/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50142000
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,329.743B (ATH), 108P = 21.572B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,167.085B, 99P = 21.890B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kennoid has zero (0) yil.

Why is it green brethren of the bag?

>>50142000
>>50142033
witnessed and baker has not fallen to sin blessed day

https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/5Vii2mMb

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

It's never happening, is it?

>>50142080
Just two (2) more weeks Bro!

>50142080
You losing your virginity in any way other than anal rape in a back alley? No, of course not. GME will moon though.

>>50142080
It's always been happenings actually.

>>50142000
Big bakie check!

>>50142056
WAGMI!

Holy fucking shit niggers, im so bored (not gme related, gme is always fun) ive recently added some random exercising to my daily routine, which drug would you inject intravenously post moass if you had to
Also depopulation agendas are weird, portugal lol the nwo is gay and fagpilled
Also im drunk

>>50142000
when are you guys gonna admit the squeezle squozzle is never gonna happen
i see lots of people admitting this already, by focusing entirely on the quality of gamestop as a company...
that's not the short squeeze.
so fuck off. admit you were wrong and are now coping to an extreme degree

>50142242
never kek

>>50142242
Yo bro do you dare me to impregnate my wife right now?

kek baggies
ngmi holding bags of bagstop bagholder bitches you are the gmebaggies

>>50142303
Alright nigga fuck you ima go knock that slit uo rn

>>50142293
i dare you to cope
oh look, it's already happening

BLESS THE BAKER.
>FUCK LOOPIES
>FUCK AMC-ERS
>FUCK BBBY-ERS

>>50142314
I am going to unload dumptrunks inside of her and theres nothing you csn do to stop me

>>50142172
they are relying on that. Find a distraction, even if its one that you felt was stupid before. I've found one of the tools to fight this modern war is to forcefully reprogram your brain which has been conditioned by people external to you. It may be a distraction you hate, but it will be one that YOU chose. Fire up that stupid game, that annoying tv show, that dumb anime, get a hamster or something.

I'm going to blow snot all over the screen because they don't expect it then spend the next hour cleaning it.

>>50142242
Never. These threads will haunt /biz/ until the end of time, and no amount of coping and seething will ever change that indisputable fact.
But wait there’s more
After the MOASS I will make it my personal mission in life to ensure there is always a GME quadrillionaire general, where holders will gloat over this board for as long as (You) still live, which granted, won’t be very long, as you’ll probably rope within the span of 2 weeks.
This is your destiny. This is your purpose in life. To be an eternal cope slave to your /GME/ masters
Now kneel.

>TFW gonna DRS my shares from my TFSA because I have zero faith in the Canadian banking system.
Anyone going to stop me?

Hey frens, my parents visited me this weekend and we had a great time. We went to Gettysburg and Antietam, pretty sobering to be honest. Sorry I've been away, don't worry I'll be back to shitpost here. I suggest everyone call their moms and catch up. I can't wait to pay off their mortgage and let them relax for once. Don't worry, we are gona make it. It's gonna be sweet. I'm drunk too

>>50142407
>there is always a GME quadrillionaire general
So you know the thing where the elites code their future plans in messages hidden in plain sight or whatever satanic bullshit cope they have? I like to think we’ll do something similar, except that it’s more kek worthy and on that general. A typical message would be
>so I just got admin console access to the NOAA weather satellites. Dubs decide the disaster, trips or higher decide the location
And having the responses filled with nothing but “F5 tornadoes, Tel-Aviv”

>>50142504
>not voting for Hurricane Keeps Looping Around the Gulf of Mexico for Six Months

>>50142528
Fuck that’s a good one. The key would be to make sure it’s not too predictable, and only change its direction a day after the mandatory evacuation order is given. Also it ends up hitting Mississippi again anyways just because it can

>BTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhhHhahahahahahahaAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAAGGAGAGGHAHAHAHHH

KEK

CRYPTO

BAGGIES

>>50142000
checked
>>50139833
>that pic made my mouth water.
>luckily i hold amc so i get some free popcorn at the movie theater.
checkt, kekt, & rekt because no refunds™ (google it)

>>50142683
the final sacrifice

>>50142683
>>50142715

not as steep as I would like for it to be. Still, in the spirit of the thread, jej

>>50142861
it will die soon enough

>>50142709
>no refunds
?
NTA but still up 200% on my initial investment lMAYO

ʷʰᵉn ˢᵖˡiᵗ ᵈiᵛᵛʸ

>>50142942
In two (2) days

I wonder how many would have voted to pass all the boards recommendations if they knew the board would then delay the splivvy or even possibly not issue one?

>>50142980
2ᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ

How many short shares of GME exist right now, do we have any good estimates? I really don't want to crash the whole thing bros, except for crypto. Fuck them.

>>50142080
I’m holding as long as I have to for all the years I was conditioned to believe the stock market was only for wealthy people. Now that I’m in I’ve planted a seed of financial freedom in my life I’ve not seen before. GME TO THE MOON

>>50143044
Somewhere between 200 million share and 800 million would be my guess. Also everything is crashing no matter how bad it makes you feel.

