/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50198099
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,138.280B, 96P = 22.27375B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

FUCK
WHY WON'T ANYTHING FUCKING HAPPEN
I AM NOT COMFY I AM NOT ZEN
I HAVE MY ENTIRE NETWORTH TIED UP IN THIS PLAY AND I AM SICK OF FUCKING WATCHING IT DROP DAY BY DAY\
JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ALREADY
RELEASE THE DIVVY
RELEASE THE MARKETPLACE
TELL US THE MOASS IS CANCELLED
FUCKING DO SOMETHING SO I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY GODDAMN LIFE

>>50198099
Checked and blessed. I can’t wait to see what the shills come up with now that there’s an actual time frame on happenings

Kek splitties

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50198099
checked

>>50198119
WAGMI.
Nice timing with the post above you.

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Qui habet aures audiendi audiat!
Factum fieri infectum non potest.
Fīat justitia ruat caelum.
Non canimus surdis, respondent omnia silvae.
Sneed eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50198099
Checkies.

>>50198099
HEY NIGGER FAGGOT
>HEY NIGGER FAGGOT
HEY NIGGER FAGGOT
>HEY NIGGER FAGGOT
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>>50198099
Checked, very comfy indeed. Feels surreal. Enduring crab June wasn't in vain. WAGMI

>>50198099
>stock split in 2 more weeks

MOASS tomorrow

So we Moon before the end of the month?

>>50198115
thanks bot for proving the "i'm a tired investor" posts were exactly that :D

Fucking finally.

a very special day is coming
when the dividend split hits your accounts and there isn't a MOASS, what will you do? how will you cope? will you claim T+2? muh 50 cent puts?
no cope will save you when nothing happens. it will all finally be over
ill be here all day long when the shares are delivered to remind you i was right all along, and you've been tricked into bagholding a dead video game retailer stock that had the shorts long since closed

I will be going on Grindr later and sucking a dick in honour of Cohen, this one is for you champ!

How high do you think the price will go before the split? Also RIP Kenny's butthole.

Can someone please check on GMEs "pump reserves" and see if we have enough for the next leg higher???

>mfw CERN put in on the best timeline
>mfw the Final Act of the Great Wall Street Siege has just begun

LOL

LMAO

>>50198191
I'm not a bot, legitimately just a beat down and fatigued investor. I hadn't seen the split news until after I posted that, it gives me a little bit of hope

Reminder that the date to end all dates is horsedicks.jpg and the faggot who made it wasted their time being a fucking retard

>50198211
>ill be here all day long
Why do you care so much?

>>50198157
Yeah but that’s the old strategy. I want something new, something fresh that takes into account what’s happening

Do you think it is only a 4 to 1 split now so they can do more splits/a bigger split in the future?

>>50198257
because it's funny lol

thank you CERN for making ryan cohen do the stock split

YOURE ALL WELCOME BROS I DONT COME TO THE THREADS FOR ONE DAY AND WE GET THE SPLIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WAGMI WAGDAD WAGSO SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>50198250
>it gives me a little bit of hope
Sell now

>>50198273
I’m looking forward to your roping most of all. The knowledge that you could have ensured that your great* grandchildren wouldn’t have to work for the next 400 years but chose to spit on it has to be be painful
>>50198264
They can do another 3-1 and still have like 100M shares left for executive compensation and shit

HILY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
BLACK THURSDAY IMMINENT IM GOING TO BE RICH

>>50198211
Checked and thanks for the laughs, Lum.

I bought 50 bbby and drs'd them. Before you Sneed me, I'll have you know that I have 130 shares of GME so this bbby play is just for shits and giggles.

jesus fucking christ
so this is why they reduce RRP drastically last friday, to short GME and to pump the whole market in anticipation for this news
they're afraid of margin call

Is the split immediate or does it trigger later? Obviously the effects of it on hedgies buying could be immediate

>>50198309
It's been over a year and a half bro. I'm at the end of my rope and don't want to get my expectations up for nothing only to be hurt again. At best I am expecting 3x more shares and a 3x discount on the price

>>50198099
Checked OP of wagagmigagamigamigagamiagmi

heh

do you think we're gonna MOASS before the split happens?

