/biz/ - Business & Finance

What a boring day.

Why is the fucking stock market dumping like a big hard turd?!

The big frickn' SUPER RECESSION started and no one told me...

I thought you guys were my chums!

>Inb4 the monkey penis spam starts

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

Kill me.

>>50192751
Try spicing your portfolio up with some wild speculative asset classes like bonds, international diversification, or commodities and precious metals.

>>50192736
you have until the 18th of july to sell

jerome will you say anything today? my lil stocks aren't bussin today frfr

>>50192781
Not a bad idea. I just had some consumer staples and food because everything is gay.

>https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/EURUSD/history-timeline/#the-dollar-displays-its-dominance-2022-07-06
>The dollar is backed by the world's largest gold reserves and the Fed is one of the most hawkish central banks out there
what did they mean by this

>>50192751
join me in eternal sufferings

Someone please tell me why they are pumping GME. Literally nothing about this looks like a good sign.

I got my Doomsday / Monkebags on lock. Just keep buying FDVV @$35 everyday. Easy mode.

not cool

why is it dumping?

>>50192776
omae wa mo shindeiru

>>50192736
First for soxl and x dabbing on trannies

Hey guys, I'm sorry I bought stocks a few weeks ago and that's why they're all crashing.
I'll sell them all now so we can stop being in a bear market.

>>50192794
>The dollar is backed by the world's largest gold reserves and the Fed is one of the most hawkish central banks out there
The balls on these people.

I've cashed out. I doubled the initial $1400 I put in, but it's getting too hectic.

Gonna get myself a Ruger Gunsite Scout (picrel) and something nice for me and my girl.

I might get back in when the crash is done, but until then I'm gonna value a good night's sleep.

when's the fed minutes released

>>50192758
Baggot how are you holding up? I know the gookfu went back to best Korea which leaves you unsupervised. I fully expect you to be drunk most of this week and posting in a all caps per usual. You do realize the likelihood of her being able to escape North Korea a second time is very slim right?

SIGA is giving me blue balls. Can we just break out already?

>>50192819
i'm buying CDs, they're paying over 2% right now.

PGNY

>>50192822
two hours

>>50192794
There's a reason Powell is called "Big Hawk Cock" Jerome in the FOMC minutes.

>TSLA vol has been higher than Boomercoin
s for months now
The end of the Reddit investor is tied 100% to TSLA.
>>50192768
I would heem every single HOGS short in this thread

>>50192828
Migo...

>>50192787
Ominous.

>>50192796
What the fuck kind of shitcoin is this?

>>50192822
3 hours

>>50192787
>18th of july
why what's happening then?

you've got 2 minutes to sell your bags before the market shits the bed

Bear bros, I have this shitty feeling bull bros are going to moon.
Everything logical says this economy is fucked and EZ $ is puts on anything. Then I remember logic loses $ and the AMD chart looks ready to pop. I may buy some calls on it just in case

$70 when

*taps mic*
*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

yuropoors why is my uranium not pumping I thought you declared nuclear energy as green

>>50192819
>losing sleep over $1400
larp.
Nice gun choice, anon.

>>50192831
Patience. If you didn’t sell this morning and you’re not swinging, just wait for the inevitable.

>>50192736
>>50192736
>>50192736
No

>>50192819
i shoot rifles lefty, but I don't think I'd ever get a lefty bolt gun

>>50192796
Was this the Zack Morris scam PnD?
>>50192855
The economy can moon or dive into the abyss and still the only thing that will matter is the promise (or endtimes without) of more QE.
I even think just saying "we will not implement QE or QT for years" would be circuit breakers.

>>50192819
beautiful

wheres my labu bro at? im about to go in. i only got like $500 or so for it. how should i play this? im thinking calls for august.

im thinking of buying soxl as well and i have about $400 for that, anyone can help me. this is all i got i gotta win this.

