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>HOGS stablecoin still above $100 peg
Future of finance.

>>50082199
>Everything, and I mean everything, was just the money printer.
When are we going to see the apocalyptic residential real estate crash?

>>50082217
>>50082199
New video card sales are dumping.
https://www.amazon.ca/Graphics-IceStorm-Advanced-Lighting-ZT-A30710J-10P/dp/B09CML48LD

>>50082245
When house flipping becomes as normie as shitcoin flipping was a year ago. So in a few months

WHY ARE BOND YIELDS GOING DOWN
LOOK AT THE 2 YR

>>50082262
>sales
*prices

>>50082262
isn't this a good thing? Gamers rise up

>>50082262
Was it really just Ethereum mining propping it all up the whole time? Wasn't the proof of stake shit priced in, or did investors literally not realize that it was all crypto?

>>50082281
>In a few months
This'll be an exciting year then

>>50082290
>>50082308
Miners messed with the wrong crowd.

>>50082262
>Have a thing, fair value of $5
>jack up price to $20
>do (((50% off))) 'sale'
>ZOMG IT'S HALF OFF!1!1 CONSOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
$628 for a card worth $599 is a fucking joke.

>>50082286
Yield Curve Control.

>>50082346

>>50082373

>>50082366
>worth $599
Honestly, I'd pay $350 for a mid-range video card just to play War Thunder (at ultra low quality to give me an advantage).

>>50082245
First the small and nonprofitable companies on the market need to start to fold from the prolonged downturn.
Then the wagies at those companies find themselves out of work and penniless
Then they start to default on payments for the rotting overpriced homes they bought from boomers.
Then the real bobo days start

18 year old here, how do I prepare for what seems like a possible world War 3? I'm not really wanting to get drafted so what should I do?

I should not have bought SOXL.

>>50082407
>I'm not really wanting to get drafted so what should I do?
Convert to orthodox Judaism.

>>50082308
>Was it really just Ethereum mining propping it all up the whole time?
Pretty much, yeah. There was a secondary effect of remote work/lockdowns pumping demand too.

I'm amazed people are surprised by this. I wouldn't be surprised if NVDA is back at $50 (equiv to $200 pre-split) within the next 6 months.
Somehow the same people that think oil will flop over in the next 12 months have priced this semi super-cycle out to infinity.

>>50082416
that all depends on what price you bought SOXL at anon. what did you buy at?

>>50082390

>>50082262
The colossal amount of waste the bust in crypto mining will wreak havoc on the environment.
You know that if the chinks can't sell this shit at their desired prices, they will pretty much dump it in a lake.
Their motto being
>it's not enough that i may win
>you shall also lose

Such a waste of resources.
The video cards and the Chinese.

Bullchads, I declare this our quarterly anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDtgBROsOI0

>>50082342
I just don't get it. The schedule to stop GPU mining is public information, how could you pull forward earnings unless the companies themselves mischaracterized their business? Did investors believe that 'gaming' was driving it all?

>>50082245
I work in multi PE. Saw a top broker in DC a couple days ago whose deals are “all falling apart.” Deal flow has been cut by like 80%.

>>50082428
Jesus christ you idiots saying NVDA is just a consumer GPU maker are the same level of stupid as the people saying Tesla just makes cars. Companies that generate tens of billions of dollars making future tech are worth lots of money.

>>50082431

>>50082431
his face looks like the "its over" meme

>>50082429
$27. At this point I'm just waiting for a relief rally to sell for less of a loss.

>>50082491
eh you'll be fine. I have 600 at an average of 28.32

>>50082463
This is exactly the "insight" that amazes me. Thanks for sharing.
Good luck holding your peak cyclical stock that's been repriced as future-proof.

Using TSLA as a relative valuation comparison too.. Made me audibly kek.
Did you think shopify was the next amazon too?

>>50082290
Just wait til all the gamers (like me) who couldn't buy the great graphics cards for the past 10 years all finally upgrade their machines (like I am doing.) I realize subjective reasoning is not good for investing, but this makes two of us

>>50082478

FREED FROM DESIRE
MIND AND SENSES PURIFIED
FREED FROM DESIRE
MIND AND SENSES PURIFIED

>>50082506
you're going to lose everything faggot

>>50082535
its gonna be a while, my exact card is still double what i paid years ago

SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA

>>50082407
The easiest and least life altering way to be physically disqualified is to go partially deaf in one or both ears, that's how my uncle avoided the Vietnam draft (he played in a few bands and blew out his ears).
Also you may be able to convert to a religion that forbids violence, that should keep you home unless shit really hits the fan.
Also in the US you can't be drafted if you're an only child (or possibly if you're the only male child, I haven't looked in to it since Afghanistan), and I think college students are exempted so crack open those books, kiddo.

>>50082463
Excellent bait

>>50082463
Yeah but it's demoralizing though, isn't it. The whole market is saying, "No. Not today. You don't get to touch our money now. We'll put it back in when we decide." And we're over here owning the best semiconductor companies in the galaxy (who are still producing and delivering product while making positive cash flow) having to wait for the market to stop being more irrational than we can stay solvent.

JEROME TURN THE TETHER PRINTER BACK ON

>>50082262
How much is a cars that can play most anything at high graphics levels going toncostt new in like 3 months do you think?

Why does Biden hate blacks and hispanics?

