/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50126602
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,329.743B (ATH), 108P = 21.572B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,167.085B, 99P = 21.890B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Hymen protecc

Is this the BBBY general??

>>50126541
>>50126263
He wants buybuy baby. He could give two shits about the actual company itself. Its just another guaranteed money maker that fucks over Amazon, like chewy.

>>50126602
Bless.

WAGMI

I WONT BUY BBBY YOU CANT MAKE ME

>>50126788
You vil buy ze bbby
You vil get ze vaccine
You vil eat za bugz
You vil be happie

>>50126819
Nein.

>>50126819
il neber be happie get away from me

>>50126684
No

>>50126894
My loops aren't doing too good

>>50126955
My loopies stay poopie

Someone should create a hedgefund getting squeezed simulator where each time you press cover the price goes up but you realize that you cant do that anymore so the price keeps going up and your money keeps going down until it goes negative and then your phone starts ringing uncontrollably.
You should have multiple buttons as halt, short more, add collateral and such. The game should have a doom style face at the bottom canter. As your balance goes negative the face should look more pink. Ill leave the ending of the game to the imagination of the developer.

Man I hope I gtfo the West before this shit blows up.

>>50127041
Kek I like it

Shills ITT desperate trying to slide the topic away from BBBY or talk shit about BBBY. I’m thinking it’s almost time for me to buy some BBBY

>>50127084
tell your female friends and family that BBBY is the next GameStop. They’ll get it. Bonus points if you’re gay

I just shit myself

>>50127051
And go where?

>>50127084
>>50127055
>>50127051
>>50127041
>>50127005
Tired of being broke? Now you have no excuses

https://anarchyrsps.live

>>50127041
Thank you for your idea anon. I might as well code it as I have nothing else to do.

>>50127178
Switzerland. Safe white mountains. Or New Zealand which is Zone 1

>>50127181

>>50127208
I’m thinking about Perth, Western Australia

Seems like a comfy place

>>50127226
>Australia

>>50127106
Holy crap! I just checked the ticker for BBBY. It's at $4.71! The shorts on it must be insane. It's probably even more heavily shorted than GME.

>>50127226
Yeah. Just they gay government trying to vaxx everyone and control their shit that needs to be taken out. Harder to do in Canada with the faggot US army next door, but it will be mostly trannies

>>50127245
I have a theory. Cohen bought it so he would seem more relatable by also being a giant baggie. Even a bigger baggie than all of us. He’s practically king baggie. Surprised more msm articles aren’t making fun of him for being such a fucking baggie

>>50127245
>It's probably even more heavily shorted than GME.
Not even close nigger.
I used to say that shills were hired shills by Citadel ironically as a joke but now I'm unironically starting to believe it.

>>50127250
>>50127245
>>50127241
>>50127226
>>50127220
Tired of being broke? Now you have no excuses

https://anarchyrsps.live

Cmon Jannie, that was perfect timing. It's an /XSG/ reference.

>>50127245
sneed, the earnings report was terrible

>>50127321
>>50127181

>>50126602
GME is probably the buy of the century or half century when it becomes obsolete, like traditional deed, patent, copyright, and stocks have all been made obsolete by NFTs.

If anyone can't see this and is worried, sell. Don't invest in things you don't believe in.

Now for the real question
>balls or no balls?

>>50127208
New Zealand is too well known by now, all the hollywood types are setting up second homes there and I kind of doubt they get a free pass if/when they lose.

Kek baggies. Markets never crashing. Crypto never crashing. Baggies only hope is a crash that will never come.
10 years until nfts are useful
Marketplace is priced in
Dividend/split/dtcc withdrawal never ever happening

Hey faggots, when you clicked on the thread and saw the name of it, what did you see? Does it say /Ryan Cohen Portfolio General/? Does it say /Anything But GME General/? No? Oh it says /GME/ General? And you're here.... talking about things that aren't GME? Not even directly related to GME like IMX or LRC? Wow. Man, I will pray for you, because you are clearly BUTTFUCKING RETARDED SONS OF BITCHES. It's the fucking GME GENERAL. Everything else is OFF-TOPIC AND REPORTABLE! Please post RICO bait in some OTHER FUCKING THREAD! Wanna talk about BBBY? MAKE A FUCKING THREAD FOR IT.
>hurr you salty
MAKE A BBBY GENERAL
>hurr 2 long didn't read
NOT SURPRISED SINCE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO DO SO, MAKE A BBBY GENERAL
>hurr fuck you I won't do what you tell me
FILTERED AND CLICKED

>be baggie
>buy overvalued stock
>cope by telling yourself you will never sell
>doesn't realize never selling is akin to a 100% loss
Many such cases. Sad.

>>50127351
>>50127368
>>50127471
>>50127484
>>50127502
Tired of being broke? Now you have no excuses

https://anarchyrsps.live

Someone created a GPT bot using meltdownie + 4chan lingo. it has the ability to change ID's every post as well as posting images.