Come on MotherFuckers let's go! I'll be Fucking ready tomorrow, I hope you MotherFuckers are prepared. You will have ZERO excuse for not making it after the 22nd!

>>50198362
You'd know it was the 18th if you could read

>>50198363
>Waaaaaaaaaaahh
Sell now

An immense feeling of comfy has overtaken me.

I am comfy.

I HAVE A QUESTION OF VITAL IMPORTANCE!

Does this mean MOASS started on Wednesday? BENCHODE Cohen BASTERD has played us all..

>>50198099
Bakie check!

>>50198322
i don't even know who you are but you'll probably be in the compilation of the collective reddit mass suicide, very much looking forward to it

Bros...WAGMI

>>50198211
Back to sleep soxl bitch. Sorry gme baggies ill take this one back to /smg/. Congrats on ur announcement.

>>50198368
Obviously as the prime brokers will have to recall shares BY July 20. Divvie in aaccount on 21.

Thanks RC

>>50198387
Right there with you anon. Gonna get a lot of rest tonight. Tomorrow is gonna be fuckin wild.

CAN YOU FEEL IT LADS!?

kek hedgies

So how do shills get us to sell before the 22nd? I'm genuinely curious what kind of whacky script they'll come up with.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor
Post YFW WAGMI

>>50198427

>>50198427

so did we won now?

>>50198405
Thanks, Ryan. I know I've called you king baggie and made fun of you these last days but I'm really grateful you did the needful.

I cant believe it. When I saw that headline I thought I was dreaming. Is it finally almost over? Are we nearly free?

>georgia guidestones destroyed and split on the same day
what timeline did we move to?

>>50198401
don't worry bobo, your time will come soon enough, but first the GME reddit crowd must be dealt with

>>50198427

>>50198427

>>50198211
Dont care if nothing happens I can just forget about gamestop and start accumulating dips elsewhere. Ohhhh noooo looks like ill never have to see a thread full of reddit links again. I win either way

>>50198427
full chub

>>50198425
I can’t imagine what they would be saying that they haven’t already been saying for a year and a half. Maybe the actual threats to our lives will make a return.

>>50198427

>>50198462
that's okay anon, im not here for people like you

>>50198427
>mfw
>>50198444
Checked

>>50198444
Checked and based

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

RIP HEDGIES

>>50198427

A screencap from last thread. An eternal reminder to shills. You will always been wrong.

>>50198456
CERNchads are bringing us back to sanity

>>50198427

>>50198391
You bet your sweet funko pop ass it does.

All we need now is a new grimes song

>>50198490
You're up $7. And the price is currently $124. Imagine bragging about this. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>50198459
Hey, YeBot.

>>50198490
Thanks fren, I was going to ask NF to post MY collage again :D

finally, two more weeks

>>50198427

>>50198427

>>50198427
Only had to WAGMI once

>>50198427
>

>50198507
>he doesn’t know

>>50198427

>>50198427

That's it? That's the pump?

>>50198507
OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO NF

How will you live this down after your DOTR flop?

>>50198490
I fucking love it when I'm right and other people are wrong.

>>50198427
>
I can’t wait for BTC to implode from this news

>>50198507
>he's STILL posting after getting eternally BTFO
When will these fucking retards ever learn?

>>50198391
no.

NO.

really though today doesn't trigger the MOASS, its just announcing the start date of the 18th, which is a Monday.....

>>50197958
I've always lurked in the shadows!
Now I must show my true form.

>>50198412
here's to the final two weeks, fren. sleep well

how does the dividend come in to it can anybody explain
how is it different from a regular stock split?

>>50198512
we did it my friend. We have arrived.

>>50198427
mfw

>Inb4 rolling internet blackouts for the next two (2) weeks
>Inb4 FF events

margin call inbound

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50198427
>

>>50198561
It means GameStop issues shares as a dividend and brokers (or CS) have to deliver them to us.

>>50198576
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

So why did they get the vote to be able to issue 1 billion shares and then only split for 300 million shares which they could have done without the vote? Where the fuck is the 7-4-1 split? Where is the 10:1? Where is the 13:1? 4:1 is fucking weak and didn't require the vote.

