/biz/ - Business & Finance

What about “get allowance from a trust fund and do whatever i want general”?

>>50208127
>"You mean to say this software can monitor everything they are doing without them knowing?"

>"That's right, you can see here a detailed breakdown of activity and as you can see here anon is carrying a very light load indeed."

>"Right, so we can start shortlisting our next round of redunancies off of this"

>>50208176
>>50208127
White people welfare is when you get a boat load of money to do nothing.

>>50208127
reported for antisemitism

>>50208230
Seethe moar nigga.

>>50208127
How do I achieve work from home status? It’s my main goal. I actually just muscled my way in the door/friend helped me get a job doing IT/excel/photoshop/talking to developers about website features and bugs/posting products on a website for a pretty large mom and pop operation and by large I mean top 5 of its category in the US. I basically do a little bit of everything and have a lot of responsibility. I literally dropped out of high school and have been a NEET for 12 years playing wow before I got this job. How do I use this to branch off into work from home?

>>50208228
I've been working from Europe for 5 months now, boss has no idea. All they need to do is check my IP address I don't use a vpn lol

>>50208228
This is illegal I believe

>>50208228
if this were true i would have been fired 2 years ago

>>50208127
>download autoclicker .exe
>set time interval to 5 minutes
>click start
do what I like all day. Sometimes I download teams on my phone if i'm leaving the house for hours at a time too

>>50208228
I used to watch liveleak and play wow classic in the office (still just browse everywhere else). no sane company youd ever want to work for would do this. I would also need to be in your contract

>>50208228
>be me
>know 100% my lappy has spyware
>think of this image
>proceed to behave exactly as if there were no spyware
>get great performance reviews and raises

>>50208127
That's pretty cool anon, but that's nothing.

>be me, wfh chad
>acquire status and knowledge in the team hence do not have to do anything except occasionally reply to inferior colleagues on slack
>mfw-eod.jpg

>>50208127
I’m doing too much work again bros. I’m in a highly specialized network engineer/PM role and I’m a SME so I get lots of folks reaching out to me. Im too nice and somehow I give a shit. I am learning python while working though because I want to get into dev space and software engineering is cool. I’m focusing on data structures currently but if any CS bros have advice please let me know.

>>50208228
>Download logs from teams installed on my computer
>Ctrl+F "idle"
>Laugh to myself
>Don't care
Ahh another glorious day of wfh.

>>50208127
Autism brand sunglass becomes r9k brand
Idfk
Ree
I have laser eyes like x men

>>50209793
Just think of the Pepe in the OP post and say to yourself "ahh another glorious day WFH doing absolutely nothing" then do absolutely nothing.
I have lots of people asking me for stuff so I can always delay saying someone else's work is taking my time. Always make sure you have some you time anon.

>>50208127
my boss pushed a 50+ year old female director to give hard answers rather than bullshit us like she's been doing for the past 3 months. she nearly had a mental breakdown on a teams call (in front of an executive director and a vice president + my boss and me), said she admitted herself to the ER for panic attacks because of my boss, and accused my boss of singling her out. then she got HR involved.

wfh goes very hard. love from kazakhstan. i hate women so much it's unreal.

>>50209991
kek another case of imposter syndrome resolved

>>50208127
>My internet is out
>Power outage due to storms
>My dog is sick, brb (8 hrs later)
>>50208228
>Sorry, I did all my work on my home computer because it's faster. Are you going to buy me a new work laptop and peripherals? No? Ok, then fuck off.

>>50209991
I used to get that sinking feeling of "oh shit, they know". Figured if I lose the job I had a good run, that was well over a year ago now.

>>50210059
Imposter syndrome is a byproduct of being a cuck aka ever fapping

>woke up
>shit
>got out of bed
>coffee and shitposting time

>>50210096
this is in finance at a fortune 10 company, too. kek.

