/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50233996
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
GERN: >>50205957

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50233999
big check

>nah you dont understand bro, a dying physical game store will build a monkey jpeg marketplace and go to 1 trillion dollars a share. you just DONT GET IT

First and WAGMI.

>50234023

>>50234023
Kek Niggerfaggot please post puts, we like to laugh at you

It feels like the markets are going to be propped up until there is an excuse to put all the blame on so they can rug and cause a flash crash.

>>50234023
>he doesn’t actually get it

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

Uh oh
I bought

>>50233996
Nice gains yesterday, too bad they're all gone and you're going to crab until you're old and feeble fuckers

>>50234076
kek how much did you lose on BTC?

CAM ON GAMESHOP!
SCORE SOME FOKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOs

Good morning!
Still comfy
Still holding

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50233999
Big checkies.

I got a second job for the explicit purpose of buying more GME and have held it for the last half a year like I've held my shares. I'm going to continue buying more post-split assuming the price hasn't shattered shorts anuses by that time and priced me out. Fuck shills, WAGMI.

the shills are on overdrive because they know theyre on deaths row. wagmi

Fuck Ryan and Matt. Why can’t we even have a nice split run up??!

I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies post-MOASS and there's nothing you heffle-nosed syndicalists can do about it

Sell now if you didn’t yesterday

Lol @ the banks being down and communications.
So glad I did a BANK RUN.

>>50234107
I boughted at 123

>50234023
>50234065
Sneed

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE SHILLS PLEASE READ ALL IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE SHILLS PLEASE READ ALL IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE SHILLS PLEASE READ ALL

dont care not selling

>>50234097
>>50234099
>>50234104
>>50234093
>>50234076

Grow up and stop playing video games and investing in this BS stock.

>>50234122
You overpaid

Why did GameStop stop the split run-up? Any explanations baggies? How do you cope this time?

>>50234139
I know. To rectify that, I will buy again at 122

Delete this.

post yfw the first hedgie becomes a ledgie

how many people actually believe that the news is bearish? fucking clueless emotional amc/dogecoin tier "investors". the CFO got kicked out by RC and replaced by a top tier accountant who's going to improve the profitability. the layoffs are in corporate in which they hired 600 people, they're just getting rid of redundant people in corporate to reduce cash burn. they're investing MORE in retail.

>>50234132
>grow up
You mean conform to your agenda? No thanks

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50233999
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

>they’re still here

>>50234166
something a tranny would say phaggot.

Down -8% baggots
Spy is barely down a half a percent. Holy fucking KEK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50234165
I think it's good news but media likes to spin everything as bad news

>>50234186
>he big mad

>50234132
kek shills mad
kys crypto baggie

>>50234165
I trust RC, he has proven to be an excellent entrepreneur.

>>50234107
Well I was going to, but then, sheesh, I don't know how to say this, but I actually just BOUGHT more instead. UGH I know, what are you going to do?

>>50234040
You know, you could just stop replying to them altogether.

>>50234207
Oh no doubt. He's down $90,000,000 on BBBY. He definitely knows business!

RC doesn’t care about black people

hello

>>50234227
That's.... why I bought

Enjoy your time here new shills

kashmir belongs to pakistan

>कश्मीर पाकिस्तान का है

>>50234044
Isn't that what always happens?

>>50234227
why would he?

>the layoffs are in corporate in which they hired 600 people, they're just getting rid of redundant people in corporate to reduce cash burn. they're investing MORE in retail.

Gamestop is performing 22X worse than the S&P500 today baggots!

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, what would the chances of that happening be?

>>50234186
Rather be a cocksucking tranny than conforming to your agenda, thank you

>>50234227
Hum, who does ?

>>50234218
At most the same old low effort recycled stuff for weeks and months don't deserve more attention than a sneed.

>>50234259
Splivvy in two weeks. If you're so confident that it won't do anything, short GME and post proof

>>50234254
600 people didn’t meet the cut. Very bullish. Hitler did something similar to get rid of backstabbing queers

Shill for your American hedgie overlords kek
Definitely worth those few satoshis!

>>50234290
>Splivvy in two weeks. If you're so confident that it will do literally anything why haven't you bought SPY puts, BTC puts and GME calls.


It's free money bro??? Unless.......you don't believe??

>>50234293

Agreed and holy shit gme gen is Fud central now everytime I come on since splivvy announcement. We're actually gonna make it aren't we bros?!

