/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50217776
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
GERN: >>50205957

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies post-MOASS and there's nothing you swivel eyed loons can do to stop me

Still pumping oooo

Shorts closed.

Let's go Gamestop, LETS GO

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50217788
checked
>>50217776
>17776
gmerica?

>>50217797
Das rite
There's no point in stopping you, anon

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50217776
Close.
>>50217788
Checkies.

I love my bank

kek baggies

WAGMI frens. Literally 2 more weeks.

what's behind 135 ken?

>>50217862
136

hi what is gme?

>>50217883
gay men everywhere

AWWW YEAH SHADOW CLONE JUTSU

>>50217883
Gay Men Eloping

CAM ON GAMESTONK!
SCORE SOME FOKIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs

Boys were about to be free im so happy

>>50217883
Retribution and Salvation.

135 LADS

FUCK YOU, PAY ME
>FUCK YOU, PAY ME
FUCK YOU, PAY ME
>FUCK YOU, PAY ME
FUCK YOU, PAY ME
>FUCK YOU, PAY ME

>average poster in this thread

>>50217883
It's short for "gimme", which is a conflation of "give me" and used to represent a desire to be given stuff.
In our case, it means we want our fucking money

Boys what's going to be your most outrageous, unnecessarily extravagant purchase post-MOASS? Personally I'm thinking you can't go wrong with the classic form of the Jaguar E type 60 edition

AWWWW YEAH I AM CLOOOOOONING
HEYA HOA HEYA HOA HEYA HOA HEYA

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50217862
Holy shit stop with this "what's behind x ken". It's so fucking cringe, Jesus fucking Christ, you're not cute or funny so come up with a better rallying call or something.

>/GME/ was right all along
from now until the end of 4chan, these words will be in every /smg/ thread, rubbing it in their smug impoverished faces

>>50217776
AMC with the fakest fucking uptrend I’ve ever seen

>>50217942

>50217924
>average shill in this thread

>>50217825
>>50217842
WGAMI.

>>50217825
>gmerica?
Yes?

>>50217912
Have you been gone for a while?

>>50217951
they would have roped mid-squeeze. You'll be talking to dead baggies

>>50217883
>100% utilization for 100 days
>cost to borrow over 30%
>15M self reported shorted shares
>out of a total of 76M shares
>new revenue producing NFT marketplace incoming
>ethereum wallet with L2 low gas capabilities
>split/dividend on the menu
>possible M&A/ carve outs hinted at
>RC Ventures able to buy more shares
>15M shares direct registered
>no debt
>1B cash on hand
>2 new huge distribution centers
>more mentioned in the works
>500 person customer service center in Florida

Oh yeah it's GME

Wagmi

>>50217776
We are coming and we are coming IN WAAAVES

>>50217948
ape no fight ape

>>50217951
Tummy and ass kissers were right over edumacated over complicated plays

>>50217907
Within the next year for sure

margin call soon

>>50217972
This cleared up the gay thoughts. Thank you

>>50217942

>>50217963
Busy gaming, but I've never left. GME is the best game of all time and worth every penny.

A very reliable source has notified me that Kenneth Griffin has shit his pants today.

>>50217999
Trips of truth - enjoy the ride brother

>>50217974

gamestop will usher in the complete destruction of israel fr fr no cap

>>50217797
>pointy puss

so when the split happens, what will actually happen to the stock price?

>>50217942
An entire metro system

Whats going to happen to my options bros, do i try to execute them? I'll have 36 contracts post split

Okay faggots, I have 40 shares in CS:GO, 1 in IBKR and 1 in Revolut. Whales with XXX and XXXX shares will frontrun us small faggots, right? How is it possible to get life changing money when I invested so little and I have no money to invest anymore?

>>50217942
I’m buying an jx220 and a rimac.

>>50217942
just gonna buy my dad a mustang and i'll get some shitty looking used car

>>50218002
Based. Good to see people from the earlier months still hanging around.

>>50218037
The stock price will react accordingly to the consequences of a stock split through dividend.

I just bought 5 more. Verification never required.

>>50217951
>Kek only $68,000. Nice squeeze baggies
>All the OG's sold already. There's no-one in these threads with a cost average under $90,000.

>>50217942
Either putting a luminescent trim on my jet's wings or all the women I am going to have to plow through in order to forget the one that wont get out of my head.

This general is still here? Is this some sort of juden backed psyop?