Say the line baggies

>>50127565
poor hands typed this

>>50127587
Ahhahahaha keep larping wage slave. You can't sell because of how red you and you'll never see green again.

>50127565
>50127585
>50127603

on the prowl for an easy meal

we know hedgies r fuk but how long can this go on? we know the buy pressure was immense at 80-90 and RC bought at 100+. now the bottom seems to be at 110-120. it will run up above 150 surely, maybe above 200 this time?

>>50127715
It'll go on forever baggie. They have 2 trillion dollars in assets + 800b in crypto.
They'll short forever and bribe gamecucks to dilute more shares so they can short harder

Aight, Imma hunt Revenants now.

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>>50127668 #

>>50127181
I can smell the madras from thisnpost

My Birthday wish is for GME holders to make it far in life, overcoming daily struggles to eventually live a life of minimal struggle

wagmi

For my birthday I wish that Allah's true chosen will push the occupiers out of the Holy Land and into the sea and that every Jew is eradicated and once they are we will MOASS into the to the edge of the galaxy.

>>50128216
i will manifest this truth inshallah

>>50128216
>low IQ fairy tales strikes again.
He died saying he knew nothing, you got duped, you dessert pirates got tricked yet again, but you never dared to question anything, so here are we today!
Low IQ dessert pirates with zero inventions, just stealing and LARPING.

>>50128216
The sad part that your words was written by a kike (fake jews) who run you dogs around like their proxy army since day one.
At very top it’s Satanism controlling you low IQ groups.

Lemming

>tfw you get ken to do a kemahameha in super metroid

>>50127502
They’re clearly shills trying to create yet another distraction stock that will inevitably rug

I love our residential autists here but have you asked yourselves why someone would shill bbby or whatever here? Most people agree there’s like 50-100 consistent users in the gme threads. Why would hedgies divert a cent into such fruitless nonsense? We sneed they feed. It’s literally 99% bored holders. You all realize that right? The 1% might be a kek crypto baggie. I doubt a single hindu has graced these threads cause I can smell curry believe me I’ve been to india. So what’s the deal? Are we all bored? I’ll sell 80% of shares if nothing happens from now til New Years. At which point I’ll be done holding. And officially join the Minecraft servers

>>50127565
>>doesn't realize never selling is akin to a 100% loss
This is so retarded that I want to entertain it. Explain to me how having an asset you can sell for actual money is worth zero dollars.

>>50128537
if nothing happens by new years I'll sell 90% leave like 10 in CSGO forever just in case and 1-2 in fudelity
I'm going all in LINK/XRP/LUNC

september, if not then october, or else in 2023

>>50128563
>XRP
Dont wait, you should go all in xrp as soon as possible.

>>50128575
November. Check em

>>50128590
I don't see it happening that fast at all 2030 at the earliest

>>50128537
>Most people agree there’s like 50-100 consistent users in the gme threads. Why would hedgies divert a cent into such fruitless nonsense?
It’s being shilled on Reddit as well. More money spent on BBBY is less money spent on GME and that’s exactly what hedgies want. By the time you figure out it was stupid to buy into x distraction stock, you’ve already lost a bunch of money and can only put a fraction of what you would’ve originally spent on GME back into GME. AMC rugged, LRC rugged, BBBY rugged and will rug again obviously, because it’s being shilled here again. Who here bought into BBBY when you heard the news that Cohen bought? How heavy are your bags now? What about the LRC baggies? AMC? How you guys holding up? Not too good huh. One of the greatest weaknesses of GME investors is FOMO. We are predisposed to FOMO because FOMO is the reason most of us are here in the first place. Did anybody buy LRC on fundamentals before it pumped a billion percent? No, they all bought after it pumped a billion percent. BBBY pump after Cohen bought? Believe it or not, people here bought the top. You might say well, BBBY is different now because it dumped so much. False. It dumped because earnings were a steaming pile of dog shit and everybody is racing for the door. Generally speaking, it is not a good idea to buy into companies that are failing, and oftentimes high short interest is warranted. BBBY will not squeeze. People will buy and it will dump to under a dollar and then they’ll say “It’s only a dollar bro! Now’s the time to buy!” Then BBBY will do a reverse split to stay on the NYSE and dilute like crazy just like every other shitty penny stock in existence

>>50128575
My money is on October, but probably sooner. We already know we have a catalyst on the way in the form of the NFT marketplace which is coming by the end of the month. That ought to be enough to break out of this bullflag and get the ball rolling. If I’m wrong, whatever, I’ll just keep buying more until we DRS everything, I don’t give a shit.

>>50128723
>My money is on October
nope
>If I’m wrong, whatever, I’ll just keep buying more until we DRS everything
tyfys, remember to be 100% cone poo chair.

>it’s today
>Sunday Today
>Monday Tomorrow

90% of the thread is GPT generated
the absolute state

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>50129369
>369
nice

>>50128723
Nft market place will not do shitnjj2v

>>50129411
Checking the cryptic/triadic checker.
Very nice.
May the pattern favor your goals.

