/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50132789
Think of the most retarded thing you can. Then make it twice as retarded, and use awful slang to tell me about it.

>>50132789
Dying poor and without children

>>50132789
You'd need to be on TikTok to find out

This is a millenial forum

>>50132934
Boomer cope fr fr no cap we've already infiltrated

>>50132789
Anything to do with trannies. It’s crazy and sickening how far tranny culture has spread in one generation. I’m 33yo peak milennial and trannies were basically unheard of when I was a kid now it’s almost normal among zoom zooms.

>>50132789
unemployment lines, short all the tech companies paying 22 year olds fresh out of college 6 figure salaries to jerk off to anime porn all day

>>50133197
33yo here also. it’s like a different world then what we grew up in.

>>50133197
my sister works in education and half of any given elementary classroom is "genderfluid" or whatever

Am I a Zoomer or millennial at 28 ?

>>50134042
what are you, '93/'94? tail end millennial.
i know a lot of '96-'99 zoomers try to claim millennial status but kek no way, you're not a millennial if you dont remember 9/11 or the WWF Attitude Era.

>>50132789
being gay but ironically

>>50134108
I'm very late 93. Wtf am I? I always thought I was a millennial but I just found out I'm really borderline according to the internet. I remember 9-11 but only just as I was waiting for dbz to come on in the morning but instead it was the news about some buildings

>>50134228
You're a zoomer you tard

>>50134320
Yeah i kind of agree now.

>>50134228
i'd still say you're tail end millennial, maybe an inbetweener. '94 or '95 latest is where i'd say millennials end. you have to be able to remember the 90's in some fashion

>>50132899
....Edible smartphones.... flavoured with g-fuel.....

>>50134108
>but kek no way, you're not a millennial if you dont remember 9/11 or the WWF Attitude Era.
I remember both of those and I'm a 96'er. Then again, I don't think the zoomer/boomer/whatevoorer shit applies outside of America.

>>50133959
im 33 and i remember my dad laughing his ass off at a crossdressing man that he saw in a department store. or my parents' amusement at my mom working in an office complex, next door to a gay hair stylist. now it's, well, you know.

>>50134108
>tfw 95
Not even acknowledged in your examine anon. Many such cases

>>50134378
>I remember both of those and I'm a 96'er.
attitude era was '97-'01. i doubt you'd remember anything apart from maybe the last year of it.

>>50134402
>the awkward zoollennial

>>50134432
sorry maybe it went up to '02

Memes about voluntary celibacy being a "Chad" thing will be the next zoomer fad after their last attempt to cope with their inceldom (becoming trannies) failed.
You can see it brewing already among Nick Fuentes' groomzoom army, the ones that didn't turn into trannies that is.

>>50134352
>you have to be able to remember the 90's in some fashion
I honestly don't. I thought I did but it was mostly just memories I re enacted in my head from photos I saw of myself. But I can't remember anything from the 90s. I don't remember kindergarten at all. First memory was first year Primary school which was in 2000. My memory has always been pretty bad though so not sure if I'm a good example

>>50134432
>>50134463
One of my earliest memory as a 4(?) year old was trying to do Rey Mysterio's 619. Bush (the retarded one) visited my country back then and I remember seeing him on TV, but not for 9/11.

>>50134481
celibacy is a chad thing tho
find jesus

>>50134503
Found the coping incel zoomer.

ai related shit, metaverse world, iNFT's

>>50134503
>that tradcatch mulattoe zoomer who found a forced sense of community after being an outcast loser for the first 19 years of his life
christ is king, indeed

>>50134481
"Tradcath zoomer" is a real phenomenon. Zoomers will bring back the retarded conservatism of the early 2000's, which is still a million times better than trannyism and zogbot leftism.

>>50134525
yeah man 20 years in iraq/afghanistan, pointless security theater, the NSA, domestic spying, etc. was based as hell

>>50134498
mysterio wasn't a part of the attitude era tho, he didnt join wwf til mid 2002

>>50132899
JUUL but with a touchscreen and apps for some reason.

>>50134525
Tradcath zoomers are not going to bring back anything, it's just another stupid little Internet subculture like being a genderspecial, a SJW or whatever. Half of them jack off to OnlyFans whores and probably subscribe to them too.

test

>>50134558
He joined in the tail end of the attitude era, sure. And we also owned cassettes of WWF/E matches. My siblings and I literally tore the Bret Hart VS Shawn Michael tape due to rewatching/rewinding it far too many times.

