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Never bet against the FED
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA-Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV-Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews-Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50119667
boglebros.. not like this.. how do we stop this?

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>I hate that I have to share this board with /pol/ brainlets

>> No.50119749

alright bros, i know fuck all about stocks, i got $100 to spend and i need some good shit
shill me your gay nigger stocks

>> No.50119760

>>50119749
Ticker: JOB

>> No.50119763

>>50119746
This but unironically

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Who else bought soxl at like <11.25? I'm thinking we're back

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>>50119768
not sure if I'll hold it long term since I expect the market to keep dumping or not recover anytime soon.

>>50119749
probably better to buy some crypto and hold until the next bitcoin bull market.

if the market recovers is there anything that will give higher returns than the s&p

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>>50119714
>companies with diverse leadership teams increasingly outperform companies that lack diversity
are they allowed to blatantly lie like that? also
>(((((((((David Reiner)))))))))

>> No.50119913

Going to make a Walmart trip on 4th of July weekend. What am I in for?

>> No.50119952

>>50119913
Rude, mentally ill faggots, half dressed, pretending to be royalty.
>go to target

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When I die throw a couple bad bitches in my casket

>> No.50119973

>>50119913
lots of goblinas in your way with the little goblitos rampaging around, old zombies shuffling around, dumb bitches leaving shit where it doesn't belong with the occasional normal man trying to get his shit and leave

>> No.50119978 [DELETED] 

>>50119912
>are they allowed to blatantly lie like that?
What are they supposed to say? That most of humanitys current genome is worthless? The stakes are too high to give it up.

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Why do you fuckers continue to buy SOXL?
Are you bots?
Just buy SIGA

>> No.50120006

>>50119913
F

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>>50119912
when I buy VTI I'm supporting this. I guess I can switch to SCHB with new purchases but I wonder if schwab is doing anything like this too.
I'd like to think bogle was stopping this stuff before he died.

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on muad'dib, the bene gesserit are sussin no cap

>> No.50120080

>>50119749
So hear me out, mutant fucking fish.

>> No.50120096 [DELETED] 

>>50119978
i mean, they could say hey these "people" can't make it on their own how about we give them a token position as charity, make sure they have no responsibility or power so they don't fuck things up, and we can just get axe of their position once mondays and juice lose their grip on the tax farm

>> No.50120108

>>50120017
They all do this. If they want to be part of the club, they need to have some retarded DEI course.
Not just your fund issuer, but I guarantee you, your broker does the same shit, as does your bank, as do most of the companies you invest in. And if you work in any major company, I can almost guarantee you, they'll force you to sit through some shit like that to.

Really, one of the best things coming out of the pandemic and work from home, is that courses like that are more frequently online, so you can just minimize the window and let it run in the background while ignoring it.

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>us stock growing on average 12% per year
>international growing at 4.5% per year
reminder me why people bet against America again?

>> No.50120125

>>50119912
Reimer? I hardly know him.

>> No.50120135

>>50120108
yeah, they have these at my workplace, luckily it's only required for managers so far

>> No.50120139

>>50119954
Bury me strapped so I'm ready for Judgement Day.

>> No.50120157

When should I be looking at apple computer?

>> No.50120156

I keep trying to post but it won't post, are jannies shadowbanning on 4chan?

>> No.50120180

>>50120157
$100

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Is it possible to become lactose intolerant? Mi haven't had much milk in past 2 years, and I drank about 1/2 a gallon with my lunch and my butthole hates me now.

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>>50120112
Vanguard started their target date funds at 20% international, then moved to 30%, then 40% in 2014. It hasn't been a good move since then.
I am feeling a bit worse about the USA right now though.

>> No.50120232 [DELETED] 

>>50120096
This is literally Darwinian. The stakes for them are total extinction. What are they supposed to do, appeal to Christian values?

>> No.50120290

>>50120017
Anon posted an interview yesterday with Jack Bogle, who said his biggest fear was a cultural change in America, away from capitalism, preventing future mutual fund shareholders from enjoying the outstanding returns that were earned post WWII until now.

In this interview, he described the larger races as "superior and more capable". I just about fell out of my seat. Then he backtracked and said it meant showing generosity (being able to care for the less fortunate and less capable) so that capitalism isn't seen as an evil. Old-school Anglo Quaker thinking. He wad definitely redpilled, but not based enough. You can't survive on Wall Street without acquiescing to the Jew.

I believe in VOO, but I do not believe in America at this rate. It wont be white in culture or character 30 years from now. The average zoomer is a basically communist already, for late-stage-capitalism reasons.

>> No.50120316

>>50120209
Well don't get me wrong there is potential in the emerging markets. They constitute 85% of the world's population and 59% GDP (yes it actually is that staggeringly high) but right now only constitutes 26% of the stock market. Now the important part is that this is only the emerging markets. Not the developed markets.

This is a HUGE distinction to be made. Vanguard is increasing international, but to be honest I have no idea what percentage of this is developed vs emerging. It's emerging where a lot of the potential lies. Japan is stagnant, europe is stagnant.

>> No.50120341

Are we more of a steak general or a ribs general?

>> No.50120376

>>50120316
Fuck, small correction. Emerging market stock constitutes 25% of the international market which is already barely 48%. So 25% of 48% means emerging markets is only 12%

85% of humanity and 59% of the gdp exists in only a small sliver of the 12% of total stocks. So there is a big argument to hold emerging markets but NOT international

>> No.50120383 [DELETED] 

>>50120232
extinction is natural anon. lions didnt give a shit about sabretooth going extinct. and if you were the last yuro or chink a world of nigs and spics they'd eat you alive to try and obtain your magic thinking powers or dry crush and snort your testicles to make their pp hard

>> No.50120404

>>50120376
i think you mean like 1% of humanity

>> No.50120413

>>50120341
Cold beer/fried chicken general

>> No.50120432

God I wish there was a safe place to just put my money that would match inflation no matter what. I don't know what to do with my stock winnings. Sometimes I just need a few months to take a break.

>> No.50120439

>>50120376
Emerging markets are only around 10% of global market cap.

It's already proven that countries with high gdp growth actually have less than average stock returns.

The places to invest are the markets that are growing unexpectedly.

>> No.50120446

>>50120439
>>50120376
You are better off somehow building a business or directly investing in one rather than playing around in their corrupt markets.

>> No.50120449

>>50120432
Series I Bonds for burgers (10k limit per year though)

>> No.50120459

>>50119874
>if the market recovers is there anything that will give higher returns than the s&p
Won't QQQ recover more than SPY since it dropped more?

>> No.50120474

>>50120432
>God I wish there was a safe place to just put my money that would match inflation no matter what.
anon they are called ibonds that's actually what they are for
and also why the government limits you to $10k a year

>> No.50120479

>>50120449
Can I just put 10k in via different family members? Is that illegal?

>> No.50120514

>>50120479
the ibond purchasing is based on the invidisual. So yes you can by them for a family member like your children, but you're still limited to $10k a year

>> No.50120558

>>50120479
10k per SSN and they will have to make their own accounts

>> No.50120592

(1) Musk says Q2 deliveries will not be impacted by covid shut down.

(2) Musk dumps $10B in stock.

(3) Tesla reports deliveries 20% lower than Q1.

Welcome to the US stock market.

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>>50119912
>companies that lack diversity
>are they allowed to blatantly lie like that?
>>50119978
>What are they supposed to say? That most of humanitys current genome is worthless
>>50120096
>i mean, they could say hey these "people" can't make it on their own how about we give them a token position as charity, make sure they have no responsibility or power so they don't fuck things up, and we can just get axe of their position once mondays and juice lose their grip on the tax farm

Realistically speaking how will does this problem solve itself if economic policy is subsidizing their birth rates with foreign aid and Section 8 housing and food stamps?