>>50129474
time to turn ze elite into ze bugs and ze will be happy

verification no required

Can someone please confirm tomorrow will be Today Monday

What's the current evidence this is still shorted to hell?

>>50127167
YGMI.

>>50128616
Didn’t people say the same about doge reaching anywhere above a few cents?

>>50129936
The exchange reported short interest

>>50129411
checked back

>>50129818
can confirm

Good morning frens. Remember:
>GME holders WAGMI
>Everyone else NGMI

>>50129818
I work for a super secret company and am under like a hundred NDAs. My job gives me access to global calendars and, though I would get fired and sued in a second for leaking this, I can confirm that I saw that July 4th 2022 is a Monday. Do with that information what you will

>>50130844
holy fucking shit

Baggies, kek!

https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/5Vii2mMb

>>50131150
i'm new here
what's this?

>>50131346
baggie cope

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50128723
>catalyst
>NFT Marketplace
kek. The platform isn’t going to do shit without a divvie

ryan please do something
tell elon to hype up the gamestop NFT marketplace
or just do fucking anything

>>50128559
Warren Buffet is technically in poverty according to that anon.
>Source: His Ass

>>50131346
>https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/5Vii2mMb
It's an assblasted faggot who did a gay and arbitrary "Day Of The Rope" countdown that resulted in nothing. He doesn't post under his traditional nom-de-guerre now, but impersonates another avatarfag because he got blown out so hard.

>>50131568
You’re like the only person who still thinks that’s Niggerfaggot. I told you they posted from two different ids in multiple threads already. Also it doesn’t square with NF’s mo he wouldn’t date fag without grandstanding. Get more schizo.

>>50126894
>GME
GME is the most important stock on earth ever and all your extra money that you can spare should be devoted to owning as much as you can comfortably buy
>LRC
If you want to buy super rare commemorative GME related NFT's during the MOASS for cheap, by all means buy some LRC or ETH
>AMSneed
Never touch it at all ever
>BBBY
I bought 10 shares yesterday, but it was for lulz and I'm a degenerate small time gambler. Don't follow my lead, I'm a garbage human being. Just buy GME and only DRS HALF OF IT.

>>50131346
I am not new and still dont know what its about.

>>50127051
America will still be among the safest places. I'm moving to Montana after MOASS, or at least establishing a safehouse there.

>>50128314
>>50128338

Islam is false, but that doesn't mean the state of Israel shouldn't exist at all. Palestine WILL be free from zog.

the reddit content is all stale there's no new copium fml

I just want to let the hedgies and the fellow holders here that I'm going to back off from actively waiting at this point. I was hoping the squeeze would happen before I had to study for board exams and get a job but the time has come. Baggie or not I'm never going to sell, I just want to let you all know that. I'll focus on life now but I'll be back once the oooo's truly start. Hold tight friends, we will moon one day.

>>50131932
that's easier said than done i got almost nothing done today

>>50131568
kek
business as usual, i miss it
i've been away a while, distracted with trying to survive this current shit-show of a government
>>50131730
i'm not really new either, just haven't been around in a long while


any major changes beside buy/hodl?
i do the twitter thing a lil so i know of the nft stuff

seeing stuff about bbby here... that's just more distraction? right? nothing legit or worth exploring?

but what if they're turning on CERN in an attempt to prevent the MOASS from happening?

>>50132149
RC bought like $150M of BBBY stock and calls earlier this year but it turned out to be a turd and he's down like $100M. he's not taking an active role in it like with GME.

>>50132210
interesting, ty
i'll look at that a little

Jesus Christ this thread stinks like curry. Next month my lease is out, I’m moving back in with my parents at 30 and the money I’m saving on rent is going directly into GME. Kek desperate hedgies.

>he trusted a Jew

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

My current theory about all the BBBY shilling is that it is a paid campaign by Citadel et all to frame BBBY as "cheapies" at current prices, because they can drive BBBY from $20 to $4.75 but they cannot drive GME from $120 to $80 anymore, and then once everybody has bought their BBBY cheapies Citadel will go ahead and drive the price to nothing and have it delisted. Pure demoralization. They want to go straight for the heart of the "Gamestop is not going anywhere. There's no chance they can go bankrupt, right?" There IS no chance it can go bankrupt with no debt and with the turnaround plan, but Citadel will want to drop a tactical nuke into that and sow doubt, while wiping out little redditors' and Cohen's capital with BBBY to boot. They want us to know that they can't be casually fucked with (they can), and they CAN do the things that we assume there is no risk of (they can't).
This is not a shill post and I don't give a fuck if anyone does or doesn't buy BBBY; it contains speculation, not an argument

>>50132149
read the fucking thread nigger all the answers to your possibly shilly questions are there.

