/biz/ - Business & Finance

not funny. not because of crypto i want it to go to 0 but because its insensitive

shut up chink

literally WHO?????

We?
You are homeless, now gtfo ching chong

>>50070537
sorry babe but I'm gonna have to rent out your asshole by the hour to pay for more eth. You ruv me.. don't you? Good then get to work that eth aint gonna pay for itself

No matter how many of these I see they always crack me up.

I am an Arab & I have this urge to enslave this girl

>>50070537
kek

>>50070855

im a white eurofag and i also have the urge to enslave this girl ... or let her enslave me

she's just so kawaaiii :3

>>50070537
show your busted teeth so I can pop a chubby, insect

>>50070537
Somebody do a
>Ohhh... husbant... You're finarry awake
Edit

r*ddit joke go back faggot.
Phonefags like >>50070822 love this shit as expected.

>>50072062
Once I saw that this meme already made it onto YouTube I was literally SEETHING

shit forgot to take my medication again

>>50070537
*homuress

>>50070659
That beautiful woman is Japanese.

>>50070855
checked and based arabro

>>50072461
Japanese are Chinks that came into islands.

>>50072696
jomons are native, yayois came from korea

I seriously dont get this, how is she pretty? What features? All I see is a bloated potato with slit eyes. Please enligthen me, are your standards really low, or is it something I dont see?

>>50072735
>muh based jomon race is different from chinkoids!!

please kindly fuck off davido kun. it's fucking embarrassing

>>50072738
almost as if beaty was mostly subjective

>>50072738
FAGGOT DETECTED

I always lose with kuripito karenshi

>>50070537
*kuriputo karenshi
was funnier when OP spelled it with proper japanese phonetics
also I don't get "husbant", husbando seems better

>>50070537
Why are all my awesome zestimate threads pruned and this cancer just goes on and on

>>50074733
Because your zestimate threads are gay and cringe, while these threads are funny and based

>>50070537
>Bad skin
>Fat round face
>Snaggle teeth
>Elephant ears
>Chink
>Deformed nose
>All the makeup, lightning angles and she's still ugly as shit
Are you seriously even ironically implying that I would ever marry someone so ugly?

>>50074770
You gay and cringe. Zestimate threads are not only based but educational.

Fun facts about title theft
>a type of theft, closely related to identity theft, where you put a home's deed in a different name
>You can either sell the deed to the property in a real estate scam or use it to claim any equity in the home
>Most of the properties that go through home title theft are vacation homes, rental homes or second properties, and unoccupied homes
>Properties that are not inhabited areat risk because you can start by squatting in unused homes, plus forged deeds can be made and the house sold without the knowledge of the real owner, especially if the owner isn’t checking in on that property regularly
>begin by committing identity theft, forging documents like a fake ID, Social Security card, or other official identifying documentation. This way a fraudulent “bill of sale” can be created that says you now have legal possession
>a HELOC can be opened in the homeowners name taking out available equity from the home
>The mortgage can be refinance the home once you have possession of the fraudulent deed, cashing out on the equity and taking the difference
>Homeowners can sometimes be lured into home title theft through refinancing offers, which are actually home sales in disguise

Here you go rentoids another way you might get some zestimate. I hope this helps you losers out.

>>50074845
>YOU gay and cringe.

>>50074891
OP said he's now homeress so I'm trying to help him out

>>50072461
That chink is dead, she killed herself because of the meme, her name is (was) Mogusa Shirose.

>>50075001
that's not confirmed

>>50075010
Copium

>>50074845
>rentoids
Meaningless buzzword probably created by some jew because he thinks it's the ultimate diss.

>>50073486
>almost as if beaty was mostly subjective
wrong. She does have a bit of a witch skull going. Her eye area is decent, but not extraordinary.

>>50075001
She's not dead, idiot

>>50070855
Based slave trader

>>50070537
>*homeressu

>>50070537
>"I already explained this, we are homeless so that I can buy more Crypto honey"

>>50072738
She looks sad and vulnerable so the incels here, me included think that she would let us have sex with her. That's why she is pretty to us

>>50070537
her smile kinda sucks, ngl

>>50075598
I would import her to North America and put her on my dental plan, get her some invisaligns and have that plaque scraped.

>>50070537
too soon
RIP

>>50072802
They are though. And they're just about extinct.

>>50072729
kek need more of these

>>50070537
This is one of my fav 'new' memes

>>50074836
>He does not like snaggle teeth
Kys

>>50075598
Well said, and yes that's a good thing.

>>50070537
This is racist as fuck...