Hey anon. Find your niche. Carve out some extra capital for investing with minimal work. If you are wageslaving you should have at least 2 side gigs going on to bring in some extra cash

im down so much on my tsla calls and I know as soon as I capitulate this fucking nigger will shoot up the 1% I fucking need.

>the guy bitching about REITs yesterday got banned for racism
>now he's spamming monkey torture
actual mental illness
thank you mods for the clean up

>>50192877
Not the janny, but monkey torturer you gotta wait until SIGA has a -10% day at least.

>>50192828
that isn't me, that's an imposter

>>50192800
whats high yield about AAPL and MSFT?

>>50192877
Fucking leave

>>50192857
Gotta give it to jerome,he's got a nice hairline at least

>>50192919
are you the burp anon?

rate my stock portfolio

am i gonna make it?

>>50192871
What can I say, I'm sensitive.

>>50192876
I'm not a lefty, just pulled the pic from Google.

>>50192924
No I didn't ,Retard. Reits are cancer reit holders get the rope.

>>50192919
What website is that?
>>50192915
Do you have to leverage up?

>>50192943
What the fuck is wrong with you, Xander?

>>50192943
>VORB and SPCE
You are too diversified to understand the companies you're dealing with. Pick a single industry to start and do your research first.

what if i started tripfagging?

>>50192956
>Reits are cancer reit holders get the rope
I think they are wonderful to hold during a recession anon

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>>50192934
Yea, as far as I know no other /biz/ people have onlyfans

>>50192857
Why black betty? Besides getting the song stuck in my head

the snibbing
and the snabbing
and the snibbing
and the snabbing
the incessant
constant
agonizing
snibs
faggot snibs

>>50192943
looks worse than a pajeet crypto folio
All-In NRGD champ and you make it

>>50192924
monkeynigger is a regular. i have no idea why he comes here and also why the mods dont just permaban him.
>>50192974
I have an idea, lets all tripfag then it can be like reddit XDDDDDDD

>>50192846
>>50192852
99.99999% chance the WHO declares monkey-pox a global pandemic

>>50192877
Literal islandernigger psychopath behavior. These brown monkeys doing that to poor chimps deserve to have every limb sledgehammered.

When does the line go up? My Options are dying

>>50192976
Very nice anon

>>50192768

>>50193011
Yeah I sold most of my puts this morning. Locked in a nice $2k loss...

>>50192983
it started back during covid when Jerome would come on and start talking about the blacks

>>50192998
They fucked up with the last attempt, nobody is going to follow any executive rule and the political institution would risk complete lose in authority. The 30% anti jabbers was enough to delay the nwo by 10 years

>>50192975
Yeah, that's fine. But you'll get the rope.

nice 'flash crash' there

>>50193024
>I'm gonna get the rope for owning warehouses and data centers and sell towers
anon please tell me you're not one of those low IQ millennial socialists who thinks reit's are all residential

>>50192919
>14 months
>$8,015

>>50192975
I hold EQIX, a data center REIT. It's the REIT that can't be beat!™

these days of my portfolio constantly starting -8% and then slowly recovering through the day are not good for my sanity

Europe is so irredimebialy, urrivocably fucked economywise, it's unironically over. Just short anything energy and manufacturing related and make money.

I forgot how flooded daytime /smg/ is with plebbitors and normalfags. Yeah I don't like monkey torture because monkes are cute, but begging the jannies to take down their pants so you can suck their cocks (or whatever is down there lol. Lmao even.) Is just embarrassing and frankly disgusting.

>>50192995
The jannies aren't perma banning the guy because they get off to this sick shit.

>>50193060
you are 9 months too late

>>50193060
got any good articles on how fucked EU is?

Why is SIGA dumping?

>>50193053
Nice anon, I'm holding off on buying until the PE comes down. It's a great company

>>50193067
he's jdif, so they allow it

>>50192961
i dont do leverage

>>50192984
beware of the crab
it snibs
and snabs
goes up
and down
across the charts
right through
your stocks
and all over your calls
your puts
your shorts
be careful of the crab

>>50193099
>i dont do leverage
pussy

>>50193050
What do you think side gigs are? What side gig have you made thousands of $ on in the last 14 months.

