/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50202697
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,138.280B, 96P = 22.27375B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have two weeks

Ya I'm thinking WAGMI

Daily reminder that shills have always been wrong.

Do the hedgies now have to cover 4X the volume of their position??

Bitch better give me my money

>>50202771
They chose the wrong day to make that collage, huh.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50202787
you mean of the shares that dont exist?

the end is nigh prepare to fly

WAGMI

SHILLIES BTFO KEK DIVIDEND

>>50202793
you legitimately still don't comprehend it lol. you can't seem to wrap your brain around the fact that blanket rugging or settlements don't need to happen with clearinghouse computerized liquidations
and you're right, MOASS as a form of an infinitely spiking black hole certainly won't happen. you're actually a lunatic if you think global elites will allow the markets to disintegrate
a giant lawsuit will result in a legal and significant transfer of wealth

Still Holding.

>>50202847
>>50202847
>>50202847
>>50202847
Still Holding!

>>50202823
not with that attitude, yuck

Fuck I can't wait to load up on puts! Come on Shills, let's pump this Fucking stock up as high as you can go so I can get some really lucrative options!

>>50202847
>>50202856
I love you guys.

I love my bank

>>50202823
Nah man you just think you're smarter than you are.

>50202823
mad enough to find out

>>50202857
>No precise target. Just up.
The mantra we all need to live by.
>>50202887
>>50202894
Best of luck, anons.

50202823
>MOASS as a form of an infinitely spiking black hole certainly won't happen
Aaaaaaand we’re done here. You’ve resorted to loading the “government will shut it down” fud
I’ve explained this before in more detail but I’ll just say simply: they will let this play out in full, or 1789 will look like a relaxing time in comparison to what will be unleashed

>>50202697
Guys I started my new job today... I knew something like this would happen. God is good and the best comedian too. Lord I beg you to please guide every single one of us to get as rich as humanly possible and to use this money for good and to help restore your will on earth. Also please help me get my family situated, taken care of and helped before any possible calamities start. God help us all and help us make the right decisions and that we may all repent our many sins, especially the frivolous hedonistic ones many of us will succumb to. I love you Jesus! You're my everything. Thank you so much.

>>50202904
You too bro
WAAAAAAGMI

>>50202802
They do exist I can see them in my portfolio. There was an exchange of goods and they sold me what I believe at the time was a share of gme. It doesn’t matter that they sold it to me naked it is grandfathered in as real and official share that must be bought back to return.

>>50202914
Amen

Evening Frens. Not much to say here. Dividends have been announced! This is it, don't get scared now. The squeeze might not happen right away (consider the TSLA or OSTK squeezes) but now is the time to have your exit strategies ready to be executed any day now. Get ready for more institutional fuckery though too. You made it this far and you're so close to the finish line.

> O&A PATRICE O'NEAL DISCUSSING MOVIES
https://youtu.be/CMvAid_A3Kw

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v
OTHER RADIO/AUDIO: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5N

Good night and good luck.

>>50202904
∞ was by my side all along

>>50202944
Checked and based. What a day, huh fren?

I'm hearing the shorts all plan to be covered and closed out by Friday. They will reshort after the stock split very hard.

>>50202944
What is an exit strategy?

They stalled for so long all the kung flu lockdowns and mask rules ended. Now we get to enjoy summer at the beach free of government fuckery.

>>50202907
That's a really cute theory, especially when you post so violently on 4chins, but the reality is virtually all participants will happily settle for life-changing gains.
My personal goal is $10k/share. I think that's certainly achievable. Hell, I think it could go much higher; one just needs to look at Berkshire Hathaway. GME retail ownership is arguably just as staunch.
Let's see where we land. But don't kid yourself into thinking the negation of the infinity pool and your subsequent rioting will result in anything except an early grave.
>>50202923
I believe so, too. But apparently you're a shill and not gonna make it if you don't believe every one of your shares will be worth a gazillion dollars.
>>50202966
I would love to be wrong.

>>50202970
>MOASS by friday
Thanks for the insider info.

>>50202979
I think you would love it if people here believed you. I don't think you give a single shit about being right or wrong.

good morning sir

Who's buying more GME tomorrow to up their 4x bonus on split day?

kek baggies

>>50202867
>lucrative options after a rapid high volatility pump
yeah bud, I am sure you are gonna be able to afford those premiums at the top of the squeeze. What a fucking knob

First blood of this blood bath to come

>50202979
>I would love to be wrong.
Boy do I have some good news for you

>>50202967
You said it. This past week was getting brutal but this is damn fresh hoping. Hell, some old frens are even popping back up.

2 more weeks

>>50202989
Incorrect. An infinity pool through which GME owners hold the world by the balls would be astonishing and amazing and hilarious. But then anyone who didn't get in early will be just as or more wealth gapped than the hierarchy of today's world.
>>50203004
Based.

>>50202994
I'm thinking about it

>50202979
It’s crazy how I can count every time your brand of shill shows up trying to “discuss” what has already been discussed in these threads for a year and half. Kek nigger I’m not selling share until I can sell one for 20million. Points for trying the good cop to Boyardees bad cop though. I remember you.