>>50142293
kek

Post MOASS I'm going to do everything I can to harm Gamestop as a company just to try to fuck Ryan as much as he's been fucking us by making us wait for so long with no solid info about what the fuck is happening.

>>50142993
To be fair they never gave a hard date on the divvy BUT they also didn't promise it would be soon or before a dilution. Extremely greasy to announce a split before the vote making us assume a dilution would be the result of a massive split. If they give a significant offering before any dividend it might legitimately never happen and we'll know at that point Cohen is explicitly being told to crush the MOASS.

Retards need to start registering more and faster before we get fucked.

i haven't seen the fud about what will happen after moass in a while (money becoming worthless, gme holders being persecuted etc) but maybe this would be relevant for those who are concerned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj863oFxK7c

>>50143225
kek cohen will never do that

>>50143044
Pretty sure the suspicious Brazilian options from last year were about 180 million shares total on a then free float of around 30 million.

>>50143233
checked and i thought we were already being persecuted by the elite who got us here

>>50143225
The announcement was worded to heavily imply there would be a split as soon as it was approved by vote of shareholders. I'm sitting on plenty of shares myself, and I'm still pretty pissed off that the vote happened and the split didn't happen like it was implied. Hopefully something happens sooner rather than later because it's obviously too late to get out and put the money in something else.
>hurr entitled faggot shuddup
Fair enough, but the constant radio silence and "thanks for trusting us we really love you guys just keep trusting us and things will possibly probably happen wink wink" schtick is wearing thin.

Pretty calm in here tonight.

>>50143342
a strange calm

>>50143365
kinda nice, maybe even comfy

>>50142172
portuguese here, shit's fucked yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoWKTqGtY0M

This guy is good frens, good to spoon fed someone

>>50143400
yeah it feels comfy, which is rare here indeed, shills always shit and stink all good things with curry.

>>50143405
why?

>>50143342
only comfy frens and holders in here tonight, a nice break

>>50143437
give me the rundown, I'm not giving some youtube faggot views

>>50143474
its okay anon


Richard Newton

We all have our blind spots! In this video I take a look at Martin Shkreli's GameStop analysis and add my thoughts. Let me know what you think!

E061 REVIEW INCEPTION: Reviewing Martin Shkreli's GameStop Review. We all have our blind spots!

he is saying in a very polite way that shkreli doesn't know shit for real about gamestop, he is a math professor that really thinks is an infinity squeeze but he base all his analysis in fundamentals and data.

>>50143463
Street shitters were pretty bad at the end of the last thread/beginning of this one but the board as a whole is slow as fuck tonight. I guess everyone is having fun on the weekend for the 4th even though it's tomorrow since everything's so shit they all probably have to work on what should be a federal holiday. Cringe mines have some interesting material being posted, namely tracking the planes of Bezos/Griffin/Paul Tudor Jones to a remote part of Africa to seemingly meet together - PTJ got rich shorting the piss out of the market before it crashed back in '87, so maybe shit will actually be kicking off sometime soon hopefully.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vqp46x/update_easter_egg_for_the_superstonk_sleuths_jets/

>>50143539
not only the last thread but pretty much every thread for the past few weeks. nonstop sliding and spamming of the thread, i rarely even post during market hours anymore i just watch the chaos unfold
>>50142000
checked, almost forgot

>>50143539
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vqp46x/update_easter_egg_for_the_superstonk_sleuths_jets/
any Tanzanian anons? release ze drones.

Happy Megumin Day!

>>50142000
doo da do lil do doo da doo

doo da do lil do doo da doo

doo da do lil do doo da doo

DA DOO DA LIL DA DO *da-li*

thats the music for the original kirby gameboy game that that gif is from

No announcements
No split
No dividend
No marketplace

Kek baggies
Crypto holding
Market not crashing
Houses never coming down
Kek baggies
Kek baggies
Kek baggies

>>50143688
>Ken Griffin, Jeff Bezos, and Paul Tudor Jones fly into Africa...
Haven't heard much of Paul Tudor Jones before.
>Robinhood charity
>Apollo theaters
>Weinstein Company
Maybe unrelated, but my schizophrenia couldn't help but noticing the names.

moass is on tuesday my dudes.
11:47am

>>50143916
>Houses never coming down

kek

>>50143953
>moass is on tuesday my dudes.
>11:47am

>>50143977
checked and forgot my dance

>>50143990
>self checking

Ngmi

>>50144055
i just wanted a silly dance im sorry kek forgiiive me

>>50143977
>>50144055
It's okay I'll allow it. WAGMI.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50142000
big check

This is the "flagship" game of the nft marketplace btw. Called guild of guardians. Looks God fucking awful

>It's supposed to be GMERICA day
>Nothing from Rian Cohen, AGAIN
When will you baggies admit you got duped? When 7/14 passes without anything happening? When they dilute before ever issuing a divvy? When the jpg picture store arrives DOA?

It is officially July 4th here, good night and see you all in the morning.

>50144298
When you rope

>>50144298
>attempting to kek the baggies in the wee hours of the night

>>50144317
So never. Sounds about right.

>>50144298
>>It's supposed to be GMERICA day
It’s Megumin Day. MOASS postponed two weeks

moass today

>>50143282
>The announcement was worded to heavily imply there would be a split as soon as it was approved by vote of shareholders.