>>50082599
if he does that we go back to Weimar times

>>50082526
>Did you think shopify was the next amazon too?
No that would be retarded. I do think everyone is wrong about Big Tech though, everyone thinks that they're just essentially advertisers but they're really selling data to every government on the planet

>>50082586
Yeah it totally blows. I've just been averaging down on my SOXL every time there's a super shitty day, which of course has been a lot. I just have to remind myself that I don't need the money right now anyway and if I hold long enough it will multiply. What's your average?

>>50082407
> What seems like a possible world war 3
Firstly start spending less time on /pol/. Seriously, just tell the government to suck your cock.

>>50082599
nu

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>50082617
everyone hates blacks and hispanics, even nigs and spics

I made 3.48% today.

>>50082617
Biden was born during WWII.
He was a teenager during the civil rights movement.
His first exposure to politics was the equivalent of our BLM riots today. It's no wonder he hates them.

At the same time, he feeds on their support. He built his whole political platform on bullshit.

>>50082566
Word. I anticipate I might have to wait more than a year and a half for any prices to normalize. I also anticipate gamers upgrading their machines DESPITE being poor in 2022 due to inflation, simply because escapism is the best form of coping.

I suspect millions of NEETs will upgrade their machines en masse to play their favorite MMOs again. Unless of course there is more political action around midterms. IF there are protests and Twitter fights and anger in the streets again, all those nerds and NEETs will be distracted again and will not upgrade their PCs. Fuck, why am I even talking. None of this is quantifiable and my reasoning always fucks me. I'm thinking the long game too much.
t. SOXL at $30, 200 shares

I am going to long VIX for the rest of the year

>>50082617
Can you not still buy steaks with foodstamps or did that stop being a thing?

If the market crashes I can surely just ask the government for my well earned social security money right, I mean I’ve worked years and paid into social welfare the whole time certainly I’m entitled to some social welfare too if I lose my income right

>>50082643
Don't wanna double post it, but $30. Like a lot of us. It wasn't even a bad price. It's just a bad fucking price for a bear market. I realize that. Any trader, any short-to-medium term investor would tell you that (and they are)

>>50082407
college students can't be drafted, so stay or enroll in school. also, you're young, so the most return on your investment is investing in yourself. master a skill, any skill, that's not useless like gaming or some shit. ignore long term relationships until you are in your late 20s or early 30s. then you can think about mating after you have secured your skillset and have stable income

when you are young, focus on how to be a good farmer and in farming methods. only old people worry about if they are getting enough fruits from their harvest

His videos are morphing into meaningless meandering and regurgitating of old memes.
A few /smg/'s ago some anons pointed out that his "usefulness" had ended.
There might be something to it.

>>50082602
My guess is that a new mid-range card like rtx 3070 should be about 420 CAD so about 330 USD

>>50082704
I unironically steal steaks from walmart because fuck them for making me scan my my own groceries. I always wear nice clothes and nobody ever checks my cart.

>>50082617
> Poor people most impacted by rising prices
What a shocking revelation

https://youtu.be/0g2OB-y8bW4
Mommy will always love you mumu.
<3

>>50082599
He can't. If he turns them on it will cause an inflation fueled depression.

Statistical analysis to predict short term stock movement. Worth getting into or only marginal success compared to usual fundamental + technical analysis?

>>50082673
gaming is a dying industry, nobody wants to play as a transvestite freak or buy season passes for a game thats gonna last 6 months and you cant name yourself nigger niggerson or host dedicated servers anymore its all gone to shit. also brutaldoom is better and more replayable than most every new game, game Co.s deserve to get BEARED to zero

>>50082789
options are all about being short term especially if you're buying naked calls or puts on spy. If you can get it to work it's high risk high reward.

QNRX has the same setup that BHAT had, with canceled offering news, easy $1+ tomorrow
t. Rev and AGRX anon

>>50082677
Is this FR?

>>50082789
I think so. I have an algorithm running and it has ~80% success rate.
https://www.amazon.ca/Algorithmic-Trading-Winning-Strategies-Rationale/dp/1118460146

>>50082823
Thanks, I'll give it a read

>>50082724
yeah he went permabulltard for way too long. and then went all in at the top of commodities kek. still a lion just for the memes because thats what im there for anyway

>>50082724
Oh for fuck sake, what is happening to this guy?
Is he dying?
In his latest mention he is now recommending always-wronger, never-correcter, magatardian, q-sucking, plantruster & fearpornist Greg Hunter (picrelated) again. The Mannarino wants to bury the hatchet with that retard again.
It really seems something's got to The Mannarino, he seems worried and is looking to the past trying to find point where he might yielded some bad karma.
Something's up with the guy.

>>50082799
the fact that fortnite and candy crush exist and are/were wildly successful has long crushed any hope of what you are saying being even remotely true

>>50082858
forgot picrelated

I got a question for the SIGA niggas. Why are people going to take a vaccine that turns you into a monkey if they can just not engage in gay sex to avoid the disease?

>>50082262
>3070ti still massively higher than the 3080's MSRP even though a new generation is coming
That GPU is still almost as overpriced as TSLA.

>>50082428
The datacenter businesses with llong term contracts alone are enough to put those companies higher than where they are now. You're delusional thinking there's no world outside consumer stores.

>>50082847
From my tests this kind of stuff works on index ETFs (that aren't too dependent on volatile commodities like TSX). Individual stocks can have unpredictable violent moves.

