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50208231 No.50208231 [Reply] [Original]

Is it you Anon???
I know it costs £6 a pack but just stop stealing it!!!!

>> No.50208253

>>50208231
Nothing better than a sunday afternoon with a spoon and a tub full of butter. God made butter to be eaten

>> No.50208264

>>50208231
At least you have butter. In Norway they have a butter black market where people smuggle it in from Sweden.

>> No.50208282

>>50208231
thats ROLLBACK price - save 75p!
better stock up
>>50208253
its not even butter, but some shit mixture of actual butter and cheap sunflower oil. Actual butter near disappeared now, just mountains of this shit.

>> No.50208284

We need to reintroduce rationing, maybe that'd drive down the prices.

>> No.50208301

>>50208284
Introduce lines of credit which can be passed onto later generations.

>> No.50208303

>>50208264
I just buy butter in the store

>> No.50208313

>>50208284
and National Service
>and its off to Ukraines frontline you go, Brave Zoomer Faggots.

>> No.50208317

>>50208303
Don't lie Astrid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_butter_crisis

>> No.50208337

>>50208317
You believe that it is Christmas 2011? Do you have dementia or something?

>> No.50208350

>>50208264
Why? Butter is even more expensive in Sweden than Norway. Literally the only thing that is more expensive in Sweden.

>> No.50208352
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50208352

>>50208303
>he doesnt have herd of cows, few fields and a dairymaid
ngmi

>> No.50208353

>>50208231
>Is it you Anon???
>I know it costs £6 a pack but just stop stealing it!!!!

that isnt butter, it's 'spreadable' crap. i wouldnt bother stealing it.

>> No.50208388
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50208388

>>50208231
OI!!! HANDS OFF THE CHEESE
No butterfingered discounts here!!!

>> No.50208394

>>50208231
Britfags actually pay 6 pounds for fake butter? I can get real butter for 2 euro or less here.

>> No.50208406

>>50208388
>>50208231
proper bleedin bonkers!

>> No.50208427

>>50208394
we gave all our fields to Syrian refugees.

>> No.50208457

>>50208394
Everything is expensive here although butter only costs £4 where I live. £6 must be London prices.

>> No.50208472
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50208472

I live in the UK and I've resorted to petty theft, so far so good. All they do is give you a warning when caught so this is my inflation hedge.

>> No.50208479

>>50208231
Its cause the british pound is down in the dumps anon, everything has to rise up in price.

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50208490

>>50208231
You can run, but you cant 5 finger discount the meat!!!
GPS tracked its over pal, police are on it mate.

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50208503

>>50208490
Kek, load the meat tracker lads we've got a live one!

>> No.50208539

>>50208472
The big supermarkets around here still seem too guarded.

The most I can steal is going in at like 9-10pm(before night shift arrives) and just eating sandwiches and disposing em elsewhere, or bringing smaller items in my bag

>> No.50208598

>>50208539
Best to target the corner shops, you could try the self scan in a super market but still riskier I think, if you have a lot of corner shops or co-op size shops you have a wide choice to choose from and don't have to return to the others. Make each trip worthwhile, no point taking just a pack of crisps.

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50208700

>>50208598
No mate.
Forget to scan, get a ban.

>> No.50208702

>>50208472
That's a HUGE cat!

>> No.50208729

>>50208388
Where the fuck are you living for basic cheese to be tagged.

>> No.50208775
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50208775

>>50208231
Don't get the missus preggers
Baby's milk worth more than silk. TAG IT!!!!

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50208799

>>50208702
4u

>> No.50208814

>>50208799
cute

>> No.50208822

>>50208231
Not my problem

>> No.50208862

>>50208231
so happy I left this literal shithole

>> No.50208897

>>50208598
I dont like corner shops, they are owned by indians and these guys will make a scene and chase you down for a candybar.

>> No.50209150

>>50208862
How did you get out anon? I can't stay here.

