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They said Siga would make you rich. HAhAhahAH!

Reminder to ignore large cap stocks. Ignore small cap stocks.

You want to invest in no cap stocks.

Line goes sideways for 20 years. Welcome to the new normal.

I'm too shell shocked to believe we're back.

>>50196701
LOW VOLUME WARNING

They tried to bury us bull bros...

>>50196719
deadass fr fr

WEAT fags btfo. No one cares about your wheat shortage lmao

Retard bear losers. Reminder that being bearish is now the normie mainstream Reddit opinion

>muh recession!!!!!! Folks in the know made that trade literally months ago. It’s priced in.

>>50196719
>>50196740
That post sponsored by WM and SCI.

bullbros I took my shirt off, ready for the golden mumurun

>>50196701
This is the juice I'm going to drink tonight because I'm sad.

where my SQQQ bros at?

>>50196701

MARKET IS GOING UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE UHH UMMM UHH JUST UHH BECAUSE UHHHHHHHHH STONKS GO UP!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking we break 390 today by close, and maybe 400 tomorrow if we're being conservative.

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

We're going to 400. Power hour. Leftover fireworks from the 4th of July.

was that it? is SIGA already done?

>>50196751
Oh JESUS! Not a “priced in” poster! DUMP AHEAD! Youve doomed us all you STUPID BASTARD

>>50196770
lul

>>50196748
Pretty based. Getting food without work goes against nature herself.

>>50196751
This is a sucker's rally. If we don't gap down tomorrow, I will eat my dick. Screencap this.

>>50196748
This is too based to not be satire

I dont respect women or jews and blame them for this market crash

>>50196779
>starts dumping
Wrong.

what a gay stupid market

>>50196789
didn't anyone tell you, SOXL only goes up now
green is the color of money, coincidence? i think not

>>50196719
BRUH!

>>50196701
Bobo

Whheeeeerrre aaaarrrrrrree yyoooooooouu

>>50196770
IT'S BEEN PRICED IN! ALL BAD THINGS ARE PRICED IN AND LINE ONLY GOES UP!

>>50196782

>>50196821
I've never been wrong before.

>>50196719
fr fr?

>>50196751
you're about to get bobo'd
look at this shit lmao

>>50196809
Capped

>>50196751
THIS fucking guy is to blame!

BLAME HIM NOW!

>>50196761
hang in there bud

>>50196809
No you won't and no I won't.

>>50196809

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50196812
They 404ed the article.

You can add Reddit spacers in with anime posters and namefags as "people you should never listen to in /smg/."

>>50196651
>>50196723
im not cutting my own freedom fries you autists

What the FUCK is going on with the market today?

>muh line has to go up because normies think line will go down
Do you realize everything is so motherfucking fucked that it doesn't matter if retail is bearish

>>50196886
I looked at what that cat was drinking again and it's got gook runes on it. I can't take it anymore!

>>50196761
https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

>l-look at this shitty graph w-we're due for a flush down!!
bobo cope on overdrive. It's priced in, all of it.

green days ahead
i can feel it

HERE IT COMES

Just remember, /smg/, losers average losers.

>>50196898
baggie has no dick

>>50196927
we have always been at war with Eastasia

>>50196809
>>50196898
I hope you are right Key Key- but fuck things don't make sense right now. We are even fixing to get in a currency war with EU.

This rally will fail like the others.

uhm SOXL sissies?

>SQQQ

everything is gonna be alright, nobody panic

The operators remembered they're not supposed to close the market that high and they're bringing it back.

what the fuck was that........

FIVE HUNDRED

FOUR HUNDRED

>>50196883
real talk- this is a concern

*dumps*

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>50197007
EVERY PAMIC RIGHT NOW

What the fuck lol?

I fucking told all you cocksucking bulltards and now you can get fucked, fuck you.

NONONO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>50196748
Try and buy a ton of flour on Amazon- they are already rationing how much you can buy...

BULLBROS EMERGENCY WE NEED MORE SLURPERS

Quick do I take out a $5,000 personal loan to buy SPY calls?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

yep its time to turn bear

How are we doing today fellow SOXL Sisters?