>>50218053
just hold faggot. if you could only afford to buy a few shares then the gains will still be life changing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

>>50217837
sus

>>50218115
If you don't have at least 100 shared by now you're fucked

how does the split help us win bros, I thought it was just accounting trickery

Any halts yet today??

>>50218140
I don't willingly participate in Jewish scams.

>>50218157
So youve never bought a stock in your life?

>>50218138
Do you believe me to be an impostor?

3:00 PM

>>50218157
so what are you doing on the business and finance board?

>>50218138
Hm.

>>50218095
>implying anyone in these threads even has a complete single share, let alone multiple

>50218115
>50218157
Sorry rabbi, but it seems like you've forgotten
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>>50218069
Technically 20 more

I like the stock.

>>50218053
I need to hold for at least $100k a share or I can't afford a house after taxes.

t. hodler from California

Maybe I should just leave these threads for the next 2 weeks. It's going to be mostly weak split fud.

>>50218178
>>50218182
Don't feed the shill. They know it's close now and it terrifies them

>>50218210
stay for the ooooos anon. fud doesnt matter anymore. play along. have fun with them.

>just realized my trip is still on from like a year ago. incredible

>>50218179
no, i was never real. therefor you cannot impasta that which didn't exist. it is you, and it was all along.

>>50218185
(:

>>50217942
If I am able to get a comfy house and retire to a quiet life never having to work again then everything else is just a huge bonus.

Who gave Dunkie the day off?

>>50218227
Will the price reach OOO-worthy levels within the next 2 weeks?

>>50218242
He’s getting his new material ready, he wasn’t expecting to get dunked on

>>50218252
yes anon

>>50218199
Is there an ex-dividend date for a splivvy?

œœœœœœœœœœœœ

>>50218242
Maybe "Dunkie..." anon finally got a hold of him kek

>>50218261
July 18. Practically, you need to buy on July 14, at the latest, to ensure you get the divvy

>>50218236
i feel you anon. Maybe also force my parents to retire.

>>50218242
>>50218255 Checked
Dunkie? >>50198376

WAGMI

>>50218186
>Wasted two years waiting for a 500x
>If you got in on FrogPooand flipped straight into DelhiRichMan before jumping in on TransTrain you could have 550x'd already.
Fucking GME baggies..

CAN SOMEONE JUST TELL ME HOW THE SPLIT SAVES US PLEASE

>50218186
We've reached levels of wishful thinking that shouldn't even be possible

I GOT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE CALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN A YOUNG KENNETH'S PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>50218287
2 more paychecks for I, not bad.

>>50218295
I suddenly have the urge to sponsor athletes

>>50218252
Post divvy oooo will fuck the shorts so hard.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50218301
we're manifesting it

>>50218287
>>50218261
>Ensure you get the divy
There should be no reason to worry about buy and "missing" the divy, as with any split, divvy or no, trades for that stock close a few days to make sure such a thing like that can't happen.

>>50218053
This would never happen to me because my ejaculations are so efficient and I’m not chad enough to fuck a girl’s face for an hour until I come. I really feel like that’s some bad karma if you do that sort of thing

>>50218287
Do the shares need to be registered? If not, then does it matter which broker you use?

>>50217942
I want a whole garage, my fellow baggie:
P1, 918, SLS GT, LFA, Ruf SCR

and some sort of comfy daily which i havent thought much of

>>50218322
stay checked, comfy blanket poster

>fomo into bag bagth and bagyond
>price instantly starts dropping
cohen tricked us..

>>50218327
Never mind. I have done that. Trick is to already hate the girl. Still bad karma

ATTENTION ALL GMERS... WMI (we made it)
WAGMI
THANK YOU YOU CERN
RK 22/2022

>>50218311
Check’d. What if Kenny just doesn’t answer the phone, then who was phone?

>>50217975
kill yourself faggot

Why can't we crack $135 right now?
Is it over? Are we out of "pump"?

>>50218301
Yeah I know it's reddit but it gives a fairly good overview
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vtfeeo/the_twopronged_genius_of_rcs_dividend_split/

>>50218207
Nigger, that housing market ain't going to stay up forever. I'm honestly holding off from buying a house till we see some sort of correction.

