/biz/ - Business & Finance

I liked the opener of the last thread.
What is she painting though?

aaaand we're going down again

SIGA

bros.... I thought we were going to go green.......

>>50077315
SEX SEX SEX

>>50077272
QT..
But also QE.

LETS GOO BABY KEEP BLEEDING

https://youtu.be/LH-QwK4v0ZI

If the S&P hits 3200 anytime this year I win $500 bucks from a bullcuck

>>50077315
Dickpics and Monkey Torture

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>50077315
i didnt
fuck anime and fuck you

Reminder >>50077344

>>50077354
ECB schizos out in full force lol

This piece of shit is going to pump in Ah, won't it?

I finally managed to hit green again last month after six months of red

now I'm down 6k again and it keeps dropping

Power Hour Engage

>>50077354
Please tell me this is a joke.
European monetary policy has to be the worst on the planet.

>>50077334
they tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it didnt even matter

>>50077372
>if

>>50077372
It’s not even really a question at this point Q2 GDP is going to be negative

>>50077369
>hates anime
>goes to the finance section of an anime website
Lmao. Lol. kys

You told me we were going to close green today, or at least basically even. WTF is this shit. I need a reprieve from the dumping FFS.

EU needs to restart and only allow the good countries

>>50077385
Don't care desu
Retards kill themselves all the time, him calling the Goyim line wouldn't have helped him. They literally hang up when you talk too much time lol, lmao even.

I literally don't know anything anymore
It's all pump&dumo all the way down
We all will get fucked
Fucking hell, all I had to do was to stick to the original plan and not fomo into shit
Fucking hell

>>50077372
recession has been so obvious not really a surprise to anyone except the bulls lol

>closed short at the bottom in the morning
>re-entered short at the top of the lunch pump
It's sinple.

Really interesting End-of-Quarter rebalancing day.

>>50077459
I know but you gotta break it to permabulls somehow, they only understand line go up

>>50077459
b-but not all recessions are the same!

>>50077445
That's when they even pick up at all, often they pick up just to drop the call to stop the phone ringing on them while discussing with stacey what kind of manicure to get next time.

Do we actually get to see a giga bart today?

what the fuck difference does us "officially" being in a "recession" even make? things have evidently been FUCKED for well over a year now. why the fuck would everything suddenly crash now that they've made it official? wouldn't it make more sense that the markets have been pricing it all in?

>>50077449
>Fucking hell, all I had to do was to stick to the original plan and not fomo into shit
same, or just not look at my portfolio for a couple days
so many times I was 100% convinced of something and bought, only for it to dump a little which made me panic sell
two months later it always would've been like +20-40%

I'm starting to think I should have sold USAC

Does the vix look like it's squeezing into a wedge? What does this mean

>>50077497
normies will panic and dump everything

RECOVERYYYYYYYYYYYY

>oil baggies

>>50077289
Why buy stocks while they're cheap when you can just buy crypto and make bigger gains once the bull market starts again

>>50077459
Their new cope is we will only have a mild recession and how stocks bounce back faster even when the economy is going downs the toilet

>>50077497
2020 was the beginning of the end and it has nothing to do with a cold, catch up nigger

>>50077497
It means nothing, officially being in a recession means we were in one for many months before. In addition, the market often bottoms before a recession even is official.

time to continue the dump from today morning check em

>>50077534
kek

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>50077507
most of my losses come from fomoing and panic selling or setting up tight SLs, essentially gambling.

I had my wisdom teeth pulled today and aspirated a bunch on blood. So I'm not having a good time. I did buy more discount SPY so that's cool. 20% off sales are nice.

>>50077396
Nope
https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/exclusive-ecb-channel-cash-north-south-bid-cap-spreads-sources-2022-06-30/
It's over for Europe

>>50077544
PRICED IN

>>50077510
Kek. I rebought yesterday now in the red

>>50077541
I enjoy dividends and have plans in place. Like on top of my brokerage I have tax advantaged accounts to keep uncle sam away. Can't do that with crypto anymore.
But I still try to keep %1-5 in crypto

>>50077445
Sorry, I replied to you but I didn't read the previous chain of comments, so I don't know what you were talking about

>oil prices go up during a recession
this is literally what oil baggies think

>>50077554
It took like a year before economists said we were in recession in Dec 2007, like literally in Dec 2008 LOL

>>50077564
MY NAME IS BORT

an (((expert analyst))) has the bottom at 3100 do you agree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBkVV9xxCHE

>>50077497
Once official retards will finally price it in and we can buy as normal. Its the retards who keep buying high and panic selling we are trying to calm down

>>50077609
Cramer?

