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and we're back

PREV: >>50194078

what happened with the thing?

The red crab destroys all.

SIGA sissies what went wrong?

>market moves exactly nowhere except more wildly up and down

What's going on with SIGA SIGGAS

Oh hi Bobo! The apology line? It starts here and will last from around 3 to 4pm.

fuuuuuck if i had 25k+ id be making so much money scalping this shit rn but robinhood cucks me from making day trades

I'm thinking about doing a little slurparooni on SQQQ senpai. Talk me into it

>>50195292
Once again people are reminded that Fed minutes don't matter. They're not a 3 star event, they're not even a 1 star.

>What the fuck was this
>What the fuck was that

>>50195308
you'd be losing your ass

long candle is long

14:27 candle PPP saves the day. Fuckers

violent green dildos incoming

>>50195302
gay sex

>>50195308
I have $100k in cash and I'm doing nothing with it hahhahahahahaha WOOOOOOOOO

>>50195317
One fucked Pete Davidson, you decide.

SOXL sisters, we are slowly healing.

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

#boardculture

>>50195322
Unironically though. What the fuck happened at 2:27pm EST? Volatility around FOMC shit is normal, but it usually doesn't have these aftershocks half an hour later.

Market gonna crab til 13th. Higher June inflation numbers will send it down again. Then crab / slight recover til 28th. GDP numbers say muhhh official recession. This is the bottom.

w-what the fuck

our father who art in heaven
please destroy these bears
thanks

>>50195103
>Why does oil keep dumping every morning and slowly recover through the day (but not fully)?
The SPR auction market sells 1m barrels every day, usually around market open. Once that's done, normal price action takes over and the price usually (partially) recovers.

OOooOOOOOO I'm melting up

>>50195340
>Pete Davidson
what do women see in this nigger? He looks like a fucking Muppet and he isn't even funny.

Ok so how many times is it going to do this straight up/down routine?

nigger bait

I DEMAND MY RALLY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

WE MOVED 0.3% WOAH LOOK AT ALL THAT VOLATILITY HOLY SHIT WHAT A WILD DAY

Fed is engineering a soft landing by offf balance sheet fuckery while publicly being hawkish. Fucking rigged reeeeee

IT'S HAPPENING !

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

Ok bobo-bros, I'm out. Going to see how long this rally lasts as I dont want to get too greedy

>>50195379
OK, but what if they doubled that?

I’m going to go coom to some fat 2D, nobody post any funny memes until I’m back please

>>50195368
Forced industry plant who made friends with Judd Apatow and Lorne Michaels despite having zero charisma on-screen.
All publicity is good publicity.

I wear to god they took the holocoaster idea and translated it into the market for white people

MOO MOO MOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50194733
Yeah bby, I made 27k in a single day last week, I took out half of it into my savings.... for us <3

>>50194793
Lick my ballz baggie, you've never been on my side, now I've found some one else.

IT'S THE MELTUP IT'S FINALLY HERE

>>50195344
Weird, this image had resolution 962x965 when I uploaded it.

>Da bears

>>50195392
>heem every single SOXS holder
For not holding SOXL??

>>50195379
>he thinks volatility is measured in the difference between the previous close and the current price
The S&P 500 has traced and retraced like 30% today. The entirety of the largest economy in the world is basically having a seizure.

N...N.N..NANI!??!?!?!?!?

>>50195368
He’s actually a glowie psyop plant trying to convince American males that being faggy is based and gets you big booty bitches.

https://youtu.be/Gu2pVPWGYMQ

>>50195379
I don't think you are being sincere with the post anon

>S&P500
>50% over regular 2pm volume
Holy shit jpow what the fuck did you do

>Bobo trying to kill the market

ADP Private sector employment numbers come out tomorrow morning at 8:15 sharp. Prepare your anuses

yes, this is fine

>>50194284
I am hoping for a real-estate crash, but this motherfucking anon has to be absolutely retarded by thinking the "Me Generation" are mortgage payers. The average 58 year old white American does NOT have a mortgage and that would be the youngest in the age cohort.

>>50194337
>>50194361
If this was bait: you got me. This is an absolutely mind-bogglingly uninformed opinion.

>>50194412
>>50194553
This is a much better understanding of the situation as it specifically mentions income properties rather than primary residence - which is about 20% of properties owned by the age cohort, I believe.

