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>work accident

you'd be lucky to get any money at all.

>>50205544
Would you take this for $50 mil?

>>50205544
He needs a bullet to his brain his IQ is the equivalent to his age. He is chronically psychotic obese, a psychopath and chronic abuser and parasite of good folk in his free time

i got a better one.
>OP is a faggot
or
>OP is a faggot
you can only pick one. choose wisely

>>50205526
um, no
>>50205563
i would maybe take this for the ability to put my own life on pause and live this (from being an adult/after the accident) for a little while

>>50205579
mario if he real

>>50205563
we can rebuild him
we have the technology

>>50205526
I'm pretty much impotent already and all I want to do is dick around on the internet. Maybe.

>>50205563
fuck no

Your health is your wealth bro

>>50205526
current life
what the fuck are you going to do with no arms?

no because even if I'm poor as fuck I will always have a big penis and be able to find women willing to sleep with me just by sending dick pics.

>>50206259
Have $50 mil

>>50205526
>work accident
OH WAGIE

>>50205574
I fucking hate you bots saying the most random shit. For what purpose?
>>50205526
Considering my life revolves around training my body, I can't pick one ever

>>50205526
Start loading that $50 million onto my shuttle. Now.

what's the point of having 50 mil if you can't enjoy life with it?

>>50208668
Forgot pic.

>>50205526
Yes

>>50205526
No. I'd be fine with losing legs and maybe fingers or my left arm for that much money, but that's about it. If your body is worth that amount of money to you, then I pity you.

Speaking of work accidents. Anyone know the rules about if a job requires steel toe boots but you already have a $600 pair of boots and they can go fuck themselves?
Like if your foot gets injured but you weren't wearing steel toe boots.

>>50205526
why are you people so desperate? even 1 of your arms is not worth $50 million. you will have some fun, buy a house, a car, snort coke, and then remember you gave up an arm you could have for the rest of your life. just buy a brain and be rich

>>50205563
I'd be the poster boy for legalizing euthanasia.

>>50205526
obvious stay. i can probably swing a leg bit not the arms

>>50208734
>>50208721
>>50208708
How about $10 million for me to cut off your cock only

>>50208668
>>50208680
Undeniably based

>lower half of colon, entire urinary system, dick and balls
no

>arm and two legs
possibly, if prosthetics weren’t garbage in some crazy future. so definitely no for now

it’s just not worth living as a nugget. you wouldn’t really be able to enjoy the money.

>>50208721
To be fair one or even both legs for 50 - 100 million sounds reasonable unless you are a extremely athletic/active person but one or both arms??? Fuck off

>>50208755
i dont use it

>>50205579
This

>>50208755
No, I like my cock. $10 mil for a leg sounds fine though and I think leg prosthetics are about the most advanced prosthetics there are.

did his gf leave him yet

>>50205526
how to wipe your ass after pooping?

>>50208845
Wondering the same thing

i wouldn't sell a single part of my body for all the money in the world

>>50208861
You will use a colonscopy bag sir.