>>50075598
>She looks sad and vulnerable
yeah dudes get a chubby for the sob stories. saven maidens is pretty instinctual.

https://youtu.be/6QfX1PDw7cQ

>>50076410
>This is racist as fuck...

>>50072355
They took our ct waifu and turned her into a shitty normie meme

>>50074845
>committing ID theft
Cringe

I bet her skin is very very soft. makes my peepee hard.

>>50075262
Based phenotype screener

>>50076410
Shattu ze fakku appu faggotu cucku

>>50076410
have sekkusu

>>50070597
YOu deserve to be homeless believing Crypto gonna make u rich

>>50070537
NO BUGS FOR YOU BUG WOMAN

>>50070537
she's cute

>>50072738
yes, you're a homo. Her neotenous, smooth, feminine, petite looks are attractive.

>>50078029
it's a tranny?

>>50078082
I'm ready to rip off her shirt and bottoms, mount her, and breed her. Any males that feel differently are either Low T, or are gay.

>>50072738
Seething roastie detected. Go fuck dogs or niggers

>>50070597
Eue arr dsshonrr to famree.

>>50078068
lmfao

>>50070855
I'm a Mongolian and I have an urge to throat sing.

>>50072735
>jomons are native
Which natives? South American?

>>50075262
I prefer the girl on the left than the right.

>>50078068
>Not breff.
Shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mP7Vn-J6bU

>>50072738
She's unconventional pretty. And don't ask me how I know you got a "jungle fever" nigress fetish
>>50075262
kek right drawing is literally every german "girl"

>>50072738
lmao based

>>50070796
Based pimp

>>50070678
the bitch killed herself over this meme a few days ago, just reverse image search it you absolute mongoloid

>>50078130
she's a walking plank. nothing about her says breed material. i've fucked tons of asians like her and when the clothes come off there's a lot to be desired.

>>50075642
You won't do jack shit you crypto neet brokefag, plus jacked up teeth are part of a jap girl's appeal. Doesn't quite work with white women because of their less effeminate features

>>50076410
The funny thing is, that this meme has been around since 2018 market dump.
>Anon, why did you invest our money?
And then plebbit got ahold of it and made it
>OH HASBANDO
despite it being a 4chan meme, land of racism and incels

this shit only got popular cause some reddit fuck posted it and got upboats
neck yourselves fags

>>50072738
Wouldn't say she's pretty. She looks innocent, young and a bit dumb so she's just cute. Literal dime a dozen.

>>50079640
will admit that many do have a nice slim waist with large hips but they have no ass and tits are usually small.

it sucks that asian women have little to no desire for weight lifting because if they squatted they could grow an ass.

>>50079976
Only retards like big asses. Literally everyone with an iq above 110 prefers neoteny, slim figures and cuteness to sexiness and "thicc" lardasses.

>>50072738

You will never be a woman.

>>50074836
post your faggot face

>>50080246
I don't mean they have to be thick and have a giant ass but most have no ass it's just flat. a decent little bubble butt is more than enough.

>>50080246
>Only retards like big asses. Literally everyone with an iq above 110 prefers neoteny, slim figures and cuteness to sexiness and "thicc" lardasses.
This.

>>50079976
I prefer left but yeah there is a lack of ass

>>50070537
>kuripyto kurenshi
It was kind of hot at first that you talk english like a retard but it's getting old. This is my cardboard box, find your own.

>>50070597
faggot

>>50079976
w-who?

>>50078271
native to the island faggot

>>50072062
Plebbitors would never make fun of chink accents.

>>50078068
KEK
I kneel

>>50078068
KEK

>>50082877
lol funny, i just re-watched DBZ Kai last week on a whim to take a trip down memory lane

>>50080246
I agree only because she WILL put on weight when you knock her up. Just enjoy it then, and make sure she doesnt put on too much.

>>50080246

>>50070537
We're not homeless, bitch. We're returning to monke.

The black kween thread the other day had over 200 replies. This Jap waifu thread has half of that so far. Is /biz unironically filled with jungle fever havers?

>>50075798
So you're saying they're like 90% Yayoi thanks for answering

>>50084621
wow you're dumb

>>50072738
I'm pretty sure shills on 4chan want to promote race mixing with asians and latinos.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Asian%20wife/type/op/
They like to spam threads with "attractive" asian women.

>>50084633
KWAB

>>50079439
wtf is reverse image search? Fuck you.

>>50072729
fucking kek

>>50072738
Why are you gay?

>>50070537
Japanese girls will always get mad at you in Japanese. Aho!

