/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50184330
My SIGA will never recover.

>>50184379
good

bros, why is big growth tech leading the meltup and not value stocks? it doesn't make sense, since big tech is still over valued

>>50184767
>that's a dead cat

>>50184767
Bc not melt up

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

Yotsuba best girl

>>50184767
"Value" is ashkenazi nonsense.. We're not melting anywhere. Just sizzling on a nice enjoyable ride down. Like snorting ketamine and heroine in a hottub with some cute druggy hoes. Fuck I'm getting old. Tech bounced up more because it's prone to higher volatility. Like the Nasdaq 100 is essentially just the SP 500 exposed to 1.5x leverage.

>>50185907
Dropping knowledge when the zoomers are still sleeping.

Lost 7k the last time around.
Trying to short German energy companies now to make back some of my losses.
Shorting
>RWE
>EON
>UNIPER
>Rheinmetall
Thoughts on this? I'd be happy if I even walked away with 1k from this.

>>50184809
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>50186307
uniper is about to be bailed out. it pumped yesterday on the maybenews.

>>50185907
You sound like a nigger sympathizer

>>50186307
I wouldn't short something like EON since they are municipal utility in some EU states meaning if all those small unprofitable low-cost suppliers went bust (which is already starting) the customers get moved by default to those like EON, and they get bailed out if necessary. I'd rather long EON (which I do btw.)

UUUU is pumping, i think today is the day. EU taxonomy approves nuclear, ESG funds move in bigly, epic short squeeze incoming.

>>50186393
>You sound like a nigger sympathizer
lol I won't take that trash talk from a faggot sympathizer.

>>50186286
Thanks but I'm just drunk

chonky britbong on bloomberg in perhaps the most depressing home office ever

>>50186426
How about ThyssenKrupp? I've read that their production has plummetted already because of the lack of gas.

THIS PUMP IS FAKE AND GAY

>>50186540
Cope.

>>50186526
I don't know about thyssenkrupp, the only one I would feel comfortable shorting is probably Rheinmetall since they shot up like crazy since war + announced military spending from Germany and it's far too overvalued right now

>>50186307
Why is Rheinmetall on this list?

>>50186540
I just need the VIX to drop. I want out of my short VIX position. Anyone else looking to hedge against a drop in earnings? Wouldn’t know how desu-ne

>>50186622
Aight, thanks bro. Also gonna throw BASF in there. They're fucked if they don't get gas.

>>50184330
>USA already starting to run out of shale
Nice ""revolution"" you fucking retards lmao

Seems like lukoil and gazprom are gonna be #1 for the forseeable future.

>>50186636
>jumped up in value after the gov announced it would spend 100bn euros for defense purposes (at no point was it mentioned that rheinmetall would get this money so this was pure speculation)
>steel/iron manufacturing needs a metric fuckton of gas, , tomorrow NS1 gas deliveries from russia might be reduced further, putting them in a precarious position
rheinmetall was a classic pump and dump that only cringy redditors from r/de celebrated

>>50186665
Rheinmetall does not produce steel tho?

>energies in Europe still dumping
I fucking hate your fucking burger "hedge funds" shorting Europe. Energies, at that. This shit is so fake they don't even hide it anymore. I hope they fucking get short squeezed, liquidated, with no 2008-like bailouts. Fuck them.

>>50186741
Increased manufacturing costs result in shitty profit margins and strikes by the employees.

>>50186794
If you can't beat them, join them. Short the everlasting shit out of EU energy

I'm genuinely concerned with the resilience of the market. I have a pile of cash that I would like to invest lower but I'm starting to think this fake and gay market have already priced in the horrible Q3 guidances.

>>50186826
I think you are wrong on this one. They have 43b € wroth of product ready to sell and EU will buy all of it over the next years. Better go with german chemical industry e.g. Henkel, BASF and Beiersdorf. They are pretty low already tho

>>50186941
Seems you are right. My bad.

