/biz/ - Business & Finance

i bought NKE today

i need a drink...

GAYSEX BROS, ACCELERATED MUTATIONS AT THE LIKES OF NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WE CANT STOP WINNING

It's over.

>>50057748
I cashed out on that pump but I think I'll buy back in tomorrow

FUCK YA GAY SEX BROS

What did jerome powell say? Also, I bet CPI is down tomrrow

>>50057778

i wanna sell my oil.

>>50057768
what does this mean?

>>50057731
CROX is my shoe stock. At least you’ll get a little dividend.

>>50057768
Is this bullish for oil

>>50057779
I don't think cpi is until next month

>>50057858
Is being out of it bullish?

>>50057802
Private oil supplies are running low
>Stored volumes at Cushing — the U.S.’s largest commercial tank farm and home to the pricing benchmark WTI — have been freefalling for months
https://rbnenergy.com/tops-drop-part-2-cushings-running-low-on-crude-oil-how-much-is-left-in-the-tanks

>>50057884
Like the hoover dam water table, its over

Eurodollar curve is pricing in a fed pivot, bobos have been warned.

One one hand you have crypto scams. Michael Saylor told people to mortgage their house to buy bitcoin at $60,000. Pomp told corporations they were fiscally irresponsible for not having bitcoin on their balance sheet at $60,000. Clown show in the making. Can't believe idiots fell for crypto scams.

But as stock bros, are we really better? Remember when Cathie Wood said Buffett didn’t understand growth stocks? Then her dumb ETF killed itself. Most incompetent person on Wall Street. Would still hit it though.

We should have a biz competition to see who can rake in the best profits this eventful year. I know most of you just like losing money though so it probably wouldn't be too hard to do better than all of you.

Japan should have opened up to tourists, now pay the price you damn japs

I just sold everything today. Did I get out of the recession in time?

>>50057873
Sounds like oil prices will moon, so, yes?

>>50057900
the fed hasn't even really begun the true pegging -- 100bp monthly until unemployment is at 10%.

>>50057873
yes, actually

>>50057205
>This is precisely why I said what I said here: >>50056137 there are still GME bagholders - do you want to be one of them?
Doesn't SIGA make much more sense than GME did at the time though? I think there are actual reasons why it should go up. If I invested in any of the companies producing covid vaccines in 2020-2021 I would've made good gains.

>>50057922
Ronnie, here's a tip. Make sure you shit before you shower. Also, stocks aren't for you.

>>50057948
If it doesn’t exist, you can’t exactly profit from it. Charge $100,000,000,000,000 a barrel and you’ll get $0 if you don’t have any barrels to sell

>>50057948
it's a mixed bag -- girls already can't pay for gas so they're using their ass. If oil were double to price the entire economy would shut down as amerilards learn to walk again

>>50057981
but what happens between now and $100,000,000,000,000 a barrel, anon?

Started stock trading on my own country exchange
>Client of a security need to make a special investor only bank account with bank that provide such service and has collaboration with the security
>All your trade like selling and buying will be using this bank account
>Tax for trading is 0.1% gross from the sell price when it is sold, and it's final
>For dividend, it's 10%
How is your country in comparison?

>>50057981
That simply won't happen retard, companies will continue drilling for more oil it will just moon in price. Get into oil stocks before it's too late: cpg gxe.to su

>>50058000
Price ceilings that will drive supplies to zero because they don’t work

Uh wait hold up guys, does inflation mean the government has to pay more for its stuff too

>>50058028
you really think commies in fag cities won't pay $25 a gallon for gas? How much would gas have to cost for a millionaire to even give a shit?

>>50058017
Then how come they aren’t? Everyone is at peak capacity

Marina in Matildas outfit :) love my bun

>>50058030
nah the supreme court is about to solve overemployment by getting rid of the admin state.

Oh no no no no crypto bros!

>work for small company as IT/SEC
>found out today one of our VIP's clicked our phishing testing email, got assigned remedial training for it, and was so butthurt over this that they contacted the CISO and demanded that we cease assigning remedial training
>this is the whole point of the training to avoid future incidents

I'm starting to realize how companies are so mismanaged

>>50058056
Matilda? Who the fuck is Matilda?