So let me get this straight, I can only receive the 4/1 split/dividend for shares that are DRS on CS before 7/18/22

>>50198427
I will have this face for at least a month

>>50198427

>>50198427

>>50198579
and if they can't?

>>50198427
>we're actually going to make it
I'm not going to lie, I almost lost faith. These last two months of crabbing have been hell.

I'M REALLY FEELING IT

>>50198548
This what I’m most excited for. We get to watch the burning building that is crypto before moass starts.

I LOVE ALL MY FRENS

>>50198507
this nigga bout to be out of work

>>50198592
you dingus.

its a 4:1 split happening in July. The 7th month.

SEVEN, Four to One

>>50198476
Fair enough lummy. I still have a sneaking suspicion you have a sui stack.

>>50198579
What's stopping them from giving everyone IOUs like they've been doing?

>>50198156
>>50198160
>>50198167
>>50198365
>>50198391
WAGMI!

>>50198592
They explicitly explained that on the proxy materials.

>its literally two weeks
kek

>>50198615
I LOVE YOU TOO FREN

>>50198626
IOU a blowjob

>>50198611
anon when crabbing gets you down just repeat after me.

JE
SUIS
MONTE

>>50198635
kek magic is real, anyone who can't see that at this point is blind

>>50198449
Almost. Taking a victory lap right now before getting our trophy.

>>50198635
Two weeks and one tomorrow, technically. You couldn't pay someone to write it better.

>>50198427
>

>>50198512
If the trend follows overstock and tesla, it could take months before seeing real gains

>>50198427

>>50198638
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gentleman - it has been a little while. But I am back now at the turning of the tide, to announce to you that I am going to kiss so many tight tummies after MOASS, and there is nothing those toe sniffing goblins can do about it

>>50198592
>4:1
>then
>3:1

Thats how or they use it to do a like for like purchase of BBBY which I suspect they are going to do and carve out the baby section, sell on the rest of the company and fold it into the new fulfilment centres.

Think Chewy, the customer delight, but with babies.

>>50198635
RC that cheeky son of a bitch

INVEST IN TRAMPOLINES NOW

>>50198660
lmao uh oh the cope is starting early hahahahaha

Ok now post yfw CSGOchads end up with their stack 4x'd and brokercels are left with the same amount of shares, but with a quarter of the value.

>>50198626
can't FTD a dividend

>>50198618
>>50198629
Well at the very least, I hope I wake up tomorrow and shit my pants from the stock being in the 4 digits. I want normalfags and street shitters to be priced out before the record date.

>>50198626
Creating more requires essentially a loan. They're already down on collateral, so instantly 4xing what they owe on their loan could be very bad for them.

>>50198640
I'm also owed a few publix orders that were never delivered

>>50198401
>Being sorry
No need to apologize bobo, you're a true fren, and always welcome here.

>>50198660
We'll see, I think their leverage and assumption of 20+ months worth of idiosyncratic risk will rapidly accelerate this thing

>>50198547
It's not enough that I succeed, others must also fail. Squeezing an overly shorted stock and taking the parasites for all they've got is the definition of karmic justice.

>>50198684

NEW GME RELATED MICHAEL BURRY TWEET

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1544791599409811457?s=21&t=DTyza948nszfI4nMamJdBg

What did he mean by this?

>>50198569
Why would they make it harder to sell?

>>50198099
test

>>50198698
Best I can do is a complimentary rimjob

Are...are we gonna WAGMI?!

>>50198715
>55

>>50198672
>mfw tight tummy anon has returned along with the energy to the threads

>>50198427
I'm building my own Dressrosa

>>50198672
Based tummy poster.
I will gladly join you in your postmoass quest. It will be an honor finding the best and tightest.

WHERE THE FUCKING SHILLS AT BAHAHAHAHA

>The split is happening

>>50198726
The WAGMI will have officially been WAGMI'd once >>50198672 has his tummy harem

>>50198719
It would take the stock back to $3

HEDGIES
*clapclapclap*
CONCRETE
*clapclapclap*
HEDGIES
CONCRETE
*clap clap, clapclapclap*

>>50198750
It's hilarious how vocal they've been lately and then all of a sudden complete silence. Warms my fucking heart.

Godammit can someone pls answer me? Do my shares have to be DRS on CS to get the divi?

