/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder that bobos have been making money and swimming in pussy for the past 8 months while you were shidding and farding because you apparently can't figure out how to short in Robinhood, and reminder that bobos pivot as needed and make money when line goes up too, mumu you dumb faggot. Congratu-fuckin-lations, after this neck-breaking week-straight of rallying, SPY is almost back to where it was 2 fuckin weeks ago lmao.

Hahaha
That's me

10 yr spiking, stocks spiking
who do you believe?

I wonder how many amateur bobos here bought near the bottom. seems like a lot of salt in the threads today

>>50220175
>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

SIGA sissies, am I gonna make it?

we're back!

>>50220222
hey thats me!

>>50220220
Pls don't kys, I'm a bobo but you're gonna make us look bad

if you take calls going into next week you're a fucking moron

>>50220222
I HOPE to fucking God that chinks are going to start selling their bags ahead of friday because if we get another retarded 1.5% day up in a row I'm fucked.

10Y yield is up like 20 bps in the last two days. What does this mean?

>>50220272
It was also down 60bp in the last two weeks.

>>50220238
BUT THE SPLIT

>>50219999
What's you P/L since you started?

as long as VTI's price doesnt start with a 2 I'm buying as much as i possibly can

>>50220238
KWAB

>He bought today

>>50220212
holy fuck that bobo cope. how much did you lose?

>>50220335
too early hombre

>>50220272
It means the bears will have control again soon if it keeps going up.

I’m loaded on QID calls $24-$30 strike 7/15 and 8/19 how rich am I going to be.

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50220260
I'm making money tomorrow bro what are you talking about?!

>ASTS
Yesterday they announced the sale of their controlling share of Nanoavionics. This takes care of any dilution fears and the stock is up 6%+ today. Launch window in early-mid September.

>>50220222
Boboposters have been making the threads shittier lately, you can't discuss anything new development without "hurr durr your stupid I'm michael j burry jr" despite being wrong ever since we left the bottom. They act like GME baggots

>>50220212
I think if you identify as either a bull or a bear you're not taking advantage of the market.

Yeah bobros took a hit today but I'll be there for the inevitable simpson

>>50220272
Bad. the 10yr/2yr inverted for the second time this week. It's at -0.03 right now..

>>50220268
What's going on in Chinkland on Friday

>>50220238
Sounds like my SPX shorts are going to print.

my puts will expire with me

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50220212
>Reminder that mumus have been making money and swimming in pussy for the past 80 years while you were shidding and farding because you apparently can't figure out how to long in Robinhood, and reminder that mumus pivot as needed and make money when line goes down too, bobo you dumb faggot. Congratu-fuckin-lations, after this neck-breaking 6-months-straight of dumping, SPY is almost back to where it was 2 fuckin years ago lmao

Fuck boys, I've just been buying DIV when it dips below 19 and I'm bored. I thought there was supposed to be a big crash or something? Is it just crab time until the next fed meeting?

I want the GMEfags to finally rope.

>>50220394
A friday, I would assume. Normally mondays are bullish while fridays are bearish but this market is working on clown physics and has been huffing clown fumes for too long.

>>50220265
bobo.... you better take normal pills. the market is normalizing, meaning the normies sodl at bottom and whales bought

>>50220381
I agree with you up until “left the bottom”. We were due for some relief but we have not seen the bottom yet I think.

>>50220423
CFO is departing, GME is tanking again. lmao, I told them the board was just propping up the stock until lockup ends.

>>50220151
Much worse than that

Has anyone trained an AI to trade yet? It can't be any worse than me

>>50220222
Tfw bought SARK

Oil bros, are we back?

>>50220345
Lmao

>>50220470
>>50220333

>>50220381
>we left bottom

keep coping baggie the recession hasn’t even begun yet. the longer it’s delayed the longer the bobo reigns.

>>50220419
O....kay. Again, reminder that bobos pivot as needed and make money when line-- you know what, forget it

>>50220471
Most of the stock market is bots actually

GME bros we are being short attacked

>small cap and mid cap out perform the large cap in the long run
>despite this index fags will only invest in large cap
>or they will market weight which is just 70% large cap anyways because "everything else loses performance"
>despite this these retards will buy international which barely performs half as well as small cap
>emerging markets even underperform fucking bonds
>and then there are the retards buying bonds despite being decades from retirement

>>50220529
Depending on the metric you use it can be said we are already in a recession.

