/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50223448
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
GERN: >>50205957

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50223448
wagwi

>>50222476
negativbeta in action

So what the fuck is this?

WHY fire the CFO the day after the splivvy announcement? Fire the CFO first, get the dump out of the way, THEN announce the splivvy so we can pump. How hard is this?

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

>>50223461
We are making it.

>Kenny walks warily down Wallstreet
>With his shorts pulled way down low
>Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
>Machine guns ready to go
>Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
>Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
>Out of the doorway the Margins rip
>To the sound of the beat yeah

I really dont like that memo from Furlong. How is "investing in store leaders and field employees" help the bottom line?

If anything we should pay them less. I dont need some dumb faggot telling me to preorder games at gamestop. The employees in their stores are all useless overhead. Just cut all the stores and switch to all digital and web3.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

kek baggies

>>50223501
A penny stock.

>>50223509
>Dude just get rid of the spy before you know they're a spy!

>>50223501
>a missed opportunity

but yeah doesn't a bunch of dead shit do this often

wagmi but also wagYOU

>>50223515
we all gonna wagmi it

>>50223509
Insider here. CFO leaked the splivvy before it was announced. That's why we saw a huge uptick in FUD over the last week or so.

>>50223509
Makes it funnier when we pump afterwards.

>>50223509
Because he was a plant or was leaking shit

>>50223524
>he's going to have to explain NFTs to normies
of course he's not paid enough

>>50223559
I believe you.
t. Brain Chobani

>>50223547
And how did unveiling the divvy reveal him as a spy? I thought Cohen personally vetted thousands of potential CFOs before hiring the best. Now they're a spy. And why hire Shrek as his replacement?

>>50223559
>Insider here
picrel

>why we saw a huge uptick in FUD
no shit

>Kenny's face when he learns his plant got fired by RC

>>50223514
Thanks for repeating this every thread. Makes it easy to filter

>>50223582
>I thought Cohen personally vetted thousands of potential CFOs before hiring the best.
Can't know everything.
>And how did unveiling the divvy reveal him as a spy?
someone knew too early

>>50223549
Market cap is 7 million, penny stocks pump or dump massively all the time.

>>50223582
In fairness, shrek was already working at the company.

>>50223587
holy kek

>>50223597
The SEC knew two weeks ago, and it leaks like a sieve.

>>50223582
Ugly people are more grateful for everything. This was he knows she'll be far less likely to turn on him.

Catch up man.

>>50223559
I 100% believe this.It’s also why we saw the market start to dump just before it closed yesterday and they announced the splivy.

>>50223575
If you cant understand NFTs then just fuck off. You dont deserve to understand them. I shouldnt have to have my bottom dollar affected because retards cant read a fucking book or google NFTs and learn on their own

>>50223612
Earlier.

WAGMI

>>50223587
kek

>>50223514
Thanks for the dump, my deposit settles tomorrow.

I'm never going to forget any of you guys.

>>50223633
I can't wait to forget Keith

>22nd is a Friday
Shall we consult the waifu-squeeze day?

>>50223514
>completely organic message not written by a shill
Oh yeah me too totally selling anon uh huh

I hope you’re ready to be filthy fucking rich and do donuts in your performance car at the soup kitchen in front of the crypto baggies that didn’t kill themselves

>>50223650

>>50223644
Who?

>>50223633
Checked. Frens forever.

>express even the mildest skepticism of some of the outrageous ideas floating around /gme/
>everyone jumps down my throat
Jesus, this place is really becoming a safe space

>50223672
Kys faggot.

>>50223631
I miss gaming magazines

>50223672
THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS IDEA THAT I AM SUPER SKEPTICAL OF

Any chance they'll crash it to 20$ by July 15th ? I want a final last slurp before slivvy

>>50223559
I don't believe you. Mike Recupero looks like an honest man.

>>50223672
>express even the mildest skepticism of some of the outrageous ideas
>everyone jumps down my throat
correct.

>>50223633
When we inevitably run into each other in some god forsaken 5 star hotel on a private island, surrounded by high class THOTs and plates of caviar truffles or whatever the fuck?
I'll buy you a drink anon.

>>50223359
Check MSFT

>>50223751
He looks very Jewish in this picture. Now I can't tell if Shrek is an improvement. Anyone have xir picture?

>>50223761
Turks & Caicos, the money I make those, surrounded by high-class hoes, I can't wait to meet my GME bros

>>50223761
Maldives or Seychelles?

Are we still going to make it without Mike Recupero? He was literally the cornerstone to the company and the key to e-commerce transformation. How could RC do this to us?

>>50223751
Brown eyes, big nose. I’ll take the Aryan lady over this heeb any day

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

>50223672
Oh well, better luck next thread!

>50223801
Yeah WAGMI, except for only you. You are NGMI.

