/biz/ - Business & Finance

happy 4th
fuck niggers

STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER BROTHER HH

Enough dreaming about doing it. What is the minimum capital I need and how do I start trading HOGS contracts?
Time for some generational wealth.

Frog.

ded thred
ded gaem

With the incoming melt up, UEC should have a nice short squeeze with 28 percent of the float being shorted.

when siga moon

So like, we're basically going to moon to ATH now that the central banks capitulated and resumed buying treasuries en masse, right?

Up 2.54% today
Satisfactory considering that US markets were closed.

>>50154794
no

Do you bullbros have alzheimers or are just delusional? What do you think will happen before next CPI numbers and FOMC meeting?

>>50154801
>down .18%
It's over.

>>50154664
Please stop using the N word on 4channel. Google adsense is threatening to demonetize us and we will have to cut the janitorial salaries.

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50154794
yes
>>50154832
pump because everyone smart knows powell will pivot to avoid a huge meaningless recession and that's what we're pricing in now. Fed already maxed out its possible response to inflation and they can't even start tapering the balance sheet. Anything bobo says now is meaningless cope.

>https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc

>>50154685
Roll like a roll like a rolling stone
To the feeling of
Hot and cold

It's quite a sight for my sore eyes
And break my heart back into pieces
A city blackout and a sea of white
When all I want is to be alone

>>50154664
I'm drinking Jägermeister on the rocks and eating a pasta salad I made with farfalle, pepperoncini, olives, tomatoes, scallions, zucchini, mozzarella, and feta in a redwine vinegar olive oil dressing. Happy Independence Day fellow American.

poomp or doomp tomorrow?

>>50154859
>pump because everyone smart knows powell will pivot to avoid a huge meaningless recession
Meaningless?

>>50154685
based hulk poster

>>50154876
I think open dump to dab on the Friday last minute buyers they i dunno.

Happy fourth. Yes Profit and fat bank accounts are nice but without freedom to blow your wad however you see fit what the hell good is it?...

>>50154877
It won't solve supply side inflation of basic necessities like food and energy and would just make inflation worse if we have to undertake more massive QE to get things running again.

>>50154863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rlNpWYQunY

>>50154872
Oh yeah I put a shit load of fresh basil in this too. I grew a lot of the ingredients actually.

>>50154863
The irony is peasant in vid related is living better than 90% of """middle""" """class""" fags in modern the Western world

>>50154921
I heard a good joke today you might like here goes:
So there's a catholic priest and a rabbi walking down the street and they see a 12 year old boy. So the priest says, "let's fuck him." To which the rabbi replies, "out of what?"

>>50154908
>It won't solve supply side inflation of basic necessities like food and energy
Sure, but the QE of 2020 was the "solution" for supply chain disruption. So QT should be the "solution" for return to normal supply chains.
>would just make inflation worse if we have to undertake more massive QE to get things running again.
QE is only needed for chronically unprofitable firms. That is just diving headfirst into quicksand.

>>50154935
I love that joke, I've loved that joke since I was 20 years old.

>>50154922
The peasantry being poor is a modern misconception. Many of them owned property, operated their own source of income, and speculated on assets. The term is associated with their trade not necessarily economic status. It would be the equivalent of assuming a modern american farmer is a poor person.

>>50154935
ESL here, explain pls?

>>50154876
Open poomp into a slow doomp, no gains will be kept

>>50154956
I liked that joke since I was 12 years old

>>50154984
Well here in America catholic priests molest young boys, and well the jews are always trying to take people's property.

>>50154944
How is QT going to build new refineries and get oil companies to drill more? How will it get more wheat and corn in the ground, more pigs and cattle to slaughter? If anything, the lack of liquidity and more expensive loans will only make things worse on the supply front.

I wanna know how we suddenly can't refine enough gas when two years ago we were exporting the shit we had so much
Did some shut down?

>>50154985
agree its lookin pretty pumpy

>>50155041
Well I heard the joke in 2008, so there's that. It's almost a classic.

>>50154984
Catholic priests are known for having sexual relations with young boys in their care. Jews are known for their extreme greed and wanton disregard for the concept of a fair deal when engaged in financial transactions with non-Jews. The joke is the priest wants to have anal sex with the 12 year old boy while the rabbi misunderstands the priest's intentions

>>50155066
Lockdowns m8

>>50155084
Wait I thought the priests like to dock penises with kids, and they like the kids because of the smaller penis.

>I basically said, "Cut it out!"
Lmao.

Daily reminder that you are willingly cucking yourself if you invest internationally

>>50154944
QE was nessecary to stop the debt bubble from popping. It was not related to supply chains.

>>50155140
what if you invest in chinese stocks like NIO.
I'm betting against america

>>50155134
I mean just by selling gasoline the gas station is taking on so much liability and risk. This guy expects them to do it for free? Wow... just wow.

>>50155140
>>50155152
YANG gang ww@?