>>50208385
if you were working for a real company (not in your dreams) using a VPN would be mandatory

now kys yourself and go back begging money to your parents

>>50208127
Just moved a ticket from TODO to IN DEVELOPMENT
time to shit

My boss praised me for my work ethic in my last review. Im starting to think my coworkers do even less than i do

>>50209905
>doesn't know what is active directory

>>50210099
Kek
I'm guessing she was useless anyway. I at least finesse my WFH doing nothing by doing good work when it's needed.
>>50210189
>doesn't care either

>>50208127
at this point i have been wfh for over 2 years making $150k/yr.
i have literally siphoned upwards of $300k doing 3-4 hours of work a week.
covid was the best thing to happen in my life

>3 day week
>hybrid work
>asked to come in all three days this week
>uhhhh yeah COVID hmmm or something
>approved to stay home

Covid never ends

>>50210165
It feels like it's in my dreams because I dreamed of living here for years. And I make a US salary in USD while the Euro is falling.
Stay jealous lmao

>>50208228
I've been slacking like crazy and they still haven't fired me after almost 2 years

>>50208127
this isnt work but here is my experience so far in doing "college from home"
>be me
>get a place to live, so i apply for some colleges (easy courses)
>i do this every time i get a place because college/education is free. some random course i dont know - have 4 others and didnt even keep the certs
>COVID happens at the start
>"online" course, so from home
>"professor" emails often about sick family or some shit
>emails often about other things
>havent done a single thing on the course
>keep getting emails like "have you done any work yet"
>dont even reply to any emails
>keep getting emails like "i rented a room and nobody/1 person showed up to the class"
>apparently it is no longer from home
>still dont even reply. still doing it from home
>still not doing any work
>ill enroll again next year

also it turns out the college is miles on miles away from my house

>>50210929
When you slack off at work you're cheating the system.
When you slack off in your studies you're cheating yourself.
You will regret not learning more when that was your job, not taking a passion for something that will give your life direction.

>wake up a 7ish
>piss
>take the dogs out
>make coffee
>check email
done for the day

>>50210975
when i go to school its to get a certificate
when i want to learn i/will open a book

>>50210975
good post

>>50210992
>when I go to school its to get a certificate
>i didn't even keep the certs

What an aimless directionless life you lead, don't even have the courage to respond to a teacher who is trying to educate you even if you deem yourself superior to their method.

>>50211066
but i did do it
my life is fine!

>>50209991
So wait the incompetent diversity hire couldn’t be bothered to learn the business deep enough so she couldn’t forecast results? And then blames someone else and makes up excuses? Ah love to see it.

>>50208228
somebody in my company actually tried to install enterprise grade spyware a few months back. I'm on our info/sec team and they never even told us. so when our endpoint protection blocked it we just let it happen. nobody has said anything to us so far so I"m not sure what the deal is. seems like they wanted it to be secret even from their own security team

>>50208127

>Team "Leads" make 55 to 60k a year.

>They dont have to take phone calls, or do any real work. If a problem arises, they basically read a list of who to funnel the problem and ticket number to.

>They're supposed to be creating and editing KBA articles, fielding questions to other teams and their team leads on process, analyzing our ticketing system statistics, and keep track of outages

>My personal lead goes into a meeting every morning for an hour or two. Basically a fuck around "status" call, where he says maybe 4 words on average: "here" and "nothing to report"

>He spends the rest of the day doing nothing aside from fucking around on youtube.

>If we have a problem we're supposed to call them. They almost never answer, and when they do they have no answers aside from "Did you check the KBA?". We end up figuring out our problems ourselves, or just letting shit fall through the floor.

>Ive cut how much I do in half, and no one cares. I've seen other people get away with doing NO work for months on end.

I actually feel kinda bad about not working hard, but then it's obvious no one else does, including my "superiors", so fuck it. It's a good thing internal IT is basically mindless cog work. Easy to justify shafting this company.

