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It's absolutely unbelievable how quickly Mumus get heemed after days like today.

I sold the rally at the end. Made a couple of hundred bucks I could spend on a tranny

What a crazy day on the markets

do americans have any more holidays this year?

>>50176018
Next is Labor Day in September

Testing word filter. Cuck. Cucked. Cucking.

>>50176034
thanks

>>50176018
yeah a few more

How long until oil is back over 110? I give it a month max

>>50176037
how did he do that?

>>50176018

>>50176034
>Labor Day
>it's a holiday

Sirs. What did market mean. Dxy up. Commodities collapsing. 10yr collapsing. Market pumping

I can't understand today. Market was down -2% at open, moves in a straight line all day. The only reason I can think of this is FED, Insiders FOMIC, or Bull Trap.

>>50176060
It means we heal

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50175977
What the fuck they did a live action of this meme?

LABU LABU LABU
LABU LABU LABU

>>50176014
buy a bike instead. get fit

Europe got properly heemed, didn't it

When are the recession numbers due out?

>>50176050
kek

>>50176056
I would have sworn I hit a filter. Must have been a mistype. Cucked cucks are cucking cucks and they are cucked cucks.

>>50176064
it was down because EU did massive dump we are due for a massive rally bobotard

anyone ever subscribed to hedgeye macro show?

>>50175997
cope, soxl is going to $20+

>>50176085
already have one

Do I enter SQQQ tomorrow morning/tonight in a big way ($20k) or do we continue to pump through the week?

>>50176101
crab week

>>50176081
SOXL --> GUSH --> LABU
LABU is now the top shitcoin of Direxion. It's incredible lmfao.
Also SOXL finished.... GREEN?
How? Why?

>>50176098
How many cucks would a cuck cuck if a cuck could cuck cucks?

>>50176055
i give it 4years. oil is headed to $30 in the coming bust

>>50176060
Last chance to get out before Monkechan sends the train in reverse.

>>50176050
>Marcus Garvey Day
Isn't that the nigga who wanted all niggers to go back to Africa?

How do you even celebrate that? Will they actually move back to Africa every Marcus Gravy day?

>>50176106
Just listen to this guys interviews, he's a normie with normie takes

>>50176055
a week

>>50176075

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

So much for breaking even on sqqq

Any1 still holding on?

>>50176115
we hit 400 this week

>>50175980
Say it with me Bo Bos.


Melt Up.

>>50176135
That would be real nice. Imagine how great cities would become.

>>50176086
Yep, the Dax, Eurostoxx 50, FTSE 100, FESB bank index, FXXP european 600 index, all are at their lowest or very close for the year. Properly heemed

>>50176050
STOP

>>50176126
There will be no bust.
Pilot is heading to ~$85 and will find fair value at around $400 to $600 by the end of this decade.

UH OHHH STINKY & POOPY 500
MOMMYYY I GOT POOPIES
NEED DIAPER CHANGE

>>50176175
>That would be real nice. Imagine how great cities would become

you mean empty right

>>50176135
No. They just want the stock market closed.
Marcus Garvey had a dream, that on that day nobody would be allowed to make money.

>>50176187
Oil lol.
Pilots might too.

mannerino is losing it after the shit and piss closed green

Are we going down or up with earnings soon?

Guys i absolutely have no idea how to make any money in this market. Absolutely nothing makes sense.

Who’s has eyes on BOIL

>>50176245
watching history

>>50176245
This is why it is bearish.

>>50176245
short cucks
buy onions

>>50176059
We have to give thanks to the unions who keep pedo teachers and crooked cops from getting fired because they stopped child labor 100 years ago

>>50176245
Stop burning away daddy's money. This is not for you.

>>50176203
>Marcus Garvey had a dream
He sure did

When will Uranium go up

>>50176245
>Guys i absolutely have no idea how to make any money in this market. Absolutely nothing makes sense

Were you trying to short the generational bottom again? Why didn't you just buy the dip and sell the rally?

>Commodities
Kek baggies.

I'm salty as fuck. I was suppose to buy literally anything today, turn 360 degrees, and walk away from the computer.