>>50077609
Experts have been saying 3200 in case of recession for months, which makes me think it's more like 2800

>>50077541
Not buying you bags looser, back to the pit.

Why I no make money?

>>50077625
>inb4 bottom is higher, but they need reverse baggies.

>>50077609
>>50077625
source

Reposting my own post for my internet frens

Pro just the tip: Anon is correct. Also avoid options and futures. Sure they offer bigger gains but the sketchiness you used to make hawt gains is the same behavior that will BTFO your asshole (read: account = $0).

What I’ve seen first hand that works.
Swing trading long on small to mid cap stonks when market is on easy mode. Play the breakout and have tight stop, like a 10 or 20 moving average.

Chop will BTFO asshole (fake breakouts)

Bear market is tough if you are stuck in thinking market is in easy mode and get stuck in bear market rallies and you keep getting rugged. Small gains but mostly losses. In bear mkts, short the rip on bullshit stonks. Just be mindful, bear market rallies can be face rippers then gets rugged.

Keys for success
-be able to identify what the overall market is doing (easy mode, rangebound/chop, or bear). This is #1 priority.
-have a trade plan and execute. Have entry and exit rules for each market and the type of trading you need to do.Literally an if then statement. Aggro/tilt trade and your dead.
don’t use leverage when shorting during bear. Use leverage and tight stops if you want when EZ mode is on. During rangebound, can do put credit spreads or something.
-don’t watch CNBC or use plebbit or FinTwit. They are all retards who either lose money or don’t trade at all.

I’m sure there are a few more. If I remember I’ll repost.

>>50077625
>2800
if you're lucky lmao

>>50077609
It is actually going to dump all the way to 900
I overheard it at a Bar mitzvah I attended last week.

>>50077315
As I explained last thread, whatever she's painting is gonna be complete trash with that brush technique.

right on time

>>50077372

It has actually been incredible to watch people talk about "recession risk" and "early 2023 perhaps". It's like, nigga wtf are you smoking. The market is 20% down with rates spiking and most of these companies are zombies. The job market is obviously going to feel this shit immediately, not 6 months from now. How tf do you think jobless claims don't start spiking right this instant with corps this rate and share price sensitive. Just incredible.

The next fun thing will be watching the "ok fine so it's a recession, but surely the Fed will pivot now" rally play out. Followed by the "OMG they're not pivoting, PANIC" helldump.

>>50077510
Reminder: church of satan is not satanist, it is luciveran. Completely different.

>>50077521
It could go up or it could go down

I went to go put new tires on my bike and everything imploded. What did you guys do?

I timed the bottommmmmmmmmm, calls are printinggggg

>>50077449
This is how I became a bear. I kept getting fucked all year on every buy
Now I wait for bottom or short shit like ARKK

>>50077685
I tripped and pulled the NYSE power chord. It was a mess.

Bro either crash or pump. Fuck this closing at 0 shit.
I hate life. I hate you. I wish I was dead I hope you are unhappy. I hope the second I die the market never moves again.

>>50077659
ZH links because I dont paypig to MS/GS
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/michael-wilson-sees-sp-tumbling-low-3400-theres-where-valuation-and-technical-support-lie
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/goldman-sees-sp-tumbling-3150-when-recession-hits

>>50077609
another "expert" predicted last week a bear market bounce to 4000 due to pension funds having 30 billion to spare and what better place to put it than s&p and welp

>>50077593
I bought a bag at $85

What happens to oil in high inflation recession?

>>50077709

Mama, take these bags off of me
I can't long them anymore
They're gettin' rekt, too rekt to hold
I feel like I'm knockin' on Cramer's door

>that rip after dump after pump
this is so retarded
I'm tired.

