/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50205699
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,138.280B, 96P = 22.27375B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

not gonna be able to sleep tonight

>>50205699
Comfy Comfy Comfy Check

>>50205699
stock not needed
check'em

Christ is kino.

>>50205776
Kek denied you.

What happens now?

Someone please tell me my shares are safe on CS and I'll be able to sell during MOASS, NOT on the way down

Reddit are faggots but the timing is coincidental.

>>50205776
We worship a different Jew here.

>>50205809
my fucking birthday lol

>>50205699
checked

we are the strongest general on the board FACTS

>>50205699
Bakie check!

MOASS is cancelled guys just got the call.

>>50205803
you can literally put in a limit order right now, that would go through when it hit your limit, and is good for a month. The more of a nightmare it is to sell shares on computershare, the more of a nightmare the squeeze is for the hedge funds

>>50205699
>digits

Nice.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50205812
>Ah, Cohen (some say Choen), do you read our memes?

>>50205786
That's ok, (((they))) denied him, too.

>>50205717
Same here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vt5ahd/want_some_more_confirmation_that_short_sellers/

did u guys drs all shares or only 1/3rd

the ∞ infinity hunt is so sooon

>>50205873
i drs'd 0
CS is for infinity pool and retards are going to miss way out on their shit all being in there

>>50205873
[REDACTED], haha.

>>50205883
You piece of shit

Post Splivvidend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Last Minute Fomo Homos can do about it.

>>50205881
we have IDs thanks for confirming it's vital to DRS all shares

>>50205873
I DRS'd 90% but now I'm having second thoughts. Does anyone know how to unregister and send them back to Robinhood?

Fellas, i just got off my wage slave job, tf happened today? Were gettin a 4:1 on the 18th?

>>50205891
i was obviously joking when i said moass was cancelled dum dum

>CS top limit sell price is still ~$214k due to 32 bit integer wankery in their database layer
>4:1 splivvy means that's now effectively ~$856k
>anyone with at least 25 shares DRSed is going to be a millionaire after taxes even if NBBO doesn't yeet the price out of the solar system before the limit order executes
WAGMI, friends, mathematically.

>>50205864
Oh yeah

>>50205873
I threw 27 into the pool.

>>50205899
4:1 splivvy for people who have shares by the 18th to be delivered on the 21st AH

>>50205872
long time no see

>>50205883

>>50205872
They're going to lose a whole lot more.

>>50205873

I DRS'd my 100 shares, but have no idea how to sell them. Guess I'll hold

>>50205873
Half. Hoping we have till atleast this next Friday to buy still.

there is nothing else to do. the fracties, the kathies, the yils. the dunkies. the pajeets. the $FEE princes. The kennies and ledgies. Everything led to this moment where you hold GME and just have to wait.

That's literally it. Simple as.

and with that said

AHEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>50205901
learn english you disgusting crayola brown goblin

>>50205907
>mathematically
The best kind WAGMI

>>50205873
I hit my initial XXX target in my broker and have just been doing all my buys on CS since then, which is now XX. I'm going to buy another five each after today's news.

>>50205922
im from iceland you dork lol i'm whiter than you are

>>50205883
bruh

>>50205932
>I'm going to buy another five each after today's news.
based

>>50205935
post nose with hand plus timestamp

>>50205883
no not tempting fate tonight

>>50205920
My job under payed me 600$ a month for over 2 years and after fighting them since october im finaly getting in on the 15th. Cant wait to buy

>>50205739
>>50205834
>>50205840
>>50205847
WAGMI.

>>50205812

i love him so much

>>50205957
Its not too late CHHE CHADS. Its not too late...

>>50205947
I'm glad that's finally getting settled for you, anon. You brought it up here before, right?

>>50205872
>>50205957
You left us on one hell of a cliffhanger last time, fren. Great to see you're back at it.

Bros I can’t sleep. Are we gonna be rich? Will 74 shares make it for me?

>>50205907
>DRS'd shares cant be moved back to any broker you want.

vince says he misses you all he is currently in hospital and am posting this for him

>>50205699

Some men go their whole lives never posting bait. Pitiful.

>>50205983
They can, but the point of my post is even in a worst case scenario where that doesn't work, WAGMI. It was a limiting-case, not best-case, example.

>>50205984
What happened? Is he alright?

>>50205873
Literally none.
I know...ugh...I KNOW!!!

the fomo will be absolute and legendary

>>50205985
>v24
Based!

>>50205984
What happened to Vince?

this website is confusing he has some kind of cancer in his head why are there naked women in the adsnot doing this again

>>50205984
i thought he just needed a nap

>>50206014
I hope normies get priced out in premarket tomorrow

>>50205957
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bro what do you think about compressing GERN so that the first couple of spikes line up better?

>>50205976
I did mention it here a nice while ago. Its kept me up countless nights and its legit like a weight off my shoulders.

