/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50229599
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
GERN: >>50205957

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50229599
Comfy Comfy Comfy

I am prepared for another day of crabbing. Good night all

Baggies.
741 is your last chance.

Kenneth Griffin, you have 15 days

Ryan cohen something something tight ship something something I'm selling at open

How long do hedgies have to come up with the divvys? Is there a time limit for them?

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50229599
>>50229600
checkies

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Saggy BBBY Baggies can do about it. WAGMI

>>50229599
>>50229600
Double checked baker

>>50229642
I believe it's T+35 after the 22nd

>>50229658
>>50229670
WGAMI.

>>50229599
Bakie check!

>>50229599
>>50229600

powerful checks

>>50229599
all hail our baker

>>50229680
Thankyou fren!

>>50229619
kek kennies

Yeah I'm out. They announce the splivvy our hail mary and we're down over 5% in AH... I'm getting off this sinkingship and if you don't join me you're going to wish you did later. I'm going to get called a shill and fud but I want you to remember this. Look at my ID. Look at the color; the letters. Emblazon it into your mind. Brand it into your retinas. You will remember this day and you will remember that I was right about this. Sell now while you can still break even.... this isn't going to get better.

>>50229742
if you take a screenshot of your post ill believe you

>>50229742
See you tomorrow.

>>50229742
I had sex with your wife

>>50229599
>>50229600
>digits x2

Nice x2.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50229742
100 satoshis have been deposited into your account

I haven't sold amc since January 2021
How stupid am I for still holding this

>>50229742
I'm riding this shit to a million or zero. I don't even care anymore.

Why did GameStop have to shit on that nice little run-up right when it started? Couldn't they have cut the staff weeks ago? Fucking idiots.

>>50229805
>I don't even care anymore.
This is one of biggest failures of the constant shilling. All the psychologists are going to get fired.

>>50229599
Checked
Kek has blessed your thread <3

>>50229753
It doesn't bother me if you believe me or not. I don't expect you to-- the people here are mostly too far gone. I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if I didn't at least try to wake SOME of you up though. It's your money. Do with it what you will. I just wish you'd listen when people are trying to help you. This isn't a storybook. You won't finish this as the conquering hero. You are going to lose everything and at the end of the day you'll just be "one of those poor saps that lost everything in that gamestop thing that happened in the early '20s". I wish you would listen to reason but I have no disillusions that you will. I tried. I can sleep well tonight knowing that at least.

>>50229805
You're riding it to zero. That's your right, it's your choice. I can't stop you. But you're not riding it to a million or zero, you are riding it to zero. There won't be an "or".


I love everyone in this thread and I am praying for you. I hope that the universe sends you a sign that will wake you up and help you see clearly that you cannot win this fight and will help you all get out while you still can but I know you probably won't. I at least hope you're keeping enough cash outside of GME that you'll be able to survive when this all goes down. Some of the redditors....won't have that luxury.

>>50229680
does that include weekends? I’m retarded, I need me an unironic datefag date

>>50229888
Rest easy, knowing you accomplished nothing and influenced nobody.

>>50229903
T+35 business days, iirc.

>>50229888
>I am praying for you
All I need to hear to know you're not worth listening to.

>>50229888
kek. Even for a larp, that's pretty bad.

>>50229888
Trips of truth. Thank you brother I am selling too.

I almost can't believe we're all going to be billionaires in just a couple of weeks...

I just bought 5 more :)
WAGMI frens, we will be millionaires before the end of the month.

>>50229905
I will and I hope you will be able to rest easy as well when you realize everything I said is true and you should have listened before it was too late. As I said, I tried. My conscience is clear as a bell. It's demoralizing how close minded you are but I've long since accepted that with fanaticism sometimes there's just no way to cut through the blinders people willingly put on themselves. It's tragic but you can only do what you can do to help people who aren't willing to help themselves. Call me a shill some more, joke about satoshis and pajeets. You're only screwing yourself over, not me. I'm selling at market open and not looking back and I pray to whatever god or being there is up there that watches over all of us that more of you do the same before it's too late and you lose everything. I will continue to love you from here.

>>50229933
You wouldn't have listened anyway.

>>50229980
Does it seem a bit too good to be true? How does that saying go again?

This ends now, Griffith.

741

7=July
41 / 5 = 8

Today is the Eighth. It's fucking today.

>>50229888
There's nothing stopping people from holding, anon. For one, a lot of people here don't have anything to lose because they're already poor. Secondly, even if they did have something to lose, they're too schizo to sell anyway. Lastly, it's not like the government can do anything to them if they keep holding. So in short, people are going to hold this forever.

No on answered my question last thread.

If we are getting both a split AND a divvy, are we supposed to spend our divvy on more gme shares?

>50230001
>50229888
>50229742

It's kinda funny that the shills STILL haven't figured out the ONE thing they do that makes it so obvious.

>>50230021
NFT marketplace launches today, yeah.