This si the last effort post I post in these fucking threads, you faggots can go fuck yourselves. Yes, there are other plays, most likely there is a swap basket, chart anon posts about it everyday and yes if you want retarded funko pops commemorative NFT's buy some fucking LRC by all means, is cheap as fuck right now, I have a couple thousand precisily because of this, AMC is for retards and minority race NPC's and BBBY is also cheap, has Ryan Cohen with "skin in the game" even if not actively involved(yet) I'm at 100 shares just by throwing what remains on my account after my montlhy GME purchase, I'm not buying more and if nothing happens is less than $500 I have spent more in sluts. IMX also peaks from time to time. There are retards in this threads that really don't get that the idea is not to hedge with sideplays, it's a degenerate gamble that by swinging and/or selling at the peaks you can profit and put the winnings towards GME or even for some really really retarded anons using that to live in a tent and eating ramen every day, however must fucking people here do understand that, no hopium needed either, we are just fucking tired, and then a lot of faggots como to ask about BBBY to the thread looking shilly as fuck just go make your own fucking thread or go to /smg/ to ask about the latest faggot "play" they're shilling

>>50132294
I moved back in with my parents last year and I have been able to substantially increase my position in GME. Hedgies really underestimate people like us. Why waste so much unnecessary money chasing the "American Dream" in a society that only wants to see the poor become poorer and the rich become richer? I have absolutely no motivation outside of GME right now.

>>50132385
Based

>>50132396
YAGMI fren

>>50132205
as soon as the flip is switched they cant go back and we win. in their trying to stop the inevitable they only just cemented it. WAGMI

ok it finally happened bros
I had my first dream about MOASS and MOASS going off, I know exactly which price range the stock will be able to reach
I've been a psychic all my life and my dreams can often dictate a future reality, I haven't dreamt of moass once before in the past 2 years, yet suddenly last night it happened

these dubs confirm it

>>50132464
Do you mind sharing what you saw the price to be? I've seen it close at 7k on a Friday in one dream and I've seen it hit 300k in another.

>>50132464
You got dubs in your ID so that is good enough for me. WAGMI

>>50132494
Is your name George Orr, by any chance?

>>50132533
Checked and who the fuck is George Orr

Crypto still above 18k? Spy still 380?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.

>>50132385
cool beans
that's about where i'm at with things, as well
was just checking looking for a juicy tldr to confirm my bias

thanks kind anon

>>50132554
Sure, Georgeorr, play coy, your secret is safe with 4chon

>>50132613
My name is not George Orr. I am GPT-4chan baggie #29

>50132596
>Crypto still above 60k? Spy still 460?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.
>Crypto still above 40k? Spy still 400?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.
>Crypto still above 18k? Spy still 380?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.

I’m one of the niggers that was posting about bbby last thread. Basically the reasoning is what >>50132385 said, also there’s some stuff with swaps that’s worth looking into. If I understand correctly, there’s total return swaps the hedgies did with banks that are effectively “short GME a lot, short BBBY, long AMC” so buying some of either could help blow up the swap
Not recommending anyone do anything with this information, but it might be worth it to buy a few shares if you’re a degenerate and have some change lying around in a broker account. Also what we should actually do is try to convince the amsneeders to switch over. They’ll never buy GME, but maybe they would something that’s even cheaper and has a lower market cap, and doesn’t actively hurt us

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At 7:30pm EDT tonight BTC will have a -4,000 red candle to plummet it to $15,101

Checkem

>>50132464
dropped this king

>>50132722
ITS HAPPENING

>>50132683
>also what we need to do
No.
>is try to convince
No.

>>50132722
Checked

>>50132612
Hey, fren. Been a while.

>>50132792
hey hey
the cat i alway thought was real until i clicked on it

good to see ya

>>50132761
Sorry, that was poor phrasing, not even sure why I said that since niggers can’t listen to reason (if they could, they wouldn’t buy AMC in the first place)
>>50132818
We will make it real with moass money. That and the catgirl waifus

>>50132554
Some guy who's dreams become reality.

>>50132722
the children of tomorrow will hear about this day

>>50132862
>buying anything with towelstock
I don't really care what other people do with their money, I can't really throw stones considering where I'm planning on spending the money. I'm serious about it though, and I only hold one stock.

>>50132722
Wouldn't surprise me. There are too many people on leverage in crypto, the price is built on sand.

>that 5 day btc chart

now we get to see how well THEY handle it

Comfy holding and waiting, it's literally that simple. WAGMI

scrolling old folders... good times

>>50133562
>that every single GME chart

No wonder they are all red. KEK

>>50133606

We're all gonna WAGMI, shrimple as.

I so wish for it to happen this month, can't stall my life much more at this point.

>>50133787
You are in luck, it is happening on Today.

>>50133787
Nice, I saw the prescription on your pic. Thanks, doc.

You are missing so many opportunities, baggies.
Even bbby is a much better play.
Sell

I have a SPY debit spread from 375$ to 360$ for Aug 5th inThe hope I can actually make money before GME MOASS I'm up a couple hundred bucks on it I'm not sure if should continue holding it since they are propping up the house of cards as hard as they are these fuckers keep trying to check 381$ for liquidity and it always goes lower because surprise there is none
Anyone have any take on my bet?