>>50202993
>13:1 split approved
>we split 4:1
>hedgies are going to cover and short it again

So will there be a share recall this month? is it the recall that outs the shorts and then forces them out into the open?

>Evening Fre-ACK

>>50202914
Amen

>>50203015
I'm not the one you have to convince here, anon. Good luck.

>>50202993
top fucking kek how do you even
with what money

>>50203033
I barely post here. I mostly just lurk SS. But I have to admit that GME schizoposting has afforded true believers an impressive immunity to genuine shilling tactics.
>>50203045
Good luck to you as well, anon.

>>50202994

>50203015
>he doesn’t know about the government getting their cut through a historic tax event

>>50203052
any port in a storm at this point. Any angle they can take to sow some sort of doubt and insecurity about something so sure

>>50202894
>>50202966
>>50203065
Is Bloodborne the best Lovecraftian game of all time? How do we top it?

>>50202993
kek

>>50203011
Checked again. It's the shot in the arm these threads needed. I figured it would have been another run-up that brought us back, but I'll take a splivvy announcement instead.

>50203058
You’re oblivious.

>>50203092
bloodborne 2 funded by moass of course

>>50202979
>$10k
Anon...

>>50203115
That would be sweet. I tried playing the 2018 Call of C'thulhu. The plot, atmosphere (especially sound design and art direction), and voice acting were all quite good - but the gameplay itself and story pacing were mediocre at best.
I hear Eternal Darkness is really good.

>>50203092
The eternal darkness reboot/sequel I fund with my moass money will be better.

>>50203142
Does ED hold up?

>>50203092
You don't. You bask in its glory and just pray they don't fuck up the remaster.

>>50202979
>My personal goal is $10k/share
That's a good start after the 4:1

>>50203170
By definition, not much holds up with ED

>>50203170
nah ED means it stays floppy

>>50203170
No it’s hard to go back. Tbh. I really think if someone had the funding they could make a great spiritual successor. Especially exploring all the sanity effects they could do now.

So real talk, let's think like the enemy. What can possibly be Kenny's next move to prolong the inevitable? No meme answers about him jumping off a building or stupid shit like Government intervention (if Government intervenes WW3 starts for real considering the amount of influential people in other countries hold, even Putin has some IIRC).

>>50202993
How do they plan to close if no one is selling? They can't close using their own fake shares.

Im more excited for market open than I have been in quite some time.

>>50203306
I’d be willing to sell if they offered me 20million per share. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

I can't wait to sensually debase myself like the US debases its currency...

>>50203333
Acknowledgment of Repeating Numerals

>>50203333
with digits like those who can blame you

>>50203170
Erectile Dysfunction? No it doesn't hold up,

>>50203289
Create even more phantom shares to settle with and go through all kinds of hijinks to hide the synthetic naked shorting and true FTDs.
However, the dividend portion of this stock split seems like the killshot because any amount of retail owners that need to be awarded a dividend past 4x the free float means GME will be entitled to a share recall and potential delisting from its current exchange (NYSE, I believe) that transforms into an NFT-backed exchange.
At that point, SHFs and monstrously abusive DMMs like Citadel would have to pay back every single share as if they were all real.
The question is, what happens if not enough people want to cash out to the point that we cross back below the free float? Hence, infinity pool (I don't believe in it, but anons are telling me to quit being a miserable cunt and embrace clownworld...)

>>50203333
checked and i was thinking the same thing

>>50203289
I try to think about this sometimes. Maybe launch a bid to buy Gamestop and take it private for $XXX/share, something the board would have to consider and hold a shareholder vote on based on their fiduciary responsibilities to us as shareholders.

>>50203333
>CHECKED
HOLY SHIT I SO AM I NOW

>>50203333

It's been so long I can't even be hopeful that the splivvy will achieve anything. I am conditioned to the red crab and can't remember any other light

>50203371
You can’t ftd a dividend. I don’t know how many times this has to be said.

>>50203333
Couldn't agree with you more.

>>50203333
There is a time and a place for OOOing. The time is 4AM tomorrow. The place is here

>>50203402
Get it together, man. We had a +100% run-up like 6 weeks ago.
>>50203414
Read the rest of what I said and you'll see I agree.

6 in Fidelity
15 in CS

Might have to buy some more through CS to get XXX post split

>>50203384
That might have worked a year ago but Kenny has spent so long trashing GameStop in public the board would know he was just planning on cellarboxing it from the inside.

>>50203306
1.6 million Class A Gamestop common shares were sold today.

The short interest is only like 14-15 million so they can close that out easily no problem.

Which came first?
Splivvy?
Or?
WAGMI?

>>50203437
Do you have any kind of evidence for this claim? Some sort of moving pictures of a spreadsheet should do the trick

>>50202914
Amen

>>50203464
kek

>>50203459
erasure of debt destroying SHFs' ability to cellar-box

Is this 102nd day of full utilization copium or what?

Post-split I’m going to fuck Mugi in the ass and make her my bitch

>>50203499
It's the first day of 4:1 splivy announcement.

>>50203499
yes. massive copium. buy a few contracts for puts. I bet the premium is a steal right now

>>50203486
You stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are. Jesus Christ, I can't believe how fucking dumb you are. You are the dumbest motherfuc-

Will Fidelity confirm that they're distributing new shares and not splitting existing shares?