>>50155050
You have it backwards. The 2010s were a decade of a "wealth effect" that extended to completely distorting market dynamics of producers versus unprofitable tech shitcos. The posterchild of which will always be UBER.
The "returns" were greater with tech shitcos because they could always feed their shitty businesses with more ever cheaper debt basically turning large cap investing into glorified venture capital fundraising rounds. Also lead to a lot of consolidation of firms that somehow could defy the odds and buy their slow dying competitors.
ESG investing basically started in lock step with QE. Because these tech shitcos could at least boast of having low E and S impact since they are just data centers in an office somewhere versus an entire mining, drilling, etc. operation. And it is not coincidental that as tech shitcos start imploding there is now a "shift" towards investing in producers.
A recession would be a cleansing fire that purges a lot of built up dead and dying undergrowth including the unbelievably massive malinvestment of the past decade.
The only problems are, of course, that there is shitco "employment" that would be vaporized and would entail reversing the wealth effect. Both ultimately good ideas. But better than outright cowardice of compounding these issues by screaming for QE at the slightest sign of pain.

>>50155159
I'm here in my mom's basement, hbu?

>>50155180
Sitting on 0 shares because I'm bad at investing

>>50155163
You have to flush out the system of shitty and zombie companies that don't produce. You cannot have stable growth without a decline. This recession is a net good thing for the economy.
Obviously, jews and the fed and such are using it as a pretext for more consolidation of power, but that'll always happen

>>50154863
homopox death-toll: 0.0000

Why does the fed continue to lie

>>50155163
Shitcos imploding isn't going to solve supply chain issues and ESG is already dead now that we have to deglobalize and start producing shit here, Blackrock already changed their own rules so they could buy stock in oil companies. A recession would still be meaningless, people lose their jobs (not just tech), can't pay their rents/mortgages/debt payments, have to rely on massive government assistance to eat and stay off the streets (if they can get it) and inflation still will be a problem, which would require another round of QE to get us out of making things worse.

>>50155257
Everything is imploding because the fed is trying to speedrun a rapehike cycle.

>>50155285
I know, they have to scale back on the rape hikes and give everyone room to breathe otherwise they'll cause a worse problem and more inflation.

>>50155285
If they really cared about speedrunning they would've started off with 100 bp hikes.

>>50155317
75 was unthinkable. Now jerome is implying 100. Hes ready to end it.
>>50155314
Yep, fed acted too late and is now trying to make up for lost time

>>50155048
>>50155084
Yeah I get the pedo part but it was the rabbi's that was confusing. But now I guess that "fucking smb out of something" means conning them

>>50155402
Now you get it! Where you from Anon? Do they have Jews where you come from?

>>50155422
Tripfag I'm not your pet I was just unsure about a phrasal verb. Medchad btw. Ofc we have kikes

>>50154985
this is what will happen for the next 4 years

Here's a kind of a silly question. I understand how greeks and options work, but I've seen gamma described as "the change in delta as the underlying price changes".
What I'm confused by is when you apply that change.
>option price is $10, a delta of 0.50, and a gamma of 0.10
>asset price goes up by $1
>is the new price $10.50 (price+delta, then increase delta by gamma) or $10.60? (increase delta by gamma, then increase price by delta)

I know it's easy to conceptualize on paper but when you're mathing it out, there's a certain order of steps to follow and that's what fucks me up for some reason
t. programmer

god i love the stockmarket

Where can I buy credit default swaps on /smg/ leveraged etf bagholder margin balance?

>>50155255
It’s literally just the collapse of the system. They are so fucking comfortable with lying that they have drank the koolaid they sell themselves.

Dayum.
https://old.reddit.com/r/CrimeInChicago/comments/vrcvc8/highland_park_shooting_capture_on_fb_live/

>>50155537
Sorry you need an ISDA for that buddy. If we all pool our money together we might be 1/100 of the way there

>>50155513
>t. programmer
more like t. failed calculus lol lmao

>>50155548
>they hung around blacks
>they relaxed

>>50155566
Yeah, I'm 32 and didn't do very well at calculus in highschool. I've been trying to relearn it a bit better so I can appreciate how prices change over time. I can't even tell you why differential and integral calculus are opposites of each other

>>50155548
>Shooting in Chicago
Wtf really?

>>50155257
>Shitcos imploding isn't going to solve supply chain issues and ESG is already dead now that we have to deglobalize and start producing shit here, Blackrock already changed their own rules so they could buy stock in oil companies.
That is a start but both in the US and EU there are still "green energy maxis" that continue to think that they can just ignore physics to achieve their meme dreams. That includes the politicians. They must be made to capitulate to reality or itll be much worse in the future. Germany is already having to kneel to Russia solely because of its own willfull stupidity.
> A recession would still be meaningless, people lose their jobs (not just tech), can't pay their rents/mortgages/debt payments
Rent and mortgages would go down. Wage stagnation would translate to more at home purchasing power. And if you would have to declare bankruptcy if rates rise to even historic norms than you weren't in a good spot to begin with.
>inflation still will be a problem, which would require another round of QE to get us out of making things worse.
Again, I don't follow the logic of this. I think what you are basically implying is that QE is the solution to QE. And that anything else is pain and should be avoided. Which is precisely the way of thinking that needs to be obliterated from orbit by the Fed if they aren't cowards.