>>50206027
The split will happen, and Cramer will tell people that the price has plummeted because brick and mortar is dying. Normies didn't even know that there was a boat to miss.

>gme up big
>bbby up big
>amc crabbing

It's finally happening, isn't it?

>>50206014
I only have one share of this bullshit, how much is it going to go up over the next month

buyin 3k more tomorrow thru CS DrS BBAYBEEE

>>50205984
Bet that surgeon was a hedgie whore.

Kenneth Griffin, you have two weeks

>>50206107
how high is the moon?

>>50205907
I'm gonna say this ONCE tonight for you retards, as a favor.
A $214k limit sell order is not a hard limit. It means $214k OR BETTER. If it's trading at $800k and you place a limit sell for $214k, you're still gonna get $800k for your sold share thanks to NBBO.
You're welcome. Don't ask me any questions.

>>50206107
Pre market may pop the price into unbuyable levels. Prepare.

>>50205890
Nice to see a man of culture around these threads

>>50206175
Why do you think this is going to go to 800k a share?

>>50206106
how does $100m sound anon?

>>50206175
That's why I mentioned the NBBO, the mechanism for doing that.

>>50205984
tell Vince we said "wagmi"

>>50206181
Infinite risk.

>>50206183
not high enough

>>50206195
What the fuck does this mean? I don't speak smart person, I'm a retarded burger who bought one share at $260.Please explain to me like I'm retarded because I am

>>50206186
Yep. Gotta repost it every now and then to let the dumbfucks know. Most people here don't know how a limit order works.

Is this real life?
Probably not paying my credit cards this month and dumping all my money into gme.

>>50206206
It means don't even think about selling that one share until it's worth at least several hundred thousand dollars.

still comfy holding
wagmi friens


>>50205699
Checked

I would also like to mention that they have this stock split happening at the same time as opex. Its honestly a perfect move. Cohen deniers apologize

It's finally fucking happening, bros.

>>50206280
It doesn't feel real yet. Once my $1000 price alert on my broker app goes off then I'll begin the partying.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

IT USED TO BE CALLED CHICK-FIL-A, THEN I WARPED TO A REALITY WHERE IT WAS CHIC-FIL-A BUT MY INTERNAL CUSTOMER DATABASE STILL HAD IT LISTED AS CHICK, NOW I AS OF THIS WEEK I AM BACK TO WHERE IT IS CHICK-FIL-A

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>50206224
If that happens won't it crash the entire economy and stock market if suddenly a bunch of 4channers and reddit chuds gain millions of dollars each?

>>50206322
Not my problem.

>>50206322
Yeah. That's been the endgame since the beginning. Ever seen Fight Club? Except we're doing it legally.

>>50206308
Legitimately what the fuck. There was a Mandela thread recently where I confirmed it was indeed Chic-Fil-A

>>50206308
It thought it was called Chik-Fil-A

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50206058
It's about time, you didn't deserve that kind of treatment. I hope you get a chance to slurp!

>>50206246
I lost the last vestiges of doubt I had in Cohen after it came out that he wasn't being compensated directly by the company. I'm not stupid enough to think he isn't using his ownership as a means to secure lines of credit/money, obviously he benefits financially from his involvement with Gamestop, but it's the principle of the gesture that sold me.

>>50205984
Speedy recovery to Vince!

>>50206206
It's from a Bloomberg terminal. It says on March 29th of this year between 9:37 am and 9:39 am the asking price went above $448,000 a share. The significance other than that price is that Bloomberg isn't wrong. People pay a fortune to be on this and that code is presumed bulletproof.

Occasionally the DD mines produce gold:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tuoeaz/the_coming_horrors_awaiting_shorts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

>>50206398
>It's from a Bloomberg terminal. It says on March 29th of this year between 9:37 am and 9:39 am the asking price went above $448,000 a share
Did anyone sell or buy it at that price? What if it was just a glitch in the matrix, or some other nonsense? Did anyone capitalize off this 2 minute mega squeeze? Does that not mean the squeeze has already squoze and everyone who missed the 400k price missed it and is baggin?

>>50206322
Better us than them. These degenerate hedgies are the cancer gnawing at the heart of western society, infinite money printing by stealing unlimited equity from public companies. It might just be a game of statistics to them, but they're killing a lot of people on aggregate by doing what they do.

>>50206215
don't do that anon. they're going to do everything they can to draw this out as long as possible they want you to dump everything right now then make you have to sell later. only sell what you can do without for a while. tesla took months to pump to ATH.

>>50206436
Market Machine broke.