>>50082851
kek i remember the /smg/'s where the mannarino bingo originated.
well. it stretched over a few /smg/'s but anyway...

>>50082864
your right,i can still dream though

>>50082799
>gaming is a dying industry
You might be right about this considering places like Activision/Blizzard, but there's no way gamers will ever let it die. You gotta be kidding me if you think all those players who played World of Warcraft, RuneScape and CS:GO the past five years are just going away. They aren't. And again, I'm referncing my own experience and the experience of the people I've played in MMO guilds with. But I'm telling you, we were very active in 2008 and the many years following up til now.

If the videogame industry turns its woke bullshit experiment around, and it will, then we will be golden. It's just a matter of when that is. And that could be another year at this rate.

rate my stock portfolio

>>50082876
>just unironically tell the gays not to fuck in current year
you'd be deplatformed off the planet earth if you dare
the gays would take the vaccine and the npc's would take it just in case and progressiveness and shit.

>>50082823
how much $$ are you putting on each trade

High T bulls were buying the fear today. The melt up begins tomorrow and becomes a sure thing next week after July 4th. Are you watching? Are you learning?

>>50082799
From the ashes new developers will make games that appeal to the consoomer. Gems will still make their way to the market, it's just when they get too big for their britches that they start to go down hill.

How much money have you lost this year?
>down 6k, can't complain

Feds literally walking into the 1970’s again... same exact moves, we’re going to see small reliefs in inflation that immediately get spent and reignite inflation

>>50082938
last updated last week..

>>50082938
i hope so bull bro, still at least my covered calls are safe yet again

>>50082703
Yeah no problem bro. Our social programs are perfectly able to accommodate you, so long as we keep our 3+ births/woman trend up you can be sure you are living in a great society.

>>50082579
My strategy is to wait in ambush. I'm killing draft officers before letting my brother get drafted. I strongly suspect politicians realize that a draft means they get assassinated, they're never going to be able to pull a psyop like 9/11 again.

>>50082904
>If the videogame industry turns its woke bullshit experiment around
Why would they reverse course?

>>50082938
>Are you watching? Are you learning?

>>50082902
me on top of the pig

>>50082922
About 50% of my cash and at most 1 trade per day, few trades per week. It's algorithmic swing trading really.

>>50082951
Stocks: $23k
Vanguard funds: $15k
Retirement accounts: $39k

Total: $77k

>>50082617
Not my problem

It bears repeating that this is a bear market.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
the pun of the day.

>>50082938
Yeah I'm learning. I'm getting the trend now. I'm realizing what I missed last year around this time. It's going down. It's going up slightly, but not enough for you to want to sell, then it's going down. Not even a bear or a pessimist, I just wanna see this thing.

>>50082938
Based, another fellow bullchad. Do you like our quarterly anthem? >>50082447

Show me that the market is collapsing.

Each day is literally one day closer to the start of the next golden bull run
Think about it

Just quit now fags its over

>>50082724
also this faggot (UE) is getting higher and higher on his own farts lately.
however, not surprising for an addiction prone person like him.

when all the shortages and the chaos doesn't materialize soon he'll resort back to
>i would have been right if reality didn't get in the way
just like he did with
>muh housing market collapse
and
>muh collapse in general
around the start of the plandemic.

>“How long is it fair to expect American drivers and drivers around the world to pay a premium for this war?” one reporter from the New York Times asked the president during his press conference in Europe.
>“As long as it takes, so Russia cannot in fact defeat Ukraine and move beyond Ukraine,” Biden said. “This is a critical, critical, position for the world.”
And just like that oil is going to 200

>>50082962
>Why would they reverse course?
Losing money. Clearly everyone is losing money. Cyberpunk was a major flop. Trannies are fucking up Blizzard on the daily. Spotify too. They're firing people for speaking up about "trans rights" and shit if they fire off an email to boycott the CEO or some other heinous shit. Basically the trannies are overstepping their bounds and the CFOs are finally looking at the bottom dollar and pointing with big hard fingers, saying, "See?" And they're firing.

>Blue Horseshoe loves Antisense Therapeutics
The ASX opens in 18 minutes, frens.

>>50082951
I lost like $30k in 2021 and have been sitting in timeout since December. I've become a boomer and sit in cash, T-Bills, and pre-DA SPACs for their redemption values while I build back up my savings because everything else just goes down and I can't afford to lose anymore.

>>50083052
That would be a good CallerID spoof for pajeet scammers to use

the way I keep buying "dips" at this point could be compared to a suicide mission or something

>>50083052
this picture meme is a stupid as the meme of the old fart they photograph on the nyse "photo-op floors" (previously actual trading floors)

>>50082753
Ty anon

>>50082904
>>50082799
A few woke California shitcompanies aren't "the videogame industry." What's going to happen is they'll be replaced by other companies and the industry will continue fragmenting into niches while growing overall. Non-western games will continue gaining marketshare.

>>50082799
Yeah, the fan-made Blood expansion is my favorite single-player FPS experience of the last few years.
Developers broadly seem to have forgotten what makes games fun, only fixating on ways to keep players logging in to check the cosmetic store.
There are still good ones though, I really enjoyed playing Titanfall 2 (RIP Respawn) with autists from /vg/.
>>50082710
Great advice, if I could do it over again I'd study Electrical Engineering instead of bumming around Community Collage for 5 years then transferring to a meme Computer Science degree.
Just actually pick something and live it for a few years so you can get paid enough to change your mind in a decade or so.
Of course if I knew then what I know now I'd be able to leverage myself to early retirement while delivering pizzas.

