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>>50108876
>dad bought the silver schizo pump n' dump
F lads

He keeps saying financial collapse ala 2008 is imminent, i couldve made him so much.

>>50108876
Boomers getting destroyed. I guess bonds and stocks aren't the only things we can invest in...

>all the spammers and poltards get banned
>thread IP count is halved
>thread quality goes up massively and we actually talk about stocks

wow


>>50108972
I wonder how many retirements this is going to end up pushing back. SPY is only down like 18% but there are probably a ton of people with specific holdings that could be down 50% or more.

>COMP
>MAPS
Use your phone to find a house, or to find weed, the market places about the same value on these two services.

>>50109044
I do not understand

>>50109024
>thread quality goes up massively

Yep. That's why I'm here to talk about one of the best stocks on the stock market.
SIGA.
AKA, human bio armor.

>>50108971
Seriously, what is it with the silver meme? Did something happen recently that specifically made silver the schizo target? I always assumed gold was the generic teotwawki thing, but it seems to be silver right now

>>50108906
Yes you are

>put 20% of your money in our hedge fund
>you must leverage your entire portfolio 2.5X in order to make impressive returns
What did Artemis Capital mean by this?

How do they expect people to do this?

>>50109133
silver has always been a schizo metal, it's just valuable enough for people to compare it to gold but cheap enough so that poor and ignorant people can stack it and pretend they are rich and smart and post their cringey silver stack with their walmart plastic glock and 4 grams of gold

>>50108971
Boomers really go goo goo gaga over this "collapse" shit, don't they?

Looks like all that RRGB food I had last night finally worked its way through my system.... wow!
Anyway... RRGB had a nice AH pump but the long term trend is still downward. Buy puts? Or due for a turnaround?

When did you guys learn that 70% of Hedge Funds are actually fucken retards? I always see them shorting the most retarded shit imaginable and then getting blown up and kvetching about it.
On top of that, the vast majority don't beat the market and a good amount implode during bear markets. I've always known they were retarded, but it really hit me this last week.

>Be boomer
>get rich off selling the future of your kids
>after making it, fantasize about the destruction of the world your kids will inherit

Is there a mental illness that explains this mindset?

>>50109223
Lead poisoning

>holiday monday
We all know what happens on tuesday right?

>>50109223
>be boomer
>worked hard and invest money
>be you
>cry about
ROPE YA NECK DUDE

>>50109194
I learned that in 2015

>>50109223
populism. they saw their parents suffer and decided they never wanted financial insecurity. and then they all voted for it.

in 30 years all the boomers will be dead. their houses will be empty and cheap. and their medicare debt will still be fucking their children.

>>50109223
>Be jewish
>try and change the narrative

>>50109279
I mean I stack PMs too anon, I think everyone should have 10% of their wealth in PMs.

My SOXL average is 37.91, how long am I going to be this sad? I don't really care if it takes a year, maybe two, I just want to know if I should stop DCAing

>>50109316
at the rate its going I would wait to DCA anymore until it hits like 5-6

>>50109294
>hes a goldbug too
Yikes

>>50109133
Silver is like litecoin. It appeals to the type of person who just wants to buy the cheapest option without understanding social value.
Silver is only 20x more present than gold, but its valued at 1/100. People see that stat and think it's 5x undervalued. They'll completely ignore the supply dynamics, production costs, commodity usefulness, and the simple fact that no one gives a shit about silver in the past 100 years and never will again.

Their basic understanding that putting money in something to protect against USD inflation is correct, but the reality is that there is no perfect alternative. No matter what you choose to dump savings into, you'll need someone waiting in line after you to buy your bags. You'll have to risk that a company investment fails, that bonds end up yielding sub-inflation level returns, or perhaps the government simply lies about the inflation level. You might risk that uganda discovers 10 trillion pounds of gold, or saudi's double their oil exports, or the whole world starves, or the feds steal your house and land to build a highway in the middle. You're at risk of rising taxes on pretty much anything, forced insurance payments, or climate alarmism policies that literally block you from leaving your house.
Life is full of risk, and diversifying is a lot of work. To them, silver seems like a safe answer. We all know it's trash, but that's part of the point.

Tomorrow is my son’s 0th birthday

>>50109351
>climate alarmism policies that literally block you from leaving your house
Like what?

>>50109327
>at the rate its going I would wait to DCA anymore until it hits like 5-6

what if it never drops that low

>>50109024
stfu janny lover. This thread is fucking ass

>>50109415
then I thank god

>>50109404
Huh

i dont care if i win or lose as long as tomorrows /sp/ hotdog thread is hoyp

>>50109449
i meant july 4th, sorry im drunks

>Market pumps in between inflation and GDP reports
>Wait for whichever data to come out
>Verify data is indeed fucked
>Stock up on puts on indices
>If it fake pumps here get more puts
>Have puts for inevitable dump and watch them print
This has worked pretty well for me and turned 2022 from a neutral to a great year for my portfolio. However you have to be careful because a bull run will come on again someday. Ill get burned on this at some point but it already doesn’t matter because Ive made so much which has been set aside. These set aside profits will be invested in things other than puts and are not to be ever used on options.

>>50108876
LMAOOO FUCK YOU JANNIES. They really do it for free :D
Janny how does it feel knowing that you make no money browing this God forsaken site? How does it feel losing all your gains janny? Are you made that you're broke faggots who can't make a good trade despite being jews?

>>50109461
Hi drunks I'm anon

>>50109024
janny lover fag

>>50109024
No dodged my ban :)

>>50109024
>Soxl
>Boomers
>crypto
>Gold
>Gaysex
Yup, great thread. I'm so glad all the best posters are here, and everyone else is banned.