>>50077685
big boy finished distributing their cum, now retail is going to swallow the dump after buying the fake pump

Is tesla gonna pump back up to $700 again? You know what idgaf I'm buying puts regardless

>>50077705
>power chord

market will die

lmao what the fuck is going on today

>>50077593
Retard oil is priced in USD and usd is worthless, so yes Oil will gain value once the sham is up

>>50077289
We crash right meow!

>>50077593
Agreed but also US SPR lowest it's been ever ever ever, meaning they're bound to pump hard soon, especially if the US has to buy high because it sold low

>Bitcoin
Uh oh. Stinky.

>>50077661
i dont take advice from plebs

>>50077776
lmao off by one
not today bobo

>Pro tip: Prepare for SOXL to go $10 AH or tomorrow when Micron misses and gives bad guidance in 45min

>>50077669
Elaborate

>>50077790
End of Quarter rebalances

>>50077609

>slaps 2400 down on the table

Sorry bud, best I can do for you.

>>50077625
>>50077659
>Experts have been saying 3200 in case of recession
its just the long term trend line for the SPX. 3200 is about right if we were to zigzag downwards and return to trend

>>50077766
Just look at this chart

>all these dumps looking like they're almost trying to bait people into capitulating, then immediately pump after

>>50077790
Another fake ass pump hahaha
After 4th of july this shit is going to dump like crazy
Historically this week has always been good for stocks so we keep pumping and crashing I can bet we're in for a huge dump on Tuesday

>>50077821
Well it's pumping now

hopes and wishes for the recession? mine is the death of web 2.0 social media.

>>50077593
Last chance to get in before crude goes to $200 a barrel.

Oh! I BETTER CLOSE AT ZERO THATS A GOOD TRICK.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>50077835
>almost trying
its not a conspiracy theory that the algorithms are programmed to scam retail

>DXY going up while Stocks are going up
ABSOLUTELY UNIMAGINABLE

>>50077821
Shh.... SOXL trannies deserve what's coming.

>>50077799
I think SPR runs out late October

>>50077799
lol someone else was telling me SPR is full and they gonna release massively for the rest of the year - wtf - how can opinions be so extremely polarizing?

>>50077289
Nothing ever happens

>>50077832
Well yes, if there's no panic selling at any point down...
In a stagflation...
Where people need liquidity to pay off ever increasing credit debt...

>>50077821
>>50077851
Is it better to buy Soxl when it crashes to 10? Or wait until a reverse split and it's back to 45

OUR BOY IS CALLING A 4TH OF JULY RALLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POoUktyXej4

I found my older bro on his desktop, charts up and everything, with his head down

>>50077873
I’d love an explanation for this

Bros. How the fuck did this happen? I should be a swimming in cash a RH pajeeted

>>50077880
>SPR is full
Biden is releasing 1 million barrels a day until his 280 million barrel SPR release is spent. 1 million barrels a day has been priced in for months now.

thoughts, looks like we're getting really close to a slurpy

>>50077903
...alive, right?

>>50077903
put your cock in his ear

>>50077901
Have you considered SOXS instead?

>>50077880
https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_ending_stocks_of_crude_oil_in_the_strategic_petroleum_reserve
>>50077877
Correct

Just FOMOd out of SIGA

>black woman with dreds sworn into the Supreme Court

How can I profit off this?

>>50077950
Yes he turned his head when he heard me walk by, but I've never seen him like that, it was kinda surprising

>>50077903
compare penis size, and report back

>>50077863
crude melt up 2022 part deux
don't be a chud and miss out on 130 crude yet again

>>50077916
why anyone would still use robinhood after they closed trading during the gme runup is beyond me

Hahahaha look at this obvious trap. Big boys really think we're going to fall for this shit?

>>50077978
I'm not the one putting out increased price targets of $200.

>>50077612
Hey its like that red hot Chile peppers song cool

>>50077973
OK good. On the bright side, bottom signal as fuck.

>>50077971
Sell t shirts on jewbook

>>50077902
Wait this guy still exists? Fuck I kept asking around here if he did videos or not still

>>50077921
>EMA
Why EMA versus SMA?

>>50077834
All I do Is look at the 5+ year chart and fantasize about what I know is true. Fucking tesla.

Alright gang, we've had our fun.
Short the market now or face absolute Nuclear Armageddon tomorrow.

You have been warned.

>>50077675

>>50077915
Dollar priced in core PCE that was worse than what we actually got. Still 75bps in July, so nothing changes for stocks.

