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I’ve lived through multiple bubbles, I’ve seen some spectacular dead cat bounces on the way down as the bubble unwinds, but this might be the most obvious and hilariously dumb dead cat bounce I’ve ever seen.

First, the justification for buying right now is that we are heading INTO a recession, and because we are heading into a recession, the federal reserve will not have to hike rates as hard as they were going to. This is obviously retarded on its face, but I’ll let you in on what happens during a recession: companies start missing on earnings, and they miss hard. Their stock valuations plummet overnight. They start to unwind operations, they cancel projects, layoffs begin. Future growth projections for the company are slashed, investors pile out of the door as the stock continues a slow descent downward, the opposite of behavior during a bull market. Clearly on the basis that this is about to happen is…retarded, to say the least, but that’s what bulltards are unironically doing right now.

Secondly, let’s try and take a step back and look at the current state of the market. “Shiba Inu” is apparently worth 10% more than it was two days ago. Shares of GameStop were up 15% today (lmfao).

Does that sound right to you? Does that sound like a market turnaround based on sound fundamentals in the economy? I know bulls are the niggers of investing but come on guys, you can’t be this dumb.

>> No.50227475

I hope you're right, and everything you say makes sense, but we do live in a clown world. I sold at $20k thinking we were heading down to $16-18k again

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I'm just not gonna read that (your blogpost)

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>>50227447
verification not required to dunk on you bobo

>> No.50227525

>>50227447
>market fundamentals
he doesn’t know they turned the LHC on lol

>> No.50227532

ok whats your point faggot I'm just gonna sell the top again

>> No.50227556

>>50227475
It’s never that easy in markets, if the majority of people were right about price movements then everyone would be rich, but that can’t be possible. There will be bounces on the way down, just like there are sell offs on the way up. I’ll be patiently waiting on the sidelines with a huge amount of cash ready to buy the bottom, and I’m sure I’ll get idiots telling me that I missed it but I can easily recognize a bottom and 6 billion mcap “Shiba Inu” isn’t it. So I’ll do the right thing and continue to patiently wait.

>> No.50227617

>>50227447
*farts*

>> No.50227628

>>50227447

> This Bobo has tooth decays.

As if I'd gonna take a poor trash seriously.

>> No.50227632

>>50227475
started by DCA at 22k slurping eth, Matic, and Sylo. and with the hike rate incoming, we can still see the 17-15k level.

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>>50227447
>This is obviously retarded on its face
yeah I've been pointing this out for weeks, bvllcope has reached its final form where any fed action or economic suprise is somehow ultimately good for stocks simply because stocks are down 20% so this must be the bottom for some reason.

>QE
good for stocks
>QT
good for stocks because they can't keep it up and will go back to QE soon
>low unemployment
good for stocks
>high unemployment
good for stocks, it means more gibs are around the corner
>high inflation
good for stocks because people will not want to hold fiat and will flee to stocks
>low inflation
good for stocks
>healthy economy
good for stocks
>recession
good for stocks because they'll juice the economy again to nip the recession in the bud
>depression
good for stocks because all the above x10

It's fucking sad and I hope the CPI and rate hike surprises this month kill off this retarded delusion for good.

>> No.50227690

>>50227657
lol this is also what ive noticed.

QT is a non-factor because "they just cant keep doing QT bro"

>> No.50227733

Bulls are delusional, we had a 10 year bull market

Why wouldn't we default to s 10 year bear market based on the macro climate

>> No.50227736

We had a pump from 28k to 31k about a week before CPI figures last time before a 33% dump over a few days. All indicators are pointing to inflation going up as rent figures have increased which is one of the largest factors behind the current inflation we have. A 75 point hike is on the cards again. We will see though, this is clown-world. I wouldn't be surprised to see BTC go to a new ATH just for reasons.

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>>50227447
>This is the MOST OBVIOUS dead cat bounce I’ve ever seen in my life

>> No.50227753

>>50227733
Because QE is an easier pill for politicians to swallow over QT. Numbers in bank accounts don't go down that way.

>> No.50227786

>>50227657
It's always a genius synopsis of what 'will' happen with you guys. An endless tape that doesn't run out. Never correct. Never front running reality. Never profiting off your calls. Just words, trying to convince yourself you are smart.

>> No.50227794

>>50227556
>just like there are sell offs on the way up
you better start believing in those, because you're in one

>> No.50227808

>>50227736
yeah a lot of people convinced it'll print lower because 'gas has gotten cheaper lol' but rents are a one-year lag behind housing prices so they're currently going through the fucking insanity that home valuations went through last summer and no peace treaty or smoothing-out of the supply chain can stop it from happening.

That said, I would not be surprised if the data masseuses at BLM find a way to cover it up. Maybe change their CPI calculation methods on the fly without disclosing it, like the last three times they did it.

>> No.50227821

>>50227786
I’m up 70% against BTC by selling my Bitcoin in December, was that front running?

>> No.50227856

>>50227447
Big companies are doing layoffs. Farmers are heading into some pretty severe production issues. Oil is still an issue meaning gas prices will not be coming down at all. This is a completely wild pump. No denying that a nearly 2k jump for Buttcorn is impressive and unexpected, but no fucking way it holds.

>> No.50227895

>>50227821
Greedy bobo

>> No.50227952

>>50227447
priced in

>> No.50228120

>>50227447
Ok so I should buy more because these prices are still a great buying range?

>> No.50228266

>>50227733
Central banking is an infinite money glitch, inflation only affects the poor. They don't give a shit.