>>50234260
Keith, this is not /bbby/
You can cry about your losses in /smg/

>>50234337
So you didn't buy any?

Sucks to be you

>>50234342

They're literally mirroring SPY you absolute donkey brained dumb fuck

>>50234354
>X

पाकिस्तानी सभी भारतीय महिलाओं का बलात्कार करेंगे

>>50234342
I'll stick to buying gme since that's the one idiosyncratic risk. Niggers like you deserve to lose everything for delaying moass this long.

>50234132
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUooooooOOOOOOOOOooooEEEEEEEED

I'm going to keep buying, forever. I will buy during the squeeze. I will think of you and your ilk when I buy, and I will laugh. Fuck you, fuck those that hired you, pay me.

>>50234365
Wow look at that! It's the exact same chart dumb fuck!

>>50233996
Tech layoffs means the marketplace is complete. Don't need as many people for maintenance as you do to create a huge marketplace in 1 year. Checkem

>>50234383
Baggie cope lmao
>m-m-muh MOASS

>>50234005
>>50234096
>>50234175
WGAMI!

>>50234354
We're heading to $130 and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it except to seethe. KEK!

>>50234437
>Tech layoffs means the marketplace is complete
Exactly this. Developers work on contracts for completion of tasks and move on, most devs unless they are inhouse they will have contract gigs and move from place to place. Once the work is done only a skeleton crew is needed to keep it going

>>50234437
None of the layoffs were from the new NFT side of the business. They fired the head of Funko Pops

I have a job interview soon, how do I look?

>>50234478
you look like a fella whos gonna make it

>>50234478
red tie is too aggressive

>>50234478
thats a heckin cute doggeroo

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50234542
Sneed deez nuts Ranjit.

>>50234542
Thanks for the pasta, fitlered

>50234542
Thanks just sodl'd

kek baggies

Kek crypto baggies

>>50234556
sneed this pasta mongaloid

>>50234162

Hello fellows comfy Gme frens.
Haven't posted here since 6 months. Bit it is with great pleasure I, an europoor PhD student, bought more yesterday to reach 10 share before split.

>>50234542
Sneed

Just sold. This dip after the splivvy announcement is proof enough that HFs have covered, otherwise the stock would've mooned right away from HFs looking for exit liquidity. We're just gonna get fucked again.

>>50234586
OMG 250 million????????????????
How will the institution worth 344 that much ever survive? Oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!! they took one of my 344 cookies!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>50234619
Wow this is really the angle they are going for now?

>>50234470
Then they fired lawyers who were writing TOS or HR roasties who were hiring more tech guys. Either way this happens, and we're allegedly right when the marketplace is supposed to drop. Writings on the wall fren

>can't even break $150 this pump
K. E. K. B. A. G. G. I. E. S.

Just bought more to reach comfy 1k shares after the divy. WAGMI frens, The end is finally in sight, and I cannot wait for the first ledgies to paint the pavement :)

Nice dip. 5 more for the pool.

>>50234587
>>50234619
Did some Ranjit get mad? Here's a dead cow.

>>50234680
$130

they can't even break 130

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Remember when " MUH 180 UNBREAKABLE FLOOR" L000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L

Lmao crypto baggies mad as fuck that their imaginary internet money is about to get gigarugged even after they bought at $61k

>>50234693
not too mad. loaded up at $40 during the initial dip post-squizzle, so I'm up a little over 3x on that. can't be mad about taking profits.
gettin me hungry for some burgers tho :)

while getting rich will be great, seeing all these shills get btfo is the real reward

>>50234598
How does 40 shares sound?
>hasn't posted in half a year and first post back is sneeding shills
How does a call from the based department sound?

$128

Shocker

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Why does it make Gamestop bagholders so fucking ANGRY that Bitcoin alone is worth 34x their entire Bagholding company??????????????? AHAHAHAHAAHAH KEK GAMESTOP BAGGIES

>>50234725
I wonder how many of the shillies own GME.

I feel so much comfier now that there is a date for the split. I think I might consider forgetting about GME for the next two weeks. Not really much to dwell on at this point. I might just check in late AH or the weekend.

>he could never afford an entire Bitcoin
>he blew his load at $61k
>he lost 75% of his real money on imaginary internet money in the last 6 months

Kek crypto baggies never gonna make it

>>50234753
>50234753 = 883 * 56891
>883 prime
>56891 prime

>>50234786
based prime appreciator

>>50234778
I feel like a child on Christmas Eve, knowing one of my presents is going to be an N64.
The anticipation is hitting hard.