>> No.50209173

>>50208231
>le spreadable butter mixture
no thank you

>> No.50209185

>>50209150
if ur passport isnt from the middle east/africa or an ex soviet country you can pretty much move anywhere you want assuming ur not pore

>> No.50209194

>>50208231
Hello it's me, Boris, your new manager.
I aim to get things done.
Two for ones all round.
That's twice the price for one item.
Everything fully tagged making BritBong UK the most secure supermarket in the world.
We only employ the most incompetent workers here at BritBong to ensure our customers are fully dissatisfied.
The customer is always wrong is our motto.
Lets get Britain shopping.

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50209205

>>50209194
Proving my incompetence i forgot post this

>> No.50209208

>>50208490
>>50208388
>>50208231
santa-klause is right, yoo vill eet bugz, ownz notzing an bee habbee.

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50209219

>>50209205
Doubling the tags on toothpaste

>> No.50209235

>>50209185
On what some sort of business startup visa?
I am poor as well. Not hopelessly poor but low six figs so not enough to retire. I was looking at going for an E2 visa but I have no business ideas.
Did you just go to SEA or something?

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50209325

>>50208231
>>50209205
Tag a criminal too difficult
Tag a choccy bar splendid

>> No.50209345

>>50209235
not going to tell you where as I dont want every retard possible coming to this paradise but ill say this, marriage is the way forward
and not talking about doing that in the uk i mean go to your country of choice and do it there if you change ur mind at any point just remember uk laws dont even recognize the marriage anyway

>> No.50209374

>>50208264
I found a farm source of grassfed butter, raw cheese, and raw milk here in the states. I literally pick it up in an alley behind a warehouse

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50209409

>>50208231
Don't get frisky for whisky

>> No.50209446

>>50209409
We lock liquor as well

Fourteen quid ain't that bad for some southern comfort though

>> No.50209479

gotta say though it's pretty hilarious that you're slapping security tags on butter and cheese. how much money can that possibly save in inventory losses?

>> No.50209489

>>50209479
its literally a 2cm black tag that goes on the packaging
I remember when some cashier in germany forgot to take it off something I bought, stupid cunt looked at me like I stole half the store

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50209501

>>50208231
>tfw just bought two 4 packs of butter sticks for $8 the other day
No wonder that guy from Birmingham is always so pissed.
>>50208799
Cute kot

>> No.50209515

>>50209345
I basically wrote off the idea of a marriage visa as a way to get scammed. I just wish we were still in the Schengen because I'd happily live in southern europe somewhere but even the Portuguese visa is out of reach for me now.

>> No.50209516

>>50208253
that's not butter.
lurpack too butter and added vegetable oil then sold it for *more than* butter because they told the plebs it was "spreadable".

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50209551

>>50208231
I got my eye on you
Hands off the pot noodles and rice pudding!!!

>> No.50209586

>>50209551
at least this is more honest.
before we were told the UK is "free", but then that "it's 40x wages for a house".
now they are saying "yeah it's a big open prison, work or we'll kill you on the street".

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50209670

>>50209489
Deustchlanders cant escape it too!!!!

>> No.50209857

is bongland more cucked than australia?

>> No.50209877
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50209877

>>50208231
Stop loitering with that green frog and pale skinned man, Anon!!!

>> No.50210088

>>50209857
they are both british in that they both print via housing, which is causing them to collapse.
same banking systems, same land laws, same population flaws.

>> No.50210216

>>50208231
>stop stealing it
I started stealing more and more. I can no be stopped op. I need the butter.

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50210242

>>50210216
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrup

>> No.50210272

>>50209670
when shopping at rewe i literally only pay for 10% of the goods i walk out the store with. In other aspects I'm a functioing part of sOcIeTy but inflation is not going to prevent me from becoming a millionaire, sorry rewe.

>> No.50210290

>>50208231
Theres rocks and worms in Canned beans from the Mexico company
Thuh

>> No.50210323
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50210323

>>50208388
Cheese and meat are some of the most stolen items in any western nation. Primarily stolen by drug addicts, who generally choose these items for two reasons.