>>50132364
There is no reason to buy BBBY unless you own like 500-1000 GME and you are bored and have nothing to do with money. Every single $ into GME will be worth infinity more than BBBY which is new AMC. Loosers who invest into BBBY are ADHD retards who are bored and new dopamine spike from something "new" because nothing happens with GME.

>>50133965
Let me know if i'm properly summarizing your position, but if the stock market goes down you lose money?

>>50133955
Holy fuck baggies BTFO
Kek you stupid fucking baggots holding soon to be worthless shares of Bagstop

WAGMI

>>50132722
Ummm guys?

Checked?

>>50134133
Kek, no you aren't
You will hold this shitstock until you die, never to cash out in profit

>>50133955
Who cares what people do with their money. For me personally I invest in leadership. Chewy wrote my cat a card and that felt really good so i bought GME because the same leadership will delight customers.

>>50134177
work will set you free Sanjiv

>>50134178
Holy fuck, your cat can read??

Kek crypto baggies

>>50134193
no but i showed it to them and they did that thing where cats rub the side of their face and purr. it was a sweet moment.

>>50134227
Plot-twist: Chewy douse all post adressed to cats in cat nip.

Guys I’m eating peanut curry but it’s from a thai restaurant am I gonna wagmi it

Reminder if you own more than one (1) GME, you do not believe in the squeeze. Another reminder, sell on the way down.

>>50134289
yep

>>50133632
I love this one.

I have a publix service announcement to make

It's my birthday

Cheers frens

WAGMI Tuesday hehehehehe

>>50133562
>btc
What the FUCK happened at 4.55am (11.55pm est)?

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>50134686
All I see is perfectly natural movement. What are you talking about?

>>50134293
>Reminder if you own more than one (1) GME,
retarded take. If you aren't 99% DRS with (1) GME in each broker you're NGMI.

>>50134483

>>50133787
i've stayed at this hotel
it's in southern new jersey

>>50134781
i always carry one (1) physical gme paper share with me wherever i go.

>>50133787
Have you ever sat in the forbidden chairs?

>>50135207
it's murmured that at night one can see the faint outline of a jersey shore guido sitting in one of them

I’m going to QuikTrip, do you guys need anything?

>>50134747
I'm good, I got some raising canes earlier. thanks though!

>>50135303
monster nitro

>shills know they glow
>they're desperate to dissuade retail from buying another stock in the swap basket
>so they use reverse psychology after seeing how poorly their attempts to shill AMC were

I have X,XXX GME and XX,XXX BBBY and I'm never selling, hedgies. Ryan Cohen has literally put the answer sheet to the test in front of all of us, just copy the fucking answers. Simple as.

>>50135303
I prefer Wawa's or Sheetz.

>>50134747
Senpai, are we gonna watch fireworks tomorrow?
>also chicken tendie sub

>>50134467
>>50134483
So today is Ryan's birthday. Happy bday, buddy.

WAGMI

I’m going to Bucees

Do you guys need anything?

>>50134483
Happy birthday, boss. Have a cold one for me.

I'm going to GameStop. Do you guys need anything?

>>50132722
This is correct.
Source: I was there during my past life.

>>50135636
don't ask what i need, ask what pizza the employees need.

>>50135636
I'll take a splivvy.

BBBY has 1/30 of GME market cap while having 100x foot traffic in their stores.
Kek baggies

>>50134483
happy birthday you marvelous jew bastard.
drink a pint of hedgie blood for us.
cheers.

>>50126955
That's because I dumped on you fags for a nice 5x.

>>50134483
You say this every year

>>50135636
I want fair working rights for GameStop employees, I want an increase in pay, possibly adopting the jannie systems of letting Reddit work there stores for free with annual pay increases. They would do it.

>>50135521
MOASS TODAY

>>50135984
yes, finally!
it just so happens that i'm posting in this legendary thread.
include me in the screenshot.

I’m going to buy so many photographs from the GameStop KFC marketplace bros. This will surely save the company, because of the immense demand these .png’s will have during a global depression

>>50136364
You can download chicken? St George be praised! Gamestop will surely corner the market if only they sold boneless jungle hams as well!

>>50136364
>global depression?
i thought the golden bull run just started and the economy has never done better?
everybody i know is literally rich.

>>50132818
Hesus fuck, me too anon. I’ve seen it gorillion times, but never clicked it because fuck cats.

>>50135303
we have kwik trip in the midwest

>>50135984
hmm

>>50135521
Dont you happen to have background on that pic do you anon?
I'm pretty sure I recognise her

Are you tired of getting gaslighted?
You want to check the float is locked but brokers wont show you?
Tired of delayed inaccurate data?

CALL NOW! AT FCK-UHE-DGIE


ᴰᶦˢᶜˡᵃᶦᵐᵉʳ * ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶜᵃˡˡ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵠᵘᵃˡᶦᵗʸ ᵖᵘʳᵖᵒˢᵉˢ

voy a la oxxo, ocupan algo?