>>50176245
You know what to do

>>50176229
>mannerino
Missed the top,
missed the bottom.
>10y yield by far not as relevant as he believes
>oil can indeed retrace for a bit after going up several thousand %

He rode the "money printer go brrrrrr" wave with no strategy or finesse.
No strategy or finesse was needed to make it during the past 10 years plus.
Everybody who thought or even ouverthought anything ever so slightly remained poor.

>>50176295
It wont. The Greens killed the Nuclear revolution. They would rather see us all return to monkey before they change their minds

GIANT GREEN DILDO FUCK YOU BOBO

>>50176199
Whites would move back in and fix it in a year or two.

>>50176320
How is oil under 100

>>50176282
As if youre so prescient, nobody here has any more information than i do
Based on everything ive seen we SHOULD keep falling, but the 10 year dumping is making me concerned
Also, that queer posting the 1st half year dump leads to double digit 2nd half year pump is making me nervous

>>50176245
>he is confused
>dump it
>then pump it again

Oh yeah I’m sure it’s nothing, right smg?

>>50176343
Biden told them to cut it out.

>>50176332
Thats gay

>>50176343
Profit taking before the big summer pump. We just had a record driving holiday weekend.

yam me like bugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvYopxcJVDU

>>50176348
>Based on everything ive seen we SHOULD keep falling
Bobo we can't keep going down forever. when will you learn

>>50176353
Looks like daily cases is at resistance. Going short.

>>50176114
thanks for the advice, NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50176353
literally nothing

>>50176245

>>50176290
What a great guy. The tiny hats must have hated this dude.

>>50176353
If cases continue to soar as pride month ended I'll pay attention.

>>50176199
Did the man stutter?

>>50176358
This nigger really blamed the gas stations themselves like they make any money on gasoline
Genuinely might be the dumbest fucking thing from any president I've seen in my life time that wasn't a gaf

Thoughts on oilu hitting $48 again?

>>50176245
Just blue chip and afk until November

>>50176384
>tiny hats must have hated this dude.

what do you think pic rel
>>50176311

>>50176353
Please tell me those daily spikes correspond to weekend orgies

>>50176252
not me, i bailed today
fucking piece of shit

the only BOIL i care about now is the one on my ass

>>50176372
Im not even short, im so nervous to short since it COULD be the bottom but based on evaluations and what the fed is going to do we should have more to fall. But as i said im petrified of going short for that reason
But going long is even dumber. And dont give me that buy le dip, that has failed spectacularly every single time this year if you didnt take profit
With oil being heemed im expecting the capitulation soon
But i just read an article about short exposure increasing by less in june than may…
AAAAAA WAT DO I DO

>https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russias-medvedev-oil-could-top-300-400-if-japans-price-cap-idea-implemented-2022-07-05/
They are so desperately manipulating oil to go down

>>50176367
Oil is going to go down from now until next fucking year moron.

>nadhim zahawi appointed uk chancellor
lel

>>50176405
I bet most of the talk at their staff meetings are discussing spin strategies as of late. Every now and then they hit a new low.

>>50176142
>Just listen to this guys interviews, he's a normie with normie takes
i know, ive been following for over a year and he seems to actually be right on alot of stuff

>>50176441
arabs everywhere in europe these days sheesh

Is oil getting that silver treatment?

It is looking like I can just buy at the open dip and sell after lunch....
Is there something I'm missing?

Noob here, what's a good resource to read/watch daily to know what the market has done overall? I like the threads but they are a bit frenzied

>>50176441
>Nadhim Zahawi made chancellor after Rishi Sunak resigns
Did the previous guy resign for Paki grooming?

>>50176433
Short oil at your own risk baggie. Summer driving season is just getting going.

>>50176460
Yes. The Fed is smashing it

>>50176424
My guess is zero detected cases on weekends because people counting cases have the day off.

>>50176472
what is the s&p 500

>>50176472
My Struggle

>>50176433
>Oil is going to go down from now until next fucking year moron.
dude what?

>>50176353
>Linear scale
Midwit

>>50176343

>>50176462
no
I call it the lunchtime reversal and i do it every single day

>>50176472
as in just a high level news aggregate? bloomberg.

>>50176480
July 4th just happened tf you mean

>>50176480
oil peaks out around the 4th of july like 9 out of the past 10 years.

>>50176462
Big Money or Fed keeps buying at 375.

>>50176472
Watch VIX my man.