In the grand scope of things it hasn't been *that* long and me myself I don't any implied immediate divvy in the wording BUT they put the option of a split divvy on the table just before they asked us to vote on increasing the float to a potential billionaire dollars and that does heavily imply they were thinking of giving us a split and after approving a potential dilution under the assumption of a split they've gone back to radio silence.

All I'm bitching about is that if they issue more shares BEFORE we get a split that's fucking horse shit and me personally I'm gonna feel bamboozled. It'd be the clearest sign that Ryan can't or won't allow MOASS to happen and I hope he realizes he's in a position where he'll either go down as one of the greatest people in history OR he's going to piss off hundreds of thousands of people, many of whom are desperate and unhinged, in an era where the masses are increasingly questioning why we aren't putting billionaires in front of a wall en masse.

This stock is stuck in a quantum juxtoposition between tomorrow and two weeks away.

When do we lock down the timelines?

>>50144453
CERN activation tomorrow will finally spilt the timelines into two distinct and separate realities. Some anons will make it tomorrow, some in two more weeks.

Guys… what if Ryan doesn’t tweet today and announce the split? Is it over?

>>50144447
Most of it is me being completely and utterly fucked if this doesn't happen within the next 4-6 weeks at most, which is mostly my fault and I should probably stop getting drunk and bitching on the internet in the general about it. Maybe getting authorization to issue up to a billion shares was really just some 5d ultrachess move and never actually happens, maybe there's no split, maybe there is a split. To your point I sincerely doubt the float gets diluted as people would chimp the fuck out about it. I'd probably just cry for a week straight myself. I don't mind having faith in a play, especially one as magnanimous as this, but faith that can't be questioned isn't true faith and as much as it's necessary to move silent like the G in lasagna to pull this off it's extremely stressful on a personal level for a lot of folks that hold. I'm happy others are in a good enough position to not give a shit either way what happens, they are smarter and more handsomer than me, but that ain't me and I put all my eggs in this basket. Idk. Shit looks spicy again, I hope it happens soon, if it doesn't then that's the way she fuckin' goes I guess.

>>50144447
Checked because you were close enough.
If it hasn't happened by 7/14, Cohen has been compromised, and it's not gonna happen ever. Chung hinting at bad news coming doesn't exactly fill me with hope either.

>>50145003

>not changing ID between different brands of fud

>>50145018
Fuck off, it's been more than a year since "Tuesday morning", "shareholder vote will prove naked shorts", the tombstone / reverse merger, and all that other crap people came up with. There's always some new tease (like the stock split divvy) that never pans out and people choose to forget all about a few weeks later because getting memory holed is so much fun.
If the stock split doesn't happen this month, there's no reason to believe it's ever gonna happen. There is no good explanation for why they aren't pulling the trigger.

>>50145063

>>50142000
Checked, WAGMI

>50145063
Pretty large difference between bitching about how long it's taken versus putting a meme date on something and saying if it don't go by then it never will. I'm fucked, actually fucked if it doesn't go in the next month and a half and I'd still keep holding because it'd still be the smartest thing to do. You should sneed.

DRS campaign grinding to a halt, too. Big oof.

>>50145321
perfect

>>50145321
nice try Colin

>>50145321
I wouldn't trust anything a rep from a broker says regarding DRS, every time I've done a transfer from Fidelity they've tried to talk me out of it. I've even had to ask for a compliance officer on one occasion when they told me it would take several weeks for the transfer to be completed. Last time I cared to take a look there's about 30-50k shares being direct registered every business day, and I sincerely doubt this all even gets to 50% of free float (roughly 17.5 million) before it gets resolved. There's a massive difference between "shit they're not gonna stop might as well get this over with" compared to "HOLY FUCK THEY GOT ALL OF THE FREE FLOAT AND HAVE HARD PROOF ANY TRADING OCCURRING IS FRAUDULENT IN NATURE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO GET TO THE ROOF BEFORE THE FEDS GET HERE". The former is possible, the latter would be the end of everything.

>>50145321
yikes

BBBY is 4.7$ with with a market cap of 375M
We could lock its float in a month or so I guess, why aren't we doing that? I mean daddy Cohen bought 60$ calls for jan23
If the meme basket is AMC (hedgie plant) VS GME+BBBY, it just makes sense to hit them hard where it's easy (BBBY) and it'll just make GME moona too
Enlighten me bros on why this isn't a good idea

>>50145458

ANOTHER FUCKING BURGER HOLIDAY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>50145482
We locked 1.8B worth of GME, locking 375M worth of BBBY is piss easy, and that would be THE ENTIRETY OF SHARES OUTSTANDING, while we're struggling just locking the free float of GME
I'm not saying sell your GME to buy BBBY, I'm saying, those owning BBBY, DRS this shit and maybe it would be a good idea to buy 50/50 GME/BBBY from now on, how's that shilling you dumb fuck

>50145537
>telling people what to do with their money and what to purchase in the stock market
>"how's that shilling"
It's textbook shilling, CS isn't the transfer agent for that stock, this isn't the /Ryan Cohen Portfolio/ general thread, and you should sneed.