>>50220419
Holy based long term bull Chad who literally never notices market crashes and keeps slurping because, and I say this clinically and academically: line only goes up.

>>50220434
Bought right before the pump. Feels good.

>>50220559
sounds salty he isn't getting prime puss

>>50220483
post your short positions so we can laugh at you after the next leg up

>>50220457
How much you wanna bet they're going to dilute on the retards (again)?

>>50220559
Sounds like he's jelly that Ol' Musky is getting to smash.
>>50220470
Was this your first time attempting to day trade?

>>50220547
I know but I believe those bots prioritize small gains at a massive scale, what I'm looking for is an AI trained to be ballsy and make big gains on a few trades

>>50220563
I love Small Caps

>>50220238
Lol

Bear bros… perma bear man is bullish, this might’ve actually been the bottom…

>>50220602
>implying i ever hold anything overnight
Notice I have more than $25k. I day trade, mumu, something a broke bitch wouldn't understand. I don't wait for the market to maybe give me money like a cuck. I go in and take it ever day.

>>50220238
Extremely bullish

>>50220333
Not sure. I had some long-term investment accounts, including a taxable account, and in the middle of June, I transfered everything to this account since I had just hit over $25k for day trading. I sold the long term investments for a $3k loss, but it feels like the starting point for "trading" should be after this. I contributed $4.3k today. Looking at the total P/L since I started is probably somewhere around -$10k.

>>50220559
Burry needs to quit shit posting and catch up on his baby making skills.

>>50220559
in western world the birth rates are absolutely abysmal if you count only native people not immigrants. both europe and usa it's immigrants who mostly breed, so the numbers dont even tell how abysmal the birth rates of native people are

japan is 15 years ahead of western world in collapsing birth rates they are doing quite fine, mostly just replacing lot of stuff with robots. no big problem. it's actually good cause now young kids have more jobs in japan they dont have to compete so much cause japan dont have immigration other than few very high class ex-pats doing some high tech stuff

>>50220630
Second time. I blew up my account last week but got lucky with options I held overnight as a hail mary

>>50220608
They’re sitting on a billion

>>50220529
In the 1970s Volker, after dragging his feet for months, was forced to set the Fed fund rates at 20% to stop inflation. Back then they thought inflation would just go away on its own with just a little pain, it didn't, and it won't now. The current proposed rate hikes will be below inflation at the end of the cycle, it is foolish to think they will be sufficient.

>>50220559
Weren't millions of kids raised in orphanages before ww2 and they mistly turned out fine. What's the big deal the Nuclear Family is a made up concept from the 50's that died after only a few decades. It was a fad not the norm.

>>50220559
>Babies born are at 1950s levels
LOL, try per person midwit

>>50220713
Pretty sure they're actively burning through it.

>>50220632
You want it to lose big for you automatically?
You might as well do it manually, it's gambling either way.

my whole company just took a 10% pay cut...

mumus
>happy-go-lucky
>well-adjusted
>optimistic
>have fulfilling lives and not sat hunched over a monitor all day ("buy & forget")
bobos
>angry
>bitter
>pessimistic about the world
>poor health (their constant cynicism causes premature balding and many other ailments)

>GME

>>50220734
yeah large families in 50's and 60's mostly convience. people needed help at farm and simply there is nothing else to do as
bukowski said. nowadays there is so much entertainment, you can travel do whatever you want so people dont need to fill their time rising kids necessarily

>>50220687
Desperate immigrants are preferable to spoiled first world kids

>>50220175
>Risk Management Edition
What the fuck is risk management?

>>50220669
b-but I still have more lunch money than you, what's your cope now?

>>50220687
We’re in an age of automation. A lower birth rate only effects the academic world. Less children growing up and falling for the university meme is less money in some college coffers and some faggot professor’s pocket.

>>50220772
Time to move on anon

>>50220801
Buy VOO and VTI and other safety positions because it is a Bear rally and the market is extremely fragile.

>>50220783
>optimistic
Optimism means seeing half a glass of water and calling it "half full." Mumus see a glass of water with a few drops in the bottom and call it 100% full. Then when one of the drops evaporate, they tell their wife it's akchyually bullish and that in just 2 more weeks they'll finally have enough money to bury their kid who starved to death while mumu was deluding himself.