>>50206437
Won't they just rig the system again and Yellen will halt the stock over and over again? I remember that Yellen Bitch halted the stock 13 times in a day last time it was mooning. What will stop her from doing that again, or what will stop the Federal Reserve from just shutting down the whole market or capping the GME price in order to "save the economy"? The game seems rigged to me brah

>>50206366
Fruit o’ the loom always had an cornucopia

>>50206215
Based

>>50206441
Sounds like something a hedgie would say. I am also not paying any bills this month or feeding my dogs

>>50206441
There isn’t much they can do in the face of a divvie split.

>>50206459
I know you guys have to run through the same song and dance on the off chance you catch someone new with it, but it's a bummer for no-life faggots like me who practically live in these threads. I wish you'd spice it up more often.

>>50206106
>>50206119
>>50206181
>>50206206
>>50206322
>>50206436
>>50206459
why do you ask so many questions anon?

>>50206459
It doesn't matter if they do it again. They do it as much as they like. If they never actually fix the core issue, then they'll have to keep halting for the rest of their lives. I'll outlive them.

>>50206459
The difference is this time we already hold the stock so halts just make the hedgies hurt worse by forcing them to pay premiums on shorts they can't close.

>>50206429
It's just like my favourite movie!

>>50206492
spoonfeeding is oger

>50206459

I am going to use my free time hunting cats after MOASS. I will put out a bounty on any cat seen outside. I am tired of these fucking faggots sitting outside my window howling at each other. Just fucking move away from each other, don't just sit there and growl until I've had enough and come out and lob a brick at you from my porch. Goddamn I hate cats

the best part is they could have ended this at any time but instead they pissed off a bunch of autistic gamers and forced them to hold for over a year and a half

the hedgie tears are going to be legendary

>>50206483
I own a share anon. I hope it goes to 800k a share because I'm broke AF and I still feel dumb for buying a share at $260 right before it crashed. Now I feel kind of smart for hodling for so long, but I don't want to get my heart broken again cus GME always breaks my heart so far

>>50206543
I've heard it all before, and I don't believe it coming from you any more than I believed it coming from anyone else. You're wasting your time here.

>>50206322
Change da the world
My final message
Goodbye

>>50206557
for the record i asked the same questions when i first started holding and you faggots never explained and just said basically the same shit you said to this guy, so fuck you. actual people with low x and xx holdings do have actual questions and come here for guidance/opinions. the float would probably have been locked up quicker if you fags weren't so paranoid and helped the more retarded people who haven't been living this day in and day out for 2 years

>>50206459
Anon, there won't be a system left for them to rig. This here is a controlled demolition. Our boys are at the wheel, whacking away, busting up the control valves and this ship is going down.

>>50206585
You can suck my asshole. I don't care what your experience was when I've watched that same dumb script play out literally hundreds of times at this point, in the exact same order of questioning.

>>50206459
If they just prove the US market is a scam, most likely an exodus to the euro market will happen. Prop killing our total market

>>50206591
yup.

Reminder this is only the first split

4:1 then 3:1, 1000 million shares needed for this

>>50206598
because they're rational questions someone who hasn't been reading the fucking fractals for 2 years every waking minute

>>50206612
Oh fucking please, if you can't see it for what it is that's your problem. The mewling self-pity, the obvious doubts that could be assuaged by a single second of reading the fucking OP, combined with batting back at everyone trying to answer your questions with more questions.

>>50206492
Dude is like my 5 year old kid.
Sometimes the appropriate answer is just "because I said so, now go to bed."

>>50206612

>>50206557
I just said I want it to moon anon. I don't understand shit about the stock market and I still remember the great Haltening because it made me stop investing in stocks after it happened. I still have GME and some lithium shares. If it moons I will feel less retarded, so I hope it moons. I wish I understood how and why it will moon, but I guess I should just accept I'm a dumb dumb and not meant to know that stuff. I hope we both get rich.

>>50206612
Basically we just don't want normies to make it is all. My friend asked me about it today after the divvy announcement after I had tried for months to get him to buy in, I told him to wait until it splits when it's cheaper because I hate him and don't want him to WAGMI

>>50206602
To me that retarded 13 halts in a day by that Yellen bitch proved it was a scam, but maybe they will be nice to us this time.

131 in eu market

>>50206585
Yeh. I want it to moon. I'd like to understand how it works because I like learning, but maybe I should just be content with the $800K I am apparently about to be gifted by the gods. I will do my best to manifest the GME moon reality in to existence. Wish me luck bros.

>>50206661
You and every other jeet who comes in with a ton of questions and a three shitty half baked ideas about why the answers you get aren't sufficient.

>>50206695
>I just said I want it to moon anon. I don't understand shit about the stock market and I still remember the great Haltening because it made me stop investing in stocks after it happened. I still have GME and some lithium shares. If it moons I will feel less retarded, so I hope it moons. I wish I understood how and why it will moon, but I guess I should just accept I'm a dumb dumb and not meant to know that stuff. I hope we both get rich.
I'm from America you stupid fuck, do you understand now why I am as retarded as I am? I was also stupid enough to study art in college (I told you I was dumb) which is why I don't understand even basics about the stock market. I have 1 share and if it gets me 800k all my retardation will be worth it.