Just imagine what would happen to the animal world of humans intervened everytime a cheetah caught a gazelle but instead of letting the cheetah who caught it eat, we swapped the slow gazelle with a much quicker one to be eaten instead but also took half it's food and gave it to the slowest cheetahs.

That's exactly what we are doing with thr human population. I'm starting to side with Bill gates the more and more I think about this.

Just imagine the drain on the economy this is having right now today, then multiply it by 10. that's what will be happening in a few generations.

>> No.50120684 [DELETED] 

>>50120604
>Realistically speaking how will does this problem solve itself if economic policy is subsidizing their birth rates with foreign aid and Section 8 housing and food stamps?
money printing -> hyperinflation -> collapse -> repealing of the 19th

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I've been buying VTI lately, lads. Anyone else a crazy buyer? Anytime VTI approaches the 200 day moving average I start buying more.

>> No.50120720

>>50120706
I just buy it regardless.

>> No.50120750

>>50120720
I have a regular buy each month but when line goes down I increase purchases by pulling from my entertainment budget.

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>>50120592
Tesla to $400

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>>50120604
there is no solution, this is being done purposely to pollute the genome (((except the genome that is chosen to remain pure through inbreeding of course))). same reason why they want integrated schools, growing up around retards makes you dumber, because if you don't join in the monkey shines your not cool and you get bullied, and if your too smart your grades are knocked down so the retards dont feel bad, either way stunting your growth and potential

>> No.50120873

>>50119999
Comfy quads

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Test

>> No.50120917

>>50120592
Haha what corruption goy stop noticing things, America is functioning perfectly

>> No.50120939 [DELETED] 

>>50120862
oyvey delete this.
The future of humanity and our species survival is nothing compared to our inbreeding.

Also buy SIGA

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>>50120939
Smart anon

>> No.50120963 [DELETED] 

>>50120862
>Bronstein
>Edelman
How are these kikes Catholic?

>> No.50120975 [DELETED] 

>>50120862
how do we fix it? was integration a mistake?

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Was it worth it?
Ruining their stock market, their international relations, causing grave harm to their economy just for a piece of land in Ukraine?

>> No.50120994 [DELETED] 

>>50120604
>Realistically speaking how will does this problem solve itself if economic policy is subsidizing their birth rates with foreign aid and Section 8 housing and food stamps?
At current population levels? It would only take a few thousand years for European-level intelligence to emerge again.

>>50120975
>How do you fix genetic and demographic collapse in a democratic system
You don't?

>> No.50121013

>>50120985
In many ways yes, and in many ways no. I would say yes for long term.
But this is smg anon, That's pol talk.

>> No.50121025 [DELETED] 

>>50120994
>>50120862
Normally this is fixed by people leaving the dying system and immigrating to the new world/lands avaliable.
We have no where to go though.

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>>50120975
we can look to history to see what others have done in similar situations, after all we stand on the shoulders of giants and blah blah you know the drill

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Working overtime on the weekend eh janny?

>> No.50121114

>>50120985
>just for a piece of land in Ukraine
more oil and sea ports.

yes it is worth it

>> No.50121135

Buddy talks about the up coming earning season warnings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meklXikWwo4

>> No.50121149

>>50121114
They dont have either now though and wont for as long as ukraine is fighting them there
Also their oil export market was slashed AND the oil they still are able to export they have to sell under market price just to sell it

>> No.50121158

>>50121058
see
>>50118354
>>50118727
read the pic

>> No.50121167

Is the WHO gonna change their opinion on MP or what? I just want to be free of my $15 SIGA bags

>> No.50121184

>>50121135
Is this the same guy as "Buddy, look at Apple Computer"

>> No.50121194

>>50121184
I think so, it's a damn similar sounding guy it has to be him

>> No.50121201 [DELETED] 

>>50121167
No fucking way you bought at 15, right?

>>50121025
Would it matter if you did have somewhere to go? Even if you escaped to a space station, your government would literally hunt you down. It is not the lack of a place to flee to, it's the existence of a state that hates and sabotages you. And if you didn't have such an enemy, you would make another one immediately. If you fought and won a revolution, the first thing you would do is create another government and try again.

Until Europeans and/or east Asians can totally remove their authoritarianism, their genomes are simply self-destructive. Of course there cannot be a political solution, your politics caused this shit.

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>>50121149
>Also their oil export market was slashed

Who do you think that is hurting? The price of oil has skyrocketed. Russia depends on no other countries for oil. They are an exporter of oil.

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So im thinking market's sinking around mid august more or less.When the fed no longer wont be able to say or do anything and finally a soft recession is announced

>> No.50121265

>>50121208
They'll probably dump in September like they do every year. September is a dog shit month and it would line up well. Probably a couple months of summer rallying through July and August, then they pop the bubble in September and they can blame the crash on "muhh September seasonality"

>> No.50121289

Some questions I need to research regarding MP (these spam filters are ridiculous)
1. How bad is the infectiousness in straight people?
2. What is the difference in rate of spread based in terms of climate / temperature, will it slow down in colder months or speed up as we get closer to Fall/Winter.
3. How much stock pile is already on hand by governments versus how much more will they need to cough up and buy.
4. Who all produces vaccines or treatments for this shit.
5. Do we start buying companies again that produce masks, sanitizers, and shit like that
If cases are tripling every 3 weeks, then that suggests roughly 4.2 billion infections by end of December. RIP

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>>50121289
Tripling every 2 weeks*

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>>50121201
>Until Europeans and/or east Asians can totally remove their authoritarianism,

Remember we used to have a group of people who roamed North America freely and were the most anti authoritative of any bloodline. Look what we did to them.

we could have been as free as the Buffalo.

>> No.50121358

is 401k a meme? dont you need to wait til 65 to take the fullest advantage of it?
i don't want to plan my investments to make it at 65

>> No.50121376

yurt yurt yurt yurt yurt

>> No.50121381

>>50121358
If only there was someway to take a loan against your securities without paying tax.

>> No.50121382

>>50121358
Most of us won't even make it TO sixty-five...

>> No.50121388

>>50121358
Maxing out your 401k usually nets you thousands of dollars in company matching and tax deductions. And the point is so that you can retire at 55 if you do it right. Most Americans work decades past that

>> No.50121394

>>50121184
I think so, he is based. we have to ask and get him to do another live reaction on a big down day

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>>50121309
someone's acooomolating hard. wonder if there'll be a last shakeout in the lower boundaries or if it just shoots up from here.

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BMBL

Is it a good short term investment?

>> No.50121422 [DELETED] 

>>50121318
>blacks appropriating indians
cannot make this shit up

>>50121358
401k lets you offset income tax. That's the entire point. Boomers have also built up a culty fixation on it, employers like to advertise their matches to those funds.

If you're not using it to get matched and offsetting tax 401k is dogshit.

>> No.50121425

I just want soxl under 9$
Will that happen?

>> No.50121439 [DELETED] 

>>50121422
Honestly I feel like roth ira should always be first. Your investments become tax free income later on. This is especially lucrative if you use your roth ira for real estate which tends to get bent over by taxes

>> No.50121487 [DELETED] 

>>50120963
A Jewish girl I know got a job last year at a Caltholic place, and she "didn't know what to think about it". They definitely don't convert, that's for sure, but are there for the SJW aspect of these charities.

>> No.50121495

Which stocks are we shorting this summer?

>> No.50121503

>>50120207
It’s because you drank half a gallon you butt munch

>> No.50121525

>>50121495
all of them

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>>50120207
>Doesn't drink milk daily for strong bones
ISHYGDDT

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>>50120207
lmao you betrayed milk...now milk betrays you you disguto

>> No.50121545

>>50121202
Are you retarded? It hurts them too. It doesnt matter how expensive oil is it a) russia cant sell it at that price and b) they cant sell as much of it
It hurts a lot of countries and russia is one of them

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>>50121422
>cannot make this shit up

Don't go on clubhouse.