>>50220212
>bobos
>swimming in pussy

>>50220175
why is if I say one thing that's off topic or about illegal immigrants or something I get banned immediately.

But certain posters here can talk about off topic shit constantly like hulk hogan
or talk about jews and niggers but never get their posts erased no matter how many times it's reported?

Seems pretty Jewish to me to be quite honest.

>>50220598
Lamy makes me think of sake.

Today's gain/loss: +$6,325.08 / +4.31%

>>50220687
This isn't true but 4chan constantly repeats it. Hispanic and White birth rates are nearly identical. 1.8 vs 1.7. Immigration just makes it look like more.

>>50220835
>>50220801
If you don't know what risk management is you should just be buying VOO until you do

>>50220679
Maybe you had a really bad day but to lose 1/3 of your account in a single, very easy day like today and the fact you are new suggests you will likely lose all your money in a short period of time. The starting point for day trading is most certainly not after losing money with long holds, that sounds like desperate gambling trying to claw back the money you lost, that's the worst place to start "day-trading".

I'm being brutally honest out of compassion. I'd advise you withdraw all your money except for 1k and try that for 3 months. If you can make money with 1K you can make money with daytrading.

I turned 1K into 33.5k in a week.

>>50220816
Good for you. You should day trade instead of spray&praying your money into a very troubled market.

If SPY closes the weekly candle above last week's weekly candle open. The market is going to keep going up.

>>50220559
Elon is od'ing on being south african

>>50220474
As long as it isn't calls just hold it, Cathie won't be allowed to win anything

>>50220718
Jpow and the fed can only agree on rape hikes until consumer inflation sentiment goes down.

MUH FUCKIN WHEAT MADE SOME GREEN, WE CELEBRATING WITH SOME OF THAT TOP SHELF SLICED BREAD TONIGHT BOYS

>>50220893
I think the tell is anon screencapping himself going all in SQQQ. Shorts aren't feeling pain yet.

>>50220854
>Seems pretty Jewish
He doesn’t know. Imagine being this new.

>>50220894
I'm swing trading. day trading is retarded

>>50220870
how to turn 1k into 33.5k?

>>50220734
>Weren't millions of kids raised in orphanages before ww2 and they mistly turned out fine
Idek what this is referring to, people in general were way more likely to live with two parents in the past than they are now
>Nuclear Family is a made up concept from the 50s
I'm pretty sure the idea came from England, settlers in NA set themselves up like that because that's just what they knew. What was made up was everyone owning their own home, only reason that died out was just economics.

>>50220925
>rape hikes
Hello Moldova!

>>50220897
It's shares, I'm wondering if ARKK is pumping based on monkeypix pandemic fears, but I highly doubt there will be lockdowns due to monkeypix, seeing as it's easily treated and not airborne.

>>50220870
I wasn't really trying to claw back money I lost. I know we're in a bear market and so the long-term investments I'm DCAing into are going to lose money in the short term. I just happened to accumulate enough money in my taxable account that I thought I'd give day trading a try, for fun. I discovered that I am extremely susceptible to falling into a gambling addiction (which I really should have already known due to previous instances of losing thousands on what is basically gambling).

There's no way I can see to turn $1k into $33.5k in a week without getting very lucky gambling, so I'm not sure what to do with this.

>>50220794
LOL

>>50220559
Says the hapa-producer.

>>50220175
Bobos will all meet their end hanging from a rope. Every moment of joy and glee at success will all come to nothing. Bobo never ever knows when to get off the Bobo train and just stop.

>>50220996
>susceptible to falling into a gambling addiction
Yeah so don't day-trade retard

Volcker posters don't get it.
Volcker only stepped in after inflation had been an average of 8% for 7 years, and at year 7 inflation was going from 12% to 20%
This was when public debt was much much lower and raising rates wasn't going to kill the system.

We're now in year one of 8% inflation... The government wants sustained 6%-8% inflation to ease the debt.

>>50220559
What the hell lol?

>>50221025
I know exactly when to get off the bobo train, it's the same stop as Powell

>>50220956
Sometimes I swing trade with my excess capital, but only during bull markets. Shit doesn't oscillate in an orderly manner during bear markets. But either way, I make more money from day trading. Don't see why it's retarded. There are millions of people gainfully employed as day traders, so clearly it is feasible. If it seems difficult or retarded to you, perhaps you are the one who is retarded.

Why do you guys want the stock market to go up? It means democrats win..

