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>got hired by a top international french IT company
>went to a workplace teambuilding event and met the manager for the first time
>party ends then the manager says grab a coke before you go!
>grab a 6 pack of coke zero
>come home
>realize I grabbed way too much
Now they'll fire me at some point because they think I'm a cheep idiot. I should have grabbed 1 can of coke instead of a 6 pack...

>> No.50080375

>>50080335
Trannies are often autistic and don't understand social cues

>> No.50080453

>>50080335
Just bring 5 cans of coke to the next team-building event and you're in the clear.

>> No.50080518

>>50080335
>manager says grab a coke before you go!
Wow, thanks. I can't wait to get home and enjoy this delicious beverage. What a treat.

>> No.50080560

>>50080375
How will OP pay for his axe wound now

>> No.50080593

>>50080453
Kek

>> No.50080951

>>50080335
>manage a small team at french IT company
>new hire shows up to his first meetup
>mutters "b..b.boonjor" under his breath
>hes shaking, looking at the floor
>he forgot to give anyone their french welcome kiss
>whatever, I guess I'll initiate
>he is using way too much tongue
>our lips never touch, its all tongue
>try to stop him but he just keeps licking my teeth
>horrible technique and horrible manners
>we put our masks back on
>he spends the rest of the meet up sitting in the corner
>he took an entire plate of snails with him
>we can audibly hear him crunching on the shells
>hes already eaten half
>takes an entire 6 pack of coke with him when he leaves
>try to stop him
>"leave some for the rest of us, ho ho ho!"
>he just says "you too" and doesn't turn back
>didn't even kiss me goodbye

>> No.50080987

Aren't cokes like $10 for 24 in America

>> No.50081029

>>50080951
>All french put their tongues into each other's mouths
>All french eat snails
What the fuck bro

>> No.50081265

>>50080987
It's the same in Europe

>> No.50081309

>>50080335
>grab a coke before you go!
>grab his cock instead
Bros...

>> No.50081339

>>50080453
No you must pay it back 7 fold. 35 cokes are owed

>> No.50082047

Why would you even want to drink cokes?

>> No.50082107

>>50081309
now that sounds like a promotion

>> No.50082576

>>50080335
Okay, where is this cropped porn from now?

>> No.50083473

>>50080951
Can't tell if joke or semi-erotic fan fiction

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>>50080951
my sides

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>>50080951
>we put our masks back on
that got me holy fuck

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>>50080951
>its all tongue

>> No.50084329

>>50080951
holy fucking based

>> No.50084337

>>50080951
>he just says "you too" and doesn't turn back
Why does this happen so often to autistic retards

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>> No.50084856

>>50084337
speculative execution fail

>> No.50085227

>>50080335
back to lgbt, boymoder