>>50193067
>he thinks banning people works

>>50193060
Europe has been fucked since 2000

>>50193095
crash incoming

>>50193095
There is a lot of short interest that doesn't want this thing to take off. Just look at how fake and gay today is. The shirt sellers can't keep it down forever though. Gay sex is the future

So what happens if europe were to unironically collapse?

>>50192929
It’s not just the yield I’m after, though it’s close to SCHD. There are some growth stocks that also pay a dividend. It’s a goofy name for the ETF, I agree.

>>50193128
Nothing.

>>50193114
I'm not poor enough to "need" a side gig. Have fun making gay people cum though faggot.

>>50193048
>Muh
The rope.

>>50193128
Literally nothing. Europe is such an insignificant region of the world anymore, that we'd all carry on just fine.

>>50193100
Seriously this sounds like something a jew would do.

I would heem every single bull in this thread

>>50193099
>i dont do leverage
You are talking about calls on SOXL and LABU. That is leverage on leverage.
>>50193060
The Euro will not exist within 10 years. Deadweight like Italy is just an anchor around the neck of countries like Germany.
>Germany is being retarded right now
It is all relative.

>>50193021
first e-celeb with the rainbow rash and the normalfags will be on their hands and knees for a 3 year lockdown

The wagies I rent one of my homes to finally got caught up with paying me. Since I don’t really need the money I will be spending it all on SOXL for meme magic. If it goes bad I can always raise the rent.

>>50193128
Dude... that's been priced in since the '40s.

>>50193128
desu I don't know what Europe does economically besides the canned tomatoes and pasta I buy from Italy.

France just announced the nationalization of Electricité de France. That comes the day where nuclear goes in the green EU taxonomy. Should be bullish for uranium, as it means Macron will definitely build those EPR nuclear plants.

>anon who burps into a microphone has more gains than your stocks

>>50193160
he's gay?

>indices crabbing
>stocks crabbing
>crypto taking a rest before continuing to crash
Holy shit what a boring fucking day

>>50193201
doesn't matter

>>50193134
Not my problem

>>50193128
cheap 10/10 european whores

>>50192852
Housing report on the 19th.

>>50193021
>The 30% anti jabbers was enough to delay the nwo by 10 years
Glad you schizofaggots finally moved the dates by 10 years instead of resetting it every 2 weeks

>>50193021
Anti jabber checking in.

>>50193184
Europe is so fucked

>>50193211
7% of homosexuals are too embarrassed to admit they had gay sex lol.

>>50193188
I don’t even have any fancy microphone. I just use my iPhone

>>50193160
Why don’t we just lock down faggots. This is their fault. Keep them quarantined from normal people.

so ive been told to invest in a boomer index or some sort of mutual fund and forget about it until i retire my normie wagie job. but if we are getting a recession or even a depression soon, is it better to hold cash and wait for things to crash?

>>50193229
>two more wee-ACK

>>50193176
Some stores sell pink lemonade from France in glass bottles
Its decent.

>>50193184
>nationalization of Electricité de France
Don't they already own like 80-90% of the shares? What difference does it unironically make? They can vote/do whatever already.

Buying CLF

>>50193248
So just like you

>>50193229
Just you wait
THE DOMINOES WILL FALL
3 MONTHS MAYBE, 6 MONTHS DEFINITELY
>>50193128
>implying it hasnt effectively already

>>50193248
its not just a STI, at max 50% of the 7% are lying

>>50193262
Oh yeah. Perrier and San Pellegrino. That shit's great.

>>50193259
Sure. If you can see the future and squeeze every last % out of your portfolio then go for it. If you can’t see the future it’s best to just get in the market and contribute regularly

Lean hog bros winnin

OJ bros... doing ok

>>50193259
Good luck timing the bottom. The stock market is schizo. We could crash worse than 1929 in five months or the bottom could be yesterday.