>>50221040
Well I know that now. But what's there to stop me the next time my account creeps over that $25k line? Plus I do feel like I need to get back the money I lost, and the fact that it worked out for me last week isn't helping keep me away from gambling.

>>50220794
I guess that explains why BBBY is tanking after hours as well.

>>50220977
I Copyrighted rape hikes btw

>>50221079
>want
Back to pol, don't give a shit which way it goes, as long as I profit, the market isn't a football team you cheer for.

>>50220710
I hope when you are realizing these losses and then getting gains that you aren't doing it back to back with the same stock/index
You're going to get raped with wash sale taxes if you are. If you're serious about wanting to get into daytrading you should be tracking what you made losses on/when so you can avoid that security for the next 30 days.

>>50220244
Yes

>>50221025
Not before another couple hedge funds go over. Remember wild bill hwang?

>>50221047
All the people that said the national debt doesn't matter need to be killed
Imagine only being able to lower interest rates because your Debt to GDP ratio is too high (and have nothing to show for it)

>>50221059
this

>>50221047
nobody in their right mind thinks a hike literally equivalent to volckers hikes are even possible. but adjusted for debt to gdp, 75 bps is still not close to 20% hikes. we can go higher, to like 3-4%, before we're forced to ease off

>>50221148
Do you even know what a wash sale is?

buy weed and psilocybin stocks

and gme's back. great

I am ready for the return to the old new paradigm of the economy. I am JACKED to the TITS with new bags of the following:
1. TSLA: makes call options
2. GME: makes schizos
3. DIS: makes chuds seethe
4. BTC: makes counterfeiting real
LETS GO

>>50221148
That pic is from Fidelity's closed positions page, which takes into account wash sale rules.

>>50221184
Imagine being MO and getting assassinated by the FDA.

>>50221079
First we invest with our wallets not our ideologies. Second no they won’t. We (stock holders) are still the bad guys. Back to /pol/

>>50220212
saved and edited to my own personal tastes fuck you /pol/fags

>>50221208
How to bag hold 101

What the fuck is going on Twitter?

https://gamestop.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-cfo-change

KEK BAGGIES

SIGA sissies, it's been so long since I've lost any money that I forgot what losing feels like. Are there any bobos in the thread that can tell me what losing feels like to refresh my memory?

>>50220608
not diluting until they've cashed out. they're inflating the share price for the exit.

>>50221047
The fact is intrest has to be higher then inflation for this shit show to work, and the Fed ain't there yet with their proposed hikes. They are in lala land where inflation magically goes away on its own and the market is fine, unemployment stays low and everyone lives happily ever after. This is a fantasy.

>>50221073
I have more success in counter trade the trend on beaten up stocks and hedge the downside with SPXU.
example: bought MRNA $119 3 weeks ago, sold today $170
day trading is just gambling

when is ftse gonna rug?

I enjoy getting pegged by Asian women

>>50221274
theyre not in lala land, they know their tools dont work on supply side inflation, they have continued to say this. and theyre going to hike anyways until its fixed. they want a recession they just cant admit it for obvious reason, but its pretty clear

>>50221245
dId ElOn TwEeT

>>50221279
I have a P:L of 3:1 and a win rate of 75% my man. If that's called gambling, then so be it. You can have your irrational reservations. More money for me.

>>50220238
this is just hedgefund FUD
diamonnd hands brothers

>>50221245
>>50221322
why ask here when you can look it up quicker on your own

>>50221148
the loss just gets added to your cost basis, literally makes no difference in the end. it is a pain to calculate, though.

>>50221308
That's dangerously based

>>50221264
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

>>50221377
Because you did it for me

>>50221319
The inflation before the war was demand side
>decade+ long real estate hysteria
>covid helicopter money
>unprecedented welfare for banks and hedgefunds
>+200% all time money supply

>>50221348
What's your day trading strategy?

SOXL TRANNIES, WE ARE BACK!!!!!

>>50221459
wrong, all that demand has been there since 2008 with QE. inflation as measured by cpi and pce didnt pick up until covid bogged supply chains and oil

>>50220734
Orphans do not "mistly turn out fine". You are retarded. They are much more likely to have all sorts of mental problems and become criminals.

>>50221377
>>50221450
next time i delete you

>>50221471
SIGA TO DA MOOOON!! 100 EOW!!!!!!