>>50145537
maybe you need to mind your own business

>>50145595
> Implying /gme/ thread isn't a /gme moass/ thread
> Implying squeezing BBBY wouldn't cause a gme moass
Literal retard, if you want to hold GME for 5 (five years) go ahead, I personally want to be rich a bit sooner

>>50145632
need for sneed underground 6

>>50145632
he said: sneed
do you need him to repeat it?

>50145632
I in fact do own a lil bit of bed bath and beyond because it's super cheap and probably can't go much lower making it a solid value play. I don't talk about it in the /GME/ general because it isn't GME. You're posting RICO bait and still need to sneed:the run (out of this thread).

>>50145321
Saying they're asking for them back in their account is total bullshit and outs Colin as a shitty liar.

>>50145841
Pretty sure the majority of the chat support posts here and on Reddit are faked.

>>50145321
I believe it, I only have x gme drs and the entire process is gay and trash. I will not be putting another share into that boomer scam system.

>50145901

>>50145321
Yep I think its fucking over if nothing happens july.

>>50145965
How would anything be over as long as they don't close their positions? It's just taking longer than planned

>>50145841
Honestly speaking, I did have to move x amount of shares back to a broker because I was low on funds waiting for pay day. But I doubt holders are moving huge amounts out of Computershare compared to the amounts getting DRS’d. Selling even that small stack was suicide inducing, and the average reddit ape is well and truly in sunk cost mode right now

>>50145537
Many people are fucking broke man. Also cohen has yet to reward gme shareholders for their loyalty why the fuck would anyone throw more money at one of his investments?

>>50145983
I’m gonna be real with you, I’ve been here since before the “squeeze” in ‘21. The original DFV videos were all we had back then for DD, and we discussed the possibility of hedge funds slowly unwinding their position. DFV said that while it definitely is possible it would take at least a year and a half minimum to do it. The fact that we’ve given the hedges that much time is the only fud that worries me. If Cohen allows this to take enough time for them to wriggle free, and I spent the entire last year and a half averaging up, I may actually rope. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen

>>50146027
>narrator: it's exactly what happened

>50146027

>>50145985
>I did have to move x amount of shares back to a broker
pathetic

>>50145983
Because people will need to sell to survive. I cant even buy eggs or lettuce in my western country. There is massive homelessness and poverty. In a rich country. I was doing great financially 18 months ago and now I am fucked. Not to mention all my friends and family think I am a retard for having bought gme. So lots of selling and not as much buying. But thats the plan clearly. Verification not required.

>>50146054
the GME retards are selling all their shares because they are broke ass mother fuckkas
the short squeeze is canceled
it's pottery

>>50146046
Have you seen the price of things these days? Or do you live at home and mommy does all the shopping

>50146054
>50146072
>

>50146054
Da comrade! I hail from Kansas Oblast, times are hard, I have make sale of my gamestop units to provide for babushka and little ones!
>go back to /k/

>50146027

>>50146117
Sneed

>mostly

>50146130
Cope

>>50146144
rope

>>50146027
>The fact that we’ve given the hedges that much time is the only fud that worries me.
With 100% utilisation for how long now that worries you?

>50146156
Ladies first, I insist

>>50146161
It’s the only thing that worries me because it’s the only bit of DD from the DFV era still relevant. I’m convinced Gill was a hedgie gone rogue, his insight during those days had to be either paranormal or originating from an inside source.

>>50146212
He made it up

>>50146161
We're at 100 days now? How long did it stay at 100% before the jan runup, something like 110?

>>50146212
>he saw it in a dream

source i saw this in a dream as well

>>50146221
101

>>50146242
Oh fug it's literally tomorrow

>>50146212
But why would you have to be worried if they're blatantly opening every short they're able to on the stock? They're obviously unable to close in that regards as long as they're maintaining high levels of utilisation.

>>50146212
>>50146221
102 days I believe. Tomorrow makes 102 days of 100% utilization. As far as dfv I’ve already shared my theory. I don’t think he’s some glowie or plant or anything like that. It’s really quite simple. Dfv worked at a firm in Massachusetts and guess who’s also based there BCG. He probably had a friend or acquaintance who spilled the beans on citadels whole operation.

>still replying to shills

>>50145965
Same, I don't see any trigger if Cohen keeps withholding the divvy. Jpeg store's doa anyway. It's either by 7/14 or never.

>>50146261
They cover at low prices and short less than they covered when it starts rising. Over months and eventually years they slowly chip away at it in a sort of one step back two steps forward progression. Cover 10 shares when price is low, short 8 shares when it starts rising

>literal shit-brown ID
Ight I genuinely chuckled, shit was funny

>50146559
Swaps don't work that way, try again on another new ID.

>>50146586

>50146559
Yeah nah you're full of shit mate.

Premarket isn't open? What's going on GMEbros?

>>50146710

>>50146710
Murricans too busy blowing their fingers off to open the market.