>>50058072
From Leon the Professional. Natalie Portman.

>>50058069
>Remove remedial training
>No further incidents because they no longer break the rules
It's just like if you legalize gun crime, the crime rate drops to 0%

>>50058043
Just because they are at peak capacity does not mean we are going to permanently run out of oil. It means that the demand far exceeds the available supply, which means oil is mooning to 200 per barrel. Which means you should be all in on oil or you're a groomer

>>50058062
Kek

>>50058059
They can all join the military then since I hear they're way short on recruitment goals

>>50058056
Why does she have a stash over her nose?

>>50058059
I hope they actually do. It's about time we get fully into demonworld.

>>50058111
its probably going to just end up being the kangaroo courts like a district court already did with the SEC but it's still a victory.
>>50058103
they are too intelligent, the army is for people without high school diplomas with HIV.

>>50058030
Yes, why you think China spends like 200 billion on their military. They can buy more shit with their currency.

>>50058069
Maybe he clicked on it as a joke.
Those phishing test emails are usually so obvious that it can be funny to click on them just to mess with IT.

>>50058056
i love it but shes missing something...

>>50058062
Oh hold up I have the bobo for that

>>50058135
unfortunately they're actually just dumb.

>>50057922
>clean energy
lmao

>>50058135
>>50058146
I remember seeing some posts about how anon made a "service" where he sent out bills to random companies, and the "service" was "You agree to pay me money. That is the service" and actually got some money from people

>>50058135
We have a little phishing button we can click, and if it is sent from IT we get "points". We have to keep our account above a point minimum or we take refresher videos. Kinda pointless for the younger employees, i know i can get around it just by IDing the obvious fakes, but the boomers really need it.

>>50058069
Do the sneedful and phish him out of his Coinbase crypto

>>50058171
its a common scam that trips up finance/hr people who deal with the bills and don't give a consultant bill a second thought due to lazyness. will show on an audit later and is incredibly illegal

>>50058060
There is a huge amount of normies that wouldn’t even consider not getting an iPhone. Carriers will shill their phones until the end of time, and they can raise prices with impunity because a large portion will finance the phone anyway.

>Japan Industrial Production (M/M) May P: -7.2% (est -0.3%; prev -1.5%)
>- Industrial Productions (Y/Y) May P: -2.8% (est 4.2%; prev -4.9%)

>>50058220
What's happening?
World economy is collapsing.
About fucking time if you ask me.
Industrial society and it's consequences have been a disaster.

>>50058191
How is it illegal? He solicited a service, they paid for the service.

>>50058220
I don't get it

>>50058220
LMAOOO did these numbers just come out? Holy FUCK it's atrocious

>>50058269
It's very obvious. How do you not get it?

>>50057906
% wise I'll do it. I'm up 2000% since Nov 1, 2021

>>50058220
Wtf is happening in Japan

>>50058290
Send them hordes of mexicans and muslims, that is the solution.

>>50058220
F

so oil is going peak oil if im reading these news articles correctly
whats that 300+ dollar oil stock again?

>>50058290
Yen is collapsing. Those who pay attention have been saying this for months now.

>>50058334
"articles"

Japan women need to have my children

>>50058220
>Nikkei futures down (-0.07%)
This cant be happening

>>50058341
Japs kill the yen to save their economy. It's not working I guess.

this is getting a bit concerning bros

JAP PUSSY CAN SIT ON MY FACE

>>50058377
I look like this.

>>50058371
im going to ride my electric bike that i charge with a solar panel to the hahaha look at that dick pic
to the ocean to fish thats my bugout plan

WOULD LOVE TO BREED A JAP SLAM PIG

>>50058062
If you want to trade in magic internet money consider the Toronto stock exchage. :^)

he's back

this is clear as day for everyone now, right? nobody is in denial anymore and are preparing for a deep recession, right?

Kek

>>50058220
k-kimochi warui...

