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only if she feeds them to me

I dont actually care, as long as its nutritious. But im gonna eat meat too

>>50209019
have you had your 5th booster yet?

>>50209027
got sacked for no vax kek.
I know it grosses people out, but it doesnt bother me, as long as its nutritious

>>50209035
you'll be fine, just trust the science and "celebrities"

>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the delicious pus flavour mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I hate the conditioning so much, bros.

>it's got so much protein, bro
>just eat bugs, bro

>>50208983
For the last 30 years TV Shows like Ultimate Survival were basically used to make consumption of bugs look like it's no big deal.

Haven't really watched one full episode of Fear Factor, but I know they made people eat earthworms.

>>50208983
gonna be honest if angelina jolie was my stepmommy i would eat bugs on her lap all day long

>>50208983
>elites decide they want people to eat bugs
>people only want to eat meat
>elites begin multi-generational propaganda campaign of 'nudging' the population into accepting it
this is how the "free" market and democracy actually work. 20 years from now, people will think you're a dangerous schizo for wanting to eat steak

>>50208983
disgusting masonic shit

Riddle me this
Why didn't ancient humans just have massive bug farms? Surely your output would be much greater, and it would be easier to maintain than most livestock

>>50209123
Think about it anon, it means no worries for the rest of your days.
It's OUR problem free... philosophy.

>>50208983
Holy fuck, I really hate these people. All of the globohomo/WEF drivel, I find it repulsing.

>>50209221
LMAO fucking saved

>>50208983
lol, no. But these faggots can while I eat steak

>>50208983
i give up
i will eat the bugs
just let me have a decent job where i don't work more than 40 hours a week and a real home
please

>>50209054
Its just insects retard. How is that any worse than hormone injected cow "meat"?

>>50209338
>he thinks he will be afforded comfort and happiness in other areas of life when they're aiming to take away the most accessible form of happiness to all human beings
You're going to live in your government-issued, single, four-walled room, and you're going to like it.

>>50208983

The viral latency and parasite count for bugs is huge compared to traditional food sources.

>>50209082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkbRWTTU_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkbRWTTU_A

>>50209561
>four-walled room
Lmao get a load of this hot shot. You're going to live in a 7' x 3' x 3' pod and you're going to like it.

>>50209082
They are conditioning the public without telling them directly what it's for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dVfhgt_T4

>>50208983
Full shell style bugs like those will be reserved for the ultra wealthy. The rest of us will be competing for the ground up paste product

>>50208983
No. Never.

>>50208983
She has $400k of face surgery and about $200 worth of cosmetics on. She could afford to not eat bugs.

>>50208983 I will never eat bugs.

>>50209363
2020
>heh those stupid chinese eating weird meat causing pandemics
2022
>heh what's wrong with eating weird meat

Humanity was a mistake

>>50210704
Chinese are ahead of the curve. Cant conquer the galaxy with livestock and plant diet. Can't fit that shit on a rocketship yet.

>>50209054
ohmawgaad i cant eat bugs i need le burgers and friesss REEEEEEE i cant survive in wild without my mcdonalds, but you are following celebrities

>>50208983
Why are incels such picky eaters? Is it the autism?

>>50208983
imagine being married to this witch for even 10 minutes

>>50210752
>>50210832
>>50210888
eat the bugs

>>50208983
There's no way in hell I's eat it like that. I'd at least chop it or some shit. Eating it like that would make my body convulse.

>>50209062
kek

>>50209633
>You're going to live in a 7' x 3' x 3' pod and you're going to like it.
I could already see the bootlickers in the future that will say "you're an ingrate brat for not being happy with this pod". I hate the cum munchers that suck oligarch cock non-stop

>>50208983
>eating tarantulas and scorpions with angelina jolie
classy and sophisticated
>eating grasshoppers and mealworms with krusty schwab
repugnant and disgusting

>>50209635
Conspiracy theorists love the "they want you do do this thing because it proves they can make you do anything" but that shit doesn't make sense. Specifically it doesn't make sense to have so many redundant such proofs. It's all they have though because if they can't fall back on "it's about control" they have to actually come up with a direct reason why a billionaire would rationally want people in another city to wear a cloth mask over their mouth, or eat different food.

>>50209062
Guess what shrimp and lobster are.

>>50210704
>implying a respiratory virus that infects humans could ever possibly come from an insect
Bugs are gross and can carry a lot of diseases because they crawl around on the ground and are cold-blooded, but comparing it to COVID is just stupid

>>50211110
seafood will never be bugs no matter how hard you/they try

>>50209338
yes, ze pod, and I forgot to add: you will own nothing

>>50209019
I'd eat bugs if I was stranded somewhere and it was life or death. For the record, I've never looked at a spider and been like damn that looks tasty let me cook it up. I say we feed all the loonies toons lead.

>>50211096
breaking religious and social taboos somehow releases powers that they can channel in some satanic way

>>50211117
Cope, you already are eating the bugs

>>50211161
bugs can't breathe underwater

>>50211156
You know what I can accept that. It's sacrilegious and anti-christianity to believe that satanic powers exist like that, but if someone actually believes it then I guess the other stuff makes sense.

N

>>50211110
I don't eat lobster or shrimp either.
we used to give prisoners lobster back in colonial america.

>>50208983
>when people were being starved they were able to survive on things like this and they did
>this means that we should do this regularly

>>50209363
>They won't engineer massive genetically modified, hormone injected slugs for more cost effective bug meat

I ate the bugs years ago.

