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buddy check the US economic calender edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA-Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV-Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews-Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.50166587

red ids only

>> No.50166591

sheeeeesh

>> No.50166593
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50166593

futures are bussin fr fr

>> No.50166594
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50166594

What puts fo you have SMG?

>> No.50166597
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50166597

it's unironically over

>> No.50166607

>>50166587
>calls for red ids
>doesn't get red id

NGMI

>> No.50166610

Futes doin a lil sumn sumn

>> No.50166614

>>50166593
I thought bussin meant good. Have I been misinterpreting all the memes?

>> No.50166621

>>50166567
QUICK tell me some stock to throw money at

>> No.50166622
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGh7p1tZmk

>> No.50166633
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50166633

ARKK and TSLA to the moon sisters :)

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50166634

>>50166597

>>50166591
based sheesh poster

>> No.50166649

>>50166629
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50166650
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>>50166614
we can bus both ways

>> No.50166653

>>50166621
RKLB.
Steady with a chance of a big future.

>> No.50166659

>>50166633
If by moon, you mean a cold dark place?

>> No.50166660
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50166660

europe is dying
america will die soon enough
spy will be 3500 by the end of this month

>> No.50166661
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50166661

What the fuck caused everything all across the board to tank in unison at like 4am?? How many times can massive companies that produce useful products dump 2-5% a day? At this point it's just as nonsensical as all the exuberant buying in 2020, we've seen like 8 fucking months of red.

At this point I think that we're just staying red because of all the retards who went short earlier this year and now all the leverage to the downside is fucking everything up. Bunch of cynical fucking assholes.

>> No.50166663

siga homophobes

>> No.50166678

I mean in any way you look at it, we are due for a market crash. But this time around the fed is desperately trying to not make that happen right? But the crash has to happen though. It's like physics in a way, a transfer of energy must happen regardless if you want to stop it from happening or not. It needs to go from one place to another. So if we don't fully crash then that has to transfer to somewhere else right?

>> No.50166682

My id confirms it
>rest of bad year, retail will be lack luster at the end of 2022
>2023 things will get better.
>2024 bull run. Biden saves us, lol then 4more years of shit economic pushes.

>> No.50166686

Did Blackrock buy back the SIGA stock they sold?

>> No.50166689

>>50166661
please for the love of god go back

>> No.50166694

>>50166633
who drew this lmaooooooooooo

>> No.50166696

>>50166660
seriously the most bullish thing would be for the markets to get physically bombed

>> No.50166698

>>50166661
Say it with me, SOFT LANDING.
2 more weeks.

>> No.50166699

first for fuck niggers
second for fuck 6 character captchas
last but certainly not least
fuck jannies

>> No.50166701
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50166701

SPY still has a gap fill from 6/17

>> No.50166702
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50166702

https://youtu.be/Mff4lJqjmw0
<3

>> No.50166715

>>50166661
do you not pay attention to anything at all going on in the world at all
do you not look at the news

>> No.50166717

>>50166689
>>50166698
I would absolutely heem every unhelpful retard in /smg/ if I could. You faggots make this place so much worse. You post like fucking bots.

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>>50166699
cheers

>> No.50166725

>>50166699
>6 character captchas
Ok so it’s not just me. I thought something was off.

>> No.50166727
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50166727

Today will close green. You can't stop the melt-up.

>> No.50166730

Why the fuck did I buy CEI...

>> No.50166736
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50166736

I knew Friday's pump was intentional so MM could dump on redditors

>> No.50166739

>>50166715
Oh my fucking god get the fuck over yourself and just SAY WHAT IT IS you insufferable cunt. This is literally the board for talking about this shit, either contribute to the discussion or fuck off

>> No.50166750

>>50166739
BUDDY LOOK AT THE DYOR COMPUTER :-)

>> No.50166751

>>50166562
>>50166642
another guess: the german gov announced a week ago that there's a risk of there being a "lehman brothers situation" but for the gas market. uniper is apparently close to defaulting. today they announced possible bailout measures.
but this doesn't explain why the ruble is taking a dump.

>> No.50166752

Oil just instantly crashed $1 at 9 am.