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What tranny jannie bans you for saying Shemitah? F (you)

>> No.50121584

>>50121545
Every body who does this “durh Russia economy strong” thing doesn’t seem to realize that inflation in Russia is 17% and rising

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>>50121562
just say "I like stocks" and its SMG related

i like stocks

>> No.50121600 [DELETED] 

>>50121439
The only reason any of these meme accounts exist is because of taxes. Determining what combination of accounts he needs to use (if any) would require effortposting.

>>50121425
>I just want soxl under 9$
>Will that happen?
Yes, but it'll fall to $8, you'll sell, then the melt-up™ will give us a +27% day and you'll ask the same thing again. Many such cases.

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>>50121587
My feels 3 days ago

>> No.50121610

>>50121410
I'm hoping it pulls back but knowing my luck it'll gap and go on Tuesday. They have connections to Pfizer too, so you just know all the slimey back room dealing that's going to happen if the plague gets out of hand.

>> No.50121617

>>50121410
Shaw has a 5% stake now. Might have something to do with that.

>> No.50121620

>>50121562

reminder: there is another thread to discuss financial investing in the stock market, and it is not safe for work

>>>/s4s/smg

>> No.50121622

>>50121584
unfortunately nope https://tradingeconomics.com/russia/inflation-rate-mom

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>>50121545
>>50121584

1 question. If Russia stops selling oil or cutbacks on selling oil. What happens to the price of oil? What happens in countries that import the majority of their oil?

>> No.50121635 [DELETED] 

>>50121600
But I’m not gonna buy options this time.
I want the shares.
800 $ for a 100 shares seems like a fair deal to me yeah?

>> No.50121651

>>50121622
Get better glasses nigger, it sucks be an average Russian

https://tradingeconomics.com/russia/inflation-cpi

>> No.50121656

>>50121610
Did you buy BVNRY too? They have huge backlogged orders from world governments.

>> No.50121661 [DELETED] 

>>50121635
Yeah. But then you'll have to respond to chop shitposting, you wouldn't want that right?

>> No.50121671

Do you guys think I should quit a job I kinda hate after 3 months. My job history isn't all that great, 4 years at one, then 8 months, 4 months, 2 years, now 3 months.

>> No.50121683

>>50121671
Try finding a new job first

>> No.50121690

>>50121671
How much do you make? What do you do? What else can you do?

>> No.50121698

>>50121671
>4 years at one, then 8 months, 4 months, 2 years, now 3 months
You mean
>4 years at one,
>1 year at another,
>2 years 3 months at most recent, which you left for more responsibility

>> No.50121713

>>50121628
The Russian economy will tank

>> No.50121748
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>>50121656
No I haven't fren. I have it on watch though. It's not optionable and it's already a much higher market cap (unless yahoo.finance is fucking up the conversions again since it's foreign company), so I feel at best it might do like 5-10x under the most optimistic of circumstances.

>> No.50121760

>>50121683
In the process, have an interview in 10 days
>>50121690
100k, cybersecurity, network engineering but I was frequently on-call when I did that. not a fan.
>>50121698
I've thought about doing this but I'm pretty sure that would get found out quick during the background investigations.

>> No.50121779

looks like insiders bought the dip on friday, I'm sorry bobo's, it's over.

>> No.50121782

>>50121779
Cope

>> No.50121791

>>50121760
>100k, cybersecurity, network engineering

How possible is it to get these kind of jobs with only ccna, networking+, and security+ certifications?

>> No.50121793
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Real chads use this instead of Fr*nks to make their buffalo sauces

>> No.50121857

>HEZBOLLAH LAUNCHED THREE UNARMED DRONES TOWARDS AN ISRAELI GAS RIG IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, ISRAELI SECURITY SOURCE SAYS

This may be unpopular here but...I'm not 100% rooting for Israel any more.

>> No.50121883

>>50121791
just b urself :)

No but really all I can say is work experience. If you can't get direct experience, lab it up. Udemy has a course on damn near anything IT. We share mostly the same certs, but they only get you so far.

>> No.50121893
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any ideas on why that gdpnow estimate the other day jumped from like +.3% to -2%? seems like a huge dump all of a sudden

>> No.50121919

>>50121857
Based hezbollah freedom fighters

>> No.50121970

>>50121893
Thats a big pussy.

>> No.50122005

>>50121893
What a chonker.

>> No.50122017

>>50121893
probably because inflation is 2 if not 3 times as bad as they claim and it's not just silently fixing itself like the fed thought it would

>> No.50122040

>>50121671
You can just leave some of them off, and just say years worked instead of months.
Hell, you could probably just leave this 3 month stint off entirely.
>>50121683
This too.

>>50121671
What don’t you like about the new job?
Are you a wagie or a careerfag?

>> No.50122082

>>50121358
I did the math on my last company’s match, and even if I withdrew early with all the penalties I still came out ahead. Unironically the best benefit that place offered
>1 to 1 on first 3% contribution, 50% on next %, and 25% on last 2% up to 6% total

>> No.50122096 [DELETED] 

>>50121318
>WE WUZ EGYPTIANS N SHIIIEEETT
>BLACK MATTER IN SPAEC B CALLED MELANIN N SHIIEEEETTT
that second one is new. I’ve never heard that line before.

>> No.50122120

>>50122040
how many hard questions do you need to be and to do from the leetcode challenges to get hired at Facebook, Amazon, Google etc

>> No.50122126

Guys I have something for you.
NYSE: HUN.
Plastics have been hit by the gas spike. Just go have a look at their financials. If you know your shit you'll find it interesting. Also check out the whole industry, it has been hit hard and is prime for some deep vlaue.
Good luck

>> No.50122136

>>50121760
>100k, cybersecurity, network engineering but I was frequently on-call when I did that. not a fan
Is the on-call the primary reason you want to leave so soon?
(FYI, on-call is one of the few questions that I’ll ALWAYS ask a hiring manager, because in AWS it’s so bad that you can get paged 40 times per week)
How bad is your on-call?

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>>50122136
>AWS

I'm supposed to be studying for this right now.

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we sure do have a lot of cybersecurity anons here

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oh nononono, look at the date, that was practically near the top.

>> No.50122200

>>50122120
>how many hard questions do you need to be and to do from the leetcode challenges to get hired at Facebook, Amazon, Google etc
Well, Amazon is probably the easiest to crack. You actually don’t need to crack any hard problems at all for their interviews, which are mainly easy/medium difficulty…
I cracked them several years back with only 70-100 total questions solved.

Microsoft is also pretty easy, but idk if easier than Amazon. They can be kinda hit or miss.

Facebook and Google are particularly challenging.
Facebook has a question bank of 200 questions or so, which means you can just kinda memorize all that shit.
Google has more than 1000 Qs in their question bank and I’ve gotten asked questions that I can’t find on leetcode before.
Both Facebook and Google DO ask leetcode hard difficulty, and I’ve gotten filtered by it. They also expect optimal solutions that are basically written flawlessly.

>> No.50122227

>>50122172
What is that for? An AWS cert?
I heard those can pay well.
I’ve actually failed that Solution Architect cert a few years ago; that shit isn’t easy.

>> No.50122236

>>50121748
Yeah it sucks that it’s not optionable. I bought 100 shares a month ago anyway just in case.

>> No.50122256

>>50122126
Look at this bad boy:
Covestro AG (1COV.DE)
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/1COV.DE/key-statistics?p=1COV.DE

>> No.50122280

>>50122040
>>50122136
I'm not on-call at this new job, but I'm being "nudged" to work overnight weekends since the current guy is leaving and I'm the only other guy that also has his skillset. I'm basically going to be the stopgap until they can hire his replacement. The timeframe I was given was "1 to 3 months" but either way, it's not what I signed up for. I have a meeting with the assistant Director on Tuesday to talk about it.

Truthfully, I think I've already made up my mind in quitting/leaving it off my resume. Just wanted to hear what the finest minds of /biz/ had to say.