>>50198427

>>50198719
So it went back to the price he bought in originally.

>>50198726

>>50198778
Not your problem.

>>50198778
No, but it's gonna make the kikes extra mad if they are.

now you're FUCKED.

https://streamable.com/hqe9sy

>>50198778
Sneed youre obviously trying to create discourse fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8L9SDDGkE

Thread Theme

>>50198739
One Piece Chad's were always gonna WAGMI fren...

Glad I bought some more today. I was considering buying tomorrow if the price was going to dip, but that was before the announcement so it very well might be too late kek

>>50198773
I just want to hear niggerfaggots cope now. It's been quite entertaining

>>50198778
why do you care if you already DRSd your shares?

Wait so fucking Hyperblu was right the schizoid predicted something???

>>50198427

kek it's literally happening as I write these words wagmi

>>50198804
its an honest question I just never put any shares onto CS. ill be missing out on hundreds of shares if thats the case.

>>50198826
yep, dude even made a smugpost about it

>>50198592
Friendly reminder that their ability to dilute the stock is now going to decrease by 20%
There'll be 4x as many shares out of an authorized pool of just 3.33 times the size (previously 300M, now 1B)

>>50198821
He showed up at the end of the last thread and got laughed out of it like a little bitch.

Oh fuggggg has someone got the Tesla vs GME list of timeline for the dividends?

simply put, i told y'all

>>50198345
it is inevitable, the MOASS is inevitable and shill are getting truly desperate

wagmi frens

>>50198826
If you poop enough times you are bound to find a bit of blood eventually

>>50198224
I see $317

I hope I make enough money to escape eastern Europe for good

ive never been more comfy than i am right now

>>50198821
So far it’s “well it’s been 20 seconds since the announcement and two weeks before anything actually happens, but hey, nice moass faggots”

>>50198719
Confirming that he's never stopped following the stock. Tweets within minutes of the release, so he obviously has notifications set up. He sold because he was subpoena'd in the DOJ/RICO probe as a witness, why else tell the public that you have a subpoena? Lines up with his sale, can't be seen as having a conflict of interest in his testimony.

>>50198824
Lol I didn't drs them they're just in a regular brokerage account. Just wondering if its true that only CS accounts get the dividend.

>>50198592
nigger 7 was the month. 4-1 was the split.

CHRIST IS KING, MOASS NOW

>>50198864
We in the comfy ride and it isn’t stopping. Comfier times ahead

>>50198840
You cant honestly be this naive

>>50198592
Maybe the billion comes for hanakah (spelling? I ain't jewish)

>>50198888
kekd and checkd

>>50198870
Everyone gets their shares drs or not. Now fuck off.

>>50198888
Checked

How big is FOMO going to be tomorrow? Price is still going up now.

>>50198882
Close.

>>50198427

>>50198901
> what is counter party risk

>>50198882
Tight tummies are king, MOASS now, kisses later

>>50198870
Anon, you either get the dividend or you get to name the price the brokerage has to buy your share for because they didn’t deliver it. Pretty simple stuff
They want to pretend their IOUs are real, RC just made them prove it. Now leave before I lose more brain cells

>>50198872
>741 is real

>>50198862
He said before not after

>>50198907
it's going to be an expensive day for ken

>>50198907
all of it

>>50198901
>100% of dividend
>45% goes to CS
>55% goes to the 100-1000% out in the wild
Do you need explaining why they can't deliver to everyone in brokers?

You boys ever been to mehico?

>+10%

>>50198099
checked!
buy buy buy buy buy buy! Buy now! for every stock you buy now (till 18. of July) you'll get 3 additional shares FOR FREE
buy buy buy! I want more!

>>50198840
lmao how do you even get the idea that only CS shares get the divy?

>>50198928
>its real, all of it

>>50198211
>lum-nigger coping this hard
Holy Fucking Kek

>>50198888
some ppl were saying earlier that only DRS shares receive the dividend. Im just wondering if thats the case or not man. I guess ill find out soon enough but you guys could just be decent and tell me if you know. Fuck I've been in these threads since the start, yea I don't know a lot about stocks, this was one of my first investments.