>>50223739
this is litteraly their only last move, i believe in them and i will go all in the 15th no matter the price anyway.

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

>>50223798
>Letting the Hedgies know which plane to load the terrorists onto before you even have the money
I ain't that much of a mistake anon.

>>50223786
>>50223806
Oh come on fellas, he got recoup in his name.

>>50223801
You were never going to make it and still won't. Fucking pathetic losers lol.

>>50223798
>>50223792
Vacation wherever you like, but come home to Switzerland after. We have a lot of based things to plan

>>50223761
5 star hotel? private island?
anon, I'm going to liquidate all hotels and private islands will be flooded by then. I'll meet you at Publix.

>>50223818
That’s ok I’ll have a dead man switch that automatically deposits my money into the local Baptist associations 501-C Account

It’ll be God’s untamable cash after that

>>50223801
NO, not le heckin Recuperino

>>50223811
>autism

>>50223819
I thought it was Italian

>>50223846
*untaxable

>>50223739
Would be nice of they did but really man, if you dont learn to be happy with the share count you got then you're not gonna WAGMI. 43 shares.

>>50223587
Seems pretty obvious as they made a point to say he was "fired". Didn't even give him the option to first say he was moving on to different things. Just slapped Kenny upside the head. Maybe DOJ is involved, too? Oh deer.

>>50223786

>>50223845
>Private Islands will be flooded by then
>Believing the Globohomo would ever let that happen to themselves
If Global warming was going to actually ruin their globetrotting nonce-island life style they'd do something about it rather than using it as a cudgel for beating the plebs with.
Private islands aren't going anywhere and I have a tiny little one picked out in mind already.

>>50223883
better ugly than a snitch

>50223822
Stay mad faggot.

You know, off the coast of Dubai there is a group of private islands shaped like the world. Most of them are still unsold

Dibs on australia

>>50223888
checked

am i to believe that people who are waiting for a stock split panicked after hours and sold like crazy? it does not make sense.

>>50223672
>I got bullied and challenged for my incorrect opinion so this means it's a safe space
Not how it works moron. Also, goncern bosting isn't having mild skepticism its being a cunt.

>>50223819
You can have a Jewish soul or lack there of without having any blood connection to them. Try reading the Talmud, sweaty. Everyone I don’t like is Jewish and I don’t have to prove shit

>>50223894
Debatable.

>>50223894
>>50223883
This is unironically a man though right? I don't know if a literal mentally ill person should be in a CFO position. I'm not liking this new development bros

>>50223599
25,000% in a day is beyond the pale, even for the most pajeet-tier shitrpk0ykcoin.

Honestly yeah the more I read this Furlong memo the more i hate it. There is nothing positive in it.

First they let a spy in their ranks despite the tight ship (((Cohen))) supposedly runs

Second they want to play their employees more money despite them being overhead and providing nothing for the company

3rd, they didnt even hire a competent white CFO, they hired a dumb indian women who isnt even attractive.

Everyone in business knows the only reason to ever hire a women into an executive position decision is so you can pimp her out for business deals. She needs to be white and attractive. I dont see any more partnerships happening because of this,

>>50223524
>If anything we should pay them less. I dont need some dumb faggot telling me to preorder games at gamestop.
These are the noble investors taking on the eViL bANksteRS.
Kek baggies

>>50223936
Actual psychosis. It’s a middle-aged woman who is ugly.

>>50223944
>She needs to be white and attractive.
You mean like Kamala?

>>50223848
Better recoup your losses anon.

so obvious.

>>50223958
Look at the fuzz on her face bro
Aloy from Forbidden West had less than that shit

>>50223944
>Everyone in business knows the only reason to ever hire a women into an executive position decision is so you can pimp her out for business deals. She needs to be white and attractive. I dont see any more partnerships happening because of this,
Maybe they are looking to partner with a company run by a donkey?

>>50223672
>needing safe space for my opinion mean we are in now in a safe space

>>50223888
>>50223917
>being giant faggots dreaming about gay shit like private islands
>omg fags, what should I buy when we squeeze the squozze and I’m hyper fucking rich
>Mooney moon moon line go uppywuppy have an updoot good sir
>I can finally buy a house! Omg and I’ll buy a Lambo!
You are ensuring that this shit will never happen. Stop.

>>50223751
DO NOT RECOOOOP

>>50223917
Those are artificially made sand piles and they're sinking. They're not "private islands".

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50224014
Tell me you never once dreamed about winning the lottery

Stop being a faggot and have some fun for once in your life

>>50224038
No because i don't waste my money on lottery ticket and i could affort 20K for GME thank to that.