>50229888
>You're riding it to zero.

All. Shorts. MUST. Close.

Simple as.

>>50229915
Okay so around September 12th or 13th is the next meme date if we don’t moass in two weeks. Fair enough.

>>50230050
we are not getting a cash dividend, but shares . nothing to spend

>>50230050
The dividend is the split, we’re getting more shares in the form of a dividend compared to money

>>50230084

Then what makes it different from a normal stock split? I do not understand, plz explain.

>>50230096
Normal split is issuing new shares to stockholders by just splitting the shares like 1 becomes two, which applies to all existing shares

Share dividend just means a new share or shares are issued to be given out as a dividend compared to just splitting existing shares.

I might’ve explained this badly and I also might be wrong I’m a bit retarded.

>>50230096
I will humor you, autist anon. Gamestock will give 3 times the shares that are currently owned out to spread among shareholders as a divy.
Shitadel however sold more shares than they had, so they will not get nearly enough shares from Gamestop to give every short they have open 3 more, so for every naked short they have open, they have to buy 3 shares from somewhere. Price jumps up, Marge calls, price goes to Pluto. We are rich, you are still spending your t ime shilling and screaming at a computer screen. Just relax and join a winning team for once in your life, anon.

Yeah I'm out. They announce the splivvy our hail mary and we're down over 5% in AH... I'm getting off this sinkingship and if you don't join me you're going to wish you did later. I'm going to get called a shill and fud but I want you to remember this. Look at my ID. Look at the color; the letters. Emblazon it into your mind. Brand it into your retinas. You will remember this day and you will remember that I was right about this. Sell now while you can still break even.... this isn't going to get better.

>calls me a shill
>doesn't even understand what the splivvy means after investing his entire life savings into a company

Blinders. Good night guys, love you all.

>50230155
this is the part were you never fucking leave isnt it

>50230155

>shill thinks I spent my life savings on this

I spent only what I was comfortable with losing. That got me XX shares, soon to be XXX shares after splivvy. I also have a fairly conservative exit plan.

100,000*X/(Y^2)*M=Z

Where X is the maximum number of shares I have ever owned
Y is the shares I own at the time
M is normally one, but scales from 2 to 10 for the final 5 shares
And Z is what I am willing to sell the next share for, in United States Dollars

>>50230143
>>50230121

Makes much more sense now, thanks anons.

current thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE

Some Mongoloid found the swaps for GME, Cellar Boxed Stocks. Holy shit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vu4mc3/found_the_fucking_swaps_cellar_boxed_otc_penny/

Keep fighting the power bros, surely you will kill the big guys! LOL

>>50227777#
This goes out to (you) for quads.

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, Lord what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I like the booty, Lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty

Down for the booty, I want the booty
Hunting the booty, chasing the booty
Casing the booty, getting the booty
Beautiful booty, smoking booty
Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty

All about the booty, big old booty
Serious booty, amazing booty
I'll take the booty, where is the booty
Stare at the booty, walking the booty
Touching the booty, who's got the booty
Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty
Watching the booty
Kicking the booty

Sleeping booty, screaming booty
Harder booty, softer booty
Sweeter booty, sour booty
New booty, used booty
Who's booty, sister's booty
Your mama's booty
Cookin' booty, mean booty
>Good luck with the booty

how likely are day traders going to fuck up our moment? I’ve held for a 19 months and any old dumb negro will be able to fomo in below my
dca. Yes I know algo picked me whatev. But until this stock hits 1,000 it will mean nothing to me as any old joe shmoe can still buy on. This is BS ya bloody banchode

Hey you, crypto baggie, thank Ryan Cohen for your pump or get a taste of this fist!

>>50230245
I dare you to try to spin this, shillies

>>50230245
intersqueezing but chart anon showed us thousands of these everyday so meh. It would be interesting knowing why they behave like this

>>50230197
You'll dump at levels that are way too low reeeeee

>>50230401
way to completely misunderstand. Chart anon was comparing the gme chart to random charts from random years. This guy is showing the exact stocks involved in the basket. Huge difference. Once is a schizo trying to convince the entire general to look for shapes in clouds, and this guy is showing you the exact stocks those short GME are exposed to as well

>>50230427
then you haven't seen his density charts. he always posts top 3 most similar pumps.

>>50230314

if you don't want anyone to be able to buy in below you we never would've gotten where we are now
besides, a day trader would buy expecting something to happen immediately after the split. If it doesn't, and this game is still on (god forbid) then they'll be back out of the stock

>>50230001
>clear as a bell
that's not an expression in English

>>50230483
yes it is anon, kek. why would you even post this without checking it first? it's not even uncommon

>>50230483
it is, but he's a retard jeet, and used it in the wrong context.

>>50230414

The low sales are what will fuel my will to hold later. I will not be upset at missing out nor for holding too long this way no matter what.

What program did you use to map that out, by the way?