>>50109422
>>50109502
Seethe more

>>50109223
We aren't even close to the peak of geriatric Boomer vampirism

Who told me I don't know how to order a sandwich?

JANNY SIMPS GET THE FUCKING ROPE

NIGGER FAGGOT LOVING SIMPS

You guys are in fertilizer right?

will snibs be the ultimate winner this year?

>>50109644
forgot pic

JANNY U WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, EVER U FUCKING ABOMINATION.

>>50109617
>>50109630
Those are the best naked men you've posted so far

>>50109644
Holding MOS long term and selling premiums

>>50109652

>>50109649
NO MORE SNIBS
MR SNIBS GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE

>>50109657
Time to remind the jannies they will never ne a real woman. I showed them their penises they gave up.

NIGGER BIDEN NIGGER BIDEN NIGGER GOT SHOT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

OFF TOPIC NIGGER LOVING FAGGOTB

LICK ASS NIGGER LOVERS

>>50109754
Jannies delete this shit

Haven't been browsing since the recession started can I get a quick rundown on the spammers?

>>50109754
You were doing so well

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>50109674
But is it renewable?

I'm so pissed, the meltup is here and we have a 3 day weekend

>>50109830
Nope it has american mines which will be the only place that can export at a cheaper cost than other foreign competitors

>>50109252
bear rally like last time?

/smg/ or //s/mg/?

>>50110049

>>50110111
Wait… where’s her penis?

>>50110125
your looking at it

>>50110007
Why the fuck do these women all have roast beef between their legs? My girlfriend has a perfect, tight pussy despite my stretching her out for the past couple years (7 inches, decent girth)

>>50110192
Hey man some people are just ugly

>>50110192
Bro your gf’s pussy isn’t tight if it’s 7 inches long and has girth to it.

New
>>50110240
>>50110240
>>50110240
>>50110240

>>50109316
It’s like you fags don’t even know any security can either be
A)reverse split to oblivion
B)delisted
C)liquidated (especially likely since it’s an ETF and not a stock itself)
If you fucking gambling degenerates were smart, you would DCA into companies like NVDA or TXN and stop chasing the high a leveraged ETF gives you.
You fucking idiots really don’t understand what we mean when we say “it can always go lower”

>this crab market is making my pussy wet anon

>>50109252
Last holiday was blood green my friend

>>50109837
It’s not a melt up lol. It’s just a bear rally. Fed is going to do the right thing.

>>50110264
the right thing would be to stop raising rates, as the fed has no control over the primary point of inflation, supply lines
destroying demand is not the correct way to go about it

>>50110277
Whatever you say. I think they’ll stop QT soon, but keeping rates functionally zero for almost a decade was just as criminally irresponsible as all the money printing was.

>>50109024
There were dudes posting dicks and monkey torture pics. What the fuck are you talking about.

I'm only bullish on bitcoin over the weekends

Why does someone keep prematurely baking the last couple of days?

>>50110245
Based N1GG3R_7HR047_2L42H3R

>>50110255
>thigh windows
god i want to feel her thighs between my cock

>>50110337
"People" who bake before 300 should be dragged into the streets and executed. Matter of fact it should be at least 315 and page 9.

>>50110277
Doesnt matter if its correct, its what theyre doing. Dont fight the fed, dont try to frontrun the fed, dont fight the trend. Either short shitcoins, buy oil, or sit on the bench

Happy 4th my brothers
https://youtu.be/FOAVRAd8W54
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>>50110526
Go away rocker you have a small penis

>>50109194
Ever since I read a spiva report card on active management performance.

>In 1955, two onion traders, Sam Siegel and Vincent Kosuga, cornered the onion futures market on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The resulting regulatory actions led to the passing of the act on August 28, 1958. As of August 2021, it remains in effect.
>The son of a Russian Jew who converted to Catholicism, Kosuga was a devout Catholic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

I dropped 150k into SOXL just before close today. What am I in for?

>>50110788
melt-up riches

>>50110788
>What am I in for?
your first reverse split

I just want to watch highlights from yesterday's debate featuring the Republican candidates for the Governor of Arizona and I want to short that entire state. Grim state of this country.

>>50110841
Not that anon but how do those work if your a holder?

It's over
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-news-today-fed-forecast-suggests-recession-already-here-2022-7

>>50110509
>buy oil during demand destruction
???

>>50110526
FUCK YOU NIGGERBITCHMONKEY

>>50110509
> dont try to frontrun the fed
Sounds like a thing, but I’ve never heard this piece of advice before.
Can you elaborate?

I'm excited for this bear market - I've calculated when the market turns bullish again I'll be propelled straight to the middle of 6 figure hell. Having never been there before, what am I in for?

>>50111121
Meme numbers are real and /CL needs to hit 150 before oil can finally collapse. I've been itching to short oil since February 100 a barrel but I'm going to have to wait.

>futes
wut
>lumber
wut

Bond market says the Fed is done, who do you trust, them or Jpow?

>>50111341
>Fed is done
Elaborate.

>>50111341
There’s no fucking way JPow is done.
He wants to kick inflation to the ground, and the labor market is still running pretty fucking hot imo.
We’ve definitely got more rate hikes coming, my man.