Crypto hasn't bottomed yet but it's closer than stocks are

BREED GOOK PUSSY

>>50058415
stock CLAP market CLAP only CLAP goes CLAP up

GREASING MY DONG BROS. WE GOT A LONG NIGHT

>>50057802
My Canadian dollars are already printing.
+0.0349% fuck yeah.

>>50058439
Will crypto even be a thing outside of BTC? I haven’t touched that shit in months.

>>50058377
I support Rocker but I reported this. No reason to be a faggot when the janny's not around. Wait til he strikes. LOL, what if he is "striking?"

>>50058453
Why did you type CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP?

>>50058471
FUCK YA

>>50058369
When a currency dies, typically so does the economy. Imports become prohibitive. Saving becomes meaningless. Working becomes pointless. Protests become violent. Revolution happens.

>>50058402
Dont worry I reported.

JANNIESSSS

>>50058483
It’s AoC. She shitposts here sometimes.

>>50058415
Whenever MSM says anything they are conditioning you, the viewer, to behave a certain way. They told you it was a recession but now that everyone sold they're going to PUMP.

>>50058377
I reported you for this one (two.) I support Rocker but you shouldn't be here if the Janny hasn't. We're reactionary stock brokers with ghost AI robot girlfriends, not psychos.

Cleaning Anus and cocks for free

How are the futures bros?

>>50058439
Outside of ponzi schemes, money laundering and other criminal activity cryptocurrencies have almost no practical use at this point. Bitcoin is also unsustainable in the long term in terms of energy usage.

>>50058520
FUCKING BRO

>>50058520
Just peachy, anon.

>>50058493
>Saving becomes meaningless.
Japs have a culture of saving so their central banks have been killing the yen since the 80s to encourage them to buy stocks.

>>50058489
Reporting all these. Timing, buddy. Timing.

BIG GUYS NEED BIG CAWKS

>>50058534
>>50058547
You don't have to be here if the janny is offline. Timing, buddy, timing. We're gonna swarm on you now. No one likes this shit. You use it as a deterrent.

>>50058539
REPORT MY DONG BRO

>>50058556
SWARM MY COCK

>>50058563
I will which should happen shortly if the moderators are worth anything. Our janny only bans based on personal preference, but no one here likes looking at gay, gross cocks more than once a day.

Keep it stocks okay? say SIGA at least.

Anyone buying into Amazon?

>>50058580
BIG DONGS FOR BIG BROS

My ban expired bros. I hate abortion, and no, I won't discuss finance either.

GAYSEX BROS, WE SHIT KISSING TONIGHT

>>50058600
It's gonna be intense, the lashback. They'll probably ban you and all your Russkiy hackers who you hired as well. It will be a shitshow as everything you've ever loved about this forum gets blocked out for you.

Timing, buddy. Timing. I reported a bunch of your posts. You're gonna get the fuck outta here now. Also fuck trannies, fuck jannies

Fucking talk about stocks, please. VOO sucks. SPY sucks. They were all the rage last year, but not anymore. We have to stock pick now. Help us do that.

IM TIRED OF SEEING THE DICKS BALLS AND ASSHOLE

>>50058616
BASED. FUCK THAT NIGGET JANNY THAT SPENDS 17 HOURS A DAY HERE

>>50058220
Holy shit that’s the biggest fucking miss I’ve ever seen in any government data what the fuck hahahah who the fuck dropped the ball that bad

>>50058634
SH?

>>50058634
LoL pussy. LOW T BITCH

>>50058621
Isnt this peak burger hour? Whats taking the jannies so long

Are all jannies non burgers?

a man can only take so many dicks and man ass
see you in the morning friends

why don't you guys just post porn? You know... of attractive girls? Do you spammers seriously have gay porn folders for this shit?

>>50058597
Amazon is.
https://www.retaildive.com/news/are-amazons-buybacks-a-sign-that-the-growth-machine-is-slowing/620582/
The madlads are finally doing it:
https://ycharts.com/companies/AMZN/stock_buyback

Curious how they like to buy high.

BIG SHLONGS FOR BIG MOUTHS. OPEN UP EUROJANNY

I feel stuck bros.