Find out never because they won't answer the question!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fidelityinvestments/comments/vt1n5p/comment/if51xb6/

>>50203524
happy vibes, bhai. you got to feed your family while it lasted.

>>50203371
we just exited the clown world yesterday anon..

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50202944
Checked and based.

>>50203142
Based.

>>50203333
Big checked!

>>50203459
its always the egg or wagmi in this case

>>50203555
Is this the power of MOASS?

>>50202791
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-lixgv_qG0

>>50203333
Checked.

>>50203562
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

$200 am open?

>>50203459
ranch?

>>50203555
Stay checked, comfy blanket poster.

>>50203562
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>50203092
It'd need to be a game that screws not just with the player character, but with the player themselves. As the PC witnesses these eldritch occurances, rather than a meter on screen or a mild static effect, you want to screw directly with the player. Very subtlely, enough to make them doubt it's even happening. Perhaps the character would drift slightly to the left or right. Or an input here or there would give one extra click. As madness increased, you would move onto audio. Essential sounds the player has grown accustom too would start playing out of time. Perhaps the sound where an enemy drops an item would play when they didn't drop anything, or wouldn't play when they do. The taps of a common enemy's shuffling footsteps behind a player when there's nothing there. This would extend to the menus, where the successful save sound would sometimes not play. All of these sounds would be quick and quiet by design, to ensure the player wouldn't even be sure it was happening. Thinking maybe they'd just missed it, or that the sound was just something else in the environment. Doubt, uncertainty, these are the emotions you would want to focus on. When it hit it's peak enemies or traps that don't actually exist would appear for moments around corners. Items would swap to different slots or pages in the inventory. The save file wouldn't appear when you press continue until the menu was backed out and reloaded. Stress the player out, make them start to actively avoid going any further into madness as it becomes harder and harder to do so. Toy with their emotions as a cat does with a cornered mouse, all while delivering a fantastic visual spectacle or non-euclidian geometry and level design that would never fit into a normal game. Once it's over, leave them asking themselves what the fuck they just played, and yet wanting more of it.

>>50202994
>put in a buy on CS
>doesn’t execute til Friday
>benchod decides to split the stock
>GME pumps
>mfw

I've been hibernating with all my shit in Fidelity for so long after all the fudding and coping. necessary/safe to DRS now?

Once the split happens there is going to be a Fuckton of shares out there to short! The fees will be negligable!

>>50203000
Checked and based

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

kek baggies

>>50203641
Nobody knows for cerntain.

>>50202979
>10k/share

>>50203666

Dear Ryan, you still ain't carved or split, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't give any forward guidance
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the shareholder meeting
You didn't have to, but you could've signed a certificate for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We’ve held since the sneeze for you
For 17 months and you just said, "kek"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met at Moon Jam, you said if I'd tweet you you would tweet back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I grew up just middle class
Making YOLOs and trying to start businesses
I can relate to what you're doing with your investments
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and watch DFV
'Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even YOLO OTM calls to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you buy is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Ryan, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest holder you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should be together too

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50203625
By that standard, Pokemon Red and Blue were Lovecraftian. The documentation lies to you (move behavior doesn't always match descriptions), you face invincible spirits in normal gameplay (ghosts without a SILPH SCOPE), the final boss is a manmade horror on par with shoggoths (Mewtwo), and the game logic itself is rife with exploitable glitches.

>>50202993
Wit wat mony

>>50203687

DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CARVE OUT OR SPLIT MY STOCK
This will be the last investment I ever make with your ass
It's been 17 months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two votes, I voted yes on all 'em perfect
So this is my tweet I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Ryan, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy split or a dividend
I hope you know I ripped down all of your pictures and sold my calls
I love you Ryan, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Ryan, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Ryan, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't make her hold bags, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she holds she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Yeah, I'm feeling good boys

>>50203641
partially at least or pay the price

>>50203711

Dear Stan, I meant to tweet you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the meeting, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your losses too?
I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn.

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50203092
No. Dankest Dungeon is way better than bloodborne. DS1 and Demon’s Souls are the only good soulsborne games

After holding for so long, I just want my money. Screw you Ken and all that. I am fatigued. But I just want this to end now. Thank you and screw these new captchas.

Dear Janitors, moderators and Hiroshimoot.

You can range-ban me all you want and keep my posts up for prosperity to avoid attention.

It WON'T save you. You've been keeping us locked down for TOO LONG.

Pic related. It's (((you))).

>>50203038
It is done

>wanting it to be easy

>>50203562
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>50203739
scorn might be pretty tight aesethically atleast

>>50203562
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>50203033
Who the fuck is Boyardee

>>50203689
It isn't far from the truth. A mangled mess of barely understandable parts who's effects are so strange and unpredictable it inspired an entire genre of creepypasta. Could you imagine how trippy it would be if you made a high budget, modern graphics version of some of the shit missingno and friends could do back in R/B/Y?

>>50203562
IT’S MISTER LIZARD!!!

>>50203807
bullish

>>50203811
At this point, what difference does it make?