>>50218371
next support is 136.5

>>50218326
Settlement date.
>>50218336
>Do the shares need to be registered? If not, then does it matter which broker you use?
The big multimillion dollar question. We'll find out baggiebros.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50218301
Shorts will now have to cover 4 times the amount unless they close out their short positions before the dividend date. Meaning either MOASS soon or they dig themselves into an even worse position. Either way, if the Tesla split is anything to go by then we should see the price should back up at least to current price sometime after the split. In other words it should be an easy 4x even before MOASS begins.

>135
135
>135
135
>135
135

>housing market will be gonzo
>car market will go UP UP UP in a desperate attempt to GET RID OF THEIR SHIT BOXES
lmfao
>it will burst like a bubble too
>shit will hit the fan
>except for us
based also electric cars are fucking shit lmfao i have driven them they are the big gay

Hedgie hedgie
Get on the ledgie
Hedgie hedgie

>>50218378
thank you anon :)

ₒₒₒ

We break 200 tomorrow and 250 day after that. Price will only go up now

just bought 4 more shares on HL, feels good being free from Etoro.

power hour or sour hour?

>>50217797
Be sure to send me the ones that are just sliiiiiightly too soft-tummied for you, anon. I like a tiny bit of muffin top.
>>50217852
It's always been the best bank around, pal
>>50217896
Compress your chakra. 3 clones is a start, but WE CAN DO BETTER.
>>50217883
Golden Massive Erection, like the one I've been sporting since the splividividividendum got announced.

>>50218436
neither this is money printer go brrrrrrr while selling our oil reserves, and we incidentally get to ride the tiger a bit, but it's enough for it to start line riding to infinity, and here we are. we are line rider riding the tiger.

>>50218436
False dichotomy

>>50218436
After Hour

I wonder if hyperblu's theory on them washing buy orders across international exchanges before it finally comes back to the USA where it creates a "window" where they can't wash the orders has that window today and gamestop specifically chose to announce the splivvy the day before the window.

>>50218436
Neither - it's Bauer Hour

+14.88%
based?!

Pump theory is gay and not real.

>>50218484

>>50218435
Bought 5 here

>>50218462
Our future AI overlords might well cater to your demographic

>>50218341
Comf comf.

>>50218520
this is clearly implying that all women with tight tummies will be impregnated

>>50218481
Well according to that one Reddit tard who called the date, He got it off of a machine algo built to pick dates most likely to get picked based on prior corporate announce dates, so it could just be normal corporate relations stuff.

>>50218418
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50218429
...

OOOOOOO

>>50218481
According to a comment from him yesterday, that's exactly how he did it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why would you OOO at 135?! You scared it away!

AAAAAAA

Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off hedgie heads
>BRING IT ON

>>50218520
Noooooope. Besides, I said "a tiny muffin top," not a goddamn beer belly.
Though that's interesting that dall-e can not only not create thoroughly convincing faces, but also seemingly can't recreate organic "pudge."
Every last one of those is immediately obvious as synthetic to me, even from the thumbnail.
C'mon AI succubi, you're going to have to work a lot harder than that if you want to seduce a real man.

>>50218487
Then explain this

>>50218665

>>50217788
checked ang wagmi

ok we're back i'll be good this time

Nintendo NFTs are coming snd eventually games will be sold as NFTs on the marketplace. This is obvious to anyone with any vision

>>50218692
We're just doing mini fractals every 20 minutes or so. At this rate we'll end up over 140.

>>50218735
What about NFDs?

A relic of an older time

>convinced my sisters to invest like pulling teeth
>they don't know about the divvy
>not going to tell them unless they look into it themselves
>I know they won't so I effectively get even more free shares

DEVILISH

>>50218665

>>50218741
The fractals inching up each run through has got me so horny

>>50218741
>We will MOASS but slowly like this.
>10 years + to the peak

Going to jerk off to go test my theory that the price drops every time I do. We close at 127

I know you guys see that ascending wedge/compression

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50218777

fuck it im gonna CUm

>>50218756
This image just deep fried my brain. Not that there would be anything left but still

>>50218770
ANON NOOOOO
PLEEEASE DONT

>>50218777
luggy sebens! :DD:DDD:DD

>>50218806
it's the epitaph of GME we are the strongest general on the board FACTS

>>50218777
happening
>happening
happening

Also...the shills are gone completely, have you noticed? It is so soothing in here... something is brewing

>>50218777
Lucky 7's!

Only up 15%...guess its over...

>>50218889
They’re never gone.

I think this is a fake sneeze to get people excited before nothing happens from the split.
I have seen a lot of people saying if GME does not moon before the split they are selling right after.