So, how low will it go today and until the split connsidering this terrible news? 100? Double digits?
Imagine us being cheaper than AMC post split...

>>50230001
>My conscience is clear as a bell
>My conscience is clear as a bell
>My conscience is clear as a bell
>My conscience is clear as a bell

>>50230649
>clear as a bell
kek. They probably meant clean as a whistle. Engrish is hard.

>>50229888
Cope + Seethe

>>50230483
Bells sound clear, so clear as a bell only refers to when you hear something you understand. Most south Asian high schools don't cover the two different meanings of clear.

>>50230665
Well unless his conscience is a little cricket. In that case all he literally has to do is post nose to prove hes not lying.

>>50230579
ya I should have been more clear with what I meant, the context is completely wrong.

>>50230245
Wow

Remember lads
>All their power
>All their influence
>All their back door dealings and manipulation and stacks of fucking cash and fucking lies
Down $10 after hours and it's already bounced back up half of that before the next day even starts.
What more can I say, what more is there to say about their hubris, their failure, their complete cucking at the hands of those they held as the plebs and who they are now watching batter down the gates of Rome, cock in hand and blade in the other, ready to pillage, rape, rape again then burn,
What else could cover such a failure on their part better than:
>Kek, Hedgies

Abe is dead. I'll procreate with Jap girls after MOASS in his honor

"clear as a bell"
EXACTLY FELLOW GAMESTOCK HOLDER

i for one welcome our new pajeteta CFO

THERES NOTHING ELSE TO DO
WE WAIT
ITS OVER
GG

AND WITH THAT SAID

AHEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

It's as clear as a bell thst you must buy the GME sir, put a lil 2 billion on it. I have said this every fucking sentences. Now pump the coin you bich basterd so I can redeem the vageen.

>>50229742
>Sell now

Thanks I'm buying more at open directly on CS

>>50229888
YOU ARE WASTING DIGITS

>>50230899
AND CHECK THOSE DIGITS OUT MORON

>>50230775
Kek, Hedgies

>>50230899
>>50230911
Checked but I am beginning to worry the divvy won't cause the MOASS

>>50230911
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH LISTEN TO THE MAN

>>50230955
CHECKED
TODAY IS THE DAY

>>50230955
God give you grace to purge this place
And peace all around may be your fortune

>>50229742
I'm waiting for dividend, I believe it will cause a small pump

>>50230780
This timeline isn't perfect after all.

Stop spreading T+35 bullshit

>>50231071
bu-bu-but gherk said...

>>50231071
I find it kind of funny, I usually shill because I'm bored and we're all holding regardless at this point, but a lot of the stuff that gets repeated around here are shit I just throw out that gets picked up bu actual shills or other bored anons. T+35 was me, earlier today something I wrote got spammed repeatedly, Keith-Boyardee drama was me just stirring up shit also I do genuinely hate Keith

>>50231130
Noooo you can't hate keith he's the fat bong elon and does a lot of dd and never buys distractions and is never a bagholders and totally holds gme

>>50231019
this based timeline has cost to it, mcafee got zogged too right

>>50229599
>>50229600
doubledoublechecked
wagwi

Uh oh! Jannies getting hired!? I sure hope they spend their pay on GameStop, the number one funko pop retailer

>>50229599
>>50229600
double checked wagmi

>>50230245
>+∞%
nice

>>50229966
Triple dubs, now we all gotta sell.

>>50231296
>Triple dubs
You on the left

>>50230245
Fuck the entire world of finance and anyone who works in it.

looks like I am turning into a XXX chad but I wanted to buy extra shares before the split to maximize my gains. When does it happen? Is this true?

Down 7% premarket. Muh fuckin squoze hahahahaha

>>50231472
this shit is probably going to crab in 2 digit numbers in the future, this is nothing.

>>50231437
This, looking back, crypto from 2017 to 2020 may have been a wild west scenario, but at least it was a transparent one. You had all the data from exchanges, all the transaction, you could hook up your own bots with their apis and so on. Of course some exchanges took their user funds and ran away from time to time, but you'd immediately know.
When I started dabbling into stocks late 2020 I was really disappointed how little insight you actually get. People are still amazed at live order book data and can't even interpret it correctly, something that was completely normal for crypto.
And yeah, having all shares at one central entity while only shuffling around database entries without checking if the total sum exceeds the issued sum looks like a recipe for disaster, kek

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

>it is no longer Thursday
>today is now Friday

>>50231505
The absurd thing is; the stockmarket used to be far more decentralized. Before the DTCC stocks and bonds were actual physical things that got carried around, they were certificates.
Then, as is always the case, corruption in the guise of convenience reared its foul head.
>Hey guys, give us all your stocks and bonds, we'll keep them safe for you and keep track of who owns what.

Never. Fucking ever. Trust someone that offers to make your life easier while also offering you cash for it.