>>50203821
Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty fucking kino even if I probably wouldn't play it.

>>50203562
it's mister lizard!!

>>50203807
Uh oh stinky

personally I am looking forward to making it. I will enjoy being a secret millionaire while continuing working at my wagie factory job giving absolutely zero fucks. I will sell my nice truck and buy a shittier car and claim it was for better gas mileage.

It seems like you would have to buy stock by the 14th to be able to get the dividend. It needs to be settled before the record date on the 18th.

>>50203848
>Speak to crazy old man in a village
>Go to secluded town in the middle of the ocean where strange experiments occured
>On the shore you meet an entity you can barely even fathom, and to which normal laws don't apply
>It grants you riches(128 copies of your sixth item), but at the cost corrupts your body(sprite).
>When you turn the game off and on again, everything is back to normal, and the eldritch creature you thought you had captured is now just a normal Rhydon, as if it were all just a dream.
>Yet the gifts it had given you remain, along with a lingering off pixel harkening back to the freakish thing which you had witnessed.

Crazy how a random coding oversight unintentionally wrote a more lovecraftian story than most games that tried to ever managed.

>>50203689
Kek I’ve scrolled through some lists of glitches in those games. The sheer number of “this feature was supposed to do X, but due to a programming error ...” I saw would make a man tremble. Did you know the cartridges for them only held about 2MB of space for all of the sound, graphics, and logic?

>>50203562
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>50203900
I'm going to live in a high rise penthouse, dedicate the biggest or second biggest room to become a home gym, I'll buy the comfiest bed with the best blankets, silk/cashmere pajamas, comfy robes, a $10,000 massage chair, a state of the art kitchen and I'll dedicate my leisure time to staying happy, worshipping God, reading scripture, asking for forgiveness (because I'm gonna have to become a sugardaddy to find a wife), working out, swimming, cooking meals, getting the best sleep possible, doing constructive hobbies while i'm hunkered in my sky castle while I wait for the animosity towards MOASS achievers to dwindle. Or I might just yolo and travel too. Oh I also want to play many VR games because I've been too poor to play them for the past 5 years and my PC is old.

I’m so confused as of late with all of the glitches popping up all over the place. Let me do some research… *slowly fades into obscurity*

>>50203975
That's the thing, Lovecraft was all about the horror of an uncaring world where the biggest nightmares were inflicted accidentally. OH NO TENTACLES AND ITALIANS is the flanderized version.

>>50203975
Missingno is honestly probably a a major timeline convergence. History most likely would’ve played out a lot differently had this glitch not existed

>>50203975
You definitely would benefit from towing the line between what feels intentional and what doesn't. I guarantee the stuff that doesn't will resonate a lot more, but I bet it'll be much harder to come up with in a convincing way. Godspeedye, merry anon. I hope your game lives up to your expectations and then some.

well there you have it.

>>50204083
>hfw

>>50204083
dave should've kept the old profile pic. I didn't realize how disgustingly jewy he was until he changed it.

>>50204004
The fact that Pokémon was able to be fit into such a small cart is actually a marvel of game, but I would recommend watching some speed runs of gen 1. It’s pretty amazing how broken those games are

>>50203038
>>50203772
>the squeeze begins when the three twins get reunited
Q predicted this.

>>50204083
you just know hes worried

>>50204083
Lmao he's panicking now

>>50204083
is a so salty

>>50204083
kek laueries

>>50204083
>oy vey goyim this is most irregular
>I need to run away and "research" before I get lynched

>>50204083
kek
hush now anon
we know who he works for

>>50204083
>worked in finance all your fucking life
>you literally get PAID to work in finance because you CHOSE finance as a career
>spend at least FOUR (4) years of studying for that specific career
>a dividend by way of a stock split confuses you
Uh oh stinky

>>50204196
M-muh packets

>>50204083

>>50204205
is anybody still listening to that clown?

Sooo I’m retarded. Should I buy more before or after the split???

>>50204083
I can't wait for Israel's destruction. Christ is KING.

>>50204196
I knew he was a fuckin glowie, at least some of the redditors are starting to ask questions about him. I'm fine with those ones making it.

>>50204240
you should probably buy some tomorrow. This is financial advice.

>>50204240
You're supposed to buy AFTER the MOASS, anon.

>>50204244
>Christ is KING.

>>50204271
>This is financial advice.
In minecraft of course

>>50204196
he finally showed his true colors

I, for one, am proud to share ancestry with such a commited market maker for reform. I will support everything David Lauer does until his untimely passing, may he rest in G-d's arms.

why do we hate Dave Lauer? he's been fighting against artificial market movements and crippled price discovery forever

>>50204268
>at least some of the redditors are starting to ask questions about him
It started with him quickly dismissing the $400k orders going through as a "glitch". Funny how he was very quick to dismiss that as a glitch (while not being a tech guy, while the DDslave who found the anomaly had an IT background), yet he is confounded by the concept of a stock split via dividend.

>>50204244
I'm Palestinian and I can't wait to dabke in Jerusalem while jews are lamenting on some ship ready to play sea port pinball when no one lets them into their shores just like in the 40's lmao. I probably shouldn't live there because I converted to Christianity and was baptized into the Catholic Church, but who knows. Maybe my extended family won't put a fatwa on me kek.