>> No.50122299

>>50119714
This sort of oppression isn't possible without the sanction of the victim.

Withdraw it.

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>>50119667
GAY SEX BROS THIS IS A MUST-WATCH
https://www.tiktok.com/@bertsbeess/video/7115506679130623275?_t=8Ted2lOcPt5&_r=1
KEK WE ARE FUCKED

>> No.50122346

>>50122306
it's good to see that doctors are equally incompetent everywhere, no matter whether healthcare is private or public.

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>>50122227
>actually failed that Solution Architect cert a few years ago; that shit isn’t easy

man the quizzes we got in class and in the udemy course are so easy. it's stuff like this

but the stuff in thr practice exam I paid for are really fuxking hard.

>> No.50122387

>>50122280
>I'm being "nudged" to work overnight weekends
Is it every weekend until they get another guy?
Is it non-stop work on overnight shit?
How often does shit actually come up?
If you’re single and it’s just one or two small tasks (30-60 minutes tops, rather than up to 5 hours), that doesn’t seem all that bad desu
Management may also fucking fail at finding a proper backfill for the weekend on-call, FYI.

Why is it just weekend overnight—why not weekday overnights? Is there other guys that handle that? Why not weekends during the day?
Are you sure it’s not a 24/7 on-call?

>> No.50122437

>>50122383
Why are you trying to get an AWS cert? For just increasing your market value, or is management at your company pushing you to do it?

I was considering going for the cloud practitioner cert, and then maybe the solution architect again just to be a little more familiar with system design stuff, but idk if it’d really help at all with picking up system design

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>>50122227
>>50122383
this is the stuff in the practice exam. really difficult. I'm going to have to study pretty hard for this. but it's been tough to focus on it.

>> No.50122460

>>50122136
Scoops, have an onsite at AWS for SysDE II, what am I in for? Medium LC?

>> No.50122494

>>50122126
Is it 1960 again? Man we really are experiencing a myriad of different eras all at once.

>> No.50122514

>>50122306
>what’s mankey pax
I can believe it.
It’s COVID-19 again, but this time the WHO and CDC are sitting on their ass.
I bet the CDC is going to get abolished or some shit within the next year or so.

>> No.50122533

Do you guys think crypto going down in the last 12 months softened the blow for equity markets?

>> No.50122554

>>50122446
It's A I'm pretty sure but could be C, I don't think you can you can use NFS with EBS, and S3 only works with fuse mounts or some filesystem using S3 as a backend.

>> No.50122564

>>50122446
I think that question requires knowing what looks like bullshit.
That’s definitely a hard one though.

I’m guessing it’s B?
I don’t think EFS is a thing.
EBS multi-attach doesn’t sound like a thing.
RDS wouldn’t be NFS protocol

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>>50122437
>Why are you trying to get an AWS cert? For just increasing your market value, or is management at your company pushing you to do it?

because I'm poor and was offered 3 it bootcamp courses on A+, networking+, and security+ but then something happened and they needed extra people for some program they were doing that had an additional 3 courses in ccna, and 2 aws courses,

ccna stuff seemed the most fun but the professor explained how most of it is being automated more and more and kept telling us the cloud is the future, then the next professor did the 2 aws courses and it was much easier so figured I would study for that certification first. the courses ended a couple months ago and I was a bit burned out after the end but I want to at least try and take the cert exams.

even if I can't pass the solutions architect and ccna then I'll try to get the solutions practitioner which should be much easier and the networking+

after that I'll try for the security+ but I didn't pay much attention in that one since it was last and I was burned out.

also I believe the aws professor recommended a bunch of other stuff too like learning python or another language and some of the more specialized stuff in aws like Kubernetes and terraform.

so I want to start back learning python if I ever finish getting at least one of these certs.

Really just want to get something done before market recovers

>> No.50122576

>>50122533
There is no actual money in crypto. Just endless leverage on top of leverage on top of magic internet "stablecoins". It is tied only very loosely to the actual economy. Not for lack of trying with the counterfeit dollars to actual fiat that was the hope of BTC spot ETF scamlords.

>> No.50122594

>>50122460
Medium LC, yeah. No hards necessary.

I think there’d be a system design round too. I imagine that’s where you might get downleveled.

Also, it’s AWS so your butthole is likely going to get pounded if you get the job.

What product is the interview for?
How many YOE have you got?

>> No.50122618

>>50122564
EFS is a thing. You can't use NFS directly with S3 it's an object store. I guess this stuff is hard if scoops doesn't know for sure.

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>>50122306
My wife works in a hospital. I keep asking her if it’s even a topic at work. If they had a huddle on it. Anything.
Dude they’re completely ignoring this. Only testing fags to say only fags have it. I’m already preparing to be stuck in my beautiful comfy house and getting everything ready for my kids to be on virtual learning again.
I’m so tired of this shit. Gates and the other assholes Telegraph everything and people still ignore it. No one is held accountable.
How do people not see we are getting rekt intentionally by our own government?

>> No.50122652

>>50121358
Its a meme if you contribute more than the companies matching amount. Past there there isnt really any reason. Its easier to just add to a regular investment account and withdraw what you need as you need for retirement.

>> No.50122658

>>50122594
4, yeah I am worried about down leveling due to that or shitty myself on some dumb LC question. I don't wanna get doxed so scared to mention org haha.

>> No.50122665

>>50122624
>My wife works in a hospital

I have friends who were nursed and doctors and when I told them about covid back in January they didn't know anything about it and made it seem like I was a conspiracy theorists and that there was no way anything like that was coming.

then by April or March they finally apologized and told me they should have listened

>> No.50122677

>>50121893
Theyve been dropping it each day to prepare for the report of CPI on the 13th and then GDP on 28th. Walking the public towards it.

>> No.50122765

>>50122571
>that pic
Holy shit. I have no fucking idea why you’d ever need such a thing, and I have no idea what the answer would be.
Wtf.

> ccna stuff seemed the most fun but the professor explained how most of it is being automated more and more and kept telling us the cloud is the future
CCNA is more about on-prem and IT… I don’t think it’s useless, but it’s IT rather than software engineering.

> the aws professor recommended a bunch of other stuff too like learning python or another language and some of the more specialized stuff in aws like Kubernetes and terraform
Well, so that’s also more software engineering skills rather than IT skills.
Otherwise, yeah, Kubernetes and Terraform are very popular DevOps solutions.
Python is very popular for glue code and scripting. If you don’t know any languages, then yeah, it’s useful.
If you just want an IT job rather than full blown software engineering, then nah, you can stop at the CCNA.
the Jews are trying to get everyone to learn to code and become a software engineer, but trade school jobs (IT) are probably way less saturated and still pay more than normal wagie bucks.

> Really just want to get something done before market recovers
Just start shootings RIGHT NOW for IT jobs.
All that AWS, Kubernetes, and terraform shit is harder and not meant for IT.

>> No.50122780
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50122780

Am I doing it right.

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Oil bros here's a great video about oil and recession fears

https://youtu.be/PJqd3USm_uo

Tl;Dr it hasn't even begun

>> No.50122800

>>50122665
I honestly believe it’s all part of the great reset. As long as normies believe all of this was the result of things that HAD to be done to (((save lives))) and (((defend democracy))), there will never be an uprising to get rid of these people.

>> No.50122836

Powell could come out next week on the minutes sobbing uncontrollably. saying he irreversibly fucked up the economy and tell us we're all doomed, and the markets will still rally 10%.

>> No.50122840

>>50122780
>buying AAPL puts after that huge rally Friday, Futures 3 day trading, and the gap up Tuesday for 4th of July.
Fuck.

>> No.50122841

>>50122571
I like the one that says Nitro.

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>>50122618
>EFS is a thing
I’ve never seen any reference to it in absolutely any of the 3-5 system design books that I own.
I have no idea what it would be used for.
The AWS cert.s are basically teaching you to memorize a sales catalog and all the spec.s and features.
So, more focus than necessary on obscure AWS services that you’re very unlikely to ever use.