They're watching us smg

Am I delusional in thinking SIGA could be a generational wealth opportunity?

>>50220222
the webm, the digits
how will bobocels ever recover from this?

>>50221536
Depends how much money you've invested.
I genuinely believe $100 is a bear case scenario.

>>50221532
Oh fuck.... that's the buy signal right there

imagine being german for one moment
imagine being german and inviting hungary into EU
imagine the betrayal you feel as the aryan bulls dab on you at every opportunity
>hungary refuses to sell Germany its natty gas stockpile it bought from Russia

>>50221471
kek

Just spoke to a woman who was named "Vidya".
She did not sound like she played Mordhau.

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES RIGHT FUCKEN NOW

>>50221554
Over what timeframe? I am hoping for at least $30 by EOY

>>50221488
Inflation skyrocketed along with the Winnie The Flu money printing.

Central banks create more money -> Merchants raise prices for main street and speculators start blowing limitless free leverage cocaine on wall street -> Value of money decreases

>>50221580
/pol/ talking about wops.

>>50221388
oh shit... Here I've been avoiding new positions on losses for no reason...

>>50221586
>Central banks create more money -> Merchants raise prices for main street and speculators start blowing limitless free leverage cocaine on wall street -> Value of money decreases
you dummies love parroting this line and yet cpi stayed at or BELOW 2% since 2008, all the while QE has been flowing. QE leads to asset inflation not good inflation. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child and cant comprehend this
specifically this:
>Merchants raise prices for main street
did not happen until mid-late 2021 at the earliest

>>50221580
Dumb bots with no context.

>>50221536
I think mpx will become endemic to the world and kids are going to get wrecked. Tpoxx will be used every day by every country. This is my belief. If we see 50k-100k mpx will never go away

>>50221582
>Timeframe
Depends on the spread. Actually, the spread is exponential so at this point it just depends on whether they actually test enough.

>>50221580
Imagine if there was a ticker NIGA

>>50221565
>imagine being german for one moment
Can't. Too many pretzels for those fat fucks and not enough filet mignon.

in fx, there's lots of free arbitrage because a specific currency pair falling is usually caused by one of the currencies getting weaker/stronger vs all other currencies and that effect of one currency pair can directly be translated to other currency pairs with the same currency that is getting stronger/weaker. it's easy to understand and see this as a human. you're obviously usually not quick enough to perform this type of arbitrage manually.

i've been wondering whether similar theories often hold up for stocks. obviously there's sector-specific macro that makes things move in unison, but what if algos see way more of these direct correlations and "free" arbitrage than us and trade correspondingly? what if some of it is absolute nonsense and by pure coincidence, but works because it's a self-fulfilling prophecy that's even stronger than good old TA?
and if this is the case, who in their right mind would day-trade based on charts and very little fundamentals alone against this type of mechanism? do they just like losing money? the only winning strategy for a human against this seems to be to make future predictions based on fundamentals that are both out of scope for algos (e.g. you'll be too slow if trading purely on immediate news releases) and where you're doing better than the average investor. are daytraders just insane to think that they can beat algos at pattern recognition in a massively multi-dimension space?

>>50221650
What did Google mean by this?

>>50221532
NORMIES GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50221630
2008 was different, the mentally degenerate speculation that lead to the 2008 crisis heemed consumers and the global economical system so fucking hard even the weimarist traitors at ECB setting interest rates to negative couldn't get inflation to go up. We aren't in 2008 anymore.

And the covid money printing was completely unheard of, the amount of USD in existance fucking tripled in less than two years. Literal collapsing third world -tier economics.

>>50221728
So should I be 100% in SPXL or not.

>>50221471
LOL
>>50221536
lol no, commercial testing + who announcement means this week is the last week to buy for a reasonable amount

>>50221565
EU is so stupid idk why it even listens to the US

>>50221728
Just print more money like California. Are you telling me the richest state doesn't know what they are doing? Democrats are all highly educated people.

The money will be printed soon.

Brazil bulls it feels good, buy the Brazilian winter, sell the summer.

>>50221728
its been over a decade of nearly nonstop QE, just because everyone got heemed in 2008 doesnt mean inflation simply couldnt go up forever due to that reason. you think it's a mere coincidence that inflation literally went DOWN multiple years in the QE period and only magically went up the same years that massive supply side issues materialized? merely a coincidence bro

>>50221634
Wow I don't know who that is but he definitely has the ideal male body...