>>50083052
>>50083083
They literally call your cell phone? What do they say?

>>50082890
>The datacenter businesses with llong term contracts alone are enough to put those companies higher than where they are now. You're delusional thinking there's no world outside consumer stores.
This was the same narrative when I rode NVDA from $80 to $300 back in 2017-2018. It's a good story, but every story has a price. Since then, all that's changed is P/S multiple expansion and a lot of temporary crypto revenue.
For this recent 2020/2021 bubble, I just went right into crypto since it's all the same bullshit factor trade anyway.

You'll finally accept the truth when it's back at $50 in 6 months. Hopefully you don't blow up your whole portfolio chasing lows in a bottomless pit.

>>50083133
>sir, you portfolio, we about to redeem
>do you want to hold the stock
>send gift cards now

>>50083115
Good, I'm glad you feel that way. You're probably Swedish. I've played a lot of good MMOs with Euros and I've gotta say, I like your spirit. All this faggot bullshit over here is not the problem or the cure. There are so many game devs in Europe waiting to shine. And if you aren't European, well, you should find some and play with them, because they'd agree with you. Lots of good shit going on with the Swedes though.

Fucking Mojang for one.

>>50082876
Gays literally cannot stop having degenerate sex. Look at AIDS

>>50082617
He actually does, look at his past statements. He's just larping along with the ESG movement like every other rich white person. Only useful idiot boomers and yuppies think it unironically.

If I maintain a delta-gamma neutral port thats long theta, I assume I need different exp dates and that I need to roll and rebalance. How often is this done?

>>50083189
look at AIDS computer?

>>50082704
Funny you said this, when Covid first hit I heard they were giving food stamps to everyone that applied, so I did and was approved immediately. I was making like $50k and no bills, it was stupid. I used the money to buy 20lb prime ribeye roasts every month and ate steak nearly every day for free

>>50082920
covid was the test, this is the second test.

>>50082724
>NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN MANNARINO

>>50082916
Weird choice of airlines but the consumer is always righyt i suppose.

>>50082286
Big bois moving money into safer investments

>>50083141
>back at $50 in 6 months
Got a better price target? It took six months from the beginning of the year to go from $300 to $150, here. You really think it will drop another 66% from here?

>>50082656
>futures
hehe
lets do this

From the moment she came into view, I knew she was trouble. Her plunging red candles showed more than a glimpse of swollen inflation numbers, a quick glance lower showing a swaying support ready to turn into a smothering overhead resistance. Throw in an unruly sentiment [consumer sentiment, that is] and you've got something that would lead even the strongest willed of men to a quick capitulation.

She wasn't an ordinary market correction. But then again, I'm not an ordinary investor. The name's Slurper. Dip Slurper. Everyone has their role to play in this market, and for me, that role is buying. When retail, institutions, even the Fed turn their back on you, I'm the man you can count on - for the right price, of course. Judging by the looks of this broad [market drawdown, that is], I was going to have my hands full for a long time. Old Man Powell sure is letting a lot slip through the cracks lately (not that I'm surprised - that bastard's been flaky ever since the Rape Hike Incident in '21).

One thing's for sure - I'm going to get to the bottom of this situation, in one way or another.

Haven't seen the benis spammer in a while.

Let's say an anon has 120k in cash. How smart/dumb would it be to lump sum into VOO while the market is down over 20%? This would be a long term hold and that anon would DCA after the initial lump sum. Also, what are your thoughts on VOO vs VTI for a long term hold?

>>50082367
Yield Covered Calls*

Inflation bros....

>>50083222
I'm guessing you roll it to be between 60 and 90 DTE each month.

What would your portfolio look like?

>>50083380
What does it all mean?

>>50083294
that other anon is too bullish, I wouldn't pay more than $25 for nvda

>>50083380
>If we remove things that are inflating from the inflation measure, the inflation measure will go down!
We did it Reddit, we fixed inflation.

>>50083294
$150 to $50 is a smaller decline in raw market cap dollar terms than $300 to $150.
Selloffs always appear to accelerate into the bottom.

While names like TSLA and NVDA are already down around 50% from their respective peaks, they're still being perceived as bastions of safety among tech bros. That facade will fade away soon enough.

>>50083403
Sell your puts, start loading up on calls

>>50083222
>delta-gamma neutral port thats long theta
kek

>>50083411
Energy still gets priced into the index indirectly tho anon

>>50083403
himme wit da JPOW Pivot uh

>>50083411
Yes.

>>50083174
I'm a burger, not Swedish, but there's a lot of Scandinavians in MMO groups I've played with. It's mainly just that I've seen enough of companies like Blizzard to know where shooting themselves in the foot will get them, and the whole history of the industry has been full of unknowns making it big by doing something different.

Where's that guy who said he'd be shorting SIGA with 20,000 today? Still feeling confident?

>>50083407
Maybe you'll get that if Powell doesn't pivot. He could martyr himself and carry all the sins of this economy on his back, raising rates to 10% and burning the whole damn ponzi to the ground.
Personally I think he'll pivot though.

