THEY'RE NOT THE SAME"

Semiconductors are a literal material-commodity that follow cyclicals. Anyone who doesn't realize this and thinks semis will keep booming forever is destined to get CHOPPED. Semis are cylical and that doesn't bode well for 3x ETF's that are long semis

>>50240424
Seriously wtf is with this bullshit
>Karen can fuck as many dogs as they want but NOOooo somebody minding their own monkey business in India, combodia, or Brazil can't decide how their Monkeys should be treated

>>50240484
How much semi demand was related to the retarded crypto boom any idea?

>>50240326
Because I want to speedrun it while I am still alive. It's an exhilarating idea to make 1 mil on a 10k bet in a few days than to slowly accrue it over years.

>>50240445
>I saw croissant flakes on the reactor floor!
>No, you didn't. You're délirant.

>>50240385
>this year
>EOY
Their portfolios and houses are 30+ years old, retard. What's one bad year? They'll throw a fit, of course, because they're not making as much as they'd like, but they're not losing any sleep.

>>50240415
is soxl going up next week or down

>>50240492
About tree fiddy

>>50240484
shut the fuck up you dumb street shitter, your usual three examples are GUSH (an oil etf), a fucking bioshit etf, and fucking TVIX
always been a bad argument i am not on your side just because i agree that the lum poster is a retard that cant adapt

>>50240509
big if true.

>>50240509
Unironically the cost of a box of monkeys.

7.5 hours of national wide outage in leafland and Roger sees fit to post an apology. But it's not fixed yet lmao. I got the day off work because of this.

we're actually gonna close flat...

>>50240515
I'm not going to spoonfeed you all examples of LETF's that have been liquidated because you're too far-left on the Dunning-Kruger curve to understand that you can't "adapt" to these retarded leveraged rotation strategies that retail traders should never ever touch.

remember to squirrel away from money for housing to go bust. They will save it, but not without letting people get heem'd first. Mortgage up on some cheap housing, then either sell/refinance when rates go to zero again and housing goes up.

Gayest week in stock market history

>>50240453
opportunity cost of what, sitting in cash? im not investing in anything else
the entire semi industry is going to double in the next 8 years and i will be invested in it, one way or another
>>50240505
if i knew the answer to questions like that id be filthy rich

>>50240515
>lum poster is a retard that cant adapt
Lum poster got sucked in by the SOXL_shill lies and sadly his portfolio died.

>>50240534
CRAB
R
A
B

SNIBBED.COM

>>50240498
>I want wine in my reactor core!

Sorry if this was posted but martin shrekleli posted dd on his r*ddit account https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vrydiy/amc_first_impressions/

ATTENTION IM THINKING OF GOING ALL IN ON SPY NOVEMBER $375P CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM MY FUCKING BIAS HERE PLEASE
>understand that you can't "adapt" to these retarded leveraged rotation strategies that retail traders should never ever touch.
i think you need to reread my post. adapting strategies is not the same as moving from one 3x etf to another

>>50240562
Le epic! Thanks!

fuggin snooooooooooooooore

Why has CLVS been going up so much

>>50240326
There's no other ways of making it

>>50240503
>What's one bad year?
It knocks out 20 to 30% of their life savings when they're leaving their jobs. In absolute numbers alone it's a record loss, but in quality of life it heems them.

>>50240562
His biotech DD vids were kino back in the day some of the first investing stuff I watched drunk at 3am in my college dorm

>>50240546
If only they had been smart and invested in colorful and tasteful monkey torture videos. Shit is a gold mine. I know eventually more people in smg will be into it.

>>50240579
>Why has CLVS been going up so much
Stock split news. It's a garbage pump that will get shorted to death. Not worth shorting rn for us retail dweebs tho

>>50240453
until things change, which they always do.

>>50240539
following up nobody has ever equated 3x etfs that track the major indices to any other 3x etfs. nobody has ever advocated longing gush with this strategy. you conflate the original strategy with holding any 3x etf including inverses which is just laughable disingenuous. and dont act like you have a hidden bag of 3x etfs that have been liquidated because you ALWAYS come back to gush, tvix, and the bioshit one. please stop embarrassing yourself

>>50240571
let me post a bobo for you. hopefully your bias is confirmed

>>50240615
>please stop embarrassing yourself

Don't ask for such things in /smg/ its not possible

>>50240326
Pssst, don't tell anyone here but I'm actually just trading with a tiny portion of my money while investing the rest like a true long term boomer like papa Buffett taught me. But again don't tell anyone

>>50240610
youre right, they literally just changed from a QE fueled to a non QE fueled environment. until they change thats what we're working with. trying to front run that is a great way to lose a lot of money

>>50240586
>It knocks out 20 to 30% of their life savings

>>50240615
Lol this dude is holding some massive bags and is too butthurt to realize he got scammed by 3x ETF's charging credit card-tier expense rates.

>>50240562
>GME and AMC are fairly valued
This fucking faggot

>>50240366
I'd slap you right in your face faggot and you wouldn't do shit pussy little manlet bitch

This market is complete fucking bullshit and I absolutely hate every second of my god damn life

shipment has arrived

>>50240643
nice projection but i sold all of my 3x etfs for a big profit right when i always intended to and havent touched them since because im not a retard. in fact ive been strongly advocating that nobody else touch them either

>>50240653
>The baggage conveyer belt of crabs fallacy

>>50240650
>market goes up
>people still have a bad day
literally how

i am 100% UPRO now and i dont give a fuc

imagine talking shit about SOXL shill
bunch of newfags ITT

>>50240653
Fuckin’ lol.

>>50240674
I have 0% UPRO and feel the same way buddy

>>50240650
>This market is complete fucking bullshit and I absolutely hate every second of my god damn life

You are not alone.

>>50240675
the future is now old man

>>50240693
No anon, I truly am alone

>>50240638
If they were cautious they'd be in something like VTWNX or VTTVX, which have had 16% and 17% max drawdowns YTD.

I don't know about you, but many Boomers I know were not nearly so cautious and "wanted to make up for lost time".

>>50240675
Honestly getting scammed by SOXL has become a right of passage for newfags here.

>>50239907
>>Joe Biden's arrest & subsequent life imprisonment
i'll accept my losses if this happens

>>50240767
I'd still vote for Joe Biden again if it happened.

>>50240743
I scammed myself with non-SOXL things tbqh

Rounding out my fall of first world civilization portfolio while everyone takes a nap at the end of crab week. Here's hoping something happens on CPI week because I need more dopamine smugness or fear-induced adrenaline to feel alive again.

>>50240783
even if he's up against THE donald duck?

>>50240799
Hehehe we have had some pretty good pump and dump scams over the years here.

New >>50240852

SPY is having trouble breaking 390's

>>50240326
At my current salary it would take me 10 years to earn (pre tax) $1,000,000. If I ever want to retire, I'm going to have to make some fairly significant gains in the next 20 or so years cause the wage isn't going to cut it.

>>50240825
Especially if he is up against the Donald Trump, at least he isn't Donald Trump.

>>50240799
My first was ONTX.

Hava Nagila Hava
Nagila Hava
Nagila Venis mecha

>>50239241
Take it easy man.

this nigga tried to short soxl.....

Bobros, how fucked are my TSLA 750 puts for next week. The pump the past 2 days has been the most Jewish thing I’ve ever seen

$FCEL

>>50242236
you are about to get heemed my nigga