>>50193259
Sure. But if you're asking this question, you're probably not following the Federal Reserve closely enough to know when things have bottomed out and the crash is done.

Hence, "just buy and hold SPXL then come back to it in 20 years" is default advice.

>>50193062
The monkeys never should have let blacks into their neighborhoods. Now their property values are shit and they’re getting tortured. There is a lesson to be learned here.

>here's your market bro

>>50193262
The French are the worst businessmen. I had the displeasure of working with the French in Paris. They were all obsessed with this famous French Farter, le pedomane, or something like that. Apparently he was the highest paid stage actor in the late 1800s and people from all over France would flock to watch him fart on stage. The businessmen would start speaking French and then pretend to fart with exaggerated bending over movements and loud raspberry noises.

Freemasons will take revenge for the guidestones and hike rates 5% be warned

>>50193304
soibros...

>>50193298
>>50193306
>>50193310
not trying to time the bottom just trying to avoid something like the dotcom or 2008 housing market crash.

>>50193322
Checked. That sounds gay as fuck. I'd shove a baguette up anyone's ass I saw doing that

>>50193319
Can you guys please shut up about the monkey torture guy, he is obviously doing this for the attention. This is stock market general not monkey torture general.

>>50193322
Are you fucking with us? My sides are destroyed like Notre Dame.

>>50193304
shit looks like the pepe booba eyeball meme

>>50193357
Yea the French are the absolute worst

>>50193282
I don't engage in gay sex, that's immoral and wrong. I just have strait sex with my gookfu.

>GOOGL 20-1 stock split July 15th

>>50193291
okay faggit

>>50193306
checked
The bottom is already in

>>50193377
I don't believe you

>>50193060
Southern Europe is essentially arab, which is why the EU failed. A norther EU federation would be unstoppable

it's going to pump today

>>50193367
Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – August 8, 1945), better known by his stage name Le Pétomane (/ləˈpɛtəmeJn/,[citation needed] French pronunciation: [ləpetɔman]), was a French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer. He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste"

It was a common misconception that Pujol passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, he was allegedly able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers.

Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing "'O Sole Mio" and "La Marseillaise" on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus.[5] He could also blow out a candle from several yards away.[1] His audience included Edward, Prince of Wales; King Leopold II of the Belgians; and Sigmund Freud.[6]

In 1894, the managers of the Moulin Rouge sued Pujol for an impromptu exhibition he gave to aid a friend struggling with economic difficulties. Pujol was fined 3,000 francs, and the Moulin Rouge lost their star attraction as the disagreement led him to set up his own travelling show called the

>>50192998
Nobody cares about the WHO since they totally dropped the ball with covid.

>>50192852
What did he find?

>>50193322
The French are living cartoon characters these days.

>>50193322
>This man could play "O Sole Mio" and the French national anthem on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus, could blow out candles yards away and had the King of Great Britain, Belgium and Sigmund Freud attend his shows.

>>50193392
tell that to the puppet leaders clinging on to power

>>50193342
The only way to do that is to time the bottom, or else you'd miss out on the gains that would come from contributing at the bottom.

If you regularly contribute X amount, you might consider the contributions before the bottom "wasted", but it's more than made up for by having made contributions close to the bottom on the way down and on the way up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/financialindependence/comments/iq30q8/timing_the_market_absolute_worst_vs_absolute_best/

They really don't want SIGA to take off huh? Based on anecdotal

>>50193388
That was tried almost 80 years ago. Sadly the good guys lost the fight

>>50193377
Shit eating faggot

>>50193391
Holy shit burpanon's ancestor.

>>50193411
Based on the recent anecdotal infections. Siga seems to work the best from the recent cases that started taking it.

>>50193391
How does one learn these skills?

>>50193400
Watch it and find out

>>50193176
They sell a lot of machinery for food processing.

>>50192932
He was a chad in his youth. Pounding the econ pussy at Princeton.