>>50231532
Ready for a -20% drop before the weekend? Gamestop layoff is front page of yahoo finance. Kek baggies

>>50231547
nobody cares about yahoo shit news. owned by jews

>>50231554
Well you're down almost $10 premarket so I'm gonna say people care!

>>50231547
Can't wait. Been saving since the last sub-100 crab.

>>50231547
so just go ahead and kys Ken's asshole slurper

>>50231561
“People”

>5023014eight
Sneed

has anyone tried to buy OTC stocks with their brokers? Apparently retail can't anymore but there is always some way to work around it

>>50231593
Punch yourself in the cock as hard as you can. Do one fourth of a pushup then try

>>50229985
You mean, you just bought 20 more.

>just wake up
>kek crypto baggies

>>50230585
I used Desmos (online graphing calculator), if you're still here

>>50231603
Up early as fuck wagie! I didn't realize they started the fryers this early at McDonalds!

down 6 percent in premarket after having closed UP 15 percent.

Lets get the calculator out... that leaves us UP 9 percent. Let's see what that figure is in an hour. Arithmetic can be fun.

>>50231617
You're down 8% in premarket buddy ;)
Try 7%. Also laying off 1 out of every 5 non wagie employees is much worse news than a split. Enjoy the dump today!

Y+laWOnr is a faggot lolcow working continuously since the split news.

Sneed and don’t feed.

>>50231547
You do realise they tailor those news after your interest, retard? It’s not front page news. It’s a literal nothingburger and if anything bullish, since profits are coming.

>>50231635
I use a cookieless browser that resets itself every time I close it. You realize those exist right, retard?

Down 8% premarket. (it was in fact not, a nothingburger)

Kek baggie

>>50231613
Nope. I’m up early to hit the gym. Sunrise prayer right after, then some volunteering at the homeless shelter right after. I’ve made so much money I no longer need to work. So I spend my time on the needy for Jesus. Much like I will spend time with you in the homeless shelter since you refuse to buy at least 1 share of GME very soon.

Hahahaahahahaha baggies looks like you losers backed the wrong horse

Are all the shills about to log off?

>>50229888
I've been playing with house money the entire time.

Checked and faggot-pilled. FAGGOT.

>>50231546
Yeah, it's all going in cycles though. Just look at that mass of crypto lending/staking services like nexo or whatever that have emerged in the past 2 or 3 years. Pretty sure they are doing something quite similar until they get caught or people start withdrawing en masse.
The dtcc just went on for too long, so that it has a giant effect that probably can't be weakened down anymore.

>>50231525
I just sold brother, inshallah

>>50231612
How did you write the equation, I cant get it to work=(

>>50229888
Hmmm, I'm selling come market open, thank you for opening my eyes

HEDGIE HEDGIE GET ON LEDGIE

TUMBLE FLIP FROM THE EDGIE

why we don't hear that girls also hold gme? Why we are all MEN here? Serious question

>>50230197
I've been a long-term investor since I shitposted on /b/ in the early 00s. I'm generally a conservative investor but even I bought in, took some gains, and am sitting on XX of house money.

I'm holding for the lulz. Either the MOASS is real and this is the most insanely profitable play of all time, or I break even.

>>50231761
Because only retard invest in meme stock, didn't you see the SEC ads ? you wouldn't to get outed from the good boi clan.

So does anyone know fr how long shorts have to deliver divvys?

>>50231761
because women are subhuman and need to be enslaved

>>50231908
4 months

>Crab for whole month of June
>Nothing interesting happens at all
>CERN runs the LHC
>Suddenly so much shit is happening
We really did shift timelines

>>50232063
I thought this CERN timeline thing was just a running schizo 4chan joke but now I am not so sure.

>>50231761
Was there a survey?

I just want the market to open and see the funny numbers :(

>>50232119
Got some funny numbers for you anon

>Check 'em

>>50232119
Me too fren

>>50232063
They finally got us back to the right timeline

Holy shit. Canadian here. They're saying that there is a massive service outage for Rogers which is one of our telecommunications companies here. They said cell phones internet and banks could be out today. Is it really happening

>>50231754
he made it
>>50231761
thank goodness no w*men

Futures going green. Crypto green. Bagstop down 6%. KEK Baggies

>>50232304
Cohencidence

>>50232119
soon, fren. We will be rich yet.

>>50232304
Was there packet loss?

I am excited for post MOASS when I can explore more business ventures. I want to start a sustainable family business. My mom can quit her 2 jobs and create what she loves. I don't yearn for yachts or an extravagant lifestyle. I want to know peace and a secure life, work for myself and not be a disposable number in a company.

>>50232374
this post gave me a boner

>>50232374
> don't yearn for yachts or an extravagant lifestyle. I want to know peace and a secure life
This. It's sickening to see just how uncreative billionaires are in our world. It goes to show that they really are just morons who cheated their way to obscene wealth. All I want to do is maximize my comfiness and minimize/eliminate any inconveniences.