TERRAIN, TERRAIN

PULL UP

PULL UP

>>50197038
It was exit pump just like everyone with a working brain predicted and now exuberant bulls are getting fucking heemed.

>>50196896
>dumped into close
Wrong lmao

I'm poor again

AND YOU MAY BE
HOOKED

>>50197044
I tried to warn them about the "sucker's rally". fucking summer newfags.

>>50197006
>The frog takes a shit almost as big as itself.

>>50196939
I drank a steel reserve and a couple of fosters yesterday and i feel sick as hell today
I think it has more to do with the fact that I’ve been drinking whiskey and beer heavily since Friday though
fuck

>>50196929
>You can add Reddit spacers in with anime posters and namefags as "people you should never listen to in /smg

Shut up

faggot

Oh shit bros I was wrong, run for your lives, 500 year bear market incoming!

GM might end up filing for bankruptcy a second time.

>>50197067
RETARD

RETARD

Sleepy time.

>>50197006
Why'd you post a >minute long webm of a frog taking a shit? Why'd I watch it all?

God damn that's a huge shit.

>still in the same downward channel we've been in all year
>mumu's creaming himself over this fake pump

we are so bright green tomorrow

pack it up boys
bull market is over

>>50196701
You have to basically go on whatever normies are thinking at the time. Back in 2021 all of them are thinking it's a never ending bull run, and now they're just parroting "recession" "depression", "stock market crash", even the ones that don't invest in anything. This means the bottom is in.

>>50197091
your name is trash namefag just leave before we heem you ourselves faggot

>>50197074
This is a power hour you retard!

>>50197097
Jokes on you: I'm up $0.11 today.

>>50197067
STALL
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP
STALL
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP

>>50197099
>>50197006
Kek'd I also watched all of it. Why did I not skip?

im on red team now

SQQQties, ww@!

just a fakeout, we'll continue the pump into futures bull bros. Limit up's tomorrow.

>>50197059
the time to do that was on Friday and Tuesday

>>50197107
lmao with this market probably- who the fuck knows

thanks, appreciate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naG6ScaFE44

>>50197140
DON'T SINK
DON'T SINK
DON'T SINK

>>50197134
I'm going to post and there's nothing you can do about it faggot :)

>>50197156
there is literally no telling in this market
brings a whole new level to the degenerate gambling meme
that being said, we all know it’s going down further eventually

Ahh I see everyone is starting to realize that the Fed stating restrictive rates are infact, not bullish

>>50197006
Can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Is this what eating bugs does to you?

here we got the final minute of the day. Hopefully this pumps us back up to the golden bull run,

oh my god i love it so much here on red team
felt so weird being on green team for the past month

theres just something about red team where you just, feel smarter, you just feel better than everyone else

>>50197180
k I’ll just filter your faggot shit because you offer nothing of value anyway

what the fuck was that?

AND WALLAH WE'RE BACK

>>50197189
>I’m not retarded anymore mom
welcome to the team bud

>>50197189
you know what they say, bulls make money, bears make money, and niggers go to jail.

>>50197189
today I dumped major bags that ive been holding
NFLX, TGT, WMT
fuck it I submit
lets go down more

WHEAT ENDED GREEN, WE’RE FUCKIN BACK WHEAT CHADS

>>50197198
u mad?

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

Welp... it's been fun. I don't have any rope, but my belt will work I guess
See ya, enjoy the poems: https://controlc.com/90057b65

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

Ended up a cool $20 today. Suck it, doomers.

The collapse is imminent. Mentally talicise the the.

and bobo once again shorted the bottom

I just checked SIGA's price when I woke up and then checked it now.
I'm looking at the chart.

What the fuck?
This shit is the most manipulated stock since GME (pre-squeeze/le reddit). Don't care, not selling below $100.

>>50197133
>now they're just parroting "recession" "depression", "stock market crash"
Because even normies can look out of the window and see everything on fire. Cataclysmic inflation, food shortages, energy shortages, war in Europe, soon war in Taiwan, Italy causing a debt crisis again.