>>50186843
Your best move is incremental investments into total market and index funds. If you are good there I dunno semi conductors seem to be over sold to the point where they are looking like a good buy... SOXL is still trash but presents a good short hold opportunity.

tl;dr Buy VOO and VTI if you are look at semi conductor computers buddy!

good morning /submachine gun/

>>50184767
>bros, why is big growth tech leading the meltup and not value stocks? it doesn't make sense, since big tech is still over valued
you said it, it doesn't make sense because in simple terms it doesn't, it's just the fed saving the day and 'soft crashing' the market so that numerically speaking doesn't look so bad and avoid general panic

>>50184767
>since big tech is still over valued
Imagine being this arrogant.

Google is overvalued? Seems cheap to me.

>>50187096
>google
>terrible email client
>site for short clips
>makes most of their money from a terrible search engine, which has lots of superior competitors
>everyone with a brain dislikes the super-pozzed company
>overvalued at these prices
Alphabet is facebook-tier.

Market is forward looking. It knows no one will afford to travel or use gas soon. Oil to 30$

>>50184330
based, time to get creampied by cute twunks

I'm not calling a bottom, but the price of copper was a what's happening story on twitter. I'm not logged in or anything. Silver has a similar overnight pattern.

>>50187093
Are you this guy? Lol

>>50187144
>terrible email client
every single person, who is somebody (not a homeless man) has a gmail account
businesses with their own email servers their employees still have a business gmail account on top of their private one
>site for short clips
it's the most popular website in the entire world..
>makes most of their money from a terrible search engine
??? you can adjust your search parameters greatly for google - don't know what you're talking about here
>superior competitors
like what lmao? duckduckgo? bing? askjeeves?? don't make me laugh
>everyone with a brain dislikes the super-pozzed company
fuck no. everyone with a brain appreciates how much better life is with google + youtube
there isn't a single day that goes by where people don't google something or watch a video on youtube
most people aren't edgelord faggots such as yourself, and appreciate things that bring them knowledge and entertainment
>overvalued at these prices
that is open to debate - you may be right, you may be wrong - but every other point you made is dog shit

>>50187153
Short oil?

>>50186741
Rheinmetall is an arms producer right? It was probably overvalued in march/april at the height of the Ukraine war, but I wouldn't short it for too long

>>50184767
They led the dump, now they lead the recovery.

>>50187189
>you can adjust your search parameters greatly for google - don't know what you're talking about here
They deliberately hide results. Finding what you want can be hard. Their results also come with leftist propaganda.
>muh gmail
Show me how profitable it is.
>edgelords are the only who dislikes them
kek Your r/politics hangout isn't representative of america, npc. Wanting to see white women and white families when you google these terms, not black men and "diversity," is hardly edgy.

>>50187190
How about we take that call and JPM's $380 call and split the difference?

>>50187189
And almost every other search engine is superior, yes. They're the internet explorer of search engines.

Since the bull market has begun, what are you FOMOing in today?

>>50187279
Sqqq

how can i profit from this

>>50187279
Bull market? I don't know about the US, but here in Europe things are looking very grim,.

>>50187238
>They deliberately hide results. Finding what you want can be hard.
Learn how to use google, friend. Learn all the different ways you can adjust your search, fine tune your search
>Their results also come with leftist propaganda.
Oh no, better short google, since the information on the internet has a liberal slant!!
>Show me how profitable it is.
https://seoaves.com/revenue-model-of-gmail/
>Your r/politics hangout isn't representative of america, npc
You are delusional. Google is not a hated company. Twitter is. Facebook is. Nobody is out there ranting about google, unless you're a Republican senator who is out of touch with how a search engine works
I don't know a single person who hates google. I know many, many people who hate facebook, twitter.
Everybody uses google. Google is extremely helpful for day to day life both in its search engine and youtube (not to mention email)
>Wanting to see white women and white families when you google these terms
Lmaooo. Okay, got it, you're just an edgelord /pol/ faggot. You hear this guys? We better short google because the images they show include interracial couples!! Who cares about their profits, who cares about their monthly active users, who cares about their impressions, who cares about their revenue
Google is showing BLACK men with WHITE women!! SHORT THEM!!!! OMG!!!!
You're a faggot
and I hope you kill yourself, so that you stop posting dumb shit here

>>50187287
all in LUKOY once the west bends the knee towards China and Russia.

>>50187304
Stop spamming this thread with your cucked bs, faggot.