>>50058688
PENIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE WEAPON TO JANNIES. IT REMINDS THEM OF WHAT THEY LOST. THEY WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

>>50058688
That's what holding SOXL at $50+ does to you

>>50058688
He's obviously mentally deranged, so of course

>>50058699
Checked. Me too brother.

How much money did this retard lose to be coping this hard

>>50058721
Thanks, making friends is fucking difficult as you get older.

>>50058659
I wouldn't do it. But I could see how it could go up another 20%. Had to look it up

>>50058724

>>50058714
looks like they don't give much of a fuck now bro... I kinda think you just like dicks

Why do Hindus get angry when you don't want to buy AMD and NVDA?

*Fun fact. If you report the post, you hide it. I'm starting to think these are the jannies themselves just tryin to torpedo a thread.

Forget the pic.

>>50058634
The stocks I want still have 49 p/e ratio or above 30 for the other one. Really hoping for a collapse.

>>50058751
BENIS :DDDD

my ban literally just expired and, memes aside, this is the worst /smg/ i have ever seen
literal fag porn spammers will remain and i will probably be banned for posting this
is there a conspiracy to destroy /smg/? serious question

>>50058776
I'm drunk so I'm numb. I'll stay here reporting your posts for a little bit. Let's see who has more stamina. Also Microsoft is never coming back. Neither is Facebook. why? Pajeets.

>>50058784
YES

>>50058771
Market cap/revenue ratios are still bonkers.

can we just go back to the days when rocker’s little peen was the only nudity posted on this general?
i will tell my children of those times around a campfire one day

>>50058784
It signals the inevitable stock market meltup.

>>50058795
GAYSEX IS ALL U NEED FAGGOT

>>50058819
We'd all be on his side it it was naked women but no he has to be a faggot

>>50058784

>>50058819
I don't even see the point of it besides making everyone miserable

>>50058845
WE ALL MUST SUFFER. DO U THINK I ENJOY THIS?

>>50058827
Rocker would never be this unhinged. This is leftist shit and I'm starting to see his SIGA thesis as a reality.

Because the worst he does is dance with a pillow and post his dick once. Y'all just wanna destroy this thread, this general, this website. Fuck you. Timing.

>>50058784
>literal fag porn spammers
It's a butthurt janny, probably the one that banned everyone last friday; and the same one who deleted threads they baked.

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES

why aren't people hedging? DXY close to weekly highs, bond yields crashing, and big earnings misses in two weeks

yet no hedge interest? Doesn't make sense

>>50058869
HAHA FUCK U NIGGER

Imagine having that many fat cock pictures in a folder on your pc.

>>50058883
The gay porn spammer started doing it because he got banned for posting /pol/ shit. I guarantee this isn't a false flag by the jannies.

>>50058902
>>50058904
This is a gay person who is drunk as we usually do be. But we are not so drunk right now. And this person is. And they think they are getting away with it.

The desperation to talk about stocks is at an all time high.

IS THIS OFF TOPIC JANNIES?

>>50058910
>already has 26 posts ITT
Idk bro.

IS THIS TOO POLITCAL JANNY?

>>50058891
>dicks
>dicks
>dicks
>why are people hedging? DXY close to weekly highs...
>dicks

>>50058891
I'm edging closer to believing in a melt up, these banks know something's up.

>>50058959
There is no janny. There's just us, guys, looking at your posts and hoping for an end.

IS THIS TOO CONSPIRITAL JANNY?

WE ALL MUST SUFFER TOGETHER

>>50059008
the only person suffering is you bro holy shit go smoke a joint or something

>>50058992
>CONSPIRITAL
>drunk as shit
Fucking ban this spirit for life. You are everything wrong about the stock market and everyone who's ever avoided realizing the consequences of their actions.

You are sick, sad and slow. It's fun, but it's coming down. You are destroying our thread. You are an accomplice. You are the worst, drunkest, evilist part of our mindset.

>>50058992
>CONSPIRITAL
ESL nigger

>>50058883
That janny was annoying as fuck tbf

Never forget that this is the fault of the faggot janitors that banned half this thread. There are obviously mentally ill people here and this is the natural result of unpaid fudge packers running wild.