>>50155646
>>50155548
I showed the Chiraq chart posted in last thread to a friend and he told me about it first lmao

>>50155513
The Greeks measure at the money, and gamma is a second order measurement. In your example, the price would be $10.50, and the delta would be 0.6 and the gamma would

>>50155626
>I can't even tell you why differential and integral calculus are opposites of each other
Accumulation of rate of change is change and rate of change of accumulation is change.

>>50155673
*the gamma would change based on how IV changes

Sup fellow MuricaBros. How was your 4th?
Just got back from the lake.

>>50155564
That's cool. I'll just call my boy up in Boulder CO. He used to be a wheel at Deutsche Bank so he can make the ISDA happen

>>50155709
I’m sure Citibank or JPM would give you one with them for about tree fiddy and an under the counter blow job

>>50155646
Highland Park is where all the rich Jews live. It's barely Chicago.

>>50155666
Lol nice one Satan

>>50155480
>implying the entire Mediterranean region is equal.
Sorry you're not proud of being Croatian and all.

>>50155673
>>50155692
>Greeks measure at the money
I didn't know that. I thought it was just the price of a contract for any particular strike. Though I guess that they account for the ext value of an option, eg a $5.00 strike call against a $12 underlying would have $5 intrinsic value, plus $7 worth of greeks.

What I'm mostly doing is trying to figure out how to construct a given position, in this case, delta-gamma hedging and seeing if it's viable to be short theta and/or vega. The tricky part is that gamma changes over time and needs rebalancing.
If everything is mean reverting, what is the mean value for IV? Is that the (realized) HV? Seldom does volatility decrease below that, I would expect any instance of IV>HV to be always decreasing vega

>>50155706
i gunned down some villager losers at a parade in minecraft

>>50155772
MODS

>>50155706
Which lake desu?

Oil bros they tried to bury us... but they didn't know we were oil.

>>50155548
That reddit thread was about 80% bots posting about banning AR's and/or 30 round mags.

>>50155793
A local county lake. Only caught small shit.

someday this will be worth millions and on that day, a loaf of bread will cost $30 and so I really won't be rich at all.

>>50155548
what was his race?
Please be white, please be white, please be white

>>50155843
So far white male 18-20 with long black hair.

>>50155854
Ah shit. Should have had blond hair. It's over

>>50154769
2 weeks

>>50155843
Suspect is a Russian male from the caucuses displaced by putin in 2008. He's between the ages of 18 and 20.

>>50155854
>18-20
They picked that age range because they want heavier gun control for under 21.

>>50155889
could be chechen, that's even worse

>>50155854
>White male
>Long black hair
>Shooting up a July 4th parade
>Liberal area
Hmm...

>>50155890
I want to restrict their voting rights too.

>>50155899
>Long black hair
That's what stuck out to me.

>>50155890
>>50155911
Financially speaking, are gun restrictions typically bearish for manufacturers?

im so fucking gay and alone

>>50155890
Smart thinking

>>50155929
You'll find that one of those things causes the other.

>>50155911
Based

>>50155927
Bullish because people buy more guns when they hear about gun control.

>>50155927
Gun restrictions don't happen, but more people end up buying guns on the fear of scarcity. From my experience it's always been bullish for manufacturers. They end up surprising earnings like every time.

>>50155929
Stop being gay. Problem solved

COAL chads where are we at? Oilniggers can seethe coal powered EV is the future and coal is the energy choice of kings. Dump your blackpiss liquid for big black rocks.

You never see females committing mass shootings. We should ban males. Males are a threat to society. That's why we need to put more plastic in the drinking water to decrease their testosterone and pacify them. Also make sure they're emasculated and never allowed to have sex.

>>50155911
Married men with children who own property should be the only voters.

>>50155970
>>50155967
Fantastic, going to look at option flow on Tuesday

>>50155989
I paid the toll buying arch coal... I blame Obama and George Soros. Can't bring myself to trade it anymore.

>>50155993
>this shit didn't happen until there was so much chemicals in our water
hmmm

>>50156007
You won't be the only one... it'll be crowded as fuck.

>>50155993
>okay amber heard

>>50156020
It's the angry white males' fault. They're just acting out because it's 2022 and they're not allowed to be sexist and racist anymore.

>>50155993
The females in America are fat and their muscles have atrophied. They probably couldn't even lift a rifle.

>>50156000
I could be married own a car have 2 kids and still be 20 years old.