>>50204239
I'm not even sure his handlers give a shit what he has to report anymore.

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>50204244

Does anyone have that “the squeeze rises” Bane meme? I’d like to add it to my collection.

>>50204319
I’m with you anon. Everyone shitting on Dave Lauer is forgetting that he is our champion for market reformation.

The effort that went into gifting these NFTs to us was entirely his choice, he doesn't owe anyone jack shit.

I said this in previous comments, but want to state it for all. His expertise has nothing to do with blockchain mechanics. This man and his team are absolutely dedicated to market reformation. Not only are you spitting in the face of one of the best of us, but you are also looking his gift horse in the mouth. Tone and inflection don't translate well through text, I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. I just want you to understand the situation.

>>50204083
Don't care you e-celeb shitter. WAGMI. Cohen is king, DFV is prophet

>>50204319
Nope, the dropped packet glitching made it seem like he was helping. Restart your brain and that should fix it.

>>50204344
Checked and keked

>>50204344
checked, this time you might actually be right

elontards bout to hit the ground hard bahaha

>>50204325
Perhaps the most incredibly based post I've ever read. Every knee shall bow, every tongue will confess. Even their forked ones. Christ is King of kings and Lord of lords.

>>50204344

>>50204344
This pasta deserved digits today, and I'm glad I got to see it get them.

>>50204380
good, fuck those guys, almost as bad as AMC retards.

>>50204355
>>50204377
shameless self-check, WAGMI

>>50204348
Here you go, fren.

>>50204083
THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.

>>50204344
kek wills it

when will the niggerstock mass suicides begin?

>>50204461
Niggers don't rope, they burn shit down

now

>>50204417
Knew one of my bros would come through. Thank you fren.

I will never DRS a single share :)

>>50204461
After they start seeing posts of GME holders living lavishly coupled with AMC going to sub-$5

>>50204384
Christ is king! I just worry about the sin I'm already planning on committing with this money. There are some things I feel must be unavoidable to find a girlfriend/wife. I've prayed my whole life for this moment but I'll feel guilty becoming a sugar daddy. But there is no other way for a rich man to do so in a near safe and controlled environment. It's eating me up inside. I also lost a large piece of my prayer life when Trump lost the presidency because it felt as if my prayers weren't listened to. My faith hasn't been the same since. I just hope I can find my fervor again.

>>50204511
bro you have super virginal energy

>>50204511
Trump gave you away, was almost quality bait

bros i bought bbby literally today, should i flip it and dump it on gme tomorrow or just keep it?

>>50204489
Based

>>50203036
K

>>50204535
That's fine. It's irrelevant because I'm about to become richer than my wildest expectations. I am who I am.

>>50204511
You can’t serve two masters, you will love one and hate the other.

>>50203807
Yeah they just told me to fuck off lmao
Politely of course, but nevertheless

>>50204511
basws

>>50204083
Sounds like the D man, the big D, Davey is gonna try his best to FUD until the divvy, just like Queen Kong who couldn't tell the difference between past and future tense

>>50204574
I just hope that I can find the diamond in the rough right off the bat so I won't be in sin for too long.

Just heard the news, anons. I'm so glad that our guy ryan cohen did this for my birthday

>>50204511
Holy fuck this is the virginest thing I've ever read

>>50204461
After no GMEllionaires buy in for AMSneed's "turn" to squeeze.

>Work all night
>Sleep all day
>Wake up to splividend announcement
ZIPPITY DOO DAH
ZIPPITY AY
MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

>>50204644
Now consider that 95% of schizos on /GME/ have genetics similar to this guy and it becomes a sure bet that most will go broke quickly.

>>50204666
lmao satan you're wrong as usual.

>>50204666
The devil is a liar.

>>50204666
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

>>50204344
Checked and WAGSO!

>>50204702
I love Elf so much bros, it's unreal.

>>50204627
What you say is blasphemous and the casualty of how you talk about sin and in doing so, diminishing the grace and important of Christ dying for ALL sin, is repugnant. Repent, or know that God is to be feared. Just as quickly he can give he will quickly take.

>>50204710
*tink tink tink*
Gamestop pals, can I have your attention please?

>>50204666
go back fowl demon

I can’t say I care too much about the bbby fags but the idea of them randomly kind of making it by being carried across the goal line on our backs while amc craters into the earth amuses highly.

>>50204744
Christ died for all our sins so we could be fallible humans, since we can't approach His grace, anon.

I was so occupied trying to find out what taxes I need to pay for a stock split dividend on my third world shithole I missed this until now

kek crypto baggies

Hello fellow GME holders. I have been off for a few days but had to stop back in for the news. I am thinking about DRSing a few more of my shares tomorrow so I get the split divvy faster. Knowing this general, this has probably already been thoroughly discussed and the dates have been looked at. Is this a good choice or am I fucking myself out of the split by doing this. I already have an account set up so I don't need to wait for snail mail. Thanks anons

>>50204811
do the split shares count for my LTG tax? I've held this shit for over a year, I hope the split shares can be LTG tax as well

>>50204828
Yes, they do.