FUCK YA BROS

JANNY JANNY WAKIE WAKIE TIME TO EARN THAT WAGIE.

>>50059042
If the OGs were here, they'd have dealt with this faggot beforehand. And I'm referring both to the dick poster and the janny. We need to talk about this.

If we don't figure this out, then they keep the veil over our eyes and we never will. We have to give a shit a little bit.

>>50058855
Here's a remaster, it has the caption on the first frame (and thus the thumbnail).

>>50058992
Dumbest the jannje only responds to reports given by users. You were banned because some leftist faggot reported you. I know because I got banned for saying kek when some leftist faggot whines about row v wade. Stop posting your moms dick picks nigger

>>50059088
4chan has been comped for quite a while

BIDEN BIDEN BIDEN U FUCKING NIGGER DEMOCRAT JANNY. SUCK MY COCK AND LICK MY ASS NIGGER LOVER

>>50059118
The faggot that reported you isn't even here nigger

>>50059096
thanks, fren

MONKEY TORTURE ANON. LETS FUCKING GOOO

This man is in an all out war vs the jannies and will not be stopped.
Or will he?

>>50059118
Bro you are falling fast. When you get off your meth trip, come back here in a few days and shitpost with us. Wait for movie night. And shut the fuck up.

>>50059066
>>50059066
>>50059066

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERB

>>50059156
LETS GOOOOO

Im gonna kill the chilean that made this image

>>50059173
go post this shit on the crypto threads

>>50059202
Bro your dream girl is a retarded 9 year old. Kek

so uh, yeah… stocks!

>>50059232
Can you go make your own penis posting thread to annoy the help? Why do you insist on using this one?

Would it be a bad idea to wheel SH until the bear market flattens out?

MARCH MARCH

SOLDIERS TAKE NO INTERMISSION

>>50059282
Sorry had to use some mouth wash. Just at lunch with my co workers

and this is the perfect example of why you should use 4chanx to block specific user ids

imagine having absolutely no life that this is what you do on a wednesday night
imagine having these pics saved on your hard drive

>>50059411
Don't fucking ban me for talking about biden working with siga to secure orders. Its not that fucking hard nigger

fucken based
giving this nigger general what it deserves

>>50058245
This isn't even the fault of an industrial societies, it's the fault of dumb fucks that didn't think shutting down the global economy and printing money over the coof wouldn't come back and bite us.

>>50057768
Welp, we are gonna get double digit prices for gas real soon. My bet is on July or August it will happen.

SMG DESERVES TO BE FILLED WITH COCKS. BUNCH OF SOXL NIGGER TRANNIES

>>50058493
What would you guys advise for an anon who's got all of his (low) net worth in yen?

>>50059528
Guessing I should stock up on rice and beans so I don't have to waste gas going to the store

>>50059528
Officials are "modeling" their statements of blame as we speak.
>White House Is Quietly Modeling For $200 Oil "Shock"
>And here is the punchline: at the current record pace of SPR drainage, one way or another the Biden admin will have to end its artificial attempts to keep the price of oil lower some time in October (or risk entering a war with China over Taiwan with virtually no oil reserve). This means that unless Putin ends his war some time in the next 5 months, there is a non-trivial chance that oil will hit a record price around $200 - precisely the price the White House is bracing for - a few days before the midterms. While translates into $10+ gasoline.
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/white-house-quietly-modeling-shock-200-oil

POOR EUROPEAN JANNY WENT TO BED

>>50058975
What are the banks buying? I thought they were selling.

I’m suddenly feeling like... sucking a massive penis to completion. Is this normal?

>>50059674
THATS PRETTY GAY BRO

>>50059411
It feels against principle to filter, but it does make the thread much more pleasant. He'll reply to me and I won't even see it.

How should one time the top for oil prices? It'll moon due to supply restrictions, but prices generally tank in recessions.

>>50059873
>How should one time the top for oil prices?
I'm struggling with that too. But I'm going with general seasonality and then by ear.
Definitely in July and August we could see the top.