>>50156000
>children who own property
Commas matter fren

>>50156060
I, like you, like me.

>>50156058
I think anon meant real estate property. Any nigger can own a car.

>>50156060
Fuck off grammar nazi. We don't like nazis around here, we're pro jew.

>>50156081
Yeah but they don't pay the insurance or registration.

For your information /smg/

REAL is a buy. Purchase REAL shares on the stockmarket tomorrow

>>50155993
Some foid shot up Youtube HQ but no one remembers it because they couldn't use it to talk about gun control

yfw October 6, 2008 was just a dress rehearsal for what's to come

>>50156106
Poor Nasim. If only I was her bf, I could have calmed her down and there would have been no shooting. I would have made a streaming site just for her and her weird and amazing videos.

>>50156129
What's that cat thinking about?

>>50156036
But that's a good thing. They'll do the research, set the prices, and I'll write one that'll expire OTM

>>50156083
I’m a Punctuation Nazi. Grammar Nazis are at the camp down the road.

>>50155066
Yall are so misinformed and ignorant you really should just quit or at the very least stop spouting your ignorant opinions and taking up space on the board.

Most of you are just noise.

>>50156106
Why didn’t we save her?

Why is RLKB a bad play?

>>50156171
Now you sound like a diversity nazi.

Is this cope?

>>50156182
And what is so different about your one post in this thread?

>>50156209
Yes, it's obviously cope. But I don't blame them, I'm down bad too.

>>50155066
Yes, many of the fracking companies defaulted and had their assets taken by the banks, who were considering what to do with them. I haven’t heard much about it after that, not really sure where all the land and equipment ended up at.

>>50156207
We hate all minorities equally.

>>50156209
The biggest falls in stocks have the biggest returns, I think one of the best days in recent memory was in 2008

>>50156209
Take the data and truncate it to mid term years only, and only post nixon.

>>50156206
Whoops RKLB.
It seems like it should be valued higher to me. But I am not a space man.

>>50156209
The line goes up and down

After it goes up for a while, it goes down
After it goes down for a while, it goes up

That is how the market works. So it's not merely hopium it does have some merit

>>50156231
That's not true either. We hate niggers more than any other minority.

>>50156231
Actually I just dislike humans in general.

Oil brothers...
>Oil at $380: Putin Retaliates or Risks Destabilization- Analysis
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2022-07-04/oil-380-putin-retaliates-or-risks-destabilization-analysis
>Oil Price Could Hit "Stratospheric" $380 If Russia Retaliates To G7 Oil Price Cap: JPMorgan
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/oil-price-could-hit-stratospheric-380-if-russia-retaliates-g7-oil-price-cap

>>50156227
I would guess that the equipment was either leased or kept in a separate holding company.

>>50156275
Lmao, there's another 100% up here folks like and subscribe. Since when has Bear porn Inc been accurate on any market predictions?

CAUSE I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED
AND GAVE THAT RIGHT TO MEEEEEE

>>50156275
Are you telling me Venezuela is so loyal to Russia and China they won't sell cheaper and move it faster?

>>50156299
>AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

>>50156299
>>50156320
I am free, and I -WILL- put my balls under the soda dispensers at mcdonalds!

FSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH refreshing

>>50156275
If only we could buy oil from our Canadian frens

https://youtu.be/ZEm64NHmBU0

>>50156299
SO I GLADY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU
AND DEFEND HER STULL TODAY
CAUSE THEIR AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND

i just saw top gun maw, currently box office #1 for 22 for 1,2 billion usd and 150m production
budget so massive success financially. it's decently good movie. well directted action scenes and visually quite good but short no plot really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_2i3_zoQ4

So,it's going to be a red week right?

>>50155807

what the fuck is banning 30 round mags gonna accomplish anyway

as if a shooter couldnt bring 3 x 10 round mags and operate the exact same situation. hes shooting at innocent unsuspecting people not the national guard

>>50156384
>>>/tv/

when will the biden administration finally crack and quit the green meme bullshit and actually change their energy policy on our access to oil? i mean, don't they basically have to at some point or things will just get worse and worse until people riot because they literally can't even afford to go to work and the economy completely collapses? like, they HAVE to, right? i know people are gonna joke about this but im serious, like, surely the plan can't just be to let gas prices continue to spiral out of control indefinitely, there's only so much the average person can take. you can maybe get away with that shit when times are good, but not when the world is headed towards catastrophe like it is now.

WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50156405
Ignore the larger problem and give an illusion that something was attempted and create more outrage and partisan division.

>>50156405
Look it's not about results. This is about emotion and taking campaign donations from people under duress.

>>50156410
I have no idea what they're thinking, lefties always seethe over muh big oil but they couldn't even get Keystone implemented properly, lost their footing in most of the EU, and now this green energy shit that's coming out of nowhere. There's no way the oil companies are just letting this shit happen, they have to be in on it too.
I'm guessing there’s just more money to be made in building shitty solar panels and wind turbines.