>>50176472
Here, do yourself a favor and read every term, acronym, etc that you don't have memorized
https://www.investopedia.com/

So I’m trying to find some decent podcasts while I’m on the road. Odd Lots, Peter Schiff and Animal Spirits are what I’ve currently got running. Any other /smg/ approved ones to kill the time?

>>50176433
You are so fucking stupid it's not wonder you settled for an ugly gook

>>50176320
NOOOOO it has to go to ATH before it crashes!!! THIS LAW IS WRITTEN IN STONE!!!!!!!!!!

Haha I got twitter blocked by Zero Hedge today on gaytwitter. Feels good

Can’t believe we closed green today

>>50176534
what did you do

>unrealized loss of 8.5% on my daytrading portfolio

>>50176521
She's beautiful and has a heart of gold. I could have done much worse.

>>50176472
ngl zerohedge has a good recap article every day
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/crude-crashes-yield-curve-inverts-bonds-dollar-surge
>>50176503
No one can meet their quotas and less and less Russian oil is making it to the broader market. If the EU actually puts those price controls (on something their not buying lol) and Russia retaliates by taking less off the market, we could easily see $200 per barrel.
JP Morgan said $380.

>>50176534
>>50176544
yeah what did you do?

>>50176534
zero hedge is russian owned site they are mostly propaganda by now, i dont read them anymore at all. the conspiracy theories have kinda went overboard

>>50176511
Don't shoes on electric lines represent gang territory or something? Why the fuck would Asgard have gang turf? Why would they treat that as a positive thing? Who wrote this shit?

>>50176562
Called them idiots this morning for shilling a Fed pivot. Same as I do here. Their bag must be huge but they did get the last laugh.

>>50176558
We'll see $70 per barrel oil before we see $150.

>>50176462

>>50176556
does she have a sister

im so lonely bro

>>50176568
Zero hedge is all over the place. Doom posting, shit conspiracies, and always wrong about the economy. If there is 1 conspiracy theory that msm loves, its that Russia controls everyone. This is even dumber than the shit zero hedge shits out. All news is fucking trash.

>>50176598
No, we'd see $150 oil then $70 a week or two later lol.

Okay but seriously, explain that oil movement to me. What the fuck happened. And don't tell that the energy crisis is solved, it hasn't even started yet. And don't say muh recession, if so, even the NASDAQ, heck, even more so because it's the NASDAQ, would be red.

>>50176108
SOXL will NEVER be $20 again.

>>50176635
yurops won't be able to afford to leave their homes by winter. shanghai is about to enter another lockdown. us likely recession. russia fucked. everywhere else either following one of the big boys. demand collapsing.

>>50176635
All the past few sell offs have been "recession fears induced profit taking". Hedge funds buy up barrels for pump and dumps, some have been long oil since it 2020, etc.

Palantir $PLTR

>>50176588
Fed pivots when unemployment gets btfo, I thought everyone knew this

Guys is now a good time to buy SOXL?

>>50176635
People holding oil are afraid of demand destruction. People holding dogshit like Amazon and Apple are not particularily afraid of anything so guess who's going to get heemed when demand destruction kicks in bad.

>>50176495
Anon you might be retarded

It's gonna dump tomorrow.... right?

Did they change the trading hours for futures? What did they mean by that?

>>50176635
Nasdaq is green due to a relief rally from 10yr yield going down 60bp. Oil is still being shorted back into the ground. Too much crude not enough refined product.

>>50176568
True, ZH fell off starting off as a permabear doom n gloom circlejerk, ending up as an overproduced schizo doomsday cult. Really sad since their ealier posting actually had some merit.

>>50176718
no. it was a good time to buy this morning.

>>50176724
tech consooming, as with the lockdown, will only go up during a recession, because everyone is sat inside with fuck all to do.

SPY bouncing off low 370's again and OIL going under $100 is probably a pretty good sign right? seems like there is some media narrative that this months CPI is going to be lower too

>>50176735
>It's gonna dump tomorrow.... right?
Not if you think so

>>50176635
Citi said that oil could possibly tumble to $65 in the event of a recession, and since recession is pretty obvious at this point by anyone with an IQ over 90, the price tanked. I personally believe it's exaggerated as fuck but you know.. larger moves generates more money

>>50176754
With what money. Google savings rate and credit card usage for consumers.