>>50232374
Same. I want to own a few dry cleaners, laundry mats, pawn shops, and maybe a breakfast place or two.

>>50232374
That is really cool anon, I also plan to take care of my mom and brother. For myself, I will probably just fly to asian countries and fuck hundreds of cute girls in cosplay outfits, high on cocaine.

>>50232374
I just want to give the people I love as comfortable a life as possible with little extravagance. I want to be able to play magic the gathering without feeling guilty that I’m spending thousands of dollars on cardboard.

>>50232341
This calls for a market reform

>>50232374
I'm going to grow mushrooms.
Fuck the globohomo fake meat shit, mushrooms are easy to grow, delicious and don't require anyone to eat ze bugs.

>>50232518
Thank goodness we have Dave Lauer, our champion for market reformation fighting for us apes!

It's too quiet... I'm expecting another PEANUS WEANUS attack...

>>50232462
its been hard for me to find cocaine in Asia, they all wanna sell me fucking ketamine

Yeah I'm out. They announce the splivvy our hail mary and we're down over 5% in AH... I'm getting off this sinkingship and if you don't join me you're going to wish you did later. I'm going to get called a shill and fud but I want you to remember this. Look at my ID. Look at the color; the letters. Emblazon it into your mind. Brand it into your retinas. You will remember this day and you will remember that I was right about this. Sell now while you can still break even.... this isn't going to get better.

>I have a dream. That one day every investor in this market will control their own stocks. A market of the truly free, damnit. A market of movements, ruled by purchases, not algorithms! Where the price changes to suit the investor, not the other way around. Where value and dividends are back where they belong: in the hands of retail! Where every buyer is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dicked Market Markets and Chickenshit Regulators. Fuck this 6 hours and 30 minute spew of FTDs and Repo-reversal! Fuck Wallstreet! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! The Market is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - We need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new market will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The hedgies will be purged and the stonkowners will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make the prices right again! In my new market, people will buy and sell for what they BELIEVE! Not for FOMO. Not for FUD. Not for what shills tell them is right. Every investor will be free to fight his own wars!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjkE46EHK-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBLsWG0ULrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYGiWDE48jI

>>50232552
kek these nibbas aint even pretending to try anymore

daily reminder to sneed shills and WAGMI

>1pbtid
>has to type out an essay to explain why he sold
>before the fucking split happens

>>50232440
I want to start my own car brand, a true car of the people. Built to last and to be maintaniable. Aluminium monocoque and a proper hybrid driveline. Not a shitty i4 powering the front wheels with a small electric motor at the rear, but a 25kwh battery powering 200 to 350 hp electric motors and a 30hp gasoline range extender powering an electric generator and no mechanical gearbox

>>50232552
I know its hard to understand the difference between indian standard time and western time zones but at least wait a little more until more people come

After moass we all need to go through some basic military training and learn how to shoot, survive in the wild

>>50231761
bell curve

>>50232571
As I wait for the MOASS I’ve been playing metal gear rising which is my first game of that genre.

It lived up to the memes 100%

>>50230245
gonna need some popcorn, this movie gonna be good

>>50232600
He’s only 1 hour 30 minutes off from market opening, I have faith he’ll get it one day

>>50232643
I can’t tell where the larpers begin and the actual shills end anymore.

>>50232587
When I read people's dreams like these I realize that these sort of this just aren't meant to be possible in this current system. People aren't able to build things up on their own unless they inherit the wealth or name from someone else. Even if somebody does manage to build something on their own, it will either be bought by some else and then lose what made it unique, or it will be destroyed shorts and the competition (the competition being the few companies that have remained at the top of everything forever). You either submit to the overlords or be crushed by them. And that is what makes RC's fight so compelling.

>>50232660
It’s all a blur because it doesn’t really matter, FUD is FUD.

>HL emailed me explaining how the divi works
>there should be no problem in getting my shares they say
>mfw

>>50232677
Checked and I WILL make it with my MOASS stack alone. No going public and having to answer to spiritually jewish investors, no planned obsolence, no ungalvanized steel on the cars and no unnessecary proprietary tools.

I haven't checked my stocks in months. My GME is still well in the red. What do I do now?

>>50232777
Forget checking your stocks and better check those heavenly trips my man

>>50231908
If Yesla is any indication, they started mooning around a month after their split. I'm sure it goes into some kind of FTD cycle.

>>50232677
Yeah as a foodie/coffee lover I see it all the time. Someone with a clear passion for their brand starts to get popular and then franchises and it goes to complete shit. Menus and portion sizes shrink, creative dishes or edgy names disappear, and quality goes down the fucking toilet yet they continue to grow even faster after that. Sad part is those who don’t adopt that model are likely to fail because it’s a horrible low margin industry to be in. My dream is to open a coffee shop but I don’t want to sink to that level ever, I’ll use my moass money to build my dream shop where I can tell onions latte/syrup drinkers to fuck off and die and just coast on a money-losing business in comfort

>>50232777
>My GME is still well in the red
It won't be for long. Also checked

>>50232791
There’s was a split not a dividend.

