/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys guys the bottom is over. Time to buy tomorrow

Recession has been avoided based on these charts today

>>50178052
Bought soxl and x today at the bottom almost. How did I do frens?

Fuck you janny
This is financial advice

STINKY & POOPY 500

>he bought the generational top of oil

I honestly don't know what to make of this market.

Cuck

>>50175384
The prices fluctuate throughout the day. In order for it to work, you would have to catch it at the right time algorithmically. That link worked at the time I posted it, but not at the time you opened it. This link works right now but may not work later for example: https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/SPX/-.SPXW220706C3845,220715C3845,-.SPXW220706P3880,.SPXW220706P3845,.SPXW220706C3880,-220715P3845,-220715C3880,220715P3880

I was asking if the concept of selling and buying box spreads at different expiration dates would work.

>>50178069
>bottom

>>50178101
>>50178070
new thread
>>50178070
new thread
>>50178070
new thread
>>50178070
new thread
>>50178070
new thread
>>50178070
new thread
>>50178070
new thread

>>50178099
>oil is already back to 101
See you in a month at 120

>>50178125
But we're in the new thread?

>oil gapped up
lel

I hope this shit sells off in Futures and gaps down tomorrow. I didn't buy anything

Someone make a Shemitah countdown bot yet?

>>50178069
You bought the generational bottom, congrats.
>>50178119
Retarded bobonigger.

Whats the difference between the short term and long term VIX futures? One seems to be 1-2 month out, what is long term like?

>>50178092
I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOP

>>50178152
WAKE ME UP, WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS
*bum bum bum, bum bum bum*

>>50178145
Well that thread is newer!

>>50178125
>monkeytorture.mp4
no

>>50178052
Why have I not been paid my KO dividends? That was one of the few things I was looking forward to.

Bobos will know pain.

>>50178125
naw lil kim thread better

when can I expect my TQQQ refund?

>>50178152
September 25th, for the goyim in the room.

>get home from work
>port is actually up
Is this it? Am I... making it?

>>50178118
Fair point. One thing I hate about OS is that you cant toggle things easily, one click show/hide or convert positions. Mixing equities would be nice and so would the ability to eg check second expiry in complex positons.

Im exploring different ways to build neutral positions myself

What is Mannarino thinking right this second?

>>50178220
Seething and coping

>>50178220
>What is Mannarino thinking right this second?
he said he was getting himself a drink because he's losing his mind

>>50178202
The NASDAQ will hit 20k by August or September, just keep holding. Powell will start lowering rates in September.

>>50178204
Thank you, Shemitahbot

>think or swim
>think
>drown

The hypocrisy of bobos is astounding. For years they'd smugly say "past performance is not indicative of futures results." But now that we're in a bear market they overlay today's charts with charts from 2001 and 2007 and obsessively point out similarities. For years they'd smugly say "analysts' predictions can't be trusted." But now that we're in a bear market they say "WOW, LOOK AT THIS NO-NAME ANALYST WHO SAYS THE S&P IS GOING TO 2,000. IT'S OVER!!!"

>>50178220
didn't he go all in on commodities? he's probably roping

Well, now that it's official that the Fed has the mandate to promote racial equity and justice, I guess they're going to pivot back to QE later this month and start printing money for niggers and giving Jews -10% loans.

>>50178255
>mandate
>social justice
baka theyre still using gendered language, its a wxmxndate

>>50178252
buy high sell low bro

Memerino confirmed /smg/ material

>>50178244
I just want everyone to be as miserable as I am okay?

Tomorrow is going to be a fucking blood bath...

>>50178238
>>50178204
>>50178152
Antisemitic nonsense bobo cope, literally nothing happened in 2015 and nothing will happen now. Any supposed correlation in the past with this shemitah bullshit and market crashes is probably just coincidental.

>>50178179
Based Zappa poster

https://youtu.be/7r6zKU8Syrw

sneed ya later mumu, thanks for playing again.
>>50178179
good taste

>WTI crude 100$

Do you think it's over, do you think we'll just roll over and die?

>>50178302

>>50178309
>hedge funds are actually dumber than retail
Considering hedge funds never consistently outperform the index they may actually be dumber than retail.