>>50195076
This is bait that I did not fall for.

Markets rebounding. It's all so gay and tiresome.

>>50195428
this shit is sperging out more than me after a dozen shots of vodka.

and just like that we're closing flat for the day.

>>50195442
And it's not letting up AT ALL. Like usually it trails off. I'm getting really fucking irritated that there is zero explanation or even acknowledgement from market news sources. I'm sitting here watching Bloomberg just like, "are you fucking clowns going to say a word about the market earthquake right now?"

>>50195405
>industry plant
>>50195438
>glowie psyop plant

why do you think this

Spoiler alert we're going to 400 before the crabs take over.

>>50194633
You didn't sell them calls did you Butterbean?

>THE MARKET IS A NIGGER
>....SOMETIMES

No capitulation, no bottom. Slurpers will be heemed.

Why are we green Bobo?

>>50195488
maybe they're busy participating and don't have time to treat the bloomberg terminal like slack?

>bears

I often get asked what's my genius strategy that sees me make 2233% quarter after quarter?

It's simple really... inverse baggie.

What the fuck is going on? Does anyone think this is legit?

Where'd Bobo go????

>>50195520
>not recognizing an exit pump when you see it
ngmi

>>50195521
Bloomberg TV. You know, a TV show staffed with about a dozen different people who are paid to explain this shit in real time.

>>50195488
>"are you fucking clowns going to say a word about the market earthquake right now?"
>He doesn't know all us MM are ITT

>>50195520
Market breadth is horrendous desu

>>50195547
RIP

>>50195414
is that the fendi fendi or w/e whore?

>>50195520
Probably to dump on people just like the last 20 times

>>50195547
You're going to get heemed by chinks overnight retard. They were pumping this shit up so they could dump all night long.

>>50195553
>explain
i see your problem

>>50195546
Everyone finished reading the minutes, concluded there were no surprises, and are now rapidly removing hedges.

LOL my SOXL calls are about to be itm

>>50195547
shouldn't you be buying instead of posting?

BULLS WE LIVE TO LOSE MONEY ANOTHER DAY

what the absolute fuck mumu you double nigger there is no (NO) excuse for this apologize right fucking now

Bobo you doin okay?

Reminder that recession is bullish. Rate cuts and QE are just around the corner.

>>50195547
Bears are flighty creatures. They real ones only post when they're making money, any other time you see a bear picture it's actually a bull trying to goad other bulls in to buying.

Kek bobos

>>50195547
this is a Bangs thread bro keep your Dr. Dogshit out of here

> the Committee seeks to achieve inflation that averages 2 percent over time, and therefore judges that, following periods when inflation has been running persistently below 2 percent, appropriate monetary policy will likely aim to achieve inflation moderately above 2 percent for some time.
So basically they will be dragging their feet on interest rate hikes to make up for periods of lower inflation in the past.

NOOOOOOOOO

I MISSED THE LOCKHEED MARTIN CHEAPIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On tomorrow's /smg/:
>WTF HOW THE FUCK IS THIS LEGAL IT JUST DUMPS OVERNIGHT WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Doesn't this happen every time? We pump into close after minutes and then dump the rest of the week

SQQQ bros finna boutta slurp that shit at $53/share. $25k worth. Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where are we, do you reckon?

>>50195598
Wtf why does this one have those numbers on it?

>>50195604
Remember the time the Asstros engaged in the most massive cheating scandal in a generation and nobody gave a fuck?

>kershit

>>50195553

Was pretty obvious market was going to rally. 3 weeks without a lower low, yields bottomed, oil bottomed today, VIX unable to mount any serious advance, high yield credit stable, buyers showing up even after the DXY is up 2% in 2 days…consider looking at more than a chart of the SPY. It was pretty clear

>>50195623
Yeah but it usually doesn't pump, then dump, then crab for 30 minutes, then pump 3x as hard as the first pump, with no one citing any reason from the minutes

>and out come the beta mumu faggots only to crawl back into their holes tomorrow
mumus only cum from masochistic masturbation. I’m convinced more of this every day that goes by

>>50195623

There's too much fear right now, which means we're pumping tomorrow. Dumping resumes next week.

>>50195633
We just need to refuel for our shorts

I told you niggers oil was going past 100
>and ye laughed at me, who's laughing now

Yeet. DCAchads keep winning. Optiontards loose again.