>> No.50228561

What most people fail to take in is how we had a boring and unimpressive top probably because NFT mania took a large portion of the market share. Without the blowoff top we can also expect a bottom without a capitulation candle

>> No.50228580

>>50228561
NFT was just whales minting their own NFTs and then buying their own NFTs for mega loads of ETH who were trying to create a sense of a thriving market place, its all bs

>> No.50228595

>>50228561
Also the fed is pumping the market via backdoor QE if they go back to 50 points the market will love it and Bitcoin will soar

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>>50227447

>> No.50228985

>>50227447
It might be, but all the bears claiming it's def a dead cat bounce make me think we might have reached the bottom

>> No.50228995

>>50227447
I have dozens of recruiter messages in my LinkedIn inbox. One asshole even emailed me at work to offer a job at some crypto startup.
The bubble is far from over.

>> No.50229043

>>50227447
Bears high on cope, bet you sold the bottom of the range. It will go down lower though but the bottom is close, at this point there is more upside than downside if you buy now

>> No.50229072

>>50227447
There's only one flaw on quant, crypto is in deed DEMAND, and LOW supply. Biden just launched his retarded exec order on cbdcs. A hige chunk of money is going into assets you butmad retard bear. Its a fight for ASSETS and crypto is full of it but then again if youre euphoric for a -5% ontop of the 80 that just happened, I dont see a reason why retarded bobos believe the 1kEOY like the retard bulls saying 100k EOY. BITE THE PILLOW BOBO IM GOING IN DRY AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU ILLUMINATY SPACE ALIENS CAN DO

>> No.50229075

>>50227447
>this rally will fail like the re- AAACK

>> No.50229278

we were oversold and never supposed to go that low to begin with. 20-25 was capitulation, 20-17 was despair. market is in price discovery now that emotions have settled.

>> No.50229293

> ‘I-It’s going back down!!’ says increasingly nervous tranny for the 11th time

>> No.50229296

>>50227447
good post OP
bulltards and newfags are seething and staying poor

>> No.50229437

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

>> No.50229454

>>50227447
>boG in ID
Uh oh...

>> No.50229492

>>50227657
>high inflation
>good for stocks because people will not want to hold fiat and will flee to stocks
I know people have probably said this on /biz/ but there's no way people believe this right?

>> No.50229574

>>50229454
They're dead anon

>> No.50229768

>>50229574
That's what they want you to think.

>> No.50230142

>>50227447
We’re already in a recession since january.

>> No.50230285

>>50227475
You're gonna fomo in at 28k and rope at 17k

>> No.50230472

>>50228561
People were saying this about shitcouns in 2018

>> No.50230495

>>50227447
Kek at the Bobo cope. Not reading all the pathetic cope, nigger. See you poor faggots at 25k, then 32k, 40k, etc etc.

>> No.50230501

>>50230142
delusional zoomer retard mumufaggot. you know nothing of the pain that's about to come. prepare for 10k and get the rope ready

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>>50229293
Kek this.

>> No.50230528

>>50230501
Everyone waited for 100k, and it stopped at 69k

Everyone waited for 10k and it stopped at 17k

Now, THAT, newfag, is true maximum pain.

>> No.50230542

>>50230528
delusional. barely 6 months into bearmarket and this mumufaggot thinks it's over. HAHAHAAH newfag, never go full retard

>> No.50230644

>>50227556
how do I recognize the bottom, ehy?

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50230767

Not going full retard, but even if you think that BTC is dead, other coins will take its place, like zha0, for example

>> No.50230781

>>50227447
post short

>> No.50233035

>>50227447
Fully agree bobo bro, this shit is obvious af, we want get a clear picture before the end of the month

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another resistance broken, we just keep winning bobros

>> No.50233164

Fed will raise interest rates and market will crash.

>> No.50233214

>>50227556
>Shiba Inu
High market cap means it's getting traded more.
You're a fucking idiot and my trade history of shiba inu is popping off, you're dumb and upset over a coin you have no money to invest.

>> No.50233229

>>50227556
>"A high market cap means that the asset is highly valued by the market".
Suck a dick, see you at a dollar.

>> No.50233237

>>50227556
>I can easily recognize a bottom
lmao

that's why you "lived through multiple bubbles" and you're still here posting cartoon animal images on your phone coping on a kissless virgin imageboard STILL waiting to catch the bottom and then le make it am i rite

>> No.50233242

>>50227657
>It's fucking sad and I hope the CPI and rate hike surprises this month kill off this retarded delusion for good.
See you at BTC going to 100k.
No one cares about your opinion that's wrong.

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>>50227733
>we had a 10 year bull market
https://www.cazenovecapital.com/uk/financial-adviser/insights/talking-points/the-longest-bull-market-in-history-in-five-charts/
No.

>> No.50233264

>>50227786
Thats cool, gonna keep buying.

>> No.50233280

>>50229072
>100k EOY.
Maybe not EOY but 100k is possible.

>> No.50233296

>>50230528
>and it stopped at 69k
>ITLL NEVER GO PAST 69K !!! NEVER EVER.
Shut the fuck up and buy more.

>> No.50233579

>>50229293
>its going down
And thats why you should never flush your dick down the toilet and remain a alpha uncircumsised chad

>> No.50235732

cope

>> No.50235834

Yawn. Who's ready for 18K this weekend.

>> No.50235897

>>50229072
so the avax supply shock might actually happen. i really am never going back to work.

>> No.50236018

>>50233579
Does that mean that cutfags are half tranny?

>> No.50236540

>>50227733

because stocks go up, always. there is no bad environment for stocks. if stocks go down then expected returns go up and they are still a buy. If Putin nukes half the world then stocks will price it in and when we are dealing with the aftermath of the nuke you are supposed to be buying stocks.

>> No.50236635

>>50227447
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
/thread