This is why it made AWS cert.s seem lame to me as an entry level engineer, but now it’s becoming mildly interesting because I’m curious WTF system design would warrant using some of this shit, such as EFS

>> No.50122851

>>50122782
Mpoz is the perfect scapegoat to stop it. What better way to destroy demand for oil than to halt travel and lockdown again?

>> No.50122865

>>50122841
This. GP2 is slow iops. I think io1 is a thing but the other ones are bs.

>> No.50122909

>>50122658
> I don't wanna get doxed so scared to mention org haha.
I think you’d be surprised by the size of the company.
Then again, I did somehow manage to doxx ranfag last summer…

> worried about down leveling
You gotta grind that system design then.
I’d recommend buying both of Alex Xu’s books and giving them a good skim.
Also, be ready for those behavioral questions. Those are big at Amazon.

>> No.50122929

>>50122846
Yeah they're lame and just used for indoctrinating folks to use AWS, I got a few early in my career but they were useless. I've seen it used at a company by an IT team, but actual engineers would probably use HadoopFS or something fancier using core services like S3.

>> No.50122940

>>50122299
and what can I do as a pleb who doesn't work at vanguard and just uses them as a brokerage?

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>>50122765
>Just start shootings RIGHT NOW for IT jobs.
>All that AWS, Kubernetes, and terraform shit is harder and not meant for IT.

yeah but I have none of the certs yet. I don't really want to be stuck at a help desk either. I figure it's in my best interest to just go for the certs so I can make big bucks like you and smash ghetto booty bitches

>> No.50122956

>>50122571
Where do you take these tests? The final in person in a spot or is it online? Several of my co workers jumped over to IT/security stuff. We work on an oil rig so a lot of downtime for them to get certs and such. Seems like the popular thing to do these days. These certs all needed in every company basically?

>> No.50122973

>>50122909
Yeah better safe than sorry.

Thanks fren for looking out.

>> No.50122996

>>50122172
shit is cakewalk lmao "study"

>> No.50123008

So, Tuesday is definitely opening green, right? Especially for semiconductors, right?

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>>50122846

>> No.50123046

>>50123015
Yeah but scoops is right too. Good engineers would roll their own distributed file system for cost optimization and avoiding vendor lock in.

>> No.50123049

>>50122956
>These certs all needed in every company basically?

No idea. I clean windows in my day job when I'm not losing money on robinhood.

But these questions are from a udemy course that I was recommended by an IT guy that was in the IT bootcamp with me.

Not so much a course but a bunch of practice exams and questions by Neal Davis

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>>50123008

>> No.50123067
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>>50122996
>shit is cakewalk lmao "study
Yeah I thought so too buddy. Super easy when getting quizzed. Not so easy when you see the practice exam questions

>> No.50123070

>>50119667
Support your local regulars now that you know that jannies are on a rampage. Does oil trade on the weekends? I'm too lazy to find out. I really want to short oil and I don't think I've missed my opportunity yet.

>> No.50123086

>>50122665
drastically overestimating normies. probably less than 5% of the population regularly reads the newspaper.

we knew about covid in december. I told my mom to sell stock in january. hell, everyone knew about it in february and stocks still didnt tank until march

people are idiots

>> No.50123106

>>50123057
C'mon man can't an anon dream?

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>>50123008
Probably yeah. I got the ol' MC on Friday and SOXL was my lightest bag so it went to satisfy my broker.
It would only be natural for it to pump now.

>> No.50123121

>>50123008
only way we're going red is if someone from the Fed says "We don't care about a recession, we must stay the course"

>> No.50123144

>>50123106
Wtf, that should have been beaten out of you by now

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>>50123144
Give me harder battles

>> No.50123193

>>50123015
What’s the book title/ISBN?
Anything in there about AWS firehose? I think it’s equivalent to Apache Flink.

>>50123046
idk about “roll your own”, but S3 or something more like that seems like a more popular alternative to such a weird niche service offering.
I think GFS/HDFS are somewhat standard… google definitely had a plan for how to make use of their distributed file system, which might be what underlies Google Drive.
YouTube probably uses something similar to S3, otherwise it could possibly be a GFS use case.
EFS though? Wtf?

>>50122996
Nah dude, Cloud Practitioner is the only possible cake walk among the cert.s
They’re actually legitimately somewhat challenging. You do have to study for them.

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Does this look alright to you guys? I’ve never done a covered call before.

>> No.50123257

I´m not even a shill a larper or none of that shit. Just look for AMGN and see if it´s good for you. I have (or think I have) insider info that indicates it will be worth wayyy much more than it´s now

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>>50123193
>AWS firehose
kinesis data firehose and kinesis data stream.

Also the aws professor kept pointing out how many things had name changes or were replaced and basically things get changed all the time.

>> No.50123299

>>50123222
are you okay with the stock going beyond 12.5 and losing those gains for the premium?

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Can someone tell me exactly why some of you think that we've bottomed?

>> No.50123348

>>50123299
I’m not sure. You think I should try and set my strike at around $14? We’re in a bear market. Not sure if it’ll go up by august.

>> No.50123365

>>50123193
Yeah by "roll your own" I meant HadoopFS or what have you backed by S3 or something similar.

>> No.50123366

>>50123318
>Can someone tell me exactly why some of you think that we've bottomed

Jim Cramer says it's the bottom

>> No.50123368

>>50123318
there is a high likelihood of a recession with the gdp data coming this month. a recession will force the feds hand into stopping rate hikes or rolling them back in the future

>> No.50123374

ALDL is sometimes referred as a predecessor to, or a manufacturer's proprietary version of, an OBD-I diagnostic. This interface was made in different varieties and changed with PCM Modules (aka PCM, ECM, ECU). Different versions had slight differences in pin-outs and baud rates. Earlier versions used a 160 baud rate, while later versions went up to 8192 baud and used bi-directional communications to the PCM.

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>US I bonds are now hitting near 10 percent rates
what the fuck do you invest in on stocks when the top fiat used in global markets is going full blown defi yield scam? Its not like we can take custody of our US dollars right?

>> No.50123376

>>50123318
It would be very memetic for us to have bottomed during Pride Month.

>> No.50123388
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>>50123318
Cause of these posts from yesterday

>> No.50123404

>>50123375
I mean I Bonds are better than a savings account with any amount of inflation/deflation at the moment.

>> No.50123425

I need it to go down til sept
inheritin some money

>> No.50123424

>>50123222
Looks fine to me. I am assuming you think the stock will continue to go down?

>> No.50123435

I just found out about HIBS (3x short high beta)

is this the ultimate leveraged bear ETF as we go into dogshit recession season?

>> No.50123438 [DELETED] 

>>50120604
>Just imagine what would happen to the animal world of humans intervened everytime a cheetah caught a gazelle but instead of letting the cheetah who caught it eat, we swapped the slow gazelle with a much quicker one to be eaten instead but also took half it's food and gave it to the slowest cheetahs.
>That's exactly what we are doing with thr human population.
Are you implying that capitalism without diversity/equity/inclusion faggotry is eugenic? We've been on a dysgenic decline for millennia, since the invention of agriculture and the city. Fast cheetahs catching slow gazelle is not the same as usurious moneychangers extracting wealth from poor losers.
I'm not arguing for woke faggotry btw, just lol'ing at the idea that anything about our civilization is eugenic.

>> No.50123446

>>50123366
It's settled then.
>>50123368
They can't hike during these conditions. It'll set everything back more than just letting a recession happen.
>>50123388
Badass sample size.

Okay, I suppose that we should just ignore the market liquidity is in the shitter, rates are going higher, junk bond yield are going stratospheric, covid is on the cards again, the vix keep printing higher lows, belarus preparing to invade ukraine, oil poised to go higher, and on and on.