Finished the morning meeting and punched in my 8 hours. Think I'll go for a jog then catch up on Stranger Things

i’m so jealous of you WFH people.
i make 40 grand doing carpet installation driving up to an hour + every single day and destroying my back and knees.
i have to pay bills so i can’t just quit. i’m in hell. please teach me your ways masters

Currently a software dev. I work around 4 hours day, whats the type of company or job title that would allow me to work even less?

>>50211862
Kek. Step 1, pay someone else to install that shit while you figure out how to sell it.
Step 2. Open carpet sales joint, sell wholesale. You need space
Step 3. Order handling at home. Pay someone else to deal with logistics
Step 4. Pay your taxes

>>50210301
Based

>>50211862
Basically any office job can be done from home. If you qualify for any, start looking for places that offer WFH.

>>50208228
Just don't use company tech, "accidently" break the laptop they give you and use your own, fuck em

>>50210341
eur was 1.04 usd 5 years ago

>>50212184
Head of Engineering, Vice President of Technology, Director of Product Management

>>50208228
Bro they're propriety accounting software looks like its from 2004. I think I'll be fine

>>50211862
You DID learn to code, didn't you?

How the fuck do you get the motivation to work when working from home? I got the job I wanted and thought I would enjoy enough to motivate me to do it, but I keep losing my ability to be productive for weeks at a time. My boss has already chewed me out about it a few times now, so I know I'm going to get fired if I keep doing this, but I can't get myself to stop.

>get promoted in like February
>40% pay raise immediately kicks in
>transfer out of previous duties in anticipation of new position
>slowly get trained but coworkers have spotty schedules so it is taking forever
>currently waiting on certification which keeps getting delayed for unknown reasons
>don't have to do my old duties and can't do my new ones yet
>most says I do literally nothing
I knew wfh was easy mode but this just feels like cheating. I'll actually be glad to start doing something again, luckily I've been hearing I'll finally get certified in the next week or two

Any self taught devs in this thread?
I used to spam these threads a little over a year ago, begging for a way out of mechanical engineering. I escaped and got a wfh doing nothing IT sales job, but I'd like to move on and make more money.
I'm far from competent but I've been fucking around with python for a few weeks. What does a self taught route look like, for a high paying job?
I have some tech friends and live in a FAGMAN city, which should help.

>>50212496
It's a tough hole to climb out of, bro. I would set some alarms and make an agreement with yourself that you'll have dedicated times where you buckle down and get something done. Set an alarm for an hour or two, physically remove all distractions, and don't get up until the alarm goes off.

Also, if you don't exercise, I would highly recommend it for increasing motivation. Gives you more energy during the day and makes it easier to fall asleep at night so you wake up well rested the next day.

>>50212597
fuck off nigger we're full

>>50212496
Suggestions:
-pomodoro technique
-work from a library/coffee shop
-rearrange your work setup at home entirely, get rid of clutter and bullshit distractions

When the pandemic started there was a brief 3 month period where I was wfh and doing absolutely nothing. But since then I've been busy non-stop thanks to staff turnover and "retirements". I cope and say its job security but I'm so tired bros.

>>50212720
I lift a little, but I really need to get cardio in.

>>50212772
>seeing new dev roles on LinkedIn daily, at legit companies
>we're full
Don't worry Ranjesh, I don't want to do webdev

>>50212875
e-immigrant normie trash

>>50212496
Reduce your dopamine from phone/internet

>>50208228
>"anon we need you to install this security software on your computer"
>install software on my laptop
>work from my home desktop
okay

What are my fellow /biz/raelis doing on the side to make more money while wfh besides staking or trading cryptop? Looking to start a dropship store, but not sure if it's worth the time.

>>50212863
Running is my main exercise and it's had a hugely positive impact on my mood and motivation. The added benefits of fresh air and sunlight work wonders.

>>50212597
https://roadmap.sh/

>>50212319
Kek

>>50211271
>I actually feel kinda bad about not working hard, but then it's obvious no one else does, including my "superiors", so fuck it.