>>50195649
None of that has anything in particular to do with the minutes. If it was a foregone conclusion, why wait for the minutes? And if there was something in the minutes to be the final catalyst, then what was it? I'm not long or short, I'm just getting pissed at the absolute radio silence.

>>50195685
DCAing might be a lot of things, but in no way is it "chad".

>>50195266
OOOOOOOO

>LHC fired off
>Georgia guide stone destroyed
>stocks healing

Yeah, I'm thinkin we're back boys

fuck it i suck at this had a chance to buy calls yesterday at the bottom but flubbed it and then bought puts at the end of the day and we moon. going to the real casino right now to win some money for bills. wish me luck.

ABNBros...

>>50195648
Felt doubly vindicating as a nats fan
Fuck the cheatstros

>>50195633
Thanks. I was looking for this in my image folder earlier and couldn't find it

>>50195710
Do people really live like this?
I could not work for 3 years before being broke

>>50195712
Shouldn't have canceled those parties.

>>50195671
Back in your cage loser

>>50195692

Max hawk is already priced in. There was no where to go other than up. The market simply waited before de-hedging. We’re you expecting the minutes to say they would hike 200 bps next month? You know the fed funds futures are already pricing in rate cuts for next year?

>>50195729

>>50195751
i don't like that version

>>50195694
I've been DCA into AAPL since Nov 2021. Only down 8%. Going to keep going for the next 5 years.

>>50195751
We’re literally at anxiety

>>50195685
options printed silly

>>50195748
If you don't apologize for being a snarky sally I'm going to start posting again, every day.

when does jpow do the thing?

Larger Hike 'Required' in June to Fight Inflation, More to Come, FOMC Minutes Show

>>50195614
Is this from the minutes? kek. and since CPI is manipulated downward.... lol. Finally showing their hand they prefer high inflation.

Yeah I’m thinking daily volatility is based.

>>50195648
>trashcan goes boom

>>50195748
You have one chance.

>>50195791
No they are dragging their feet on inflation to make up for all the periods of lower than 2% inflation they had prior.

>>50195757
Here is the real market cycles, they only show you this when you become a level 33 Freemason

>>50195649
>Was pretty obvious market was going to rally. 3 weeks without a lower low, yields bottomed, oil bottomed today, VIX unable to mount any serious advance, high yield credit stable, buyers showing up even after the DXY is up 2% in 2 days…consider looking at more than a chart of the SPY. It was pretty clear
This guy gets it. qboomer bobos are going to get screwed by having predetermined conclusions on things.

>>50195749
>There was no where to go other than up.
Next sentence:
>The market simply waited

Do you understand the contradiction in what you said? Why did the market wait if there was no possible direction but up? So ostensibly, the minutes contained something bullish. I want to know what it was. I guess I'll just read it myself because apprently Bloomberg motherfucking TV doesn't think giving a QRD is part of their scope of topics.

>>50195414
Just watch me.

Why the FUCK is SQQQ in mid $53 range on Fidelity when literally every other source has it near $53? What the actual fuck

IF YOU AINT SCHIZO

YOU ARE NGMI IN THIS MARKET

>>50195782
>>50195802
Why would i care that you embarrass yourself even more? Keep it up

"So let me get this straight, you bought lottery tickets for a triple leveraged inverse ETF for the NASDAQ, and now you're down 40 percent?"
"That's right Dave, I think the market is going to crash just like in 2008 and I'm actually really early like Michael J Burry was."
"Uh huh, have you seen how strong the housing market and employment is going despite record inflation and a senile president? Son, help me out here I don't understand your logic."
"W-Well Dave ummmm....you see I was told by some boboposters on /biz/, i-its a 4chan board, its kinda like reddit but-"
"Hold on let me stop you there, redditors told you that the market was going to collapse 2008 style and you bet your savings on lotto tickets, cause that what this "SQQQ" is, a scratch off from your brokerage, and now you're bleeding out years of hard work, which is why you called me for help. Get out of it, tonight, you're going to park that money in a savings account, I want you to call your broker and tell them to remove your options trading, and you're going to eat rice and beans until you make up what you lost. No more financial advice from redditors posting bear pictures, no more gambling with leveraged ETFs, just work hard and save. Next caller."