>>50083336
VTI captures the entire stock market. VOO is just the S&P 500
Your plan is fine. Remember to max out tax advantaged accounts

>>50083033
ngl, seems more like an anthem for gaysex. Not necessarily a bad thing, if you're long SIGA. No, this old bull prefers something more along the lines of...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZqZ3is9tpk

Guys I'm running to TGT to get some stuff
Anyone need anything?

>>50083558
get me two of those pizza hut personal pizzas

>>50083558
wtf does Target even sell nowadays?

>>50082643
>No that would be retarded. I do think everyone is wrong about Big Tech though, everyone thinks that they're just essentially advertisers but they're really selling data to every government on the planet
>>>50082586 #
>Yeah it totally blows. I've just been averaging down on my SOXL every time there's a super shitty day, which of course has been a lot. I just have to remind myself that I don't need the money right now anyway and if I hold long enough it will multiply. What's your average?

how long until soxl recovers? I just can't see it recovering at so during this administration. I'd like to buy really cheap leaps but I think even 2 years out isn't enough. if I could pick up leaps that extend until 2025 then I'd do it

>>50083336
Lump sum if you'd like. It's been a nice pull back for it. I'm a pussy and would DCA it in over a year $2 or $3k/week. I didn't realize VOO is so young, only 11 years old. VOO beats VTI on the 5 and 10 year returns. Some people point out cases where VTI will do better, but I don't remember their cases. And for most, the returns will make you rich (with a long horizon).

>>50082407
You’re not going to get drafted, retard.

when is gay sex poster coming back?

OH FUCK YES ITS MY FAVORITE POSTER BACK AGAIN, THIS IS RAW /biz/ SOUL RIGHT HERE

>>50083336
Also smarter than doing it at the fist of the year! You'd be down to $96,000 of your initial investment.

>>50082902
Behold: a pale pig.

>>50082705
I’d rather own Palantir than SOXL.

>>50083633
*no matter which one you pick.

>>50083141
>2017-2018
On a monthly chart adjusted for the splits, January 2017 opened at 26.10, October 2018 peaked at 73.19, and the December 2018 bottom was 31.11. That's a 57.5% selloff leaving it 19% higher than the 2017 start, and today we're down 57.1% from the November 2021 top.

I don't know how long the market will stay irrational, but I'm not using 3x leveraged ETFs as vehicles in a bear market, so even another 2/3 drop would leave more than enough cash to load up on a lot more LEAPS afterwards.

>>50082876
Siga doesn’t make a vaccine. Bavarian Nordic makes the vaccine.

Hey bros, what looks best to you right now for Friday?
>ProShares UltraPro Short Russell2000 (SRTY)
>ProShares Short Russell2000 (RWM)
>ProShares UltraPro Short S&P500 (SPXU)
>ProShares UltraPro Short QQQ (SQQQ)
>Direxion Daily Technology Bear 3X Shares (TECS)
>ProShares Ultra VIX Short-Term Futures ETF (UVXY)
I am thinking going short on Russell 2000. Pic unrelated.

>>50082286
See >>50082367

What are SOXL trannies doing now?

>>50083739
Figuring out the best time to sell for less of a loss.

>>50083538
thanks anon

>>50083633
I've seen some research that lump sum outperforms DCAing on longer term time frames. And the 20% drop in price is a good enough entry point for me. The performance on VOO and VTI was near identical so I guess I'll just stick with VOO.

DICKS DICKS EVERYWHERE

Thank you moderator frens, I honestly appreciate that you are removing horrible posts and images.

Damn asians are pumping oil right now

>futures

>>50083739
dilating

>>50082938
Enjoy your few days of melt up, only thing I care about is the global trend

>>50083722
>I don't know how long the market will stay irrational
We'll know rational markets have returned when people like you have blown up your accounts.

>>50083749
I've also head that if you have a large sum to invest and choose to DCA, you should plan on having it all invested in a year MAX. Pick DCA or lump sum, then pick your time line if you DCA.

Verification Not Required

>>50083430
Whats wrong with that? Im making the assumption of IV remaining fairly constant. What I dont want to do is load up on 500 contracts across like 5 points to get a 20$ return

>>50083401
Not sure. Shorter exps have better returns on theta for obvious reasons

>>50083805
>I've also head that if you have a large sum to invest and choose to DCA, you should plan on having it all invested in a year MAX.
Makes sense. "Time in the market" and all that jazz.

>>50083336
The general principle is good, and the S&P 500 specifically should outperform because retirement accounts target it, but September and October will probably be a bloodbath even if we rally in July, so make sure you can buy the dip in November if it comes to that.

lol

>>50083583
Everything

>>50082765
If you think about it. Shouldn't food cost more since you literally have to pay the cost of a cashier's wages?

How the hell does everything cost the exact same when I'm ringing up and bagging my own groceries?

>>50083735
Have $25k in SQQQ but SOXS would have been better...

>>50083749
I always lump in. DCAers think they are smart by not timing the bottom. The reality is nobody can perfectly time the bottom but there is nothing wrong with trying. If you are extremely bad at sensing the position and direction of the market then I would say DCA. If not lump in.

>>50083950
>What is HODLing

>>50083907
Wow inflations really peaked haha

>>50083739
Glad I sold for a loss at 20

>>50083907
LEANHOG BROS NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!

>>50083907
Thank god I bought the dip in lumber prices to build my workbench.

>>50082823
If you did, you’d be working for Jim simons.