>>50223990
It’s bad but that’s just unfortunate genetics imho, plus that happens to older women. Ugly doesn’t mean it’s a man. It’s fairly obvious when it’s a man.

my cage has an in person ALL DAY team building shit at the end of august. i have nothing agaisnt them but hate work related social gatherings. it is beyond fake and i can't stand it. i have been applying to dozens of jobs a week and either get filtered out by HR or get stuck in the never ending interview. right now im on the 3rd and 4th interviews in two jobs. for the love of all that is good please benchode pop this shit before that. im so averse to it im even considering putting in my two weeks and just living off of savings.

>>50224014
They’re faggots because they think they’ll have to buy this shit. If this goes the way we think it will, all of it will be part of the liquidation negotiations and they can directly exchange one share for their private island or whatever

>>50224064
TWO
MORE
WEEKS

>>50224057
Just looking at that picture, I have a feeling if I ran into xir at a GameStop she would be shouting "IT'S MA'AM" in a voice deeper than my own

>>50224064
>at the end of august
Why are you stressed, friend? MOASS is literally tomorrow.

>>50224056
Lmao I actually won $50k on a scratcher at the beginning of the year and bought 150 shares at $180 with what I had left

>>50224080
what the fuck

Twice today people have reposted my thoughts and findings to the cringemines.

Which of you is my stalker?

>>50223751
Someone needs to start a database where anyone can type in any name and it tells you if they're Jewish or not. Like one huge Early Life section.

>>50224064
>>50224083
i hope so. i just need to sell one (1) share at $100k to be comfy and quit. i ride the rest of my xxx stack into the end of time.

>>50224064
That sucks fren. I still live in fear that my company is going to force people back in the office. The only things keeping me at my current job is remote work and that I absolutely loathe job hunting. Someday we'll be free.

>>50224064
Is it paid? Just go there and flirt with the hottest girls you work with. If they reject you you can stand in the corner smugly knowing they don't know you're about to be a billionaire

>>50223448
wagmi

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

we know someone leaked the divvy news. hedgies dramatically push the price down before the news.
also the day before the news someone posted on here that massive amounts of july 15th $200 call options were being bought. most people probably didn't notice that post. I was curious about it but didn't know how you confirm something like that.

>>50224127
When you're ready you don't need a database or early life section. But I agree one should be compiled regardless

>>50224098
M-my knees.....

>>50224080
Are normies really angry about the NWO reducing the population? This is the best thing that can happen to the human race and the planet. All you had to do to not get sterilized was not get vaccinated

>>50224068
>liquidation negotiations
>cuz the law says they have tooooooo
They will break the rules and buy every politician on earth and RC himself before negotiating with apes. These people do not play by the same rules and nobody cares about DRS. This is not FUD, there is money to be made. Anyone who thinks they are going to make billions is simply fucking retarded.

>>50224127
https://jewishcontributions.com/
http://www.jewornotjew.com/

Did they RAPE DICK me in that McDonalds?

>>50224132
Not to scare you anon but you won't be going back to the office because they already decided whos essential and who isn't. Lay offs are going to mostly be wfh corpofags.

>>50224081
I really think it’s a woman, but I’m not going to find out so whatever. CFO isn’t needed for the immediate future, Ryan has already set things in motion.

>>50224132
>I still live in fear that my company is going to force people back in the office.
Unless it's run but Gen X, older millenials or boomers in the tech field, you are most likely going back into the office. I'm in tech and even they got us coming in once a week.
>>50224134
>Just go there and flirt with the hottest girls you work with.
funny you mention that. i got /fit/ since the lockdowns and it shows but i refuse to play the social games the women play in the office. i just do my work, smile and stay quiet. the hottest girl in the office likes me but HATES my guts. it's almost palpable that she wants to fuck me and kill me at the same time, kek.

>>50224177
Checked. Am completely retarded

>>50224098
based

>>50224177
If they'll buy every politician and RC before we make billions, why won't they before we make millions? Or thousands? Why let a margin call hang over their heads at all?
The government intervention FUD is old and stale. Get a new script.

>>50224123
It's me.

>>50224177
>They will break the rules and buy every politician on earth and RC himself before negotiating with apes.
So instead of just taking their money, RCola is going to negotiate with them for less money?

>>50224127
>>50224160
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=348
It's not comprehensive or anything.
WAGMI

>>50224207
Because they already did...? Or maybe they don't want to yet, because it would be... bad to do it now, but it would be better to do it when we're closer to MOASS? I don't know anon, this is all way over my head here. Ask Samir, I'm sure his script addresses it.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
AND A
*CLICK-CLICK*
*KA-CHING*
AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

>>50224127
A modern Schindler's list

>>50224233
>>50224127
https://coincidencedetector.com/

>>50224198
>takes the time to denote that the hottest girl in office likes anon
>she’s just furious that anon won’t fuck her
>palpable hate because she’s just so sexually frustrated
>but I’m too cool for them and just do my work :)
I’m a delusional awkward faggot with no game: the post

>>50224171
It's because they know they'll be targeted and they won't have the will to fight back

50224177
If laws don’t matter, why even bother to tell us? Why are ledgies scared of the divvy when they can just ignore the obligations it creates? If they could stop moass why not do it right now instead of when the stock’s seven digits and every normie knows what’s going on, or before January 2021 for that matter?