>>50187344
>2 posts
>replying directly to you
>spamming
Kill yourself you dumb faggot piece of shit
Stop posting here
You are retarded
You are dragging down the collective intelligence of /smg/ by posting here
Go complain about interracial couples on google images somewhere else

I'm bored and writing a day trading simulation program, any strategies you want me to test with it? Will report back in a week or something.

>>50187189
>>50187304
nobody reads that fucking wall of text

>>50187144
as someone who runs calyx and uses duckduckgo/yandex/bing just to avoid giving one company too much of my info. I still find myself going back to google maps over organic maps and using google search when duckduckgo returns retarded unrelated shit. Their products are good, its just is it worth your privacy (normies think so)

>>50187144
>Google Cloud Platform competing with Azure and AWS
>Chrome
>Pixel and Chromebook
You can't say they don't have useful products.

>>50187361
You've written a thousand words now on how much you love google pozz. Go back to red-dit.

>>50187400
this is a stock market thread, you dumb faggot
we are interested in the stock, not the company, not how you personally feel about it, now that you're annoyed that the company shows black men and white men in google images
we care about what the stock price is going to do
you don't. you care about whether or not the company is "pozzed"
I don't give a fuck if a company is "pozzed" if it is going to yield me a 20% return
you shouldn't either
and if you do care, you shouldn't be posting here, as this thread is clearly not for you

>>50187363
Whatever futures say, take the opposite position around noon

Another day of getting paid to do "nothing". Kek, my state is doing away with the income tax in stages. First cut is supposed to happen in January.

>>50187304
>liberal slant
There's nothing liberal about you american "liberals," commie.
>google refusing to show white couples isn't indicative of anything being wrong at google
lmao

>>50187416
kek that should be an easy one, will do.

>>50187400
>>50187412
You guys both need to stop fellating each other over the antichr- I mean alphabet

shorting USDJPY yes or not?

>>50187390
Yeah, but that stuff isn't very profitable, and every product has lots of reasonable competitors. They're still very reliant on their search engine, and if people stop using it, which is very possible, the price of the company's stock would collapse.

>>50187449
Playing with fire unless you know stuff

Crab day incoming.

>>50187449
I sure wouldn’t. Should’ve just been long dollar.

>>50187464
>if people stop using it
it's just not gonna happen
it's the most visited site in the world by a huge, huge, huge margin
>pic related
it is now so entrenched, with so many active daily users, that have spent 10+ years using it, that the likelihood of a competitor coming along and becoming the dominant search engine, or even capturing some of the market share, is extremely unlikely
look at how Bing did - a company with all the resources of MSFT behind it
~80 million people use duckduckgo
44 billlion just a little bit bigger than 80 million
and I want to be clear I'm not arguing that GOOG is a buy here, or that it's currently trading at discount - I haven't done a deep enough dive on their financials to be able to say that

EURsisters we’re worth less than shitcoins now..

>>50187468
>>50187502
why? bulls looks pretty exhausted

How bad do you guys think the markets will be when the CPI is released soon?

rate my stock portfolio

>>50187521
Japan would rather let their currency die out than deviate from their stupid policies. And the dollar is going to continue to be strong through all of next year.

>>50187412
I got googl put options. That company is so pozzed they'll be losing money in no time. It's like the saying goes. Get woke go broke.

>>50186640
Yes. Would love to buy some SPX puts but VIX too high right now. Need it around 24 for hedging to make sense.

>>50187477
probably, it costs millions (must probably billions) per day from the fed to keep the fake and gay bull run alive

>>50187554
I honestly would be shorting all large cap right now, regardless of individual company performance, just due to the overall market cycle
>first short the most risky, no cash flow shit
>then short the small caps
>then short the medium caps
and finally, towards the end of the boom bust cycle
>short the large caps
they are coming for the large caps

>>50187536
>And the dollar is going to continue to be strong through all of next year
rolf

i'm ready to invest today!

>>50187274
This boy owes me sex

>>50187573
Nah just short the pozzed and woke bull shit. Disney tesla Google apple, and buy companies that reflect our values and our way of life.

