/biz/ - Business & Finance

She might get pregnant from you, anon.

I always wonder what the process is like. So you just meet her and then what?

>>50186369
VG G0Y

>>50186469
Just posted about this hour ago, one advice dont get addicted

>>50186369
in which country?

>>50186369
please wear the plastic

>>50186369
only visitation?

you dont need luck, you just need money

based

>>50186369
Good luck anon!

>>50186839

What, If she gets pregnant though? OP will have to pay alimony and have a kid with a hooker.

>>50186469
easy: benis in bagina

>>50186369
Wack off and cum and realize you would have pays X amount of dollars to do that with a lady.
Don't.

>>50186369
Please come back and update us on how low you feel as you hand over that money and the quiet ride home.

Nice. I reccomend doing nofap for a week or two (depending on your death grip) before hand .

I find that i can rarely cum with a hooker unless i have abstained for 2 weeks. I take it that you're also a degenerate porn addict if you're posting on /biz/ about visiting a hooker so i reccomend you do the same. It will make your time (and the hooker's) much more enjoyable if your cock actually has some feeling in it.

>>50186469
>call or text hooker
>"hey are you available at x time?"
>they text you the street
>you go there near time
>message them that you're there
>they give you house/apartment/hotel room number
>you go up
>knock
>they answer
>you hand over money
>get undressed
>fuck

>>50187003
>aaa i feel so low getting to fuck this 8/10 because i had to pay $80 I-it didnt count! IT DIDNT COUNT!


lmao!

Sometimes a fap feels better

wow positivity. Usually the thread is full of "doesnt count incel"

Honestly, hookers are fun if you want to fuck porno bimbos or do kinky shit
Don't ever let it replace your need for regular intimacy, though, you'll go insane

>>50187155
Literally exact same thing. Based

Have perhaps made use of such services over 200 times.

Advice I would offer is, if she misadvertised herself, simply turn around and walk away. Dont go for blowjob only, dont even talk. If she is comfortable to mislead, you are in for a bad time.

European windows solve this to a large degree- as does high end agencies.

Stay the fuck away from brothels and amateur websites.

Bros, ive gone to this well and drank too much- what are my chances of getting married and her being okay with this sordid past?

>>50187307
This anon knows, stick to high end agencies.

>>50187307
lol don't tell her

>>50187307
You'll know if she cares or not. If she does don't tell her. It's not important.

Also advice, Asians are the biggest liars and have the most fake and photoshopped pics. If they are fob Asian add 10 years to. The age they state

>>50187212
really?

>>50187408
Yeah.

Some hookers I had to fap myself to cum and then I was like why the fuck did I just waste $200.

You want it because you're horny then when you get it it's like meh. But you'll still fall for the bait every time because our brains are retarded, as well as the god tier shilling of sex on the internet and in modern culture.

Realistically playing Vidya with the boys was funner than 90% of my sexual experiences.

Visiting escorts has unironically helped me have a much healthier view on sex and women.

The first few times are exciting, but after a while the excitement dwindles ; a sense of boredom sets in mashing your genitals with a stranger you're paying to tolerate said mashing.

This makes porn seem incredibly boring, and shifts the mind from finding vaginas in general exciting, to finding specific women exciting, but only where your attention is reciprocated.

All in all a good investment

>>50187236
It doesn’t, but you’re a newfag/biocunt if you think /biz/ is anti-whore. Unless it’s non-virgin wife whores

>>50187307
>be a man
>tell a woman about your sexual past
>care about the opinion of a pathetic half animal who wouldn’t survive without men like you
ngmi

>>50187575
For me it's the opposite it makes finding vagina less exciting because you can buy it for $100-200. But this works well because you can disregard women a lot more. I feel bad for Americans that have to subscribe to onlyfans and simp hard because they can't fuck hookers.

Like if a woman you like is using sex as a weapon you can just laugh at her and go down the road.

>>50187679
>laugh and go down the road
>then pay money for her government child support and other welfare shit

>>50186369
>translation - about to head to bed after being up all night shitposting

>>50187408
The only thing that i love with escorts is the gfe

>>50186469
It's kind of like going to get a haircut, can be a little awkward but things get done one way or another, just go along with it she knows what she's doing

>>50187699
> thinking I'd ever marry or impregnate a modern woman

>>50187307
>Stay the fuck away from brothels
Why? Never been to a brothel not even sure what they look like these days. I'd like to visit one day

>>50187850
No idea. Brothels are great. Chicks/roasties come greet you and you pick one to go fuck, what's not to like?

good luck
just be confident, don't drop you spaghetti

>>50186369
Anyone hired an "escort" in bongland?

I nearly pulled the trigger recently but then I realized the people who are saying it is just assisted masturbation are right.. I'm still a 33yo virgin with no end in sight though.. life is pain biz bros

>>50186469
some independent providers require verification that you are not a cop, one asked me to send a dick pic making a specific hand sign, she replied with a selfie also making a sign, turned out legit, $300 for 1hr, was not a clock watcher, petite 5’2” more of a hippie goth type white girl, basically down for everything except bareback and open mouth kissing, did two pops and she was cool with it, will probably see her again if she’s in town, otherwise I seek out amps with full service but not as enjoyable (mostly older Asian women)

>>50187850

Brothels are the cheapest of all the options. As cheap as they are, the women have to give half or more of their earnings to the owner.