>> No.50166756

>>50166661
Everyone is trying to out-trade everyone else
all analyses, valuations and speculations are worthless unless the underlying security is untouched by algos and whales

>> No.50166770
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50166770

>GUSH

>> No.50166772
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50166772

kek, baggies.

>> No.50166771

>>50166717
It is a soft landing, excess liquidity is being drawn out of the system with higher interest rates. This is the reason why it’s red. It’s a slow draw down of years of excessive speculation and risk taking pumping up stock prices, those times are coming to an end.
2 more weeks faggot!

>> No.50166773

>>50166752
Copper is also in freefall.

>> No.50166774

>>50166727
How will we drop 10+% this week if we close green today???

>> No.50166779

>>50166751
how do i get to literally be chrisitan bale in this situation? what do i type into my excel sheet and what mini-short do i buy?

>> No.50166784

>>50166727
there is no melt up. the melt up is not real. it's made up. it's all in your head

>> No.50166800

>>50166751
Right but since fucking when did the ruble, of all fucking things, have an influence over the entire US stock market? Also haven't people been saying Europe is fucked on energy since fucking March? Months and months of this shit being telegraphed and somehow it catches everyone off guard overnight? I seriously don't buy it

>> No.50166802
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can we just go one fucking day without violently swinging a whole percent or two in either direction?

>> No.50166809
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THE JEWS ARE PUNISHING US FOR CELEBRATING THE 4TH OF JULY

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>>50166802
No.

>> No.50166820
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50166820

SOXLsisters...when do we start averaging down?

>> No.50166824
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50166824

>my broker keeps sending me push notifications that multiple of my holdings have hit new 52+ week lows

t....thanks

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>>50166774
We won't drop 10%.
>>50166784
It's real.

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>>50166727
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>"Mumu, I have a question for you"
>https://youtu.be/SOnkv76rNL4

>> No.50166830

>>50166661
If it's nonsensical then you should be buying. Some stocks are really cheap right now.

>> No.50166834

>>50166800
>but since fucking when did the ruble, of all fucking things, have an influence over the entire US stock market?
Since the illegitimate US fed attempted to wage economic war on the ruble and lost their entire global network

>> No.50166837

the meltup already happened between april 2020 through nov 2021

>> No.50166848

>>50166830
This is just getting absurd. Is Biden the worst thing that can possibly hit a market?

>> No.50166849

>>50166756
I bought 200 VXX calls on Friday. VIX was below 30 so I just fucking bought it because recession fears are going to get higher before they get lower. Y'all niggers ain't even on my level, get on my level.

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>>50166802
I want off this ride, fren

>> No.50166852

>>50166802
then my options would drop soooooo
no

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>>50166809
Meds. Now.

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>>50166730
welcome to the bag zone

>> No.50166866

>>50166834
>ruble dumps
>Fed Bucks pump

Sure, buddy. Whatever you say.

>> No.50166871

>>50166830
I am buying a little bit every day it's like this but there have been a lot of days like this and I'm getting SO fucking tired of throwing my money into a black hole

>>50166834
I still don't understand how that means that US companies are worth 5% less every day for months

>> No.50166872

>>50166773
Strange. Any recent news release, or is this just speculators liquidating again?

>> No.50166877

There's something going on with all these huge currency moves.

>> No.50166878
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50166878

Yes I will buy the XOM
Yes petrochadmicals will win
Yes Lybia, Niggeria outputs will drop
Yes Russian output will drop
Yes another refinery is going to mysteriously explode
Yes Iran will get nuclear first strike'd by Israel in the next 5 years and it will get gradually priced in

>> No.50166879

>>50166779
idk. i could tell you how to hedge if you were a euro, but it's not gonna make you rich, sorry. a good deal of the energy shit has already been priced in (look at the uniper stock for instance).

>>50166800
>have an influence over the entire US stock market?
the ruble thing is just a symptom of what could be some issue related to energy. i'm just speculating here, it's very weird that nobody seems to know what's going on.