>>50187589
I don't think he is wrong
relative strength of dollar should continue to rise
Euro will continue to fall, most heavily weighted in basket - Eurozone economy imploding
flight to 'safe haven' dollar dynamic will also play out as markets continue to fall
US bonds will also be more attractive than foreign bonds, driving inflow into dollars to buy the bonds
Shorting the dollar or longing yen are the most crowded trades right now which is helping it continue to squeeze

Why the fuck are euro stocks up, weren't we supposed to be collapsing?

>>50187655
plunge protection team is working overtime

>>50187655
just declared nuclear to be green energy

>>50187589
The dollar will win because of the military. The dollar would be yen level without our guns making people use our currency

That means it'll outperform all weaker currencies in the coming shit show even if they all shit the bed

How are you seeing UUUU pumping it says no trades on trading view

>>50187641
im just looking at charts mate and recession is still not yet in

crypto will save me from the recession, right bros?

>>50187686
>The dollar will win-ACK

>>50187620
>boy

>>50187427
whats the divvie yield on the portfolio brother?

>>50187211
You do you. Remember that there is a major shift in defence politics in EU especially in germany

>>50187753
burgerbros... not like this...

>>50187753
The dollar is stronger than the euro

Checkmate

>>50187589
Have fun being stupid, retard.

>>50187822
1 euro = 1.02 unitedstatean dollars
cope

About to open a good a short in 1:14 hours

I JUST WANT OUT OF SVIX IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

>applying for other jobs incase I get axed due to the recession

bullish or bearish?

I feel a morning dump is coming to flush out all the fomo retards from yesterday.

>>50187363
Continuously buy and sell SPY with a half second delay between orders.

I cucked myself out of good gains by selling a call against TMF way too early

>>50187853
1.01

>>50187932
I think I could actually implement this one today, just start on open and stop on close or any specific start/stop times?

>>50187304
>Learn how to use google, friend. Learn all the different ways you can adjust your search, fine tune your search
Nigga, it's a fucking search bar. I type the shit I want to search. If your results are garbage, I'm going somewhere else. I'm not spending a half hour tweaking menu items in some horribly laid out menu screen I have to scroll down three pages to do two things. Fuck you.

I don't feel so good mumu

>>50187903
Which industry?

SOS bagholder's bags just got even heavier. They're lined for another fresh offering on top of this.

>>50187903
I just don’t understand how there can be a recession with everyone in work earning loads of money, I’ve spoken to so many people lately who’ve had 15-20% raises on their salary

>>50187968
Aerospace

>US gas prices have now dropped for 21 days in a row - the longest streak since the start of COVID
Oil barons got too penisy.

I bought STLA for the divies but so far I've lost 9.6% of my money.

>>50187984
>lately who’ve had 15-20% raises on their salary
lol

Is pic related the contrarian trade? The potential downside is rather small isn’t it?

I wonder if I should sell all my SIGA this morning.

DXY hitting 107. We're off to the fucking races.

>>50188052
I think since the dollar just broke out of rangebound resistance, you'll want to wait on that move.

>>50188024
I told you about ignoring company quality in favor of dividend bait. I told you, boomer!

>>50187903
>Have an interview Monday
>They said they just won a large contract and need to fill a lot of positions
Military contractor Chads rise up.

>>50188092
>I think since the dollar just broke out of rangebound resistance, you'll want to wait on that move.
What do you think is a key level I should be waiting for? Just bought pic related

>>50188092
It'll come back up when people can buy cars regularly.

>>50188129
Well in the early 2000's it plateaued just shy of 120, right? And the Plaza Accord back in 1985 was when it was around 125.

>>50188092
It's also only 10% of my port.
MO is more and my real killer. Negative 20% and 15% of my port.

When will car companies be punished for their price gouging?
Never.

>>50187304
kys you dumb gorillanigger

The dollar must be stopped before half the world faces a sovereign debt crisis. POWELL, do the needful and be dovish. Boj cannot take much more of this

>>50188170
>>50188216
The question of "will people buy cars/are autos a good industry?" is separate from "is STLA the best car company to put your money into?" If GM, Ford, hell, even Volkswagen or Tesla offer better investment opportunities you'd want to harvest their returns instead.

>>50188199
Hey, at least the FDA's backing off its bullshit Juul decision.

