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Strangers from distant boards, frens of old; you've been summoned here to answer the threat of Bobo

The cryptoverse stands upon the edge of capitulation; none can escape it. You will unite, or you will rope

Each alt is bound to this fate, this one doom

Bring forth the Bitcoin, Satoshi.

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Do da do doooo do da dooooo
do da do doooooo do da dooo

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It's over.
Arda is marred.
The green has perished.

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>>50118570
In a dream, I saw the my portfolio grow red. But in the halving a pale green lingered. A voice was crying: 'Your liquidation is near at hand.' Iselldur's Gains are found.

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>>50118570

Hero... is this the 18k waiting room?

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>>50119416
Why not use 100X cross-margin? Long has my father, the #3 wallet, kept the forces of Bobo at bay. By the liquidation of our people are your bags kept safe! Give degens the weapon of the (((Bankman))). Let us use it against him!

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>>50119501
You cannot avoid liquidation! None of us can. FTX answers to Bankman alone. It has no other master.

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And what would a bitcoin maxi youtuber know of this matter

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>>50119565
And what would a Bitcoin maxi know of this matter?

This is no mere maxi. He mined full blocks in 2009. You owe him your allegiance.

An OG whale? This… is Iselldur's heir?

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>>50119593
jej

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>>50119593
You have only one choice. You must withdraw everything off your exchange.

One does not simply withdraw from Celcius. Its cold wallets are guarded by more than just hodl mode and shitty customer service. There are margin calls there that do not sleep. And the Bankman is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with liquidations and bad debt and ponzis. The very APY you receive are paper gains. Not with a ten thousand X on CEL could you save your deposits. It is folly!

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>>50119747
Have you heard nothing Lord Mumu has said? The exchanges must be destroyed!

And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?!

And if we fail, what then?! What happens when Bankman takes back what is his?!

I will be dead before I see my bags in the hands of an Jew!

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>>50119747
kek.

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>>50119747
kek

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>>50118570
Underrated thread

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How do you pick up the threads of a blown out portfolio? How do you go on, when in your heart, you begin to understand, there is no making it all back in one?

There are some things that time cannot mend. Some rugs swept too swiftly… that have taken hold.

>> No.50121784

I'm gonna need you to...
Revolt. Question your public governments lead through recent time slips.
Time slips are caused by mass public government employees using previously used dates on legal document signature fields like previously used dates are current date. To say this again, there is a current date, but a previously used date is used on legal document signature fields. A public government employee walks into work, looks at cell phone, news paper, and television. The public government employee sees wrong date. Anyone looking at mainstream newspapers, nationally broadcasted television, or syncronized cell phones? You see a wrong date. Mass public government employees use wrong date on the legal document date field.
Public governments can address liability. Here are three options. Public government stop relying so crucially to private companies for calendar keeping, and public government compensate victim loss. Stop time slips, and redress grievances. An other option? Public government stop collecting taxes, and public government stop spending taxes. Cede opportunities to private companies. The third option? Public government employees quit public government jobs, and public government employees forfeit public government job pay. Dissolve government.

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>>50121747
Mister Frodo, what is it?

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>>50121792
It's been four years to the day since Bitconnect, Sam. It's never really healed.

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>>50118570
Btc is dead cause retards didnt understand megamind level math and overshot the idea of institutional adoption by a decade. Insanely high yields that were too good to be true in a market that had zero investor protections.

It deserves its fate. Hopefully the ashes of this bubble will create new tech giants like what we saw with the dot com crash.

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>>50121835
Bro I'm tripping on acid you just derailed what was a pretty intense thread for me fuckface.

>> No.50121871

>>50121843
Suck it, burnout. You got work on tuesday.

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>>50121835
Bots ruining a decent thread

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>>50121835
This is why we cant have nice things.

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>>50121835
>Sar-anon! A bizraeli should know better!
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of men for this treachery. My business is with this faggot tonight. With rock and stone!

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“I wonder if we'll ever be put into memes or green texts."
“What?”
“I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Satoshi and the Bitcoin.’ And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite investments. Satoshi was really intelligent, wasn't he, 2009 OG?’ 'Yes, newfag, the most creative of all pioneers. And that's saying a lot.'
“You've left out one of the chief characters - Sergey Nazarov. I want to hear more about Sergey.”
“Blockchain wouldn't have got far without Sergey.”
“Now Mr. Nakamoto, you shouldn't make memes; I was being serious.”
“So was I.”

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>>50122030
>>50121908
>Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The fresh OC perishes and the shill threads linger. That I should live to see that last days of my board.

>/biz/'s death was not of your making.

>No OP should have to bury their thread.

>It was strong in life. Its spirit will find the way to the halls of archived.moe.

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I think /biz/ can be saved. You are all welcome to knock on the citadel's door. Best wishes.