>>50193420
>Italy

>>50193411
European countries are going every man for themselves for TPOXX, spain said fuck it and ordered ahead so they dont have to share with dogshit countries lmao

>>50193438
Yeah, I forgot about ASML, too, but they're getting Schrecked.

MUH FUCKIN WHEAT
HOW IS IT DOWN THIS MUCH

>>50193318
double bottom. Should have bought

>>50193447
Girls that study economics have extra stinky pussies though

>>50193310
The Fed follows, it does not lead.

>>50193427
I'm not gay, and I don't eat shit.

>The dollar inverts the euro

>>50193447
Yeah that's what all the sexy girls do, go to princeton and then take econ when they get there
playboy used to have princeton econ issues showcasing the sexy girls of princeton econ cause there's just that many of them there taking econ

>>50193476

Anyone have that video of the Christian choir singing in Latin? It was titled Messere Mia or some shit.

Small cap TNA, IWM, Russell 2k bros, wtf is happening today? Fucking sick of this shit

>>50193147
im retarded as u can see and misunderstood. i was thinking of margin. i didnt know what u meant by leverage up.

>>50193490
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>>50193469
mfw i never fell for the wheat meme because a lot of people are allergic to wheat products

>>50193476
Never say never

>>50193490
>anouther century of American global dominance confirmed
It's so beautiful bros

>>50193391
>"fartiste"

>>50193475
We'll see. But they're the only ones that can print for QE.

>I'm not gay, and I don't eat shit.

>>50193011
>>buys calls in a bear market

>bought SPY 381 straddle to see what it does
>crabbing around 381 since
The market's out to get me, I swear

>>50193537
being gay is objectively wrong

life is just one big theta play when you think about it.

>>50193490
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>50193492
I should have went to Princeton. I thought they were super pozzed though.

lord please have mercy on my portfolio

So what are we looking for from the fed today? Basically if they raise .75 we go down and only .50 we go up? Should I buy puts or calls?

WTFWT

>>50193490
What does this mean for US manufacturing and exports?

>>50193160
how the hell does he get rashes inside of his throat?

I'm not making any money today and this sucks. I hate this gay market.

Brandon just nominated this diversity hire to lead the FAA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Washington

Short airlines.

>>50193176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJHPpsb3FzM

>>50193573
sucking monke cocks obviously

>>50193568
not good

>>50193573
it causes lesions in your mouth and throat, not to mention the 20% chance of blindness

>>50193568
It becomes cheaper to bring goods from europe to america and more expenive to bring goods from america to europe. the problem is there's nothing made in europe worth bringing to america anyway.

>>50193585
>south side Chicago
>expelled from high school

These people really aren't sending their best.

>>50193586
What this say? I can't read kraut

I can't believe we're going to have another epidemic just because gay people couldn't just not have sex with people literally covered in oozing lesions

One more hour?

>>50193586
Yeah, but isn't Germoney's ironic lack of gas going to fuck up their chemical output?

>>50193586
Whatever this is supposed to show. Germany sure has a lot of.

>The utter selfishness of an evil character rarely leaves room for empathy. He is so consumed with his own goals and desires that he can think of no reason not to succeed at the expense of others. At best, other creatures are cattle to be used, preyed upon, or led. At worst, they are gnats to be ignored or obstacles to be bypassed.

>>50193612
they said we couldn't leave the house but then defend degenerate gay sex

>>50193565
Fucking help me gamble

>>50193629
refugees per capita

>>50193612
shorting gay sex is like shorting rabbit sex, we now have to live with small pox's cousin thanks to them

i am considering dumping all my bags into SRS
i could save all your portfolios by doing this as my federal agent always fucks me over

11.25 million jobs
6 million unemployed

Explain why we can't just make kids work again

not going sub $12 darling

>>50193651
because of liberals

The golden belly

>>50193651
Better to plunder the output of the vanishing productive part of the economy to feed the rentier economy.

>>50193606
No question the guys diversity helped him climb the ladder but at least he was able to turn his life around and get himself away from the bad path his life could have gone

>>50193651
>anon why don't you want to be a homeless burger flipper for 11/hour???