>>50077921
r those asashi candles?

>>50077971
>Gorsuch's face

>>50078033
>fill my buy orders
na

>>50078014
you should look at both, but EMA gives more weight to recent price action, so it can be less lagging of an indicator than simple moving average - in other words EMA pays more attention to what's been happening recently

>>50077986
Not today mumu

>>50078007
Or sell weed stock options to regards that thing she will legalize

>>50077997
you mean the banks are?

>>50078033
There’s no way everything dumps like this and we get a Black Friday right before a holiday. If anything today’s commodities dump is supremely bullish.

Confess before the end (of the day)

I'm not falling for this shit again. I know that (((they))) know the recession starts tomorrow. #Sucker'sRally #ThursdayThoughts #KBJ4LIFE

>>50077903
All in on ARKK?

>>50078093
I STILL own Palantir, since DPO.

>>50078093
I bought a couple cheeky shares today.

>>50078044
Luciferan = SJWs on steroids
Satanists = do what you fucking want and stop being a cuck about it.

>>50078093
i only buy non-levered index funds

>>50078093
I’m lusting after anime girls and real women alike

>>50078094
Baggie confirms the melt-up begins tommorow

>>50078093
I shorted oil the moment cramer said buy a month ago

>>50077659
I saw an Indian girl dressed like that I wanted to immediately rape her to respect her culture

that last pump was so fkn fake and gay what is even going on

>>50078125
God dammit, I should’ve done this

>>50078056
>>50078089
The market is not logical and funds are being forced to liquidate as we speak.
Screenshot my last post, I want to laugh tomorrow.

>>50077971
isnt this sheboon pro pedo
/tv/ should be happy

>>50077625
Didn’t Burry say it was going to 2800-3000? Which would be in line with a normal market correction pre-COVID, but will be so much worse after the past two years of money printing

>>50077961
time for soxs was months ago when soxl was at 60

>>50078101
Me too. 200 shares. T_T

>>50078125
Kek fucking Cramer

>>50078093
I have no idea what I'm doing. I just pick random volatile stocks, put price targets and stop losses on it, and hope for the best.

>>50078136
Bro not even r*dditors fell for this fake ass shit today

>>50078146
Why not dump today if it’s so obvious?

>>50078093
I have a gf but I was flattered when a gay man checked me out today.

>>50077971
what's her qualifications

>>50078087
Yes and others.

>>50078173
Waiting for official recession news to trigger all the boomers to pull their money from the collapsing funds for the real fun to begin.

>>50078154
You also have to realize that while boomers are capitulating, smart money slurps. Boomers havent capitulated yet, which is why the dead cat bounces are just short squeezes so far. 2800 sounds reasonable accounting for the megaslurps.
Just start DCAing at 3200, you'll be fine

>>50078158
That's a man.

>>50078033
Monday is America's Birthday, we won't close red into the weekend.

>>50078198
They’ll just start printing again if it starts to crash. Theyve already been printing we just haven’t felt it beyond the crabbing.

>>50078197
>Just start DCAing at 3200, you'll be fine
assume this is the plan - what if the market then goes to 3300 and takes off to 5000. what do then

>>50078216
Yeah, red is for commies.

>>50078198
Boomers pulling out of their retirement accounts en masse? Might be interesting

>>50077575
Americans will never understand the feeling of holding USD while your countries currency collapses. My stocks are garbage but I am still winning.

>>50078189
hope so, i am an official oil baggie now

>>50078186
>what’s her shaqualifications

ftfw

so done with trying to make money in this market

>>50078213
And?

>>50078213
Not after I'm done with him

>>50078235
depends on how much capitulation exists at that point. If you see CNBC say "run for the hills take your money out", buy

>>50078158
I've still got some SOXL puts that might print tomorrow.
Also, who is this young gentleman?

>>50078265
I was already long HD, but damn.

>>50078268
seems kinda risky to stay completely out of the market unless you're very specific criteria is hit

I longed wheat. I think Greg’s a shitter but he probably stumbled onto a good play.

Get into BOIL while it's cheap or stay the fuck away? i get there's a dump but this feels like an overreaction

>>50078265
HD is up, just like my dick now.