>>50178252
>didn't he go all in on commodities? he's probably roping
he capitulated and sold his positions a couple of weeks ago for a -36% loss. he liquidated his crypto holdings for i think it was -16%. he only left 1 position open: PDBC, a commodities ETF which is now also subsequently shitting the bed

it is unironically over for Greg, at least in the short-term

>>50178174
What monkey torture? who put that there?

>>50178302
Excuse me, my grandmother dodged the Nazis by converting to Catholicism a few generations prior, thank you very much.
Do YOU even have a Holocaust story? No.

>PMI
>JOLTS
>FOMC
All these are going to be reported tomorrow

>>50178052
mfw still no kim jong-un weight loss divvies paid out

Did anyone say munke torture?

>>50178255
The Fed going woke is such a cursed thing it's not even funny

>>50178298
literally no chance of this, have you not seen the charts. Cup and handle about to throw back.

>>50178255
>official

>>50178365
>tfw still waiting for approval to short myself (alternate timeline)

>The S&P and NASDAQ have lost more in this crash then the Dotcom Bubble and Financial Crisis combined

>>50178220
>begs for $5 on jewtube
you know he's fucked. his only cope is hurr durr (((they))) buying

i wish i could buy stocks now but everytime i ask my wife she says we should save the money instead

>>50178407
and that's a good thing!

>>50178365
goober...

>>50178407
wosemi...

>>50178416
Just trade on margin! Its someone elses money not yours!

>>50178407
>Nominally

>>50178416
Interesting.
The only answer is to grab your crotch and tell her "sit on this and spin, baby."

>>50178376

what a gross, degenerate culture.

>>50178436

>>50178353
Uhem, sorry to burst your bubble, anon but that never happened. Also your grandma was a liar. Case closed

>>50178436
>And here's 500 reasons why that's a good thing - Buzzfeed

Without a single ounce of irony, sark is on a discount
Why aren't you betting against cathie anon?

>>50178407
And there's more to come

>>50178450
This

>>50178431
Nominally DEEZ NUTS!

>>50178467
GOTTEEM

>>50178467
>soundposting on /biz/

>>50178069
great

>>50178430
>>50178433
her dad lost alot of money in the stock market back in the day and i guess that idea that its gambling sorta passed down to her. obviously our bank accounts are together so she would know if i tried something behind her back

>>50178467
whoa..

>>50178302
Sorry rebbi

>>50178237
We're fucked

>>50178500
>obviously our bank accounts are together

If congress passes that chip bill, what kind of bump would SOXL get? 5%? 10%? 20%? More?

>>50178500
Show her inflation-adjusted results of dumping it in the stock market vs holding cash over 30+ years

>>50178500
>our bank accounts are together
KEKED

>>50178530
i'd say bout tree fiddy

when I was in college I took an economics class for part of a core credit I had to take for my degree. the old 80 year old professor there said that there is basically a pullback or small crash every 7 years. and at the time I thought that was a retarded estimate but it only now has occurred to me he was talking about the shemitah. old man was actually based

Qrd on tyde?

>>50178519
What does this mean

>>50178500
your woman has a say in your relationship? kek

>>50178497
Only the chosen know.

>>50178530
>chip bill
what chip bill and when is it getting passed

>>50178556
350%? That's extremely optimistic of you.

>>50178500
Do you wear the pants in the house?

>>50178565
Look up the business cycle

My brother is banking on a teaching pension and won't create a roth or any other retirement account... I showed him how they're going to shit, but he doesn't seem to care. I'm not too sure how to convince him lol

>>50178407
>The S&P and NASDAQ have lost more in this crash then the Dotcom Bubble and Financial Crisis combined

Source? I don't believe that. We're barely down anything

>>50178584
Jerome is going to buy UTZ and distribute potato chips to every American to decrease demand for food and stave off inflation.

>>50178556
>350%
wew, a lot of anons would turn out to be geniuses.
>>50178584
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-senate-approves-52-bln-chips-bill-bid-reach-compromise-2022-03-28/

>>50178593
Knowing a few people who work education he may be resigned to dying early from stress.

When am I done with paying Goldman Sachs my market tuition? I think I’ve lost about the cost of an Ivy League degree over the past 5 years or so.

>>50178585
Or three and a half percent

>>50178593
I work with a former retired teacher who works part time with me. He always tries to sneak away more food to take home whenever we order for lunch.
Also the fact that he's fucking retired and still working for us.