>fomc confirms hiking until unemployment forces them to pivot
>another 75bp hike confirmed
>upcoming recession confirmed
>stocks go up
>yields go up
Clown world

>>50195649
Yields bottoming and oil bottoming are both bearish you dumb IDIOT, youd want them both to top for equities to pump. Im laughing so hard at you and the coping bulls responding to this post agreeing with you, holy fuck

>>50195793
Yes that’s from the minutes. I suspected that was their goal because of their pussy footing around low 50 to 75bp hikes when inflation is way higher than their target rate. I’ve been saying that 200bp hikes were needed if they were serious about taming inflation, they are dragging their feet on purpose.

There is something fundamentally broken in the market and it will show soon. I just can't put my finger on what it is.

It's a looming feeling we'll be seeing -10% per day and permabulls roping.

>>50195797
How do we learn to trade it?

>>50195829
Everything also went up the very moment when JP unleashed his rate hikes on the previous conferences or whatever. Only to -4% the very next morning. So who fucking knows. But clown markets either way.

>>50195829
Markets hate unpredictable shit. Any news, be it good or bad, that gets confirmed the markets will immediately price it in.

This might be the most fake, gay, and Jewish pump of all time.

>>50195791
The fed minutes is also a recap of what already happened... It's July, we already got 75 bps in June. Keep up

>>50195782
We already have enough namefags

>>50195797
>volatility is based.
Your taste in anime is based, anon. Hope you're making $, today.

This is stupid and the DXY is worthless because of it. The Swedish krona and Swiss franc is included but the Yuan and mexican peso isn't? The DXY is supposed to be representative of US trading partners and it fucking is not. Trash

>>50195404
Ok I’m done, thanks for doing me a solid and not posting anything funny or original while I was gone

>>50195873
We said that last week.

>>50195871
>pricing in recession by stonks going up
smart money is buying when the dumb money is about to get scared and run away?
Isn't the order supposed to be first the money leaves then smart money buys in cheap?

>>50195829
Pretending to try to solve (not reverse) inflation is more important than the real economy. The people who will be unemployed don't pay taxes anyway and we would be printing to feed them either way.

>>50195824
>Embarrass yourself
>on a forum
You're obviously a terminally online bitter loser. I can't fathom why one would care about the opinions of people they will never meet.

>>50195879
I used to come round these parts and help people gain and lose money.

Power hour, sour hour or ŝ̴̘c̷̺͂͂͛h̶͓͙̞̳̘̯͇̖̄̈́̄̃́̑̓͋̓͝i̸͍̫̚z̷̝̭̜̔o̶̝̕ hour?

>>50195875
>The fed minutes is also a recap of what already happened
Then why did entire market wait before returning to "normal" volatility?

Power Hour?

*snap*

>>50195825

>>50195694
I'm mainly building positions with shares in order to do more interesting options plays in the future

>>50195837

Bonds going up is bullish for equities now? Lmao. Both yields and oil need to bottom to signal RISK ON. Why does oil go down? Growth fears. Why do yields go down? Growth fears (forwards and expectations have priced in peak inflation already).

Don’t hold that 3x bear ETF too long, decay is real!

>>50195829
The market moves early. Expect an actually shit economy with a giga rip market. I don't make the rules.

someone explain this to me

We're going to 400.

>>50195902
It's already been confirmed to be schizo hour. I would not be surprised at all if it dunked to fucking 3700 before going up to 3800.

>>50195825
This hits at home. I've been day trading sqqq but I'm down only 4 percent and that's because I held like a retard during a pump a couple weeks ago

>>50195888
>This evaluation of fiat currency is 'worthless'!
That is gonna happen anon

>>50195926
same timestamp in both pictures. Is Fidelity jewing me

>>50195926
Nasdaq is up 1%, therefor the 3x inverse ETF is down 3%

>>50195926
more people sold than bought

SPY is looking kind of MARGEish

>>50195793
Yep. Hawkish buttt they are still off balance sheeting ducking around via swaps to try a soft landing.
Maybe bull bros get their rally but the more Fed ducks around the worse this is going to be in the end. Oil could spring to $200+ and stonks down 80%

Any views on the Euro Stoxx50 here?
I traded my September S&P Puts for SX5E Dec Puts. Feel the worst is yet to come in Yurop.

i haven't made a trade in weeks

>>50195888
3rd world pooskin economy aren't relevent.