>>50111211
>what to expect
Your mistakes will take longer to recover from.
I’m not sure I’ll hit my ATH for another year or two

>>50111385
>We’ve definitely got more rate hikes coming, my man.
Based and Volcker pilled

>>50111341
>Bond market says the Fed is done
How so?
From the inversion? Or from a mild recovery recently?
I think the bond market is just not sure if it’ll be 50 basis points or 75 basis points, and it has swung from expecting a 2nd 75 to expecting the next one to be 50… I think it’s too optimistic and we’ll get another 75 tho

>>50111371
Bond market is pricing in dovish pivot due to data showing recession
>>50111385
Jpow didn't even want to do a bond taper at 6.5 percent inflation, I don't think he's really going to crash the market to bring inflation down on his side when supply side is worse. Burry said they're not doing QT and he's the king of bobo's

>>50109274
>their houses will be empty and cheap
No. Blackrock will buy all the houses and be renting them out to individuals. The housing market will never meaningfully dip again

>someone reccomends me peter zeihan if I want a concise explanation of demographics
>all he does is spout boomer USA shilling nonsense about how china bad and finished and how USA is going to become even more powerful

what a fucking waste, i dont know why I listen to /biz/niggers for anything

>>50111460
Imma be real with you if I'm priced out of a house by the time I'm 40, I'm just gonna forcefully take one. In Minecraft, of course, haha.

>>50109404
will damage his penis with circumcision?

>>50111460
>Blackrock will buy all the houses and be renting them out to individuals
You can thank the federal reserve for this bullshit

>>50111545
China's demographics are absolutely fucked in fairness

The wagers gave me the WRONG FUCKING ORDER AGAIN

I’m thinking about going down there and egging the absolute shit out of the restaurant.
Also, yes, I am getting a refund, but they’re doing it in the form of “next order is on us points” which is retarded bullshit, and also I’m sick of having to put effort into getting a proper refund when they don’t even do the fucking order right
It’s 50 fucking bucks for a pizza now, and they can’t even fucking do it right. This is bullshit.
What else can I do besides get a refund and egg that fucking shithole?
I’m thinking about sharpie-ing the door with “STOP FUCKING UP MY ORDER” but spray paint is a little too far for me

I also like rolling open my windows and screaming just to fuck with my neighbors.
Fuck Seattle.
Fuck nigs.
Fuck libs.
Fuck the west coast.
They deserve this shit.

>>50110940
Say it’s a 5 to 1 reverse split and you have 50 shares at $10, you now have 10 shares at $50. It’s very bad and usually means the value of your position will drop.

The catch is if your brokerage does not allow fractional shares they will automatically sell your position. They may also charge you a fee. Oh and usually the stock just keeps falling and another reverse split happens within a year or two.

>>50111811
It's true that reverse splits have a negative connotation to them, but there are legitimate reasons to use them for avoiding extra regulatory bullshit or increasing liquidity.

Ummmm

>>50111887
fucking chaos if true

>>50111887
How to profit off of this. I don’t trust JPM and gambling on any of this is like gambling on what Putin does next

>>50111887
Why would they cut it though? Is the profit from selling cheap oil to India and China enough? Do we have numbers on this?

>>50111887
All this for some gay ass Ukrainians

PALANTIR
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!

>>50111887
oil barons....they told me it was over....they told me i should sell

>when richdad bullshit pops up in my youtube feed

>>50111887
>>50111904
>Biggest German energy producer asked for a bailout
>analysts being serious with $200+ scenarios
oil bros, our time has come

Do we get another bear rally next week? Last time it also happend after a long weekend when Friday was green

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50112044
We are extremely due. That little bump on the 27th barely registered. Bear rally incoming this week or next at the absolute latest. Don't forget to sell the top

>>50112013
only when we have drained every penny from the world does the economy have permission to die

>>50112013
Could be "please buy our bags" shit but idk, I've been surprised before

>>50111984
t. poor dad

>>50111984
You too?

What do you think about this 10 year hold

>18000
>PLTR: 9.27/share, 1000 shares -$9270
>CRSP: 63.79/share, 100 shares -$6379
>BBBY: 4.71/SHARE, 499 SHARES -$2350
>-17,999.29

>>50112166
Some nice meme names, think you have a 90% chance of losing 50% of your money with those

A S S

Could I invest in Ukraine somehow with a lot of potential return?
inb4 muh risk shut the fuck up retard even bonds are risk.

>>50111984
What's on your youtube feed /smg/?

niggers...
am i right fellas?
I mean, come on.

>>50112282
An anon watched furry shit daily, here's what happened to his youtube feed.

>>50112323
Guns, money, anthro milfs. Let me guess, you need more?

>>50112282
mainly MSM recession fud atm.

>>50112282
I don't watch a lot of financial shit, all I see is video essays on bullshit and never watch any of them

Any dutch investors here?
What do you think of (leveraging) these 3 for the next 3 years?
Shell: oil and gas, with high energy prices they will surely hit 30 euro, right, right? 5% dividend at these levels
BESI: semi conductor, chips will always be needed, so they will surely rebound, right, right? They are just kinda disappointing because no new mobile flagship phones and china lockdowns, so they don't sell as much as they could. 8% dividend at these levels
Vopak: terminals for industry and in harbours. they are kinda a boring company. the commodity prices cause companies to not want to store as much. they have a 5% dividend at these levels, and sure they wont beat the index (long term), but with a potential rebound, and if commodity prices decrease (because of a recession), I think they will surely increase in value.

Other nice gambling positions:
Long calls Unilever (2026), only 5 euro for a 45 strike, means they have 4.5 years to increase 5 euro in price to breakeven...
ING: same story, long calls 2026 for 2 euro for a 9 euro strike, means they have 4.5 years to increase 2 euro in price to breakeven...

>>50112451
Nick Robinson's video essays/documentaries are pretty good, Austin McConnell's are also decent. Highly recommend watching a few of theirs.

>>50112473
dunno but sounds goodish. i was also lookin at bomf or something similar. a energy company that got rekt with the war. after war and sanctions could be good.