Cheese is very nutritious and high in calories. It also lasts a long time. It can also be sold quickly to backstreet food outlets who make food or even resell.

Meat is easy to sell and fairly high value. Can be sold off quickly to the same establishments noted or to individuals.

You would be surprised at the type of people who buy these things.

It's a ratio of value to concealability.

Bearing in mind they are usually placed inside the thief's underwear...tasty.

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50210333

>>50208231
Smile like its 1984

>> No.50210381

>>50210333
wow five quid for fake butter
I hope the UK goes under and that every landlord gets the rope.

>> No.50210430

>>50208490
>shopping at co op
There's your problem faggot, never heard of lidl? or Aldi? You only go to co op to get some bits cause they're open late. Big shop is for sainsburys and others

>> No.50210452

>>50210323
I'm ready to mount and fuck

>> No.50210492

>>50210323
The primary reason for stealing food is to eat it, don't overthink it. And yes I do steal expensive cheese...by putting it into my bag and not paying.

>> No.50210496

>>50208388
>squishes one side of cheese
>free cheese

>> No.50210559

What real butter can you buy besides the lurpak shit?

>> No.50210572

>>50210559
the regular lurpak is okay, just don't touch this 'spreadable' shit. other than that look for local farmer stuff

>> No.50210617

>>50210430
>sainsburys
last time I went in there everything was overpriced as fuck

>> No.50210624

>>50209515
I mean im not gonna say the chance of gettin scammed is 0 but I would say its less than you think

>> No.50210630

>>50208231
lurpack is the fancy butter anyway. we dont eat that here (on /biz/)

>> No.50210714

thanks Brexit

>> No.50210738

brits are becoming just as brand loyal as americans and it's embarrassing. Just buy the own-brand stuff, its exactly the fucking same.

>> No.50210906

Brexit means Brexit

>> No.50210915
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50210915

>>50208231
if we all do our part it will make inflation worse. think about it.

>store never has carts at the front because everyone leaves them in the lot
>has to hire more people to bring carts in
>nobody wants that shit job at the gay wages
>store has to increase wages for cartcucks
>cartcucks now have more money to spend on inflation
>cost of business also up due to increased expense so store has to increase prices of groceries
>public gets even more mad at biden

you are retarded if you dont see the value of what this movement could be

>> No.50210959

>>50209374
Based, I have "cow shares" so I can get raw milk legally here in Colorado. I pick it up from somebody's backyard fridge.

Death to the government.

>> No.50210963

holy shit anon just figured out what makes inflation occur
and while making it about america too

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>>50210738
>its exactly the fucking same
the fuck it is - if you wanted a cheaper Lurpak 'spreadable' imitation - and this is how far we've now fallen - the Lidl shit, Danpak, is still vaguely edible.
picrel however is about half the price of the Lurpak shit. DON'T. Tastes like Burger Chlorine and used socks. Fucking grim.

>> No.50211397

>>50209551
>seen something suspicious
yeh lad I sawr the fookin prices

>> No.50211477

This isn't a bad option actually, i like the idea of doing it two-thirds a year, especially through this unfavourable crypto season to really cut costs. And balance the last third in the good Syscon season....

>> No.50212670

>>50209670
Nobody should eat that filth anyway.
t.norwegian

>> No.50212797

>>50208231
Who the fuck is @chariieennett and why does his opinion matter?

>> No.50212821

>>50211340
because its made with olive oil genius. there's more brands of butter out there than lurpack and bertolli.

>> No.50213709

>>50210333
You have some big packages over there, I buy 200g here in Denmark but we can often get it on sale for £1.25. Lurpak is the best, only 20% oils, rest milk fat. The 50/50 shit is gross.

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50214120

>>50208303
I just try butter in the store. Open it with my illicit butterknife.