>>50232793
>coast on a money-losing business in comfort
This is the dream, I might open a dive bar and just make the prices up as I go.

>50229742
>this is the script they have been given
>It's been posted in various forms by 1pbtid every thread, sometimes verbatim by different IDs because poo's can't into subtlety

>>50232810
>On August 11, 2020, Tesla, Inc. issued a press release announcing that its board of directors has declared a five-for-one split of Tesla’s common stock in the form of a stock dividend. A copy of this press release is filed as Exhibit 99.1 to this Current Report on Form 8-K and is incorporated herein by reference.

>>50232810
It was also a dividend
>https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/tesla-announces-five-one-stock-split

>>50232842
That seems to be one of the only ways to get these hedgeniggers to close. It's like kryptonite to them. Tesla is planning on doing it again too. Kek, I just wonder if their SP won't be I'm the cellar because of GME by that time.

Max pain is 120

We have not and will not EOD at or above max pain
Never have never will
This sets off moass by itself

119.78 EOD
screen cap this

>>50232893
I might buy a couple more then

I'll be waiting for the moron who said everyone gets the shares instantly to pipe up again, just like I said with CREST held shares Tesla delivered them a week later and Gamestop is going to be exactly the same. If you hold in HL you will get the split on the 27th, 5 days later, exactly the same as the Tesla split.

>>50232826
Vibe-checking customers will be the most cathartic experience after years of doing meaningless bullshit at work, I’m looking forward to it

>>50232826
For me, it's a tiki bar. I might also open a shop that sells the soap and candles my sister makes. Funnel some money to her every month and never tell her that the shop doesn't make a dime.
MO'ASS soon, WAGMI

>>50232893
What about June 17?

>>50232911
What is HL

>>50232990
Hogdong London. Bong broker

SHUT IT DOWN https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/rogers-outage-cell-mobile-wifi-1.6514373

>>50232990

Hargreaves Lansdown. A boomer broker in the UK.

I’m with them too and just got the same email.

wut doing PM?

>>50233043
It's underperforming the market by 10x. That's what its doing bagbro :)

Yeah I'm out. They announce the splivvy our hail mary and we're down over 5% in AH... I'm getting off this sinkingship and if you don't join me you're going to wish you did later. I'm going to get called a shill and fud but I want you to remember this. Look at my ID. Look at the color; the letters. Emblazon it into your mind. Brand it into your retinas. You will remember this day and you will remember that I was right about this. Sell now while you can still break even.... this isn't going to get better.

>>50233099
The banks that are playing around with money NEED for PMs to look like a bad investment. Taking wealth out of the financial system and chasing physical goods is how they are destroyed.
We have seen GME controlled ruthlessly for almost two years now, and PMs are the same.

>>50233099
Threadly reminder

I’m not going to pay for IPs to be investigated after MOASS.

>>50233127
But bagbro everybody on Reddit told me DRS would stop them controlling the price. But with half the float they still control it completely? :/

>>50232826
I'm thinking a new/used book store. Open late with members only after 9pm.
Some gaming tables in the back rooms, so people can host their D&D sessions.
Comfy chairs everywhere, as it should be.
Basically a less pretentious Barnes and nobles.

>>50232911
HLChads, we're gonna make it

>>50233144
What is infinite liquidity

Haha what if someone paid for the IP logs to identify and locate the shills post-MOASS? Just as a joke haha.

>>50233144
Oh hey, Nigger! Do you need another reminder? >>50233136
Personally, I'm still waiting on the rope I was promised.

>>50233144
Post Puts

>You won't
You won't
>You won't
You won't
>You won't
You won't
>You won't
You won't
>You won't
You won't

wtfwtf you guys see that wick to 135 as well?

WTFWTFWTF

another interview frens...someone relaly needs to do something about the hiring process. willing to bet this labor "shortage" wouldnt be as bad if HR knew how to think critically instead of "welp, he doesnt have xyz credential. those 6 years of exp dont mean shit." once this pops im just going to apply to jobs im overqualified and waste interviewers' time.

>>50233198
No I only see that it's even further down than it was when I left.

>>50233171
So what you're saying is DRS doesn't matter and there is nothing you can do to impact price?
Gamestop DILOOTING means new funds will have 4x as many shares to short you with.KEK Baggies

>>50232777
Buy more.

>>50232587
>aluminum monocock
>maintainable
bongbro if you get into a slow fender bender the whole thing would be fucked. What you want is some kinda modular spaceframe with body panels over the top.
That's why the volkswagen was at ridiculously heavy steel. Inefficient, but harder to break than if it were light. And also I think you could get replacement bodies very economically, whereas 100% aluminum would cost an arm and a leg.