>>50206709
mhm

>>50206709
If I had a share for every jeet who told me they were from America in the last year and a half, I wouldn't even need MOASS to be a billionaire.

>>50206678
EU open already?

So after the stock split, it will give me... 31 shares between my CS and fidelity account and 28 for my IRA.
Over 50 shares in total. Assuming the price jumps up to meme number territory, that's a nice extra cushion of cash on top of what I would make.


Does Computer share just have those extra shares added to it like Fidelity would or do I have to sign off on having those directly registered to me or what?

>>50206724
>>50206728
Jeets don't like anime dingus.

They probably will halt it, and that’s not even fud. If price rises too quickly, it gets halted. Simple as
This doesn’t make the buying pressure provided by Ken the faggot nigger cuck and his stupid fucking hedge fund disappear

>>50205883
>replytothispostoryourmoth
my moth will what?

>>50206742
You have to go to your CS settings and make sure you get a dividend and not the cash equivalent of one

>I'll have 400 shares after the divvy

>>50206748
Oh no, I take it all back.

>>50206728
I am the white man!

>>50206754
So if they halt it a billion times again what's the go to? Will HODLing with diamond hands counter fed reserve faggotry?

What can I say? I like the stock.

>>50206772
Really? I assume I can just do this operation over the net, they don't have to send me any paperwork or anything? Do I need to preempt this action or can I do it after the split? Supposing I do it after the split, how much time do I have to do it before the convert it to cash?

>>50206787
If they halt it for 10 minutes every time it pumps 10% in 10 minutes idgaf how many times they halt it, at that point we won

>>50206797
How do I do this on Ameritrade?

>>50205921

JERRY PAY BEN THE RENT MONEY YOU OWE HIM

If I own 1 share on TD Ameritrade, will it automatically split in to 4 shares on june 22 or do I have to change some weird setting?

Would it be smarter to buy shares preemptively before the split? I'm doing the math in my head and figuring it would be. The Sooner the better. People will want to get in on that split so they'd buy up a few shares worth that'll push the price up. If the price jumps to $400 or $500 prior to the July 21st date and you bought a bunch at the $125, you'll be a happy camper when that split hits. That's assuming you sell when that happens.

The bigger question on my mind is, "What will this do to dark pool/shorted shares?"

>>50206206
https://fliphtml5.com/bookcase/kosyg
Educate yourself, but if you want a tldr big money bet big money creating counterfeit shares that gme would go bankrupt. They were wrong. When it is time to pay up they must sell at any price asked. It could go into the millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions. Theoretically. One thing for certain now it is WHEN not IF.

>>50206941
Based

Imagine not being 100% DRS. You guys will get fucked so hard, it's not even funny. Or is it?

>>50206930
Stocks tend to rise immediately after a split. Though with gamestop and the SHFs manipulating it is hard to say. Usually what happens is a split is announced, there is an increase in buying pressure before the split and a little after the split, and then it settles into a stable price point.

>>50206930
You should wait until after the split when it's cheaper. There is no point buying now when you can get 4 for the same price or cheaper later

>>50206959
will 50:50 niggas make it?

>asking for myself

>>50206522
Fucking kek
50 seconds in and thats how to deal with the cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSyqWbrxcG4

$132.62 in eu market

my negros, are we actually gonna wagso?

Can anyone tell me what skitzos are afriad of CERN

>>50206959
>Not DRS'ing
I don't get it.
The entire GME squeeze theory is about causing a financial apocalypse, leading to multiple broker dealer/bank defaults.
By holding shares at a broker dealer, you are actively betting on your broker/bank NOT going bankrupt, because if they do, YOU DO NOT GET ANY FUCKING MONEY OR SHARES

>much limp FDICK insurance
If you had cared to make a minimum of research, you'd know that it will take years before you get the insurance - and by that time, the moneyprinting whores at the FED will have nullified the value of your money.

>>50206959
I'll probably DRS some of my extra shares post-split. My question is, for the guys who have 500 to 1k shares, are they gonna DRS a big chunk of theirs?

Anons, do I DRS 30% more right now to ensure speedy delivery of a dividend or will I miss the record date on the 18th. I already have an account

>>50206910
you probably do need to change something. I had to for fudelity
Look up ‘dividend reinvestment’ for TD and go from there

ŐÒÕÔÖÒŐÕÔØŐŒÒĔÈĘ JANNYYYYY

CLEAN IT UP

16 (Sixteen) days until every Janny and moderator is out of the job. Hiroshimoot buys an island with his offer he simply cannot refuse.