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>>50123425
>need it to go down til sept

well you're in luck

>> No.50123460

>>50123318
I dont. I think the market has completely unpriced the idea that the fed is going to raise interest rates into the middle of next year.

which I think they will

>> No.50123475

>>50123424
I think the market as a whole minus some opportunity stocks will continue downward. I actually want to keep my shares. I like the stock.

>> No.50123492

>>50119999
Shill me on SIGA
>>50121358
>>50122082
No it’s not a meme. You’re being offered free money up to x% with most companies just by contributing.
You should know the law has changed as well. You can access the money penalty free my using a 72(t) substantially equal periodic payment clause. They recently changed the law: “The interest rate that may be used to apply the fixed amortization method or the fixed annuitization method is any interest rate that is not more than the greater of (i) 5% or (ii) 120% of the federal mid-term rate.”
With this new law in place you can now withdraw up to 5% annually of your 401k penalty free before 59.5, but the withdrawals will continue to happen every year until you reach retirement age so you need to be mindful of not running your account out.

>> No.50123502

>>50123438
>Just imagine what would happen to the animal world of humans intervened everytime a cheetah caught a gazelle but instead of letting the cheetah who caught it eat, we swapped the slow gazelle with a much quicker one to be eaten instead but also took half it's food and gave it to the slowest cheetahs.
>>That's exactly what we are doing with thr human population.
>Are you implying that capitalism without diversity/equity/inclusion faggotry is eugenic? We've been on a dysgenic decline for millennia, since the invention of agriculture and the city. Fast cheetahs catching slow gazelle is not the same as usurious moneychangers extracting wealth from poor losers.
>I'm not arguing for woke faggotry btw, just lol'ing at the idea that anything about our civilization is eugenic

strange that as soon as you replied to such an old post it was immediately deleted. what a coincidence

I think the point is that certain demographics which are not capable of supporting their families in this kind of society have a lot of economic policy that rewards them for reproducing when if they tried this say before LBJ they wouldn't be able to afford so many kids.

basically poor people are rewarded for having children even if they're not capable of competing in the work force. meanwhile if you're too good at earning money the government steals half of it to give to urban youth

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>>50120985
putin knows its all about food and energy

>> No.50123514

>>50123438
>>50120604

Can someone explain to me how talking about economic policy isn't on topic?

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>>50123492
>Shill me on SIGA
We have been for over a month..

>> No.50123539

>>50123514
>>50123438
>>>50120604

guess the janny woke up.


shame was a pretty nice thread.

>> No.50123543

>>50123368
People still seem to be delusional. They are going to kill the economy. You realize this yes?

>> No.50123557

>>50123514
Just shill tickers and OOO and AAA like a good market participant. Don't look into what drives the market, just throw money at a dream then wait for the next dream to be revealed.

>> No.50123572

>>50123543
>"lol", said the scorpion, "lmao"

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>>50123388

>> No.50123604
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>>50123262
Firehose is somewhat different from kinesis itself.
I think it’s like the difference between Kafka and Flink.
Kafka is just a stream like kinesis, which is a standard type of message broker.
However, Flink is a “stateful stream” which is a weird piece of architecture that I’ve only recently started getting somewhat familiar with.

>Also the aws professor kept pointing out how many things had name changes or were replaced and basically things get changed all the time
Oh yeah, absolutely.
That’s why I try to just categorize the product/service offering into what it is in a cloud agnostic manner.
e.g. what I did above with those solutions being categorized as “message brokers”
pic related is how my mental model works for this stuff

>> No.50123606

>>50123520
I’m considering listening to /smg/ for once.

>> No.50123615

>>50123475
Then your good. Looks like you got about $85. Did you buy more shares or just pocket the money? If you do get assigned just sell puts.

>> No.50123641

>>50123604
>SQL vs noSQL cheatsheat

look at nosql and laugh

>> No.50123655

>>50123514
Tranny janny doesn’t understand the markets. Takes it personally.

>> No.50123657

>>50123348
look up theta gang strategies, I think they sell cc ~90 days out with ~.3 delta giving you a roughly 70% chance they expire worthless, and buy them back ~30 days out. also you should be okay with assignment at whatever strike and early assignment is possible but rare
I think it's fine if it's your first time with 30DTE it will decay pretty fast and give you good experience

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Oh fat green salary mega boost right round the bend (29th). 401k contribution bump; check, Pension contribution bump; check, Brokerage contribution bump; check, E-Fund regular dump; check, Loan payment and other expenses covered; check. Still money left over for Fun stuff?; oh yes.. With up to another 12% salary boost still on tap for July 2023. Nothing can stop the green cash from piling up in my accounts. Life can kiss my white ass, this dude's gonna retire at 54 and live the good life from then on doing "whatever" he damn well pleases.

>> No.50123701

>>50123375
Kek its 10k max dude. Some other ways to raise that but not going to get rich. Its just a thing to do for a year or two.

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>>50123453
It's funny how this even corresponds with how the bond market perceives a fed pivot to occur... We really could dump until September bruh

>> No.50123739

>>50123453
markets are forward looking so they're already pricing in the end of rate hikes, hence the pumping from negative gdp

>> No.50123740

>>50123641
>look at nosql and laugh
Why?
It’s hard to scale out regular SQL databases.
Sharding is hard af.
Spanner does it automatically for you, but it’s also more expensive and has higher latencies than DynamoDB.

>> No.50123746

>>50123687
Is this some kind of self affirmation strategy? Do you point at the mirror every morning and say “YGMI”?
I’m just wondering because you don’t contribute to conversation, you just post this every single day and it’s a bit strange.

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>as of yesterday i'm only up .7% on nvda
>i was up 150% at one point

>> No.50123767

>>50123750
I rode an +8000% to -22.85% before. You don’t know what pain is. Consider it a lesson learned.
Rule #2: Greed

>> No.50123803

>>50123746
cool it with the anti-boomer remarks

>> No.50123818

>>50123767
i told myself at 250+ it was overpriced but i didn't care, nvda is the company of the future and if it drops below 180 i'm doubling down
now im considering selling, i must truly be a retard that should stick to voo huh

>> No.50123825

>>50123687
>retire at 54
Why even come here then? You need better life goals.

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Bros
I am officially FOMOing into grilled sausage sandwiches

>> No.50123865

>>50123818
I sold at $181 lmfaooo have fun holding my bags.

Will buy back under $100.

>> No.50123878

I'm down 20% but I want to sell everything on Monday. I have the feeling that the market will bottom out in September or October so maybe this isn't a good idea.

Is it a good idea to sell now? Or would it be akin to selling the bottom? I think I'll be needing the money the next 16 months for my marriage and shit

>> No.50123892

>>50123818
I’m not saying you’re retarded. You’re human. I’m just saying the phrase “if it’s good enough to screenshot..” is something I wish I would have learned before making some dumb mistakes.
Both Pride and Greed got the best of me and I was punished for it.

>> No.50123895

>>50123740
I almost guarantee you dont need to do sharding. at least alone without revenue. you need to be massive before that's a problem if your data schema is well designed

you WANT relations between tables. otherwise its just a key value / document store. graph databases have been around since the 70s. they got replaced by relational dbs which also have key value capabilities.

>Graph databases are commonly referred to as a NoSQL. Graph databases are similar to 1970s network model databases in that both represent general graphs, but network-model databases operate at a lower level of abstraction[3] and lack easy traversal over a chain of edges.[4]

>The underlying storage mechanism of graph databases can vary. Relationships are a first-class citizen in a graph database and can be labelled, directed, and given properties. Some depend on a relational engine and "store" the graph data in a table (although a table is a logical element, therefore this approach imposes another level of abstraction between the graph database, the graph database management system and the physical devices where the data is actually stored). Others use a key–value store or document-oriented database for storage, making them inherently NoSQL structures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graph_database

just use postgres bro

>> No.50123960

>>50123375
Are they honestly 10%? Because holy shit thats will outperform most everything now

>> No.50123977

Why is the thread suddenly dead. Did a bunch of people get banned or something

>> No.50123982

>>50123892
the with the "if it's good enough to ss it's good enough to sell" strategy is it doesn't make sense for long term holds. Like if you bought AAPL in 2016 it's still worth a screenshot but is it worth selling?

