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I've been thinking a lot recently and i've come up with a business idea. Why do we settle for cow milk when we are in 2022. We should settle for no less than women breast milk. Every grocery store should have next to cow milk, Breast Milk. These would be from women with large breasts who would consent to being milked daily and they would also receive payment for their services. Since we're humans, we should drink milk from women breast milk.

>> No.50085365

>>50085343
breast size is not correlated with milk production (breast tissue is not composed solely of mammary glands)

>> No.50085435

>>50085343
I hear human breast milk doesn't taste so good compared to cow milk because it has a higher fat content and such for brain development compared to the protein for growth in cow milk

>> No.50085436

>>50085343
abby shapiro has alreadt (((covered))) that market

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>>50085343
Literally asking me too cumshot on her tongue. With pleasure, m'lady

>> No.50085525

>>50085509
*to
My brain is fried from porn, sorry

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>>50085343
sam hyde already addressed this, there will be human milk processing farm mega domes. These domes will also be transparent as a circus type amusement to profit aswell

>> No.50085787

>>50085343

Would never work. Such a business could never survive the harassment claims.

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this is a good plan. You could sell "single origin" containers i.e. all from one chick, and have a pic of her on the carton

>> No.50086270

milk wagons

>> No.50086301

>>50085787
certain ideas about human rights may significantly change in the coming years, whether we like it or not

>> No.50086371

>>50085343
It would be no profitable business. As far as I know, you don't have to pay the cows for their milk. It's literally free of cost since you must raise the cows to export their meat, so milk is a plus, you could sell the hide of the animal as well. And cows don't go to strike, either. You can't do all that with a group of single mother or crack whores with no skills

>> No.50086408

>>50085343
>Every grocery store should have next to cow milk, Breast Milk
I agree, but we can't even have raw cow milk in every state yet. That is the first battle, once raw milk is available we can expand to raw human milk. Can't buy raw milk, but cannabis will get you locked in a cage for years. Can't buy raw breast milk easily, but hey at least we have seed oils and corn/soi in everything.

>> No.50086429

>>50085343
you can already sell breast milk, its a dollar plus an ounce
>t. buddy's wife is way overproducing

>> No.50086883

>>50086429
U got any extra of that?

>> No.50087253

>>50085343
Imagine drinking the milk of some random woman of the type that would sell her milk for money.
Seems kinda gross, bro

>> No.50087387

>>50085435
Hasn't tasted breast milk.
Practically an incel

>> No.50088707

>>50085343
It's easier to just sell cow milk and say it's human milk

>> No.50088974

>>50085343
>don't look at my tits you pervs tee-hee

>> No.50089362

>>50085435
Tastes great but it's too sweet desu for mass consumption. I also like having titty milk to myself when I get it from girls I fuck

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>>50085365
>breast size is not correlated with milk production
WATT?

>> No.50089605

>>50086371
Some truth to this, but you do end up paying for shittonnes of feed, staff and machinery.
Waking up at 4am to milk 200 cows is no fucking joke, especially when they decide to take a giant shit on your head then kick you in the fucking spleen as you attach the milking pumps.
Might be a different proposition if that was 200 horny lactating women. Shit, I’d PAY to do that job.

T. I worked a dairy farm for a year in my late teens.

>> No.50089631

>>50085435
Also, human breast milk is genuinely one of life’s delicacies and is the most luscious nectar that can ever land on your tastebuds, especially if it is being delivered direct from source.
Experience trumps hearsay.

>> No.50089850

>>50085343
I used to date a girl who was convinced I could get her to lactate if I stimulated her enough. Glad I didn't marry her. Insane raincloud chick.

>> No.50090947

>>50085343
i just want a cute girl to feed her my milk while she feeds me hers biz

>> No.50091183

>>50089493
Ever heard of breast implants?
That heavily skewer the statistics.

>> No.50091245

>>50089493
Its mostly fat, fat chicks with big tits arent milk cows, theyre fat chicks