>Also haven't people been saying Europe is fucked on energy since fucking March?
well, the nordstream 1 maintenance starts on july 11. then gas stops flowing for a week, and then we don't know whether russia will start up the pipeline after that again. this is fairly recent, and very drastic.

>> No.50166880

>>50166418
>SOXX coming up on target price
>prepare for bounce
Can you illustrate. Been thinking about buying calls on SOXL

>> No.50166883

>>50166871
>I still don't understand how that means that US companies are worth 5% less every day for months
What kind of future do you think the US has without the petrodollar

>> No.50166884

>>50166871
Should they have been worth 5% more every day for months for the past two years?

>> No.50166890

https://youtu.be/hkSzmPnzF-o

Euro is dead

>> No.50166893
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50166893

>>50166877

>> No.50166895

>>50166862
I have 4000 shares at .84

>> No.50166896

>>50166872
>>50166877
The dollar is crushing commodities. Maybe a large fund is getting blown out of some position.

>> No.50166899
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50166899

its over.

>> No.50166901

What is causing this downturn?
- Ukraine?
- Covid?
- Biden's energy policy?

>> No.50166902

>>50166809
I saw that man cry, he was right, if those boys saw what they gave their lives for they'd be pissed too. I'm pissed, fuck everything.

>> No.50166903

>>50166834
anon, the ruble is swinging worse than a shitcoin. ruble strength or not, this is not what you want from a stable currency.

>> No.50166911

STLA hit 52 week low.
T-thanks.

>> No.50166915

>>50166893
P A R I T Y
A
R
I
T
Y

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>>50166739
lmao keep raging at anons on /smg/, bro. I'm sure that'll help you understand the world better than, like, paying attention to literally any economically relevant news.

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>>50166594
They all expired last week, out of the money, worthless. Such is life.

>> No.50166925

Literally every asset is in free fall, even opposing forces.

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>>50166895

>> No.50166937

>>50166903
Anon, where can I go right now to buy rubles? What is the only thing preventing people who don't blindly hate Russia from investing in their country?

>> No.50166939
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50166939

Today gunna be a gud day.

>> No.50166944

>>50166877
Yes, there is. We're in price discovery territory for all assets.

>> No.50166946

Haha, what a time to be an oil baron amirite bros?
Anyway, what in the entire fugg is happening with EURO bros? I was away from the market for a few weeks and suddenly it's all over /biz/

>> No.50166949

>>50166871
>US companies are worth 5% less every day for months
Because they were never that valuable in the first place, zoomers have been bidding up prices without a care for years. It has been divorced from reality for a long time. There’s no reason why TSLA should have a market cap higher than every auto maker in the world and make a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the vehicles made.

>> No.50166951

MO is still my biggest loss right now. Negative 20.7%.
My puts brought me to plus 10% this year. But you know. That's unsustainable.

>> No.50166953
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50166953

wtf happened to crude? it dropped like 5 dollars overnight

>> No.50166957

>>50166923
You can't point to a single piece of news that is significant enough to justify THE ENTIRE MARKET shitting its fucking pants for months on end. This is all just Big Money shorting things to oblivion, just a stupid fucking cock fight for them.

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I sold my SPXS too soon. Damn me for paying off my credit card!

>> No.50166966

>>50166957
you are retarded lmao

>> No.50166967
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>>50166949
>zoomers have been bidding up prices
>zoomers
>zoomers moved trillion dollar markets and billion dollar companies
kek you moron

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50166968

that feeling you get when you look in your bag of options and find those 3 TSLA puts that you forgot buying.

>> No.50166971

>>50166903
Maybe there's some Russia/Ukraine development in the works.

>> No.50166973

>>50166949
>TSLA just makes cars
Holy fucking shit /smg/ is W O R TH L E S S oh my god

>> No.50166974

>>50166953
Oh boy. Gas prices are going down!!!!

>> No.50166978

>>50166901
Covid was just the catalyst that showed us the dysfunction in the system.

>> No.50166983

>>50166946
In a recession, you always let go the weakest assets first
Europe is one of them
At least we have the best landscapes i guess

>> No.50166986

>>50166957
Retard alert

>> No.50166991

>>50166951
There is truly nowhere left to hide. Cash chads win again.