>>50224223
No he will take their money so they don’t have to give it to you

>>50224184
>>50224233
>>50224273
Thanks my guys

It’s over

>>50223883
What in the fuck is that

>>50224283
>no game
you dont need game if you lift, fren. just wear a tight shirt and the rest happens naturally. and you're absolutely right. im too cool for fake, forced office banter.

>>50224306
>>50224325
Chartanon, it's great to see you again. I hope everything's going good as it can. I take it you did a sweep to see what stocks lined up with the ah dump?

Will moass due to dividend be fast or slow?

>>50224295
>of course they're desperate, they can smell their own death and the sounds they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.
They have until the 22nd to get us to sell, so if they sounded desperate that's why.

>>50224171
>This is the best thing that can happen to the human race and the planet.
No it's not you retard. Overpopulation is a fucking meme.

Gimme some original Shogun 2 tips bros. Only ever played FotS before. Playing the Christian japs. Which units are straight bussin and which are mid af.

>>50224335
>What in the fuck is that
It's something between El Extinguido and El Abominacion

>>50224295
I didn’t say they could stop it, but they can absolutely mitigate it while simultaneously ensuring retail doesn’t see the profit. Why are you asking why they didn’t do it before when the shit hasn’t even happened? In that case, why didn’t the squeeze happen after the squeeze happened?? They will literally negotiate will Yellen herself and sell some economic apocalypse story before giving it to retail. Retail will see some but not to the level people are thinking. I’m not shilling this isn’t FUD. I want faggots to stop being delusional because you sound like Qboomers.
>just 2 more weeks
>the national guard are there to arrest Biden!

Love me rian chobani
Love me dr b
Love me mate furlong
Ate me Recuperinnies

Simple as

>>50224365
what makes you think schizophrenic anons have your answer? ask lauer to explain nicely bro.

>>50224365
Leverage accelerates short squeezes, and hedgies are leveraged to the moon and back

>>50224257
>>50224306
>>50224325
>>50224344
>>50224362
interesting

>>50224374
There garbage and niggers everywhere. What the fuck are you talking about? Animals going extinct faster than at any period before

>50224392
>I’m not shilling
>this isn’t fud
>wall of text
>unironically using the word delusional to refer to us
>Q posts
Yeah sure, ShareBlue. I believe that

>>50224352
Hopefully that one faggot doesn't LARP as ChartAnon again.

>the split is the only option for baggies to bring down their ridiculously high average
Kek baggies

>>50224417
>What the fuck are you talking about?
Compared to unused and underused areas of the earth? "The World is Overpopulated" is quite literally the stupid midwit take. The issue is a good chunk of the population are concentrated in certain areas.
>muh animal extinction
hundreds of species go extinct without them even making contact with us fleshbags.

I love the Stock Market!
I love the Federal Reserve!
I love the free market!
I love the American dream!
And most of all
I love Israel!

>>50224430
Ok go buy right now and hold. Keep holding, you will make money. You will not get a private fucking island. Oh ok but I’m shareblue running a campaign so Qpatriots stay home and not rise up. Patriots are in control boomer. Everyone who says other wise is a shill FUDDER. Yup.

You couldn't be worse at this if you tried.

>>50224488
I love you

>>50224469
Yeah that was pretty gay.

>>50224392
It's never a good look calling people who disagree qboomers. Makes you stand out CTR

>>50224495
Answer my questions nigger. If they can make all this go away, why not nip it in the bud?

>>50224536
It's in the script.

>>50224488
Do not post images such as these. Very bad, do not lie.

>>50224552
I know this one, it's because they can't!

I got a weeks worth of PTO, when should I use it? I'm thinking week of the 25th. Once it goes off I wait a few days, sell so T+2 on my first share lands on the day I would come back. Quit.

What’s going to be the cope for crypto baggies and people that don’t own GME when we soar past $100,000 a share?

>they’re still here

>>50224488
Oy vey delete this extremely antisemitic post now

>>50224621
That at least suicide is free if you pick a high enough place to jump from.

>>50224571
You're right, but it's all so tiresome.

>>50224621
They'll talk about how the NFT marketplace is backed by faithful investors worth trillions of dollars so it can't go tits up and FOMO into LRC and ImmutableX.

>>50224335
Shrek. But it's (((our))) Shrek so be nice.