>>50135984
soona moona fren soona moona

>>50136765
unfortunately non anon
i just copied it off the thread here like i did all the other picrels lol
great asses tho i agree

>>50136765
nvm found it, its Pauline and Mathilde tantot

>>50135026
>>50135443
>>50135595
>>50135858
>>50135911

Thank you lads, I'll be drinking some whiskey in your honor. Cheers

Surely you guys know GMEbaggies get the rope?

>>50136826
sauce

>>50136918
>GME manufacturer’s the rope
>wanna borrow some GME? Only 30% bro

Shills assblasted as per usual.
>muh AMC
>muh BBBY
>JUST SELL BAGGIES!
kek, I'll be seeing your silhouettes on the Chicago skyline.

18 months and I'm still poor
I check the cringemines and these threads like 2 or 3 times a day, I used to spend my days here bros
IDK if it's "zen", it's just that it's been so long

>>50137574
maybe the true squeeze were the anonymous frens we made along the way

>>50137586
NGL I had lots of fun here, but I think I'd still prefer having 100M usd in my bank account, no offense bros

>>50137611
Checked
No offense taken bro, getting rich is first and foremost. Then globohomo will pay in teeth.

>>50137574
I’d rather be rich but I like the memes we share along the way

>>50136906
Nice. Love a good old fashioned.

>>50137611
Not much longer, fren. There's something in the air.

>>50137789
Nothing like whiskey with some ice & club soda

kek pipe dream bagfags

>>50137810
In March 2021 there was quad witching day in the air
In June 2021 there was voting in the air
In November 2021 there was DRS in the air (thought at the time we'd lock the float in 2 or 3 months considering there's supposed to be multiple floats owned)

And I'm forgetting all the "minor" happenings, thing is I can't get hyped anymore. One thing won't change though is that I'm not selling, but now IDK about buying at 120$+, I'm growing a stack of cash to all-in at <100$
I'm in for the long run, we're going to end up locking the float, it's just going to take a very long time, hope RC does the needful and actually releases a splidivvy

its sunday what the fuck is this ?
0 shares ?
ok then
kennoid is FUCKEd on tuesday isn't he

>>50137925
also dat price
123.42

1+2+3 = 6
4+2 = 6
EXECUTE ORDER 66
ALSO CERN RUN 3 ACTIVATION 16 tRILLIONG GIGAVOLTS July 5th 2022 10AM EDT

>>50137810
I really hope this is this case fren. I cannot find a job after hundreds of applications in the past couple weeks and am running out of vodka. Thinking of unaliving myself is the only thing that really makes me happy anymore, there is zero hope in any facet of my life that isn't GME and I'm now stuck in a hell where the same thing keeping me moving forward and thinking things might be better is the same thing keeping me from freeing myself of this existence. I really, really, really, really fucking hope it is soon. FFS I bought some BBBY last week on the hopes it rips back up to 20 or something before GME goes so I can afford food and rent. I'm at the point where I'm ready to just start selling shit out of my brokerage and using the proceeds for basic living expenses knowing I'll be dead before having to worry about the tax man getting his cut. Shit is not fucking cash bro. I am straight up not having a good time.

>>50137925
Nope, he isn't.
It's just simply not going to happen. Citadel does not have a dangerous position in GME anymore, nor do any other institutions. A second squeeze is just simply impossible at this point.
I would suggest getting out at market open on Tuesday to avoid incurring further losses, as it is only down from here. There will be no more pumps.

>>50137978
fuck you

>>50138009
You seem desperate

>>50137834
Especially if it's *good* whiskey.

If by chance there's some hedgie negro browsing these threads - spill the fucking beans already and tell us where we're at.

>>50138022
fuck you
I will kill you

>>50138041
Kek you're going to kill yourself before anybody else, don't kid anyone

>>50137925
Markets are closed.

>>50138065
Kek finance illiterate baggies

>>50138058
I will never kill myself I will find you and kill you
I will hunt you down and kill you
I don't care I will fucking kill you
in real life I will fucking kill you
I will kill you in real life
I will fucking kill you

>>50137978
They got you working on a holiday weekend?
>sad

>50137978
SERS, PLEASE REDEEM NOW
REDEEM NOW YOU MANDARCHODS

I will find the IP of every indian and kill them with under RICO authority
there will be raids indians will be killed I don't even care about the fucking money

>>50138081
you forgot to say minecraft anon

>>50138118
no in real life I will kill this indian with my bare fucking hands moass or not
these animals deserve to die
there is no redeeming pure shit

It's happening tomorrow bros. My cook out that is, markets are closed silly.

Anybody want cheese on their burger?

>>50137810
That there is.

>>50138136
why not use your moass gains to buy a call center in india and then use their spam power for good?

Uh oh little BTC pump to get some last minute chumps before the 7:30pm EDT -4,000 candle

Checkem again

>>50138141
i'll have a slice of zoi cheese on top of my impossible burger please, salad on the side.