>> No.50124013

If you banned but lurking, come here >>>/s4s/10309810

>> No.50124031

>>50124013
Dude, don't promote that too much. I'm keeping my backhand back. We need to retain this territory. I've only got one place to short oil. I'm not checking three threads for it.

>> No.50124044

>>50122940
Cease using them and their products. The three keywords to nonviolent resistance are "ignore, exclude, impede"

>> No.50124046

Wtf every time I eat some chicken that I made two weeks ago I get horrible diarrhea

>> No.50124055

if dubs I buy SOXL at open

>> No.50124060

>>50124055
Fuckin a' man. Looks like WAGMI

>> No.50124068

>>50124055
Ok if dubs I'll buy with you
If singles I'm still buying

>> No.50124075

>>50124068
RIP /smg/.
When's the movie?

>> No.50124077

>>50124060
I've been trading on dub gets since 2016, it's just too ez
if this post is also dubs soxl goes +15%

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>>50124077

>> No.50124089

>>50123982
If I’m up 150% on an individual stock, I think I would unless I plan on adding to the position on a regular basis. I’d have to ask myself what I wanted out of it when I originally bought it. I’m mostly long etfs and short individual stocks though, so that’s just my frame of reference.

>> No.50124090

>>50124077
OH FUCK
Sorry bro, but this 5 get negates your dubs.
CHECK EM

>> No.50124095

>>50124075
In 2 hours

>> No.50124107

I can’t wait until half this thread gets fucked over by SIGA

>> No.50124110

>>50123895
> I almost guarantee you dont need to do sharding. at least alone without revenue. you need to be massive before that's a problem if your data schema is well designed
My team got 1000s of requests per second.
There’s services out there that get millions of requests per second; I’ve interviewed with them and gotten offers for their team.
What’s the best internet connection you can get? What’s the most network throughput down you can get for a single machine to handle even if the wire to the host can handle 10 Gigabytes of bandwidth (which I think is currently impossible)?
You probably max out around a gigabit down.
If you’re handling 1000s of requests per second around the clock like my team was, that’ll stop scaling if those requests are more than a single bit large (which they obviously are)
So, no, you definitely DO need sharding on most big services.

>you WANT relations between tables. otherwise its just a key value / document store.
joins are expensive. full table scans are very expensive.
Denormalization makes sense in many cases for performance reasons when you’re doing tuning because it removes joins and makes consistency significantly easier to achieve. (“easier” yes, meaning not impossible, but you’d still add latency through the extra locks and writes even if you do make it happen)
key-value stores are more than enough for the vast majority of OLTP systems.
If you need intensive analytical queries, that’s the whole reason data warehousing was invented: you stream your updates out off DB triggers, which sounds hack-y but is the industry standard for achieving “change data capture”

>graph databases have been around since the 70s. they got replaced by relational dbs which also have key value capabilities
Yes, I’ve read that chapter of DDIA too.
No, those DBs were not document/graph DBs in the 70s. They were hierarchical.
So, yes, I guess you could say document DBs were already done back then, but not graph

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>>50124077
nice

>> No.50124129

>>50124107
Anon, half this thread might get Ungoibumps. Unfortunately.

>> No.50124130

>>50124013
Based.
Why s4s instead of trash tho?

>> No.50124140

SOXL bros..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7EDkOrIP0

>> No.50124144

>>50124107
I genuinely think anyone in smg that posts here regularly and isn't in SIGA is a fucken retard. Like a smooth brain fucken retard.

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>>50124107
>half this thread
This thread has already been cut in half if you don't include Scoopsies. Look, here's the deal. What we need to do is hold this territory. We need to short oil and before that, we need to buy calls on oil. I know it's confusing. Like Rich Piana said, you gotta confuse the body, but look. Oil is the way. Oil is the last bastion of volatility for all you volatility hoes. And we need more men here, more men who know the way...

Do you know de way?

>> No.50124152

>>50124055
>>50124077
ooooOOOOOOoooooo
I feel like a crow who found a shiny object

>> No.50124165

>>50124144
Checked. I just think they’re too optimistic.

>> No.50124178

>>50124130
I didn’t bake it. It was referenced to earlier and I wanted to keep it going.

>> No.50124198

>>50124046
You didn’t use enough mayo retard.

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Rocker here, finna eat these raw burgers like a high t hamchad and think about Scoopsies' boipucci. #YOLO
Something something SOXL, this IS stock related.

>> No.50124228

If you understood the market and had a foolproof 100% win rate, would you share that information with everyone?

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>>50124077
Checked. I say we all adjourn to the bar for some drinks.

>> No.50124257

>>50124212
kek, can i get more shoutouts in your dumb fucking videos? How dare you disrespect my fucking wife. you're lucky i don't shove that bud light up ur ass

>> No.50124309

>>50124212
You gave up scoops, dumbass. Don’t make it worse for yourself. Move on.

>> No.50124312

>>50124228
Yes its called index investing

>> No.50124338

>>50124312
kek, indexes is for pussy ass niggas

>>50124309
scoops takes aderall to work on AWS, right?

>> No.50124355

>>50124110
what about Aurora with replica auto scaling? or elasticache?

or for our premium members we offer Aurora Global serverless

>> No.50124356

>Everyone is still talking about SIGA
>Still no love for CMRX
I sad

>> No.50124379

>>50124110
Kek this is a big thing that separates newgrads from actual engineers working in tech. They get heavily taught normalization is king for design and storage optimization regardless of how expensive relational joins are for reads, very frequently DBs have almost a 1000:1 read to write ratio.

>> No.50124390

>>50124338

I wouldn't ever take Adderall again. Not unless I has sever brain damage and a neurologist said it was the only way.

Adderall is not proper medication for healthy people

>> No.50124397

>>50124338
He’s here. Ask him yourself fren.

>> No.50124429

>current FED interest rate- 1.65%
>projected FED interest rate by January 2023- 3.5%
>FED interest rate by January 2024- higher
It's fucking over.

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Will monday be red, or will the pump continue?

>> No.50124472

there are some Indian bros filming tik toks down the road. do you think they would get the reference if I ran up with a kitchen knife?

>> No.50124473

>>50122200
I can handle easy/mediums but hards usually just seem so unnecessarily complicated they make me want to die. And they’re often so specific whereas easy/medium often apply to a lot of similar questions

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i just paid $191 for a prime brisket

>> No.50124488

>>50124356
CMRX causes liver failure, but then again so does Remdesivir. It’s not like they actually want to help people.

>> No.50124491

>>50124429
powell said their target was 2.5%

>> No.50124493

>>50124452
Crab chads will defeat all takers at the NYSE on Monday
>t. insider

>> No.50124499

Here's the deal - Nomura apparently thinks that the terminal rate for the 10 yr is going to be 3.5% and they were one of the first shops to call 75 bps. What's the best way to go short bonds with max leverage? TLT puts are not enough for me

>> No.50124524

>>50124499
what else could you short instead?

>> No.50124535

>>50124499

I'm not a financial expert. You are saying you want to short US bonds? Call your broker dude. The more cash you have, the more options you will have available.

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>>50124499
One PT would be around 108 on TLT

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Deja vu. Here we go. Get your strategy figured out.

>> No.50124564

>>50123750
>>50123818
It'll be back up there in a 4-5 years time, nvda is a good company. Semi's have a lot of headwinds right now because of the chip shortage, which makes them the first industry people should be slurping.

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>>50124564
I tried and intc ruined me again and again

>> No.50124611
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>>50124590
INTC is a buy and hold. It was anyway. I’m not a fortune teller.