>>50178607
>March 2022
Congress is slow as fuck

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50178607
>Why yes, I do like giving my tax money to Pajeets.

Doesn't give me any confidence in these chip companies.

>>50178654
Not when it comes to foreign issues! Ukraine can get over $50 billion in a few weeks but it takes months to get me my motherfucking tax return. I still haven't gotten it, and yes I'm still seething about it.

Why not just hold 100 shares of a non levered VIX etf and write CCs on a spike?

NASDAQ BROS IT WAS SUPOSED TO BE OUR TIME! OUR TIME!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>>50178576
The chart shows how much inflation-adjusted money you would make if you invested it in bonds and held them to maturity at the peak of the rate cycle. In previous cycles, you would earn money if you put it in bonds. This means it's attractive to "park" money in bonds instead of spending it in the economy. This reduces inflation.

Based on what the fed said their peak rate will be this cycle, you'd actually lose money (after adjusting for inflation) if you put it into bonds, so what's the point of putting it into bonds? This means the money gets spent into the economy, increasing inflation.

Basically, the idea is that we're fucked because the fed won't raise rates higher than inflation, so inflation won't come down. The counter to this is the idea that this particular instance of inflation is due to supply-side issues, which can't be fixed with rate adjustments.

>>50178436
It really is. Can we just give them all money with the condition that they have to get on a plane to Zimbabwe? We shouldn’t have brought them here. So let’s cut our losses and fix this place. They can go develop Wakanda with all their gibs. It’s a win/win.

>>50178656
>I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thr-ACK!

>>50178689
Did you remember to get your tax return in the form of i bonds?

>>50178696
It's over mumu you're finished

>>50178702
Oh is that what causes the bond rates to drift up when looking at past data? (plus demand)

>>50178598
>barely down anything

>>50178731
Honestly I'd take my tax return in the form of a shitcoin at this point (which I'd sell immediately of course).

>>50178689
I’m still waiting for my tax return too, but I’m Canadian. I’m pretty sure every government that gave money out is swamped trying to get the money back which they gave out to people who weren’t eligible.

>>50178317
Yes.

>>50178778
I filed mine in late March and got like $4400 back

>>50178519
Rates are priced in to 3% and they will never even reach that. He will do 75 BPs in July and begin lowering in September, we are fine. Bobos are fucked and will be heemed.

>>50178722
It turns out the lum anon reads tea leafs as to when to buy soxl

>>50178778
I didn't get the last stimulus check but qualified for it this year so the guy said I could claim it on my tax return; I'm sure that's why it's taking so long but ffs I want my biden buxs

Oh ya /smg/ I forgot. I showed a buddy /smg/ and guess what stock he asked about first? SOXL

>>50178801
actually i use meditative visions and deep sleep dreams to determine my entry points

seems like a good idea to buy spy calls at 373-ish, no? Lot's of dark pool orders there.

>two days into the month
>already down 10%

>>50178798
If that happens their will be runaway inflation, and the Fed will be forced to VOLKER the market

>>50178835
Your friend sounds like he buys low (and fucks anthro women).

>>50178599
>Jerome is going to buy UTZ and distribute potato chips to every American to decrease demand for food and stave off inflation

BASED

>Lot's of dark pool orders there.

>>50178924
>runaway inflation
Yes.
>Volcker
No, they will never commit to hiking rates to fight inflation. If they cared we would already be at 8-9%, they don't care and the market knows it which is why the bottom is in.

>>50178925
He is a canadian college kid. He hates blacks and has big anime tities as his steam profile. I only gained 1,600 bucks today. Damn siga crabbed but cmrx pulled my dick hard.

>>50178925
>anthro women
>women with human qualities
As opposed to a dog?

>>50178689
>Ukraine can get over $50 billion in a few weeks

Can someone explain to me how we can send 50 billion to foreign countries to protect their borders but we cannot spend 50 billion to protect our own borders because it's too expensive?

>>50178963
Thoughts on CMRX? I have a bag

>>50178722
Say it with me


MELT. UP.

>>50178957
Sorry mumu, the strength of the dollar as the global reserve currency is a national security issue. Without it we can't cancel entire countries like Russia. We must throw the economy under a bus to save the dollar.