For an ape to be squeamish about eating arthropods is like a seal being squeamish about eating fish. Of course I insist on my diet being my choice and not the plan of some authoritarian psychopath. But arthropods are healthier food than half of what Americans eat now.

But Angelina Jolie was ruined for me when I realized that her mouth looks like Sonny Liston.

>>50214577
Post nose

>>50209338
best i can do is 60 hours, weekly blood harvesting, and 1 deluxe pod

kek of course it's wh*toids who comply and eat the bugs

>>50214609
Post your prolapsed anus, Nancy.

>>50211110
guess what pigs are

>>50214673
Whites never needed to be a majority to conquer most of the world.

I used to eat bugs for the keks since I was a kid but stopped when kikes started shilling it. Fuck you kikes Ill never eat a bug again

Reminder that the bug eating and living in pods thing are part of the insane climate hysteria. The idea is that eating bugs and living like slaves in small cells in human hives reduce the carbon footprint.

>>50211114
Lots of insects are literally shit-eaters.

>>50214673
You said something nigger?

>>50208983
>you now realize programs like Bear grylls against nature and survival shows were just trying to normalize bug eating
weewww la

>>50211110
guess what jews are

>>50213918
Take off the tinfoil hat and come back to reality

>>50211110

shrimp nor lobster have venomous parts along with the fact that a lobster looks less threatening in general.

I get squeamish when I eat octopus whole because eating their entire head just seems so wrong.

insects are food for browns, not whites

>>50208983
can't they at least turn the bugs into some kinda granola bar or something? Who wants to eat a fucking spider like that with it's legs hanging all over the place.

>>50209019
>But im gonna eat meat too
no you won't, not if they have their way

>>50208983
The same people who say "nooooo I will not eat the bugs" are the same people who think being a caveman or living in ancient Rome would be based

>>50211110
shrimp have nice white clean meaty chunks. Bugs are filled with pus juice that's dark and gross.

>>50216071
>being a caveman or living in ancient Rome would be based
cavemen and ancient romans weren't eating bugs

>>50213682
>>>50208983 (OP)
shes foreshadowing famine

Never trust a skinny cook.

>>50208983
ANGELINA IS EATING THE BUGS???

>>50208983

I refuse to eat Asian people.

Asian pussy is acceptable under certain conditions.

>>50214843
>part of the insane climate hysteria
well yes, that's why you have nothing to fear
eating le bugs will never be mandatory, just trendy

>>50208983
No.

>>50215922
Octopodes are too intelligent for me to consider them a food source.

>>50208983
no i only eat bugs of the sea

>>50216747
dont worry about it if they knew how delicious they were they'd be stupid to not eat themselves

>>50209597
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkbRWTTU_A

Thanks for the videos, haven't seen those yet, almost done with the first one.

>everything is scripted
Just like Zelensky got elected as president, after playing the president in TV show. Haven't seen the show, but I'd be willing to bet that he was portrayed like the second coming of Christ.

Like advertising, they're not selling you the product, they're just familiarizing you with the product. If you have to choose between two brands, one you've never heard of and other you've seen advertised before, you're more likely to choose the one you're more familiar with.

>>50211096
>but that shit doesn't make sense
Reality can stay insane longer than you can stay sane

Take the homosex mafia. Very small part of population, yet you see all sorts of companies (adidas, nike, coca cola, MCD, gaming studios) simping for them. Have you ever asked yourself why? Is the homosex market that important that it's worth it for companies to spend (waste) millions of dollars each year for this cause?

>>50209019nigger>>50208983nigger
double nigger
will you eat human meat too if the authority kike niggers tell you to or you are allowed to without prison nigger then die from kuru triple nigger pedophile tranny queer fuckboy metrosexual numale normalpleb
>encaged
>in hell
>imprisoned
>cucked
>mindfucked
>mindraped
>minddeaded
well then fuck women, they are worse than kikes and niggers combined, except the kike nigger females

>>50215729
Humans like you and me, /Pol/tard

>>50208983
I'll just have some rice and beans, I'm good on whatever the latest processed slop is.

I'd eat scorpions, just not things like crickets.

Jews get the rope

>>50209019
Enjoy your tummy friends aka parasites

>>50211190
Land insects are closely related to crustaceans and their body makeup is very similar.

>>50215922
Plenty of nonvenomous insects exist, and a venomous crustacean does exist. Pic related.
The reason why most ocean bugs don't have venom is because most of them aren't predatory and their thick shells and snib snab seem to be good enough defenses.

>>50208983
I have been living in a swampland all my life and I have eaten raw jiggers, aphids from elephant leafs, small turtles, maggots, mealworms, earthworms, crickets, mole crickets, cicadas, dozens of spiders, tadpoles, scorpions, water bugs (taste like shrimp), millipedes, centipedes, grasshoppers, iguanas, snakes, river skidders, snails of all sorts, beetles, roaches and pretty much anything you can think of. I usually ite the heads off arachnids and bugs and eat the bodies once I pull out their guts. Sometimes it doesn't matter though for worms since you can bake them through. Parasites are only a problem if you don't cook your food or go after the obvious diseased bugs. I eat a loooot if animals too but bugs are everywhere and sometimes I don't like hunting

No. Unlike crustaceans i can't peel away the disgusting exoskeleton to reach the cheap meat inside, you just have to eat the whole damn thing.