>>50083739
Laughing at DWAC/SIGA trannies

>>50083336
Whoever made this did good work..Fuck

DIX bros...

>>50082864
>>50082799
don't become black pilled.

we still had good games like elden ring

>>50083987
I bought the orange juice dip for brunch this weekend

>>50083998
>elden ring
It's cancer

>>50082951
100% of my portfolio.

Hey where did the cute man penises go

>>50083924
You have to pay for the steaks he stole, of course.

>>50084005
I'm going to take advantage of this 5 cent dip in gas prices to fill up my car before it's back above $5 next week.

>>50084025
Nah you are

>>50083924
>>50084051
No, CEOs are just supposed to make less to redistribute wealth for the greater good while workers make more and prices remain the same.

Coal.

>>50083997
DIX up for SPY.

>>50084117
That dudes not rage posting right and it’s pretty cringe

>>50083739
Kek SOXL's going below March 2020 lows.

>>50083950
that garbage will return to 0 in 3 years time.

>>50084117
I think you mean Uranium.

>>50083997
>>50084120
squeeze dicks siga

>>50084067
Bunch of normies and shitters using nothing but rivers of blood, no thanks. Souls is a tired formula

>>50083739
loading up

>>50082789
I think learning macro and being able to analyze the signals given by various markets is the most important for trading success.

>>50084179
Faggot

>>50083924
Typically when a new efficiency arises, the profits initially go directly to the innovator that produced the efficiency.
In theory, longer term competition will balance out and integrate similar efficiencies until they've reduced the profit margin back to zero.

In reality, everyone tries to monopolize their tech/brand/network/platforms and extend their profit runway forever at the cost of the greater good of society.

>>50084142
your time horizon is garbage

>>50083975
Mark my words. Lean hogs are gonna put in a new ATH in the next couple of years.

https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/lean-hogs

>>50084099
I'm the worker if I'm bagging and ringing up my own groceries

>>50084191
b-but muh lines on muh chart anon!

>>50084117
I'm tired of this nigger. Literally never knows what he is talking about but white girls love him even though he is constantly talking about how much he hates whites, despite being a turk

>>50082208
My cash is performing better
Seethe investing cucks

>>50084201
theres numerous individuals that make their discoveries or innovations publicly available but corporations like you say wanna turn every venture into being a digital landlord *cough*MICROSOFTOFFICE*cough*

hey welcome back mentally ill faggot, rest assured you’ve been reported and filtered
will pray for you
remember sodomy is a grievous sin that cries to heaven for divine vengeance
bought siga today
you should too

>>50084213
As long as the Chinese eat pork and have horrid conditions they will continue buying our lean hogs. A great investment indeed.

RED ALERT
RED ALERT
HE'S BACK

What is a H1 drop?

>>50084238
I had an old friend of mine I don’t really talk to much anymore start a massive political debate at a party earlier this year. I’m pretty center, now probably right leaning after all this retarded shit we’ve seen the last two years, he’s your typical work redditor literally. Mid argument this man stops me to ask “do you watch Hasan?” And that’s when I realized how fucking over it is.

Hasan is such an absolute faggot. He goes on these Reddit tier political rants and thinks he’s le based galaxy brain dude when literally all of his takes and viewpoints are just /r/politics regurgitated. He’s the most midwit pseudo intellectual steamer I know of. Insanely cringe

>>50084258
>t. seething crypto baggot

>>50082506
KWAB

jannies must be working overtime now since everytime I refresh I don't see anything any shrivelled dicks. I'm thinking we should double their pay.

>>50084306
>>50084282
Can I get a custom bussy post? I’m looking for shit particles on the hair on the anus

>>50084282
>>50084306

>>50083739
I used to wonder what this SOXL that was being shilled daily in /smg/ was. I thought it was some inverse ETF.

This should be a lesson to everyone who takes /smg/'s advice on investing seriously.

>>50083900
>but September and October will probably be a bloodbath even if we rally in July, so make sure you can buy the dip in November if it comes to that.
Agreed. I have no doubts that we're going lower. I just want to get my money in now at a good point. And then DCA worry free with 3k to 4k a month from my job. If we drop below 30% I'll throw in more.

Why would you delete my post...

>>50084384
>hi im new
if you bought the dip in 2020, you would have made literally 1000%
you could have unironically profited generational wealth and some anons did for sure

>>50084213
How do I buy commodities, preferably through ISA

>>50084404
to be fair you requested him to continue his tyrade…

>>50083694
Pltr is a tesla tier company in the making and no I do not feel like debating that right now.

SOXL - Black Swan Scenario (1 / 3)

PRC planners align their irregular assault on Taiwan to take place during a projected space weather event (solar activity impacts can be predicted up to two weeks in advance). To avoid suspicion, a large number of forces would already be in the region due to monthly military exercises.

With global awareness about pending impacts to electrical grids, GPS, and a host of systems that utilize the electromagnetic spectrum (EMS), the Chinese military would begin a massive EMS operation against critical infrastructure in Taiwan to degrade various services (e.g., internet, cellphones, electricity, etc.). Simultaneously, China would selectively restrict data flow in its Pacific undersea cable networks and the twenty-one undersea cables connected to Taiwan. With Taiwan isolated and many services denied, disabled, and degraded on the island, cyber and EMS operations would target and spoof military and civilian radars and GPS tracking capabilities. This would enable commercial aircraft and civilian ships—each filled with “Little Red PRCs” (covert Chinese troops wearing Taiwanese livery and Red Cross patches)—to quietly land and dock at the twenty-two airports and thirteen seaports across Taiwan.