>>50195943
>>50195945
look at both images - WHY ARE THE PRICES SO DIFFERENT REEEEEEE

>>50195981
Cash gang?

>>50195942
here is the 1 minute candle chart for you at that time

>>50195926
>>50195942
I'm pretty sure different brokerages can have slightly different prices. That's why arbitrage traders exist.

>>50195888
however yuan is not floating currency

>>50195902

*knock knock knock*
I know you're in there, open up.

MUH FUCKIN WHEAT

When does my money come back?

>>50195987
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/basics/04/092404.asp

Boring day. No one cares about JPOW anymore.

>>50195989
i keep forgetting

>>50195927
Remember that time you were spectacularly wrong?

OK siggas I just put $25k into SQQQ at $53.35/sh
Time to get heemed

>>50195981
I keep buying rando 1 share lots.

lol they can't sustain the pump

so now that we're about to have a summer rally with SPY hitting new ATH what are my fellow mumu's gonna be doing?

Hey, hold the fuck up, you niggers told me Japan was seppekuing but their balance sheet is actually reduced, they haven’t raised it at all

uh bros?

>>50195837
Pretending you can call this market is fucking retarded.

All I know is that niggers must eat

>>50196047
Do they call it EHang because you want to fucking hang yourself when you hold it?

>>50195308
You would just end up losing money faster.

>>50196028
Wheat is over. The world will now subsist on corn syrup.

>>50196047
That can't be right because I've never been wrong...?

>>50195865
tomorrow is "The Day"
>source, Dude Trust Me

Are we REALLY going to let chinks pump up the fucking market after close for the 3rd fucking time?

I am thinking what car I will buy once SOXL hits 40 in coming months.

>>50196003
>however yuan is not floating currency
And yet it moves down relative to the US dollar just like every other fiat currency right now

>>50196047
What is it with namefags and pumping dogshit drone scams?

Reminds me of when that permian bro pushed ALPP.

i seriously do not know if we will get a power hour this time

its looking grim
i can feel a presence.... malicious...

YA BEST START BELEIVIN IN POWER HOURS SONNY....

>>50196127
We will

>>50196108
If get, a Mazda Miata. Any year, new or used.

>>50196144
That’s a gay man’s car, but I like em and I don’t care if that makes me seem gay.

>>50196142
ok
Im still bullish on the week, but I just halved a bunch of positions and took some profit

>>50195616
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>50196140
>YA BEST START BELEIVIN IN POWER HOURS SONNY

CUZ YOU'RE IN ONE

>>50196063
nigger it's gonna dump better sell now faggot

>turns out second or third homes owned by a boomer that were used for Airbnb were misclassified as being lived in, supply flooding RE markets now
Where’s the faggot who told me housing demand was only based on actual lived in homes, and speculative real estate would never collapse. I want a word with you

WATCH AND LEARN BOBO NIGGERS

>>50196108
Take the Lexus pill, Lexus master race

TNA why are we getting cucked so hard? Is it because we are pathetic and worthless with tiny penises thus deserving of our fates?

>>50196108
Get a motorcycle

>>50196194
cope and sneed, it's meltup time

>>50196123
slightly moves within the peg rules but not in dxy prolly cause they want only floating currencies

As ethereum moves forward towards Proof of Stake, Syscon remains committed to Proof of Work but not in a wasteful manner it is often made out to be.

>>50196166
Better than some gay bullshit like a Charger or Corvette.

you WILL eat ze bugs

>>50196236
cool story bro

buying NEGG is the worst mistake ive made this year

>>50196236

>Oil under 100 a barrel
>Everything is still getting expensive

>>50196236
>meme shit
You misclicked one of the many crypto scam threads

>>50196254
How long until I can invest in BUGS?

>>50196140
so true, so true, look at that limp vix

I'm gonna wait for SPY to hit 420 with one last retard pump then buy more puts. This is too easy.

>>50196274
It'll be OK, anon. Inflation is peaking.

>>50196166
>>50196144
You guys are going to catch monkiepox if you don't change your ways and learn that life is all about smashing puss.

>>50196274
I don't know where you live but prices in my state have plateaued the last 2 months or so for food especially

>>50195825
That was so accurate. God damn.
I love that asshole.

>>50196299
You cheat on Gookfu while she's abroad yet?