>>50198928
Always has been.

guys, show our favorite redditor some love

>>50198099
>>50198937
wagwi*

>>50198907
Were I a hedgie in this situation, I would ensure there would be lots of self shitting to avoid any possible fomo. If you're fucked in a few days anyway, might aswell fuck over anyone who wasn't strong of will enough to withstand your year and a half worth of psyops. Only my worthiest opponents would be permitted to make it.

boughted

>post split "pay off my mortgage" price is now $250 per share
I have already won. This is kind of insane.

>>50198933
>broker chads are going to MOASS while CS chuds get a measly 4x and a 4x cut in price

Am I reading this right? How do I unregister my CS shares?

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>ALIVE
FOR A WHILE
>NO CHOICE
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD

>>50198951
I'll hand it to him. That must feel amazing.

>>50198945
Dude that’s just our resident chefnigger. Speaking of,
>50198933
Do you need explaining what a legal obligation to deliver all dividends a company announces (regardless of ability) is?

>>50198929
Based

>>50198951
What happened on the 7th of June?

>>50198951
I love that lil schizo nigga like you would never believe.

>>50198951
what else does he know

>>50198951
What a lad

>>50198427

>>50198985
kek

Just a heads up, in 2 minutes, you're going to see some serious shit.

>>50198976
Ok how do they do that when there is literally not enough to go around, gamestop have asset tagged them with their NFT tokenized marketr as per their prospectus? Print more? More Naked shorting?

Explain how brokers deliver what they cannot get hold of

>>50198945
Its one retard thats get constantly btfo in these threads lol. Youre fine anon you will get the divvi

Nothing's going to happen baggies, BBBY is moving in AH too, this is nothing special

>>50198977
gOTDAMN

>>50198099
Gentlemen

keep going faggot lmao the absolute state of this guy

>>50198972
Thanks DRSlaves, you will be remembered.

>>50199010
They make the number of people who need it go down, AKA close the short position. That's the entire point. This causes moass.

>>50199009
I believe you, anon.

>>50198951

1776 7/6/22 GMERICA is back on

>>50199010
That’s kind of the whole point. Shf and not broker will be forced to either buy shares at what ever price to deliver the dividend or buy to close.

If you listen carefully, you can hear the faint sound of Kenny's bowels being emptied

>>50198939
dam man I'm sry already thats just what a lot of ppl were saying in previous threads.

>>50198972
>these are the people I wagmi with
Just remember to not blow your gains the first year lol

>>50198974
MEMORIES BROKEN

Can Ryan, in theory post a picture of his cock on Twitter?

>already crashing

Oh no no no baggies

>>50199065
did he even come back from africa yet? Might do him some good to run towards a non-extradition country

We're gonna need to update this shortly

>>50199080
Can you, in theory, post a picture of your cute little asshole for me?

>>50199045
>make the number of people who need it go down
Are you saying they're going to come kill us?

Can a broker/bank decide to give me the 3 shares in cash or do they have to give me shares? Also if I contact them beforehand and say I want the shares no matter what do they have to oblige?

>>50199010
Geez, what a pickle that would be. I sure would hate if that was my problem to deal with. Thank god I'm not responsible for delivering dividend shares, or I might be concerned.

>inhales
OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
White boy summer has officially started.

>ronpaul.gif

>>50199071
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

Moass doesn't begin until Kenny is a puddle of blood and guts on the pavement.

50199010
>how do they do that
Literally not my problem. Sounds like they’ll have to buy shares at whatever price they’re available to fulfill the obligations they created when they sold me a share they didn’t have

>>50199045
Anon dont argue with him he will just get proven wrong and then he will stop posting and appear in the next thread making the same retarded argument.

>>50199092
No you retard he’s saying they either give you a gazillion dollars to sell your share or they give someone else a gazillion dollars to buy their shares to deliver your dividend until the end of time for infinity.

>>50199101
They HAVE to deliver shares

>>50199131
Kenny is just the bagman, he's the luggage boy, the bellhop. I want who he works for, the masked man. What can he tell me about Bane?

>>50199012
thanks you're the shit! fuck yeah guys lets fucking gooooooo!!!!

>50199137
Cool, but you could reply like a man. It's breddy childish and shows you don't like confrontation by not replying correctly to a poster.