>>50193664

>>50193664
I respect the hustle but don’t show that here fren. Post your earnings instead.

>>50193651
Eh, something about a shirtwaist factory?

>>50193609
>>50193629

>>50193565
200bp move hopefully. Fed needs to get to 4 or 5% rates anyways before they even put a dent in inflation.

>>50193606
> On June 7, 2021, Denver mayor Michael Hancock nominated Washington to become the CEO of Denver International Airport, taking over the position from CEO Kim Day who was retiring after 13 years.[15][16] A few days after, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department had a criminal investigation at LACMTA's offices related to a criminal investigation into Washington, which came after a Metro whistleblower's claims of corruption. The investigation was of Metro's sexual harassment hotline, which was found to cost more than $8,000 per call after "multiple no-bid contracts to run the service were awarded to Peace Over Violence, a charity led by a close friend and campaign donor of L.A. County Supervisor and Metro board member Sheila Kuehl."

>>50193671
>A few days after, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department had a criminal investigation at LACMTA's offices related to a criminal investigation into Washington, which came after a Metro whistleblower's claims of corruption. The investigation was of Metro's sexual harassment hotline, which was found to cost more than $8,000 per call after "multiple no-bid contracts to run the service were awarded to Peace Over Violence, a charity led by a close friend and campaign donor of L.A. County Supervisor and Metro board member Sheila Kuehl."[17][18] Washington maintained that he was innocent and that the complaint was from a disgruntled employee, with Hancock supporting him.[19] Despite the alligations and the investigation, the Denver City Council unanimously voted to approve Washington as the new CEO.[20][21]

I'd rather have him blasting caps on the south side than whatever corrupt destruction his black ass is about to wreak on our air transportation network.

>>50193690
well now that they can't smoke in the factories anymore i don't see why we can't get the kids back to work

>>50193675
Here in Michigan they are paying McDonald's employees $15 an hour starting. The only reason these jobs aren't filled is the education system and the media have told everyone for decades that working low end jobs is unacceptable and cast a stigma over it, but in the same breath will go to McDonald's and complain that there order is taking too long and why can't they just hire more people.

>>50193664
vile behavior

NO I MISSED THE BOTTOM

>>50193697
This sounds something like p hacking to me. If you slice and dice the data up enough you can confirm whichever bias you want

>>50193636
They actually told you to go to China town and that travel bans were xenophobic. That’s the part of the timeline we’re in now. They want to accumulate infections. Then they fuck us over again.

>>50193721
The last time I went to the burger king near me, there were two people running the whole thing. It was drive-through only. How do they get enough throughput to keep these places open?

>>50193721
$15 is like $22 3 years ago my dude.

>>50193719
It just makes financial sense. If they're not getting aborted, then they're getting jobs. Literally that simple.

>>50193714
Just minutes, no rate declaration

>>50193719
They're about to ban smoking in casinos in Vegas. I've never been to Vegas but it's been a dream of mine for years. If they ban smoking in Vegas I'll never bother to visit. Sin city my ass.

>>50193718
Don't be racist now

>>50193490
Petro dollar baybeee

>>50193738
>It was drive-through only. How do they get enough throughput to keep these places open?
in the uk 'dark kitchens' (lol) are quite big in the cities. branded outlets operating out of warehouses and shipping containers doing nothing but takeaway deliveries.

Damn, EVFM was the play. It's technically not bankrupt yet so buying a few at 5 million marketcap would have gotten you a 4x.

OH GOD
THE NIKKEI

>>50193755
Just go on any cruise ship for the same shitty experience

>>50193755
if they ban smoking in vegas casinos i will be absolutely furious
that's one of my favorite reasons to go
sitting back with a cold drink, smoke in hand, playing video poker for hours

>>50193744
They can talk about it then it gets priced in. Half the job of the fed is just saying they are going to do things, having the market react to it and then not doing it.

>>50193731
You're below average intelligence and there's no way to slice and dice that.