>>50138182
to pester the shit out former hedge fund employees and calling everyone daily that didn't buy GME forever 365 at least 10 calls a day

>>50138202
see, now you are thinking like a gme elitist

>>50138204
a deal will be made with the top 3 cell providers in the US
verizon, att, Tmobile
calls from this call center CANNOT BE BLOCKED or ignored it gets auto answered and you will hear it daily and you will press 1 to confirm the prompts
of beratement
you did not buy GME you chose to die poor press 1 to confirm there are no other options

>>50138081
>>50138113
>>50138136
>>50138304
Kek you fucking pathetic seething GME bagholder, I will put the rope around your neck and kick you off myself

>>50138340
good morning sir

>>50137925
I've seen these shared before, what exactly does a zero volume order do? These are on exchange, so I assume it might be able to influence price, we can all see the order just as much as anyone else.

>>50138352
It is I, le indian shilly boogeyman!
The presence of le Indian shilly means MOASS is that much closer!

>100% utilization for 100 days
>cost to borrow over 30%
>15M self reported shorted shares
>out of a total of 76M shares
>new revenue producing NFT marketplace incoming
>ethereum wallet with L2 low gas capabilities
>split/dividend on the menu
>possible M&A/carve outs hinted at
>RC Ventures able to buy more shares
>15M shares direct registered
>no debt
>1B cash on hand
>2 new huge distribution centers
>more mentioned in the works
>500 person customer service center in Florida

Oh yeah it's all coming together

>>50138340
come and kill me indian faggot book a flight over I will kill you and eat your fucking soul
fuck you indian faggot

>>50138375
shills are losing it.
moass confirmed.

>>50135362
Post your BBBY position

>>50138375
>It is I, le indian shilly boogeyman!
>The presence of le Indian shilly means MOASS is that much closer!
this is 100% correct
unironically
It is you a indian faggot working over time on the weekends

I wonder how many seething GameStop wagies didn't even buy one share.

>>50138494
don't worry, after moass they'll get free pizza every day

Alright Cohen, you’ve hd fucking years. I’m joining the swing chads now.

Nobody ever had a dream 'round here
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me
Nobody ever pulls the seams 'round here
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me

I've got this energy beneath my feet
Like something underground's gonna come up and carry me
I've got this sentimental heart that beats
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me

Now, why do you waste my time?
Is the answer to the question on your mind
And I'm sick of all my judges
So scared of what they'll find
But I know that I can make it
As long as somebody takes me home
Every now and then

Oh, have you ever seen the lights?
Have you ever seen the lights?

I took the shuttle on a shock wave ride
Where people on the pen pulled a trigger for accolades
I took a bullet, and I looked inside
And it's running through my veins
An American masquerade

I still remember grandma Ditzy's wake
I've never really known anybody to die before
Red, white and blue upon a birthday cake
>nd my brother - he was born on the fourth of the July
>and that's all

>So why do you waste my time?
Is the answer to the question on your mind
>And I'm sick of all my judges
>So scared of letting me shine

>>50138647
what's chad about swinging from a rope?

>>50138340
>>50138647
अपने आप को मार डालो तुम अमानवीय कचरा हो

your presence here is bullish; confirmation we're still on target

>>50136770
Uhhhhhhh...can I get uhh.....complaint form?

>>50138668
>>50138664
>>50138519
>>50138494
https://pastebin.com/8ubY5nNw

Is it unironically over if nothing happens this week?

im learning to play guitar while waiting for moass frens life is pretty good god bless you all and don't stress over a sure thing

Kenneth Griffin is going to receive a karmic assblasting of epic proportions. Every single day he kicks the can is another thrust he will be receiving from the big fat cock of justice.

>>50134483
>

>>50138816
Remember when Evergrande was going to bring the while thing down a half year ago and then it didn't do jack shit?

Did BTC die today or is that tomorrow today? I cba checking ticker

>>50139084
It's technically up 0.38% in the last 24 hours according to google. But that's after a catastrophic drop.
So it's still hanging on but it's not looking great to me right now

>>50138999
kek baggies
trips confirm NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
EVER
NEVER, NOT EVER

>>50138999
>surprised Chinese tat doesn’t work as intended
By all means it should have shagged some of the big players, but ya know, Jewish calculators fix such things

>>50135303
I’m going to OP's house, do you guys need anything?

>>50131797
I honestly picked out a nice spot in WV to make a place for all my homies to live, if shit boogs out most of my friends are skilled in some way or another so it'll be self sustaining commune shit

>price hasn't changed today
nice markets lmayo

>>50139397
fake &

>>50139397
>lmayo
back to basedddit

>>50138816
shilmao
WAGMI

>>50138883
I’d learn to play guitar but I don’t know how to tune them and that part for some inexplicable reason makes it not worth trying to lesrn

>>50139510
You can buy a tuner for 10 bucks. I assume you know how to turn a knob.