>>50179000
Checkd
Money can't buy happiness
But it can buy a fuck ton of soxl

>>50178977
because mexicans come to mow your lawn for less than minimum wage not to fuck your shit up because they don't like your country politics

>>50178977
Because the narrative anon, we must keep the narrative alive

>>50178436
yeah american culture is mid fr fr

>>50178982
They have a smallpox/munkeypox FDA approved product. It will sky rocket when the WHO declares a pandemic just like SIGA. 1 or both of these stocks will go really high up. It will only come down when jannies quit having gaysex.

>>50179000
>digits
>green Id.
>Named them


We are going to 80 by end of year.

>>50178977
Trump -> bad guy -> border wall is racist against poor Mexicans looking for a better life.
Biden -> good guy -> save the poor Ukrainians against the evil Russian bad guys.

>>50178376
She'd be super hot if she went on a summer cut and started bench pressing.

>>50178957
Volcker didn't raise rates fast enough initially either, he waited until inflation was way out control. At which point he absolutely rug pulled the market. The Fed is going to pivot, it's going to pivot from its current unprecedented dovishness to an appropriate hawkish stance.

>>50179082

>>50177270
>i kinda got bored of it all honestly, these days i run my own board. where's jam bro? he was cool

He's around pretty often.

>>50179021
There's still a good amount of white landscapers near me (probably about 70% - 30% white vs central american). I just applied to be an estate groundskeeper/maintainer which would be a great position. I'd essentially work for myself at one place just doing shit that needs to be done with the lawn, trees, plants, beds, etc.

>>50179018
Show how much you're down you clown lmao

>>50179130
I think I got in at a good price desu

>>50179130
If thats who I think it is they bought at 10 and 11.

>>50179085
Cope, you missed the bottom.

>Show how much you're down you clown lmao

>>50179150
I remember Rocker bragging about his 24 dollar a share average a few weeks back. Welcome to the tranny club.

>>50179085
The Fed is trying to drag this out as long as they can. They need more runway for the soft landing.

>>50178376
I fucking coomed to this damn it

ever wonder why SIGA niggers never post numbers showing daily/total deaths from the pox?
lmao

>>50179222
checkd
I get it Anon, we're all animals, but you're... depraved...

>wow soxl sisters we're up today we're eating good tonight! Slay queen!

>>50179225
Slow and steady

>>50178407
Nasdaq lost 80% in year 2000 loll

How do you Jewish people cope when realizing all you had to do was go all in on TQQQ today at market open and get an easy +10%

>>50179222
You got a taste for brown sugar white boy?

>>50179263
>eating good tonight
I've been eating bread and oil for the past few weeks brahh

>>50179058
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50179058
Imagine how low they sag

I think I bought the Shopify official bottom :v)

>>50179225
It’s not about death. It’s a really shitty and painful virus to have. SIGA’s product stops new lesions from forming.
It does kill kids though, sadly. I really hope it doesn’t start spreading through children. That will truly be a nightmare. CoVid doesn’t kill kids. This shit does.
But go ahead and bury your head in the sand.

it was just a dead cat bounce, right?

>>50179354
so what you're trying to tell me is it's a non fatal disease that only spreads through fags, which is about 2% of the population
lmao yeah bro go all in

>>50179354
Not to mention the permanent scars.
And yeah, it does kill kids.

>>50179393
Are you the autist that has been kvetching about SIGAs for the past week? You're so retarded kek.

>>50179393
I didn’t say anything you just said.

>>50179345
Did they just do a reverse reverse split? I thought that shit was around 400 dollars

Burry is predicting Taiwan invasion and Russian attack on nato in his posts today

>>50179382
I think so yeah. I mean when you really think about it. The FED must've been sending in buy orders at their trade desk is why the market went up in a straight line. Futures had dumped SPX to -2% in the morning and recovered everything. Possibly even a Bull Trap so Retail Investors get KEKED when PMI, JOLTS, and FOMIC releases tomorrow.

>>50179382
It's literally already going down. Chinks are selling their retarded last day's pump and then euros and burgers will only have rope.

>>50179419
Yes I think they did. Bad move.

>>50178977
It's cause the congress fuckers get uh "kickbacks" with every deal they do that involves money going outside the U.S. You know U.S tax laws don't apply and all that jazz. Ever wonder why so many of them do those trips and shit overseas? It sure ain't to do official work that's for sure. Its so they can setup the kickbacks. (that and uh get some young girl on her knees,etc without the Wife or the avg cuck back home knowing about it)

>>50179263
Eating food is gay confirmed.