>>50193342
>avoid
You don't need to avoid if you're not going to sell. At best you'll gain some efficiency but anon look around, we're already crashing.

>>50193690
Never forget!

>>50193734
Funny it's like covid all over again. Monkeypepe might also spread through people who are ASYMPTOMATIC

I can't post the link because they banned monkey pee

Goddamn just looked at the market for the first time today. Been so boring for a couple weeks now. Gonna dump hard soon, we need a shakeup before there can be another bear pump.

>>50193738
It's pretty simple, regardless of how slow it is, you're going to sit there and wait. So it's kind of a moot point. The worst part of fast food is dealing with you the customer. If they automated the ordering process so all the employees had to do was make the food and put in the window without dealing with the fat Karen, faded nigger, or disgruntled hillbilly, there probably wouldn't be labor shortages in fast food.

>>50193787
okay niglet

>>50193765
If someone from a Kentucky holler "turned his life" around so instead of selling meth he was appointing his second cousin to head safety at an oil refinery, you know what I'd say if he was appointed to head the DOE? Hell fucking no.

Welp. The FOMC minutes clearly got leaked, and apparently interest rates are going back to zero

>>50193638
all in on crypto alts

>>50193734
the tests are bs

>>50193779
I don’t gamble much, but when I do, I want to smoke while doing it. I won’t go either.

>line goes up
>line goes down
>like goes sideways

>>50193778
Cruise lines all banned smoking
>>50193779
Michigan casinos used covid as an excuse to ban smoking permanently. Never bothered to go back. Revenue is up for casinos so they have no incentive to go back to the old ways. It's unironically over.

>>50193800
Stop lying you faggot.

>>50193793
I saw the article you’re referring to this morning. We’re so screwed.

>>50193366
Anon we are all monkeys being tortured

>>50193802
Im already all in XRP with my long term savings

PEE PEE
POO POO
NOTHING THAT
YOU CAN DO
>thank you for reading my poem about the market

>>50193779
they used (((covid))) to ban smoking in foxwoods and mohegan. I mean I still walk around pulling off my vape like i do anywhere, but its bull shit you can't sit at the bar smoking and drinking while playing video poker.

Back from my weeklong ban from zestimate posting
What did I miss

>>50193827
we are going to pump

>>50193822
When? I was literally on a cruise in March and people still smoked in the casino

>>50193800
Or set up for a rug. So buy puts and calls, then get theta’d. $0

I predict the market is gonna move sideways till CPI.

>>50193827
I'm not lying, I'm simply extrapolating based on what stocks are doing right now.

>>50193841
what did you post about zestimates?

Buddy who works at TSM in Taiwan posted this.

>>50193841
kek did you cap the post that got you a ban?

>>50193863
>toyota
Checks out

>>50193856
If we are going down to zero interest rates stocks would be MOONING...

>>50193845
Not all cruise lines have done it, but they all will. Just google it. They are going the same way as Vegas will inevitably go. Smoking is a dying trend so it makes more sense to cast out their loyal customers to satisfy the needs of a new crop of customers.

Why is the robingoy newsfeed filled with useless tabloid tier shit like this? How is this supposed to help me make money?

>>50193863
working those chinks to the bone
bullish

>>50193861
>>50193867
Something about Martha being a fat bitch, in the mind of a janny this was “advertising”

>>50193882
They are mooning.

Wtf is this cultural appropriation?

>>50193326
What happened to the guidestones?

>>50193913
some mad lad blew them up

>>50193909
>OBEY YOUR MASTER

>>50193909
Metallica is single handedly the biggest sell out it metal history. There is no single band I'm more disgusted by

>>50193777
What? It's fine. I mean, not "fine" fine but you know.

Also checked.

>>50192832
Why not treasuries instead, they're probably paying 50-75bps more than most CDs for the same duration.

>>50193909
https://youtu.be/WM8bTdBs-cw
is this bullish for netflix?