>>50079976
this is true, a lot of asian pornstars have great asses, I'm always surprised by how round they are

>>50078068
Holy shit lmfao

Did she really sudoku?

>>50084932
New faggot detected. Proceed to killing yourself.

>>50072461
>>50072735
>>50075798
You will never be Japanese, FYI

>>50078443
>unconventionally pretty
That's what older woman say about ugly daughters LMAO

>>50081889
negi kujyo

>>50085243
Yes in fact she did
after the meme spread of her she got all upset, so too relax she played a game of sudoku with a nice cup of green tea
and she felt much better

>>50072729
oooohhhhh currier

Meanwhile, western roasties be like
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK.
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>YOU'VE BEEN BUYING THOSE INTERNET COINS THAT LOST HALF OF THEIR VALUE?!?
>MY FATHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU
>I SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED WITH CHAD
>AT LEAST HE SOLD HIS COINS, AND HE WAS MUCH MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU ARE SORRY ASS

>>50079439
That's fucked up, I could have given her a happy life.

>>50086501
>Neet thinks he can give anyone a good life
lol
lmao

>>50074836
post face now

>>50075262
I could show this to my friends and they'll still think im weird for liking a girls prominent but soft jawline
We are not modern day cartoons we are fucking humans
>>50076825
the sounds and face of a sad woman closely mimic sex so we instinctually like it in a way just like we like that trope with the overly cocky guy hitting on the uninterested and upset woman who eventually falls for him. This goes into our conquering blood where we would take a woman as a slave after destroying her village in a raid and eventually make her fall in love with your charisma and manliness even though the beginning of the relationship is straight up rape

>>50078130
>>50078082
>>50079976
>>50080246
Just admit you are cunnysuers

>>50087618
Yes? Was this not a given?

>>50070537
https://vocaroo.com/1fWf66gM8h2H

>>50087690
kys chomo

>>50079439
proof?

Poor girl. RIP

she killed herself because of you guys

>>50072738
female/tranny hands typed this

>>50080246
nah, man like bobies, especialy mommy milkers.

>>50070597
How do people honestly wish for crypto to go to zero is what I do not understand. I want to buy the dip but I shall definitely be be scared of buying if crypto did go to zero. Lol.

>>50088114
dilate + ywnbaw

>>50084606
Sadly yes.

>>50084606
Yes lots of Americans

>husbant... can't go on... feed me to our shiba inu....

>>50088718
Crypto couldn't possibly go to Zero. If it's BTC you speak of, it's gonna bounce back. Put your mind into studying innovative projects and u would have maximised the bear. I am currently reading about equilibrium and Biswap.

>>50089724
Equilibrium you say?
Not so sure but those are currently having some token public offering I suppose.

>>50089861
I do not think I have had about that project before. Seems to be new since you are speaking of token public offering.

>>50079439
she's not dead just private her socials after incel raids

>>50079640
>naked woman in front of you
>there's a lot to be desired
Legit the gayest comment I've read all day

>>50072738
Roastie status: Toastie

>>50084606
Zoomers love their baboon asses frfr

>>50070537
ITT: mommy issues vs pedos

>>50086501
thinking about this probably made her kill herself

>>50078068
lost

>>50070597
Some shitty ass prayers from a wagie. You ain't gonna see that fall retard.

>>50070659
Like these plebs are so not it.

>>50090142
if a fucking obese whale was naked in front of you I'm sure you would be saying the same shit faggot. The same applies to skinny ass women.

>>50070537
God I want to see her with a queen spades tattoo and sucking bbc.

>>50070855
mashallah

>>5007641
And that’s a good thing

>>50088718
We enjoy seeing retards fail. You bought fake internet money. It doesn't even exist. You wallet for your fake coins is words written on paper. It's all going to zero.

>ITT: Yellow fever yt boys creaming over a bottom tier insectoid.

>>50072738
Based
Insect fuckers seething

>>50093429
lol, if this was even little bit true you wouldnt have to post a cartoon. what a fag.

>>50093571
>coping

whatever you say ken-sama

>>50093668
>coping
>trying to psyop people out of attraction
I dont think you even have to capacity to realize you are projecting. holy shit.

>>50093699

>>50093429
Kek always a seething Chang in these threads

>>50070537
>He bought CrYpTo instead of stocks
LOL

Take this L

>>50093728
hahhahaha yes. More cartoons, it'll work someday. Then you will be happy and not a fag.
>no really Im not coping! YOU ARE!

>>50078068
kek

>>50070537
Oh wife! I bet you wish that you were home more and not homeless!

SEX SEX SEX I WANT SEEEEEEX

>>50079768
4chan is a land of racism and incels tho.