>>50176754
>will only go up during a recession
What the fuck do you think recession is you dumb fucking nigger?
>Inflation will make us rich! We'll be millionaires!

>>50176745
>. Oil is still being shorted back into the ground.
Biden capitulated and is allowing Russian oil to trade with a "price cap". This rally isn't going to be short lived.

Do not talk about SOXL.
Do not respond to SOXL posts.
They are all bagholders.

>>50176735
Futas dump then green open into dump.

>>50176735
DXY up to 10 year highs and SPX and NASDUMP still close green? Its pump time. We would have had a giga pump if the europoors could stop bogging us down.

>>50176796
Russia was selling oil to india/china at 40$/b so anything above thats free real estate for Russia

>>50176800
>Do not talk about SOXL.
>Do not respond to SOXL posts.
>They are all bagholders.

>>50176374
>tell me what to buy

Literally no one knows

>>50176472
Finviz map

Macro still looks like shit idc

>>50176800
When is SOXL reverse splitting so anons here can buy high?

>>50176794
put of other purchases. new cars, holidays, home improvements, discretionary shit. people these days are so wired into this stuff (including us) that they'd forgo a lot to keep it. not saying it won't go red, but it's less likely than auto or travel or whatever.

>>50176060
People are delusional, fucking soft landing, truely unbelievable

Literally entire market is red with exception of the big nigger blue chips that are about to get heemed. This is such an obvious fucking bulltrap I wish I would have waited with buying more shorts.

>>50176796
>This rally isn't going to be short lived
>>50176745
>Too much crude not enough refined product.

did you check the inventory levels? what makes you think there is "too much crude"

>>50176800
>Do not talk about OIL
>Do not respond to OIL posts.
>They are all bagholders

>Had some cheeky limit orders to get a couple grand in CVX/XOM a few weeks back
>Didn't fill
>Said fuck it, not gonna chase that
>My face right now

I may have picked an inopportune time to get into WEAT

>captcha: 2XGAG

WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I KIND OF WANT TO BUY MLPS LMT AND SHORT AXP

>>50176786
>in the event of a recession
Banks also said it'd peak from $140 to $200 before a recession happens last week.

It's over. Inflation will never come down again.

>>50176869
Many Chinese refineries are offline

>>50176906
>He wants to short Jerry Seinfeld

>>50176853
I mean yea but that can only go in for so long. Which is another reason JPOW has to nuke inflation to earths core. If he pivots too early inflation comes back even worse.

I lost $70 today and I'm hurting bad. I need a femboy now.

Bobros... I thought the melt up was a meme

I fucking beat my wife

>>50176073
yeah things sure healed in 1932 didnt they you fucking retard

>>50176961
Hello Jerry

>>50176938
it's always very reassuring for me that all the people who know lots about finance seem to know very little about geopolitics and the concrete businesses that they invest in.

>>50176965
the recession can't be allowed to be another lockdown for the middleclass, which seems to be what people are hoping for.
>yea just go back to 3 day weeks and baking bread and not doing a lot while blue collars bring you shit and we pump money at the problem
you can read what these cunts want and i hope the fed doesn't give it to them.

>>50176971

Bros, my Herpes is acting up again. They are really itchy. Maybe its the Pox, I dunno. My asshole is itchy too.

>>50176938
>China invading Taiwan
I thought China said it's theirs already? Why would they invade their own country?

>>50177027
>My asshole is itchy too.
unironically a symptom of HIV

>>50177001
Hello Newman

>>50177026
>Invasion
It's just a special military operation into their breakaway province to kick out the rebels.

THE BIG FOURTH OF JULY (5th) RALLY
WEEEEEEEW

If you shorted oil when Cramer said to buy you would've been up over 25% now.

>>50177027
>>50177041
>My asshole is itchy too.
this could be hemorrhoids too

I'm thinking I go balls deep in SQQQ at end of day tomorrow if it is a green day. Wish me luck fags

>>50176175
Reading jap manga makes a man cry. Fuckin 20s/30s year old japanese office drones can just live in the cities and live a normal life without fearing acts of sudden cultural enrichment.

>>50177068
If you bought a put on a 3x leverage etf , you'd be up 750% now

>>50176199
If only.