>>50197253
Who shorted you, mumu?

>>50197250
Down 99%, could have been worse I guess

>>50197250
-.06%. Eh, it's fine.

>>50197133
hubris

Lmao futures.

>>50197250
Down 3.12%

FUCK

>>50197236
I always appreciated your posts

>>50197250
I’m only down $60 today as opposed to the $9k I lost in the last 4 weeks. I can feel the wind starting to shift…

>>50197253
Shorted AMZN at $114.93 and covered at $114.13. I made $600 from your faggy little pump, mumu :^)

>>50197236
You gave a shout out to Tinny? How old is this poem?

>>50197250
meh same as the last week and a half or so. mostly sitting on the sidelines after I had an 11.5% day 3 weeks ago.

>>50197261
You see we were supposed to let covid kill off the boomers, and that would have flooded the market with cheap and affordable housing, but because they forced everybody to lock down and take the stimulus money they're creating a crisis that we're not ready for.

Why haven't you bought?

>>50197250
I made $60 on a gamble early in the morning then set it down to be a wagie

>>50197250
Pretty much a wash. Tiny gain on my short leveraged position, only losses to my long bags which I expect to hang on to till 2024-5. Not bad, not great.

I had to go to work and I totally missed what the Fed minutes said. What's the deal? I see headlines saying it was hawkish but my line is green for the day

>>50197250
Up 4% feelin pretty pumped

AMD eod rugg lol wtf

>>50197317
I have a strict “No trading /smg/ tickers” policy, sorry analsex chud

>>50197236
https://controlc.com/2853d55b

>>50196701
loaded to the brim 17,000 SQQQ on todays QQQ Pump over 290 hoping to cash out before the FOMC at 65 - 70 limit sells

>>50197356
based
>>50197236
also based

GME 4:1 stock split

>>50197250
+23%
>on my demo account

>>50197356
Based

How do I use RSI and MACD?

>>50197356
if I wasn't learning japanese I'd have never known that they're all chinese

>>50197356
based

>>50197424
divergence n shit

uhh wtfwt???

There’s no way we’re in another tech bub-
>average of IPO’s with negative earnings for years 1997-2000: 59.75%
>average IPO’s with negative earnings for years 2017-2020: 78.75%

I feel like this shit is gonna go lower. SPY closed right at its 20dma on low volume even with the FOMC.

>>50197424
Very carefully.

>>50197459
>>50197377

>>50197350
Then you'll have to sell everything forever.

>>50197459
Lmao they're doing every trick to stay relevant

>>50197356
Is this a downey parade?

>>50197356
>asians

>>50197462
Ah, but are you including SPACs?

He didn't buy at:
>$9
>$10
>$11
>$12
>$13
-you are here-
>$14
>$15
>$16
>$17
etc.

>>50197250
was up 20%

probably time to sale. don't want to hold it much longer

>>50197236
goodbye may you find better fortune in the next world

>>50197236
See you tomorrow, fag.

>>50197236
Don't do it anon I like your poems a lot

>>50195923
If oil “bottomed” at $98 and the 10 year “bottomed” at 2.7 then we are truly fucked you smoothbrain.

Lower highs?
Or higher lows?

>>50197236
Don't do it poemanon I promise EATZ will go back up

Invest in MCD

>>50197629
Oil bottomed at $98...until tomorrow morning's SPR dump.

Markets Rally on Hawkish fed minutes. Be sure to hit that like and subscribe button for more market insights.

was today a good day to get in nrgu?

>>50197654
That just means it's made from real meat instead of slime

I remember this sideways feel, right before before Netflix popped that 2nd time (the ACK-man moment). Except I'm getting this feel for the entire market. I'm not buying into the fake and gayness of all this, are you? No one wants to trade in a market so heavily manipulated. If you want to see what SOXL should really be doing, look at the Taiex.

>>50197236
Is this really the type of roll model you want to be?

>>50197697
What a fucking cope.
>eating moldy shit full of bugs is good for you! it means it's real!