>>50188109
>never competing with jeets for jobs since they're foreign
>the background check scares away degens and normies who think they'll get caught and boomed for doing drugs
>working for the military scares away the libcucks and virtue signalers
>takes a while to get security clearances so they usually do everything to avoid firing you once you get it

Sounds comfy

>>50188230
>The tight monetary policy of Federal Reserve's Chairman Paul Volcker and the expansionary fiscal policy of President Ronald Reagan's first term in 1981-84 pushed up long-term interest rates and attracted capital inflow, appreciating the dollar.[7]
...
>From 1980 to 1985, the dollar had appreciated by about 50% against the Japanese yen, Deutsche Mark, French franc, and British pound, the currencies of the next four biggest economies at the time.[8]
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaza_Accord#Background

>>50188267
what happens if I have no social media presence?

>>50188275
you don't get any ladies because they think you are a serial killer

>>50188109
still making about 5k/week in bonuses because ukraine deal. I hope they don't run out of ukranians anytime soon, looking to build a house on my recently acquired property.

>>50188084
>>50188084
Yes dude me too, I cant believe im sticking it to putin.

I dont know if I can stick it to homophobes as well.

Luckily I was jabbed 3 times and only caught covid each time, could have been worse with the bells palsey. Im sure this monkypix is a nuthingburger, im just researching this rash I got.

>>50188275
It's fine. The biggest things are foreign influence, convictions, excessive debts, unpaid taxes, and bankruptcites/liens. You can even put that you smoked marijuana in college if it was experimental you don't won't do it again. Oh yeah part of the SF-86 asks if you've ever tried to overthrow the United States government so if you attended Jan 6 you have to put that down lmao.

>>50188275
makes it easier in many aspects. some clearances almost prefer it, especially these days

>>50187655
Hopium. Same for US stonks. Result will be the same, smoldering pile of ash

>>50188329
Honestly a good thing you're talking to me now or else I might have sold at the morning market price.

Might sound stupid but seeing contrarian opinions are super important for my trading mindset.

I'll set some Stop Losses and leave it at that.

>>50188342
Also every employment gap no matter how small and every address you lived at no matter how temporarily going back 5 years for secret or 10 years for top secret needs to be accounted for with references.

>>50188092
>>50188171
Asian currencies about to splatter...
Plaza accord 2.0 inbound

>>50188392
how do you get references for an employment gap?

>>50188406
They just check with your girlfriend at the time.

>>50188412
girlfriend?

DXY going to mars and stonks not dead. Clearly no manipulation going on. Pivoters about to get BTFO

>>50188419
Well, yeah. If you had a wife, she'd make sure you have another job lined up before quitting your old one.

"You are seeing more electric vehicles on the road because of the high price of gas."
If you cannot afford gas, you cannot afford to buy an EV.
I like my financial news mixed in with pure agenda-driven market news.

>>50188438
>DXY going to mars and stonks not dead.
Those DXY dividends are becoming extra valuable now.

>>50188444
You're seeing more electric vehicles on the road because there are more electric vehicles on the road. ftfy

Feel like I'm the only bear who noticed the giant triple top pattern on the SPY

Does anybody here work for TD?

>>50188275
Nothing. If anything it can be a detriment to have one if you show yourself being a degen or too open about everything you do. The less stuff you can be blackmailed for, the better.

>>50188459
I just sent an email to the CEO of UUP congratulating him on the excellent first half.

Shill me some small caps and a brief description. Been busy buying INTC at the rapid rate and want to try a little gambling. Shares not options

>>50188480
I know this is a joke, but people want to get paid in dollars so stocks with dollar dividends have value.

>>50188473
yeah whats up

>>50188389
If you have not seen yet, Novavax is opening another production facility, despite no FDA approval they got unconditional EU approval for 12-17 year olds.

I cant say biotech was a bad decision and checking the pixtulates. We are on track for SIGA.

Just keep track of something else while you wait, but watch your stop loss everyday dude, you never know what EU country like spain will try a bigger order for the pix

>>50188517
Shit, that is a good point. Euro companies with larger US presences are holding up better then?

you're all gonna get rugged hard

PPP is back on the desk. Must smash VIX and DXY or stonks go bye bye

>>50187312
So never into LUKOY, got it.