Don't be like others bruh. Make the Universe your boss, think it assigned you the job. That'll give you some motivation to get some work done.

>>50212496

I've been in a major productivity abbyss this year while WFH.

If in your case it's mostly a matter of focus/concentration then be glad that it's something that can be addressed one way or another with schedules, pomodoros and so on.

But, if like me, you feel that it's something related to overall depression and sadness due to all kinds of things... I've still don't have a good answer for that but I'd say to try to time slot those worries to sometime after your working hours are done.

>>50212496
It helps if you use the downtime as a reward for spending some time being productive. As a software dev the expectations are based on how long it would take a pajeet to get something done. So many times I will get an estimate that something will take 2 weeks to complete and I can get it done in one day's worth of work. That means I can either spend one day being productive and fuck off for the remaining two weeks or spread it out over a few days. I just feel much better slacking knowing that I can pull the work that was supposed to be done out of my ass at a moment's notice if some higher-up starts pushing for it.

>>50210279
>make $150k+ /yr at "skilled" labor job
>work 10 hours a week from home
>spend the rest of the time trading
>not only am I not doing any work, I'm expanding my own wealth from the labor I stole from plebs
So this is the white man's life.
Gotta say guys.
It's nice.
Thank you COVID

even if they becomerich, they still attribute it to being white or having a white life, which theyll never be or have. wow.

>>50212987
What kind of company allows you to do this?

>>50214808
Tons of companies have a BYOD policy these days. It's pretty retarded from a security perspective but I guess the execs feel like it saves money.

tell me ur chair and do you wear pants?

sexy leto nom nom

>>50215008
my mom works in the cash applications department of a regional hospital. they let her work from home on her own computer, with access to sensitive financial data. it's absolutely insane.

>tfw you wfh most days but actually have to do stuff

>>50208127
>make $65k being financial institution auditor working from home
>ceo position opens up for smaller CU for $95k 9-4
the $30k extra is nice but it’s not worth it

>>50209793
Giving a shit was your first mistake

>>50212496
I was always the kid who did my homework as soon as I came home, so I don't have this problem.
Discipline is something you build that extends to all other facets of life.

>>50212496
i do all my work in the first 3-4 hours then i'm done with everything. No person in my team does as much as i do because they are all slow as fuck and have shitty pattern recognition. I work as little from home as a i do at my job when i go to the office i talk to cuties from other departments. My boss loves me because i have no overtime and my numbers are really good.

Haven't been in this thread in about an hour was hoping it didn't prune. Had to file the paperwork and close out another deal, forgive me bros for actually working.

These threads have slowed down since peak scamdemic, wonder if the plebs actually accepted a "hybrid" environment topkek

>>50212496
You might have adhd son

>>50210341
He's right about the mandatory VPN if you work in banking it's mandatory even in office, Mr fkupp

>>50218736
>wonder if the plebs actually accepted a "hybrid" environment topkek
Please frens, a moment of silence for our fallen brothers.

>>50218864
I know. I've already got meds, but they probably need to be adjusted.

>>50208230
we "do nothing" and yet they can't find replacements for us, funny how that works

>all those coping blue collarcels and wagiecels

It's like they cannot comprehend that some people get paid for their brains, not for their time. It's already any open secret that people who work office jobs do jack shit all day except for a couple of hours at work. The only difference is that we can now spend that time at home or on personal matters instead of keeping chairs warm in a shitty office

cope more, we aren't getting replaced, we aren't going away, and we are never fucking going back

>software tester
>sometimes just pass things by good devs without even looking at them
Getting paid to do nothing is good but how can I ever go back to working hard. I've thought i was going to get fired for 2 years now

>>50208228
you think my boss and his boss aren't doing exactly the same thing? loose lips sink ships

>>50208127
ive done literally this for 2 years, ever since i entered the workforce, but the company was never happy with my productivity. they gave me an ultimatum to improve so im gonna job hop for atleast a +50%, already have some DMs on linkedin.
For this next job i might go to the office for a while because ive never worked in an office and it might help me focus on actually working instead of working 5 minutes and shitposting 20. Just to acquire the rhythm of working and network with my colleagues.

