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*breathes in* HODL MODE!!!!!!

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>> No.50073753
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it's so fucking over

>> No.50073779

>implying it wasn't a bluff from the get go to get exit liquidity for their own position

>> No.50073915

>>50073718
Jesus mother fucking christ on a poopstained stick! 2bn hole :o Jesus what the actual fuck. No wonder the fucking jew tried to flee to Israel...

>> No.50073940

>>50073718
sbf is not the most generous billionaire, he is a jew rat that is sucking the money out of the whole ecosystem

>> No.50073952

>>50073915
All two billion dollar holes lead to Pissrael.

>> No.50073987
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>>50073940
>the most generous billionaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVlkFW43820
Watch and Learn.

>> No.50073990

2 billion, what do you need 1 billion for

>> No.50074033

>>50073987
>falls for jewish tricks to turn public image around

you are either part of the campaign to turn his public image around or a literal retard

>> No.50074087

>>50073987
seriously think for a second, where do you think his 22 billion $$$ came from you fucking idiot? Go look at any project that was listed on his exchange or was announced on solana, SBF wants your money and nothing else

>> No.50074094

>>50074033
obvious part of the pr campaign. Somehow they wont give up to try to promote the most sleezy jew in the industry that has been rejected worse than Elon by the market makers

>> No.50074279

>>50074033
The video clearly states he is THE MOST GENEROUS!

Jesus man. Just read the video title. It's right there. SBF! MOST GENEROUS!

>> No.50074355

>>50073987
Just looking at the thumbnail for that video...you don't dangle money like that when giving it away if you're a good person.

>> No.50075686

>>50073990
Half a billion?What am I a schmuck to you what you mean 250 million

>> No.50075858

>purchase my entire Ponzi scheme simultaneously

>> No.50076054

>>50073987
jfc this guy is even more slimy than I could ever imagine

>> No.50076083

Is Huobi next? Is it insolvent?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/vo4cji/is_huobi_insolvent/

>> No.50076208

How are Cucksius users coping with the news?

>> No.50076339

>>50075686
HELP HELP THIS MADMAN IS TRYING TO STEAL 10 BILLION FROM ME ITS ANUTHA SHOAH!

>> No.50076760

>>50073987
He literally looks like a giant fat elementary kid

>> No.50076769

>>50073718
stop trying to meme the jew as "the most generous billionaire"

>> No.50076837

>2 fucking billion
what the fuck?
who fucks up this badly?

>> No.50077093

>>50073987
>earn to give
this is the same shit the Rockefellers, Carnegie, and all the other robber barons did during the Gilded Age
until you dismantle the corrupt centralized structures underlying the system, all the charity in the world won't help.

>> No.50077360

>pls sir buy sir very good company sir

>> No.50077429

new pr idea for the firm: SBF is the young Sheldon Jeffrey Epstein of Crypto

>> No.50077490
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lol
lmao

>> No.50078738

>>50073987
Good lord that comment section is harrowing.

>> No.50079863
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>>50078738
i never checked that, thanks, i hate it

>> No.50079908

>>50076837
Celsius

>> No.50079955

>>50073718
He didn’t intend on buying he just intended to fud Celsius to manipulate the markets. This crash in everything is his fault, this is what caused it

>> No.50080008

>>50073718
$2 billion? Wasn't there TVL only like $1.5 bil?

>> No.50080042

>>50078738
Astroturfed most likely to shill for him. Or maybe retarded normies just think anybody who gives money away equals good. Look at Mr Beast for example, he contributes nothing to society but normie niggers love him because his bullshit giving away of money. I hate how nobody understands economics

>> No.50080047

>>50080008
Vapor?

>> No.50080095

>>50073718
bankman fried just fudded the market and is probably buying everyone's bags

>> No.50081970
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>>50073987
looks based to me.

>> No.50082803

>>50076837
Like you’ve never seen a trader head to the bar leaving $2 billion in losses in the desk drawer.
>And after the firm claims the trades weren’t authorized, the goat gets a bunch of offers from competing firms

>> No.50082931

>>50073987
>tikkun olam

>> No.50082947

>>50078738
>>50079863
>>50080042
good opportunity to reply in the top comments, and give them data on why he's a scammer.

>> No.50082982

>>50073987
that corolla is armored isn't it

https://www.armoredcars.com/vehicles/armored-toyota-corolla/

>> No.50083278

>>50081970
Are cocks vegan?

>> No.50083867

>>50073987

eFfEcTiVe AlTrUiSm

>> No.50083949

>>50081970
If he doesn't come off that diet he will age just like Vitalik

>> No.50084360

this is why crypto is recovering so hard right now
this is the most bullish news ive ever seen even for celcius
wow im loading up

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>>50081970
>bitch tits inbred pedokike

>> No.50084912

>>50073987
topkek, this fat kike is literally the caricature of the slimy jewish banker.
I wonder how much he paid to make this vid.

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>>50078738
Literally pic rel