Real food doesn't have fucking bugs.

OHHHHHHH SHIT HEAAAAAAADS. ARE YOU READY TO WATCH YOUR SHIT BURN BEFORE THE GREATEST DILDO YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!?

Anyone who isn't swing trading the highest volume stocks right now is a faggot

>>50197761
Anyone who doesn't just let John Direxion do it for them is an even bigger faggot.

>>50197761
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

>>50197654
Much better than MacD

>>50197804
>using macd instead of the SS indicator
Love me some shake shack

>>50197802
>>50197761
Bullish for SIGA

>>50197424
The intended is to only use one candle period, usually 1day. Don't go cobfusing yourself looking at the 1 hour or whatever:
RSI: buy when line crosses above 30 after being lower. Short when line cross under 70 after being higher.
MACD: you're just supposed to buy/sell when the two lines cross
Note that neither of these are very good. MACD entries and exits are usually way late. RSI is just shit when used for swinging.

>>50197880
What should I use instead?

They really bounced the indexes off that 1% line.
huh

ASMB stock ladies!

Fed minutes confirm that Mumu is about to get his asshole blown out by Jerome's Big Hawk Cock. Jerome is calling that you're calling his bluff.

>>50197905
your brain and an adblocker rule for the sell button

>>50197905
i was using tea leaves and i ching, but now I just flip a coin.

>>50197949
p r i c e d i n

>>50197949
>PEACE HAS COST YOU YOUR STRENGTH, MUMU!

>16 more hours till the stock market opens
>tfw got heemed with amd calls
yeah fuck this stock, fuck this market, and fuck jerome powell

>>50197993
Kek

>>50197979
Nope. Equity markets rallied today while treasury yields jumped. Stock market is dumb money and bond market is smart money. Robin Hooders are about to get cucked by Big Hawk Jerome and his pal Bobo.

Anyone know why the market liked the Fed minutes?? Why'd we go up

>>50198069
It was an exit pump idiot.

>>50198069

>>50198069
the fed was buying

>>50198088
Melt tomorrow and Friday? Haha that’s be epic

>>50198107
Melt down that is

>>50198061
10y already priced in 3.5 as the neutral rate, we aren't going any higher. MM's know next FOMC is gonna be the last hike before we restart QE again

>>50198103
The fed isn't buying. They came out and said they were liquidating their personal portfolios in December citing ethical reasons and conflicts of interest.

>>50197654
This shit happens in America all the time, quality in Russia is unironically probably better

Taking out a huge loan, and then buying and DRIP’ing JEPI on margin for a sweet 26% yield. Retarded, or genius?

>>50198150
>FOMC is gonna be the last hike before we restart QE again
this is where you are wrong- they may have just pushed out the massive collapse until the next administration. Its always a game of hot potato- look back to the 70s.

>>50198069
>Anyone know why the market liked the Fed minutes?? Why'd we go up
market always pumps on a Fed day because of volatility crush after the news is released, even if it's bearish news. then usually the market prices in the news the next day

i opened a QQQ short for september

>>50198158
the Fed has a trading desk where they can buy the market. unless you're memeing me right now

Has anyone heard of a little thing called GME?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she likes the way it pumps.

Wet wet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

>>50198194
only one way to find out

>>50198208
> YOLANDI

>>50198199
plenty of time for a melt up then seeing as biden has 2 more years in office.

>>50197006
this frog is having the time of his life

>>50198200
About to open some 1 DTE SOM S&P futures in case this move reverses. Bc you know euro drama, yields moon, DXY moon etc. feels right

The islamic state is in Nigeria to destabilize and prep the next wave of new europeans this winter.

SOXL is going to get fucking HEEMED tomorrow

>>50198200
>the Fed has a trading desk where they can buy the market.
Hi Gregory

>>50198150
Why is the 10yr yield so low currently.

>>50198318
europe needs more doctors and engineers anyways

>bobo when the market's open
every day, he gets BTFO'd during trading hours and then when the market is closed the schizo faggots come out with their reddit tier horseshit

>>50198371
the bond market is leading the fed.