>>50218889
Shills.... shills in the deep

>>50218411
I don’t have time to buy as an europoor and transfer to CS, so I’ll just leave this as it is.

>>50218911
They are getting the split catchphrase update to shill harder next week

gmebros how many (sugar free) monster energy drinks can i safely consume in one day

>>50218916
This isn't even worth being called a fake sneeze. I swear some of you faggots can't have been here for more than a month the way a +15% day is getting you all giddy like a school girl on her way to get fingered at prom. Give me an OOOOOOOO when we actually start to moon and not before

>>50218946
Two (2)

Seriously though, what happens if you buy after the 18th but before the 22nd? Seems like that could be rife with wash sales to drive the price down before the split dividend.

>>50218916
hahahahahaahhah

shut the fuck up idiot

>>50218946
I don't know buddy - why don't you buy fifty or so and put it to the test? Be sure to keep us updated.

>>50218946
as many as you want lmfao i had six of those lil niggas, and i miss them like you wouldn't believe the sugar free green is the best one though it taste like cactus cooler, but actually, and better.

>>50218903
This is great.

>>50218946
I dunno but i have the perfect pic for you. Also drink diet shasta to remember our schizo king terry

>>50218916
Why would they fake sneeze when the divy would not do anything? Are you mentally challenged or do you get paid for acting mentally challenged?

>>50218389
I'm still hodling for those numbers. Taxes here are agony.

>>50218770
What have you done

>>50219021
He still pays his taxes

>>50218916
>I have seen a lot of people saying if GME does not moon before the split they are selling right after.
Shills aren't people and they don't own shares to sell

>>50218923
>We cannot hide the shorts. They are coming.

>>50218963
already over my limit then, this GME shit got me too hype

>>50218978
hmm ill grab some of them green shits next time, never tried it over

>>50218988
yea thats unironically me rn, pic saved, thx anon

>>50218916
>10% is a fake sneeze
Wtf are you even talking about, is this your first day on the job, Rajesh?
Please go back to instagram or whatever else fucking place you frequent

>>50218056
based dad appreciator.

it can't even get back over 140 where it was 2 weeks ago
it's over

>fake squeeze
that would be like setting a section of your house on fire to kill a spider

>>50218903
Topkek

>>50219097
Just sold, thanks

>>50217925
kek

>>50218056
Thinking of getting my dad a Reliant Robin. We used to watch Mr Bean together a lot.

is registering a meme or what? can one share do it or do i need more?

>>50219059
Ok then u shoul have another one so your meme archive may grow and bear fruit

>>50219049
A Kenny — a demon of the hedgie world

Dave Lauer reddit God hasn't tweeted again.

>>50218991
Hedgies and their slaves are indeed mentally challenged.
They're not targeting us, they know they can't shake us so their target is your grandpa and his boomer mindset of selling before they lose thus they hope their selloff will drag your grampa along to sell for more momentum

Like I said, they are mentally challenged

>>50219161
I - uhhhhh - I never DRS'd any of my shares... Sheesh I know, it's awful of me. I know that I should but I'm just not going to. I guess that's just life sometimes?

>>50219220
he and his hedgie handlers are tirelessly working on another plebbit DD to "prove" once again why this isnt the MOASS

https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/vt57r3/adam_you_really_need_to_push_that_earnings_call/

We're going to fall with the SPY tomorrow aren't we?

>>50219161
>possible Wu-Tang prize

>>50219059
>she is so me

t.trannoid

>>50219256
slowly, the amcnigger starts to realize...

This shit is going to only get funnier during and after MOASS

>>50219267
perhaps

>>50219256

huh the hedgies seem might afraid of 135.

few more dollars and we're at the critical margin line again

>>50219242
uhhhh based?

So how many new
>Forget GameStop (Ticker: GME +%16), the price is dumping you must do the needful and sell
>Goldberg Shekelstein, The Moldy Poo
Things do you expect?

>>50219299
saus.

>>50219256
>ADAM
>WHEN WILL YOU POUNCE ON GME ADAM
>THEY'RE ABOUT TO MOASS ADAM
>I WISH I HADN'T SOLD ALL MY GME BUT I FUCK WITH AMC ADAM
>NOW PLEASE BUY GME SO WE CAN MOASS TOO ADAM

>>50219256
>they're seriously considering selling
>comments 19 hours ago
That explains the AMC poomp

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50219299
>the jew fears the financial samurai

>>50219256
WE HOLD TO VALHALLA

>>50219274
nice try, im actually a 6'5" 280lbs brute of a man who mogs everyone within a mile radius

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

Good news friends! 1/4 of the shorts have now closed! It's expected by the end of today that 1/3 of shorts will have covered and closed their positions!