>>50078253
Not just banks and financial analysts, but Biden too:
>White House Is Quietly Modeling For $200 Oil "Shock"
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/white-house-quietly-modeling-shock-200-oil

>>50078265
WTF!
My retired father works at HD for fun... what kind FUN is he having?!?!
Meanwhile me, working from home millenial, has to study stock charts to try and find vaguely feminine shapes...

>>50078093
I've doubled my portfolio with puts in 3 months

I also think this is the bottom

>>50078246
boomers say not my problem and shart all over millenial zoomie life savings accumulated and lost over the past 6 months

Is Elon going to tweet something and send TSLA into a death spiral. I know this autistic shit poster has something to fucking say about the pending economic catastrophe.

>>50078299
holy fuck lmfao hadn't looked at BOIL yet today.
Pretty sure natgas peaks around now before oil does. If oyu want to swing an energy commodity, USO or UCO might be safer desu. >>50078265
Love Home Depot, simple as.

>>50078197
My aim is for 3000, unless the macro changes between now and the end of the year

>>50078235
If the macro changes, you can reevaluate when you want to jump back in. With literally all the news being bad and showing no signs of getting better, I won’t be jumping back in until 3000. When you’re fighting all the bad news AND the Fed, you’re just not going to have a good time

>>50078234
>printing more money when their number one concern is entrenched inflation.
kek, I would love for that to happen.
Absolute economic collapse.

>>50078216
>>50078244
It's happened before and I think it'll happen again.
BBQ might just get real political and angry this year.

>>50078299
are you a bad enough dude to call the markets bluff on this?

>>50078197
Boomers won't capitulate
They're too greedy to ever realize a loss

>>50078328
He doesn’t have to, the stock is a speculative mess that higher interest rates will destroy.

>>50078186
She's blackfrican american. And also a woman.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50078363
They have no choice. It’s either keep printing or a Great Depression. Their “soft landing” is designed to bleed everything except USD dry all while the big bois scoop it all up.

smashing burgers really do make better burgers on the cast iron griddle

I DEMAND AN ADDITIONAL LEG DOWN

>>50078348
>holy fuck lmfao hadn't looked at BOIL yet today.
man i was looking at some puts a couple days ago too
a few strikes had 900% growth or more holy fuck
not that i'd have gone all in on puts for one asset but holy shit a 10x yield in a day without it being pure lotto is pretty alluring

i think with election shenanigans coming up the US will try to do something to "save" oil. again. at least until november

>>50078422
walnut...

>>50078396
Boomers have already withdrawn from the stock market. They are retired cashgang right now.

It's another the-last-10-minutes-are-absolutely-schizo episode...

tmw will be a huge day for oil

>>50078186
She was hand picked by Soros.

>>50078422
probably going to happen at 4:01pm edt

I want Mr Meltman to answer for this travesty right!

>>50078415
So a slow painful death or a sudden painful crash but it’s still alive after a while in the hospital?

>>50078465
WHO is responsible for that?

>>50077497
It affects the behavior of big institutions that follow rules instead of trading on the fly. A year ago vaccines had just come out and it looked line things were going to get less fucked. It would suddenly crash now to scam everyone and force liquidations even though it's already priced in.

>>50078415
Nevermind the Great Depression, we're heading for the GREATEST DEPRESSION.

Seriously, I do think this one will be worse then anything anyone living today has seen before. The absolute fucking disaster of unsupervised institutional greed and terrible monetary policy with supply shocks and war, blockades....

Holy shit shorting this market is fun.

>>50078326
Boomers are a big enough cohort and have enough wealth that it honestly might cause a mini recession on it's own let alone right now

>>50078441
Nah, they're just riding out pensions and social security while leaving their accounts untouched, except for required distributions

>>50078480
HOO HOO

>>50078489
dont forget that good old first horseman "pestilence"

>magaboomers eagerly "short" now
CLOSE YOUR SHOTS, LEVER UP LONG. MAGABOOMERS ARE LITERALLY NEVER EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING. LIKE JIM CRAMER OT THE JIM CRAMER POWER

>>50077331
>>50077289
I like it.

penis pill anon here
its already working and i feel better

God has abandoned us oilbros

I am... financially unchanged for the day

C'mon Micron PUMP MY BAGS

Ding ding ding! How did it go anon?