I got accepted into nursing school, its 3.5 year course for free and it gets me into medical field. Im 27 male now so i will be 31-32 when graduating.

Should i go for it? There are many 20 year old cuties there and i get nice career, but working 12h shifts sucks and i dont like people that much

Currently been working in warehouses/forklift operator.

My other choice is junior software developer for 2 years but i wont be getting college degree.

>>50210175
based

>>50220571
>YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY WHEN THEY OUTSOURCE YOUR JOB TO INDIA

>>50208228
Cope

me working from home

>>50221460
he's right you know, you're going to be sorry

>>50208127
>get up at 8:30
ur doing wfh wrong, gotta at least be 10:30

>>50209793
my advice is to stay where you're at. there's a billion people lerning2code with no experience and the competition will wipe you out.

>>50222129
and only 50000 of those would be good at their jobs
coding is an art and can't be perfected by anyone with a brain

how 2 get wfh job?

>>50208228
>implying this is just a WFH thing.

>>50208127
>tfw applied to 30 jobs in just one day
>tfw making shit up about my management background
>tfw just doing all of this for keks at this point to see how far I can go

>>50222646
this was in one of my recent offer letters, and is a staple of every remote work company today
t. security engineer

>>50222747
I know, I’m just making up some bullshit about what I really did. Fluffing myself up basically. WFH jobs are on the smaller end of the pool anyways, worst comes to worst can always just get a $200 beater computer.
>they may monitor that device but they can’t do shit for phones

>>50222646

>fudge my resume and extend my credentials
>Suddenly I'm way too overqualifed for these shitty jobs
>Apply to a tier above
>"uh, we like to promote from within and you don't have the experience we're looking for etc. etc."

I wish all HR NPCs would fucking die.

Super jelly of WFH chads, my boss said we're coming in the office and piss off with that remote shit

>>50222820
I’m literally a click away from saying that I am actually Hispanic and that my family immigrated from Argentina and anglicized the last name. My fuck supply has been exhausted two years ago and I genuinely do not give a shit anymore. Integrity and honesty are memes only built to trap the suckers who fall for them.

>>50210975
True, I got a psych degree like a retard and now I’m grinding coding/data science in my free time and all I can think about how different life would’ve been if I’d done this from the start

>>50223411
tell me about it, i couldve learned a bunch of shit during the summers between highschool and been set at 18. what a fucking scam college was

>>50208228
Boomer hopium

>>50208230
Difference is someone in that white person's family theoretically worked and earned that money and was taxes on the income and those taxes went into the pool of funds for nigger welfare...key word being theoretically

I thought wfh was something like 5% of people did but i checked the stats and it's like 30% of the workforce

this seems insane an unsustainable. there is only so many scam apps the market can support

>>50208228
a measure like "workload actvity" may not mean anything

we /wfh/ers know what we're doing, don't worry about us

>>50223520

You're right, all these scam apps should be in an office, that'll make a difference

>>50223639
no they shouldnt even exist tbf we need a fat dose of unemployment

>>50223687
Another coping wagiecel that can't understand that people don't need to be babysat like retards to be productive to the economy. WFH chads are actually doing the economy a favor by not wasting precious resources like gasoline and car parts. Stay coping

>>50223743

w/e bro im sure you are getting tons of "work" done

>>50223805
>>50223687
>>50223520


literally readdit

>>50223805
again, we get paid for our brain- not our time. Go into any office, you'll see people fucking around on their phone, browsing facebook, talking about sports. They are already doing shit all day, why does it suddenly bother you when we do it at home? Can't figure any reason other than people being jealous and coping

>>50223805
i work 20-30 hours a week on average. last month i finished work on the financial statements of an 11 figure a year business segment, and filed it with federal and state regulatory agencies. this was done entirely from home. cope and seethe, wagenigger.