Looks like your squeeze is happening! You might be able to even squeeze it over $200 U.S. dollars per share before your dividend! Are you celebrating yet?

>>50219424
kek

Still Holding.

>>50219163
I had to edit it a bit

>AMC is up more on GME news than GME is

>>50219424
its okay fren, will never sell regardless

>>50218802
>>50218814
>>50218873
>>50218894

>haha I posted the same thing as last thread
this is why generals are pseudo-reddit cancer

>>50219424
Never selling. Die mad.

>>50219331
The funny thing is he could save AMSneed and then some by buying some jiemi with the $100M he set aside for "investing in other businesses."
But who am I kidding he will probably buy shares of Cinemark or some other hedgie holding, kek.

>>50219478
just gas them

>>50219467
BBBY is up more than both! Looks like that is the real play right now!

https://twitter.com/GameStopNFT/status/1545127771692826625

>>50219492
POUNCE
O
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C
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>>50219256
>sold all his GME and bought AMC
Oh no no no

>>50219461
Nice

>>50219267
Anything below 400 is falling. It's just days with less falling but still falling.
Hedgies are too stupid to realize that people at least want their money back and they won't get that if they keep shorting it, they're just creating more diamond hands as more people buy in and people average down but still all know 400 is where it was before they fucked everyone over so we know it's worth that and more seeing as they refuse to let it rip.
If they just played by the rules from the start, they wouldn't be here right now but they just couldn't shake that foaming rabies stare of people being happy

WAGMI

>>50219242
you will WAGMI chad anon

>>50219512
>>50219539
>red bandana on cat
cheeky fuckers

KENNETH GRIFFIN DID YOU COVER YOUR SHORTS IN THE JANUARY SNEEZE?

>>50219512
>>50219539
There's an ape on the side of the machine. Bros...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vtr9h9/741/
Looks like the manic episodes are happening already jej

>>50219574
>it's riding a rocket
uhhhh baggie bros

>>50219569
LMFAO

>>50219580
>u/abcdAMC

>>50219580
>Posted by u/abcdAMC 5 minutes ago
>AMC holder now just realizing his error
>brain shuts down
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>50219580
No no, he's simply ascending sooner than most

>>50219424
I don't think you understand. I'm never selling.

>>50219539
Wow holy shit. Red bandana cat and an ape riding a rocket with a gameover screen.

GameStop shares are about to get much cheaper
https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/07/business/gamestop-stock-split/index.html

>GameStop shares will soon lose three quarters of their value. But don't worry: It's good news for stockholders. The company announced Wednesday that its board approved a 4-for-1 stock split, effective July 22. Shares of the meme stock darling soared more than 8% in early trading following the news.
>GameStop shares have fallen back to Earth following a Reddit-fueled spike last year. The stock is down about 16% this year, mirroring the broader market sell off. For current GameStop (GME) shareholders, the overall value of their investment will stay the same, but they will own four times as many shares when all is said and done.

I don't understand, why is everything up today? Not just GME, Koss, and BBBY, but AMC, BTC, ETH, so many things are up between 5 and 20%. The fuck?

>>50219673
GameShop. It's all about GameShop.
Hedgies need more collateral.

>>50219670

I HOPE YOU RETARDS DRS'ED

>>50219670
>"GameStop shares will soon lose three quarters of their value..."
slimy fucks, that's all most people will see when scrolling

>>50219537
>if they just played by the rules from the start

The funny thing is, they couldn't have. They said in the congressional hearings GME would have ran to the thousands and tens of thousands back in Jan 21 so they shut the buy button off. Their only way out of this was getting us to sell over the course of the last year and a half and since then they have only made this problem worse. What does Kenny care how much he owes if he's getting liquidated anyway? He tried to make this hole so big it swallowed everything, not just him and his buddies

>>50219714
wealth inequality makes wealth even more comfy

I want to suck off Ryan Cohen on 22nd July, price doesn’t need to hit anything, just as a thank you.
>National Suck Off Cohen Day

>>50217776
If gme closes +14.88% I will suck every jew itt

>>50219331
I read this in David Sarif's voice.