This fucking kike's only hours is such bull shit. I leave for work and TSLA was at $688 now it's at like $700, I swear (((they))) are just doing this to fuck with me.

>>50188524
Do you have any insight on their investigations department, specifically fraud investigations?

I applied for a fraud investigator position just to see if anything would come of it. I currently work corporate investigations for a large retail chain and was just wondering if anybody has insight on TD fraud investigators

>>50188577

Good day for RFP.TO

>>50187312
Goy, by the time they're available again, they'll be back to pre-war prices.

OPEN DA MAHKETS YA KIKE BASTIDS

>>50188577
rugged upwards yeah

blood green day

>>50188529
I hadn't heard about the new production facility and I hadn't seen the statistic of Pox increasing that much either.

I'll be sure to keep on top of those Stops and read up more on SIGA.

Thanks for your help based anon.

aaaaaaand we are back

So are we gonna rip green today or what? When are the Fed minutes?

>>50188620
it is my pleasure,
me homos are me treasure may god get them through the poxy pleasure

>>50187525
4/10

>>50188652
2pm et

>>50184379
Sell it for $12, I'll buy

Short Continental. NOW.
>lack of production materials
>lack of willing wageslaves to produce their shit products
>beginning the government to bring in cheap immigrants to epxloit them even more
>warning that they won't mean their obligations towards their consumers
Thank me later.

>>50188652
Why? The market has prices in a recession. The 10yr yield is now barely above what the july rape hike is.

>>50188652
the "rip" has already begun

>>50184379
$20 is literally inevitable but okay.

>>50188697
God I fucking hate continental.

>>50188472
I bought puts at 382.

>>50188660
Here's my biggest problem with investing in SIGA. Right now the supreme court is poised to make gay sex illegal again and if that happens you can kiss your monkiepox outbreak happening good bye.

>>50188697
not your personal army

>>50188739
That will only drive gay sex underground.

10y yields at a big level.

>>50188739
When sodomy is banned they'll go back to having back-alley homosexuality with coat-hangers thus necessitating more SIGA.

Bullbros...

>>50188756
Let's see Paul Allen's yield curve.

Which would be the best company to invest in if you considered the escalation of the Ukranian War into WW3 inevitable?

>>50188756
>TA on bond yields
jesus fucking christ

>>50188783
QYLD

>>50188755
It will just be the end of gay sex for everyone. They'll get people into treatment for their homosexuality and the faggots will learn how to smash puss like everybody else.

wtf happen to the yield curve

>>50188774

>>50188610
CAM ON FXB, SCORE SOME FAHKIN GAINS!

>>50188783
No one wins. Though maybe the Swiss suffer least. Or some out of the way place like South Sudan - do they have any companies?

>>50188804
>Homosexuality Crisis Centers begin popping up everywhere

>>50188756
I wonder just who could be buying this much bonds at these rates when inflation is outta control and more hikes are coming.

>TSLA

>>50188774
oh fuck we're going to get another recession? Well looks like the ship is fucked.

>>50188854
lel

Wait do we get fed minutes today?

>>50188854
bullish

>>50188875
2pm

>>50188854
Bro just get immersed and let it drive you into a cop car.

>>50188838
The thinking is probably:
>10y: -6% if held to maturity
>USD: -8% real annual return
>Other currencies: -1x% real annual return
>Commodities: -??% real return due to recession

There are no good, obviously safe options when it comes to parking cash.

>>50188855
Q1 GDP is confirmed negative, GDPNow for Q2 was even worse. Recession started in November or December.

>>50188854
>you vil watch ze netflix globehomo

>>50188838
My guess is it's getting the dollar yield regardless of everything else going on.

>>50188854
Oh wow color me shocked, some rich retard has no idea how to use the expensive tech he bought

>>50188876
...for NFLX.

>>50188854
All the kids who grew up with dvd players in the family van are the ones who'd rather watch the idiot box than drive

>>50188838
Guess.

>>50188918
what chair is that

>>50188838
We're seeing dollar deflation right now, actually.
Earning more dollars when the amount of dollars is decreasing makes a lot of sense.

