/biz/ - Business & Finance

Definitely not niggers, amirite?

i would get that man the a burger

>>50142645
That's a man

>>50142645
Pussy and massages

land

>>50142645
i would buy 4chan
dox all the jannies
then delete them and the site

>>50142645
Cute girl. I want to suck her cock.

>>50142645
Donate 50% to BLM and 50% to the ADL, you don't need money to be happy. Donating to causes that add positive value to the world would improve your own life more.

>>50142645
waging a holy war against the traitors in my country

>>50142645
I would fuck off to an island and put what remained into an index fund. Then I'd buy a shitload of benadryl and hunt demons on my island

>>50142645
Ariel maxine

>>50142645
Femboy harem

>>50142690
based

>>50142688
This

>>50142645
i would give it all to you guys!

>>50142645
Use it to build a cyborg ninja suit (like in metal gear) and fund the extermination of all non-white/non-european people. Then of course the colonisation amd subjugation of space.

>beautiful
>lean body
>cute butt
she would be a 10 if it weren't for that flat chest

Killing niggers. In Minecraft, of course. :^)

>>50142645
well guess i'm cumming tonight

>>50142645
I wouldn't spend it on this gentleman.

>>50142645
Medical research and a nice boat.

>>50142645
Bunch of hookers and cocaine.

>>50142690
>>50142739
These are right
>>50142759
This is wrong.
Let me explain. I saw Martin Shkreli hand out five figures to people who just asked him. I can't think of any other rich guy I've seen do that other than him.
If he had given that money to some bullshit charity that claims to help the poor but really just pockets it, distinguished citizens would have written letters on his behalf. He would have been called a good man. That's what worked for Michael Milken, who was regarded as the "evil Wall Street bro" of the '80s, got out of jail quickly and is almost totally rehabilitated.
Who did Shkreli have in his corner? Just had some autists who blew it on vaping and dakimakuras.
So the first thing you should do with a billion dollars is give 10% of it away to "acceptable" charities as a form of protection money so maybe you might be able to keep the rest.

>>50142779
The dfc makes her an 11.

>>50142734
Sounds like a good idea.

>>50142645
A Russian oligarch super yacht on discount

>>50142779
>she

>>50142688
checked and based
/thread

>>50142779
but that's the best part

>>50142645

>>50142945
second best ;)

>>50142645
pay around 10,000 men to cum in a big pool then drown myself in it upsidedown handcuffed

>>50143025
>Every man dies, but not all men truly live

>>50142688
Can you hurry up and become a billionaire then? My mental health is really incumbent on this website not existing.

>>50142645
I'd be the gym version if the great Gatsby. Build the greatest gym, Build a 5 star restaurant tier kitchen, hire the best chefs, and workout and eat with my gymbros. I'd never take credit for it. I'd just be happy.

>>50143025
You'd need a shitload more dudes than 10k, that'd only get you about 13.25 gallons of cum and that's assuming every dude hadn't nutted in a day or two to get the biggest nut to kill you with. You'd need about a million men to get the roughly 13,000 gallons worth of jism to fill an 18'x4' above ground pool and you'd still have to have your legs and arms handcuffed so you couldn't just stand or kneel up to be able to breathe, realistically you'd probably just cuff both and tie them together behind your back so you can't kneel up. Although I'm pretty sure with as fucking broke as everyone is you could find a million dudes to fire ropes into a pool for a cool grand a piece. I'd do it for a piece of pizza from a decent restaurant.

>>50142645
A really nice mountain retreat and a lifetime supply of tempura shrimp

>>50142645
Property in Qatar, Israel, and Canada (they'll last longer than most other countries in a global collapse scenario); Some livestock, fruit-bearing trees, and psychoactive plants for some of said properties; Employees to tend to the livestock and plants; Ammunition; More firearms; Landmines; Caltrops; Building materials; Fuel; Two helicopters; A few big rigs; Gold; Silver; Some men, women, and ladyboys from third world countries to perform various services for me, and function as my backup wives in a slave harem. With whatever I have left I would use as needed.

>>50142645
this femboy

>>50142688
Checked and insanely based.

>>50142645
i'd research tech and turn that billion into 300 billion then that 300 billion to 300 trillion, advancement of tech is the only way to justify money printing @realcryptowars

>>50143961
That's one hell of an Adam's apple.