>supply line disruptions are causing inflation so let's raise rates to make it more difficult to raise capital to fix supply lines
haha, classic fed moment

>>50177027
How do you even get herpes?

>>50177017
Anon it was the greatest 10 weeks of my life. Covid layoff was heaven

>>50176938
Why would he say something so speculative? I check the news every day about it because I'm waiting for that sweet SOXL crash to pennies, but I fully understand I'm speculating. I think far, far less of Burry when I see him thinking the same things that I (a retard) do.

what's good on the market?

>>50177106
>b-but muh demand destruction
>p-please stop eating and traveling for work and to purchase basic necessities aaaaaa revenge vacationers stop swiping the credit cards nooooooo Yellen help me
Fed pivot soon, rate hikes were a colossal waste of time

>>50177027
>2022
>having sex
Lmao, what were you thinking?

>>50177139
not SOXS that's for sure

>>50177129
>Why would he say something so speculative
He did say "seems" and "maybe"

>>50177086
Oh yeah well if you maxed out your spooky ghost broker margin on 1000x leveraged -1DTE options on swaps on contracts for differences you'd be up Ω% yestermorrowday.

there's no way the US can keep rallying while Europe shids and fards, right?

>>50177141
What rate hikes 10 year is at 2.8% hahahaha

>>50177158
DOLLAR MILKSHAKE THEORY

>>50177158
western capital fleeing europe would have where else to go?

>>50177120
I am a homosexual and it comes with the territory. I think I got it when a guy stealthed me. He slit the condom and when he was fucking my ass good his cock busted through and he filled me up. I hate my community. They are all degenerate assholes.

>>50177158
euROPE dumps, US pumps, euROPE pumps, US pumps. As it always has been so it shall be. Zoom out

>>50177139

>>50177086
>If you bought a put on a 3x leverage etf

wew lad thats fucking leverage SQUARED. you can get like 60:1 leverage doing that but you had better get the price direction right

>>50177158
>yurop
>mattering

pick one

>>50177181
>I am a homosexual and it comes with the territory

>>50177158
where else does the world have to park their money, China? lmao Russia? cut off because feelings were hurt.

>>50177147
i miss SOXSposting, but we all knew that was a shitty meme. you got any actual recs?

>>50177158
Dollar fifty costco hot dog theory

>>50177158
Euro is dumping for petro dollar so they have heat and electricity for the winter, anon.

>>50177181
gay

>>50177139
man its been a while since I've seen ran posted. here. can't believe she and SOXS won in the end

>>50177178
>>50177179
you understand how that ends, right?

>>50176172
Nig-ger

>>50177200
Israel. Also gold and bitfucks. That's how the cycle resets every time, everyone moves their money into gold and Israel

>>50177223
it's not over

>>50177052
Why should the West give a shit then if they all say it's theirs diplomatically

>>50177228
europe collapses into war again. or just turns into africa during the famine.

What is this company, why did it pop off 40%, and who the fuck just got $365,871 off of a $3,650 initial investment?

>>50177188
cant wait until i can buy stacks of 2025 LEAPS on leveraged tickers

>>50177246
Because US wants to put their missiles there and threaten Chinese shoreline what kind of question is that

>>50177251
>and who the fuck just got $365,871 off of a $3,650 initial investment
insider trading

>>50177223
i kinda got bored of it all honestly, these days i run my own board. where's jam bro? he was cool

>>50177075
Can confirm. I got one of these. Not sure if its related to the Pox and all the peni posting that went on here - my mouse came close to a few of those pics - but either way Im blaming you guys.

Does anyone here follow the earnings?

>>50177251
pelosi

>>50177265
Is the trader inside the room right now?

>>50177247
The milkshake theory ends with capital flight from US and collapse of USD from what I remember. The USD pump is just phase 1 of the milkshake

So we basically have a little under 2 months for the Shemitah year to end.

>>50177279
no he's probably at the bar celebrating his gains right now. or maybe fleeing the country

>>50177251
Ishmael Insider

>>50177291
it ends at the end of september pretty much so its more like 2.5 months

>>50177281
capital flight to where? do all the billionaires want to go and live with xi?

>>50176172

Bought $13 calls today, hope you're right.

>>50176064
>>50176060
You realize that stocks bottom DURING a recession and then resume climbing before it ends right? We have a quarter of recession or so left, at most. The Fed will pivot by September, people are just front-running the Fed.