>>50207045
DRSing takes two days tops despite what the reps tell you. That said, leave it in your broker as hedgies only need to close phantom shares, not legit CS ones

>>50207063
I feel like there is a chance the DTCC will fuck me over or I will just get the divvy faster. Could be wrong, but that is my feeling right now
>>50205984
If this is not larp, I hope he makes a very speedy recovery

>>50206959
>>50207037


I've got xxx DRS and XX stuck in a Roth. I'm selling the Roth shares and holding the DRS to infinity. I'd DRS my Roth ones too but I don't want to take the tax penalty.

>>50207084
>meant to say I'm selling the Roth shares when the squeeze happens.

holy fuck the volume + price action on german markets right now

>>50207063
Subtle shilling but still shilling
Closing 100m phantom shares is easier with 30m shares on brokers than with 5m shares on brokers, DRS baby

>>50207098
It is up just shy of 9% in after hours in the states.

>>50207051
dividend reinvestment is the setting for me to keep all the shares once it splits? I think I already have that but will double check. Thanks fren

>>50205699
Checked WAGMI frens

>>50207108
yes, i am well aware
now go look up the price on frankfurt's exchange

>>50207108
and it kept going when the EU markets opened. sitting at $132.19 rn

>>50207111
>already have that but will double check
make sure, it’s important

>>50207098
insane volume

Just woke up. What the fuck happened last night? What is this jump?

german markets/volume for anyone interested:
50 minutes in: $132.19 / 128,46 € (volume: 15958)

45 minutes in: $132.25 / 128,53 € (volume: 15674)

40 minutes in: $132.14 / 128,42 € (volume: 14941)

35 minutes in: $132.62 / 128,88 € (volume: 13683)

30 minutes in: $131.58 / 127,87 € (volume: 12148)

25 minutes in: $129.33 / 125,69 € (volume: 10091)

20 minutes in: $128.08 / 124,47 € (volume: 8997)

15 minutes in: $126.92 / 123,34 € (volume: 8263)

10 minutes in: $126.72 / 123,14 € (volume: 7845)

5 minutes in: $129.94 / 126,28 € (volume: 4889)

0 minutes in: $131.56 / 127,85 € (volume: 2389)

US close price: $117.43 / 114,12 € ($127.90 / 124,30 € after-hours)


>>50207130
splivvy got announced

>>50207130
741, all is done, he pulled the gun, right under the sun

Trust the plan

>>50207139
>>50207136
>source?
Bullshit - don't make me go to the cringe mines to check that.

>>50207155
unironically google it you stupid faggot
it's literally everywhere

>>50207143
Game Over

>>50207157
Fuck me something did HAPPEN!
WE HAVE A HAPPENING !

I-is this the new timeline post the LHC run?
Are we in the SQUEEZE timeline now?

>>50207155
Spoonsneeding is over but I’m feeling generous
Read it and weep

Current thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE

>>50207168

WAGMI

>>50205921
That's where the NFT stock market comes in.

There is a clause in GameStop's agreement, that if the DTCC fails to comply with their duty to protect their financial investments through the current stock market, they can take their shit and go to a new one.

And thus will begin the first experiment of a Decentralized financial system. A shelter for the whole world to flock to as the entire global financial scam collapses.

The pigs at the top will follow suit as they fail to keep people's investments and interests, because the whole world will see how bullshit their claims are and have been. In case you ain't noticed, the whole world is pissed at their respective governments across the board already, how much more pissed will they be when they can't get food or other necessary supplies?

There is nothing they can do. The tech is already here, the marketplace is soon to launch. When it does, it will be donezo.

>>50207155
checked, yo yo what's good in the hood, it's yo boy, draco malfoy. the month is 7, energy got me turned to 11. The 4:1 split, it's getting kinda lit. I'm spittin that new wave, meditating in a cave. I got patience in me, question is, do you? 741, see it in a different kind of view

>>50207155
>acting like any kid wouldnt want to do that and wouldnt make that same face

>bitter sweet sad sack realization.
When it does squeeze, you're gonna make more money in one day than you've made in your entire life. Think of all those days you spent living having not made it. How many more lifetimes would it take to be able to position yourself to make it like you're going to make it now? Without knowing what you know now, do you think you'd catch the GME in your next life or would you pass it off as some dumb meme stock and be content flipping burgers.

I don't even want to think bout it.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50205699
checkies

>>50207136
How well is the German market a predictor for market open in the NYSE?

>>50207230
I hope all my friends rope. I tried my hardest to get them to invest at $40, none of them were having it. Eventually one friend bought 1k at 120 or so, he had 25k in the bank. He sold a month later because it went down to 110 and said he didn't want to lose all his moneyand that he was going to invest in himself and his education instead. He's an english teacher. Let me know how that fucking goes for you bub

>>50207230
Brother give me copium. Will it truly squeeze to phone number territory? I'm ok with it going to 500$ pre spit. 1k would get me places, but seeing how the skizos are proven right time and time agiain... I have this to ask: Are we gonna make it?