>>50204489
Based. Apparently DRS was never the play

>>50204083
Hilarious. Guess he's not much of an expert, huh?

>>50202914
Amen

>>50204344

I'm curious to know if people who hold broker shares will get fukt through the dividend.. Since the dtc will have to pay for the shares and deliver the shares to brokers. Unless i am wrong, someone fact check me please.

>>50204811
Wouldn't you just recalculate the average cost after the split? What other kind of taxes would you have to do for a split?

>>50204845
unless Wutang

>>50204744
You don't think I understand this? I'm openly talking about how I don't like it. But I'm all open for your options for finding a spouse as a rich man without lying to your future significant other about your wealth. I'm all ears. Logically the only way is sugar daddying.
>>50204783
I bought 10 BBBY last week for lulz. If it goes up during MOASS to incredible gains, I'll sell it first and use that money to splurge a bit on my family.

Guys I'm a little nervous about my entire stack being DRS'd. How do I unregister shares back to Fidelity and Robinhood?

>>50202914
Amen anon

>>50204862
I planned accordingly and thought this through I have about 25 shares in Fidelity and I'm price anchoring starting at a million. I'll sell 1 share at a million, 5 shares at 20 million, 10 shares and 50 million and the rest are for insane numbers. If my fidelity shares get split too, I'm following the same method, but I'll have "the rest" for meme numbers and shenanigans.

>>50204913
I might xfer some back during 100k plus numbers.
The process seems convoluted.
>Help me too.

>>50204913
too late little man

>>50204913
nice try

>>50204862
>>50204913
The duality of man

>>50204789
NO. He died for our sins BECAUSE there was no other way to pay FOR sin. We would sacrifice things in Gods name, to have seek forgiveness. Our righteous and Holy God sent his son to live a sinless life because he was the only sacrifice that could absolve all sin.

For I am the Lord your God. Consecrate yourselves therefore, and be holy, for I am holy. You shall not defile yourselves with any swarming thing that crawls on the ground. Leviticus 11:44

Do you forget man was created in Gods Image Genesis 1:27, James 3:9??

Christ as he walked this earth commanded those who he redeemed from shame, and sun to go forth and sin no more. James 5:14-18, John 8:11

Christ asks us to be the salt of this world. Matthew 5:13-16.

Open up the living word of God and see the truth God has set before you.

>>50204828
as far as I understand they would have the same date as your original shares, but I'm not american so not 100% sure, I don't pay taxes based on time held over here, probably other anon knows best

>>50204865
cash dividends over here are taxed up to 35%, no fucking idea how my shit country manages stock split dividends and no clear info either on the net, guess I'll have to get an accountant

>>50204978
Then by definition man is sinless. So...how can anything that man does be sinful? Christ foresaw all sin in the gardens, iirc my Sunday school classes correctly. That means anything that anon does - anything ANYONE does - is paid for in Christ's sacrifice. They need not be a Christian, even.

>>50204945
How many have u drsed? In total i have 40 shares split between brokers and drsed, Currently im freaking out hoping to come out with generational wealth

>>50204886
If you’re a believer, why not just PRAY and ask Jesus to help you find a woman who will walk with you in your faith? Do not realize God sees all? God sees your deepest desires and sees the heart.

How high do you guys think the price can go, realistically? A billion? A septillion? A gazillion dollars?

>>50204461
2 weeks unironically

>>50205011
Yes he died for everyone’s Sin, but not everyone will accept this gift.

9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.
11 As Scripture says, “Anyone who believes in him will never be put to shame.”[e]
12 For there is no difference between Jew and Gentile—the same Lord is Lord of all and richly blesses all who call on him,
13 for, “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”[f]

14 How, then, can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one of whom they have not heard? And how can they hear without someone preaching to them?
15 And how can anyone preach unless they are sent? As it is written: “How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!”[g] Romans 10: 9-15

>>50205011
Man isnt sinless, but in christ we can see the way to be justified, and at best we can be crude imitations of it. Its in the way that christ gave us is our forgiveness. When we act as christ did, we are forgiven and are justified. When we choose sin, we choose the way of death

>>50205046
>biden poster...

>>50205046
∞

>>50205019
I have enough DRS'd to go from a modest xx to a modest xxx, just like with fidelity (if it goes through). But it's a similar number to what you have altogether in my CS account. YOU WILL MAKE IT FRIEND. You mill make it harder than 99% of /biz/ solely because you are loved and because you hold GME.
>>50205028
I'm not going to front. I will pray about it while continuing the course. I will pray for intervention if it's what God wants. There is ONE other route. There is European woman I'm talking to right now, but it's all up in the air because she's so far away, she has her own life and she's vaxxed.

The digits in this thread are wild.

Happy to have spent this time with you frens.

Best of luck, WAGMI

>>50205011
>>50205072
>>50205085
I'm pretty sure the phrase is "faith without works is dead"
Believing in Jesus while purposefully living a life of debauchery won't make you automatically forgiven when judgment comes.

>>50205046
My thought? idk why but I always thought $100,000,000 was a safe number. Don't ask me why, I'm just pulling it out of my ass.

the seethe is going to be unreal

>>50205072
Can explain why majority of the world will end up suffering in eternal hell-fire, just because they didn't choose to believe in Jesus Christ?