>>50224488
What's the 3rd one?

>>50224699
META

>>50224710
nvm I'm retarded

Of course they deleted a bunch of positions. The marketplace is done. Fewer devs are needed.

>>50224699
Meta Platforms. I accidentally cropped it when editing the images together. I know there's more out there. If any anons find anything post it and I'll add it

I'm already celebrating like the money's hit my account, just booked a 6 week paris, french countryside, Marseille and Spain trip. See y'all there. Fuck you ken, lmao!

>>50224725
No sweat fren.

>>50224645
We do what we've gotta do, right?

Imagine the hell they went through today to avoid margin call
Today is the first day of a veeery long two weeks for them
I cannot imagine what it must feel like trying to run a hedge fund right now

>>50224303
HOT

>>50224577
>1 week of time off

Do wagies really

>>50223514
Thank you for posting. Lets us know that shilling is alive and well and that y'all are shitting your pants

>>50224730
idk but I found this.

>>50223883
>>50224335
unfortunate

What are the odds we touch two digits in the next two weeks? $100 shares are so juicy

50224495
Go ahead and say the nigger word right now. Or is that not in your contract?

>>50224730
BERK-A @ 5pm.

>>50224805
>>50224819
added
>Microsoft bumped up
I really don't understand clown world

>>50224819
Sry BERKb

>>50224819
It's scared, I'm aroused

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

>>50224819
uh oh stinky

>>50224806
Fuckin lost

Tourist here. The last time I visited thisplace was probably like a year ago. I thought the squeeze was imminent back then. What the fuck happened lmao?

Why aren't you fucking CHADS rich yet? Why is nothing ever happening? I thought they HAVE to buy? And that was a year ago

Anons I have 60 shares in GME via fidelity will I make it?

>50224937
The last time you visited was last thread when you shilled this same thing bot..

>>50224552
>why would you wait until the last minute to avoid possible worse outcomes or pain?
Is this really necessary to explain holy fuck? It’s self explanatory. More time = more opportunity for best outcomes. Omg let’s give ourselves less time and just turn ourselves into the police now said the bank robber duuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

>>50224961
none of you baggies are going to make it

>>50224963
Why do you think I'm a not faggot?

I just want to understand this squeeze shit

>>50224306
Welcome back anon. I hope you are doing well

>>50224484
My question is why would I want more niggers instead of cool looking animals to trip out to on acid? Why would I want to see more soulless chinks instead of forests and nature? Why would I want more South Americans murdering me snd my family instead of nice things? There’s no advantage to having more people it only benefits billionaires who want to exploit labour. Eventually we will run out of resources and start killing each other anyway

Retail Lite...

You're down after hours today. The street is not liking the layoffs and the firing of the CFO. They are not liking it one bit.

>>50224937
We are far richer than we were a year ago because we've all been buying shares like crazy

>50224995
Was this you?

>>50225032
You think what you want midwit, just run off into the woods post-MOASS.

My shit job is making me go one day to the office starting on the 22nd, I really really hope it happens before then so I can fucking ghost them

Hellooooo clown world

>>50225041
How can you even buy shares at this point? I thought they have to buy ALL the shares because they shorted it so hard?

Can somebody explain this shit?

>>50224995
Don’t worry everyone who doesn’t think they’ll get a private island is a shill. They will desperately reply without giving (you)s. It’s free real estate.

Oh no guys new COVID variant it’s over!

options chain for next week looks spicy as fuck. over 18k calls at 500 and loads more on the way up. last day to buy before split div with time for things to settle. WAGMI.

>>50225081
Now I need to see a reply of the order book at 5pm

Facebook fires people - that's good don't you see

Tesla fires people - that's good don't you see

GameStop fires people - HAHA BAGGIES ITS OVER DON'T YOU SEE

>>50223672
Just read shit cunt how hard is it. All this shit is on not only reddit discussed ad nauseum but on bespoke websites chronicling the DD.

>>50225109
Funny how /biz/ suddenly became a bastion of the working class.

why would anyone sell before a split/divvy literally two weeks away? hiring a new CFO to turn around the company is bullish is it not? lol this stock never fails to surprise

>>50225081
Hoooooly shit

Down 6% after hours? AMC absolutely shit on you today. BBBY positively dunked on your fucking heads.

>>50225085
Yea, I get that. But can you explain why nothing big happened so far? Like is that possible on a technical level?

>>50225081
what mean? plunge protection team providing anti-bankruptcy money to hedge funds?

While everyone is pissing themselves in glee over the 4 way stock split, GameStop is at this very moment laying off 20% of their corporate staff. I have a friend who works there in Grapevine and it’s still ongoing.