>>50206492
Because Indian police keep raiding call centers and other international crime crime centers and so they have to phrase their fud as questions to try to keep the pigs off their backs.

>>50207279
>He's an english teacher. Let me know how that fucking goes for you bub
Im an econ teacher and all last year I was preaching the word of gme and no one would have it. One teacher actually went all in on AMC. It'll be great not showing up in fall when we all made it this summer.

>>50205921
Not because it is unfair but because they backed themselves into a corner. Either they pay up or they cause an even greater disaster when every investor in the USA markets loses confidence and pulls out all investments. Damned if they do, even more damned if they don't.

>>50207291
yes

>>50207291
Son, were in phone book territory. Enjoy the antisemitism cause it goin be good.

>>50207230
Just be grateful, fren. That's enough.

>>50207230
the days working pouring concrete for 15 dollars an hour, the days being a janny where more successful people from my highschool worked for 9.50, Being a 3rdshift security guard for 12, and being told you cant use the bathroom because there was no one else there to watch the station. Getting a worthless college degree which I now pay off driving for grubhub. Safe to say I'm not going to know what to do with the money, anon

>>50207316
I will get one of those little statues of kek to remind me of this ridiculous display of chaos magik if you skizos are right. I promise.

>>50207320
Antisemitism? Who we hating? Akkadians? Phoenicians? I think we need a bit more specificity in our expression of anger and contempt. Word magik is powerful and we can wield it too

Now that it is literally two weeks, I think it's time for a spot of car posting. This is what I'll be driving between my mansions in post-MOASS, what about you?

>>50207181

>>50207291
Making it was always the game. 100k a share would be lovely, especially post-split for me.

While technically on the books the price could shoot to absolute meme numbers of 10 million a share or some bullshit like that, I feel like that would trigger some economic destruction at that point. Such an impossibly large wealth transfer would wreck the markets I think. It'd be a situation where you have several hundred million dollars but it's basically worth monopoly money or we see the SEC/IRS getting involved and ensuring the powers that escape unscathed while retail gets fucked.

The only counter to that is the IRS would make boatloads of money off taxing the GME sell-offs. 30 or 40% tax on 700 million here, 500 million there, and so on and so forth as people cash out.

>>50206709
Read the blessed baker's words anon, then shall thy find salvation in the GMEhad

>>50207033
Exactly. Although I have no idea which bank(s) ComputerShare is using, so we might still get fucked, idk.

>>50207444
Checked

>>50207230
I do wonder about the sequence of events that led me here. I hated GameStop with a passion since they opened my copy of deus ex human revolution collector's edition to take out a code for a free digital copy on a shit platform that probably isn't around anymore. That was in 2011 I think, I switched to amazon and never looked back. Then I saw they stayed open during covid because they claimed to be an essential service. I read they would have gone bankrupt if they had to shut their stores down. Good, I thought. I hope they do go bankrupt, fuck GameStop. Jan 2021 I had some inheritance money coming in and I decided to get back into investing after a brief foray into crypto a few years prior. While driving to work I heard on the radio gamestop shares jumped to $40. Curious as to why they weren't dead yet I came here and shortly after decided to yolo everything into it figuring if it didn't work out my inheritance would bail me out. That was days before the sneeze. My intense hatred of GameStop lead me here and now they're my favorite company and only hope of having a good life

Is this it? Are we really gonna WAGMI lads?

datefags get the rope

none til 300

>>50207488
>tfw similar feelings about gamestop originally
to be fair my local store was always pretty chill. gamestop's highest value for a long time was definitely just the /v/ greentext threads and battletoads memes back in the day

sure has come a long way in the past year or 2 god damn

>>50207444
trips of truth

Open question, frens: What will the next cope-fud be? So far I've got:
>It'll never happen
>Splivvy will never happen
>Splivvy hasn't happened fast enough
>Splivvy isn't enough

Heres hoping my ten shares will get me through this.

>>50207564
They're already saying "the splivvy won't do anything". It's all they have left.

>>50207564
"Splivvy won't matter because the shorts will keep kicking the can down the line and never pay up."

>it was today yesterday
>it’s Thursday today
>a GME sticky will occur on a today

I've been waiting for a dump to double digits to dump 20k in. But if I buy 20k worth I get a 4 split on my shares before the 18th? Where can I read about this?

Here's my question - given that the mechanisms for a splivvy setting off MOASS are focused on the fact (as I, a genuine retard, understands it) that the splivvy must be distributed only to genuine shareholders and this would therefore obligate shorts to cover the dividend where no real shares exist, will we not likely see the MOASS starting before the 21st as hedgies do their best to get ahead of one another on this?