Where is the logic behind that. I want a straight answer.

>>50205144
They're going to scream RAYCISS because they were dumb enough to fall for the distraction stock and a whole bunch of plebbitors will become enlightened.

>>50205160
Yup. They'll hold until it's delisted, and will blame everything except Adam "I can't believe they're actually falling for this" Aron

>>50205155
Why don’t you ask God? God is righteous, yet he loves you so much he is
Literally giving you an opportunity to receive salvation.

That’s the purpose of the great commission. To spread the good news.

12“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

13“Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is easya that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many.
14For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few.

Matthew 7:12-14

However there are those who choose to lead you towards a life of eternal death. To be of this world, of material goods, to live in what is just a moment.

Open up a Bible, your heart and your spirit.

>>50205238
If God existed why would he allow AMC apes to get rugged?

Stock split was priced in. Back to 110 today fast.

>>50205299
All men are not equal, Anon

I will waggit THIS MONTH.

>>50205155
Hell is not real. A loving God would never send those who did not trust him to eternal damnation. That would not be loving.

God has set death, not torment in a fiery hell, as the penalty for sin. God told the first man, Adam, that the penalty for breaking God’s law would be death. (Genesis 2:17) He said nothing about eternal torment in hell. Later, after Adam sinned, God told him what his punishment would be: “Dust you are and to dust you will return.” (Genesis 3:19) He would pass out of existence. If God were actually sending Adam to a fiery hell, He surely would have mentioned it. God has not changed the punishment for defying his laws. Long after Adam sinned, God inspired a Bible writer to say: “The wages sin pays is death.”

>>50205299
checked and he cant make the choices for you. we are humans with free will after all. amc holders have been given ample opportunity, a plethora of information, and have had their stock sold by insiders from the start. it is what it is, they have seen what we have seen and have made their choice

>>50205238
No. Regardless of God's authority and "divine" purpose, he knows what the results will be -- torture and agony for an eternity. Who deserves that? Not even the most vile, child f*cker deserves that treatment.

YOU tell me. How can an eternity of suffering, without and reprieve be just?

>>50205345
Because they choose it themselves.

>>50205324
Based

>>50205201
Wow, is your pic related how it works? I should read more AMC posts.

>>50204952
If this thing blows in AH it will go straight past 110K numbers to $4milly

>>50205330
No. Hell is surely real. Literal hell was experienced by the rich man.

Luke 16:23

Matthew 5:29-30

Jesus tells the people to cut off their offending parts in order to prevent themselves from going to Hell

>>50205330
Do not manipulate the gospel.

41 The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. 42 They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 43 Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Whoever has ears, let them hear.

Matthew 13:41-43

22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham,(U) have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’(V)

25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things,(W) but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.(X) 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

Luke 16:22-26

15 Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life(A) was thrown into the lake of fire.

Revelations 20:15

>>50205415
Waiting for an answer.

>>50205345
I gave you an answer. It’s In the gospel. If you do not like Gods judgement and his requirements to receive salvation as it’s stated in the gospel, why don’t you talk to the him yourself?

Why don’t you tell God what he can and cannot do and why? If you seek an answer to the questions as to why it is, and you’re not satisfied with it, why don’t you pray and have God reveal to you his true intentions and specifications for salvation? Go ahead, I encourage you.

>>50205431
>>50205365
You didn't like the truth so you ignored it forever. That's fine, it's a free dimension.

christcucks are mentally ill

>>50205155
We don’t know if the majority of the world is in Hell but Christ warned us it is real and we could end up there.

Your concern is not based on logic. I would recommend reading The _City of God by Saint Augustine_ if you want to understand the faith better. If you want rational arguments for God’s existence I would start with Dr. Edward Feser’s _Beginners Guide to Aquinas_ or _The Last Superstition_

>they really think a tribe of ignorant desert dwellers had all the answers about human consciousness and the cosmos

Late night gme is supposed to be comfy, van you fuckers stop bickering

>>50205512
To be fair anon it doesn’t seem like an argument so much as an actual discussion

>>50205518
I pray for our brothers and sisters in Christ that they will understand the urgency of the great commission. Have a good night brother.

>>50205512
Protestants>Catholics
Simple as

>>50205497
At this point it's at least half contrarianism for them.
>well the people who are telling us to sell GME and that Trump is evil are also telling us Jesus isn't God

>>50205532
Let the dead bury the dead.

>>50205487
ding ding ding

So with telsas split history was it strait splits or were any of them dividend splits?

>>50205468
Because God can't justify it. There is no justice in an eternal punishment. and there is no answer in the Gospel concerning this. You would provide it to me right now if you could -- the same way you easily referenced the scripture above about the existence of Hell. When ever someone says "ask God" it's like saying "fuck you." You want to be try to ask God for answers knowing full well that I won't recieve ANY kind of answer. If there was an answer, wouldn't the hundreds of thousands of prayerful Christians already have been told the truth of it?
The only thing the gospel can tell you is WHY it's important to accept Christ. But it doesn't help you make sense of God's reasonings.