So you don't actually know the process, nor do you care but think you have authority to tell people how it works? Is that what you are saying?

Just heard the news fellers. 4-1 stock split divident. I just wanna say I love you baggie bros. I love God. wagmi

WHATS HAPPENING YOU BAGGERS?!

>>50199091
In theory

>>50199182
you know

>50199177
Actually all it does is make you look pathetic for giving a shit enough about replies to seek out broken ones. I couldn't even tell you if anyone's ever done it to me because I've never checked, unlike some other faggots I know.

I am now a xxx holder, xx in cs and xxx in brokers, how hard am I gonna make it. I can't bring myself to actually believe that this is it...it's been so fucking long bros...

>>50199152
I'm not the chef, 50% of the dividend will be delivered to non CS shares, but they will not be able to deliver nor recall within the 30 days to everyone, hence they will force the closure because of NON DELIVERY OF DIVIDEND, thats how it works. That is the Moass I 100% agree, but to think that gamestop won't have an NFT dividend split asset tagged after they literally say they will, meaning that it comes down to the dividend not being delivered to force the closure of shorts.

>>50199216
split into opex is literally the ideal setup, this is it

>>50199201
You wish you filthy fucking bagger

>>50198427
gonna be a fun few weeks

>>50199216
x niggers will wagmi harder

>50199205
Excellent reply there fren, it doesn't make you come across as a seething retard manchild at all.

I will take my apology from Keith for his sperging about the record date being months ago when it was first mentioned whenever he’s ready.

>>50199170
It would be extremely painful

>>50199230
No, this is fud and it's wrong.

So this = it?
We gonna be rich?

>>50199086
It's not even correct now.

>>50198099
>>50198110
I just came here to say that I saw the divvy was finally announced and I cummed. Have a nice day.

>>50199276
You will never know the pleasure of touching a MOASS with consent.

My broker has real shares directly from the NYSE it says on my confirmation page. If my broker shares are as real as CS shares will I still make it since they wont FTD? I feel fudded.

I haven't posted in over a month, I've been disconnected, enjoying drugs, women and the weather. Glad to see you again friends, were wagming in real time now.

When did the captchas get harder and longer? Heheheheh

They're ALL DOWN.

>>50199130
>dumb rabbit
Guess I'll have to move on from her to more productive pasttimes. Sad, many such cases.

I refuse to believe it's happening in two more weeks. I had given up hope these last two weeks and resigned myself to a life in the wagecage

>>50199304
Wagmi. If your broker actually is a reputable broker and bought shares then that would mean Ken sold them naked shares that must be closed.

I just realized
>2 more weeks
kek

>>50199323
Oh shit

>>50199323
Anon please, my dick's about to catch fire at this rate

>>50199323
TUBMLING DOWN TUBMLING DOWN TUBMLING DOWN

>Literally only 2 more weeks, guys!!!
Your rope waits.

>>50199323
Based

>>50199323
What is this?

>>50199323
Masons BTFO. Based timeline. WAGMI timeline.

>>50199360
Georgia Guidestones, a major glownigger monument with shit like "maintain global population at 500 million" carved into them in several languages.

>>50199351

BREAKING!
>BREAKING!
BREAKING!
>BREAKING!
BREAKING!
>BREAKING!

Kenneth C. Griffin made a flip!
>Kenneth C. Griffin made a flip!
Kenneth C. Griffin made a flip!
>Kenneth C. Griffin made a flip!
Kenneth C. Griffin made a flip!
>Kenneth C. Griffin made a flip!


https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/06/us/kenneth-griffin-citadel-made-a-flip-from-his-florida-penthouse-worth-224M.html

>>50199323
that you for putting up on the based timeline CERN

>>50199323
Why is everyone pretending to know what the fuck this is
I hate you people

>>50198427

i love him bro's

>>50199360
It's symbolic. It puts a fine point on the exclamation mark that today represents. Whoever's in charge really wanted to drive the point home that they're never, EVER going to get the world that they want. And that's a good thing.