>>50234783
88.47% of Gamestop holders are currently in the red. Guess how I got that info? ;)

prepare the oooooooo's

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50234809
You made it up :)

I feel like a jew who is being swamped by the goyim in todays market

>>50234802
Based Paamwinister appreciator

SHINZO DEAD - BULLISH
JOBS BETTER THAN EXPECTED - BULLISH
LESS INVENTORY DRIVING PRICES HIGHER - BULLISH
HIGHER PRICES MEANS HIGHER EARNINGS - BULLISH
BULL
BULL
BULL

FUCK YOU BOBO

>>50234755
>I don't own 3274 BTC still
Nigger I bought a bunch when it was around 10-12 cents. I'm good even after trading in a bunch for fiat currency. My investment in GME is just icing on the cake.

>>50234723
Man you are really cringe

>>50234736
We were above max pain last 2 weeks I thought?

Fed Pres. Williams speaking today. What's he gonna say? Will I get heemed?

>>50234809
100% of GME holders are gmi. guess how I got that info?

>>50234863
maxpain is an ever changing number and can be used depending on the agenda of the user.

How do I find my Elisabeth Shue?

>>50234872
>Monsieur Williams, raise ze rates a percentage poahnt.
>But sir, that will de-
>Deux percentage.
>Y-yes, my lord Bogdanoff.

>>50234828
>>50234749
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50234809
tell yomama i wont make it for today tell her to leave the keys under the carpet xoxo ;)

>>50234912
100BPS RATE HIKE IS SUPER BULLISH
WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ENOUGH BAHAHAHA
INFLATION MEANS BIGGER NUMBERS
MEN CHASE BIGGER NUMBERS WITH FOMO LIKE THEY CHASE PUSSY

I’m going to buy some calls on home depot and tractor supply solely on the amount of rope that crypto baggies are going to buy in their stores the coming weeks

we broke 130 again ken omg omg wtf wtf you need to make you trick again on after hours

>back to 130
The fire rises :)

>>50234922

and just like that kek baggies became kek hedgies

>an unprecedented monke event
when will SIGA baggies ever learn

WTFWT

first hour over. they are out of dump. barring an options driven squeeze' we close between +5 to 10%

KENNY I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER
YOUR FINANCIAL ASS IS MINE
KENNY I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER
$8,675,309

>>50234983
random chimp event?

>>50234975
when will these shills learn:

whenever GME dips, put money into it, very fucking simple

>>50234915
shut the fuck up bitch, this is nothing. You are nothing. All of you amount to nothing.

Another day that I'm truly glad to be in AMC instead of GME. Up 3.28% over GME's -3.01%.

How do you guys still think this is the better meme stock investment?

Another day another bobo slay

>>50235022
>they lost everything to nothing
kek hedgies

>he didn't buy the abe dip

NGMI

aaaaand.... we're back

>>50235016
gotta go with the times, man

>>50235022
And yet you're here trying to convince him he's nothing.
But together we are a mighty faggot!

Imagine being bullish on a dying brick-and-mortar video game company with a chairman that tweets cryptic schizo shit and nothing ever happens.
Look upon ye image, GME, and behold a true chad chairman

>>50235065
>back
>-4%
Kek baggie

>>50234786

OMG BROS WE'RE ONLY DOWN 60% SINCE JANUARY 2021

I just got back from travelling,

Is the splivvie an nft divedend?

>>50235099
which means we'll be up 120% end of year

>>50235099
>Niggerfaggot still seething

Ooooooooooo
This stocking is shooting up

>>50235022
Kek at how butthurt you are. You lose nigger. Baggies win

>>50235099
you are aware the stock existed before Jan 2021.. right? HAHAHAH

bought at like $30 lmao

>>50235126
no. AMC is doing NFT dividends though

>50235086

omg long whales please get it up to 135 get the fomo and gamma squeeze running into next week

>>50235141
GME : +120.06 (1,206.63%)all time
BTC : +21,475.10 (6,567.31%)all time
MSFT : +264.91 (264,910.00%)all time
AAPL : +146.52 (293,039.80%)all time

stay in your fucking lane faggot.

wen sub 100

>>50235022
i will ooo as i please
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>50235167
I cannot possibly imagine being this mad

>>50234755
>worth
Something is only as valuable as what someone else has to/will pay for it. For example, BTC has lost over a third of its "value" in just a few weeks, and that's just the beginning.