As these “Little Red PRCs” egress their aircraft and ships, a massive sociopolitical-information warfare campaign about a dangerous viral outbreak in Taiwan would spread across Taiwanese social media and also on Twitter accounts in the United States and Europe. Chinese EMS operations would align with influence operations in sending out an official looking text message from the ROC government telling everyone to shelter in place due to a medical crisis. Such actions would include fake news and deep fakes inserted into Taiwanese news websites and social media to make the humanitarian crisis appear real to citizens and international observers.

>>50084438
Ok, I will never again aknowledge the dick poster, forgive my sins oh janitor

Finna load up on SOXL leaps next paycheck this shit is ez money from 76 to 13

>>50084427
I was here in 2020 too.

You cunts told me "don't catch the falling knife anon" and made fun of my BB position. Dont pretend you called the bottom.

>>50084384
The majority of /smg/ millionaires made it through SOXL, TQQQ, and other 3x ETFs. Hopefully they had an exit strategy.

>>50084450
I’m the anon who was backing you up
pay attention
>>50084374
also, related, I bought siga for the first time today, 100 shares
might buy more, idk, looking for some kind of significant bullish news first i guess

>>50084455
ok so if you fomo literally 0-6months later you would have made a ridiculous killing still
you sound salty

What/who are bobos? Can't find it googling and it's not in the pastebin

>>50084472
My exit strategy is loading up on TQQQ even more. Fuck all of you faggots, retards and bears.

>>50083991
What’s so funny? It’s still in the green. You see what’s happening. Don’t you, anon?

>>50084497
I think it’s slang for a blowjob. An asian chick once told me that. Idk if it’s true though

>>50084497
Lurk smore

>>50084447

SOXL - Black Swan Scenario (2 / 3)

Specific Taiwanese government, military, and infrastructure-associated individuals considered critical to certain operations would receive large Bitcoin payments from PRC agents as “United Front work” to enable ease of access to certain systems and prepare for follow-on governance.

With the “Little Red PRCs” rapidly seizing critical government facilities, radio, and TV stations; air and seaports; and materiel depots; reports of Taiwanese unrest begin to leak. Initial reports from the international community show troops in ROC uniforms wearing Red Cross patches on their shoulders and driving around in military vehicles with Red Cross flags appearing to have the situation well in hand. These early successes inspire Taiwanese turncoats to assume positions in the new government of Taiwan to negotiate its unification treaty.

To slow the U.S. response, PRC cyber warriors hack and corrupt the RAPIDS ID system, while crippling DEERS by revoking all CAC certificates, making it impossible for any Department of Defense (DoD) personnel to access their work computers and emails. Moreover, to undermine U.S. Indo-Pacific Command’s confidence, PRC agents leak more real and fake “Fat Leonard” documents targeting U.S. Navy ship captains closest to Taiwan. The DoD (and other Western militaries) scramble to understand the fait accompli in Taiwan

>>50084441
PLTR will pay off my house in 5-10 years.

>>50084530

SOXL - Black Swan Scenario (3 / 3)

With the international community struggling to leverage instruments of power (i.e., diplomatic, information, military, and economic) to respond to Chinese aggression, multinational corporations—heavily reliant on Taiwanese semiconductors—begin heavily lobbying Western political leaders to accept Chinese domination because over half of the world’s semiconductors are produced in Taiwan. PRC leadership promises to immediately begin producing and exporting cheap semiconductors to countries not sanctioning Mainland China. Foreseeing tremendous economic damage and a lack of public interest in mobilizing the military for a risky Taiwanese intervention, U.S. and international leaders acquiesce to the socially and digitally constructed reality: Taiwan is now under PRC control.

>>50084497
It's short for bottom out bail out. Biz refers to stocks and crypto as Bobo when they are cheap giving them a highly bullish sentiment

>>50084569
bullish for SOXL

Only once everyone turns bearish, that forms a bottom

too many hopeful bulls, we are going to continue crashing unfortunately...

>>50084497
They're the people that can't zoom out on charts. But we like to have fun with them here at the /smg/.

>>50084338
https://youtu.be/gfzQwyziFOc

https://youtu.be/LN4WM-Qg7TQ

>>50084608
when my cumslut does squat, that forms a bottom
seriously though, the bottom is beyond the horizon anon

>>50084566
>>50084441
>>50083694

What’s the make it stack?

I'm down 60k on AMD, average 116$.
Is the stockmarket dead forever now?

>>50084646
Buy the dip

>>50083907
/leanhogs/ bros... Not like this...

>>50084679
How do you even get vertical monitors

>>50084427
>>50084472
When is it the right time to do another 100x bagger on soxl?

btw what are the 3 movies that are great and about the economy crashing?

Margin Call
The Big Short

what's the 3rd one?

>>50084646
does this look sunstainable, mumu?

>>50084453
You think soxl will recover this year? How and why?

>>50084719
This is the kind of shit that scares me. Is the US economy just one big bubble?

>>50084447
>>50084530
>>50084569
You need to put this up on /pol/, it would internet them.

>>50084736

>>50084736
I think it's very possible SPY's true value is more like 250 or so. I genuinely think we're in an everything bubble and it's gonna crash in 2023

>>50084736
The Universe is one big bubble, and you're living in it.