>>50134549
No it's not based at all, but still a million times better than what trannies got going on, the bar is so low it sunk into the second dimension.

>>50134645
>He joined in the tail end of the attitude era, sure.
nah the wwf had officially ended its use of the "attitude" slogan before he joined.

>>50134613
I don't know man, zoomers are leaving behind leftism en masse, or at least the boys are. They're the ones who grew up during the "SJW Cringe Compilation", "Ben Shapiro OWNED X with Facts and Logic", and Jordan Peterson eras of youtube fads.

And the reason millennials turned out to be so liberal was as a reaction to their conservative christian boomer parents whom they had pretty bad relationships with all around, as well as a reaction to Bush and the catastrophes his presidency brought. Meanwhile, Zoomers grew up with Obama, and snarky, smarmy, liberal bot Generation X parents. The pendulum is swinging with them. You'll see,

miladies

>>50134696
Eh, even then, it's not like the type of theatrics and characters of the attitude era were discontinued with the slogan right then and there. You still had anti-face, sometimes heel Batista, Sledgehammer Triple H (before he became Corporate H), The Rock and Steve Austin also still kept showing up well into 2005 IIRC, etc.

>>50134746
Yeah, so like I said, a bunch of incels using le epin tradcath memes to form a subculture and cope with being incels with no future, not achieving anything in the process. There is no victory to be had by leaving leftism if what you do is join gay Fuentes catboy troon conservatism.

>>50134042
>>50134108
>>50134228
>>50134320
>>50134336

No, 28 isn't a fucking zoomer. It's tail-end millennial that likely shares some zoomer traits, depending on your socialization. There are proper zoomers (like 25) who have genuine millennial ethos, and there's some people even pushing 30 who try to co-opt zoomie culture (it's giving geriatric-millennial to me, y'all) but there's no way 28 is a proper zoomie.

9/11 is one thing, but I honestly think zoomers, more than anything, were the kinda post-facebook generation.

>>50134815
m8, stop coping. it wasnt the attitude era, period. batista wasnt a part of the attitude era. stone cold had walked out of the company by then. you are a zoom zoom.

>>50134909
Whatever, m7.

>>50134877
To me, it has to do with how social media-integrated you were, for those born that late-90's grey area. If you were an early adopter babby of facebook, smartphones, vines, etc. you're definitely a zoomer. If you were late to that boat, or even never adopted them (during your formative years), you're definitely millennial. I didn't even get a smartphone until I was 18, I only had a brick Nokia, and that was at 14. Didn't own a phone, a laptop, etc. Many such cases among my peers as well.

DEAD ASS

>>50134746
They're leaving behind cringe millennial we're-going-to-change-the-world-by-blogging-about-it leftism, but for the most part, nothing is replacing that engagement. Zoomies are more conservative in comparison but only because apolitical disengagement due to a lack of individual political efficacy is more conservative than GirlBrain pearl-clutching and strongly-worded Instagram story-shares.

There's the tradcath, borderline neofash zoomies, and there's the completely pozzed genderfuck Leftist-means-trans-rights zoomies but both of those are outlier fringe groups. The prototypical zoomer has a number of "liberal" ideas baked in (like gay marriage, and gay people, just completely unquestioned) but basically believes conspicuous political engagement is a symptom of mental illness. They're atomized.

>>50135023
>Zoomies are more conservative in comparison

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>>50132789
Alternative oracles ie. KENSHI, iexec, DIA, API3 etc

>>50135053
>>50135077
Sample sizes, survey areas, and target demographics can wildly swing any social survey you could possibly take. If I were told those surveys were made in New York or LA, then it'd be a no-brainer. But try and make that survey again, not in the south, just try the midwest and you'll see a different picture.

>>50135116
>not even in the south*

>>50134979
>To me, it has to do with how social media-integrated you were
basically. my only critiques would be that late 90's is zoomie by definition, mid-90's is up to the individual tendency. Zoomies only had a brief taste of facebook if that. I think the key period is when snapchat was destroying facebook marketshare, and so zuck co-opted as many snapchat features as possible into instagram.

The youngest possible "millennial" is like, a 25 (MAYBE 24) year old who grew up in an extremely conservative, sheltered household and didn't get a cellphone until age 18. You can tell the difference in the way they text. Millennial texts are... Well, like my posts, overwrought. But even zoomies with triple-majors from prestigious schools text like fucking retards.

>>50132789
How does zoomer shit suck so bad? I honestly don't get it. There is no soul in anything anymore. Imagine when they are in their thirties, what gay shit are they even going to pine for?