>>50198386
Yeah especially when they seize the niger oil fields

>>50198329
How is that different than any other normal day??

>>50198329
who do they hug and why over the shoulders

>>50198393
kek post bags

>retail shorts
>gets blown up with rally
>proceed to dump after retail closes shorts and goes long

>>50198329
explain

>>50198386
Drug doctors and crackpipe engineers?>>50198446
something about feeling your dick size or something

llmao gregory mannerino is fucking crazy

>YFW you didn't FOMO

>>50198318
Russia and Syria were heeming ISIS with the US but I get the feeling that mutual hatred isn't gonna last

>>50198329

Why shouldn’t I put my entire retirement into SIGA? I’ve never been so sure in something since you guys shilled BKKT

>>50198494
-4% tomorrow, evenish or slightly green friday
BLACK MONDAY (down 10-15%)
The holiday was all we needed to get the algos out of whack

Our economy is so healthy! Its only up form here guys!

https://twitter.com/ViralNewsNYC/status/1544712392482988032

we fucking from tomorrow or a couple years from now. Im gunna keep blowing my pay checks into SQQQ and SPXS

>>50198407
But the market priced in fed futures for 3% by september.

>>50198532
Europe downgraded its threat rating.
They might sell a bunch of doses but stonks need meme magic or they just get heeeeeemed

>>50198532
I did, why haven't you?

>>50198535
I’m in for $1k bear bro. Will buy S&P futures puts once it opens at 6pm et tonight

Oh THAT'S why our government is simping for Ukraine

>>50198535
I hope so. I'm ready to lose my money

Took the day off of work to spend the day in bed with gookfu. She is very sweet. I can see why baggot likes her so much. Me and Miko plan on having a three way with her later.

>>50198560
I think 4 kids got it, and 1 of them is in an intensive care unit. Basically kids are going to get heemed by the gay virus.

there are posters in this thread RIGHT NOW who thought they would get rich from gay buttsex...

>>50198591

>>50198575
Brazilian bunda futus up or down?

>>50198591
Holy Christ imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing that.

>>50198600
But who? Who could have given them the adult gay virus???

>>50198591
Show her tits or gtfo

Oh shit what the fuck, I did not realize Greg was shilling JEPI today before I posted. What the fuck, I can’t buy it now

>>50198624
>YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE CATS JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

>>50198646
Sure!

>Russell being eaten alive by the Nasdaq again
Ahh yes, the "2020-2021" scenario.
Did you remember to buy some tech turds for the MOASS?

>>50197133

Appeals to normie sentiment are frequently BS, misrepresented by people rationalizing their position. Bulls were trying to sell the "everyone is bearish" line here months ago and here we are.

The only reliable thing is that the Fed determines the trend, and they always take longer than the market expects to pivot. All the same people who got rate hikes and QT and inflation and recession wrong are now sure the Fed is finished fucking the market, and I suspect they're going to give me a very nice entry point on SQQQ with a delusional pump. God bless them.

>>50198639

>>50198591
G_DDAMN IT FUCK YOU ROCKER!!!!

>>50198681
I guess I didn't specify nipples too, you win

>>50198560
That organization did the exact same thing exactly 1 month before covid lockdowns

>>50198744
Imagine thinking your gookfu was actually in best Korea, instead of the best state which is Michigan. Lol. LMAO!!!

>>50198795
can u explain wtf a dark pool is? Is this just a bag holding meme?

VOLKER 2.0 be prepared for a 15% rape hike rug pull when inflation doesn't magically go away and becomes entrenched

>>50198795
The Dark Pools. They Are In Motion. Lol.

>>50198831
tldr super secret trading groups the big boys use to dunk on retail.

>>50198795
Not very dark if random twats know about it, innit?

bros I asked a girl on bumble to get coffee sunday, she said "I actually work at a coffee shop on sunday lol". Is this a yes?

>>50198603
I can't believe there are posters that DON'T have SIGA.

>>50198876
Did she suggest a reschedule? Otherwise, that's a no, dawg.