Loaded up on cheap puts, thanks retards see you in August

>>50196236
Ethereum glows in the dark, but not literally like Uranium.

>>50196292
>he thinks 420 is the top
>he doesn't know about the parabolic blow off top before the bust

how do u do it?
whats the trick?

>arkk still not green
is the rally in the room with us?

>>50195825

>>50196341
I'm sorry for doubting you, meltup man.

>>50196274
gas actually went down almost ten cents the past week where I live
food is still expensive as all fuck but hasn't gone up further

>>50196324
Why are wh*te wo*an so ugly? I bet she fucks her dog lmao

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>50195266
N

>>50196368
Indeed. One is simply cognizant.

>>50196324
no

*cuts your credit cards*
Nothin personnel bobo, you're just going to have to eat rice and beans until the next bear market.

>because of chop loss SOXL is going to be like $15 when SPY hits $400 again

My SOXS position is down 10$

>>50196366
If you’re a burger, it’s the market pricing in the federal tax exemption
Only delaying the inevitable at this point

Can this fucking gay pump stop pretending and go to 4000 already?

>>50195266
SOXL CHADS RISE UP

>>50196366
Cash price, yes. Credit price though increased from a 10 cent difference to 20 cents.

SOXL bros, we pumping. SOXS fags get the rope. AHHAHA

>>50196393
SOXL doesn't track SPY lmao

>>50196424
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THE S STOOD FOR SPY???

>>50196384
>body of an 18 year old
>face of a 25 year old
wtf

>>50196020
Come inside

>>50195825

>mumus getting hemed for six months straight cause they didn't listen to the people telling them the Fed wanted markets down
>cope by writing a gay fictional scenario about how "akshully it's the bobos losing money!"
>losing their grip on reality and retreating into fantasy

lol sorry about ur tech bags bb

>>50196392
I maintain that his criticisms of credit scores are actually pretty reasonable but his actual advice is bad. You should have good credit it's just easier than not having any at all.

>>50196299
Why worry about the pox if we have SIGA bio armor protecting us?

a lot of angry rice farmers ITT

>>50196407
Heemed. Officially

Fake and gay rally just like all the other FOMC pumps. 3600 tomorrow. Calling it now.

>>50196442
no the ticker actually stands for Sarbanes-Oxley

>>50196415
I hate women

>>50196467
Hey, I wonder what happened to that sweet potato growing Buy Puts Now island fag?

>>50195825
Dave, I was thinking about maxing out all my lines of credit and putting the money into 2 DTE SPY put options. Thoughts?

>VIX falling off a cliff
>divergence on momentum
rip in peace bobo

>>50196415
Semiconductors -> smart phones + internet infrastructure -> social media -> internet clout chasing -> dancing in car seat instead of looking at road while driving -> car crash

SOXL investors are partially to blame for this.

>>50196392
>>50196463
He’s a 12 step program for debt addicts, he’s fake and gay but it’s what those idiots need

>>50196472
I hope Mumus finally get heemed for good because this level of exuberance at fake and gay pumps is just not allowed.

Reminder if you're up on your positions and PDT rules apply to you you can ghetto spread and pull profits out of the trade

>that amount of spot volume from massive players

Yep the bull market is back.

>>50196341
>>50196365
I know all you meltup bros are larping

>>50196490
>NOOOOOOOOO VIX HAS TO HIT 40

>>50196415
lol, did they crash?

Bullbros, I kneel...

You know what's next bobos, don't you? Oh you don't? Let me fill you in: They're going to show inflation being less than expected on the 14th (because commodities happened to magically sink!) signaling that it's PEAKED (it hasn't) and then the BVLL rally really begins. Hope you cover your shorts soon.

>>50196490
VIX is a worthless indicator retard. If anything, you should be afraid now because this basically means nobody is afraid and everyone is bullish.

>>50196509
Just feelin a little feisty after lunch so I'm shitposting.

>>50196449
The perfect broad.

>>50196324
Gookfu is actually at Rocker’s house right now.

>>50196475
>>50196415
So do I anon, women are the worst.

>>50196471
I fucking hate this market.
At least most of my portfolio is long Gay Sex

Anyone else feel like oil is about to rip? If market movers call the bottom and pull off a V shaped recovery then oil will rip, right?