I guess it is time for an EOD prediction and HODL face roll.
157.

>>50235167
kys poor nigger boy. go eat some dog food hahaha

>>50235022
neck yourself dar madarchod

>>50235255
Oh that makes complete sense why Gamestop is worth $131. Because nobody is willing to pay $140, 160 or even 180 dollars for it. KEK baggie

Makes sense why Bitcoin is worth over 20 fucking THOUSAND you DUMB FUCK

>>50235275
157, but for AMC. GME gets rugged mid day and everyone realizes that Adam Aron was actually the more based one

>>50235275
$134.73

>>50235321
>Makes sense why Bitcoin is worth over 20 fucking THOUSAND

LOOL, a crypto loser, how natural.

Tell me what you bought with your tokens baggie.

>>50234806
I got one for my 10th birthday. That was the happiest I have ever been

>>50235348
I bought a couple of the European suicide chambers so Gamestop bagholders don't have to waste resources on Rope.

Time to sell

>>50235321
>worth
You keep saying that as if you're trying to reassure yourself. The GME/BTC flippening will be glorious.

I hold fucking gold chips collected by my hominid ancestors. they bought in at a price of 0.00 making my gains +999999999999999999% get your puzzle coin shit out of my league' son

>50235321
OH HE BIG MAD
When GME is worth more than BTC, will you kneel or still squeal piggy?

Why isn't it going up?

>>50235321
>>50235368
This is some next-level seethe, Niggerfaggot! I feel that I should remind you that I'm still waiting on that rope you promised me for DOTR - investing in more before delivering is rather unwise. And yes, this IS financial advice.

Lmao. Game over hedgies!!!

for eubros in denigro, we will get the shares

>>50235423
>AAAAAGGHHHHH GAMESTOP IS GOING DOWN HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50235368
>I bought a couple of the European suicide chambers so Gamestop bagholders don't have to waste resources on Rope.

Sorry, these nickels are for a hobo with better tall tales

>>50235468
>still red on the day
>oooing
Lol?

oooooooooo

>bought at 123 this morning
>already up by ~$800 on today's trade

>>50235086
Nigger

>>50235444
Checked. Here’s your ((you)) faggot. Time to look for a new job ;)

>>50235492
Post puts

WAGMI

>if you just buy stocks in 1991, they’ll give better returns than a stock you bought in 2020!
I sincerely hope you are killed for how insultingly retarded you are.

>>50235394
At this rate it seems more likely the flippening will happen when we crab eternally and BTC craters to double digits. Can’t wait for the niggerfaggot copium on that one

>>50235167
good thing I bought aapl stock in 1981

>>50235507
my L? you're still in the red today? how is this my L you fucking retard?

Make sure to thank the based hedgies rising your turd of a stock with the market lmao :^)

>50235533
>his seethe is too big, too gay, too mad

Sell bros, this is the only reasonable move I see

>>50235583
sneed bros this is the only reasonable move i see you must sneed sneed sneed

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50235599
OOOOOOOOOOOO (BUT FOR AMC LOL)

>50235492
>not owning any GME
>posting in a GME thread
madarchod, please

>>50235500
So you bought 8 shares? Congrats lmao

>>50235619
I bought MULN retard

They are trying so desperately to make the price swings look significant, but don't have enough liquidity to even break the crab range nor drive it below 120, kek.
We've already won.

>>50235583
Imagine hanging out here all day trying to get kids to sell their video games. Get a life faggot

>>50235637
i remember that lil nigga he was the nano machine dude with bad cgi. damn the early 2000s was a mind fuck.

>>50235605
I see you've dropped the niggerfaggot persona and try to hide but alas. Like your posts it's weak.

Post puts

>>50235627
>the absolute state of low-IQ individuals
Try 80

>>50235605
>Madarchod Sanjay so desperate he's digging up memes from 2010

>>50235676
80x8 is 800???