>> No.50166993

>>50166973
>>50166957
go back

>> No.50166996

>>50166964
I'm waiting for 35.
I believe.
Also Joe Biden owes me money or sex.

>> No.50167001

>>50166883
the US could rebuild some of its production industry and start squashing its deficit issues if the dollar wasn't quite as wide-spread.

>>50166937
you can still convert rubles in many brokers, e.g. IKBR (though they're ceasing those operations on july 27).

>> No.50167004

>>50166953
the entire world is heading to a recession, then less demand for fuel since production of practically everything is lowering

>> No.50167007
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>>50166903
>stable currency
what you want to do is tell the central bank jews to fuck off

>> No.50167010

>Didn't buy $POWW earnings
>Now firearms are practically guaranteed a good week
My predictive skills are feeble

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>>50166880

>> No.50167013
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BUDDY LOOK AT THE DOLLAR INDEX

>> No.50167017
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Where did all the mumus from yesterday go?
Hang in there,not literally though.

>> No.50167021
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I'm buying 250K worth of SIGA at market open

>> No.50167022

>>50166694
I paid some Philippina egirl for it

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I don't like this crab market bros.

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50167025

look at soxl

>> No.50167030

My portfolio is crabbing.

>> No.50167041

Anyone selling for a loss is retarded. You will kys the moment shit turns around for good. Stop listening to qboomer retards who roll out the same garbage every time the market dips hard. Averaging down is the only strategy. Eventually the market will be at all time highs again. The only question is how aggressively to average down.

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>>50166973
>t. Cathie
How does $3.50 sound for your innovation?

>> No.50167047

You guys are so fucking unhelpful wtf like just tell me how to make money wtf you losers I know you have a secret money trick just teach me it already you unhelpful loser gawddddd

>> No.50167054

>>50166957
>>50166973
>This is all just Big Money shorting
>sucking Elon's cock
Peak reddit.

>> No.50167055

>>50167041
>turns around for good
gordon brown pls go

>> No.50167057

>>50167022
post her

>> No.50167059

>>50166967
>He took the bait.
Zoomer detected.

>> No.50167061

>>50166983
B-b-but my politicians told us that we are doing great :)
:( fugg this gay ass continent
True though, nice landscapes. I'm just gonna wait out the recession in my forest in Scandinavia

>> No.50167063

>>50167012
what website is this?

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50167064

>>50167047
Oil

>> No.50167066

What the fuck is going on

>> No.50167067

>>50166991
Enjoy the yearly -5% bro.

>> No.50167069

>>50167007
if someone were to tell the russian central bank jews to fuck off, the russian economy would be fucked. they're using the ruble strength to stabilize bond yields. that's the main thing that the entire gas payment ruble conversion process is good for. no russian central bank jews, no russian debt.

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50167072

Oh no no no no no no no no

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50167075

Did I make money? I don't understand how anything works.

>> No.50167076

>>50167063
optionstrat

>> No.50167078

>>50166614
It's good if you're a bear

>> No.50167079

>>50167041
I agree, but i am only 20% invested
I think we are only halfway, but seing a real recovery could take 3 years
It's only starting

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50167086

>>50166877
Thats a shame.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>> No.50167091

>>50167047
Find stocks that absolutely no one is talking about
See if some whale swing trades it or if it's steady

Invest accordingly

>> No.50167098

>>50167075
I’m actually seething right now. I got stopped out Friday

>> No.50167104

>>50167047
something with three Qs in it. the Black Swan fund.

>> No.50167105
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>>50167072
who is this? I feel like she's the type of woman that will tie me down, put clothes pins on my balls and nipples and sit on my face until I collapse.

>> No.50167106

Wheres the bear market rally bros...

>> No.50167113

>>50167064
What about it? WTI is shitting the bed as we speak.

>> No.50167115

Crude is dropping at a 10% / hour rate.