>>50219738
fag

>>50219714
>The funny thing is, they couldn't have. They said in the congressional hearings GME would have ran to the thousands and tens of thousands back in Jan 21 so they shut the buy button off.
they just rig things if their tricks don't work, it's such a rigged bullshit game.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/vtmk8p/gme_is_headed_to_uranus_buckle_up_everybody_this/

>>50219705
I didn't but WealthSimple assured me they will definitely not rug-pull me

>>50219752
Only if balls touch.

>closed one cent below 135

>>50219763
neat, hyperblu has said basically the same thing over the last couple months

Why are we talking about AMC again? I thought we moved on

>>50219773
Your safe

>>50219755
I personally thank them for it. I had 20 shares back then because I didn't truly believe at the time, now I have 10x the stack and it's going much higher than tens of thousands this time

>>50219755
Luckily its almost game over, fren.

>>50219788
Poor Ken just trying to live ONE MORE DAY.
It won't matter in the end though.

>>50219788
135.12 on my machine

>>50219818
Who?

>>50219788
135.12

>>50219788
its over

>>50219818
They out performed you today Desu. AMC did. So did BBBY. Both stocks outperformed your stock.

>>50219844
my nigga

Baggie benchode fleeced me i bought the BBBY top

>>50219870
desu desu desu

>>50219834
>>50219855
Its back on

Good game boys, see you all tomorrow. In the meantime I'm going to go and think about all the tight tummies I'm going to kiss post-MOASS, and none of you jelly fingered numbskulls can stop me

>>50218956
This. Fantastic day but I want to see margin calls.

So with Vanguard my shares are marked "reinvest" for dividends. Is this what I want for splivvy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/vtel7m/nana_attenborough/

>>50219894
>buy every thot4hire with nice tummie
>feed them kebabs & popcorn
>chain them up in the brap manor estate

I'm win

>>50219998
>so close

So if I buy a share after the 18th. but before the 21st, do I really not get the extra 3?
Having trouble wrapping my head around this, because if that's the case then couldn't the seller sell the share on the 19th, then still get the extra shares, essentially gaining a risk-free 75%???

>>50220012
Never forget this is who the billionaires are losing to

>>50220012
It has to settle before the 18th to get the split.

>>50220012
You must both have owned the share before the ex-dividend date AND have that same share on date of issuance.
>>50220036
Yes.

>>50220036
I can see why they're about to start killing themselves.

Sorry baggies but it's over

WTFWT

(((they))) are absolutely terrified at this moment

WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50220050
If they were outsmarted by these people (us) then maybe they weren't smart at all, to begin with.

>>50220012
you still get them, the price will adjust when you can no longer get them

>>50220063
>>50220064
Completely natural market phenomenon

>>50219670
>Cnn
Even a homeless dommsday lunatic, high on acid has more credibility then fucking mainstream media on anything these days

someone got margin called I'm calling it right now, this is them hunting for stop losses to get a better price

RC just dumped on us baggie bros

5$ swings. WEW

>16k volume
LOL

top kek looks like an ED

>>50220077
Checked and how could that possibly be the case, that's so unbelievable anon.

>>50220049
Ohhhhhh
Thank you anon, kek.

WTF WAS THAT?

So when do we see the moass with the dividend coming?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????

>>50220111
checked and just the kind of action that I like to see

WOOH WTF

Uhhhhhhh bros I think Kenny's getting mad

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Hello?? Are they fucking serious?

>>50220097
LOOOOL
>WTFWT
WTFWT
>WTFWT
WTFWT
>WTFWT
WTFWT
>WTFWT
WTFWT

>>50220097
>stop losses
kek

NOT WEIRD AT ALL

Kek dunking 8% in AH what's the point?

>>50220097
Can’t wait for RRP to implode tomorrow

Fidelity just sold all my shares at close!
THEY ARE RUG PULLING US!

>>50220123
>>50220123
>>50220123
Threaded.

>>50218682
WGAMI.

we missed the squeeze baggie bros
totally normal market movements btw

Bros a couple normie friends are texting me about the OMG 4 - 1 split. Add some extra retail purchasing to the circus next week.

Um wtfwt?

All the gains today wiped out because I jerked off. Hope I’m happy

So calm...

Think this might be a desperation move? Wonder what is their margin limit is at?

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/gamestop-lays-off-employees-cfo-leaves-axios-reporter-tweet-2022-07-07/

>>50220674
they're still just citing that one axios reporter on twitter