>>50223847

its not that you are doing it at home, it's just exposing the bs no work jobs at all the zombie companies. I knew they existed i just didnt know it was this bad

>>50223877
Maybe people dont have to be focused on work 8 fucking hours straight in order to be productive? We aren't assembly line workers, we fix problems as they come up. If there aren't a lot of problems to fix in a certain day, then not a lot of work gets done. Do you think the server administrator that maintains the servers that keeps this website running so you can post this garbage is laser focused on his work non stop? No, he just dicks around all day and fixes shit as it comes up. That's what you can expect when you work a knowledge-based job.

>>50223877
>bs no work jobs
Thing is those jobs aren’t some manual labor shit where people have to be slave mules 24/7 for anything to get done.

Wfh Chad checking in. Just for a few days. I spoke to someone on the phone and sent an email. Tradies btfo.
I'm sick though, legit excuse.

>>50208228
one of my neighbors is a middle manager and he does this to his underlings. he gets sent screen shots of what theyre doing and it makes him seethe kek.

>>50223919

it doesnt have to be manual labor to be work, but if you have a bunch of employees doing 20hr weeks getting paid for 40, the business is retarded. cut 1/3 the jobs and the employees covering still wont hit 40hr

>>50223919
>slave mules
man i fucking hated that shit when i was a wagie. i used to work in a factory. sometimes the equipment upstream would go offline and we'd have nothing to do. IMMEDIATELY the 50 year old miserable drunk team leader would start yelling at us to pick up a broom and push dirt around, even on 3rd shift when the salary manager wagies were home sleeping.

now i make triple what i made back then, from home, 20-30 hours a week, in my cum stained undershirts and sweatpants.

>wfh all thebtime during covid
>company insists everyone comes in at least 3 days a week
>no one in the team gives a shit
>team receives email from higherbups about this "issue" (apparently <20% of our team went in kek)
>still don't give a fuck, there's a 50/50 chance I go 3 days, usually just 2
And nothing happened. The other normies in the team got scared shitless and are going all the time now so my absences slip through the cracks

>>50212496
Find out what your carrot is and how thick the carrot has to be.
You don't seem afraid enough of the stick, which is generally speaking a good mentality.

I figured out what motivates me:

Repetitive, methodological, focused work - money

Creative work - doing what interests me, what I like doing, where I develop myself

So when a customer/boss expects me to do grind work, the pay must be excellent, preferably commission based.

If I need to come up with ideas and creative solutions, they need to leave me alone and I need to get a little bored, then I'll start without really needing any direction or big motivator like money, as long as the tasks are varied and interesting to me.

Tldr: figure out what your carrot is and tell your superiors/customers exactly that.

>>50221260
Take the nursy thing a lot of qt's there plus money=bennies=helping people

https://sportradar.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/sportradar_careers/job/US-Remote/Operator--Data-Entry-US---Part-Time_JREQ4826

if American/UK/yuropoor gambling stats sites pay 45gbp per match to watch a live game then update the data, easy way for neets to start

>Work for international company
>My boss is Canadian
>Im European
>Wake up somewhere around 11am
>Make comfy breakfast and coffee
>Chill out watch some shows or movies
>Play some vidya
>Boss wakes up
>Few meetings, few tasks
>Back to vidya
>Walk outside in the sun
>Workday over
Feelsgoodman

>>50223909
I still do, it's just school/training for me.
After I do my commits for that day I randomly squash bugs or work on features nobody else is doing, then I pass these to the team lead so he can push them which keeps his stats up. In exchange I get the ultimate free ride even when I make a major mistake he let's me off the hook while all the guys doing bare min work get put on probation for minor shit then cry about it in chat.

>>50223909

i dont doubt that some of these jobs are matienance type jobs where you wait around for problems but have trouble believing the majority are like this. i also have a knowledge based job but i have a task list and once its done, i get another. there is always things to do

Any WFH /sales/ chads in here?