>>50146710
Imagine a bloated Orangutan

>>50145321
And yet the DRS numbers keeps increasing

>>50146796
why

>>50145537
Fuck off nigger this is a GameStop thread

>>50145632
Prove that squeezing BBBY will squeeze GME and I’ll buy some. I already know you can’t though and you’re a faggot shill so I won’t be buying any

>almost three 1PBTID's in a row
>falling for bait

>>50145695
>I don't talk about it in the /GME/ general
You just did. Fuck off BBBY nigger

Reminder

>>50146873
The real sqouze is hymc and imx

>50146841
>tranime poster magically posts four and a half hours later after multiple ID's got made

>>50146923
Take your meds

>>50146940
>le take le meds
try again next thread Sanjay

I don't care about arbitrary dates, I will hold GME until the computer pulls money from the current braindead upperclass straight into my account. Nothing else really matters, wagmi.

>50146940
>

>>50146959
Nigga I was playing video games and I came back to a bunch of faggots shilling BBBY. You’re fucking retarded

>todays high temperature: 100 degrees

Fuck

>100% utilization for 100 days
>cost to borrow over 30%
>15M self reported shorted shares
>out of a total of 76M shares
>new revenue producing NFT marketplace incoming
>ethereum wallet with L2 low gas capabilities
>split/dividend on the menu
>possible M&A/ carve outs hinted at
>RC Ventures able to buy more shares
>15M shares direct registered
>no debt
>1B cash on hand
>2 new huge distribution centers
>more mentioned in the works
>500 person customer service center in Florida

Oh yeah it's all coming together

This thread is a little too retarded for a holiday when the market isn't even open.

>>50147144
Checked. Today my area has a high of 68 degrees. Feelsgoodman

>>50146827
>What's the meme basket?
My brother in Christ are you seriously asking this question in July of 2022?

the LHC at CERN will be fired up for the first time in 10 years at exactly market open tomorrow

>>50147254
Good. I hope it kills us all

>>50147271
Might not be such a bad thing

>>50147271
Don’t be so glum, look at the positive side. Maybe CERN will inadvertently make anime girls and/or cat girls real when they try to change the timeline.

>>50147271
I've been watching a lot of House, reminds me of my mid teens so much makes it actually hard to watch because I'm sad. How has the world become so fucking atrocious it's insane.

Money or death, I'll accept either

I'm roping the moment utilization and FTDs start dropping.
>captcha DDN0W

>>50147198
I didn’t ask any questions retarded. I don’t give a shit if it’s in a basket with the fucking Easter bunny, I fucking hate BBBY and everyone who posts about it. This is a GameStop thread. BBBY is the most obvious shill campaign since LRC, and AMC before that. I’m buying GameStop bro, fuck you. I will never buy your stupid bathroom stock because its shit and I don’t feel like losing money like all the other retards who bought into distraction stocks. I don’t care who bought it, I don’t care what fucking basket it’s in. All my eggs are in one basket and that’s GME. Suck my fucking dick

all I'm saying is why wouldn't CERN change us to a timeline that MOASS doesn't happen tomorrow?
I strongly believe that in the current timeline we are going to squeeze tomorrow
after all why would (((they))) want us to be rich?

>>50147373
based

>>50147324
>How has the world become so fucking atrocious it's insane.
It really is insane. Things have gotten extremely out of hand and things are only appearing to get worse. Clown world is indeed a slippery slope.

>>50147392
it will happen once our dear leaders who control the market realize that distributing some money back into the system and making a few nerds super rich (who can then be invited into the financial and political elite) is better than risking rebellion and destroying the system by dragging the west through a two decades long depression and risking to lose their global empire to the chinese.

wagmi frens

Dubs and CERN activates the LHC to avoid moass

>>50147503
Jews would rather see the whole world burn with them than give a tiny fraction of their wealth away to the goyim. It's in their inbred schizophernic nature. For thousands of years it took lynchings and pogroms for them to part with their wealth made by usury and debasing the currency. It won't be easy, brother.

July fourth
Gmerica
7/4

You knows what it's missing? The 1. One announcement? One tweet? Board silent. Cohen only tweeting about seething because he is down 85 million. Kek baggies. No announcements, marketplace, split or dividend

>>50147144
wtf thats boiling point of water, climate change bros...

still comfy holding
wagmi frens


>>50142000
Big checked

>>50142155
Checked

>>50147762
He’ll have to dilute soon to compensate for his Best Buy (more like Worst Buy lmao) losses. That’s why the split was cancelled.

>xxpuPYbT

Test for b&

>>50144727
Tony?

I hope Ryan sucks all the cocks in Publix today, have a great day champ! Rooting for you!

>CASINO OPEN
CASINO OPEN
>CASINO OPE....
Oh for.

>>50148873
Wait it’s not open today? Fucking Americans I swear to god

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50148941
>>50148908
>>50148873
oh, nevermind.

Happy 4th everyone.

>>50148993
oh right. its yankiedoodledoo day

You guys think our float is going to win the Belton Parade contest?

>>50148243
Wrong baby

>>50149062
nice looking mommys

>>50148908
I know rite.

>>50148993
Happy Burger "Freedom" Day

>>50149037
Yankiedoodle is a national hero. His macaroni was an inspiration to us all.