>>50084705
Just install them vertically? You can edit the output settings in control panel (macfags should just kys) to match your screen orientation.

>>50084736
always has been

>>50084736
the federal government has been explicitly keynesian for half a century

>>50084736
YES

>>50084705
you buy a regular monitor and turn it on its side?

>>50084719
yes, look at how high it went from 1980 to 1997 without going all the way back down. Bobos must have thought the same thing then.

>>50084719
>>50084736
It's better to look at it relative to revenues.
>sunstainable
As long as market cap/revenue makes sense. They can keep devaluing the US dollar forever.

>>50084644
100 sui
1000 Make it

>>50084597
>>50084623
Wait, how are these two the same thing?

>>50084793
we just say they “cant zoom out” as tongue in cheek friendly banter, friend

>>50084719
Not to be contrarian, but factoring in exponential population growth, the inflation of currency, and the focused consumer spending in public companies, is it impossible for that to happen?
Let’s say a handful of highly overvalued companies like Tesla, shop, crm, perhaps Apple, etc. we’re fairly valued, how much would that pull the line down while allowing fairly valued companies to maintain their valuations?

>>50084634

Literally all of the big streamers are the same scum doing the same shit. It just so happens political bullshit is his particular niche and is audience is dumb zoomers (so naturally, he's a woke "socialist"). So it's no different than some CS:GO or MOBA streamer playing games they've long since grown sick off and lazily watching youtube clips when they can't stand that, in between shilling scams to their viewers for undisclosed kickbacks.

I don't even dislike these people anymore, because they're by far the lesser evil. Really, the pay-piggies deserve to get bleed dry. Redditors from r/socialism throwing mommy and daddy's money at this guy is a karmic win in the grand scheme of things.

>>50084782
1. zoom out
2. even your pic rel shows a big “correction” incoming
3. what site are you using?

>>50084836
fair enough anon but i’m not convinced. Everything you mentioned put together is not enough to warrant such exponential tomfcukery

>>50084762
>>50084775
>Just rotate them bro
How?

>>50084602

In a black swan like this, SOXL could become a penny stock. Assuming the fund survived, I'd go all in. I highly doubt chinks have the the ability to pull a Metal Gear Solid like this. If they were like the Japanese in culture and character, I could definitely see it happening, but they aren't. Most likely outcome would be traditional prolonged violent conflict (due to ZOG's military industrial complex) which is extremely bearish for SOXL. This obviously affects everything though, not even VOO would be safe.

testing

>>50084843
No.

>>50084836
>factoring in exponential population growth
Not anymore.

>futures

>>50084782
Your chart shows we go to 2500 to 1500

If this market doesn’t go up from here on out I’m suing you all for unlicensed financial advice

>>50084719
Is this? Apparently . . . yea somewhat

>>50084874

Except yes, though.

>>50084865
a lot of monitors have a pivot stand that allows them to rotate. if not, just buy one (assuming your monitor has a Vesa mount bracket which most do)

Yes@!

>>50084920
people like him should not be wealthy. they should not even be allowed to breathe

>>50084923
I was going to call bullshit on the VESA mount but you're right, it totally does. Shit, I never knew that. I learned something today

>>50084859
https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-price-to-sales

its a bubble?

>>50084887
>that jump in implied volatility at 630
>that dump thereafter

Its going to be a shitshow tomorrow isn't it

>>50084859
I agree that it must and will go down. Just trying to stay reasonable .

see the difference between my and you guys is, i don't pretend to have a fucking clue

>>50084994
I don't think so Tim. Holy shit. They're going to gap the market down tomorrow and close the SPY and AAPL gaps from 2 weeks ago and create a higher low leading into July 4th when Futures trades up on the 3 day weekend.

>>50084972
Always has been

>>50085056
>>50084972
1929 never ended

>>50085069

>>50085083
>the year is still 1929
never noticed that one topkek anon

>>50085083
>The 'Michael Bloomberg' terminal

lel

>>50084793
I was trolling you. If you really don't get the Bobo mumu meme then you're not just a newfag but will soon be a broke newfag. Sorry, anon

>>50084760
Not a bad guess

>>50085150
whats the grey line?

>>50084937
The cycle of knowledge continues

If they sell off Futures and gap the market down closing both SPY and AAPL from 2 weeks ago its literally going to mark the bottom with a higher low leading into the 2nd half of the year.

How far can the interest rate hikes go before the government can’t service its debt?

>>50085150
257ish would be the mean, no?

Someone make a thread I got banned (this is a mobile data IP)

>>50085216
their only real option is to inflate away the debt

>>50085105
Did you read below it too?

>>50085214
>mark the bottom
but it could just go down more

>>50085271
>>50085214
Fib retracements are usually pretty good. Look at the 0.382 and 0.618 levels

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>>50085294
>>50085294
>>50085294

SMG is pretty good today. Actual discussion. Did the bans get lifted?

>>50085300
i like this guy

>>50085190
if you mean the white to gray thing its an estimated ribbon google it
>>50085223
maybe, I see 210 as worst cast touchdown, really hope we never see it approach the blue line

>>50085300
Based
>>50085326
Based

>>50082938
lol. No one knows where the fuck it's going. My money is on it going down a bit more before crabbing for 6mo-2 years.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!