>>50179432
>Taiwan invasion
Probable
>Russian attack on nato
Not probable

Russia can take Ukraine but it unironically can't fight against NATO; and Xi has openly said they plan on taking Taiwan, it's a when question not if imo.

>>50179432
I like the guy because he’s weird, but he’s been wrong on everything from his predictions to his stock picks.

>>50179382
Kek this just shorts being fulfilled so stocks are being bought just to be shorted.

AAAA IM GONNA.. IM GONNA.. HOOOOOOOOLD

>>50179432
I don't give a fuck about the russoukraine conflict, but I'll be damned if China invades Taiwan and seizes 95% of the world's semiconductor manufacturing.

>>50179263
>A donation was made to The Okra Project, a Black woman-led collective that addresses food insecurity, mental health and financial barriers faced by the Trans community.
It's like they're trying to see how many boxes they can check in one sentence.

I should've listened.

>>50179432
>in his posts today
i dont see a single tweet on his tweeter since he ragequit a couple weeks ago

>>50179432
I LOVE DOOMPOSTERS SO DAMN MUCH BROS

>>50179531
Why have these shitcoins been pumping? LABU is back to being a top tier shitcoin.

>>50179465
Lmt was a major buy today

Another day. Didn't do "nothing" at work. Unless you count sitting at my desk half asleep most of the afternoon as something. Got a recall notice in the mail about my fridge. Seems the hinges can break or someshit. Anyway company's gonna replace them for free so what the hell, I got them coming in next month. Figure better to get the problem fixed without costing me a dime v.s maybe something happening that causes a few tiles in my kitchen to crack..

China is not going to invade Taiwan in this lifetime.

A cursory glance at geopolitical interests tells you all you need to know.

If China does try it will be another Ukraine situation.. Proxy war with NATO backing and available to drop the hammer if necessary.

When will spy actually crash brost. K don't think I'm making f mo ey from my fomod spxs. Got at 27.30.
Bro. Bad day. 5 ciders in desu.

I hope Futures keep dumping

where we gon get our goyslop from if china cant sell it to us

>>50179432
I die:
>It's all over
I live:
>Futures generations think I'm a hero for living through World War III
>Lots of government spending trickling down to me in my cyber contracting job
>Live the rest of my days in an era of prosperity and strong labor bargaining powers like the boomers
>Will probably be assigned a harem of waifus and given 5 acres to bring up the birth rates

>>50179614
My fridge aircompressor sounds like whales fucking. I had the repair guy (romanian squater) scheduled to show up. He never did. So I rescheduled again and he showed up and hour over the 6-10am window at 11am. Naturally the fridge quit making the noise and he went on his merry way. God damn I hate whirlpool

>>50179531
yes, you should have.

>>50179667
Taiwan is fundamentally different than Ukraine militarily.

>>50178500
>sharing accounts

I’m happily married for going in seven years now and I can safely say it’s because we have never ever shared an account.

>>50179225
you understand the less fatalities the more it will spread right?
go be a pseud somewhere else

>>50179712
>>50179667
I wouldnt be surprised if Taiwan has rigged all their factories and any other valuable infrastructure with thermite bombs for self immolation when the invasion gets unwinnable
>>50179727
ok but 1 flaw in your master plan: how do nonfags get the monkeypl0x?

>Oil $101

Hey guys, apologies for off topic, I'm asking you because I don't trust anyone else on /biz/
I am suddenly in irrecoverable medical debt. I don't live with my dad and haven't given him any mindset or transferred anything to him, but he sent me a few thousand to pay rent while I was looking for a new job (I was switching jobs exactly when I got sick and the new one fell through because of it, I was already off the old job's insurance and payroll).

I have no assets worth claiming at this point just a beat up car I need for work and a computer.
If I file for chapter 7 bankruptcy, will they be able to take the car I need to get to my new job?
More importantly, will they be able to rob my dad of his retirement money? I'm not a dependent of him or anything and only put him as the required emergency contact for the hospital.

The prospect of China ever crossing the Taiwan detroit on their ships made in Chinkium is laughable. Will definitely make for nice practice targets after a mere hour of sailing out of 4, that's for sure. And Ivan the Ukrainian fisherman will scrape all that metal with his trawler to resell it for cheap.