Now would Be a great time for BTC to finally crash while everyone is drunk with a freedom bond

>>50149266
Unironically any day within the next 2 weeks BTC is going to drop another 10k

kek baggies

RC is a faggot and nothing's going to happen

RC is heterosexual and everything’s going to happen

>>50149037
I say, pay attention, son. Yankeedoodledoo is a national hero, how do you think we're going to have a land of the free and a home of the brave without a cock of the walk like old yankeedoodledoo? Look at me when I'm talkin to you, boy! Now that ol market gonna be there when we wake up tomorrow, but you think you're gonna be anywhere without yankeedoodledoo? Now you just forget about that ol market today, son, before you mark, uh, mark it to market. Say, that's a joke, ah, say, that's a joke, son.

My brother and I both moved out of our parents home last year. For context, he's 26 and I'm 28. Since then I've had a career change to a more stable field, but he was unfortunately let go from the police academy he was attending. He told me a month ago he'll be moving back in with my folks to pay off his debt, fix his car, and advance in his previous career (nursing aid). My situation is a bit more fortunate.
>152 shares GME
>Minimal credit card debt
>Vehicle that runs decent enough
The rents for new apartments and studios in NJ are fucking wild because of inflation, and I would need to share a place with 2 or 3 other people just to save for a down payment on a home, or have any savings at all. I ran the situation by my father and he told me that not only was he impressed by my investment position, but that he and my mother are ok with us moving back for at least a year. I think the decision is obvious to take the ego hit of moving back in and do it. What do you bros think??

>>50149229
>Yankiedoodle is a national hero. His macaroni was an inspiration to us all.
I bet you could convince a lot of Americans that Yankee Doodle invented macaroni on the 4th of July.

>>50149455
>For context
Stopped reading

>>50149455
If you don’t personally have a problem with it, I’d say do it. Going rent free for a year is a huge opportunity to build some savings. Just don’t overstay your welcome, get out once the year is up

>>50142000
Sequential acknowledgement and get out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

So we're just reposting memes for karma now?

i should have bought computershare stock rather than baghold for king kike.

>>50149756
No fucking way
Which one of you fuckers posted /GME/ content to reddit

>>50149756
So much history in that picture and Reddit probably just thinks it’s a bunch of random shit

>>50149756

>>50149808
I would say buttfucking nigger but it's not him, he just steals pepes

>>50149824
I know he used to steal GME related shit back in the earlier part of the year, probably fucked off on touching it once we started calling him out on it

>>50149867
Hard to repost this kind of stuff

What are the chances this stock is going to go anywhere but down in this bear market, honestly? Why not invest in something else and come back to GME with the actual profits you're going to make, rather than bagholding this until le epic squeeze?

>50149893
>Just sell and let them reset their FTD's bro
Fucking retard, i've seen less subtle signal flares than posts like this

>>50142154
>>50142709
>>50143589
>>50144145
>>50145096
>>50148075
>>50149722 Checked
WAGMI!

>>50149756
>>50149816
They must have just grabbed it from the OP last week. I highly doubt they were here in June last year when it was made.

>>50149824
I'd like to see him try and steal my frogs

WAGMI

Hello I’m posting from the year 2024. I just came to tell you that the MOASS happens in…ummmm..uhhh wait I forgot.

>>50149928
They can't steal your frogs, anon. You've wisely chosen to watermark them.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

what if CERN tries switching us to a timeline where there are no short positions on GME?
how do we summon enough energy to counter them and keep us on the current timeline?

>>50149593
>Don't overstay your welcome
You're right, I need to make the most of this situation that I can. I pray this whole saga wraps up within the next year, so I can at least give my folks a decent home they can retire in. WAGMI.

>>50150088 (checked)
We may need to bring out the ole' jewish sex magic rituals again...

>>50150088
>he thinks that timeline exists
You don’t understand the true depths of their greed, do you?

i'm bullish on GME but people are getting fatigued, it better have a run up this month or the next. and why not do the split, the wording implied that they intended to do it but it was just that the vote to increase the max share count was needed first. people are getting fed up with the crabbing below 200 and the lack of communication.

Happy 4th fellow American anons

If you're not American I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you can try to have a nice day too...

>>50142000
>checked

Pic related is gonna leave a mark

at least it's at 120 instead of at 80, hopefully 120 is the bottom. the FTD numbers suggest that they had to short it to force it down to 120.

50150424
50150455
>a sneed for you
The executive team for the most part has a cost basis of $220 and aren’t getting paid a salary in dollars. You know what they did when they saw it dip this far? They bought MORE. If they’re bullish I am too

>>50150513
most of the c suite are from high paying salaries and usually got exit bonuses / starting bonuses, so while yes they have shares as compensation they are not feeling the pinch that the rest of us are.

>>50150513
RC didn't buy after the last earnings report and the execs are paid disgusting amounts even after the drop in share price

>50150424
Thanks for being our spokesperson, fellow holder.

>>50150530
Are you implying that they all quit their previous comfy well-paying jobs to go to a failing brick and mortar company, try to turn it around, and doing it janny-style (for free)?

>>50150590
correct, they have until last week not even been able to see the shares until they became vested. So they are working sans compensation as of right now

>>50145388
This.

>>50146873
At least LRC is actually a part of GME

>>50150246
The CERN activates again tomorrow during market hours. We're gonna see the clowniest of world and MOASS.