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFWT

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As a reminder to the losers in this thread, I met some fob Vietnamese girl on Bumble and dated her for a few months and convinced her to buy 10 shares of gme and she had no idea wtf she was doing.
There are people here who follow gme fulltime and are so pathetic and poor they don't even have more shares than some random zipperhead I tricked into buying shares

>AMC +6%
>GME -3%
What's the matter baggies? Layoffs got you down? Lmao

>>50235700
XXX gang, minimum requirement to enter my private island post-MOASS

i hate AMCers so much

>>50235693
I am up approx. 800 on the trade I made early this morning. The money I used to purchase the 80 shares appreciated by about 800. It increased to about 800, hence the statement "I am up 800."

>>50235724
>80 shares
whalechad, I kneel

>>50235647
A late night anon mentioned the possibility that we’re not dealing with jeets or even Brandon’s Top Men. The posts seem too emotional, like they have actual hatred for us for holding and it’s directly hurting their portfolio, like it’s actually Gabe and Kenny and Michael Jordan or whatever posting. It’s too funny to not be true so therefore I believe it is

>>50235700
I HATE BEING POOR!!!!!

>>50234162

>>50235724
You're dealing with jeets. It's really simple math.
>stock went up like ten'r
>bought 80 shares
>10x80=800
he dumb af nigga dumb darkie poo poo street shitting goblins i tell ya what

>>50235713
zoom out you fucking retard gme put in a double bottom at the low put it during march and is up 70% from that level meanwhile your tranny imposter stock AMC broke the lows and is only up 20% from that march level FUCKING GAY RETARD

>>50235533
>says I’m in red
>shorted GameStop over 100% at $4

LMAO

Rope yourself faggot

>>50234162
Yes, all of them at once.

>>50235740
I do rather like the idea of Kenny being Niggerfaggot, but Kenny seems like too much of a boomer to handle 4chan posting.

>>50235756
Oh got it so you bought like 10. That makes more sense.

>>50235763
Can you imagine what's going to happe when AMC is no longer "cheaper GME" after the split?

>>50235740
ngl i actually hold i just come in here and act like a heel and fud to shine up the babyfaces brother

>>50235776
Holy shit you really are retarded

>>50235782
fuck them they are so unbelievably retarded fucking amc trannies

>>50235763
Lmao jealous baggie cope. Enjoy your failing funkopop NFTs hahahahahaha

>>50235782
>132/4 < 15
anon, I...

Kek. Holy shit are they seething.

Today we end green. There you go. I said it, thank me later

>>50235800
>Holy shit you really are retarded
So am I but not in the way they want me to be.

>>50235776

>>50235771
I get the feeling if Ken were to come to the threads he'd post some really fucking dark esoteric shit and be the kind've person to threaten people with death and other edgy shit like that. Although I could definitely see some wealthier folks with short positions pop in and shitpost from time to time. I'd wager a lot of it comes from crypto threads or the bigger asshats in /smg/ though, at least from what I can tell the posting styles for a lot of shill posts line up with that idea.

>>50235826
people keep forgetting he sodomized his side-kick, and it's the first thing butcher blackmails his side-kick with.

>entire market is blistering green and it can barely pull failing brainstop up with it
LMAO!

>>50235822
Checked and correct. 145 eod

>>50235797
Same. When shit gets exceedingly boring I'll fud occasionally, hilarious when fudposts I've made start getting parroted hardcore by shills. Of course, I've yet to see a tactic that can defeat the 24 hour timer reminder.

>>50235800
Meh you could of said 10 from the beginning, I was only like 10% of with my initial guess.

with T+35 (and the usual “one more day” strategy of Kenny boy) then around September 12th or 13th is the next meme date if we don’t moass in two weeks

>>50235853
>blistering green
like your sores after taking a dip in the ganges rahajeet?

>>50235840
None of them actually have the testicular fortitude to come to these threads and actually threaten anyone. The only time shills have implied some form of violent threat to us has been when a pajeet or intern was trying to be creative when they probably shouldn’t have been.

>>50235850
based soulja boy

>>50235850
It was the 70s, everyone was slurping ass

>>50235840
Bedposts would be flying.

>>50235850
That was fake and gay. TV gunpowder just got his ass pounded in a non-homo way and made a complaint to Vought saying SB buckbroke him. SB will literally suck on Nancy Pelosi's milkers as she whispers hot stock tips to him, and that is why SB is literally me.

>>50235872
dividend split is literally the 22th
>>50235891
nah pretty gay men are gross and it's pretty understandable how women become gay, but like just poz'd af when two dudes play with their shitters.