>>50179745
God I love this movie, been watching it on repeat while I watch my oil gains grow

>>50179763
Also I have to go to work so I may not be able to reply to any questions about this for a few hours, sorry about that

Anyone have a reasonable guess for when SOXL will be back to 37.58? Asking for a friend who has like 380 shares

>>50179704
>not buying an LG appliance over anything else
plebs
>>50179768
your milkshake got slurped today, Eli

>>50179763
*any money
Sorry on phone

>>50179741
Did you have chickenpox or know anyone who did? Now imagine a more contagious version of it.

>>50179741
>ok but 1 flaw in your master plan: how do nonfags get the monkeypl0x?
You can’t really be this retarded.

>>50179763
>I am suddenly in irrecoverable medical debt
>I have no assets
Sounds like a major not your problem

>>50179763
https://www.cnbc.com/select/medical-debt-credit-report/

>XBI Holdings Top 10 Holdings
>MNKD -66.70 (-94.28%) all time
>OCGN -657.40 (-99.61%) all time
>MGNX -22.79 (-87.32%) all time
>MCRB -47.57 (-92.55%) all time
This has to be a meme right?

Does anyone here actually have a degree in finance? Or are we all just retards with drug, gambling, and sock puppet addictions?

>>50179801
Eoy or next

>>50179767
I just learned recently that Ba'al died kiteboarding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Simon

>>50179875
Yes.

Anyone privy to what's going on with FFIE? They're up 128% this past week, I heard something about short shares running out. I know PLTR is invested. Their might be some more room upwards

>>50179875
A degree in finance does not accredit you to become wealthy.

>>50179822
>>50179828
call me when its airborne
>>50179763
>>50179838
>>50179842
you literally don't have to pay medical debt. tell them to fuck off and light the bill on fire. or offer them 10% of the bill because you didnt have insurance. they literally can't do anything.
>>50179869
that doesnt look right to me

>>50179741
if you think orthopod viruses only spread as an STI , I don't know what to tell you

>>50179696
they will, it's logical, i mean the pump from this afternoon was so fake and gay that the only logical thing to do is dump everything right now

i always see the chinks buy us futures at 9pm

When the EU taxonomy is finalized tommorow and includes nuclear, ESG funds will pour into the sector, causing a big short squeeze

>>50179875
I'm a STEM chad (comp engineer but with physics requirements). I still consider myself a gambler, most of my money is in VOO. All finance degree holders are no better than your average trader, worse even.

>>50179875
I have a physics degree with two minors I've never used. I consider myself a swing/day trader.

>>50179978
>but with physics requirements
oh so literally any stem or general education degree, got it

>>50179875
Masters degree in comp sci, working on my thesis for my phd

>>50179875
I don't have a sock puppet addiction.

>EU Approves Landmark Legislation to Regulate Apple and Other Big Tech Firms
>Apple is almost certain to be classified as a "gatekeeper" due to the size of its annual turnover in the EU, its ownership and operation of platforms with a large number of active users, and its "entrenched and durable position" due to how long it has met these criteria, and will therefore be subject to the rules set out in the DMA. Under the DMA, gatekeepers will have to:
>Allow users to install apps from third-party app stores and sideload directly from the internet.
>Allow developers to offer third-party payment systems in apps and promote offers outside the gatekeeper's platforms.
There goes a major source of AAPL's revenue.
https://www.macrumors.com/2022/07/05/eu-approves-landmark-legislation-to-regulate-apple/

haha hey gang, whats going on?

>>50180012
bullish

>>50179875
Nope. Don't got any fancy college degree at all actually.

>>50179875
Pretty sure finance bros trading are retards with drug, gambling and sock puppet addictions too.

>>50179875
I minored in Business Administration... Major was CompSci

>>50180034
nuttin
up 0.05% today which in this shizo market is a small victory
celebrating with some unfiltered sake

>>50178252
>>50178332
He said he had a 10% stop loss on PDBC. I don't know if that was relative to going all in, the recent high, or his average. It's -18% off the high, and -14% since he went all in.