I know what you apes are probably thinking: that this is good, they’re trimming the fat, RC Cola and friends will remain and save the day - the layoff INCLUDES new hires from Chewie and Amazon. Say what you want about the future of the company, but 20% layoffs are never a good sign. I have a pretty good feeling that Royal Caribbean’s resurrection plan isn’t going so great. His success with Chewie is starting to look less like mastery of business and more like right place at the right time.

>>50225182
>>50225123

>>50224937
A man hands you a pistol and tells you to shoot yourself. When you don't do it, he takes the pistol and hands you back a .45. When you still don't pull the trigger, he takes it and hands you a shotgun. The longer you take to shoot yourself, the bigger the weapon becomes, and the larger the amount of possible collateral to everyone in the room becomes. You won't be allowed to walk out of the room, and eventually the man will simply pull the trigger himself. Knowing this, do you pull the trigger, or do you simply wait as long as you can. Pleading with the man not to shoot, and using every psychological trick at your disposal to buy a few more seconds of life. In the end it doesn't matter whether you're holding a pistol or the switch to detonate a nuclear bomb, you're dead either way. So they decided to squeeze every second of life you can from this shit situation.

>>50225182
Correctamundo!

All of a sudden that GME hiring craze, Kek, Retracto that Shit!

>>50225182
BRAIN CHOBANI NOT THE HECKING CORPORINOS

>50225182
sneed

>how are they still here
Holy shit. They just don’t fucking get it.

Lmao check out that 20% number being pulled right out of an infected asshole

>>50225182

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

>>50225182
NOOOO NOT THE MIDDLE MANAGEMENT!!!!
oOOOHHHhH THE HUMANITY

Reminder that Fidelity is prepared for MOASS

>>50225226
They are saying it's a Corporate Bloodbath right now over at GME. CFO got fired because his options comp was too high, they can get the new CFO on the cheap since she is just being promoted from within.

>>50225213
You should write a book anon. That was beautifully written.

>>50225254
Lol GME has no hope as a fundamental play. It’s a company that by all rights deserves to be bankrupt. The only hope it has is retail trade and their hopes of a short squeeze play. That play may be valid but fundamentally the company is crap…

>>50225229
After exposure, innoculation.

Wah! GME!

>>50225248
Lol GME has no hope as a fundamental play. It’s a company that by all rights deserves to be bankrupt. The only hope it has is retail trade and their hopes of a short squeeze play. That play may be valid but fundamentally the company is crap…

>>50225254
>They are saying it's a Corporate Bloodbath right now over at GME.
Literally who is saying this? MSM? Fucking lol dude

>>50225250
Holy shit. Why did I DRS?

>50225263
>50225287
I CAN'T SNEED

>>50225213
>Muh shart sqooze just like weepuns an guns!!!1!1!
bahahahhhAHAHAHA
>Shart hedgfuns go pew pew xD

>50225263
>sneed lol

Comfy and waiting for the split

>>50225263
>>50225287
Uh oh Sanchez

>>50225307
One eight hundred-273-8255

>>50225328
Well that’s all the satoshis for me today

How are all my GMEchads doing today?

Hepcats, you shit see the piles of money lining up prepping to short this Fucking stock after the split. This is like Batman level prep mode for taking down the rest of the JLA. They are celebrating the impending shorts that they are going to be dropping when the sell the Absolute Everloving SHIT out of this Fucking stock. Post split they are targeting to take it down to $5 U.S. Dollars per share. That's what the believe the actual value of this Fucking stock is!

sneedists spotted in your area

>>50224937
>I thought the squeeze was imminent back then
It's even more imminent now.

>>50225083
Nah we bought them all but we still wanted more so thankfully Kenneth Cordelle Griffin just kept selling them!

The thing is I don't think he asked GameShop's permission first but that's uhhhh.. NOT MY PROBLEM!

>50225307
Does widdle intern not like the metaphor?

>>50225340
Delete this post

>>50224233
>>50224995
ty and WAGMI

good morning sir

So why didn't you schizos tell me about SIMPQ?

>>50225344
Checked. Feeling good.

>>50225344
Extremely comfy. Shills mad

>>50225344
Winning brah I'm positively bathing in hedgie seethe

>>50225349
Pajeet, you should ask for a pay rise.

>>50225377
Do not post this image again

>>50225377
Please don’t post fake images sir

>>50225349
Why would anyone risk shorting GameStop knowing full well "true value" has no relationship at all with this stock? Also knowing full well it could send to $300 and they could get margin called at a moments notice. There's just no intelligent way to short GME for the foreseeable future.

>>50225404
Stop posting. I'm going to call you on Whatsapp in 5

>>50225385
>>50225396
>>50225397
WAGMI
>>50225377
checked. That pajeet should send ransomware to his employers email

Pajeets FLOPSWEATING.

I hate larpers more than shills sometimes.