>>50110337
There was a dick and butthole spammer and having multiple threads makes him work harder.

>>50111768
You get free food for a mistake sounds good to me. Dumbass.

Bullish or bearish for CCL?
Also. Why are they like this frens?

>>50113493
the narrative seems to be that CCL will go bankrupt within a year
that they have too much international / Russia exposure compared to the other cruise lines
that they have too much money tied up from customers awaiting services, that if these customers were to cancel they'd be totally insolvent
you should check out the premium on the bonds for CCL that investors are demanding, due to them expecting them to go bankrupt and be unable to repay within 2 years

>>50113493
Bullish. Women love the drama.

>>50109024
Go home janny. You’re drunk

Have a great weekend /smg/
We’re all gunna make it.

>>50113657
Rolling

>>50113652
Fuck the US

>>50109644
I thought I was a retard buying bayer through 2020 and 2021, pretty comfy now

>>50109252
Gonna crab til after the 6th then minor pump til FOMF

>>50113493
It’s just how certain groups unwind

>>50112218
imagine the poops she must make

>>50109351
That's true but it's the manufacturing needs of silver that make it truly valuable. It's role as a store of value or monetary asset is dwarfed by its commercial and industrial necessity. This is why the price of silver has been manipulated down by JP Morgan and others. Until they decide it goes up it will never go up.....but if the manufacturing need were rise considerably so that it became scarce, the manipulation would be forced to ease as real world prices far exceeded marketplace position. It's already happening at small scale so you can't buy silver without huge premiums. If you find silver for spot price better test it

>>50113652
why is the USA so fucking aesthetic

I'm fucking scared of the bond market WHY ARE WE GONNA GET A PIVOT?

>>50111887
Lol. Lmao.

According to my ta we are officially in cat market.

thank you bezos
we are all saved

>>50114133
wtf is that real, whats wrong with them??

>muh risk management
>1% risk rule
>1% of 5000 = 50
>$50 a trade
>$5 profit for a 5% move (without fees)
are boomers actually retarded or why is this a recommendation for "small account traders"

Good things and bad things this month. Got 10k + 8% raise. KO and Paramount paid out the divvy - good. Bad - 18k loan has to be repaid, putting my wife on my health plan due to better benefits so there's another 3000 a year sucked out of my check. Good - maybe 12% pay hike in 2023 so I just gotta hold it together till July 2023.

>>50114204
meant to say 10% move*

>>50113862
So what do you prefer? Fat nigger sheboons in NKE spandex?

>>50114204
$5 per trade.
10 trades per day.
$50 per day.
1% a day in gains.

of course trading is a load of horseshit and no one is actually consistently good at it so of course you realise rightly that the only way to actually make money is to get lucky yolo'ing it instead of taking a systematic approach since you realise unconsciously that you're playing a negative-sum game.

>>50109194
warren buffett always said he would take monkeys throwing darts over wall street investors

>>50111578
No. I am curcumsized, but we did not get it done with any of my sons.

weekend smg was always kind of slow but since the jannies banned half the users the threads basically dead
fuck nigger jannies

>>50114204
This thread has links my nigerian prince

>>50114375
yes this advice is straight from the /smg/ risk management section, thank you. whats your point?

>>50108553
I really do not know what investment products are available in Indonesia but Mutual Funds have high fees compared to ETFs due to management interference. Can you access some sort of Nikkei product, through the SGX maybe?
>https://www.cmcmarkets.com/en-ca/
>https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/home.php
Can you access either of the above, maybe investigate that?

"Dollar cost averaging" is a great method for most people - especially since you described yourself as a bad trade (which is fine). A lot of people go broke chasing the perfect trades, so DCA is fine for you.

>>50109194
I was young during 2007 and I suspected malice, but 2020 confirmed it for me that they are just fools.

>>50110688
Checked and kek'ed.

>>50112227
You answered your own question, buy Ukrainian bonds.

How to do sector allocation? I have no clue even after reading on sector rotation.

I’m selling META on Tuesday. Fuck that dogshit company and I deeply regret buying it. Should I lump sum the proceeds into VTI, or just DCA?

>>50112473
Look at valuation, growth, balance sheet, and profitability metrics too. I like Shell, they even had some insiders buying. Unilever is no longer ran by that retarded CEO, but their valuation is shit especially for consumer defensive. Maybe it's normal for their industry. Banks I know nothing about. Regardless, there are better opportunities. The European markets and its stocks have sucked since 2000.

>>50112166
I don't like PLTR, endless dilution. But they're decent picks for such a timespan

>>50111107
Bullish, Fed insiders are probably buying back in now

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>>50112323
>Presenting to the emergency room, where we are now

Can't wait for the bear rally next week

>>50114720
How much money? If it's less than 10% of your total, just lump sum it.

Test

>>50114950
Probably about $6,000. I’m thinking of selling my last remaining crypto too. I don’t see how altcoins will ever recover. Just about 10%.

>>50108876
Any Topstep chads here?

>>50114204
You need sufficient leverage to trade. Futures for example.
>>50114283
Sounds like you're a bad trader, never tried, or you just don't know anything about it.

>>50115038
how 2 trade? I've already learned what not to do by losing everything

>>50115069
Look into trading using volume profile and VWAP. Those are the only two reliable price action indicators with which you can generate confidence and win consistently. Once you learn how to use those you should learn how to size your position and manage your risk.
There is a serious edge to reading price action this way, but if you don't define your risk and manage it appropriately you can still blow up. I use a 2:1 reward to risk and trade futures.

>>50114573
Just flip a coin: heads = all-in on NRGU, tails = all-in on GUSH

>>50114837
Monkepox filter getting you?