>futures

>futures

>>50156410

Yes they have to turn things around at some point because you can't print energy.
But at the moment they're doing SPR releases while trying to blame oil companies and Putin for the high prices, but it's not going to work.
Everyone with any brain activity knows that we're globally in this shit because of emotion driven green politics which led to no one investing into real energy infrastructure and people are calling the politicians out for their bullshit.

Now it's just a game of how long they can push this before things reach a breaking point.
Beautiful thing about this is that even if they did a total 180 on their laws and scrapped green energy politics, it would still take at least few years to get the energy commodity extraction going along with building the infrastructure.
And that's if there's even enough material to build that shit due to supply shortages. I recall hearing there was a pipe shortage in Canada a while ago.
My guess is that the best thing they can do is to try and crank the other energy forms to an overdrive to try and reduce oil usage, but I'm not sure if that's even possible.
I also expect them to start pushing really hard for nuclear, because it's the only form of green energy that's not flat out shit. They have to do that if they want to keep any form of green politics alive in the near future.

>>50156410
>>50156493
They hate you. They want to do bad things under the guise of 'helping the world' or whatever.

Wind turbines absolutely devastate bird populations.
Solar panels litter the Earth with toxic metal compounds that can't biodegrade.
And then, of course, you're Joe Schmoe paying $8/gal

>>50155066

when is apple gonna finally crash?

>>50156568
Say what you want but that man in the yellow shoes is 100% fly af

>>50156410
Wait 'til you read about Peak Oil. Eventually our way of life has to end if we don't find an alternative energy source before it's too late.

>>50156568
this is terrifying

>>50156568
how is this real

>>50156440
>>50156474
i am increasingly convinced that baggie is a bot

>>50156568
>that vendor walking by and thinking "Holy Shit it's real!"

>futures

>>50156564
Good thing oil has been demonized for decades so nobody wants to risk the capital required to build a new refinery

>>50156591
nuclear

guys haha what if we all did a little line dancing together to start our mornings here in /smg/ haha i think that would be fun

>>50156597
Listen to me. I am a vendor for a major red Soda Pop company. It is real. It is real and it is horrifying and also hilarious to behold. All the vendors make fun of them. We all hate Walmart by the way and Walmart hates us because they have no control over us besides passive aggressive shit.

>>50156568
The wagie dances or the wagie gets put in wagie jail.

>>50154859
They've reduced the sheet $51b since late May, exactly in line with the stated rate of roughly -$47.5b/m for the first 3 months of QT, cope harder mumu

>>50156591
Wait until you read Population Bomb. It was written 50 years ago and makes it clear we're all going to die if population growth is allowed to continue on its then trajectory for the next 20 years.
>it did
>we're still here

>>50156653
>Muh overpopulation
Cringe

>>50156650
wrong, fuck off bobo

what was the website we can use to calculate stock market profit/losses on shorts/longs?

its on the tip of my tongue and google isnt being helpful. i remember the website being red

>>50156673
transgender cassandra is angry cause he is short bonds usually

>>50156653
Turns out the free market fixed it because the hellish nightmare of wage slaving in late-stage capitalism makes it unaffordable/unfeasible for people to have children.

CAM ON FUTURES COMPUTER
SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS

>>50156648
can customers pay the $5 to "jail" wagies?

>>50156706
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>futures pumping
it's over bobo

>>50156518
Just like every week. I don't even care about this kind of cock teasing anymore. Crash it all, I don't give a fuck.

>>50154639
>three threads on the Catalog page
Yeah I'm thinking we're back.

>>50156568
C'mon now, wagie. You do want that pizza party, right?

>>50156711
No it was always a meme, population booms after industrialization is mostly because people's kids managed to all survive into adulthood. There was an over correction in the form of feminism which became global and women decided that beating kids wasn't their priority anymore. Everyone from rich people who didn't want to pay for maternity leave, to Mao who wanted population control all used Feminism to get what they wanted.
We're gonna have a shortage of young people by the end of this century

>>50156774
*bearing kids, not beating kids
Lol

Why the fuck are futas pumping?

Who has 8 open /NQ contracts?
>me
Who is making massive bank on his 8 open /NQ contracts?
>me
Yay me!!!

>Police identify Robert E. Crimo III as ‘person of interest’ in parade shooting that killed 6 in Chicago suburb
>Local police said earlier Monday they are working with state and federal law enforcement officials to track down the suspect, whom they described at a press conference as white male with a small build and “longer,” black hair.
>small build
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/04/five-killed-after-gunfire-erupts-at-july-4-parade-in-chicago-suburb-of-highland-park.html
Are angry white manlets a threat to society?

>>50156772
Celebrating lack of accidents isn't bad. You have to be a literal nigger to think working in a shithole full of deadly accidents is a good environment.