GME has no hope as a Fundamental Play, Hepcats! It’s a company that by all Rights and Lefts Deserves to be Fucking Bankrupted Cellar Boxed and De-Listed! How's that Split Dividend coming, You Fucking BagHolders? The only Possible hope it Has is Fucking Retail Lite and their Overambitious Hopes of a Short Squeeze Play! That play may be Valid but Fundamentally this Company is Toxic Radioactive Shit…!

>>50225380
Discuss.
Im listening.

1 out of every 5 corporate employees fired.

And here's why that's bullish. Ahahahahahaha. Fucking baggots
Half the days stock gains gone. Amc and bbby shitting on you

>>50225416
बॉस नाराज होने वाला है

TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO

>>50225263
Raj what type of curry did you shit out of your pores today?

>>50225435
This anon gets it. Your bags are going to zero, GMEbaggies
Should have bought the real squeeze play, AMC

>>50225456
KEK

>>50224961
How does 7.2 billion dollars sound anon?

lol WSJies

Mo'ass is here.

>>50225435
Unironically, yes. They fired the head of Funko Pop procurement. From now on they will only sell high quality products like Hot Toys

>>50225456
>PCT
Kek faggie, bet you suck dicks in San Fran like a good little baggie

Wtf is simpQ and why is it mooning AH? Im wishing i buyed some.

Elon is cringe as fuck but at least he understands that the only way to ensure your vast vast wealth doesn't go to waste is to have an army of children so they all start off pretty rich but not unfathomably wealthy.

Learn this lesson anons, you're gonna need it.

>muh split

>>50225519
>muh split
kek baggies

heya hoya baby

>>50225519
>>50225528
The beaker he chose will lose less water to evaporation over time. Clever kid.

>50225528
That filename tho. Rajesh working OT today

>>50225515
Elon’s kids are a bunch of weak trannies. My children will be warriors

>>50225182

Cap, as the youth say

>>50225543
It will still take 5 more years to “evaporate” (DRS)
HAHAHAHAH
KEK BAGGIES

>50225501
>can't get a three (3) letter timezone code correct
>ignores his shit and curry stained posts all over the thread like an Indian man all over a girl's DMs on Facebook
>doesn't understand the deeply antisemitic nature of the GME play
BAKA BAKA

>>50225551
Kindly use two arrows when replying to my posts

heya hoya

>>50225566

>>50225592
kek based
i think we can call these baggies "dunked"

>>50223644
Keith Gill? I'll never forget that glorious basterd.

>>50225613
Hahahaha baggies btfo’d
Gj brother

>>50225574
Here’s your (you)… hopefully you can afford to stock up on rice & lentils bud… the war in Ukraine is gonna cause you some big probs over there in food supply by the end of the year.

>50225592
>50225613
this is the sloppiest job since Uvalde

>>50225592
>>50225613
>>50225628

>>50225566
Is anime the anti-pajeet? I've honestly never seen the shills use anime pictures before.

Who let niggerfaggot and his boyfriend on the loose?

>>50225647
Sloppiest job since Uvaldes nuts in your mouth?

Citadel can't even hire poos that know English, fucking hilarious

>>50225647
you got dunked on stupid bich
split does nothing for marketcap
Marketplace DOA
BBBY and AMC up more that you
kek baggie

>split
>these retards still don't know what a dividend is
Fucking Kek

>>50223662
>>50225620
So many tourists here from superstink that don't even know Keith.

>>50225662
>cirno
>anime
anon, I...

>>50225693
>this baggie think there is difference
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU WILL STILL BE UNDER 10BIL MARKETCAP
KEK! BAGGIE!
How are you going cope when there is no moass by Halloween

>>50225662
Indians suffer from cute aggression which is why they rape so much.

>>50225693
Company with not enough money to pay 25% of its employees is going to give you money for free
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BAGGIES MORE DELUSIONAL THAN I THOUGHT!
I’ll give you a hint baggie, you can create money out of nothing

>this retard thinks a split and a dividend are the same
Toppest of KEKS

Get this through your Fucking head you ((())) MotherFuckers you! You Retail Cats only exist out here because of us! We Fucking built this Shit that you take for granted!

>>50225430
right

>50225725
Ken would like a word with you.

>>50225737
They are and you cannot do explain how they are different. It is not cash dividend. It is stock split via dividend.
Dumb fuck bagholder

>>50225753
Kek baggie we don’t speak directly with him HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50225565
Does everything have to be about GameShop with you people?

>>50225718
It's anime adjacent, vtubers are too.

ok gimme a qrd of what yall are spergin about

>They are the same
>he actually doesn't know
Holy shit, he's actually fucking retarded
FUCKING KEK

>>50225790
baggies btfo
yet again

>>50225795
>Stock split occurs
>The short position in original number cut by 75%
>Must deliver that same value in dividend
wow, its fucking nothing. try again baggie

>>50225745
See the larp was fun, but then you go setting goalposts and stuff that we can beat you over the head with later once you start moving em again. Hepdoggie running out of tricks over here.