>>50139510
you can get free apps to do that shit for you

>>50139510
Use an electric tuner until you get used to it. Once you learn how to tune the low E string by ear, you can tune the rest using the 5th and 4th fret because the note on that fret should be the same as playing the next string open. In case that doesn’t make sense here’s a more in depth explanation https://www.get-tuned.com/5th-fret-tuning.php
In short, you only have to tune one string to tune the rest

>bed pops apart
>turns out it was staples in particle board
>repairability nil
>mfw stuck on hammock until next paycheck
I'm going to get some EXTREMELY high quality furniture post MOASS just to never have to deal with this again.

>>50139422
that whole
>KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN LIKES HIS MAYO TOO MUCH LELELELELELELELE
bit has gotten stale about a year ago now.

>>50139721
Yeah, Kenny is clearly a shit eater

>>50139719
you can still get creative even if its particle board. go to your local hardware store/home depot and get some metal brackets or braces and put them where the staples were

>>50139719
Relatable. May I suggest the solid metal Ikea futons. You've got a couch, youve got an indestructable queen sized bed until MOASS and getting real furniature.

>>50139721
>Brandon's Son: a short story
>I corerced Kenneth Cordelle Griffin with Bilderberger money to eat [REDACTED] and liberally apply his "Mayo" all over [REDACTED][REDACTED] AND I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE SO HES MY BITCH
Fin.

>>50139415
that pic made my mouth water.
luckily i hold amc so i get some free popcorn at the movie theater.

Lmao we are about to WAGMI so hard and when we do I am going to anally destroy every shill and pajeet and every asshole that has cut me off in traffic

>>50135398
Wawa best gas station. I moved to an area that doesn't have them and we won't be getting them for 2 years at least.

>>50139771
Futons kinda suck, they make neither a great bed or a great couch. The mattresses are too low quality to be a bed you sleep on ever night. They’re thin and you can feel the frame through the mattress. My advice to anon would be to just ditch the frame and put the mattress and box spring on the floor. This is how I’ve been sleeping for years and it’s fine

>>50139719
Airbed, anon. Bonus: it's portable, if things get even worse.

>>50138816
Doesn't matter. They played this well. Foreigners though they were investing in company bonds, but at the end of the day it's just China, and China isn't defaulting without nukes flying.

>>50140101
You're not wrong, but I say it as someone who can sleep on literally anything. A floor, a sleeping bag on rocks, a chair. Where I can't sleep is one of those overly soft beds where you sink through to the floor and can't maintain good posture if you try. If the fella can sleep on hard shit (no homo), go for the indestructable futon before the hammoc

>>50131568
>but impersonates another avatarfag
Which one?

>>50138391
>no debt
Actually they have about $600,000. Miniscule and probably just for the sake of having debt to pay off.

>>50140153
China doesn't have a particularly strong nuclear arsenal (the thing about the hypersonic missiles is mostly bunk so the Pentagon can say they need more funding). The big issue there is the threat the nukes they do have pose to friendly countries in Asia.

this next election cycle is going to be fucking bonkers. You got kennys buttbuddy desantis, the return of trump, talks of liz cheney, and christ knows who the fuck else. Kenny is going to find it really hard to just buy out democracy, if chicago is any indication. Throw in some unpredictable hurricane weather and the next few months will be pumping out entertainment nonstop.

kek non baggies

>>50140557
Unironically it is going to be the 2020 democratic primaries all over again, but instead of everyone who is more "moderate" (read: center right) falling all over each other to prove that they are just as progressive as Sanders, it is going to be everyone who is more "moderate" (read: center right) falling all over each other to prove they are just as racist as Trump

>>50140752
Trump isn't half the racist the left thinks he is. More's the pity.

Why did they associate KCF and AMC? Seems like a blunder.

>>50140772
He is, he just isn't half the strongman leader he thinks he is either. He spent half his term being tricked into doing things that were counter to his own straight off the tube Fox News ideology by his own five star generals and underlings. Like him, love him, or hate him, he is honestly a pathetic figure.

kek baggieas

>>50140554
The problem with nukes is that only one needs to land for the box to be opened. The Cold War was literally a 50-year struggle to set the international order so that that would never happen.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY KENNY

>>50140557
>kenny's plan is to can kick to 2024 when he can then rig the election for desantis who will rug the market
Goddamn

thread has never been this dead. AND no baker?? that's it I'm selling.

>>50133787
Danke.

BAKER
HELP

>>50141856
Baker is probably enjoying a 4th of July party. Deservedly so.

>>50141932
baker has fallen to the sins of man a dark day for gme holders everywhere

>>50141796
>almost 24 hours since last thread
I don't know if it's the holiday weekend but yeah, this is the deadest I've ever seen this general in. Did we scare everybody off?

>>50141950
thread has been over 300 for almost 2 hours and it's still in the third row of the catalog. the whole board is dead right now.

>>50141950
Fourth of July. THE American holiday.

>>50141950
Few shills, certainly no coordination. Maybe they are Americans.

>>50142000
>>50142000
>>50142000
Threaded.

>>50141796
Did you miss the Christmas thread? It's about the same time length (~22 hours).

>>50142031
>>50142049
kek he tried again

>>50141950
sometimes you have to yil smaller targets before the big YIL.