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50168375 No.50168375 [Reply] [Original]

CERN will be reaching MAXIMUM ENERGY on ramp within the next 10 minutes before beginning the epic squeeze of particles, shifting the universal consensus and placing us in the timeline in which our LUNC will reach a MINIMUM of .5 by August 22.

BELIEVE.

>> No.50168454

dubs confirm

>> No.50168479

I felt it, the timeline has shifted. I just loaded up 3 million more.

>> No.50168482

>>50168454
fuck

>> No.50168497

>>50168375
Can I get a rundown on LUNC? Why not LUNA?

Explain like I’m retarded please.
I’m retarded

>> No.50168559

>>50168497
Original LUNA crashed, Do Kwon made LUNA 2 instead of trying to fix the mess and LUNA became LUNC.

>> No.50168567

>>50168497
LUNC is the original chain, LUNA is the second, scam chain made by kwon

>> No.50168583

wagmi

>> No.50168588
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50168588

THE SQUEEZE PHASE HAS BEGUN.

MY LUNC STAYS BABUNC

>> No.50168593

>>50168497
LUNC = Original chain that got rekt by Do Kwon
LUNA = Do Kwon's new scam coin, aka 2una

>> No.50168599

>>50168567
Why is the new chain inferior to the old chain? Isn’t it just a copy?

>> No.50168603

>>50168375
it's also paralel with the rumors, damn. we did it.

>> No.50168662
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>>50168599
Do Kwon abandoned classic and is leading the new chain. Do Kwon is a scammer, ergo him no longer being involved with classic is bullish.

>> No.50168729

>>50168375
SQUUUUEEEEEZE!!

>> No.50168805

>>50168599
Old chain abandoned to set new chain to peg back to price more reasonable with air drops for holding old chain amounts.
Fuck that shit, dev team that didn't jump ship implementing burn rate on chain and ceased minting till it goes from current trillions to 10 billion.

>> No.50168923

I had a dream that we were at a lunacy reunion convention of 2027. It was a giant circle jerk of people with Bugattis and lambos and maybachs. Everybody else with jewelry trying to show off how much lunacy they made with the great lunc crypto bullrun of late 2022. Everybody was hanging around laughing with 10/10 models on their arms eating caviar. One guy opened up /biz/ and showed us screen caps of an old buttcoiner crying how unfair and clown world the price got. Afterwards I left and got into a helicopter and flew to my mansion on top of Aspen. Brittney Venti was waiting for me in the master suite in lingerie.

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50168955

>>50168375
>hey guys trust the plan the timeline is shifting! Im a self-made cryptogirl multiple millionaire Im telling ya its going to a dallah!!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nk4DKwDnGDo

>> No.50168962

>>50168923
LUNC has been known to cause dreams. Many such cases. I can assure you they all reflect the reality we have just merged into.

Verification not required.

>> No.50169114

>>50168955
She was the type of person who purchased Bitcoin for $0.25 each. Everybody called her a fool. Now she has multiple homes with inground pools. She has all the dresses she ever wanted and she could invest in plastic surgery to keep her youth for longer. I would have take her advice over yours any day.

>> No.50169141

>>50168375
>>50168454
>>50168479
>>50168482
>>50168497
>>50168559
>>50168567
>>50168583
>>50168593
>>50168603
>>50168662
>>50168729
>>50168805
>>50168923
>>50168962
Checked

>> No.50169177

>>50169141
Your mother is a dumb whore with a fat ass, did you know that?

>> No.50169199

>>50169141
Multicheck fag is back! Now we just need rebalance bot fag back too, and we'll be going parabolic!

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>>50169177
Dubs confirm

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>>50169177
>>50169199
>>50168955

>> No.50169304

>>50168375
Why is the lunc logo a blue background but on trust wallet the background is white?

>> No.50171911
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50171911

>>50168375
Oh gee i dunno man
While your coin is dying, losing a 10%
Mine looks like this now

Get your facts straight