At 3.5%, yields were already pricing in the peak of expected rate hikes, although those expectations are now declining.

>>50188935
That's the all leather x-chair.

>>50188935
fed chair

>>50188947
heh

>>50188947
nice

>>50188947
Fucking Carlos I'm sick of your shit.

Thanks to EU voting to count nuclear as green, I can now invest in nuclear and pay 15% less in taxes on that investment. So now let's wait for nuclear to bottom out

>>50188947
ba dum tss

>>50188854
just unplug it and plug it back in

>>50188939
Deflation is literally a myth invented by banker degenerates who want to constantly decrease the value of currency, and need a bogeyman to scare people into accepting inflation.

>>50188947
Kek

>>50188970
Why would the US or Russia allow that? Euros are never going to construct a single nuclear power plant. Cap this.

Where my uranium bros @?

>>50188947

>>50188939
Which is good for people who got pay increases from 2020-2021, however, I think we're still in a stagflation environment. Inflation will be weaker moving forward, however, the rates are kicking the chair out from under the U.S econ. Jpow seems committed to go until unemployment gives out.

>>50188947
................kek.................kek

>>50188996
Did you just make this up? Deflation has been part of the business cycle even b4 gay central banks

Why isn't the market completely shitteding itself over this yield curve invertment?

>>50189035
>>50189019
>>50189002
>>50188985
>>50188969
>>50188960
>>50188959
bullish for (you)s today. wagmi

>>50189069
economies don't matter anymore

today is bullish for TSLA, and therefore the world.

>ISM
>JOLTS
>FOMC
Wew lads gonna be a wild ride

I'm so high right now guys. This dude at work gave me some thc tincture and I don't think I'm going to be able to function now. I haven't gotten really high on THC in a long time.

>>50187932
Okay, I actually programmed this, it's kind of scuffed but I'll let it run for an hour or so at start and see what happens kek, my guess is it'll probably almost look exactly like SPY.

https://youtu.be/crNF9y4Ixhw
WHO monkeypix update speech starting 9:30am EST

>>50188947
nice

we're melting up today mumu's, I can feel it in my bones.

>>50189094
is this pic real?

>>50189069
Cause that means we got like 6 months. Let the good times roll, baby.

SOXL chads....

>>50189087
can make or break it today
the market is literally waiting for those prints

>>50189088
always knew you were a square baggie
>>50189109
after my expert fbi analysis I can confirm absolutely no photoshop used here.

I'd like to buy some CDs. Do I wait until the next hike or is that so negligible that it doesn't matter?

>>50189126
BIG if true

>>50187287
RYCEY if you don’t mind holding until 2035.

>>50189126
at least im not a fucking triangle like you faggot

MBA was terrible again holy shit. I sold DRV to early

>>50189132
I'll sell you my Chumbawamba CD m8, tree fitty.

>>50189012
They already are you dumb cunt, god you're ugly

why does oil dump every day at 9 am even if it finishes green?

>>50189140
nigga im a fuckin rhombus, squarelets cant compete

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>50189012
You're retarded

>>50189091
nothingburger

time to get back into lean hogs I think

drip drip fags

wtf is going on with the euro? why wont it stop going down?

>>50189169
you were a triangle and just because you cut your head off to make yourself look like a trapezoid. you aren't fooling anybody you're still a fucking triangle.

>A trading violation has occurred due to trading activity in your account ending in #### in which securities were sold before payment was received. Further violations will restrict future purchases to using settled cash only for 90 calendar days.

Fuuuuck you Fidelity

* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

WTFWT

>>50189091
Holy shit I hope the POX is hyped up as being extra dangerous and deadly.

>>50189200
fuck you ya fuckin anglet
WTFWT

*fart*

>>50189101
AAYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>soxl creeping up all morning
>dumps on open
fuck this shit

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50189156
Go on, show pictures of the construction site. Let's see those bulldozers bulldozing. The cement trucks pouring.

Oh, there are just vague statements? Sternly worded commitments? "Ongoing contract discussions"? Huh.