>> No.50167116
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>>50167075

>> No.50167118

>>50167075
made 4%
not bad

>> No.50167123
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>>50166820
>SOXL

>> No.50167125

what a fucking joke market literally everything is down again doesn't fucking matter what sector

>> No.50167128
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50167128

Wtf was that oil bros

>> No.50167132

/smg/ is fucking done. You retards are so cynical and unhelpful it's actually pretty astonishing. What's the point of being so shitty?? Why don't you either try to help or just..shut the fuck up? Half the posts in every thread are just absolute retards gloating about something without providing any pertinent information. Great job assholes, you're wasting a pretty sweet resource and running off anyone that would be worth keeping around. Seriously fuck you.

>> No.50167134

Holding semis and sqqq was not the move. Should have hedged with soxs

Anyone else know this feel?

>> No.50167136

I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

>> No.50167137

>>50167118
4% for the 4th of July, G_D BLESS THE U-S-A!!!!!!

>> No.50167138
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50167138

are these good fees?

>> No.50167139

>>50167125
Did you really expect anything else?

>> No.50167142

>>50166973
They don’t make anything besides cars, they only reason why they are even in business is because of government meddling effectively taxing real companies and redistributing the money to Tesla.
>Muh innovation
>Muh patents
Elon musk hasn’t invented anything special at Tesla.

>> No.50167147
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50167147

Oil Bros AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50167151

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.50167152
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50167152

Oh God, now that the market is crashing for real /SMG/ is going to be flooded with monkey torture and dick posting again.

>> No.50167153
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>>50167132

>> No.50167156
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>>50167047
moving averages

>> No.50167157

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

>> No.50167158

>>50167132
Salty mumu

>> No.50167163

>>50167132
If you're being run off by this then you're not someone worth keeping around, retarded niggerfaggot

>> No.50167168

>>50167152
Hot

>> No.50167174

>>50166957
>You can't point to a single piece of news that is significant enough to justify THE ENTIRE MARKET shitting its fucking pants for months on end.
Higher interest rates.

>> No.50167176

>>50166634
gwumbus...

>> No.50167180
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50167180

its over

>> No.50167182
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50167182

>>50167132
Go back

>> No.50167184

>>50167156
cute dudes

>> No.50167186

>>50167132
sorry we not handing trades to you right now boo boo
captcha too hard to type right now

>> No.50167187

>>50167132
Ohhh my god I know right all these cynical rich people like I know they have a 10,000-bagger in their pocket that their rabbi told them about but they won’t just tell us it dude UGGGGHHHHHHHH keeping all the good moon stocks for themselves what the heck

>> No.50167188

Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI&t=8s

>> No.50167189

WHAT THE POOP WILL THAT HAVE BEEN?!?!

>> No.50167190

>>50166717
Already gave you free alpha in last thread on aapl puts

>> No.50167194

holy SHIT investors are running for the door, the fucking dollar is flying

>> No.50167197
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50167197

oil couldn't even break above 110

>> No.50167198

>>50167132
Dude. We're set up to drop 10+% more than we already have. If you don't know how to hedge your portfolio you'll never make maximum money

>> No.50167201
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50167201

Who is getting crushed hardest today?

>> No.50167210

>>50167187
>>50167186
>>50167182
>>50167163
>>50167158
>>50167153
Oh look, exactly what I'm talking about. Faggots. 6 wasted posts.

>> No.50167212
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50167212

BUDDY LOOK AT PLNUSD COMPUTER

>> No.50167218

I SHORTED THE SP500 WITH MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO LEVERAGED 3X

WE ARE GOING TO FUCKIN' PRINT!! MARK MY WORDS AUTISTS!!!!

>> No.50167220

>>50167132
how about you start you fucking faggot
the only post of any substance of yours in this thread is some retarded schizo shit about """big money shorting the market""".

>> No.50167221

>>50167138
I guess so. Great trade idea. Got to go all in

>> No.50167222
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>>50167188
Get me every time.

