/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50112715
you don't look happy about it

>>50112715

If it wasn't a female butt, kys fag.

>>50112726
It was a female butt and I got poop on my penis

You heard it here first, nigger

I GOT POOPOO ON MY PEEPEE

>>50112756
Don't you know everything in your bathroom has poo on it?

>>50112778
Just the way my peepee likes it

>>50112756
??? why did she have poop in her butt? who put it there?

>>50112756
Imagine the smell.

>>50112788
Maybe the sushi I paid $150 for

Wasn't expecting to see this. Caught me off guard and I lost my shit, not gonna lie.

>>50112715
It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Powell.

>>50112756

Well what did you expect? There is no ass devoid of shit.

>>50112756
are you the anon who was bragging about having a date and fucking his gf's ass today in that thread yesterday ?

>>50112756
get a girl with better health anon. Some girls I can finger in the ass randomly and my finger is clean. Some girls I just touch and its covered in shit.
Find the first type of girl. Ditch the second.

>>50112756
Same thing happened to me, haven't had sex since. Girls are disgusting.

If you fuck a girl in the ass, you're still a homo.

>>50113347
What if I fuck a man in the ass?

>>50113380
You are still a homo, unfortunately. Next time try fucking the pussy (woman).

>>50113399
Thank you for your input

>>50113411
happy to help

nice

Jannies can suck a fat cock

>>50112852
>lost my shit
so it was you poo on op's dick

>>50113548
lel

me too, was mad overrated and gross desu. one of those things that's better in porn than real life

pussy just feels better and isnt fixated on feces and feces derivatives

>>50113579
This.
I’ve been with girls that are like “thank goodness you’re not into anal like my ex” and I’m like “yeah bitch cuz your man’s was a fag” LMAO

Best thread on /biz/

>>50113579
Why do people even like anal porn? In half the angles you can't even tell what hole is getting fucked

>>50113607
cuck

>>50112756
Tfw south east asian trannies do better...

>>50113399
You democrats don’t even know what a woman is

>>50113686
kek

Yo let’s get this to 100 replies before Jannies are offended

>>50113607
>Talking with girls about how their exes fucked their ass

Cuck indeed

>>50112756
>>50112715
When you fuck a woman in the ass you consciously made the decision to not fuck her pussy and chose her asshole instead to simulate fag sex. You consciously chose gay sex over normal sex.
Fucking a woman in the ass is actually gayer than fucking a man in the ass. You fell for the fag propaganda.

>>50112715
Repent.

>>50112715
Haha you're gay now faggot.

>>50112715
i heard a rumor that buttholes do be smellin like poop doe

>>50112756
Stinky dinkies!

I never liked it poop is really gross

>>50112756
That’s what you get for being a degen. Ass sex is fkn disgusting, shit passed through that hole every day. People like to think of women as clean and somehow their ass is also but reality is their assholes are just as disgusting as your own. There is almost no difference in fucking a women’s ass vs a man’s ass. It’s all disgusting sodomy

Half of you are gay and the other half faggots. Its not about anal its about submission and the girl doing something she doesnt want to do or doesnt bring her pleasure. All to measure what she thinks of you and what she will allow you to do.

>>50115644
you are gey

>>50112756
I fucked a girls butt and it was surprisingly clean. no poo no poopoo stench either. obviously I washed myself afterwards but there wasnt anything disgusting. It was also very spontaneous without any prep. literally just used my spit too

If you find a girl who doesnt like it but it pleases her to make you happy then she is wife material. If you pull out your dick and its wet and clean it means she has good diet/life style and is properly expelling her waste, this makes her breeding material.

Women who have sickly children or miscarriages are the poopy butt girls. They are garbage cans not vessels for your sons.

>>50115219
you do know that some girls love it? there was this one girl that I fucked in the ass once and since then she has a kink for it, saying that it feels incredible. she can also play with her pussy while getting fucked. its actually insane pleasure for women. and as the guy you get turned out by pleasuring the girl. nothing gay about that faggot. you just suck

>>50112756
Ya know this thread is a symptom of the shittiness of the board not a cause of it, good job following up the OP with the only possible context that wasn't horrible

>>50112715
Why would you do that? You know poop comes out of there.

>sodomy
NGMI

>>50112715
that's disgusting. you put your dick repeatedly in shit.

>>50113607
>your man is was a fag

>>50112715
I fucked a single mother in the ass on the first tinder date. I knew her for literally less than 2 hours before she let me ruin her asshole forever. She got it 7 inches deep and hard. There was only a little blood on the tip of the condom.

God help her children and ex-husband lmao. Momma took my cock in her ass, Timmy.

>>50112715
Janny how the fuck is this thread still up, yet other off topic threads that had good advice get pruned?

>>50115743
You are delusional if you think anal is fun for women. It’s literally just a way for them to show their devotion to you. There’s nothing pleasurable about it for the women and that’s the point.