>>50207615
>ahead of one another on this?
Get the benny hill music ready anon

>>50207571
>>50207584
Ah yes, that checks out. I skimmed the thread earlier and saw some nonce going on about muh stops and muh forced sell. Wonder what they'll say after we start seeing big numbers? That reminds me, we should make sure to keep a permanent thread open post-MOASS to laugh at the rest of /biz/

kek sneedies almost the 1 year anniversary of this picture I hope you are ready

>>50207627
For sure anon. No doubt things will be even comfier post-MOASS, but one day we will be looking back at this crazy time and reminiscing about spending hours of our life waiting and holding alongside tight tummy bro, car posting, sneeding shills, OOOOing, and general shitposting our way to generational wealth. It'll be nice to have a place to remember that.

>>50207230
>you're gonna make more money in one day than you've made in your entire life
Nah, I'm going to dedicate my life to topping it, while indirectly turning the tide on the globohomo one cultural touchstone at a time.
Let's see what those fuckers have to say about 'Oh make your own product, UwU' when there's someone out there willing to back the mad bastards that do.

I just shit myself

>>50207704
Good

130
>130
130
>130
130
>130
130
>130

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when is the best time to buy more?
right at open today or in the coming days?

>>50207735
Two weeks.

>>50207656
True that. My one regret is not having been around enough to be immortalized in the annuals of 4chan history. Vainglorious, I know, but ah well - fat stacks of cash makes a good consolation price.

i am prepared to shit myself

Two weeks of green a head, then MOASS begins.
>>50207735
At open

>>50206459
What comes after this you ask? well you must figure it out from the current task. shares given guaranteed to the direct. The chairman can then execute the transition to blockchain i suspect. All who short were already lost, leveraged degeneracy has a cost.

>>50205919
just open a short position when you want to lock in a sell price. it's a perfect hedge.

so with my 5 shares ill get 10 more right?
is the stock dividend going to affect moass in any way?

>>50207787
5x3=15

>>50207787
your 5 shares will become 20
nobody knows for sure but most people seem to think it may be a catalyst

>>50207787
5=20 shares

>>50207787
>so with my 5 shares ill get 10 more right?
This is who hedge funds are losing to.

>>50206591
kek, wasn't it like only stock tickers that began with "gm" that broke?

>>50207792
>>50207793
>>50207797
even better
hm is the theory that because of cs limitation of 250ish k per share sell limit, we will just have more shares to sell during moass still legit?
>>50207799
? im poor af anon so im holding on for top 10 highschore

>>50207799
KEK kennies

Hey Dunkie how you doing? Has anyone heard from dunk?

>>50207816
That anon who keeps trying to fuck him might know.

fucking computershare is so shit. this announcement made me go make sure everything in my account looks good and i saw my old address is on the account so i changed it thinking no problem. once i changed it it now says i cant sell anything for 10 days unless i send in a written request(?) which i assume will probably take the same amount of time. im fuckin pissed and also kinda scared.

>>50207799
they never stood a chance

>>50207840
Thank you for your sacrifice

>>50207840
>locking in the infinity pool
tyfys

>>50207840
arent there multiple online services where you can upload a document and send it from within the states?

so much for the parabolic pre market?

so moass before or after the split? whats more likely any smart fellas in here?

>>50207857
elaborate please cause i have no idea what a written request means or is supposed to entail. i went to go set a limit order to see if that worked and it says it cant be resolved through online or call.

>>50207876
yes

>Before Hours Volume: 27.5K
Who are these people supposedly selling right now? Volume should be zero, no sellers.

>>50207876
All I know is that the can will be continued to be kicked for as long as it is kickable. Hence, there is no way we MOASS before dividend date, and it might take up to t+69 from the divvy date

>>50207880
id have to look once im home but its something along the lines of choose what you want to upload, pay for shipping, stuff gets sent from inside the us to wherever you want

Found their cover story

Marketplace will release next week on Friday, the 15th.
We get splivvy on the following Friday, the 22nd.

Screenshot this.

>>50207899
checked, WAGMI

>>50207903
i see, thank you WAGMI

>>50207912
Fake news. He isn't resigning.

>>50207963
Yes he is.
It's over.

>>50207912
Imagine having to restructure entire countries just because some people bought a few shares of a publicly available stock

Is this correct
>Be GameStop
>In total we've issued say, 75 million shares
>Time to give everyone 3 shares for each one they have
>brrrrrrrrr
>We now have 225 million new shares, distribute them
>Brokers and shareholders approach us, they say they didn't get any shares
>We printed 3 for each one in existence, so this means more synthetic shares have been created by different kinds of short selling
>Lots more.
>Well fuck, we don't have any shares to give you, guys. Find out who's got all those uncovered short positions and get them to find a lender or buy a share.
>There aren't enough shares for them all to do that because nobody's selling? That sounds like a them problem.
>The short sellers now become squeezed

>>50207985
scitzo forgot to take hisn meds again

>>50207963
He literally is, we're stuck with him until autumn though.