>>50235840
I think if Kenny were to post, he'd use the post function ontop and actually put in his real name. That's how much of a boomer I think he is. So most likely, it's just crypto and retail shorters absolutely seething over their losses.

>>50235853
Changing ID again, eh, Niggerfaggot? How are your bags looking?

>>50235872
Schmita schads vindicated once again

Stock market green six days in a row. Crypto green.

Gamestop BAGGOTS RED after THEIR BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT OF ALL TIME L000000000000000000000000000000L BAGGIES

>>50235912
and they will have 35 business days to cover FTDs after the 22nd. I’m saying this now so nobody ropes themselves if we don’t moass in two weeks.

Brokers will start recalling shares next week. Last paycheck for shills.

>>50235850
>people keep forgetting he sodomized his side-kick

He didn't stop repeating this you fool.

It was physical abuse

>>50235870
He bought 80 shares. They went up in value by $10. So his assets gained $800 in value. I hope you don’t reproduce.

>>50235973
Yup. Next Tuesday.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50235912
>dividend split is literally the 22th
Shorts just times by 4 and the value divides by 4, it won't matter for shorts closing unless there's price action that runs up around the split. Very likely given the algos so far that post split price returns to pre-split levels and puts the pressure on, but just the 4x isn't an issue.

>>50235918
Plus he’d reply and call us “Anonymous” but not reference any post numbers so none of us would have any clue what the fuck he was talking about. Right, probably not Ken here but one of his clients could be if they’re a bit more tech savvy

>>50236008
That’s what I said though. And too late on the ladder. :)

>>50235973
Baggie cope lmao

>>50235870
>Meh you could of said 10 from the beginning, I was only like 10% of with my initial guess.

>>50235882
It's all fun and games until there's a knock at the door, yeah.
>>50235900
Kekt n chekt
>>50235973
Most likely the case, personally I'm hoping they short the piss out of it before the recalls start so I can slurp even fucking more shares.

>>50236020
>he doesn't know

BACK DOWN BAGGOTS

BAD DOGS

$128 EOD

suck max pain & spy cocks like the good little fagots you are

>>50236023
>

>>50236037
My next goal is to get up to 250 shares pre splivvy for an even thousand afterwards.

>50236051
is this poop goblins speaking english?

>>50236037
I'm sure they will continue to short because of there one more day mentality. Doesn't matter in the end. Shorts are already finished.

>>50236020
Please stop posting until you’ve looked up what a stock dividend actually is and what it means for anyone who’s short

>50236020
Kek.

Where did bobo go? Can someone check on him?

I need 10 more shares to get 500 post split but I don't have enough money wat do

>>50236103
Probably popping champagne and dancing in the street since the price of GME keeps going fucking down

Timeline for the split

>Effective Data 22nd July PM split
>CS holders receive shares first (45% the dividend)
>CS then send shares to DTTC (remaining 55%)
>CREST (HL) shares receive them on the 27th
>Short hedge funds (ergo the DTTC) have 30 days to buy to deliver or buy to close their >55% the float positions
>If after 30 days they still have not delivered the dividend Gamestop move to their NFT market - 22nd August
>Forces close any remaining short positions
>We are the new rich by September

Unless you have a shit broker who have a rug clause by simply not selling the price will not stop coming down, which is why they will have to split, split again and again and again just to get the price in some tradeable form because 1 share will be unaffordable, unless they have tokenized stocks which is a 16 decimal position allowing for liquidity and trading.

WAGMI WAGSO

>>50235647
they're bleeding

>>50236020
>Shorts just times by 4 and the value divides by 4, it won't matter for shorts closing unless there's price action that runs up around the split. Very likely given the algos so far that post split price returns to pre-split levels and puts the pressure on, but just the 4x isn't an issue.
lol not a thing you raging retard

>this is all the price movement the announcement caused
It’s unironically over but I’m still never selling out of spite/embarrassment.

BACK UNDER 130

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

L00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L

-5% TODAY FAGGOT FUCKS

Back down baggies go LMAO

>>50236116
....only interested in candidates that are willing to WORK....

>>50236166
You can't sell what you don't hold Sanjay

>>50236166
>he actually still thinks the price is real
Have you learned nothing holding this stock?

bullish!!!