>be me
>wfh sales
>only 3-4 internal meetings per week
>make 30-50 cold call to director or higher faggots
>always fuck with them
>"this is a sales cold, you wanna hang up or roll the dice?"
>they always laugh at the brashnss
>be done with calls after an hour
>demo product/send contracts out
>nice salary + 10% commission on everything
>work like 20 hours a week
kek. might not be as optimized as you code monkies but sales are the heart beat of any org and I get to do what I please

>>50225252
sales makes the most money. Post-sales customer 'account manager' is similar and pretty easy, you're just their go to guy for problems literally answering emails and dispatching some code monkey to fix whatever problems or upselling them.

>>50214527
unfathomably based fren
i should take up more hobbies and side hustles to be honest, given i only 'work' a few hours a week.
trading could be fun but i'd probably get rekt.

Bros can I get some help. I am currently a land surveyor and I am debating what I should be doing with my life. I currently work for a private engineering company and get 22$ an hour plus overtime. I work in the field, however, this company can somewhat help get me licensed through work in the office. They allow for work from home, but the issue is the company is run by annoying boomers who are kind of up your ass and over controlling. I am also learning GIS and trying to learn how to code, so one day I can maybe have my own company and work from home so I could digital nomad and travel around the world
Alternatively, I can join my union and make around 70 to 100k a year plus all the benefits that come along with it. I am debating between doing this, working for my current company and trying to get my license for this field, or say fuck it and just NEET for a bit and combine the current certificate I am getting in GIS while learning python to get a meme wfh job. However I am also a brainlet adhd zoomer so keeping myself accountable and learning how to code will be a challenge for me, which is why I am in the field in the first place. What should I do anons? Anyone with similar experiences? Should I just find another field at this point like IT?

>>50224814
>here is always things to do


sounds like you got cucked at your job

>>50208385
Based. I moved out of Sydney.. I sort of told them in passing I wouldn't be coming into the office anymore.

>>50208228
Have worked in a few places where they have this shit

They either never check it or it doesn't have enough tracking to make those calls. Either way I've never heard of someone actually getting fired for doing fuck all based purely on tracking data - more like not delivering your work on time etc

>company is shitting the bed
>team slowly getting laid off
>probably going to get cut in the next layoff round

Pls no, I have a comfy wfh life, I don't want to go back to the orifice

>>50221260
Go for nursing and be sure to tap some anus. Don't worry about exams too much, they increasingly tend to just make the marks up anyway

>>50221260
If you're aiming to do something else medical it sounds like a good stepping stone to it

Ask in /sci/ though as they often have a medical general, someone might be able to advise you

>>50208127
feel like a lot of these are LARPs bc their are literally people hired to monitor all this shit you are claiming to do. At my job, they will literally "check on you" to make sure you're still alive.

>kek

Use a VPN? Nope
Login out of your country? Nope
Use your own computer? Nope
Power out? Nope
.bat files? Nope
Being inactive? Nope

Anyone else agree that almost ever company has these bases covered and MORE?

>>50228407
Just don't care about your inactive timer and they can't do anything about it.
what will they do, fire everyone?

>>50228407
i work for a major corporation and stuff like using a VPN i 100% can't get away with because they have decent IT infrastructure
but stuff like checking inactive status? kek
if even once my manager scolded me for my status I'd walk, I wouldn't be able to deal with that level of micromanagement probably because I'm pretty senior now.
if you're a pleb you'd probably need to suck it up though

>>50228493
dood they will literally call, text, email, teams/slack, ask co-workers where you are, and more if you are inactive for as little as 10-15 minutes sometimes.

Can you guys who get away with this shit at least tell me what size your companies are or something like are these shitty startups or what?

>>50228407
It's simple really, instead of working for large corporations, work for small to medium sized businesses. But you wouldn't know that because you have low IQ lmao.

>>50228588
That sounds awful even for a bit corpo. Find another job.