>>50142645
Buy an intelligence company services and focus on looking for Epstein. Yes, he's alive, no sarcasm intended. Once found, I will hire him as my advisor. Also, I'll buy multiple biotech lab companies in Ukraine and China, and become part of the big pharma circle.

>>50142645
>>50142688
>>50142756
>>50142928
>>50143066
>>50143972
>deleting 4chan
>"based"
Reddit faggots truly have no imagination huh?

>>50142645
A pack of beef jerky

>>50143961
unmistakably male.
trans people are under demonic spells
i kinda feel bad for them

>>50144048
it’s incredible how hivemind-esque they behave.

>>50143961
What the fuck are these trannies gonna do when they hit 50 years old?

>>50142645
what's the name?

>>50142645
don't tell me that's a man bros

Buying confort.

please someone post sauce

i want to eat that boipussy so bad

>>50144048
>new friend still hasn't realised he can't leave
You can check out any time you like. But you are here forever or until someone deletes this place.

>>50144149
>What the fuck are these trannies gonna do when they hit 50 years old?
Join 41% who already realized what they have done.
If you take into account that the number of newly converted trannies increases over time exponentially, and the number of young trans is far more than the number of old ones, you will come to the conclusion that vast majority of old trans kill themselves.

>>50144149
>when they hit 50
Anon, I...

>>50144238
it's an anorexic man with long hair and makeup you disgusting faggot and lots of photoshop to emphasize non-existent features.

>>50144238
It's a boy. There is nothing wrong with being bisexual, though.

>>50142645
Harem of 16 year old Asian thots. I would hire staff to keep their bowels constantly clean and perfectly sanitary. Then I would have other staff fill their butts with whipped cream and jello and cake.

I would keep these Asian thots on a table face down ass up, ready for me to eat whatever sweet treat I want out of their teenage assholes I desire at the moment.

More adventurous girls would be paid a premium to have their bladders inflated with mountain dew or sprite, and would squirt soda directly down my throat. Piss would be fine too but I need to stay hydrated.

It goes without saying that none of them would be on birth control and would also be getting the dick whenever I desire. I wouldn't stop until I had spent half my net worth getting Asian teenagers pregnant after having treated them like living serving dishes.

>>50142645
>fake freckles
>ugly buckteeth
>ugly nose ring
>flat as an ironing board
Instantly makes this "girl" look less attractive. What is considered 'attractive' in zoomer era is fucking repugnant and reeks of homosexuality. Just like all of you.

>>50144360
>t. chubby chaser

>>50144356
you're really fucking weird, anon.

Guess I'll give a more serious answer
>buy house in a red flyover state
>buy home gym
>buy catered delivered food
>use money to fix anything wrong with body i.e. teeth
>get a personal trainer, take DNA test to get workout regime specific to your genetics
>see the best doctors in the world for health
>still have 990 million left from wanton personal health spending
>save 900 million immediately, invest the rest
>create some businesses
>buy rental properties
>buy farmland
probably some other stuff but i guess that's what i'd do intitally

>>50144686
now for a real answer
>create a private army
>buy tons of weapons
>raid aipac, kill everyone there
>take over the USA
>nuke israel 1,000 times

>J00GP

>>50143961
Bro should've gone to the NBA with hands like those.

>>50144238
That's a woman (man)

>>50142645
Realize my ideas/projects

>>50144356
Based. That is all.

>>50144356
>reddit spacing
>/b/ tryhard edginess

>>50142645
Chainlink

>>50142645
War

>>50144330
The hormones alone have a good chance to give them cancer well before that point.

I would apply to rent apartments in the city and still be declined..

>>50142645
>>51111111
>>511111111

>>50142645
Sauce?

>>50143961
Poor guy

>>50143961
Still would

>>50145048
>>50142724

>Start private company
>Hire a bunch of idealists
>Move to secluded spot
>Start building a self-sufficient society
>Secure nuclear weapons
>Build mech that can launch said nuke almost anywhere on this side of the globe using a railgun
>Declare independence
>Finally a place on earth I can call heaven
>An outer heaven

>>50142645
a giant gold chain to hang myself