>>50156774
AI and chips are more useful than 90% of people. It's gonna be long to enhanced intelligence humans and AI. Normies and people won't be needed

>futures opened green
Give it a few hours,mumu

How do I short the entirety of Argentina?

>>50156648
We live in a dystopia

>>50156772
>>50156824
I was just thinking--that's a pretty good system. If you're stuck in a wage cage job, with benefits, at least you get pizza parties too. Or a cookout. I'll go to a cookout with lame coworkers. At least one or two of them will be cool if you work in a big Wal Mart. I hate those dance videos they make, but they kinda know what they're doing...

>>50156823
>Are angry white manlets a threat to society?
They're only a threat to themselves

>>50156824
On the one hand yes, on the other hand if you personally have 120 accident-free days but retarded Gustavo can't stop fucking up and causing problems, well, then... the end result is that programs like this are overall more demoralizing because you can't be rewarded for your good efforts because powers outside of your control ruin it for you.

>>50156853
Why, what would a Walmart worker life be like 200 years ago? Dying in a field somewhere at age 25. Walmart is a cakewalk compared to old labor

>>50156823
>>50156864
>Are angry white manlets a threat to society?
Only if they have neck tattoos and clearly work for Antifa. I can't wait for the stratification to begin

>>50156851
Short their bonds I guess. I hear they failed to pay before

>>50156648
laughed for a minute straight at this post

>>50154639
AND THEN YOU WOKE UP

Whats in his portfolio?

>>50156312
Venezuelan oil is irrelevant

>>50156648
>Didn't use company logo with sufficient whitespace in the header
>Didn't use approved Pantone® blue and yellow colors as per the official Wal-Mart® style guide
>Didn't get store manager "approved for posting" stamp in the corner
Shaking my head desu

>>50154639
Someone shop in cock bulges lmaooooo

>he hasn't taken the MCD pill

>>50156885
You're crazy. Good, glad we could set that up for you. Your next Teladoc appointment is at 12pm.

>>50156826
Technology could prop up aging populations but we're talking the next 20-40 years. Boomers are an enormous cohort comapared to their younger counter parts, especially in East Asia.

>>50156917
I don't support Israeli companies lmaooooooooooo

>inflation peaked (jewish numbers)
>talks of QE
>biden forbids inflation
uh mumus im thinkin were back

>>50156523
how do i survive this shit? that's all im trying to do, really, if it's even possible. my family is pretty well off financially (like probably around 400k/year between the 4 of us working) but im mostly unsure of wtf to do while i wait out the storm. looking into how to get a stash of survival food right now for example, like pemmican or vegetables i can put in a freezer in my basement that should last a year or two at least. still looking into it.

>>50156653
>BRO MALTHUSIAN SCENARIO JUST AROUND THE CORNER
People have been saying this shit for ages. No joke Hitler based his entire lebensraum plan on the idea that soon world production of food would peak and Germany wouldn't be able to feed itself. Turned out he was wrong about that.

>>50156899
I fucking told you he was Antifa. If this picture is real, the optics will be damning. I expected more of a market reaction honestly but all I see is oil climbing and more war on the near and distance horizon.

>>50156815
Post your lifetime losses

SOXL holders how we feeling

>>50156985
I don't feel anymore

>>50156772
>If you do your job like you're supposed to, we'll give you food

Nothing is sadder than how hourly workers need this kind of carrot

>>50156926
Then I hope you haven't invested in the AMERICAN (israeli) stock market.

>>50156653
>overpopoulation
>while we're on the verge of demographic collapse worldwide

really? guess i gotta post the playlist again:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTbILK0fxDY&list=PLR5tswn4SFyUOm3QusvlFGbPCCAN_uXnK&index=1

this talks about China where it's insanely bad but it's still not great for the rest of the world, even the US isn't having enough babies.

>>50156980
why you gotta be like that bro :(

>>50156995
Kek
>He bought SOXL
Lmaooooo

>>50156922
Odds of AI systems replacing 50% of current work within 20 years is probably at least 80%

>>50156922
There are only 69 million boomers in the USA, there are 76-84 million Millennials. The boomercaust only affects the Chinese and Koreans because there's 2+ boomers for every 1~ non-boomer, due to 1 child policy and the fact South Korea has 5 times the people as Sweden but only 2 times the births.

>>50157005
I'm short on banks and long on china

Im only down about 5% from my peak

>>50156943
Technological advancement that enabled the population to keep growing after 1933 doesn't mean we should fill the world with 8 billion Nigerians though.

My puts... Can futures stop pumping, please?

>>50156980
I had a dream about my dead best friend again last night. Some losses aren't monetary, some losses are different.

>>50156995
I think that too sometimes, but I cried in my dream last night.>>50157051
I dunno, it's okay.