>>50207989
What I don't get is, why would they have to care suddenly whether they give us real shares or fake ones? Since all non DRS shares are with the DTC and they were handing out IOUs before, why would they have a problem handing out just 4:1 IOUs?

>>50207840
>planning to sell your cs shares
ngmi. I didn't even get a CS login.

>>50206113
It has been an absolute pleasure to yil with you, Sir.

>>50207963
Fake news?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/boris-johnson-expected-to-quit-amid-flood-of-government-resignations/ar-AAZiXru?OCID=ansmsnnews11

>>50208021
They're not fake shares, that's a misleading term. When they internalise a trade by naked shorting, they create a real obligation to return that share at some point. In a stock split, that obligation would be divided and nothing would really happen, but because the dividend is gifted to the shareholder of record, every long trade is owed shares by whoever internalised that trade.

>>50208034
retard

>>50206113
Put me in the the screenshot

VERY interesting change in the types of shills.

The new tactic is obviously to go back to shit talking DRS, and making FUD posts about selling/transferring from CS.

But it is different now. They seem scared. It is starting to get very real

>>50208050
Yeah but as of now they have an obligation to provide that one share that they internalized, an obligation that is also not met. What's the difference to after the split when they are owing 4 shares at 1/4 the price instead?

>>50207989
I'd throw in a cheeky
>You need more shares? Sure, we'll offer 1M shares at market price
>That's not enough?
>Oh no! Anyway.jpg

>>50208066
The number of shares they owe doesn't matter so much as the method that they have to deliver it in. If they've naked shorted it, there's no real time frame for when it has to be returned, with the dividend it has to be completed by the 21st. They can naked short when a trade occurs, but not when something is gifted, as there is no trade to internalise.

>>50208066
Easy. Use your fancy schmancy share printer to gin up some more synthetic shares. Sure hope its not rate limited though, you are going to need to print a lot of shares really quickly. Other option is buy some shares to deliver to the long, hopefully that doesnt cause a run up in the price.

>>50208066
That they have to deliver and deliver it now (T+3)(T+45)(whatever, there's a new countdown they can't kick away without essentially doubling their position - and if they could double it without exploding, we would be trading much lower right now)

>>50208021
nigger they have a fire under them from a falling market, inflation is nipping at the heels, watching the smol funds blow up, now they have to foot the bill for SPLIVY on top of the share price rising... tic toc... theres not a lot of ball game here coach...

>>50207420
Look at the trillions they printed for their hedge fuck buddies since 08. They'll pay meme numbers.

so moass happens either after the split, after the nft market, after recount or after a court settling?
just spit balling here

0 movement premarket. All gains are from after hours yesterday. Kek baggies. Up 9% on your most hyped date ever. KEK

>>50208218
Wait, the stock is up 9% premarket and you are trying to make that seem like a bad thing? You must be getting very desperate

>>50208218
pre market doesnt even open for 3 hours you retard. it's over 131 in EU markets

>>50208237
>>50208240


Down 30% this month. Down over 60% from ath.

>>50208240
What does this stay stupid faggot?

>>50207488
The people running gamestop before Ryan were absolutely trash parasitic scumbags who were running it into the ground, probably hoping to cellar box it with their big money pals.

>>50208203
Two weeks

>>50208196
Yeah they've been just making up trillions of dollars and handing it to themselves like it's nothing, I'm not remotely concerned about an ability to pay.

>>50208260
nah im guessing 6-9 months maybe?

>50208249
Did someone say rent free?

>>50208203
after the heat death of the universe perhaps

>>50208271
Did somebody say down -48% since November?? Faggots ooooo'ing about being under 130 ahahahahahahahahaha

>>50208249
How much time would you say you spend in these threads per day, on average?

>>50206225
>>50207116
>>50207262
WAGMI.

>>50207816
Maybe. >>50198376

>>50208290
I hope it goes sub 100 I need more to DRS

>>50208300
WAGMI check!

>50208290
To have my own corner in your mind and access your energy for free(!) I wouldn’t be bothered by a single digit share price.

>>50208300
checkies

>50208218
How many 'most hyped date ever' have we had by now? 6? 7? Shit, how many in just the last 2 weeks, kek. If I didn't know any better I'd think you give more of a shit about what I'm doing than I do.

>>50208037
Fucking bullshit. NGMI.

>>50208104
They don't literally have a share printer, if they did then Jan 21 never would have happened. What they can do is create synthetic obligations when a trade takes place.

>>50208335
>>50208335
>>50208335
Threaded, frens!

>>50208372
choked out, frens!

>>50208465
Take the dick out of your mouth if you're choking on it.

>>50208066
There's also the fact that after the split it would be obvious exactly how many extra shares had been created, i.e. how many shorts there are. Because after all the new shares are distributed, every share of each shareholder who doesn't get the extras is evidence of exactly one share sold short. Right now we can't know exactly how many there are.