>>50150607
So they preferred spending their labor and time to not get paid over spending their labor and time to get paid. Jannies should take a page from their book.

>>50150782
Well, they will be able to sell shares after they are vested I would suggest, that or the dividends are going to be fucking amazing

>>50150769
>gME ID
>The CERN activates again tomorrow during market hours. We're gonna see the clowniest of world and MOASS.
I believe you

>>50150827
I believe in the you that believes in me.

>>50144570
>mfw the universe fails to deliver the split timeline

>>50144688
CERN will make sure it happens.

Happy 4th! WAGMI!

>>50142000
>digits

Nice.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

Happy insurrection day /GME/.
May our endeavors lead to fruitful beginnings and a rebirth of prosperity for all mankind.

>>50151361
If it could actually be soon that would be great, I legit have had enough of all this, never selling but the piss has truly been taken now. 325 shares so I WAGMI when it does, but my mums childhood friend passing recently has made me want this shit can be over so I can help my mate out.

It's pretty unsettling that people are able to fuck around with something like the LHC without knowing the full ramifications. People just assume that being able to fuck with space time is science fiction, but we should never underestimate the absurdities that are possible in this clown show we call reality. Or hell, maybe it is a necessary step to bring about MOASS.

I need a hot dog contest stream

>>50151432
I remember you, anon. You're a good egg to want to help your mom's bestie. YAGMI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOuqCJdNj_I
THE UNINLIGHTENED RETAIL
THEY ARE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
GIVE TRADING FOREVER, WE'LL NEVER LET IT PUMP AT ALL!
SMILE FOR CUSTOMERS, AND NEVER LET THE FEELINGS SHOW. THAN DO IT ALL THE NEXT DAY! LET THE HEDGIES CONTROL THE STOCK! let wall street control your life. LIVE IN PESTELENCE AND PAY OFF HALF YOU COLEGE DEBTS! WHEN WAGIE CAGIES IS ALL YOU'LL SEE, A WAGIE SLAVIE IS ALL YOU'LL BE. DON'T YOU WORRY, YOU NEVER REALLY HAD A CHANCE. I'LL GIVE THE BOOMERS THE CASH THE NEED! RETAILERS WON'T SUCEED
THE STOCK MARKET BELONGS TO ME!
YOU'LL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY!
MAKING MINE, THE WHOLE OF THE ECONOMY!
COLECTIVE BUYING POWER MINE AS YOU'LL SEE!

>>50144570
I’ll be pissed posting with you all tomorrow knowing some made it already

>>50151361
Thanks for making it possible, Senpai.

>>50151577
oops forgot the image

>>50142409
Follow up, just DRS'd the XXX GME I have in my TFSA. After reading this I realize that us leafs are going to be fucked up when our clown economy implodes:
>https://teddit.net/r/GMECanada/comments/q0v47c/bank_bailins_an_apes_worst_nightmare_how_you/

If you are Canadian I would GTFO our banking system immediately and move all your shit into a credit union. I 100% expect to be taxed in my TFSA when shit rips because Weedman is faggot asshole cuck who would do that sort of thing which is why I DRS'd my shit. Plus I believe all Canadian brokers use Shitadel as the clearing house.

>>50151458
Seems like a healthy and organic experiment to me! What could possibly go wrong? What is CERN, I am trying to learn

>>50151576
if only Cohen would act...

happy day frens
when did you realize we already won?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3k_lcGm9g
thats when I did

21 hours left
CERN...

>>50151785
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20220705T10&p0=179&msg=CERN&font=cursive

we need more gains or the fomo will die off
the DRS numbers are going up but will NPCs even care if 100% of the shares outstanding are locked up by eoy 2024 while the share price is still being suppressed?
the average person thinks like elon musk or martin shkreli, they're NPCs who are only interested in GME if they perceive that everyone else is fomoing into it

think of how AMC is bleeding out and how many people fell for other bullshit like WISH or CLOV, most of those people are not smart enough to switch to GME

>>50151607
Based leaf you're gonna WAGMI
Though I might recommend keeping a few in a brokerage account in case CS has its servers btfo by plebbitors during the squoozle.

>>50151784
I still cannot believe this was produced by the SEC. Pathetic.

Happy Fourth of July American Frens. And a thank you for patience to International Frens. I know that it's yet another holiday in which the markets are closed but let me just say that international investors are an important component as to why this whole situation is a mess for financial institutions. GME is an American company but shares are owned around the world. If it only was traded in the USA the MOASS could have been easily snuffed out and the prices brought back down and everything would be overwith. But instead this is a global problem with global, political ramifications during interesting times. Today Americans celebrate their Independence Day but American GME investors are in solidarity with the rest of the world. See you at market open tomorrow.

> THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE1lpLFBUpJ7Cd8J1TYZVdK2SiMUsicq7
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfqJyqD2ss2e5KxMxr6TwcXazxIANVtJJ

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v
OTHER RADIO/AUDIO: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5N

Good night and good luck.

>>50151784
>Sometimes investing may look and feel like a game. The SEC’s “Investomania” public service campaign uses a game show concept to educate investors in a playful way that investing is not a game and that they should do their due diligence when making investment decisions. Bottom line — don’t play games with your financial future. You can learn how you can avoid getting caught up in game-like investing, and test your knowledge in our Investomania quiz at >http://Investor.gov/investomania..