>> No.50124619

>>50124590
intc is a good stock to write delta neutral options on

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>>50124556

>> No.50124637

>>50123193
i use to design automated aws systems without even a year of software enginner experience and no certs lmao no college nothing LMAO

>> No.50124646

>>50124452
markets are always red when America isn't trading since they're scared about what we'll do when we return.

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>>50124624
I didn’t give 2 fucks about rona, but I do not want this one. No thank you. I’m making sure people stay the fuck away from me. Especially anyone who looks even remotely homosexual.

>> No.50124660

>>50123067
we would most likely have gone with answer b

>> No.50124666

I'm actually tempted to buy 100 shares of siga on opening bell...

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>>50124658
>wants to avoid homosexuals
>posts on SMG
anon, I...

>> No.50124690

>>50124491
>Powell testified, suggesting the interest rate could climb between 3% and 3.5% before the end of the year
>JUN. 22, 2022
IT'S
FUCKING
OVER

>> No.50124695

>>50124666
Good luck, Satan. Hopefully it doesn’t gap. If it somehow stays in the channel, I’m buying more.

>> No.50124701

>>50124429
>>50124491
>>50124690
why do you all act as if what the Fed says is set in stone? they're not even doing QT

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>>50124682
Fucking kek

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>>50124556
No no no, THIS is what investors should REALLY be worried about. Ukraine is heating up big time.

>> No.50124718

Oh good we're back... phew

>> No.50124730

>>50124619
>>50124611
don't fucking buy semis right now lol.

>>50124717
>Feb 28, 2022

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>>50124717
Do you really believe that they did this? You don’t think this is propaganda?

>> No.50124759

>>50124730
I never have desu. I don’t understand the ebb and flow of its market so I leave it alone.

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>>50124730
>>50124747
>they don't recognize the pic
Zoomers detected.

>> No.50124779

>>50124717
>only 90s kids will remember this

>> No.50124783

>>50124730
I haven't I'm waiting for nvda to dip below its mean

>> No.50124787

>>50124355
>Aurora
I haven’t heard much about Aurora.
I haven’t read about the replica auto-scaling, which is great…
I’d be concerned about:
>what kind of consistency guarantee it can provide
DynamoDB only gives “strong read consistency” at best, which seems to not actually be full linearizability and isolation.
>what the replication leader model is
which determines how well the write operations can scale…
auto replica is great, but if they’re not doing sharding and they’re sticking with a single-leader replication model (which DynamoDB uses) then you still max out at 1000 writes or so per second.

>elasticache
Sounds like redis with managed sharding for you. Perhaps durability thrown in.
Probably doesn’t support key-range queries, which is fine for that use case, but yeah that’s a trade-off.

So, if you were bringing them up as options for scaling up SQL rather than NoSQL, Aurora comes closest, but I doubt it does the full range of things that Spanner supports.

>>50124379
Well, usually their textbooks have a chapter on denormalization and performance tuning, but it’s usually not covered in the class.
This is fine for introductory DB stuff since I’m the industry, they won’t need the full performance of NoSQL DBs at 99% of companies and then the really big ones that actually do will have Sr engineers that properly have the knowledge for that gap.
Still, irks me that there’s not really a lot of system design shit covered in undergrad and you basically have to pick it up 100% on the fly in the industry…

>>50124338
I’ve been on Adderall equivalents for more than 10 years, my man.

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>>50124747

>> No.50124825

>>50124637
> design automated aws systems
Like what?
Also yeah, the certs are definitely not necessary. It seems like a marketing or sales tactic, primarily.

>> No.50124832

>>50124787
Should I try to learn coding or CS in my lunchbreaks and second job? Or maybe get a bartending liscense or something? Real estate liscence? Finra cert? IT cert?

I think I’m not smart enough to do what you do. Hope you don’t get taken out by the wave of tech layoffs

>> No.50124837

>>50124379
>>50124110

If you denormalize, you might gain read performance, but you lose write performance since your data is duplicated as opposed to in one place. Just use the index, bros. That's how you actually get performance by studying a query's execution plan, avoiding the filesort, writing good WHERE, GROUP BY, ORDER BY etc to use the index. And sharding isn't that hard. You just split the table into multiple ones, and write a sharding algo to select the right one based on some criteria like user_id or something.

NoSQL sucks. Have fun reinventing stuff though. Redis and Memcache are alright I guess, but only cuz they have arrays in memory which is lightning fast.

>> No.50124856

>>50124780
I was born in 84, but I don’t get the reference.

>> No.50124878

>>50124856
Look up David Koresh kiddo

>> No.50124920

>>50124379
>They get heavily taught normalization is king for design and storage optimization

It's not about storage efficiency, it's about having your values in ONE place, for reference. A single source of truth.

>> No.50124924

>>50124878
Oh Waco. Gotcha.

>> No.50124931

>>50124825
onboarding of new customers with their wants and needs, partitioning new servers when needed, file transfers, etc. really basic stuff imo. used efs ebs s3 iam and a couple other things. im a little rusty after having not worked a few months

>> No.50124948

>>50124110
nigga why are you doing full table scans. I mentioned a well designed schema

https://use-the-index-luke.com/

denormalization isnt unique to nosql... postgres has a json data type you can index and query...

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>>50124935
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>>50124948
>>50124110
Nerds go home >>>/g/

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>>50124959
>>50124959
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>> No.50125009

>>50124997
oops, oh well

>> No.50125084

>>50124837
>If you denormalize, you might gain read performance, but you lose write performance since your data is duplicated as opposed to in one place.
You only in-line the table into the document if it’s a look-up table for something similar to an enum or the child objects never change without the parent / they’re tightly coupled to the parent.
many-to-many relationships between large independently changing objects are never in-lined in a document DB like DynamoDB, that’d be retarded.

>Just use the index, bros.
Indexes slow down write operations.
You shouldn’t add an index unless you actually search/query over it.

>That's how you actually get performance by studying a query's execution plan, avoiding the filesort, writing good WHERE, GROUP BY, ORDER BY etc to use the index.
how well do those joins work under partitioning?
What happens if you’re joining a record to hundreds of others located on a different host? How quickly do you think you can make that query run?

>And sharding isn't that hard. You just split the table into multiple ones, and write a sharding algo to select the right one based on some criteria like user_id or something.
How do you handle hot partitions?
How do you handle rebalancing?
What if one of your nodes fails?
How do you find the right node for accessing a partition if there’s replication?
If you’re not replicating the data, how are you preventing data loss in a node failure?
If you are replicating, is there a leader for the write operations? If not, how are you keeping the system consistent?

You’re clearly either a new grad, a college student, or a retard.
Go ahead and answer those questions if you really believe you know anything at all.

>> No.50125298

>>50121620
>>50124013
/s4s/ is a pretty funny place

>> No.50125376

>>50125084
>You shouldn’t add an index unless you actually search/query over it.

I mean... yeah... why would you index something you dont search for or use?

>how well do those joins work under partitioning?
>What happens if you’re joining a record to hundreds of others located on a different host? How quickly do you think you can make that query run?

Obviously you need to be careful to wrap database transactions in as few network requests as possible. and again you need a well designed schema with the correct indices.

A lot of your condescending questions about how sharding isn't hard are really devops questions.
and you might recall we were talking about nosql vs sql. so try less to seem like an autist that cant be wrong

>> No.50126371

>>50125376
>are really devops questions
It’s not devops, it’s critical for making the fucking thing work
You can’t throw the concerns out the window of edge case bullshit because then you get a database that only has 50% of the data you give it
> you might recall we were talking about nosql vs sql
And this is why NoSQL is the norm, you retard
>so try less to seem like an autist that cant be wrong
I’m wrong all the time, just not here.
You clearly would struggle to even clear the bar at a big tech company to anybody with a little experience
You’re a retard and it shows. A classic and clear case of a new grad that’s over-eager to talk shit when they know jackshit.