>>50078396
Pending credit payments > greed

>>50078455
Huge...in a bad way. 2x days worth of govt SPR dumping.

>>50078480

I‘m down 13% on WEAT

DING DING DING DING
How did you do today /smg/?

>>50078542
I remain bored in /cashgang/.

>>50078542
I have locked in 8% profits on SQQQ and am now at current once again 5% in the green with SQQQ after rebuying the top of this scam pump.

>>50078540
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>50078561
Look at seasonal charts. It's summer in the northern hemisphere. It's when things grow.

>>50078547
they wouldn't do it if the situation weren't dire, right? oil is bound for a snap back

>>50078561
Locusts, eh?

>>50078561
they realized with gas prices going up feeding africa isn't going to work so mass starvation is the plan. East Africa is about to kick off into a warzone again anyways.

They finally released details about the spending plan for the uranium reserve, god damn Granholm you are such a lazy slut

>>50078589
lmao
the absolute state of semiconductors.

>>50078571
15% on UVXY
missed the hump at 30% but oh well
20% on MULN yesterday, from 1.10 to 1.33, it's back down to 1.02 now lmao
glad i dumped it

>>50078542
Up 7.9% today
Down 29% for the month

Why the fuck does no one in /smg/ care that MU just shat the bed

+1.68% VOO just went parabolic. I am kicking this gay markets ass!

>>50078542
bobo position did well and oil keeps dying. so neutral

>>50078589
oof. good for my nasdaq position

We are still in a bear market and there has been no capitulation.

>>50078629
I'm not some cuck who owns semiconductor ETFs.

My SOXL is doing somethin somethin after hours.

>>50078594
Anon, what makes you think Biden's admin wants to *help* OIL?

>SOXL
Micron industry slow down

>>50078629
Because all tech is a speculative bubble. Also, I’m cash gang.

>>50078637
ayo, just so you know - I bought some

Oh my god is MU really going to go all the way back up holy shit

see you tomorrow then I guess frens

>>50078637
And it's gone kek. -.73% still beating this gay markek.

going to maaacdooonalds
mcdouble meal and some chicken nuggets
see you tomorrows

>>50078648
wall street is so fucking cocky saying the Fed is bluffing and will pivot back to QE. i dont know what to believe because i dont trust what J Powell says either

>>50078629
Semiconductors are so last decade.

>>50078480
>>50078513
>>50078553

cool it

>>50078108
Funny, they report to the same exact building every morning.

>>50078688
remember to use the app for $1 large fries

>>50078571
not great not terrible

Am I suppose to use the EMA or SMA?

>>50078093
My wife is...not white, shes indian.

>>50078688
Tell us all about the sticker shock tomorrow. We need to know the real inflation of the McEconomy.

>>50078653
they can't do much - the US is totally cucked and completely powerless shell of society in decline

>>50078689
The Fed will inevitably pivot back to QE in one form or another. No one likes to bring up the fact that they've still been printing money since they "turned the printers off", it's just that now they can call it "sending aid to Ukraine". All the rate hikes have been face-saving politics; if they really wanted to tame what is being called inflation, they could drop the hammer and raise rates 70s style. They haven't done it yet because they won't do it.

>>50078737
depends if you want exponential gains or simple gains

>>50078686
just like my penis
>>50078689
Jpow is gonna hike until employment gives out.

>>50078677
Good job anon. Now you can buy whatever crazy ass shit you want without fear as long as you just hold and never sell.

what the FUCK are these bog candles?

>>50078689
Remember taper tantrum? These people expect the FED to work for them, because between 2008 and now they always got their way. They think an inflated market is more important then fighting runaway inflation. Bold bet.

Started DCA’ing in with 2 ROTH IRA’s last year. Feeling comfy knowing that I’ll be lowering my cost basis over the next few years while you guys go pink and bleed from the eyes

>>50078093
I bought calls

-10% avg tomorrow

You have been warned.

>>50078771
What part of "return to normal volatility" do you not understand

>>50078688
Thanks for pumping my MCD bags my man.

>>50078782
You can only have 1…

The market ending red is unironically bullish for tomorrow

Markets are closed friday and monday right?

>>50078761
Unemployment is surprisingly not that bad, it's a cooked stat but still. Not bad considering what's happening.