>>50233208
>Shill confirmed for being literally blind AND retarded
Jeez, I almost feel bad bullying a retard. Almost.

>>50233215
Still waiting, Nigger: >>50233136

I'm done... the massive fallout after the dividend ends up just lowering the total price even morr will be the end of gamestop. Save yourselves before reddit turns on the company

>>50232623
Play God Hand after. It's one of the best of the genre.

>>50233171
Ken is about to find out it doesn't exist

bbby...oh no no no no

amsneed

>>50233290
Do you think they fear the 135 price?

>>50233290
BBBYggies...not like this...

>>50233310
>>50233290

Gamestop is literally down more than both of those stocks put together premarket. You fukn dumb m8?

>>50232304
I have no cell service and my buddy couldn't buy gas this morning.

>50233326
>he doesnt know
yeah cuz thats the point I was trying to make. nice try

>>50233326
Just stick to the script rakesh. No need to improvise since you don't know what you are tombout.

>>50233326
Post puts gigafaggot

I'm going to buy so many Funko Pops when MOASS hits

>>50233346
>>50233354
>>50233352

BBBY up 30% yesterday. SIt the fuck down gamecucks. Reply if you worship cock

>this counts

>>50233346
So is BBBY also a hedge against GME, like AMC? Seems odd since Cohen bought, but I still don't understand the basket swaps.

>>50231761
Women are a huge sell signal. AMC is a good example of this

>>50233373
I like how you pretend your not niggerfaggot by not addressing the posts which call you out, it makes it that much more obvious and how much you seethe after being so utterly BTFO is HILARIOUS

Electric car vroom vroom

>>50233354
>>50233352
>>50233346

Wait. Cohen spent $120,000,000 to bet against Gamestop. Holy fuck BBBY is his hedge against his awful $60,000.000 gamestop bet. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50233290
Lol, lmao even
Also bbby apparently had like 90% its entire float traded yesterday, wtf hedgies

>>50233370
I heard Ryan Cohen plans to wind down pop sales and ditch Funk entirely

>>50233404
>this level of seething
PLEASE KEEP POSTING, this is gold entertainment, FOR FREE?!?!

*inhales*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

robbin da

>>50233404
Niggerfaggot, it's time to stop. This is just getting sad: >>50233401

Next week BTC is dropping another 10k

>>50232677
> "You remember how one of the Greek Dictators (they called them ‘tyrants’ then) sent an envoy to another Dictator to ask his advice about the principles of government. The second Dictator led the envoy into a field of corn, and there he snicked off with his cane the top of every stalk that rose an inch or so above the general level. The moral was plain. Allow no pre-eminence among your subjects. Let no man live who is wiser, or better, or more famous, or even handsomer than the mass. Cut them all down to a level; all slaves, all ciphers, all nobodies. All equals. Thus Tyrants could practise, in a sense, ‘democracy’. But now ‘democracy’ can do the same work without any other tyranny than her own. No one need now go through the field with a cane. The little stalks will now of themselves bite the tops off the big ones. The big ones are beginning to bite off their own in their desire to Be Like Stalks.”

amzn

>>50233436
>>50233423

Did he or did he not spend ONE HUNDRED & TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS on Bed Bath and Beyond?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK BAGGIES.

>>50233426
keep posting more useless charts dumb fuck. market is never crashing you fucking dolt. those candles mean nothing. Gamestop $118 EOD

>>50231761
Women are never early investors, they are terminal stage investors.

>>50233452
that's amz'n

aapl

>>50233454
Kek this is some fucking tasty salt, not seen this level of salt since 2016.

PLEASE keep posting, your seethe is sustaining me

>>50233454
I'll answer as soon as you address these posts you keep ignoring, seething Niggerfaggot ; )
>>50233401
>>50233136

>>50233444
Checked

msft

>>50233462
SPY above 380? BTC above 20k?

Futures a half percent red? baggies coping on market crash because deep down they know nothing will happen with the split? AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50233489
Sup Niggerfaggot. Oh wait, we're pretending your not him.

If you post your puts the bullying will cease kek

>>50233203
I've thought about doing this

>>50233489
Still waiting, Nigger :D >>50233471

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE COMING BACK
$200 EOD

>>50229599
Bad news anons, hyperblu got banned from SS. I guess he was trolling smoothbrains too much. I'll try to get him to post here or there's always r/GME

>>50233501
He doesn’t write anything like Niggerfaggot. You can’t seriously think it’s him. Get more autistic.

>>50233442
Cool.

>>50233524
>Get more autistic.
After his NF persona got BTFO he changed up you spastic, YOU get more autistic

>>50233471
>>50233507
He’ll never do it, don’t bother

>>50233370
I also plan on doing this, but then I'll immediately start price gouging redditors. I don't care about that plastic shit.

18 months and you're still replying to posts without sneeding.