>>50228588
it's the opposite for me, company has around 5,000 employees and no-one would think to check my status
my boss is a good guy as well, doesn't care as long as i do the basics well and put effort in when it matters.

>>50208127
I have done literally nothing for 3 weeks now
I think my manager might be getting suspicious.

>>50228607
yeah, I mean you're right BUT I never have to worry bc I work pretty hard obv compared to you guys but the malingering asshole at my job dont last long and I have been promoted and given two additional raises so I feel appreciated

>>50228659
can you tell what your job title is?

it-support from home is pretty nice.
Do nothing for entire day, solve a few tickets in the last 30 minutes or so

>>50228588
3 offices worldwide. Seems like perfect size as my job is specific yet not really crucial. I can do stuff no one else knows how to, so a 15 minute job I can "spend" half a day on.
There is enough of a hierarchy structure that anyone chasing up on me I can tell I had a job from someone above them all the way to the CEO.
Maybe once a month I get a suspicious call or teams message that I feel is them checking I'm there. Never been caught but could just say I was shitting or something.

>>50208127
Why is CS so easy bros.
For the past year wfh, actually worked like 2 hrs a week total on code and 3 hours on team meetings, etc.
Saving around 90% of my 300k salary living with my parents, I just help out with the dishes and pay utilities.
Even if what the doomers say we’re about to crash, I have easily high six figs in savings that I can survive on.
Are the non-STEM wagies just seething at our exmode job?

>>50229034
brilliant
i've been piling up money as well, own my own place so don't even pay rent or a mortgage
it's just so based, even if i get blacklisted now i can pretty much retire.

>>50208127
Yeah.. And you wonder why companies are trying to get people to come back to the office and putting up signs to mock them having to come back I to the office.

>>50229123
in the office i would do the same amount of work, the other 90% of time i'd just be having pointless conversations and pretending to do work
sorry buddy never going back.

>>50229123
I'd do less work in the office. 3 hrs on a job at home is equal to about 3 days in the office and the end result will probably be worse.

>>50229123
>Implying we weren’t equally as unproductive in an office.

>>50208127
>alarm 8:50
>snooze 9min
>open teams on phone in bed
>no video
>make up bullshit for scrum
>09:15 Meeting done
>09:16 sleep
>11:25 check emails
>11:30 shower
>12:00 lunch
>12:40 gym
>13:50 boot pc
>14:00 open YouTube
>16:55 check emails again
>17:00 turn pc off
Fall of Rome has never felt so good

>>50208228
I've literally watched porn on my work laptop and haven't had any consequences. Admittedly I went coomer mode and didn't realise I wasn't on my personal

>>50208127
Do you think Musk browses 4chan? I think he does, which is why he told his entire workforce they must be back in the office by Friday or they are fired.

>>50228588
Small company, around 50-60 employees. I think my boss knows. But it depends on how busy he is. He can't check up on me if he's in meetings all day, kek. Also, I'm good with customers and basically bring in extra business because of it so I guess that's more important than me slacking off.

>>50210123
Real Chad

>>50228407
No. Large globohomo corps have some of these bases covered but you can always access your work email on your phone/webmail. Same with teams/slack/whatever chat app you use.

There's plenty of work related stuff you could be doing not related to being on your work computer doing some specific, repetitive task. If you're job is so easy to monitor then you're probably a low tier wagie and you're too dumb to figure this out. Just consider it magic, anecdotal bs or whatever, and get back in the cage.

>>50211101
you are young and naïve

>>50208127
I've been employed at my job for a year now and all I did was attend trainings, it's crazy I get paid for this considering most of the trainings require client work to actually utilize else I'll just forget it. I've been DCA'ing on the lottery and waiting for my shitcoin to moon I want to win so bad I can't imagine wagecucking for decades I am not built for this.

>>50230088
Musk must've seen /WFH/ general so he must be seething, I don't know why he would though maybe because he played Elden Ring all day last month.