>>50133991
it's over

>>50135181
Your parents didn't like the things you were into, and thought it was stupid. And so did their parents, in regards to their interests. It's natural for us to look down on our social successors, because we're older and thus (should be) more experienced and world-wrought. To me, I just see kids having fun with their Fortnite dances, nonsensical memes, and Amogus. I mean, we've had incredibly dumb shit too. Nyan cat? Onision? Smosh? Yeah no, let's not pretend we weren't "cringe" too.

>>50135152
I'm not sure what the categorical cut-off for a zoomer is, but I can firmly say 1999+ is zoomer territory, regardless of their socialisation and cultural ambience.

>>50132789
>What is the next zoomer fad
detransitioning
>and how can I profit off it?
MD, JD, or both

>>50135250
We had the tightest childhood era ever and I refuse to believe anything otherwise. If you weren't a kid in the 90s and a teenager in the 2000s you had a subpar childhood.

>>50134874
Please. PLEASE. Touch grass.

Also YWNBAW

>>50135290
I bet Gen X'ers would readily fight you on that one. Most people remember their childhoods fondly, cause you know, you weren't a wagie adult with bills and all that fun stuff.

>>50135291
Go back to your Discord server with the other groomed teenagers.

It's going to be shitcoins again. IF the market recovers things have a very fucking high chance of entering clown market and people will get fleeced on multilevel pyramid schemes again.

>>50133197
No it isn't you fucktard. Graduated high school last year, and people bullied the fuck out of those trannies. They're maybe accepted on the internet, but you're retarded if you think that shit flies in real life.

>>50132789

80's clothes

>>50132899
not gonna lie, inflation is pretty mid and j powell is a goofy ahh on god fr fr

>>50132789
Don't bother anon. I invested in kilos of Tide Pods but everyone has stopped eating them

>>50133959
You grew up in a world with the twin towers, and without smartphones.

>>50134605
Those vapes already exist

>>50135335
borderline Gen X'er here (born in 1980) and can confirm. Being a kid in the 80's was full of unsupervised outdoor play, bike rides and over all adventure with friends. Being a teen in the 90s was witnessing the birth of the modern internet, great video games and music and nothing like social media or smart phones to fuck everything up. 2000s were pretty cool too. The internet was still somewhat niche and not pozzed by corporations and politics. Everything went to shit after 2010.

>>50132789
Is he playing rimworld?

>>50136220
>Graduated high school last year
God this makes me feel so old, I first came here when I was 14, but that was 13 fucking years ago.

>>50136220
Based highschool, I went to a rich kids one and they fucking cancelled everyone who made fun of troons

>>50134449
I grew up in a time where half my friends were addicted to Runescape and newgrounds and the other half didn't even have dial-up at home. It was weird because these 2 groups developed such different senses of humor and outlook in life. Millenials who only got online in the late 00s/early 10s are basically boomers.

yo that shit is bussin fr no cap

>>50132789
It will be Columbia Clothing.
>logo looks like swastika but brand was designed by a jew
>made for hiking, climbing, and camping
>cool designs, not faggy
>more based than muh northface what a lot of young zoomers still wear
>niggers won't wear it and muzzies wont feel offended by the signs but won't wear it

>>50136220
seethe tranny
you have no idea how accepted it is now compared to back in the 90's.

The thing I find weird about these generational deadlines is that there doesn't seem to be much that characterises either generation. A lot of the problems that 18 year olds complain about now are literally the same problems me and my cohort faced at the same age, in fact I'd say most of those have gotten easier. I remember people were worried about teenager self-harm, prescription drug abuse and suicide, particularly since all three were so popular on social media. I had transgender classmates although unlike today people weren't obsessed with them, and the only kids that got called gay were the closet cases who all came out after high school. The only thing that's really changed is that lockdowns have made kids want to leave their houses again, something I haven't seen in years. By the time I was 17 teenagers had stopped leaving the house entirely to be on their computers and now 10 years later those teenagers are finally back on the streets.

>>50132789
vaping

>>50133197
detransition help lmao

>>50134228
DBZ and 9/11 means millennial

>>50132934
>2002 baby

>>50142959
>2002
Absolutely disgusting

>>50142681
That’s already been a fad for years the market seems saturated already

>>50132899
m&m’s you can’t eat because we be kinda nice wit it

>>50133197
cope, zoomers are cute!

>>50134108
I'm in my 30s and my girlfriend is from 97. She's 100% a zoomer no question about it.