>> No.50214416

oh my fucking god the buttermilk is so nice. i love the lurpack packages of buttermilk they have. i think it costs £3 here for one of the slabs of butter. i put that stuff on garlic bread or mix it in with beans. i think ill buy some

>> No.50214446

>>50212821
what do you think Lurpak is cut with - RAPESEED OIL. That shits even cheaper than Olive Ol. Clue is the name - RAPE. SEED.
>there's more brands of butter out there
yes, and thats exactly why I mentioned an acceptable one - want to me to run through the rest now? This this knowledge was hard-earned, my fren - and NONE OF THIS SPREADSHIT is, again, actually butter, not after the dealers been done raping it and diluting the product. Days of 100 pro street product gone. Unless you know a cow.

>> No.50214570

>>50214446
Can't you get lurpak pure butter as well in bongland? we have that here, it's wrapped in paper, same price. I use it for other stuff but for bread it's much more convient the spreadable version.

>> No.50214619

>>50214570
>lurpak pure
ah, them were the days.
need to know people to get your hands on that kind of gear now. Maybe open up a smuggling route over the North Sea, fishing boats going cheap now.

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50214668

>>50214619
grim

>> No.50214669

you can get the buttermilk lurpac from paki shops

>> No.50214690

>>50208388
>>50208231
Where the fuck is this shit happening in the UK?
I live in a shithole Northern city and we have nothing like this yet.

>> No.50214777

>>50214619
The stuff you get even has more oils than ours lol, I guess the danegeld is still on.

https://www.lurpak.com/en/our-products/lurpak-spreadable-slightly-salted/

https://www.arla.dk/produkter/lurpak/smorbar-saltet-78pct-200g-102359/

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50214803

>>50210323
Most of the people who steal are lactose intolerant, faggit.

>> No.50214885

>>50214777
>Fake Butter
>Danemark - 22% shit content
>Bong - 25% shit. And rising.
Its like, you didn't believe me.
and don't even get me started on bong 'Carlsberg'. Authentic Dansk Bier, as brewed on an industrial estate on the outskirts of Coventry.

>> No.50214911

>>50208231
I just buy real butter. My thieving I keep for honey. Now that shit is expensive. Real honey. Yum yum yum.

>> No.50214932

>>50208352
>You will never be a peasant in rural Germany in the medieval times getting your wiener schnitzel tugged with 20lbs of grip by a mature and experience butter churner

Its not fucking fair bros

>> No.50214941

>>50214885
https://www.lurpak.com/en/our-products/lurpak-slightly-salted-butter/
I think you can get the pure kind as well. Yeah carlsberg is mass produced but a decent beer, tuborg is better though. Those are probably the same product everywhere.

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50214982

>>50208350
Sweden Nr 1

>> No.50215020

>>50214941
>Those are probably the same product everywhere.
oh, my sweet chile of summer
they are, most assuredly, not even anywhere fucking near the same product. I don't even know why its legal to sell this slop under the same name, never mind kid on its still brewed in its homeland.

>> No.50215062

>>50215020
Lol, the Danish industrial jew is ruthless.

>> No.50215071

>>50208350
picturing in my head two blonde femboy twinks yelling at ea other about the price of butter and how it makes one or the other the better country

>> No.50215102

>>50208301
what is the national debt????

>> No.50215116

>>50209194
I see you did the old switcheroo with the chocolate hobnobs. Very underhanded.

>> No.50215375

>>50208700
What the hell are bacon ribs?

>> No.50216009

says on their site its a fiver https://groceries.asda.com/search/lurpak/products?cmpid=ahc-_-ghs-_-asdacom-_-hp-_-search-lurpak&sort=price+desc

>> No.50216175

>>50208231
Vladimir Putin hardest hit.

>> No.50216300

>>50210915
I ain't about to fail the litmus test because of you. Nice try.

>> No.50216512

>>50208231
>poorfags crying about £6 butter

Buddy, that's nothing. I spend £20 on Rodolphe Le Meunier butter.

>> No.50216541

>>50216512
you posh wanker

>> No.50216702

I just don't buy butter. You don't need it. Just get a non-stick pan.

>> No.50217659

>>50216702
Butter is life

>> No.50218475

>>50209551
>Remote access CCTV
Translated: We pay some guys in india to watch the CCTV