>> No.50167223

inb4 circuit breakers

>> No.50167225
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>>50167210
I'm shorting your time in this general

>> No.50167233
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50167233

WTFWT

>> No.50167234

>>50167132
you are a whiny faggot who thinks the market owes him gains just like you think people here owe you answers why your fucking retarded ass calls are getting raped right now
the market makes money by fleecing whiny faggot retards

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>>50167180
>captcha bow consists of 6 digits
AAAAHHHHH

>> No.50167238

>>50167156
6>9>2>5>4>1>3>7>8

>> No.50167240

>>50167156
no YES no
yes, no, yes
no YES yes

>> No.50167241
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>>50166699
checked, a rare quality baggie post

>> No.50167248

>>50167210
nigger

>> No.50167249

Either we're about to enter an absolutely wild bear market or we're starting to hit capitulation in multiple markets. These are big moves.

>> No.50167251
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50167251

y’all niggas loquacious

>> No.50167253

>>50167240
>saying no to abby

>> No.50167261
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>>50167210
(You)
I'm blushing

>> No.50167264
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50167264

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.50167269

>>50167253
I'm not open to a 3sum with her and her brother so I feel it's best if I pass

>> No.50167268
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50167273

WTF WAS THAT AAAAAAA

>> No.50167276
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50167276

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50167277
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50167277

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50167278

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.50167280

WTFWT

>> No.50167281

>>50167249
Fed isn't even nearly done raising interest rates. No way this is the bottom. Or if it is it'll stagnate around this level for a long as time.

>> No.50167284

>>50166957
All the valuations were fueled solely by easy money and now the fed is calling in the debts. The bleeding will not stop until they pivot.

>> No.50167286

HERE WE GO

>> No.50167287

I know exactly what the fuck that was.

>> No.50167290

>>50167249
Pretty clear capitulation in oil futures today.

>> No.50167291
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>> No.50167296

>EURUSD 1.02
>GBPUSD 1.19
lol, lmao even

>> No.50167300
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50167300

LOL, LMAO EVEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50167301

>>50167238
>>50167240
/smg/ is fucking done. You retards are so cynical and unhelpful it's actually pretty astonishing. What's the point of being so shitty?? Why don't you either pick the hot women or just..shut the fuck up? Half the replies to every lineup of hot women are just absolute retards rating them without providing any pertinent information. Great job assholes, you're wasting a pretty sweet resource and running off anyone that would be worth keeping around. Seriously fuck you.

>> No.50167302

GOOD MORNING I HATE UVXY

>> No.50167310

MARKET'S OPEN
>OIL - 8%
>SOXL - 8%
AAAHHHH

>> No.50167311

GOOD MORNING I LOVE UVXY

>> No.50167315

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50167318

>>50167220
> schizo shit about """big money shorting the market"""
Wow /smg/ really is fucked

>>50167234
I don't do options because I'm not retarded

>>50167301
Wow I'm honored

>> No.50167321

THE ROOF
THE ROOF
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

>> No.50167322

LGB

>> No.50167324

>SOXL 10 HANDLE
BUDDY

>> No.50167329
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SOXL bros... are you guys still here

>> No.50167336
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50167336

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50167337

>>50167296
Seriously, what do I do now? I'm like 50% EUR right now. If I sell now, will that be the bottom? I have seriously no interest in bagholding the EUR

>> No.50167339
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>> No.50167341

MAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50167342
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50167342

>> No.50167350

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>> No.50167349

>>50167290
Looks like it's still on the way to clear those June lows.

>> No.50167352

the fucking dollar needs to chill the fuck out, fuck

>> No.50167353

>>50167132
>emotional about his investments
>80 iq "big money" theories
>buys TSLA
>redditor

>> No.50167354

>>50167329
Yup. -70%. Really fucking sucks.

>> No.50167355
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50167355

Reminder the real economic Armageddon depression is the friends we made along the way!

>> No.50167363

>>50167318
no money trade larper detected
the fuck out

>> No.50167366

>>50167301
This thread is up 24/7 and there are good advices in steady times.

We're in the market equivalent of a warzone. There are no good trades. The crab market eats all. You can make money on options right now and that's it

Portman might be the GOAT smol gurl

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50167371

Good morning sirs.

>> No.50167370

>>50167352
wtf yeah, why does dollar go up when stock market go down?