>>50189222
i'm sorry i called you a triangle, i didn't mean that

>>50189197
dead continent

>TSLA swinging 2% per second

Schizo as fuck market

oopsy poopsy oil is dumping again

>>50189167
The traditional trading pit hours for crude were 9:00-2:30 so they still use that time period to move size even though there's no actual trading pit any longer.

>>50187164
Copper dropping is a significant sign and indicator of an impending recession.

and just like that bears committed mass suicide

mumu gunna get slaughtered

>>50189260

LABU
CHADS
ARISE

>>50189260
>>50189261
The duality of /smg/

WTFWT

>>50189269
Why has it been such a shitcoin lately?

FAKE AND GAY GOOOOOOOOOO

>>50188589
i lied, sorry

>>50189197
The world doesn't need Yurop anymore

>FOMC
>job quits
>GDP

lmao I had a day trade call so I just withdrew cash from the account and redeposited it and it cleared the call

Can't believe that worked

>>50189279
the index is majorly undervalued. what do you mean? look at XBI vs XLE or any other index really.

SQQQ is getting fucking destroyed, I am bagholding this all the way down

>>50189257
Yep, key economic metal.

vix pumping

Crab again? I'm getting sick of crab every week.

nobody wants to hold commodities in a period of recession. that's why everything is going down. The good thing is if everything goes down then jerome will pivot and basically the inflation will be under control but unemployment of non-hispanic whites (the lifeblood of the economy) will be high.

>>50189323
this is no crab, boy. no crab!

WHAT THE FUCK

>>50189333
jpow said himself you can't plan a recession

This is a schizo market

>>50189351
>>50189351
>>50189351
NEW
>>50189351
>>50189351
>>50189351
NEW

Powell make the call.

>>50189241
God you're dumb and ugly. Not to mention since this obviously went straight over your head, when EU agreed to this it means I can invest in a foreign nuclear related stock and still apply for the tax deduction, I can invest in chinese garbage and apply for it if I want to.. it's not EU only

>>50189323
if only there was a way to profit from the passage of time in the stock market

>>50189241

>>50189352
Jay is full of shit. You know it, I know it, and (((they))) know it.

>>50189303
Why the fuck would you buy that during peak bear mania? Do you fomo into every pump or were you looking for a quick scalp?

Why are Chyna stocks crashing?

>>50189378
then he lied under oath

>>50189373
>A third reactor at the site, an EPR unit, began construction in 2007 with its commercial introduction scheduled for 2012. As of 2020 the project is more than five times over budget and years behind schedule. Various safety problems have been raised, including weakness in the steel used in the reactor.[1] In July 2019, further delays were announced, pushing back the commercial introduction date to the end of 2022.[2][3] In January 2022, more delays were announced, with fuel loading continuing until mid-2023.[4][5]

Again, the sovereign nations will not let you become energy independent. They're just polite and underhanded about it because there is no state of war.

>>50189246
The knife in Kiev was a nice touch and that pic goes back to about 2016

>>50188970
very based. you thinking UUUU? I noticed the nuclear stocks are only up a bit today though, like 1.5% on average, which is lower than I would have thought.

>>50189012
US will allow it because it's in our best interest to and euros are already constructing nuclear power plants.

>>50188406
They want to know your means of support (i.e. living with mom). Or I guess you could just say you lived alone off savings. Your reference for your address could be a landlord or mortgage bank.

>>50189473
>US will allow it because it's in our best interest to and euros are already constructing nuclear power plants.
No, we want LNG terminals. A Europe that can tell us *and* Russia to fuck off means trouble.

>>50189427
What does your quote even have to do with your stupid ass statement? God damn you're fucking retarded. You wanted a nuke plant in construction, you got one.
>hurr durr it's behind schedule
No fucking shit Sherlock, it's the prototype of a next gen nuclear plant after France didn't have to build any for decades as they relied on their huge existing nuclear power plant park. Competence had to be rebuilt from almost zero, as workers from back then retired by that time. Fucking kill yourself, your retardation is a waste of oxygen.

>>50189504
Nuclear power takes a long time to get online, and we're still going to need natural gas - which is also considered green now.

wtfwt.....

siga gay faggots it's your time now

>>50188267
I’m interested in doing this working on software engineering for the government. How do I go about getting clearances if any anon knows?