>>50221827
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male body looks like.

ASMB ladies!

>>50221630
>CPI
Cooked stats, they don't include healthcare costs, housing costs or tuition costs all of which have gone up and have gone up higher than inflation for decades now

>>50221887
thats literally what i said you fucking retard

>>50221823
>>50221728
Everyone wants economics to work this way or that way. It's just humans. Just like how communism isn't different because they say they are the workers party. It's all people and incentives and evilness and goodness

Economics is just people imo. It's reflexive, exuberant, stupid, greedy, fearful and flawed. All those money things are just signals and words shouted in human ears.

>>50221823
>its been over a decade of nearly nonstop QE
Yeah and the damage was getting channeled into other things. In case you haven't noticed, everything was getting worse and more fucked during the decade of QE. And when the completely insane volume spike of printing in 2020-2021 was starting to get into consumer prices, all the problems like California's retardation and Putin going insane piled up into the supply side. Now we have both a massively inflated demand AND also supply problems at the same time. It's fucking fucked mate big time

>>50221915
No you didn't

>>50221979
i said asset inflation which is housing. healthcare and tuition yeah i didnt say but frankly housing and equities are more important than both of those. tuition is up because of retarded government loan policies
>>50221959
i agree, QE caused asset inflation and demand inflation but that didnt affect CPI or PCE which is what the fed cares about. im not debating if every type of inflation that is bad for consumers is captured in CPI--i know it's not. im saying those prints are what matter to the fed when it comes to hiking. and those only started taking off after supply side issues due to covid happened. thats my only point

Cramer bros...

>>50221959
Inflation is easy to solve, just hire more government workers to siphon off the extra money.

>>50221842
Delete this picture ROGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

>>50222054
We're fucked

Bear bros when are we going to catch a fucking break

Ho hum. Sold Intel for a small profit and rolled that green into more C and SWPPX. Rest of the year will be focusing on dumping into SWPPX. May roll more into KO if a nice dippy strikes.

>>50222096
History is on his side this time.... but we'll see

>>50222106
ill start sharting again above 390

>>50222096
When will this kike SHUT THE FUCK UP????

>>50222106
Soon bearbrother, soon

Mr. Bobo, is the market crash in the room with us right now? Yes, yes, I see... Okay Mr. Bobo, these nice men in the white coats are going to take you someplace special

>>50222125
He doesnt cause these things to happen, he simply warns you (by telling you the opposite will happen). Heed his advice, or perish

>>50220175
Please try not to kill yourself, Bobos.

>>50222038
>but frankly housing and equities are more important than both of those.
Okay from investing standpoint yes but I was thinking consumer wise, it's pretty fucking bad and I don't see it getting better

Is it common to consistently lose money actively investing for multiple years in a row? Even when I get a trade right I end up losing it all anyways.

>>50222106
I predicted this month would be bad and August with businesses putting up their earnings reports
We'll see though, I'm not convinced we're close to the bottom yet

We are healing.

>>50222164
i agree but i think tuition and healthcare are both things that could be reigned in/affected a lot more by policy. housing and equities are juggernauts compared to both of those. theres not any set of even really complicated laws that can stop those monsters, theres just no stopping them. not so for tuition/healthcare
its similar to oil actually, there is a clear set of policies in place that led us to the current oil catastrophe that were put in place within the past 2 decades. the policies that have created the equities and housing markets are centuries old. for housing its literally millennia

DIS BROS
NOT LIKE THIS

The market has decided Powell wont do shit.

>>50222230
That's what I've been saying for weeks there's got to be more dumping left but everything gas recovered so quickly :(

I made more money today than I do in a whole month of working. Thanks SOXL.

/smg/... i have news for you... you've been called back to top gun! that's right, it's not my personal preference but admiral iceman's view

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0SPkqZFDs

>>50222260
Imagine being in that position of power and getting dunked on by everyone.

>>50222453
Must've been some confusion I am not actually gay

>>50222250
holy fuckin based

>>50222465
He is just one boomer. He cannot fight the new paradigm. People want to buy trash. Nothing can stop the great garbage melt up.

>>50222453
I'm down; I've been practicing in MSFS. No gay volleyball though.

>>50222453
I used to be able to play this on guitar....
It's not very hard

>>50221878
i told you asmb will climb out that pit. first resistance 3.00

>>50222483
So buy Cielo Waste?