>>50156985
I bought 150k worth of shares on Friday. Feeling pretty good about it. Can't wait to flip into SOXS at the top of the rally

>>50157049
they never stop :(

>>50157031
AI replacing jobs is probably overstated, it goes against every trend of industrialization in history. Saying it'll be different now isn't a good enough reason, I think more than anything people will be working but not being paid enough for whatever new jobs come to fruition. That's really it.
>>50157034
That is true, the US has pretty good demographics all things considered but not ideal. Boomers retiring and dying off here will just fuck our pension and health care systems compared to say Italy where their population will literally be half of what it is now by 2100.

>>50156673
>>50156707
Wait do the Fed isn’t running off their balance sheet?

>>50157049
>my puts
Did you buy on friday you retard?

>>50157080
The problem with the USA isn't that boomers outnumber the young but that the boomers put in place policies which will (and are) bankrupting the the next several generations so that their pensions stay well funded. It's a different deal and I imagine in 15 years when we reform pensions so that old people are on a fixed fucking income like their grandparents instead of buying another sports car so they can have an "end of life crisis" there will be mass kvetching about ungrateful kids/grandkids/great-grandkids.

>>50157105
Yes, the bobo cope was some nonsense about how it takes a month to settle

>>50157051
You are retarded but I feel this. Take me back to 9th grade, when life was cheap in a good way and 'being rich' was just a far off dream for adultworld instead of me shitposting on the internet about how I will perfectly slurp the bottom of the recession with my calls and make a cool 8 figures.

>>50156673
>during June
They started in late May, probably an artifact bond expiration dates:
$8,965,487m --> $8,913,553m
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL
Cry moar mumu

>Buttcoin at 20k
That's definitely bearish

>>50156673
Last week or so /biz/ was calling me a retard for pointing this out in a separate thread.
>retard! last time they announced QT it only showed up in the balance sheet 6 months later
>retard! it has only just begun this month
meanwhile maturity dates and amounts are available for everybody to see
>retard! it literally takes time to process this information and plot it on a chart

things like that...

picrealted

>inb4 they're doing QT you're just too retarded to see it on picrealted

>>50157136
Wow. They aren’t even lying under the excuse of incompetence.

>>50157080
Because we unlocked new physical energy w industrialization but needed human minds to work it.

Then digital revolution you needed human minds to code all the system

AI revolution needs what exactly from a normal human? The aspects humans used to have preeminence will be gone

>>50157105
Because the fed is 95% all talk, they want the markets to do all the work and so far its working.

>>50157160
faggots like you never checked the sums and dates for the maturities
probably don't even know how to access that information

>>50157193
bullish for semiconductors

Nasdaq bros

>>50157217
>n-nooooo that doesn't count because it happened a week early! because they started QT a week early it REALLY means they're never do QT!!1

>>50157136
LOL

As if there aren’t securities expiring every week. Anyone who thought they wouldn’t try to eat their cake and have it too hasn’t been paying attention for the last 14 years.

>>50156774
>feminism which became global and women decided that bearing kids wasn't their priority anymore

they didn't "decide". the "pill" was invented in 1950. for the rest of human history before that they didn't have a choice when it came to pregnancy, but that's what allowed humanity to keep existing, so idk. to some degree i don't blame them, as a guy pregnancy looks fucking horrificly painful. but we're also gonna deal with demographic collapse so idk, i wish the world governments weren't so shitty and actually encouraged making families instead of the literal opposite with welfare and single mother households and whatnot.

but basically the birth control pill is what started the downfall in this regard.

>>50157160
bonds always mature and causes temporary dips retard.
>>50157195
Some tripfag called me retarded and took his trip back off for posting the balance sheet showing they bought more MBS's and bonds. Bobos got too euphoric and are just being insanely wrong now.

It's over.

Can literally anybody fucking explain why futas pump in the chink hours like fucking crazy, then euro markets open and they dump?

Are chinks just fucking stupid?

>>50157265
What exactly is "it"?

>>50157273
>euROPE
it's in the name

>>50157265
It truly is.

>>50157281
Clu has taken over The Grid.

>>50157284
But the ones that should be roping are the chinks. After all, they're buying the bags that euros dump.

>>50157256
retarded take.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20220504b.htm

>>50157273
Burton G. Malkiel
A Random Walk Down Wall Street: The Time-Tested Strategy for Successful Investing

Please stop the insane questions

Been buying TQQQ and bitfarms lately.. what the fuck else do I buy? UPRO?

looks like bears are gonna commit mass suicide monday open.

>>50157265
Lol what software is this?

Are the timelines shifting again? If so is it bullish or bearish?
https://twitter.com/b74776838/status/1526581999929991170
https://old.reddit.com/r/robert_crimo_project/comments/urotgh/robert_crimo_doesnt_exist/

>>50156250
They are competing against SpaceX. Yeah, yeah, they'll share some copium about smallsats but at the end of the day, they're nothing special. And Starship will heem anything that's not a governmental space program or billionaire vanity project.

futures RIP UP
I NEED MY SCHIZO MELT UP
+5000% BY EOW

What pattern is this called?