Women that are good looking do not fuck for $50, and will obviously want to keep most of their earnings for themselves. Only the ugliest/oldest/most desperate women will accept this arrangement.

Only at the bottom end and at the top end of the market are women happy to give away half their earnings to a brothel/agency.

The bottom end because they are desperate and the top end because they still get paid handsomely.

I find the most economicallly viable range of the market is the good looking girls, that are just short of being able to enter the high end escort market, who keep all their earnings.

This way you have sex with a good looking girl and avoid paying a middleman.

>>50188020
I mean why should I care if the middleman gets the bucks? I just want my pop

>>50187964
It’s overrated, might as well get it over with so you can know how mundane sex can be

>>50188020
Eh it's not really about the looks it's about how good she is at her job. Nice looking hookers can be boring as shit and uggo hookers can actually be pretty good

>>50187964
>I realized
You didn't realize shit because you didn't put it into practice. Yes it is overrated but you need to actually learn this fact with your penus. It's cheap and no more awkward than a haircut, just do it

>>50187850
>not even sure what they look like these days.
he posted a pic

>>50188020

you are absolutely fucking wrong here. Young beautiful women are usually scared to go independent, so they like the protection a brothel provides. In brothels you can find relatively cheap hot pussy, you just need to find the right one. I had a very good one nearby, but it closed unfortunately.
Also, brothels can have very different business models. The brothels I know rent rooms to girls for about 150 euros a day. That is one customer for them, so they keep all the money from the other customers they get each day.

Wear a condom when getting a BJ. You can get an STD from bar back BJs.
Ask me how I know this.

>>50188020
Best sex I've had was with ugly roasties at brothels, and they were the cheapest.

Hot expensive girls are often boring as fuck. MILFs are almost always better in my experience

>>50188056
>>50188094
Fuck it I will do it anons..

>>50188128
What did you get?

>>50188128
How do you know this, anon?

>>50188118

Its all probably very location dependent. The US is probably a scary place for a woman to go independent, in europe its all out in the open and normal, so not a big deal.

I am very happy not to be in the US.
The concept of walking through antwerp's RLD must be utterly alien to them. One day I had sex with four different early 20's EE girls.

I am an irredeemable degenerate

>>50187957
yes lad.

Ukpunting for escort reviews from actual punters (put ukpunting and then your town/city in to google in to look at reviews, there is lke a 10 thread view limit if you dont pay for the site so just reset ip or use a vpn or some shit.)
In
Adultwork to find escorts. Avoid romanians or brazilians unless you want bare minimum service with a hot, cheap girl who complains a lot.

Some escorts in the uk are top tier.

>>50188448
>>50187957
Also another tip. Make sure the girl has the green 'available today' text up on adultwork if you're looking to meet up on that day. Otherwise you'll be sat with your dick in your hand frantically messaging escorts.

Also make sure they have their phone number up. There are a lot of time wasting escorts on there who pretend to be escorts to try and rope you in to camchat and sugardaddy shit with them. You'll email and they'll say something along the lines of "sorry not doing meets but can speak to me on camchat!" or some variation of that.

Also if there is a phone number up then CALL to make an arrangement. I have fired out 10-20 emails and texts with zero response from any escort before. Call first, if no answer then send a text. It shows you are serious and not a time waster. I was nervous calling at first but all you're doing is asking if they're available and giving a time.

>>50188020
most brothels in Europe have really good-looking girls. Though most of them are Romanian

>>50188234
>One day I had sex with four different early 20's EE girls

how can you even cum 4x fucking in one day?

Unless I did like a 2 month nofap streak beforehand i cant see myself cumming more than once or twice from fucking. The escort would have to be furiously jerking me off with all of her might on the 3rd or 4th session for even a 10% chance of me busting.

>>50188654
Jerk yourself off to finish while watching her masturbate or whatever shit gets you off, easy.

Although personally sounds like a waste of money after the first one.

Don't I got HPV from one

>>50188654

Something about having a slight hangover. Galanin, the brain chemical for craving, apparently doesnt specify WHAT you are craving, i.e between food sex and alcohol.

At least thats all I can think of. With the aid of porn and alcohol I have sometimes came between 10 and 15 times a day.

Actual sex satisfies the craving much better, so 2-3x is usually more than enough

I think my dick might be broken. On occasion ive came, kept my erection and just kept fucking until I came again.

The gods are cruel for punishing me with this bountiful virility, but nowhere to put it.

>>50188793
You're just high test anon. If escorts didnt exist im sure you'd be out there raping.

>>50188874

Had it tested 3 times!

Ranges from 273 to 420 ng/ dl.
Thats subclinical hypogonadsim to below average.