Imagine being a gusher

>>50115346
Gushing grannies were doing well until last month

>>50113956
Most traders still say next meeting is a rape hike

>>50111980
The spice must flow.

>>50114573
Look at what /smg/ is hyper bullish on.
Buy something else that is incredibly undervalued.
When a few anon on /smg/ starts talking about the thing you are buying keep buying.
When the entire thread is talking about the thing stop buying and find another undervalued thing to buy.
Just keep rotating and you will generally stay ahead of the game.

Like the previous hype train was SEMIs.
The Current is OIL.
The next is a toss up between FOOD and DEFENSE. Though I should add DEFENSE and FOOD are joined at the hip since a large portion of the military budget is used to contract large food companies like TSN, GIS ect to produce food for the military.

>>50115440
so thats what stav is up to

>>50115440
Now THAT'S a hamchad

>>50114319
Based, same. Give them opportunities we never had :)

>>50113493
look urban

>>50108876
How do i profit from thie

>>50113970
LONG BULL BROS - IT IS FOR YOU

LONG PARMACEUTICAL KETAMINE

CANNABIS RUSH 2.0

FUCK KENNY

FUCK BIG PHARMA

ALPHA-GCP

>>50115502
*this

What happens to warrants in a buyout? Do I need to exercise them?

>>50115502
Short the shit out of consumer goods. Long oil and gas refining.

PAIR ME WITH YOUR ROOF
AND I MIGHT JUMP

>>50113956
this is mostly just a wonderful example for why unclear communication fucks the markets. bond markets are pricing in 17% 50bps and 83% 75bps.
if we get 75bps, then we will dump, because those 17% uncertainty still need to be accounted for. and by any account, we will get 75bps. the fed needs stronger signals to pivot.

>>50115462
Defense assumes that Jim Brandon would want to give money to the MIC. He actually wants to funnel it into Ukraine. Subtle but key difference.

Tickers like LMT and RTX won't die (their pork is too secure) but, like OIL, neither will they thrive.

>>50114319
Based.

>>50115502
This doesn't even make any sense. The US doesn't even get oil from Russia, why the hell do they keep trying to blame gas prices on Russia?

>>50109475
I've thought about this
> news of recession
> markets pump immediately, thinking the worst is over
Just dumb

>>50115502
you don't. you buy a gun and prepare for the worst.

>>50115502
JP Morgan don't know shit. Back in January they were saying the biotech indices would see a major flow back in, and it's July now, the XBI is only slowly starting recover and diverge from Nasdaq. Couple weeks ago they said the market is crashing (something like that; "top story" on MarketWatch), and in the past couple weeks the market has been recovering as well. That's not to say we won't have another dip, but they don't know shit. I know more than JP Fuckin Morgan.

>>50115790
I told people months ago we'd see $10 a gallon gas and they all laughed and said I was crazy. They won't be laughing soon. If the government doesn't figure something out soon (lol I know) we are going to collapse. B-b-but at least we showed those meanie Russians who's boss.

What are doing Tuesday?
I plan on buying Hilton world wide puts

>>50115545
I mean if you are long it is more about securing those strong companies at a lower then average price before shorts and dumb money find them and start pumping.

>>50115856
gas stations recalibrating their pumps for two digit gas should have been clue enough

Jannies think they can stop me but little do they know I've become more powerful than they ever imagined.

>>50108876
>bitcoin is below 20k
How many suicides?

>>50115923
feels like it was 3k not that long ago

>>50115881
What's scared me isn't filling up my tank, it's knowing that all the truckers are just going to stop transporting stuff because there is no money in it. Shelves will be empty and there is no stock or crypto you can buy to save you from that.

Jet blue is in the news for racism. Easy short this week.

>>50116001
>naming the new nonstop Detroit--Cleveland flights the "Jigaboo Express"

How did they think they'd get away with that one

>>50115988
This you also can't print your way out of it due to the extremely noticeable wages-prices gap that is forming. Also keep in mind the stores DO NOT HAVE PEOPLE to stock things like Coke, Pepsi, Frito-Lays, Dr Pepper, Monster Energy, and Nabisco that is all done by merchandisers who often drive between 3-5 different stores in a day.

>>50116001
They're in negotiation to get bought by another airline right?

>>50116001
Don't forget the jet blue origin character.

>>50116165
Yes. Sprint. They've been pumping.

>>50116092

>>50116165
Bid war between Frontier and Spirit

KSS sell-off pushed the stock about $7 below its book value. Good place to enter for a swing? Feels fairly low risk.

Will this finally crash KWEB?
My put isn't doing so hot.

>>50116560
more like KWAB

Be without fear in the face of your enemies
Stand upright that god may love thee
Speak the truth even if it leads to your death
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong, this is your oath

why does bridgewater have such massive exposure to emerging markets?

Anudda plane dump next week.

>>50116609

China easing while west is tightening and is 40% of EEM. China economic data has bottomed while west's has yet to bottom. Also commodities (Brazil outperformed spy first half)

>>50116560
This is the "you'll have no privacy and won't care" part of the great reset. Zoomers literally don't care if they are being filmed 24/7 by the government as long as they have their 10 second funny clips to watch.

Lol could you imagine if the stock market and economy collapsed and average life expectancy dropped back down to like only 40 years old meaning I only had 5 more years to go lol that would be crazy right ha ha

Happy 4th of July weekend, /smg/!

>>50116735
This is why I drink, smoke, and eat whatever I want. We'll all likely be dead in the next 10 years anyway, and if not, smoking and drinking we'll be illegal, and you'll be eating bug patties for breakfast lunch and dinner. Enjoy your freedom while you still have it.

>>50116001
>>50116092
what did they do?

this is stock market related because it will affect the price of the shares.