>>50225759
The difference is in a split all positions just get split. In a split divvy, the short sellers of the stock have to pay out the dividend to shareholders. So even if the stock goes to 1/4th of its price, it will quickly rally back up from hedgies having to pay up and also retail buy pressure from cheapies.

>>50225832
>Must deliver
correct

>stock split occurs
>retard still thinks it's just a stock split
Toppest of keks

>>50225832
The short position isnt cut you retard the dividend only goes to holders. The short positions do not get split, because they are not shares being held.

>50225832
What happens to all the naked shares they are now responsible for delivering 3 shares to?

>>50225849
Its fucking nothing

>>50225790

The shorts will all be closed early next week except of a few stragglers.

>>50225881
There are no naked shares. Time for meds

>>50225790
line go up

>>50225895
Umm but I’m not selling though. So how are they closing?

>>50225913
Your 20 share stack means nothing baggie

>>50225905
But ser I know that the short interest was 200+% thanks to the Robinhood lawsuit. How did they close that many shorts without buying any of my shares?

Chuck....
We're sneeding..

>>50225905
post hand

>there are no naked shorts
Jesus these fucktards are a new level of retard. They need to get a new script, this is just pathetic.

>>50225947
Sneed baggie

>>50225971
Its funny because in your country they shit in the streets and have no concept of what Simpsons actually represents because your a tribal savage

>he thinks there are still shorts
ohnonononono
You baggies are asking to get kekked

>>50225085
Yea virtual private island am I right?

>>50226004
Cope, I live in England.

>>50225967
they hiring shills from Bangladesh or some shit fr fr

>50226032
>I am the white man

>>50225695
>He didn't get the joke
Calm your autism. I know who Keith and 45 and Boyardee and Deer-Anon are, not typing the whole list for your tourist ass. To better explain the joke:
>I already forgot that faggot.

>50226032
>says the street shitter

>>50226074
you know who I am huh? I don't think you do

>>50226074
kek genuinely good bait

Anyone else seen SIMPQ? (GameStops old delisted company that used to sell apple products) ITS TICKER WENT UP TO +25000% AT ONE POINT TODAY.. (it’s closed @ +3061% though and up another 559% in after hours)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

>>50226103
For context- if GME went up 25000% from its stock price at market close it would currently be at $33885USD…

>>50226103
I don't know if I should add it to the list. It looks like a penny stock

>>50226123
Those are little bitch baby numbers

>>50226123
33885 tomorrow pre market copy copy

>>50226074
>He looked up names in the archive
Go back to redit.

>>50226134
It’s a delisted stock (like Blockbuster) except it’s one of gamestops old spin-off companies…
Looks like kennoids total return swaps are about to implode.

>>50226134
woah you guys really don't know what this company is.
Honestly most of you sound like shills most of the time. Especially lately. Not the "benchod cohen type" but the "hmm I am not quite sure what a split as a dividend really means after 20 years studying this exact thing, let me do some digging" type
that stock that you "don't know if you should add to the list" has more to do with GME than any of the other rubbish you post. But you already knew that didn't you?

Uh bakie?

>>50226144
CHECKED.
HAPPENING CONFIRMED

>>50225704
>>50225704
>>50225704
Threaded, frens!

>>50226181
>words words words
Nobody is reading that faggot and nobody cares

>>50226181
Are you actually retarded? I'm talking about adding it to this list >>50224488
If you read the thread you'd know I was looking for more stock images that would fit with the manipulation that occurred today you fucking quadroon.

>>50226181
Nevermind. I'm talking to 45, I know you're retarded.

>>50226092
>>50226181
Do you get off on looking like a dipshit, or what?

>>50226265
I see this place hasn't changed at all, and the same idiots are running the show. Clean your fucking room Keith (I know you haven't since the last picture you posted)

>>50225947
Sneed MotherFucker! Fucking Sneed!

>>50226286
>gets his face slapped in for being a fucking retard
>doubles down when called out and accuses me of being Kieth
You're so fucking stupid holy shit. Next time read the thread before posting you knuckle dragging troglodyte.

>>50226286

>>50223448
Bros im scared, are wagngmi now?

>>50225515
Elon is an autistic fucking welfare cretin and the only way in which he amazes me is how he has somehow convinced the media and midwit npcs such as yourself that he is anything other than a faggot grifter and to shoehorn the cunt and his stupid tweets into any and all unrelated discourse.

>>50226103
>>50226134
slurping

>>50226032
right ... thats still the 3rd world ...
(sorry bongs)