>>50198876
>"Then you can serve me for free."

>>50198603
I averaged UP on my gay sex stocks today.

>>50198831
jews buying and selling without influencing the order books or market price

>>50198876
It means no, she wants to get her drink on and suck some dick

>>50198810
it better be upper peninsula

>>50198795
Kek

>>50198854
The Fed was pretty hawkish. We might be in for some crazy times ahead.

>>50198879
Sure it will be an epidemic, but not a pandemic at least not with current growth stats. We already got Covid, its extremely unlikely we get another pandemic this soon. That being said the world doesnt make a lot of sense right now so what fucking gives, good luck anon.

>>50198854
What's the next hike? 75 bps again?

>>50198986
>AN EPIDEMIC is a disease that affects a large number of people within a community, population, or region. A PANDEMIC is an epidemic that's spread over multiple countries or continents. ENDEMIC is something that belongs to a particular people or country.
tldr; its a pandemic retard, its in 70 countries

Green or red.

>>50198966
Actually all of their proposed hikes are very DOVISH, unprecedentedly dovish infact, as in, not nearly enough to slow inflation, this is very bad, because reality will very quickly catch up to them.

>>50198876
>"I actually work at a coffee shop on sunday lol". Is this a yes?
that means think of a different place to go for a date. it's not necessarily a "no". nobody wants to go on a date to a place like they already work at

>>50198876
Just say thats great ill be over for your lunch break. Don't take no for an answer, be a man, hold her down & forced feed her that coffee if need be.

I made $39.35 today
Stay mad mitches

I'm a professional, unironically

VIX is surprising low considering everything that is and could happen in the next month.

>>50198876
I asked gookfu if she would bring me back metal chop sticks from korea and she didn't answer me. She's never coming back is she?

>>50199020
>ENDEMIC is something that belongs to a particular people
yea, gays.

>>50199098
We'll hit 40 on the VIX and that's when you gotta start smacking the ask as hard as you possible can with all of your shekels.

>>50196751
Normie is actually the reddit word, you stupid normalfaggot. And it doesn't fucking matter about people's opinions because the actual reality is that the economy is going into recession. Your wishes that repeating numbers would cause it to go green do not change reality and trading against the market while screaming that it's unfair that you're losing money is also retarded.

>>50199020
If it's just the gays, you can claim epidemic

>>50199098
are VIX and SQQQ correlated?

>>50197949
haha look at the tiny brains that mumus have

>>50199108
What do you think? Let's just say, you're gonna want to stock up on booze. You're gonna need it.

Buying netflix was the worst mistake of my life. Normies and tinder bitches fucked me good on that one.

Kek baggies

>>50199108
Probably getting railed by a few of her fellow gooks. When she finally contacts you "sorry for the delay, I was in the shower" - then you'll know for sure.

>>50199142
>tinder bitches fucked me good
No, they didn't.

QQQ 240 Put Sept 16 2022
UUP 29 Call Sept 16
USO 65 Put Jul 29
FXE 93 Put Aug 19
DBC 22 Put Aug 19

Short Nasdaq
Long USD
Short Crude Oil
Short Euro
Short Commodities in general

if these trades dont work i will be financially ruined. i've popped Last Stand

>>50199142
What's your average?

>>50198898
using this

>>50199168
401/share lol

>>50199160
that's okay i guess, their penises won't reach that one part of her vagina where my penis likes to rub against.

New!
>>50195266
>>50195266
>>50195266

>>50199190
Wew lad

>>50199135
Yeah, thats where my bet is at.

>>50199199
u nigger. You made me click

>>50199167
>Short Crude Oil

Lol. Lmao, even

>>50199242
>>50199242
>>50199242
new
>>50199242
>>50199242
>>50199242
new

>>50199199

>>50198795
muh darkpools

>>50198854
never gonna happen, the US would be insolvent if rates even passed 6%

>>50198681
he delivered
based

>>50199108
Why dont you find a nice Jewess?

>>50198986
do you think covid was just a one time deal??? there will be indefinite profitable pandemics

>>50196716
Slowly, friend.