>>50179875
no my bachelors is in cyber security

>>50178220
startin to really enjoy this lil nigga
he's getting more and more unhinged which is the appropriate response to 2022

almost back in 6 figure land after cashing out 20 grand

>>50179875
I gradued when COVID happened, lost my interneship, job prospects, and have been unemployed since beginning of 2022. The only job I could find was a service position at a bank. My life is JUSTed

>$102
Based asians buying up cheap oil.

https://pastebin.com/EdD3dee5
For any /biz frens interested in learning how to trade stonks from someone who is a semi competent trader. We go over everything here such as
1. Why you suck ass at trading
2. Why you suck ass at life
3. Why you suck ass in general
Best part about it, it's 100% freeeeee and no scam coin shilling.
Tomorrow looks like it could be a pretty promising day.

>>50180012
If the politicians in this union weren't cucked scum and actually cared about this they'd ban all data collection, packaged in spyware and other bullshit Microshill and Apple have been sharting out for the last decade.

>>50180131
post account size

>>50180108
I know that feel. Bring it in bro. I graduated right into the Great Recession, spent a lot of my early 20s NEET, got my first work experience packing boxes in a warehouse even though I had an engineering degree, and didn't get my first "good" job until I was like 28. As I get higher into companies and start influencing hiring decisions I will be more sympathetic to inexperienced autists trying to get their foot in the door unlike boomers.

>>50180131
I made some good money swinging TSLA options. ended up paying for half of the 2 690 weekly calls I still hold, hope to see a 5% day tomorrow

>>50179875
>retards with drug, gambling, and sock puppet addictions?
what do you think a finance degree is? most people here don't need a paper saying they are retard addicts, they just know

>>50180165
I'm in the same situation right now. How did you get past the lack of experience in your field after all those years? It's been almost 4 for me and I feel like I'll never get a "good" job in my field ever.

Why it go up today?

>>50180131
cringe

>>50180198

fuck me Dalio killed it. +32% for Bridgewater in 1H 2022. Motherfucker shorted semiconductors like crazy. Might be a chink shill but respect the man's investmenting acumen

>>50180198
So it can go down tomorrow

>>50180198
Because everything you believe should make it dump has been priced in, this is not a difficult concept to understand.

>>50180138
Sorry anon, but the internet is very serious business.

siggers....

>>50180252
He also has a $7B short on the European markets too, about 28% of his portfolio.

>>50179875
Yes, and I am currently working on a Jd. Most finance degree students are retarded.

>>50180288
Yeah I sperged out about his ASML short - it was his biggest short individually but together you can see he shorted a fuckload of Euro large caps like ASML. He was heavily short Europe, probably still is. Smart man. I doubted him for being so long on China but that casted the eyes away from how much of a bullseye his European plays were.

>>50180186
Lie on your resume and say you were in some kind of assistant leadership position and if you're cool with your boss they will usually bullshit that to your potential employers. Done it 3 jobs in a row and the last one I was able to make 20k more than my last.

>futures

>>50180285
What the fuck happened?

>>50180326
we know how this episode ends bobo, we already watched it today.

>>50180328
Someone sold 500 shares right before close to someone with a $12 bid.
What an idiot.

Bavarian Nords, wagmi

>>50180186
I spent years teaching myself hacking while living with my parents. My foot in the door was solving reverse engineering challenges to get invited to interviews. Then I got a clearance and a comfy government contracting job. I never ended up using my degree.

>>50180335
>ends
There's no end for your suffering,mumu

>>50180352
I always put absurd limit orders in after hours because this could happen to me.

Who fat fingered the sell? I know it was one of you retards.

>>50180158
We're a charity, not going to suck your balls to provide you free teaching material and assistance and a room to hang out with other /biz frens.
>>50180203
Saying "cringe" in 2022

Fuck yeah oil bros we're back on track.

>>50180376
>current year posting
cringe

>>50180131
im just going to buy more leveraged ETFs and outperform you by an order of magnitude in the next 5 years

>>50180376
>taking 'advice' from plebs
thanks for saving my time

>>50179875
I have a degree in International Relations (PoliSci)
I'm more retarded than the rest of you

>>50180376
>>50180397
Cringe is current year posting, and current year posting is cringe. Stop being current year cringe. Watermelon <---- me being l0lrandom!!! zzzz ;d

>>50180396
I have never had a cigar.

>>50180376
Nice work fren
>>50180376
>>50180131
>>50180397
Ok zoom zoom
>>50180403
Leveraged ETF's under perform long term, that's the pure pleb mentality.
>>50180421
Like I said above, not bending over backwards for you. You're either interested in learning or not, and if not Id rather spend time helping those frens who are actually serious.