>>50177309
I thought it was August.

>>50177325
Xir hasn't been right since November. This time is different huh?

>>50177346
nope its late september, still not super long to wait at least

>>50177291
The dump starts some time July-August

Bulls are about to get heemed

>>50177346
>>50177309
>2022: Sunset, 25 September
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosh_Hashanah

Financially speaking, is Hebrew easy to learn?

>>50177365
I meant it's August right now. I am that retarded.

>>50177371
All of the Jews I've talked to hated learning it

>>50177106
FUCK YOU LUM POSTER, SHOVE A DOLL UP YOUR ASS AND DIE! SOXL IS DOG SHIT THAT LOST ME MONEY!!!

>>50177384
You okay anon?

>>50177392
sorry no refunds

>>50177314
Back to the countries it came from. Milkshake only happens because they need USD to service all their debts according to milkshakers. Once that's settled, a non-USD local economy is created and USD is tossed aside in favor of the local currency. That's the theory from what I remember

>>50177369
I'd bet on July 17th as a date

>>50177403
It's really hot and humid where I am.

>>50177369
There's no way inflation doesn't exceed expectations, annuder 100bps hike incoming

>>50177270
Where?

took a break from the market today, and i'm green
i should check out more often

>>50177392
Why didn't you sell when SOXX went under the 200 day moving average? That was months ago anon. You should be all cash right now

>>50177449
Damn she has a nice ass.

>>50177228
America is going to be fantastic soon peter zeihan told me so, trust the plan

Aren't there like a hundred Jewish holidays and pretty much every day of the year falls on some Jewish holiday?

>>50177463
I didn't think things would get this bad.

>>50177449
I thought Rocker said she has a fridge body? She looks great

>>50177439
wapchan dot org

>>50176635
Market breadth in oil futures contracts is incredibly weak at this point. Several reasons for that:
>No speculator wants to risk going long into recessionary collapse. Open interest is low. Stops are tight and open for the picking.
>Hedging costs for consumers have become expensive, so hedging a similar dollar value means less barrels hedged.
>On the other side, oil E&Ps have repaid substantial debt and have liquidity to avoid hedging future production. With steep backwardation in the curve, it makes sense not to bother hedging.
>SPR release has capped upside, while refinery margins and a general supply/demand imbalance has capped downside.
>It's a holiday weekend and peak summer vacation time, less attention is being paid towards markets
So what happened today was that at precisely 9 am, some whale dumped a boatload of contracts and triggered a flash crash. No one was willing to jump in and catch the falling knife because of the reasons above, so the chain liquidations continued until it hit that mental comfort level around $100. It overshot a bit, as tends to happen during capitulation.

Don't expect much of a bounce tomorrow, but it should slowly grind back up until a few weeks from now it repeats the same shit again.
Oil will stay rangebound, stocks will remain pressured until they ramp up buybacks and reach the point where momentum flips positive hard enough to bait a new wave of swing traders - likely in November.

On a longer timeframe, oil/energy remains the single best sector to buy and hold in a set it and forget it account, like your IRAs.

>>50177482
Goyim wouldn't know

>Cramer says its time to buy Oil
>immediately goes down

So we can agree that this man is a piece of shit right?

>>50176678
PLTR will be big money in a couple years. Loaded up 300 shares. Grabbing more tomorrow

>>50177181
I mean you get what you deserve. If it's any consolation maybe you will die a painful death soon.

>>50177486
She keeps getting hotter

>>50177515
>He hasn't learned to just inverse everything that comes from his mouth
>He hasn't realized that Cramer is a mouthpiece to provide exit liquidity to big firms

>>50176332
Greens are from Germany. Germany is not the world. Greens don't exist in China or India. China and India are building 200 reactors between them over the next decade, which is a 50% gain global reactors.

>>50177478
Did you read his new book?

>>50177515
When I first posted the news article of him saying to buy oil, oil barrons in here said inverse everything he says except this.
>>50177522
Why are you so mean?

>>50177529

>>50177515
Cramer is just a reflection of current momentum.