CMC/CWSFF is a damn shame.

>>50222516
That stock is on the verge of going under.

>>50222474
co-confusin...? gay volleyball is waiting for you!

>>50222490
yep slow one string themes are ezzy pezzy

OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET BACK UP I'M READY TO GO

I have 3k to blow. Suggestions? I already have Siga.

>>50222559
More SIGA

Quick reminder to go laugh at the retards in the GME thread

>>50222230
>>50222267
S&P will hit 4000 then down down down.

Im gunna ride until then i think.

>>50222453
Top Gun animu would be bullish for the market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PWsIld-QoU

>>50222576
SIGA/Moneypox will unironically kill this company

You have X more day to invest in ASMB.
You are warned.
We have reached the final phase.

based SQQQ chads, time to rise up tomorrow
Don't listen to these mumu fags

Thoughts on mro? Any other recommended buys?

sick after 3 days of non stop rallying bobo manages to dump the indices by a whole 0.1%!!

>>50222612
what if it keeps pumping? why take the risk and not wait for a confirmation?

My boss just asked me to train the new retard. Fuck I was having a decent week.

>>50222666
relax satan it'll be chill

>>50222612
kek baggie

>>50222666
Ch-ch-ch-ch-checked Satan!
I’m starting to get 2020 vibes around here.

Is this the exit pump?

>>50222682
Train xim to do what?

>>50222682
Tell that fucking retard to take notes. God damn I hate training people, especially women. Holy fuck they are useless.
~forklift anon

>>50222701
Duh. Anyone who forced kids to take that shit deserves a firing squad. If that day ever comes, please pick me. I’ll make it a full time career.

>>50222707
Me too man. It’s like punishment for being capable.

>>50222612
this has been a rally of wind and ghosts, complete scam pump
us bobros will be vindicated... i just know it...

>>50222565
Do you truly believe putting 3k more in Siga is a good investment or do you just want people to pump our pre existing stack?

>>50222742
Imagine not being the office grey man, not good or bad enough to get noticed, just perfectly mediocre, able to not even show up some days with no one the wiser, invisible.

>>50222792
I fucking try man. I really do. I need to learn to hide my power level better.

>>50222791
Ya with some risk management

>>50222581
Yukikaze.is. havent seen it tho

>>50222721
I’m talking about the market.

Do I sell my CCJ and GDX for a loss because it’s going down further after this pump?

I fomo'd into TQQQ/SOXL calls before closing bell. How'm I going to do tomorrow, boys?

>>50222792
greymen are always first on the chopping block for not being 'team players' and participating in social events
i cant tell you how many greyman ive had to axe at the direction of HR, they all leave dumbfounded while we keep the deadweight stacy's because they organize silly hat days and secret santas

>>50222857
bring your favorite silicon-based lube mumu
youre gonna need it

>Cha-ching! You got paid $0.36 today through stock lending. You'll see this payment on your account statement next month.

Thanks Robinhood.

>no no no, be a good goy and forget GME
>it's not related to anything at all!
>I can't believe those silly GME baggies think the state of the market and crypto has anything to do with them at all!
>Just forget about GME okay? Yes, that's a good goy. Who's a good goy? You are!

What the fuck is a money market fund?

>>50222907
TSLA and GME for me here
HEDGIES ARE FUKT

Only one more dip, lads. Are you ready?

>>50222907
you think those spikes on amazon and apple are real? lol

>>50222937
Mumei, just google it real quick, you have permission

HOW LONG UNTIL I CAN AFFORD A HOUSE AT 60K A YEAR

>>50222975
i did it didnt help

>>50222507
Tell me about CCJ/GDX/SOFI/ARKK/BX/AXP/OSTK
I want to build a long/short port

>>50222682
Fuck I just started a new job this week. This could be me...

>>50222907
Get back in your containment thread baggie

Are they going to sell the market off tomorrow or monday leading into CPI next week? Unemployment data tomorrow is a perfect time to bull trap people.

>>50223004
Just don't be retarded, simple as. In fact, if you do your sempai's job better than he does and make sure to show him how much better you can do things, it'll be a good benefit for your career at this new place.

>>50222937
shiggidy shiggidy gib me liquiditty

reinvest my daily boil gains into a cigar
y/n?