>>50196526
What kind of faggotry is this kek

>>50196522
Just an opportunity to get cheaper puts in a few weeks bear bro. We probably moon until FOMC and CPI.

I think I'm gonna go bear hunting this summer while my conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ hits new ATH's.

>>50196538
I thought R*cker was gay, or at least celibate?

What did Powell say I'm still at work

>>50196415
sometimes you get what you deserve

>>50196529
>VIX is a worthless indicator retard
thats because youre only looking at the short term vix by itself

>>50196538
First she cheats on me with that Chad The Quasar, then she fakes a trip to korea and goes to Rocker's house instead? FUCK EVERTHING!

>>50196509
>I know all you meltup bros are larping
Not a chance anon. I've been posting meltupguy.jpg for weeks. I'll start selling a bit as we approach ATH and i'll keep the rest as a moon bag.

>>50196574
Nothing. Powell wasn't speaking, it was fed minutes.

Mumus literally are pretending this is the big drop that everyone was waiting for and this is the reason why market was crabbing the whole day.

>>50196558
Whoever filmed it is apparently dating a human ruler, that's waht

is this the pump that will lead to a dump tomorrow like the last few times

>>50196581
Before the crash in 2008, VIX was at 20.
VIX was around 18-20 in 2020.

Guess how high VIX is now.

>>50196538
this is bigger news than FOMC

>>50196601
I rolled my failing puts up to a higher strike just in case

my favoritate grocery store hasn't had french fries in 6 months
tater tots aren't bad tho

>>50196573
Well I mean I guess it's not cheating if she's not having sex with him right?

>>50196534
You just know

Based Kreayshawn poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAOnMzNN1hU

>>50196629
>Fried food
Enjoy the soibean oil

>>50196633
Checked, but I can't believe you don't know about emotional cheating. You're done for my man. I bet you don't even know about her work husband.

>>50196604
youre still only looking at the short term vix. you do realize that the vix has a term structure?

>>50196629
This post reminded me of the first time Gookfu had tater tots, and now I'm sad again.

>>50196604
Whatever bish, we're going up and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

>>50196656
You are a literal abbo-brained retard and you deserve the heem that is coming.

Baking

>>50196604
1000, the same number of dicks you suck daily

Fermenting

>>50196688
Consecutively?

New >>50196701

>>50196629
You can’t make your own freedom fries? What is wrong with you?

>>50196407
>SOXS position is down 10$

KNEEL

>>50196704
certainly possible with the level of commitment that anon is putting into being a cocksucker on this aboriginal poo flinging art forum
i'm surprised his name isn't something about buying puts now

Rising

>>50196549
Oil stocks are cheap, but its hard to imagine any short term catalysts.
They're at that point in the cycle where the prices have peaked at a highly profitable level, and so the multiples contract to the point where it feels like you're just buying free money. Then suddenly the money disappears (or maybe this time it's different).
So while you'd think that something earning 30-50% of it's marketcap in a year would rise over time, it's not a smooth ride.

If you meant the oil commodity price, that shits rangebound until SPR dries up.

>>50196736
No, we haven't seen capitulation yet, market conditions are still fucked, and your mom is still a fat hoe.
I ain't selling and realizing this loss even if it means I can't daytrade for a while.

>>50196216
it wants to pull back to pick up more liquidity .

I believe I am starting to turn bearish

>>50196815
dude you are gonna get heemed

I believe I am currently being "shaken out"

Gonna buy because of FOMO

>>50196942
The position is only worth like 10% of my active portfolio.
But no, I still think MUMUs are going to be the ones who really get fucked here and I'll just have to sit with my bags until then.

>>50197016
you shorted the bottom man
what the hell kind of strategy is that

Well, it was a fun bull market while it lasted

>>50197047
>the bottom
I think we still have another 50% correction ahead of us for the overall market and an even bigger one for the overvalued tech sector.

>>50197128
i think soxs is gonna reach +50% from here but not before it corrects downward first sir. its just a silly place yo take an entry imho. hope u can handle the drawdown

>>50197217
I think I will handle it. Only reason I had my entry there was because I was daytrading with the money.
I really don't need the money for anything else really.

>>50196645
Holy shit that’s awful

>>50195923
If oil “bottomed” at $98 and the 10 year “bottomed” at 2.7 then we are truly fucked you smoothbrain

>>50195266
Nigger

>>50197814
based