>>50177486
>listening to Rocker

SOXL will be $20 after the 5:1 split

IS IT FINALLY FUCKING TIME TO BUY DEFENSE STOCKS YET

>>50177535
Eu taxonomy finalizes nuclear inclusion tommorow anyway

This market is fucking stupid

>>50177417
You don't grasp how bad most countries are

>>50177615
buy agri REITs

>>50177630
always has been.

>>50177449
Your girl is mid dude...

>>50177467
yeah she does
i didn't even like her until Wandavision. something about the mommy thing made me fall in love with her
i'm 95% sure i sure her on vacation on Kauai right after Cap 2: Civil War came out, but I didn't care because it wasn't Scarlett or Natalie

Whats her next stock pick anons?

>>50177665

blood red or blood green tomorrow?

>>50177665
You're going to Hell for that.

>>50177665
hardwood or pine

>>50177665
>Whats her next stock pick anons?
ILAL

>>50177615
Its never time unless you mean russia or chinese milstock

>>50177630
Every Tesla short thought elon was the dumbest person on earth and the stock was 0 because they couldn't be humble. Now they cope as Tesla delivers more and more vehicles with endless demand.

Ever think maybe it's not the market that's stupid?

The market rotated into tech on slow growth fears. Which is totally reasonable

>>50177715
so do you just type random words on your keyboard hoping you sound smart?

>>50177685
>>50177665
I don't get why don't post Nancy Pelosi more often. She is 10 times the stock trading genius compared to Warren Buffet.

>>50177739
She's an amateur compared to Dan Crenshaw.

>>50177739
So, what's her next move bros?

fuck I'm gonna get my AT&T called away again
I don't wanna be low-T

>>50177756
I heard behind his eyepatch is robotic eye that sees nothing but inside trading going on.

>>50177616
Yes, but Germany is still going to be resistant to it. I think we should drop a couple of nuclear weapons on Germany. That will make them think twice.

>check market in the morning
Haha, knew it would crash more
>check now
Literally nani the fuck even happened here? Someone fill me in.

>>50177783
I heard he's like one of those Ghost in the Shell robots that got John McCain's mind uploaded into it.

>>50177739
There's a difference between being skilled and having the power to rig the game

>>50177738
>investing in an industry that can only make hyposonic missiles
Ishygddts

>>50177776
(inhales)
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWTTTTT

>>50177717
Every Enron short thought Jeff Skilling was the dumbest person on earth and the stock was 0 because they couldn't be humble. Now they cope as Enron delivers more and more energy with endless demand.

Ever think maybe it's not the market that's stupid?

The market rotates into fraud until the day that fraud is uncovered. The clock is ticking.
Elon extended that clock with massive capital dilution during the 2020 bubble, but still the clock ticks down. Converting the balance sheet to bitcoin was a nice trick, but didn't buy them much time.

>>50177836
This.

>>50176353
>only 7000
>in 2 months
>corona was steam rolling her way to half a million by this point and China was burning bodies
Man I miss Corona-chan she was breaking infection records and shutting down NBA games by this point.

When is Voo going to give out their dividends?

>>50177900
there'll be an uptick from all the behind-closed-doors gay sex at 4th of July parties

>>50177900
Why is corona-chan on a stripper pole???

>>50177900
Its all about the math. Since its clear this is an exponential growth situation then we'll get there eventually.

Once again, lean, oily hogs slip away from the pack.

>>50177819
Europe rugged so we get capital flight.

>dumbfuck chinks are pumping again
But fucking why??

>>50177819
>Literally nani the fuck even happened here? Someone fill me in.

Fed stepped in to buy the market as part of Operation Soft Landing. Also, reddit stocks were catching a bid like CHWY and BYND. Every hedge fund's largest position right now is long the USD, they aren't buying this gay shit. So basically the only buyers right now are the Fed and reddit retards

Hurry up and bake you useless SOXL cucks

>>50178001
How do you know the Fed bought the market?

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>>50177872
Cope, Tesla is undervalued right now. They will have full self driving by 2025 at latest, which means they will disrupt the taxi and trucking industries, this isn't even close to being fully priced in yet. You're a typical salty bobo queer who probably shorted the generational bottom.

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force.. as if millions of bobos suddenly got heemed

>>50178093
You're embarrassing yourself.
I've never shorted Tesla. Betting against fraud is a terrible experience, even if it pays off someday. Much better, easier shorts exist in this market.

>>50177214
unironically soxl