>> No.50167380

>>50167354
>-70%
i don't believe you
nobody that stupid is actually here
post proof

>> No.50167381
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50167381

remember when soxl was 75

>> No.50167383
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>>50167366
this ain't no cr*b market bro

>> No.50167390

>>50167355
It better be because I’m certainly not going to have any money to take with me

>> No.50167391

The good news is that my money is in USD-denominated assets

The bad news is those assets are US equities

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>>50167329
I sold.

>> No.50167394

Noooo muh heckin inverted yields aaaaa that means we gotta sell everything immediately aaaaaa

>> No.50167406

>>50167354
Holy fuck do the black thursday.
>I'm tired of throwing money into a black hole
Then fucking don't you giant drooling fucking idiot. Go short. Make your money back.

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WERE SO FUCKED
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
HARDWIRED TO SELF-DESTRUCT!

>> No.50167415

>>50167391
kek

>> No.50167418
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50167418

DONT REDEEM USD SIRS

>> No.50167419

CRAB
R
A
BARC

>> No.50167420

What the fuck made oil dump so much so quickly? Didn't we just have record driving for the holiday weekend?

>> No.50167422

>Entire market leveraged through the tits on long positions
>Be in a bear market at the limit where over leveraged retards start to get margin called
>global tension and instability
>rising dollar

Perma bulls deserve to get wiped out why the fuck would you NOT short the market at these levels??

>Muh value

Coca-cola is nice but its not worth $1000 per bottle. THE MARKET IS OVERPRICED YOU ENTITLED RETARDS

>> No.50167423

>>50167354
ohhhhhh the retarded redditor is a SOXL-tranny that adds up

>> No.50167428
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50167428

The oil selling doesn't stop

>> No.50167431

>>50167420
Recession fears are the headlines today. Oil always collapses during recession.

>> No.50167432

>>50167420
When oil dumps it's usually a signal of a crash.

>> No.50167435

Will we close down -3% today?

y/n

>> No.50167440
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>>50167428
I literally just checked five minutes ago and it was at $105 what the fuck

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>>50167381
>remember when soxl was 75

>> No.50167442

>>50167422
I was short sir and lost it all to a sustained rally SNEED

>> No.50167444

>>50167337
sell
it's going to get worse for the euros slowly for the next 6 months and finally capitulate during winter

>> No.50167448

>>50167428
until ~$85

>> No.50167447

Sold all my soxl 11.50 puts for massive profit
Gonna take a gamble now and load up on a few soxl 11.50 calls
Good luck

>> No.50167454

>>50167435
I hope we're going to close -10% down but I know that's not happening.

>> No.50167455

>>50167435
N

>> No.50167456
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50167456

Watch and learn.

>> No.50167460

>>50167432
>When oil dumps it's usually a signal of a crash.
Or brandon made a deal that hasn't been announced.

>> No.50167462
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50167462

SPY will bounce off low 370's (again)

>> No.50167464

Slurpers will get the rope

>> No.50167465

I think it's pretty sad that calling for a bit of actual discussion in /smg/ makes someone a "redditor". I've literally never posted on reddit, so fuck you? I dunno man, the amount of energy that gets wasted here is incredible. We could unironically all be helping each other get rich, or at least helping each other through all this red nonsense. What a shame.

>> No.50167468

>>50167455
I

>> No.50167471

>>50167156
You could have used a younger Rachel Weisz

>> No.50167472

>>50167465
k

>> No.50167474

>>50167380
>no one that stupid
SOXL is the equivalent of OF hoes.
Everyone knows to avoid it (right now) except retarded simps

>> No.50167476

>>50167447
SOXX did not reach its target price
you may get yourself crabbed

>> No.50167478

>>50167460
Slow Joe doesn't make deals.

>> No.50167479

>>50167468
G

>> No.50167480

>>50167455
What did anon mean by this?

>> No.50167481

>>50167455
I

>> No.50167482

>>50167431
>Recession fears
There have been "recession fears" for months.

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>>50167465

>> No.50167486

>>50167465
Don't worry and always bee yourself. /smg/ is satire only.