I think this market may be fraudulent bros, what do you guys think?

Some one just told me my new vaping device I bought to replace my JUUL looks like nasal spray, so I took a pull off it through my nose, and just wow, why did I do that?

>>50078822
I thought it was only Monday?

Reminder that BTC has been an accurate indicator for what the SPX will do that day.

We are now at an all time low with no sign of slowing down or reversing.

Tomorrow will be a bloodbath, you have been warned.

>>50078825
hes going to hike until it gives out to please his masters by stopping workers from being able to negotiate wages.

>>50078817
I have a life partner

>>50078748
Yes, but in the meantime they can market sell 2 million barrels in half an hour tomorrow.

You know, so they can brag about double digit oil in July 4th tweets.

>>50078857
hey i know that train

>>50078857
Where did you find a picture of the Ukrainian president on the subway?

>>50078858
Pretty much, meaningful wage hikes are never happening again in the West

thanks jannies. do they lurk itt or do they respond to reports so quickly? amazing. i thought they were a bunch of slackers on low pay.

>>50078908
US wages in terms of purchasing power have stagnated since the 1970s.

>>50078825
give it a few months.

>>50078866
>life partner
What are you gay?

>>50078967
and this is orchestra rugpull is designed to maintain that.

>>50078711
Imagine being this retarded. Couldn't be me.

>>50078866
Are you living with a feminist?

>>50078825
it's the change in unemployment that's worrying, if it starts rapidly increasing it's a sure fire sign of an imminent crash.

>>50078775
>Remember taper tantrum?
yea they're basically counting on the Fed to give into another taper tantrum

>>50078866
>I have a life partner
look at this fag

>>50079000
checked, SPX 3000 end of quarter

>>50079010
"layoffs" starting to trend in the news. things will escalate fast from here.

>>50078967
Offshoring, automation, immigration, fiat currency, etc made it possible. It's fucked, people think AI will lead to mass unemployment but I seriously think it'll be more of an issue about wages than anything else. Consumer goods will get cheaper, that's like the only upside.

I just know that if I buy into SQQQ now the entire market will reverse

New >>50079068

>>50079000
Based Berry

>>50079000
Nice digits. Profit margins are at all time highs, we’re about half done yeah

>>50077346
666-629

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>>50079068
>>50079068
>>50079068
>>50079068

>>50079032
while they ignore that we haven't had runaway inflation in 2013. It's complete bonkers to expect them to do it again.

>>50079000
The bottom is 150. I would say ~30% of the way there, and that's before anyones loan changes or liquidations occur because of hyperleverage. We will likely never see a worse market than the coming future, whether we get results now, end of July, end of August, or when Schmth ends in mid-September, who could know?

>>50079000
literally debunked the moment MU (i.e. a deep cyclical stock) crawls back AH from like -7% to -2% right now. market has priced in more than this retard thinks already

>>50078561
me 2

>>50078876
maybe the two day dumping has it priced in

>>50079000
Good luck with that lol.

>>50079165
Show us your bags.

>>50079243
don't have MU bags. bought COIN today
will have a nice bounce tomorrow

The MU speaker is a Pajeet who barely speaks english...

I was worried about eliminating my slight euro accent for job opportunities but if you can get to C level executive with a heavy accent in america then I guess it doesn't matter

>>50078629
>-2.77% after hours following -1.32% close
Weak. Nigger, that isn't even halfway to double digits. I expect bedshitting of -15%.

>>50078688

>>50078739
just like my penis

>>50077980
Who gives a fuck?

>>50078261
Brutal man

>BOIL price 41.60
>Ask price 41.68 (x7)
>Bid price 41.55 (x3)
>Last Sale 56.00 (x20,000)

??? what does this mean

>>50078093
I work for free and will never be a real women

Digital frens, does anyone have experience with:
https://www.interactivebrokers.com
or has used them?
Are they good?

>mfw they ask you for your 'employer' information to make the account and I'm a NEET

>>50078093
I ate too much potatoe yesterday and it gave me diahrrea

>>50079920
Just lie and keep guessing the answers it wants. The most important thing to them is your net liquid worth.

You guys notice that spike on natural gas stocks after hours? It’s on BOIL, UUUU and others

>>50079990
thanks bro