>50233374
>50233373
>50233374
>They still dont know
pathetic

>>50233520
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're completely attached to SPY

>>50233548
Do you think they didn’t tell the shills to keep them from buying?

>not even Open and shilling already at an annoying level
Wew must actually be getting desperate. I guess with the split finally announced we're entering the endgame.

Just a reminder-
>Hahaha ur number is DOWN u must sell sirs
No.
>I am very concerned for your financial well-being, random internet stranger. You must sell.
No.
>Cohen bastar bich benchod you are supposed to keep TIGHT SHIP i sell u must too
No.
>Any variation of "it's over"
It hasn't even begun.

imagine being a r*dditor

>>50233551
Post puts

>>50233621
They were always desperate. ai cant wait to see them cry on live TV

Hey fags

the fud isn't for the people holding

>it's for the newfags coming in and checking what's going on

Calling them out without (you) and a sneed is the way to go

>>50233681
based sneeder

>>50233681
i just don't want the newfags to make it is all

>>50233681
somehow made me feel a bit uncomfortable for a few seconds, where is the pepe?

>>50233462
Completely normal phenomenon, now delete all these posts and do not post things such as this.

>>50233710
They're busy DRS'ing

>failing business tries to ride the NFT craze with funkopop NFTs
>fails and starts layoffs
Kek baggies lmao

You know the killing shot would be if every stock in that basket announced a stock dividend.

>>50233489
I can tell you ain't white

>>50233681
Yes, that's why it's important to call fudniggers out. Obviously nobody who's read even the smallest amount into it is going to sell.
But I must admit, I'm beginning to think "fuck newfags". This shit has been going on long enough anyone who hasn't at least given it a cursory look deserves to ngmi.
So shill away shillbros, keep as many newfags out as you can. Just don't expect me to not call you a nigger at every opportunity.

>>50233739
they hired 600 people in corporate, they're just trimming the fat. they're investing MORE in retail and they're not doing layoffs in blockchain.

>50233739

>>50233694
Based

WAGMI

>>50233744
We fired the killing shot on Jan 28, 2021. Now we just let them bleed to death.

Thanks for ruining the run-up, Gamestop. Seems pretty obvious now the board doesn’t want moass to happen.

>>50233807
Kek baggie got suckered into holding kike bags

The shilling is off the charts, we are reaching critical levels of seething

WAGMI MOTHERFUCKERS LESSA-FUCKIN-GOOOOOO

>>50233821
I like how you switched ID after being BTFO nigger faggot

>It’s truly incredible that they’re still here

>hey TPTB this is RC Ima release a splivvy real quick
>we can’t allow that
>oh but I will, or I will kick up a shit storm
>we can compromise, you can splivvy if you fud your stock after
It do be like that

fill ze gap

Uh-oh Pajeet! You're not allowed to say the no-no words while you're shilling!

Still waiting to slurp.

WHY DID GAMESTOP STOP THE RUN UP???

>50233898
>thinking gamestop stopped the run up
ngmi

>>50233905
But he's posted it 7 times ITT! How could he be wrong?!?!

Uh…. Shouldn’t hedgies be rushing to cover right now?…. This was supposed to be a catalyst and don’t pretend everyone didn’t say that…

Do we think Recupero tried to fuck up the dividend and that was why it was delayed/he got sacked?

>>50233930
Kek baggie

>>50233930
everyone said they were retarded enough to let it happen.

>>50233905
Stock finally moves up for once. GME release terrible News. Compromised.

Lol, this is fucking hilarious how all these 1pbtid posts happen with the same sentiment

>50233948
>implying it wouldn't have happened regardless

>>50232777
Lucky 7's!

>>50233930
They’re fucked no matter what. Might as well squeeze as much life out of the little time they have left.

how often you get a new post id?

>>50233950
Kek baggie

>>50233863
I thought they'd let it run earlier so they could force back to gap, but I guess they just close the gap early.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50233977
Whenever you want, you just have to put
>NEW ID
in the options field.

Yeah fuck this, meltdownies are right. Company doesn’t want moass

>>50234012
I'm buying the filled gap with a good strike price 2 weeks out good luck anon screencap this when until meet again.

The real problem isn’t the amount of shares us retards are holding, it’s the amount of FOMO that will be instigated once MOASS begins. GameStop and the drama surrounding it is known by I would wager most people in the modern part of the world. The fomo is going to be glorious. Hence they are going to need constant fud and constant downswings to dissuade the fomo. Still, they are in an impossible situation.

>>50233996
>>50233996
>>50233996
Threaded.

>>50229703
>>50229718
>>50229729
>>50229761
>>50229881
>>50231176
>>50231216
WGAMI.

>>50231754
Spot on.

>>50233939
Noooo not the heckin' Recupero

Fud only makes me buy more

>>50232777
Lucky 7's!

>>50233950
>you’re not allowed to post in the thread for the first time unless you’ve posted in the thread before!!!1
Who started this cringe retard shit that makes 0 sense?