>>50075001
>Is Mogusa Shirose Dead?

>While the phrase "dies from hypothermia" has been used as a part of the Husbant We Are Homeress meme format, it's only a joke made up for memes. Shirose is currently alive.

Copy/pasted from knowyourmeme.com, an authoritative source of information.

>>50070537
honey, grab the kneepads

>tfw no nihonjin desu gf
why even live bros...

>>50070537
Why am I seeing this ugly Jap so much in the catalog?

GTFOOH you stupid weeaboos.

>>50070537
What shamefur dispray of me, I must commito seppuku now.

>>50093749
Fuck off pathetic yellow fever fag
Some kinds of girls look great in pictures because you don't see them in real life enough to know their flaws
If you date one you will find out whether you got a hot one or you were just raceblind

>>50070855
I black and no cAp finn dis white gurl to fuk ayoo muffuka... on a higher note would it be a good idea to make a grammar generator that purposely corrected my sentence structure to ressemble that of my much darker counterpart? Andd if you will?

>>50072738
She's a biological female, what else is there to see, are you gay?

>>50078443
>kek right drawing is literally every german "girl"
like yids can talk, if it wasn't for the milkers your wayminz would just be a nose with frizzy locks as dark as sin

>>50079704
Jewel is way hotter than that flat-faced nip

>>50096782
I will not fuck off. I will not change. I have already been overseas. Seethe unto death. Cry into the void. Cope.

>>50070537
I posted a legitmate thread and was warned and pruned within 5 minutes, this has been up for over a day and LITERALLY NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT

>>50093728
Yes.

>>50093429
faggot, this is also her. She's qt. >>50078082

>>50072738
Based

weebs btfo

>>50070537
Never gets old

>>50093728
kek

So glad mods decide this thread is ON TOPIC.

>>50084606
Left or right?

>>50070597
sense deez nuts roastie whore. chingchong asian peen not vewy long

>>50070537
I would do things to her that would be considered financially irresponsible like buying chainlink

>>50095519
More trustworthy than Snopes.

>>50072729
lel

>>50085100
>tfw no qt japanese wife to have lovey-dovey make-up sex with

>>50080246
>tfw like neoteny and big (shapely) asses

Why has Syscon chosen to remain Proof of work while so many industries are focusing on transitioning towards Proof of Stake? The main reason is to increase scalability. We understand the alert however we have chosen other methods of increasing our scalability without sacrificing the security that Proof of Work provides.

>>50099091
Schizo bot is bumping terrible threads. Visible sage. Fuck all jannies.

Ohhh...
Gookbitch...
You shit memee to much..
Now I bash your face in.....

>>50070537
She would leave you the second you lose your wealth, anon.

>>50098954
I just nutted in my Chinese wife last night while she RP'd as an intern succubus for me. Life is great.

>>50099275
no need, she offed herself

>>50097958
Both but right is my queen

>>50099345

>Life is great.

>>50078130
>>50093429
>>50093728

>>50076410
za warudo

>>50099740
why is the feminist mad

>>50102803
all sex is rape

>>50099740
Just be careful yellow fever doesn't last forever. I had it in my 20s, completely cured in my 30s. You'll wake up one day and you'll see the beast next to you that we all see

>>50096333
Husbando so serfuress, taku many sarariman roads in mousaru to buyu new housaru. Ganbatte husbando!

>>50070537
kek

>>50099275
oo..
kissless hugless virgin..
kill self..
your life is worthless..

>>50102848
This. For whatever reason the switch just flips.

>>50070537
Very proud to see a /biz/ original gain traction. I reply to every one of these threads so I feel partly responsible.

>>50097958
Yes

>>50105239
>/biz/ original
This lady was spammed for like a decade all over 4chan

>>50105373
the meme is emergent out of people spamming it daily on /biz/ for the last year. I don't care if you can pull an archive post from 2015 you stupid faggot.

>>50102848
I'm 32. Had it in my teens, lost it, and regained it again recently. Are you sure you're cured?

>>50105469
Yeah. Is this correlated with when you started watching anime again?
>>50105433
It was spammed daily all over 4chan for years you dumb fag. Go outside of /biz/ once in a while

>>50097958
For me? It's Pinkie Pie.

>>50084648
lmao wait till /pol/ sees more and more asian men are fucking white women.

>>50097958
Celestia is mommy allways

>>50102848
You are correct but I'm in love with black bitches now

>>50070537
It's okay, honey. I've been cheating on you, anyway.

YOU LYING WHORE YOU TOLD ME MY BOARDGAMES BROKE US