Yo yo, 7-6, we getting 4:1 bricks

The dividend split is a hit, back on the menu, tonight Ima take a shit, thinking about shares they lent you

Moass the only way, I pray and in God's name I say, in hope for a better day, my enemies better lay

4 stack club, here I come, Ima get this dub, then go eat a meatball sub. My girl waiting in the hot tub, waiting for my hands a backrub, then we make love, and go out to get some grub

These are the thoughts I envision, as a result of hard choices and decisions. Excision, it's a blessing to have such clear vision

~yebot

>>50199379
So this is the ancient hebrew occultist version of flipping over the coffee table and screaming "fuck this game!"

>>50199383
kek funnies

>>50199323

>>50199394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa3sK1iZxc

>>50198493
Kek

HEY GUYS how do you imagine the POOPCORN squad is feeling RIGHT NOW BAHAHA

>>50199426
Apparently.

>Up 7%
>THIS IS MOASS GUYS OMG
kek baggies

>>50199329
I worded my post badly. What I meant to ask was "if my shares are real like CS shares will I still be able to sell for telephone numbers or is that only for people who have fake shares?"

Thanks for the help fren.

>>50199458
Probably pretty elated because if GME squeezes they squeeze too (they think)

>>50199323
Holy fugg
I'm going to use my MOASS gains to put up now ones in the exact same location that are just pepes and shitpost.

>>50199481
Baggers will literally rope in 2 weeks

>>50199351
>>50199427
I do love how hard you're coping at being BTFO:ed at every single point of this saga. What's the next cope - "It will never make you a millionaire" ?

>>50199458
They didn’t even get a run up in ah like koss and bbby did. They amctards must be in shambles.

>>50199323
Entering the schizo-autisimo alliance timeline. Lizardmen bfto, based times ahead

>>50199506
You said that last time, niggerfaggot! Get new material!

SHILLS BTFO WITH DIVIDEND SPLIT NO SCRIPT SO THE ONLY THING THEY CAN SAY IS "KEK BAGGIES" AND "NO MOASS" KEK

>>50199491
There are no fake shares if your broker actually bought shares and exchanged your money with Ken griffin for a naked short then you own “real” shares and can sell for whatever price you’d like.

>>50199554
>SHILLS BTFO WITH DIVIDEND SPLIT
Souce bagger

>>50199440
>>50199440
>>50199440
Threaded.

>>50198937
>>50198957
>>50199290
WAGMI!

>>50199383
It's funny to me that you would post that.

>>50199379
>>50199411checked
Holy kek. My sides.

>>50199573
You forgot huffing anime girl pic.

>>50199537
The retards play an important role too.

>>50198660
Is this why we pumped in ah?

HEY GUYS, WHY WASN'T THE STOCK SPLIT 7-TO-1 OR 11-TO-1 LIKE YOU FAGGOTS SAID IT WOULD BE? WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'S THE DIVVY? WHERE'S THE WU TANG ALBUM YOU FUCKING BUMS? THIS IS NOT HAPPENING HOW YOU FUCKING SAID IT WOULD. MOASS IS NOT HAPPENING. YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID

>stock down
>4:1 split after over a year of hyping a 7:1
>price red
>coupled with SPY
>literally everything the DD said would happen isn't happening

AND YET STILL YOU FUCKING COPE. HOW DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LADS?? YOU MUST BE GETTING TIRED OF THER COPE BY NOW!

>50200554
I wake up happy knowing I'll never be half as pathetic as (You).

>>50200554

incomprehensible. Also Sneed

Cope, Kashmir belongs to Pakistan

& i wake up thrilled i'm not a cultist that's holding onto a bag that keeps doing things I was told it wouldnt do. Loving the energy in here tonight you fucking doofuses. Its marvelous I cant wait for the split to hit and the price to DROP

>50200648
See >>50200641

>>50200667
Excellent wonderful medium rare cope my friend but it still doesn't address the fact that you morons were hyping up a 7:1 stock split for over a year now and even had the GALL the AUDACITY to try and push an ELEVEN TO ONE split as well over the past few weeks!~

>>50200706
It's ok, you'll be right again eventually. I'm sure you've got it in you :)

>>50200706
you seem upset, although I thank you for your concern regarding my position.

I hope your village is OK

>>50198211
> shorts long since closed
You had some decent fud until here

>>50200706
>tfw niggerfaggot doesn't want to play anymore
Sad, but I can't say I'm shocked.