>>50205487
kek

So let me get this straight. GameStop gives CS 220 million shares, they give the DRS'd shares their divvy first, then the remaining shares go to the brokers who obviously don't have enough to go around. This causes a run on broker shares which MOASS while CS shares sit around at $30???

>>50205567
Imagine receiving eternal damnation for something you did in your short time on this plane of existence. If god was that foul and unjust then we’re all fucked from the get. Those desert dwellers figured out that shame is a powerful motivator.

>>50205415

Your personal interpretation of the Gospels is not reality. The Early Church Fathers had a lot to say about Hell. You are cut off from tradition.

How do you know the Bible and all the books it contains are truly the inspired word of God without tradition and apostolic succession?

>>50205412
The example of The Rich Man and Lazarus was an illustration made by Jesus. Several factors indicate this:

If the rich man were in a literal place of burning torment, would not the fire evaporate the water on Lazarus’ fingertip?

Even if it were not evaporated, would a single drop of water bring the rich man lasting relief from his suffering in a literal fire?

How could Abraham be alive in heaven, since Jesus clearly stated that up to the time Jesus related the parable, no one had gone to heaven?—John 3:13.

You might argue, well it may be an illustration, but it symbolises that some will go to Hell.

The teaching of hellfire does not fit in with what the Bible says about the condition of the dead. For example, it does not say that all good people who die experience bliss in heaven or that bad people are tortured in hellfire. Rather, the Bible clearly states: “The living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing at all.”—Ecclesiastes 9:5.

Why are most Christians so hateful?

>>50205595
>sit around at $30
no

>>50205567
the ways we choose and make our selfs out of live on till eternity. "Hell" is being without God, who is whats good and true. The ways we choose in this life can lead us closer to or further away from God. Its the consequence of our own actions for rejecting "The Way" or Dao to put it in an eastern philosophy you might understand. Christian philosophy believes in a period shortly after death though where the ways of a man are challenged after knowledge of God has been made clear. Some call it purgatory, others call it limbo, its the same general idea. No one can convince you though, there has to be a longing in your heart to know, and its from that longing that you find your own way to know God. Of all of the ways I've studied, and I'ved studied many, Christianity is the most perfect. Dont underestimate the wisdom of the ancients. Its easy to say they were stupid desert people, but humanity is in some ways like the heat of a flame, where the further it gets from the source the cooler it becomes. Not every step is forward progress when it comes to humanity

Everyone lives forever.

>>50205595
No all shares will go up in value as they will be forced to buy them from wherever they can’t get them from at whatever price anyone is willing to sell them.

>>50205608
Spiritual discernment > tradition.

I’m sure the Pharisees felt the same way as you did as Christ steered from tradition.

>>50202731
That's only 4% of a yil. We're in the endgame now.

>>50205633
This. Quantum immortality is the truth.

>>50205637
So DRS chads get to sell 4x their stack while the ones in the brokers have to hope they get theirs?

>Qqwjelbx
god fucking damn you are the biggest nigger i've ever seein in all of my 15 years or so of browsing 4chan
it's one thing to be a christfag but to be at this level while also preaching on an indonesian underwater basket weaving discussion forum is a whole other level of faggotry
and yet here you are succumbing to the sin of greed

>>50205608
>How do you know the Bible and all the books it contains are truly the inspired word of God without tradition and apostolic succession?
The punchline here is that you don't know even with that because the early succession is of dubious historical reality.

Pattycake pattycake..

>50205654
You’re a fucking retard.

>>50205662
They want to make the idea stick so bad, but no one's buying it. I'm proud of you retards sometimes.

>>50205655
Maybe. You dont know that though. Just look around man. No one is forcing you into any sort of thought, at least im not. But if you do really want to "ask" God for answers, you have to do it with action. The intellect is the path to change the will. By exposing yourself intellectually you open up the chance for those answers. Its not enough to just think 5 words "will you tell me please". I'l stop shitting up the board now

why are they all like this

>>50205662
???
So which is it? Everyone in brokers get phantom shares while DRS shares are authentic? They only need to close the phantom shares. I don't want to be stuck hodling the bag in CS

>>50205681

the rhetoric is off the chain boys

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there is nothing else to do. the fractals, the kathies, the yils. the dunkies. the pajeets. the kennies and ledgies. It all led to this moment where you hold GME and just have to wait.

That's literally it. Simple as.

and with that said

AHEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>50205633
>>50205644
Checked that's good enough for me

>>50205639
Spiritual discernment led me to accept that Christ left us a Church built on Peter and the Gates of Hell shall not prevail against it.

How did the Bible become canonized and how come you do not accept the apocryphal gospels?

can you fags go to a different board to have this talk

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vt5ahd/want_some_more_confirmation_that_short_sellers/

>>50205699
>>50205699
>>50205699
Threaded.

>timing the top with CS

I have a job interview tomorrow bros. I'll have a lot of questions to ask them because I may consider buying the company 2 weeks from now.

>>50205746
Luvya StonerAnon.
>just took a gummie myself

>>50202876
kek same

>>50204344
checked

Anons, do I DRS 30% more right now to ensure speedy delivery of a dividend or will I miss the record date on the 18th. I already have an acccount

>>50204355
Hey Dave. Get fucked