>>50178244
>there are still bulls alive
No capitulation, no bottom

>>50180174
Was meant for*
Nice work fren
TSLA always pays the bills, one of my most consistently traded stocks.

>>50180403
>Proshares reserves the right to close the fund at any time, you could lose all of your investment

I just want to quit my job bros. It's even WFH. I just don't care anymore.

>>50180475
you're trying to get others to join your faggy discord and you're calling me the zoomer?

>>50180475
cope

Is soxl ever gonna be $57 again?

lolololol

>>50180511
So quit then. What's the big deal?

>>50180519
L. M. A. O.

>>50180519
I think it will be back in the 50s within a year but who really knows anymore. I just want it to get back to at least 40.

>dumbfuck chinks are still buying
What the fuck?

>>50180511
Same...
I know that if I do though, that will be the last time I ever work. I'll sit around gambling, watching YT videos, and live off my savings until it runs out, then get evicted, end up living in my car until that breaks down, then I'll probably die from exposure. To be clear: it's not that I can't work... I'm quite good at my job. I just can't find a point.

At least we don't have to see bobo spam for the rest of the week now.

>>50180519
no.

>>50180582
China is already past the brunt of the looming financial crisis, it's why they're supporting russia: to plan for what to do once America collapses.

Once the real dump begins in US equities causing mass panic and layoffs, the death of the US is imminent.

>>50180607
See you tomorrow

>>50180582
they're trying to trigger a bot rally

>>50180591
Have you tried not working for money and instead having your money work for you?

>>50180607
No. We just have to see mumu's spammed over the week.

Who's baking?

>>50180509
>he thinks one day the company can shut down the fund and keep every penny you invested into it without warning or paying out fair value
lol

>>50180623
I only buy tops and sell bots

>>50180647
not that dude

>>50180617
>See you tomorrow

>>50180613
You are viewing this due to semiconductors. We are communicating due to seminconductors. You are investing and trading due to semiconductors. We have a senile man in the white house because of semiconductors. The richest man from South Africa in the world is going to space and buying the most important political platform on the planet due to semiconductors. You drive a car with semiconductors. You make phone calls and text messages, emails and reheat food with semiconductors.

Oh, you live in a duplex, charge rent and eat TV dinners 3 meals a day? Nevermind. What's on TV?

>>50180623
Yeah, that's how I lost $123k this year

>>50180591
>>50180511
i quit 2 years ago but said i'd stay on part-time if they wanted. now i work 2 days/week and it pays the bills. best decision i've made.

>>50180671

>>50180671
>stage 5: Denial

>oil under 100
oh no no no no

>>50180519
No. Semiconductors are obsolete. We're all in full conductors now (FOXL).

>>50180693
That's a pretty good idea tbqh. A part time would cover my mortgage and my savings would cover everything else for literally years

>>50180739
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>>50180739
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5018073950180739
>>50180739

>>50180737
>Semiconductors are obsolete. We're all in full conductors now

>>50178530
lmao 300% nigger . $36

>>50180737
le kek

>>50180648
They'll pay out what the shares are worth at the time they shut it down which will be less then a dollar lol, read the prospectus

>>50178220
Should have listened to James Trading Signals, called commodities weeks ahead of their initial pump post Ukraine invasion.

>>50179875
Finance bachelors with English minor. I work at a CRE PE firm.

>>50179130
i bought at $11.30 and i got more bids at $11.20

>>50179918
They can garnish my wages, so I have to file for section 7 to keep that from happening. Just want to make sure they can't take my dad's nest egg, he suffered enough.
When the guy gave me the number I laughed a little and said I already had bills from the ER and ambulance they made me ride in, so I'd call him next year, and hung up, but I just don't want to get permanent wage garnishment because five different doctors came in once a day with a stethoscope then left and all added to my bill while I was inpatient.

I can't just ignore them altogether because I want to buy land and stop renting someday soon, and they could seize it, so I don't know a way out of it other than section 7.

I'll try to take a look at the article linked but I may not have time until lunch.
Thanks for the responses so far.

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>>50182383
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>>50182419
Yeah i fucking deleted my thread

>>50182473
All good buddy. These things happen.