Serious question guys
Should i sell all my oil? Is the dump coming soon?

there's just a constant stream of bad news coming out day by day, and the market thinks the worst case scenario is already over what the fuck is happening
>>50116718
is it time to long FXI then?

>>50116844
I believe inflation hasn’t actually peaked. I’m going hard in oil and wheat, I feel like there is not enough cutting going on from the fed

>>50116861
>I believe inflation hasn’t actually peaked
no shit it hasn't peaked
fed just walked back their budget tightening and did more QE again the last few weeks

>>50116844
Unless jpm is trying to dump their oil bags in everyone, I think you would be fucking crazy to sell now. Have you not seen the absolute panic in the government over oil and gasoline? They are literally going to run out of diesel fuel.

>>50116844
markets are gonna rally off this shit news

>>50111341
Dont fight the fed

>TSM has a liability with water availability in Taiwan
>small island so infranscture is being stressed
>partly because of this they are building new factories in other country
>they decide to built a trillion dollar plant in the deserts of arizona

MCD bros!

>>50116609
Ray dalio is a moron with huge ego because he levered up 60/40 and fed pumped his bags for decades. Now he is backing china hoping for the same help

>>50116986
As of Jul 1, 2022, the Ray Dalio All Weather Portfolio returned -15.03% Year-To-Date and 5.35% of annualized return in the last 10 years.

That will be a billion dollars and tip for expert management

>>50116955
And?

>>50111341
>THIS IS IT THE FED IS GOING TO GO BACK TO PUMPING OUR BACKS THE BEAR IS OVER BOBOS BTFO
Explaining to people who spent the last 15 years getting airdropped money for free that the market needs to go lower is pointless.

>>50116647
>fuck the west
>were still gonna buy western planes because ours are shit
someone should let the chinks know a british guy invented white rice so the retards starve to death

>>50116609
>why does bridgewater have such massive exposure to emerging markets?
1) 85% of the world's population lives in the emerging markets and growing
2) they are 59% of the world's gdp and growing
3) its better inversely correlated with american stocks than developed (euro and japan) markets

>>50117074
>its better inversely correlated with american stocks than developed (euro and japan) markets
Not sure what exactly this means, but im pretty sure foreign markets have always just followed america but performed worse

>>50112166
1000 shares of PLTR is my goal right now. It’s my only individual long pick. The rest is going in FDVV and SCHD.

>>50113657
Rolling

>>50117007
he underpeformed the market by half yikes.

>>50113657
roll

>>50117092
When America crashes or slows so does developed markets. But emerging markets tend to out perform when we are doing poorly.

>>50117179
I have seen bullishness on emerging markets lately in options volume and random internet posts

oil baggies must be getting really desperate spamming that jpmorgan 300+ oil headline

>>50117199
Not really appropriate to be calling them baggies at these prices

>>50117197
For me its what I said early. 85% of the world's population and 59% of the gdp is ONLY in emerging markets. Which is only 25% of the foreign market weight (i.e. VXUS FTIHX) which themselves are at best part of a 60/40 ratio. So only 10% of stock is holding the market of 85% of the world pop and 59% of the worlds gdp

>>50116728
>Zoomers literally don't care
Nothing any generation wants matters as long as the boomers are alive. That's what happens when you invert the demographic pyramid in a democracy.

>>50117074
Is there a good tool to track the white population outside of 'developed' nations?

>>50117199
It's 400 my man trust the plan.

>>50116955
Like tears in the rain. What a great scene.

>>50117243
>Is there a good tool to track the white population outside of 'developed' nations?
skin color is a meme when it comes to investing

It's actually a big area of confusion for investors that some places like mexico or the entirety of latin america isn't growing and countries like india are pulling ahead.

Also don't forget countries like Japan might be stagnant with their investments by Japanese small cap fucking popped off

>>50117216
crude prices? yeah, but look at a lot of the most popular oil stocks out there

>>50117199
I want to believe that it's just a ploy to dump their bags on retail. It better be, I don't know that I have it in me to deal with $300 a barrel oil. Been struggling as is. When SIGA inevitably hits a market cap of $1 trillion, I will make them pay.

>>50117288
Theyre all at multi year highs

>>50117243
>still blaming boomers
The game has been rigged for since post ww2. That's when the Jews took complete control of the world. How can you even blame boomers when each election they were given a choice between 2 Zionists who both serve nobodies interest but Israel's? They were given an illusion of choice and so are we. The game never changes because there are just to many normalfags out there that believe all the lies they're told. Blaming boomers is an intellectually lazy take.

>>50117378
>still blaming the juice
anon this is a yiddish board

>>50117378
I swear to god every single millennial faggot who complains about boomers "ruining the economy" always lives in some shithole over priced city and has fuckloads of loans and doesn't invest in their 401k or roth ira

>>50117287
>skin color
If it were skin color this would be easy to track. I want haplogroup tracking.

>>50117378
So are you going to rescind the statement you made about zoomies then? If your position is that zoomers of all generations are culpable, your position is incoherent. If you want to make the case that *no* generation is to blame for [sociopolitical shift (you) care about] and it is instead juice, that's fine too.

But that's not what you claimed.

>>50117450
>overpriced cities
Every city is 'overpriced'. And that's a good thing.

>>50117311
Don’t sleep on BVNRY. I know everyone is talking about SIGA, but they’re really starting to push the (((vaccine))) in the gay community. That’s at least 100milion potential customers.

>>50117447
My apologies Moshi. I don't have anymore foreskin to give. What can I do to earn your forgiveness?

>>50117287
>skin color is a meme when it comes to investing

No it isn't.