>>50156209
Yes. In 2008 second half was even worse and in total it went down 50%

I miss being a teen. Only things I had to do was chores and homework. Fuck.. You've no idea how good you had it till one day your an adult and all the little mundane shit you have to put up with/do sucks all your time away.

Hope you're all ready for the melt-up tomorrow. Close your shorts tomorrow, some of you are alright.

>>50157400
Yea I feel that. Teenage me was rawdogging his gf after school every single day. At least adult me has a lot more money than teen me.

>>50157386
That there's the Louisiana Steamroller.

>>50157404
Dumb idiot,it's gonna open flat

>>50157124
Friday is usually the best day to buy.

>more explosion in russian territory
>futures moon

people dying and businesses being destroyed is GOOD for the market

>>50157404
If we go up im gonna open new shorts

>>50157423
But it won't end flat

>>50157265
thanks, added to my collection

>>50157400
>>50157416
This desu. My lifetime happiness peaked at like 17 in 2007. It was all down hill from there.

>>50157386
fake and gay pattern

>>50157335
Why would you be long?
We have 10-15% more to fall

>>50157386
The pattern where I >>50156815 dab on goys during Jews only futures trading hours

can lukashenko open up the 2nd front already?

>>50157386
It's called the hike PSYCHE

>>50157386
usd/jpy

>>50157442
What does having a woman on top of you feel like?

I'm buying 500 DRV tomorrow because I think real-estate is finally going to shit the bed this month. Tell me why I'm wrong. Plan is to sell on the 18th prior to the #'s being relased.

>>50157487
Like you've come home to a place that you know has always been there but you've never experienced

>>50157487
Comforting.

>>50157487
Salty milk and coins.

>>50157495
It's up 45% 3 months holy fuck

>>50157487
Have you ever walked into a cat cafe and been immediately surrounded by like 20 cats all purring and wanting you to pet them? It's like that but sexual.

>>50157487
In all seriousness I recommend the heaviest weighted blanket you can buy. The feeling of pressure is comforting to humans because it feels like being hugged. They recommend it to autistic children to calm them down. Even dogs and cats kind of "hug" you by pressing their bodies up against you because the pressure is comforting.

>>50157540
Alternatively just go to India.

>>50157265
>It's over.

>>50157442
>She committed sudoku
Damn what a loss.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hana_Kimura

>American market sleeps
>Global market comfily edges up like a battered housewife once her husband blacks out

You all know what happens next.

>>50157591
>She was bullied as a child because of her mixed ethnic heritage.[38][39]
I could've saved her.

>>50157599
The rest of the world is not a battered house wife.

>>50157316
>it doesn't count because it started a week early
Literally unironically your cope. Has the balance sheet been reduced? Has it been in line, both in size and speed, has was stated? Cope then rope dumb fucking permabull

>>50157599
ITS RATE HIKE TIME
>no America, no!

>>50157599
Rent free,faggot

>>50155254
There are 2 confirmed deaths. One in Brazil and one in Europe.

>>50157611
I guess it's called something else when they actually like it and come back for more. Like those two russians beating the shit out of each other in the elevator then coming back to clean up the mess

Any good stocks to wheel that are under $20 a share? Maybe TQQQ?

>>50157657
SSAB

>>50157657
>selling puts on a leveraged etf
>while it's still tanking
you're going to get rekt

>>50157707
>he doesn't know about the melt up

Seriously though... can someone explain why stock futures (which opened bout 26 hours ago), did nothing for 19 of those hours except mildly dump and then crab, paused for five hours, reopened, then suddenly pumped insanely for an hour?

I came here looking for the news or whatever that triggered this pump, but there was no trigger. Markets are dumb.

>>50157657
If it just has to be a 3x long equity ETF then I'd suggest DFEN since it's holding up so much better in this downturn. If you had more money UTSL or XLU would be even better since utilities do the best in a recession

>>50157723
>he bout?
>he zold?

>>50157723
there were more explosions reported in russian territory
dont you know? ww3 is the next bull run, where everyone gets nuked and burns to the ground. most bullish thing ever

>>50157599
>>50157607
I know these posts are about different topics, but I'm changing the post numbers because it's funnier that way

>>50157738
Baking

Baking.

>>50157657
YPF, CRESY, or DO?

>>50157723
Totally Organic Market Activity, now stop asking questions goy

waiting to eat some cookies

>>50157723
If the pump seems like bullshit, it probably is.

>>>50157847
>>50157847
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>>50157723
American futures traders are back at their computers from the weekend

>>50157487
>tfw mom used to get drunk and grind on me
shit is cash bro

>>50156826
Correction, the plebeians will be the ones existing in the AI controlled stimulus boxes, those of us who actually enjoy living will live in our natural paradise

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>>50157847
>>50157847
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