>>50236195
he holds shit literally

Hey guys, I was wondering if you could help me out?
So I think late last week I was talking with a poster who seemed sceptical about the whole gme situation (what was he doing in the thread then right? haha) and he mentioned that the split wasn't confirmed and was just an idea.
I of course told him that this was wrong and pointed out the announcement and the confirmation etc etc. But he kept trying to deflect.
Anyway, since the split now has a date, I would like an apology from this poster for being annoying and wrong. Does anyone know how I would go about getting in touch with him?
Thanks in advance

i've got a good feeling, it doesn't happen very often
wagmi frens

Flatline theory is alive and well.

WTFWT

LMFAO HOLY SHIT ITS DUMPING

BAGGIES. YOU'RE TELLING ME FIRING 1 OUT OF 5 EMPLOYEES ISN'T GOOD NEWS?

L0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L

>>50236191
that's exactly why we are in this situation to begin with

>>50234165
>that literal who faggot that had his ""bearish"" news stickied on WSB yesterday
It actually had me seething. Stupid cucks are quiet whenever gamestop has good news but the moment something that has mixed opinions is brought up, it's automatically pinned as a bad thing.

>>50236141
My favorite was yesterday morning at 7am when the first fidelity rep I spoke with tried to tell me it was a fucking regular-ass stock split. Dipshit couldn't even tell me how to set the divvy settings on my account to ensure I got the shares instead of cash equivalent. He got dropped from the conversation and another rep got on, but by then I was half pissed at them trying to stall me and half laughing my ass off that a fucking moron like me was more informed so I just told them to DRS the handful I had left with them. I was fucking cackling when transfers went down for a few hours knowing I'd probably been one of the last ones to get it done before that happened, happy it's back up tho.

I tried to trust a broker with my shares, I really did, but fuck it 100% purple rang now.

>>50236213
No problem my dude:
https://investor.citadel.com/Contact
Drop these guys a line, they can put you in touch; glad to help.

ooooooo BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50236191
>>50236195
Cope however you see fit, cringelords I don’t care.

lol did they actually dump SPY to drop GME from 132.

135 is kill for them it seems

>>50236252
That mask slipped off real quick Sanjay kek

They survived one more hour

>>50236125
Why the fuck would a toothpaste company get shares?

There's a book on investing by a guy literally named Mayo.

>50236252
That was fast.

>>50236261
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/crest.asp

imagine being this ignorant kek

>>50236240
Thanks fren! Wow, what a relief!

>>50235853
spy up 58 cents

"BLISTERING GREEN"

SPY STILL GREEN
CRYPTO GETTING GREENER
BAGGIES DUMPING

L00000000000000000000000000L

Bros, i just came to the realization that i will be a xxx holder after the split.
I am also so fucking high off of caffeine.
>Feelsgoodman

Hurry up and bake anothe4 thread for free baggies lmao

>>50236275
imagine being this autistic kel

Crypto baggies really nervous right now

Lmao they are NGMI

>>50236257
>>50236270
You’re replying with literal non-sequiturs about post counts and dreamt up “indian shillies”. The same retail investors buying after the split will have the same effect on the price as they do now, fucking nothing.

>>50236275
Imagine thinking the UK is important enough to bring even bring up kek

>>50236346
>>50236346
>>50236346
Threaded!

>>50236341
>his seethe is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big

kek

>50236347
Insular burger edumacation for you kek

>>50236332
>says increasingly nervous man for the 194038th time since 2021

>50236341
That was precisely my point faggot. Nullifying your initial post you dumb nigger.

>>50236310
jesus christ someone get that girl on a high protein diet and under a squat rack ASAP

>>50236238
this thing?

>>50236355
fake and incredibly gay

>>50235046
KEK

>>50236355
does your faggotry know no bounds?

>>50236403
>>50236403
>>50236403
Threaded.

>>50236436
Thanks for the real bread

>>50235035
Our board members buy and hold the stock, yours hemorrhage it. Your slurps are exit liquidity and nothing more. The rug pull will be devastating.

>>50236310
>ID: DrHYePTe
>Dr. Hyped
nice ID and congrats on the impending xxx

>>50236472

>>50236022
He's probably got a group of interns on it and they humor him while secretly holding GME.

>>50235723
you mean hedgies and bots?

>>50235782
i never even thought

>>50236223
Cutting costs to increase revenue? OH NO A BUSINESS DOING BUSINESS THINGS DURING AN UPCOMMING RECESSION. SIR PLEASE SELLS GAMESTOP AND BUY AMC.

Go fuck yourself ranjt i hope your cow dies.

>50236223
>19pbtid