Literally only ONE group of people on the entire planet have near ZERO Neanderthal genetics, which means ZERO of the benefits of having Neanderthal brain adaptations, and that single group has by far the LOWEST IQ rates on the planet and by FAR the highest rates of violent crime in nearly every single country they flee to.


Meanwhile, one of the groups with the highest known amounts of Neanderthal genetics, East Asians, have some of LOWEST amounts of violent crime, and some of the HIGHEST IQs, and college admissions scores and acts/SATs

There's a reason why countries with higher iq average have a higher standard of living and gdp.

>>50117520
I didn't blame zoomers for anything, I simply said they just don't care.

>>50117527
>that webm
someone kill me

>>50117378
I kind of agree. they took control of international media and now days most people, especially whites, just think people like Ben shapiro is white

>>50117378
Yeah yeah its nobodies fault but the jews and everyone else is just helpless
Youre not even all wrong but this idea if no responsibility is exactly what blacks use. Its pathetic

>>50117561
>someone kill me
wait until you see this

https://youtube.com/shorts/CuuMeSfUWZI?feature=share

>>50117559
Now this is just disingenuous. >>50116728 is specifically about the zoomies. I have already pointed out that it wouldn't matter if *every* zoomie *everywhere* was a radical anarchist, they possess no political power to change such a situation. Only boomers do. Only boomers haven't.

>>50117644
Sorry, I mean only the juice haven't, right?

>>50117602
Ok how do you fix the problem then?
Jews control the media in totality
Jews control the banks I'm totality
Jews control the politicians in totality
Jews control the corporations in totality
Explain how you fix it. The literally control every branch of power in the western world. Completely monopolized. We had a chance if we had just turned a blind eye in WW2 but that was 80 years ago.

Pregnant marina :)

I love my buncun so much

Is Netflix a buy? Price seems overly pessimistic

>>50117713
I personally dont believe so

>>50117713
I think it’s going to get bought out by a bigger company as it’s valuation continues to sink.

Will we have futures on Sunday?

>>50117793
By who though?

>>50117713
What's the growth opportunity for netflix right now?
No Seriously, what upside do you see?
Lately they have been losing subs from right wing people in developed countries because they hate the woke shit and have been relying on 3rd world subs to make up the difference.
But as foreign currencies weaken against the dollar in a global recession many 3rd worlders who would have been able to afford netflix will now be priced out and opt to pirate instead. Even in developed markets their main demographics include plenty of people who are getting squeezed with rising costs and may opt to drop the service and swap to free alternatives like roku, pluto etc - Its why netflix is opting to add an ad supported version - but how many people are going to pay a base subscription fee ontop of seeing ads? Its not like the quality of their originals has increased in the last few years.

>>50117933
>Its not like the quality of their originals has increased in the last few years.
even if it had - you buy a one month sub, binge watch that one thing, then cancel.

>>50108876
Ok let's say we are at the absolute bottom of the market this week.

Right now. Today. What are the Absolute best tickers to go all in on and why?

No meme picks. no if another outbreak or war happens.

But Absolute best picks if the market recovers to post covid levels.

Would it be soxl?
Tesla?
AMD?

SPY?

Also please no oil picks because that's only high because of Ukraine.

>>50117713
NFLX spent the entirety of the 2010s pulling forward subscribers ahead of acquisition costs. They are, for example, still paying off the rest of their acquisition of Friends. So NFLX has always been like this it was just masked by current subscriber growth over accumulated payment obligations. That there are now more options for streaming also doesn't help since they have a very thin catalog compared to Disney or HBO.

SIGA MARKET GENERAL??

https://voca.ro/12x6dqvzyzET

So wait, crude is still over 100, inventories are at record lows, oil stocks dropped 30% in the last month, and you AREN'T scooping these cheapies? Thought you liked to make money anon.

Ok let's say we are at the absolute bottom of the market this week.

Right now. Today. What are the Absolute best tickers to go all in on and why?

No meme picks. no if another outbreak or war happens.

But Absolute best picks if the market recovers to post covid levels.

Would it be soxl?
Tesla?
AMD?

SPY?

Also please no oil picks because that's only high because of Ukraine.

>>50118207
Poop in id. Lol. Lmao.

>>50118246
Anything on leverage, it all goes up together anyway

>>50118246
If the market is bottoming because its "looking forward" towards more QE than buy any garbage you can find. The more putrid and stinkier the better.
ARKK for example.

/SMG/ is actually over nigga damn 1 thread for an entire day
this is just fucking sad

>>50118261
>leverage
Soxl is leveraged so then the best thing to do would be buy soxl on leverage to increase my leverage.

>>50117933
Excusing any of the woke stuff or controversies—The positives are that there are probably a great deal of people who will never cancel their subscription, they’ll just watch whatever’s on there (like my parents), and that Netflix frequently has THE thing to watch, whether that’s through natural hype or astroturfing, it doesn’t matter. But they don’t have a stash of IPs to draw from like HBOmax and Disney+ who immediately took a good market share from Netflix and they only started recently. HBOmax in particular has a much better catalogue than Netflix imo, and much better movies. It’s going to get ugly for Netflix and it’s strange to me there are people identifying them as a value

>>50118246
I'm going to buy some December 16 deep OTM TQQQ calls

>>50118321
don't you think it's a little too soon for the markets to recover? Unironically for what reason would they recover anytime soon? Isn't JPOW going to raise rates again soon and shouldn't that kill or weaken some of these zombie companies?

>>50118284
welcome to the bear market nigga (hint: this is when biz actually gets good and money is made)

>>50118354
lol no one knows at all what's going to happen. Apparently bond markets are predicting we already had the 'soft landing' and it's heading back up. However, a lot of important 'economists' are basically publicly bullying the fed to keep raising rates though... so everything is up in the air. It's all on one man... what will he do?