Yo lemme get a group of retards to take the other side of my trade, the OCKY way

Ov COOOOOUSZE

Fust yuh get yuh anti social male population andyuhputitondegrill

then you wanna get them to buy abuncha stuf that wont make em money and putitinda micrawav

then yuh put sum syrup

add some posts that subconsciously pushes them to form opinions and beliefs that put them on a losing side of a trade

Once their seasoned with the opinion present sum infumation that makes them dubble down becuse of ego

then you stack it all up and putitontopadapaper

and the result, OMG don forget the false sell signal at their bottom, neva neva

>>50222125
>>50222153
Cramer is based. His "advice" provides exit liquidity for big players. Just inverse him and you'll do okay.

>>50220559
I don't care. if I get wealthy enough I'm going to get a bunch of high iq, attractive women pregnant

>>50220559
One eyed transsexual freak bear cope

>>50222907
Post your GME average

>>50220687
the other thing too is this idea that the men not getting sex will rise up like in the past, is untrue. men are subdued by things like video games, tv shows, movies, and eventually the metaverse will add to that.

>>50220687
>native people
stop appropriating my culture.

cease or I will impregnate many white women with blue or green eyes and nice asses

>>50223178
The meta verse is a meme dude

Looks like monke cases are over 8200 world wide and its still rising. Even big names are talking about it more.

https://youtu.be/gLkhbb5kLw4

How do I profit off of this besides SIGA?

>>50223193
What a faggot cat

>>50223182
you will drink natty light until you die never leaving your reservation like most injuns

Everything I owned pumped today. At least 3% I'm down on a CCL put. I rolled it over to next Friday. My SOXS is mega negative.
I pooped fresh blood at work today. Nothing but pink blood.

>>50223178
>the other thing too is this idea that the men not getting sex will rise up like in the past
China is going to have a huge problem with this as they decided to discard all of their female babies for decades

>>50223217
As long as it's not dark-red or resembling coffee grounds, you're good to go poop-anon

>>50223206
Ok I will now get at least one Irish woman with green eyes pregnant for this comment.

>>50222487
Try Falcon BMS instead.

>>50223249
what happens when the kid just turns out white and your bloodline is bleached like all the other indians who had sex with whites?

Do NOT look at SOXL after hours

Thoughts on CHPT?

>>50222250

>>50223281
When the blood is thin enough they go to Harvard and become senators

>>50223333
Impressive. Very nice

Hopefully they sell the market off tomorrow for anticipation of next week's CPI. I bet they'll short it when Unemployment gets released 1 hour before market opens.

>>50223428
>unemployment up?
bullish, now the fed has to pivot
>unemployment down?
bullish, the economy is strong and we won't be having a recession

the reality is that theyre both bearish

>>50223222
Plz be male

>>50223428
we'll continue to melt up tomorrow, then begin the great dumpening next week

>>50221235
What does /pol/ have to do with hating jews?

>>50223452
It doesn't matter what the number is. Perfect time to Bull Trap investors leading into CPI. Everything is overbought anyway. I took profits already.

>>50223281
>what happens when the kid just turns out white and your bloodline is bleached like all the other indians who had sex with whites?

2 babies now and I'm marrying her.

>>50223333
This is the way.

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>>50221235
You're fucking pathetic, chud. We're laughing at you in Discord right now.

>>50223507
ANIME TITTIES ARE NOT ALLOWED STOP POSTING THOSE

>>50223475
yeah im opening some shorts tomorrow near open i think

>>50223311
Siga after hours is looking nice

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>>50223595
>>50223579
>>50223507
Based

>>50223614
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MMRI bros... we're back to moderate

>>50223632
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How exactly is siga going to go to 100$?

>>50223651
Do you think fags can stop having sex for 3 weeks?

Baking

>>50223648
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>>50222617
BPT and VNOM are cool. But I'm only going off their names and tickers.

>>50223651
Generally prices increase as investors are willing to pay more for a stock. They therefore increase their "bids" or the price they're inputting into their buy orders.

>>50223676
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>>50223699
WHAT DO YOU NIGGERS THINK "BAKING" MEANS REEEE

>>50223684
>>50223699
>>50223700
Based

>>50220563
do you know what video that image is from?

>>50223222
long Chinese prostitutes.
Nice digits btw

>>50222095

>>50223311
Checked. I looked. Is 1% bad after today's rally?

>>50224329
It is cataclysmic

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based