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Hopefully he livestreams it

>>50072033
3k is too low
8k is the theoretical bottom

>>50072045
I thought he was joking and playing into the recent news but when he did the fucking gesture I'm not so sure now.

I want this gut to fail so badly.

What a cunt.

>>50072033
give link and timestamp

>>50072033
When he said that I cringed involuntarily. You can tell he has had those thoughts in moments of stress when seeing those massive red dildos in the last month.

>>50072033
Okay, he's based, kek. But he's fine either way anyways. He'll just end up adding more collateral

>>50072135
You're overthinking it. I like making suicidal jokes from time to time cause it's funny.

>>50072172
Not on fucking national TV anon

>>50072033
If Michael did an hero, I hope he'd send Microstrategy's Bitcoin to his cold storage and HODL that shit into the grave. He'd forever have more Bitcoin than most people on the planet lmao

>>50072194
It's funny. You're overthinking it.

>>50072206
Saylor pulling a Satoshi would forever make him a legend.

>>50072206
That's actually a based take. Rather than let them sell it off the bitcoin when he dies (which is what they'd definitely try to do), he sends it to cold storage, give family the private keys in secret. People can't do shit to take the bitcoin, he becomes part of the Bitcoin legend, like Satoshi.

anyone got a link?

>>50072404
If he doesnt burn the keys then its not based.

>>50072033
I don't think he really cares, he probably made his fortune in the dotcom bubble.

>>50072033
Link faggot

>>50072135
he'll be fine worst case scenario is hes forced to retire on a few million dollars and lives on the 4% rule for the rest of his life

>>50073279
truly hell

>>50072033
Did you guys just feel the timeline shift? It's going to happen.

>>50072092
Based on what?

>>50073279
There's worse ways to go, for real. The bet on Bitcoin is absolutely worth it.

If he wants to blow his brains out, then the bottom is near.

>>50072033
sauce?

>>50072033
Checked and Metro-pilled

>>50073462
My gut feeling is we're only a few to several thousand away from the bottom, but i obviously don't know anything.

>>50072556
This, he'd have to take it to the grave or do some neat dead man's switch that catapults the world even deeper into acceleration for it to be based, otherwise it's just kinda based.

>>50072033
Did you guys just feel the timeline shift? It's going to happen.

>>50072135
The fuck you talking about, that’s based as hell. Beats jumping from the rooftop or overdosing like a pussy

>>50073546
If he blew his brains out on livestream, it's a buy signal. I'd empty my Heloc and buy everything.

>>50072033
lol, can imagine the amount of retards this scammer has lured into bitcoin and made them eternal holders while the shitcoin go down and will continue to go down in the next few months. Have to give him some credit.

>>50072033
LINK NOW FAGGOT!!!!

>>50072206

His board has access to the BTC to sell into the market anon.

>>50072033
Can i turn the image of his brain matter into an NFT and sell it or would his familys estate own it?

>>50074230
Not if he rugs them and burns the BTC.

>>50075144
Before someone asks, its probably a multisig with like x/y signatures, so if his key doesnt act as a masterkey all he needs is to bribe some of them to «lose» their key and burn btc and give them some in the same transaction. That is, if he doesnt already own all their keys without them knowing. He is a master conman after all.

>>50072033
Link to saylor’s latest suicide threat?

>>50072033
Uh huh like what’s his face said he’d eat his dick. Well guess what.

>>50072033
what a complete and utter buffoon on the level of John McAffee when he said he will eat his own dick if BTC won't reach a million or something. We are most likely in a recession and once it is announced, every single asset will drop like a rock especially speculative assets like crypto, which is even more baffling is this clown buys it at 20k instead of waiting a few months to buy in lower.

>>50075416
Buying at 20k is fine but why such a small amount compared to huge buys at 50K

>>50072033
How long until someone red flags his guns?

To those asking for a link, there is none. He didn't actually say this.

>>50075681
Well no shit. These anons are probably just pretending to fall for bait, classic troll strategy. I do the same on /v/ all the time.

>>50075878
Right, you were just pretending to be a retard. Got it.

>>50073336
based on deez nuts

They are going to dump it to $3k and we are going to see Saylor commit suicide with two bullets to the back of the head.

>>50073336
based on nothing

>>50075559
buy high sell low

>>50075416
>McAffee
And just like McAffee, not only will he not follow through on this promise, he'll end up dying a complete joke and laughing stock within a handful of years, tops.

>>50072033
post link fren

>>50073336
Mathematical impossibility of it going any lower. Trust the science, chud.

18,898.80USD
−1,194.70 (5.95%)today

>>50078654
This retard must be losing $150m+ per day.

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You say that a lot
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Tell me, is the "mathematical impossibility" in the room with us right now?

>>50073550
Just like how we were gonna see McAfee eat pic related, right? Somehow the jews will steal even this glory from us

>>50072033
he has more money and is smarter than me, so, I'm going to follow his BTC buys and hold on btc. if saylor goes down i'm goin down with him. fuck the pajeets and fuck all scam coins

>>50072033
so far op was not able to provide said link. 100% fake statement.

>>50072033
>confident
more like he's staked everything on king shitcoin. Why not invest in LINK or DAG or LTX or anything with any kind of functionality

So the thing about autists not being able to detect humor wasn't a meme? It's actually real? Lmao

>>50082529
staked everything on king shitcoin and is too arrogant to admit he's wrong. he bought up 30k, 20k, he'll buy 10k when it gets there, so he can say "look I called the bottom!" 3 years from now and lead more people astray when $BTC hits 100k he'll tell everyone "its going to $1M!" and then they'll get fucking dumped on hard

>>50080219
He goes down with every dot com bubble. When he rises from the grave again (sometime in the next 20 years), you'll know it is time to sell the top.

>>50072033
Oh man he's in for a rude awakening kek

>>50072092
I see we're repackaging "mathematically impossible" as a new flavor of copium now

>>50072033
Kinda based actually. His BTC fixation is cringe but only bullets can solve a world that's that fucked up.

>>50072033
>Holy shit guys. That's why he's so fucking confident. It's bitcoin or nothing for this guy.
All bullish sentiment between last November and now was simply a byproduct of this effect. Anyone who hadn't yet made it and cashed out needed the bullrun to keep going, therefore they believed that it would keep going. No fundamentals, no technicals, no intelligent analysis. Just pure copium. It was either golden bull or death (or spiritual death via waging, even worse), so they had to believe in the golden bull.

>>50072033
Pretty based.
/biz/tards can hate him all they want, but people like him are the ones keeping the markets alive, even if just barely.

>>50072033
>I'm just saying that's more likely than Bitcoin going to $3,000

This guy is either mentally ill or suicidal.