>> No.50167487

OIL
BROS
?
SAVE ME

>> No.50167491

>try to panic sell
>Robinhood makes me solve the Dice thing

>> No.50167492
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50167492

>>50167465
I'd rather be poor than help a faggot get rich

>> No.50167494

>>50167370
bonds are dollar shorts
demand for dollar goes up => debt gets more expensive => everyone's getting short-squeezed

>> No.50167495

>>50167465
>We could unironically all be helping each other get rich
We already are and it's not a team game faggot. Every man for himself. You're just too much of an arrogant faggot to cut his losses and do what everyone else is doing to make money in this shitshow.

>> No.50167497

>>50167478
Nah he's lifting all Chinese tarrifs because he's ch*nk handlers grifted him enough money

>> No.50167500

WHY IS SIGA CRASHING WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW ATH TODAY

>> No.50167501

>>50167460
That’s a funny joke. Oil is kill because the dollar is unironically too strong. And global + US economy are weak.

>> No.50167503

>>50167482
Yeah I know, but that's the news today man. I don't know what to tell ya.

>> No.50167509

>>50167465
Lurk moar

>> No.50167511

Reddit, we achieved it

>> No.50167513

NEW
>>50167502
>>50167502
>>50167502

>> No.50167515

>>50167465
you either need to lurk moar, or just start listening to me so you can make money
buy 7/15 USAC calls, right the fuck now

>> No.50167523

>>50167494
Wtf retard bonds are dollar longs you get paid in fucking dollar and if inflation doesn’t come down your bonds will be severely negative yielding.

>> No.50167526

>>50167383
We're in a bear overall but did you miss the crabbing??

>>50167391 lmaoooo

>>50167435
only down 3? Do I say yes if it's more than double that??

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>>50167492

>> No.50167533

>>50167500
>/smg/ shills something
>stock goes up
>”I told you guys to buy”
>stock goes down
>”why did you listen to /smg/ you retard”

>> No.50167534

>Oil is also capitulating

>> No.50167535

>>50166614
they're bussin in yo ass.

>> No.50167548

>>50167456
>He took the money and ran

>> No.50167561

>>50167494
Ah I see, no wonder the 10 yr yield went down so much.

>> No.50167585

>>50167523
i'm talking about entities handing out bonds (i.e. companies, governments, and other things that matter), not those owning them.

>> No.50167609

>>50167465
Helping each other how? Discussion about what? Do you want to go over P/E ratios? Lmao. We all know how markets work, this is a place to shitpost and vent. Stop being such a faggot.

>> No.50167614

>>50167494
So if we had a melt up, it would be smart to go into 10-20 treasury bonds during the world collapses?

>> No.50167638

Stock dump the wagie funds while they're on vacation getting raped in Mexico

>> No.50167665

>>50166973
You will never understand market fundamentals.

I curse you to a future of impotent anger and poverty.

t. SQQQ holder since april

>> No.50167703

>>50167442
You have to short at the right time.

We just had a failed rally from the last bounce - momentum fizzled and the sellers are going to dominate now.

SHORT AFTER THE BOUNCE LOSES MOMENTUM, THERE ARE ALWAYS BOUNCES!!!!!

The bounces are due to short sellers cashing out their positions, not legitimate buyers, don't fall for bull traps

>>50167465

Inverse the crying leveraged perma bulls that post here, and you will fucking print.

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50167845

>>50166973
true, TSLA is heavily involved in shady lithium mines set up in the Congo via former Clinton frined Marc Rich nad his band of neo-colonial resource rapists.

>> No.50167900

Is SQQQ 66 too high of a target price

>> No.50167943

>>50167900
get in the new thread
SOXX is going to bounce

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>>50167502
>>50167502
>>50167502

>> No.50167993

>>50166567
>Fidelity is warning me I'm getting 'margin called'
>49% equity the rest is margin apparently
>I didn't realize I've been buying on margin this whole time
>I have bills due
>missed credit card payment first time in 2 years
fuck. I sold the 2 stocks I had that were in the net green everything else is -10 to -70% how do I recover?

>> No.50168060

BUDDY LOOK AT THE PORTFOLIO

>> No.50168538

>>50167352
>>50167370
The USA is protecting the currency. They are afraid of the dollar losing its reserve status in the world and are doing everything they can to conserve it.

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I laughed.