>>50193932
That was apparent when they were in Guitar Hero tbqh

>>50193932
They’re a gateway drug for Spanish/classic guitar, they’re worth it for that alone

>>50192832
>>50193949
Hell, everyone's already shilled I-Bonds to death for this type of trade: https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/products/prod_ibonds_glance.htm

>>50193932
what makes you say that?

>>50193913
I believe he was killed along with rosencrantz.

>>50193800
Or the forbidden technique of negative rates...

>>50193964
>Childhood means liking Metallica
>Adulthood means loving Gypsy Kings

>>50193909
Haven't watched this show since season 1
Just watched the metallic scene
What the actual fuck is going on???
It was so bad.

>>50193909
What do you mean?
It's just a 40 year old song being used in a show created to provide 40 year old nostalgia.

It's a bit weird that children are buying into nostalgia they never experienced in the first place though.

>>50193791
Oh, now I see why it was such a big deal.

adulthood is realizing metal fucking sucks after the 70's.

the absolute state/cope of /pmg/

>>50193932
At least they're not as bad as Dave Grohl.

>>50193997
This too. I have friends who listen to nu-metal and it's all earsores.

>>50193997
Based and Deep Purple pilled.

>>50193991
>children
Who do you think is watching this shit? Hint: they're not younger than 30

>>50193922
Oh shit it's real. No big loss, the cocaine money is long laundered.
>>50193973
>implying I have the patience to sit through that much schtick

>>50193991
I mean there’s hoards of Spano-africanus zoomers getting into white dad rock

>>50194023
I watched it and the boys, both were breddy gud
>inb4 chud hate mail

>>50194033
>americas stonehenge
fucking lol

>>50193997
music is all going to shit, even taylor swift's new stuff is completely pozzed trash.

>>50194005
Dave grohl has always made pop rock after nirvana, he is what he is.

Ay where da new thread at fr

Someone make BYD Buffet smg

>>50193128
Look at YugoSlavia if you want to know. The UK got out in time and will stay relevant. Switzerland was smart and never joined. Countries that kept their currencies will survive. Germany, France and all tiny irrelevant countries will burn. The dumbest thing they did was introduce 1 monetary union. 1 union based on everybody speaking a different language, a different mindset to loans and working, a different faith, a different climate, a different fiscal system. The EU is the tower of Babylon combined with Sodom and Gomorra. It must fail.

>>50194042
Is this an actual trend you've noticed or are you making a /gg/ joke?

>>50194050
you cant be memed as the female head of nazism and not be forced to go completely pozzed. celebs are sellouts first and everything else second

>>50194042
“Dad rock” means “old music that I secretly like but I need to be ironic about it”
Irony is spiritual poison, and yes I know where I’m posting

>>50194078
>>50194078
>>50194078
new
>>50194078
>>50194078
>>50194078
new

>>50194072
>female
whew lad

>>50194070
That’s an actual trend I’ve noticed. Tool, Metallica, Iron Maiden have all become popular amongst the minorities I know who used to be into hip hop

>>50192819
nice choice bro

>>50194050
Implying Taylor swift’s music was good in the first place, all she did was repeat shit 3 times in her songs. Music has been in a bad place for decades.

>>50193966
>>50194087
true

>>50193991
>It's a bit weird that children are buying into nostalgia they never experienced in the first place though
They're longing for a home they never lived in.

>>50194058
Nevermind is also completely overrated and it makes me sick to consider Spencer Elden's case.
>be a literal baby
>get a photo of your genitals plastered across the world without your consent
>grow up being told that it's some amazing thing
>believe it because how could the world be wrong?
>become an adult and realize that you're never going to be recognized for anything in life but a nonconsensual photo of your dick
>sue the band
>the judge throws out your case because "well you made good money already, asshole"
>"you even got a tattoo, so no way you regret the decisions other people made for you lol"
>all of the normies think you're some kind of villain now because you sued Nirvana
Sucks to hear about Bill Cosby tho.

>>50193169
Based fuck wagies

Why does oil keep dumping every morning and slowly recover through the day (but not fully)?