>game game game game game

>>50151919
>Superman
Thanks, RC.You're okay for a leaf.

>>50151785
>>50151803

>>50151784

>>50151889
>Though I might recommend keeping a few in a brokerage account in case CS has its servers btfo by plebbitors during the squoozle.
I fully expect that there will be a DDOS attack on CS when shit starts getting crazy but I also fully expect all the brokers in Canada to have "unplanned server outages" as well.

>>50151785
>>50151803
>>50152017
Do you think they are going to try to reset things or are they just going to fuck shit up even mroe?

>>50152057
At that point we did everything but sell.

>>50151607
>>50151889
I too arrived at the same conclusions. Them having those fuckery clauses but ppl saying "Dont worry, it will never happen" is alarming to me considering everyone loves to constantly repeat the meme that the canadian financial system is much more secure and conservative because we survived muh gfc. I csgod most of my shares and have some in multiple brokerages just in case. At this point I feel like this is the best way to cover all grounds, let me know if i missed something

>>50152071
they are going to try and switch us to a timeline where there are no short positions on GME
ryan cohen knows this and will tweet out asking us to perform one simple action at 15:00 EST tomorrow to counteract the energy being manifested by CERN to try and stop us changing timelines

>>50152071
Resetting things just fucks shit up more too though.

>>50151835
>we need more gains or the fomo will die off
I don't want normies to FOMO. I may or may not have been FUDding curious /biz/raelis to shoo them away from generational wealth.

>>50152057
Why would they make it harder to sell?

its almost over
check em

>>50152141
*blocks your path*
https://www.drsgme.org/fundraising

>>50152166
>Why would they make it harder to sell?
To create a false sense of urgency and to get people to sell at lower prices.

>>50152100
>that the canadian financial system is much more secure and conservative because we survived muh gfc
We never did actually, and it is one the biggest lies about Canada:
>https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada-s-banks-received-114b-bailout-study-asserts-1.803031

But anyway senpai
>let me know if i missed something
Naw I think you are good.

>>50152188
Checked

>>50152188
checked, we're close

>>50152188
checked
once we defeat CERN then it will be all over tomorrow

>getting closer to today tomorrow

>>50152194
based and honeypotpilled

>>50152194
>using gofuckme after they fucked the Truckers and tried to steal money from the donators
I swear reddit has this problem where they can be extremely based with one thing then be total cucks when it comes to another thing (even though they are similar and related).

>>50152188
God please let it finally be over, I have real world things to deal with

>>50152188

>>50152253
Like what?

Thread is moving slowly and /comfy/. Do they celebrate 4. july in India too?

>>50152273
Funeral (s) and picking up the pieces of 2 families

>>50152274
I AM LITERALLY
>LITERALLY
Making butter chicken as we speak. I am NOT INDIAN.

>>50152304
That sucks fren. Hope things get better.

imagine if ryan cohen tweets "moass today" tomorrow just before market open
imagine how much positive energy would be manifested worldwide at an exponential rate
would it be enough energy to stop CERN changing the timeline?

>>50152199
checked, yeah I guess I use "survive" in contrast to what happened in the US and the rest of the world

>>50152194
>>50152250
The people behind DRSGME.org are incompetent and not a good look at all for the public-facing side. They raised something like $16k for their ad campaign, and have only spent $70. Even worse, is the actual ads themselves: riddled with typos and ESL-speak, laid over an image of a protestor with a Guy Fawkes mask.

>>50152328
I am about to eat a butter chicken, onion bhaji, keema naan and special fried rice. I too am not indian

>>50152337
Having lots of money would be a start

>>50152274
Maybe the hedgies gave them the day off?

When we win we need to oust ZOG, WEF and the rest of the NWO and their apparatuses from every position of power from every square inch of the globe.

So what will be the cope today, baggies?
What about tomorrow, huh?

>50152413
>the indian doesn't know
Shocker

>>50152413
It's a holiday, shill. Go drink a beer and eat a burger.

>>50152344
Ryaheesh “Benchode” Cohendra, you mean…

>>50152425
When replying to me kindly use two arrows.

>50152475
>or else I don't get paid

>50152475
kill yourself

>>50152481
Sir, you've done it again. Kindly do the needful and refrain.

>>50152413
they are broken people

>>50152503
I am asking nicely sir.

>

>>50152556
kek

>>50149455
Do it, but make sure to upstage your brother at all times. Take your childhood, but rewrite it to you being the favorite.
Take out the trash without asking.
Buy your mom some flowers without any reason.
Ask dad if he wants to go drink a beer and watch the game at the local sports bar.
Mow the lawn every week on the same day and time.
Make your parents wish you had never moved out.
Then get retardedly rich off of GME, and feel the overwhelming joy of your parents not only being happy for you, but feeling like you *deserved* to be rich.
Do it, anon. Be the golden boy that every parent wants.

>>50152601
>>50152601
>>50152601
Threaded.

>>50150445
>>50151107
WAGMI!

>>50152198
How would they do that if they already made it hard for people to sell?

Nice fractal