>>50118170
>>50118246
>Also please no oil picks because that's only high because of Ukraine.
lmao

>>50118251
HAhahah. poOp.

>>50118284
Tranny jannies banned everyone for making fun of trannies

Uhhhh.... coupon bros ;_;

>>50117880
MSFT, AAPL, or DIS possibly. Not anytime soon for Microsoft though. We’re still waiting to see how that ATVI situation plays out.

>>50117933
>Lately they have been losing subs from right wing people in developed countries because they hate the woke shit
It’s funny you say that. I canceled my house’s sub because I got sick of seeing fags and blacks every time I turned it on. It’s strange too because I grew up watching a lot of black shows that I didn’t even think of as black. It never bothered me. They were solid, funny shows. This new shit is fucking bad.

Is Telsa gonna pump Monday? Looks like they beat the production numbers (which were drastically lowered ofc). Glad I covered
>>50118452
Bullish, I'm hoarding coupons

>go look up property in kenya
>their housing is just as bogged at the US

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>50118447
>>50118284

We won. Should have invested in Sigma

>>50118284
I just got back from a 3day faggot fucking janny

>>50118743
>>50118727

>We won. Should have invested in Sigma

>>50109024
how many people did you report fucking faggot

>10 year is now at April levels
>after months of rape hikes
So rape hikes did absolutely nothing to rape actual hikes in the real world? Am I getting this right?

>>50118807
correct, it hasn't even begun.

>>50117527
doesn't matter the source of foreskins but i will accept wigs of eurogoyim hair

>>50118830
>>50118807
So then why aren't we loading up on puts whenever the market rallies?

also anyone else get weird ads like this on YouTube?

>>50118452
Is that drop due to digital coupons replacing print coupons though?
I do most of my general shopping at safeway and going through the app for 5 minutes before I go shop is a lot more convenient than coupon clipping.
Also are there any consumer staples funds that don't include restaurant chains or general purpose stores (wall-mart/target)?
>inb4 couponing is for poors.
5 minutes for an average trip savings of $25 is nothing to sneeze at, adds up to 1.2-1.5k/year. @ $300/hr

why do you post in smg on the weekend weirdo

A trip to Costco is a pure distilled suburban dystopian experience from the parking lot fighting over spots and cars speeding and then breaking a few feet from hitting kids to the bumper to bumper grocery carts, obesity, $300 checkout bills, people saying fuck it and leaving their carts in random places, entire ice cream cones dumped out on the ground, food litter all over the place, massive cars being driven by 1 person

>>50118893
never forget what you did to the six gorillian goy

>>50119067
>massive cars being driven by one person
yeah that's me

>>50115462
Chloe...

>>50119067
When my parents immigrated to America, the first thing they fell in love with was Costco because MUH DEALS. But Costco is shit for most perishables. Non-perishables at Costco are great

So the Tesla delivery numbers are out
Pretty sure they should take a hit once market opens. It seem the general expectation was higher than 254k

>>50119067
When the COST experience turns into the WMT experience, America is truly lost. Forget Buffett, it's time to start betting against America.

>>50118596
>>50119161
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/tesla-delivered-254695-ev-units-in-q2-below-consensus-432SI-2843404
They missed deliveries, beat production. Looks like a mixed bag.

This shitty ass rabbit stinks. He smells like pussy. He smell like that asshole. Smells like wetback dick.

My boomer dad has been bitten by the Fox News mind virus so now I have to hear about whatever was just on hannity when I talk to him

>>50119268
Many such cases
Sad!

>>50119268
Tell him to watch Tucker and then ease him into Jared Taylor.

>>50119286
He does watch tucker but I feel like it goes over his head because he’s not directly being told what to think

>>50117856
Yes. Also Monday except during normal market hours.

>>50119099
https://youtu.be/ukbfhuaUgj4

>>50119315
>three days of no market
Fuck.

>>50119268
tucker is better. independents on YouTube are better

>>50119268
Mine is hooked on Bill Maher.

Watched him a few times. Decently funny. Shit politics.

>>50119303
>>50119363
>Tucker is better

Are s&p futes actively being traded anywhere on the weekends? If so, where can I see the price action?

>>50119213
I'm somewhat suprised that expectations for deliveries was higher than for production, that seems nonsensical.
Also they are still trading 91x Price/earnings as a fucking car manufacturer compared to say 4.5 or 3.9 PE for VW or Ford. And it's not like the Year on Year growth was anything to write home about with ~26%
Add the recent admission that the new factories in germany and texas are burning billions I just don't see it.

>>50119346
Well DAX and Nikkei will open

>>50119399
he is 100% better than Hannity. Hannity is a grifter.

>>50119420
>Are s&p futes actively being traded anywhere on the weekends? If so, where can I see the price action?

No. Banks are closes. Markets are closed. Forex is closed. Look at bitcoin since it mirrors the S&P

>>50119286
I hate that I have to share this board with /pol/ brainlets

*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock*


*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>>50119471
>Look at bitcoin since it mirrors the S&P
Nah, it's basically nasdaq with a lever

>>50119496
>>50109133
Feel free to tongue my anus.

>>50119595
As long at bitfuck isn't below $5k the NASDAQ dump isn't over.

>>50119595
>nasdaq
To be fair...

>>50119640
>>50119595
>Nah, it's basically nasdaq with a lever
is there much of a difference?

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>>50118284
People are preparing to celebrate American Independence tomorrow. In my state this is the official "drive to the closest state that doesn't ban the fun fireworks and smuggle them back" day.