Never a dull moment hanging out with the boys down at /smg/ haha we like to have fun here.

Remember /smg/, you brought the pee pee posting on yourself. I am not the plague but I have invoked it. You supported jannies and you're being punished for your sins.

>>50060160
still prefer the better vtuber

>>50060210

>>50060059
Isn't July too soon for $200 oil?

>>50060239
no reason

>>50060259
I only say that because in 2008 it peaked at its ATH in July, and whenever it does it'll be all downhill from there.

>>50060160
what’s the next sidu?
only when you have answered correctly will you be redeemed of your weaponized faggotry infractions

>>50060259
>retard thinks oil will double in a single month under any circumstance other than the entire Middle East blowing up

tfw no munchy boxes in America

Test

>>50060656
It's clearly SIGA. If you haven't bought the dip at this point you're just plain retarded. The WHO's decision lasted 4 fucking days before they panicked and decided to reconvene. This version of nigger bumps is a bioweapon. So to keep it stock related, buy SIGA and enjoy the $100+ share price in the near future. This is your last warning to get in while it's cheap. I don't want to see you chuds whining when you left behind and claim
>I-i-it would have been nice if someone gave us a heads up
Buy SIGA. Buy it tomorrow.

>>50060157

>>50058220
Remember they just started a gargantuan QE (beacuse Japan is always deflating)

BROS JUST HANGING OUT MEASURING DICKS

>>50061104
Monkepox is blowing the fuck up.
I concur.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50061927
I'm going to laugh if there is no curve and it just flatlines turning out to be a nothing burger

Why did my ELMS stock disappear and now it shows under symbol ELMSQ?

NEW

>>50062384
>>50062384
>>50062384

>>50062393

>>50062552
Hahaha… yeah…

We like to have fun around here

>>50060160
https://youtu.be/5LACYrvV6uU
No penis was the deal. One of us never forgot. One of us did.

>>50060160
What do I buy to stop the p**** posting, Rocker? SPY calls? SPY puts? Please tell me...

Bump!

>red futures
god I hope we dump hard on market open

Corn commandos WTF

>>50063095
They just discovered a new corn mine containing half the world's supply of corn.

Which thread is main thread? I need my dopamine hits

>>50063158
Just constantly switch between the six of them and overstimulate your brain bro

Why does he have thousands of dicks saved on him pc? This is not normally..

>>50063305
I think he’s a gay porn dude. He’s said so him self that he is 100% gay.

KEK CRYPTO

>>50063525
whahappen

I’m feeling despondent, please tell me how to protect my money in this shit show. Do I just have to accept a haircut and wait it out until next time?

>>50063639
Sell covered calls

>>50063613
Barfed shidded farded below 19.5

Futes are green at this ti.. ah never mind

>>50063639
Buy shorts you dumb nigger.

>>50063999
checked and based

>>50063993
My futas are doing a little sumtin'.

Will bitf be taken off Robinhood if it drops under 1$?

I am subject to currency conversion with my stocks.
If I get a dividend in USD it gets converted to EUR.
Now the real question - where is the currency difference going? Not to me, that's for sure.
Are the jews taking my money?

>>50064040
yes

>yields and futures tanking at the same time
wtf is going on? have the inflation numbers already leaked?

>>50064071
Big leaks bro

>>50064071
chammers...

>>50063305
You don't get it, sight of cavernous smelly shit tunnels is BULLISH for SIGA.

>>50060160
>I am not the plague
you really are
you're addicted to the attention and you love that this thing is obsessed with you

This is the greatest and fastest economic recovery of all time and it is the direct result of Biden working tirelessly to stop Putin's price hikes and inflation and racism and transphobia too. Unlike that idiot Trump who golfed all day, Biden working around the clock to lead this great country to better days. Just imagine how bad things would be with that orange racist bigot still in office. The NASDAQ would be down over 90% and we would all be speaking Chinese or Russian. The recession is fake news. The reality is that the Biden Boom is here and the economy is stronger and more diverse than ever before.

>>50064256
Cope

>>50057904

Cathie Wood and Elon Musk are tech hypebeasts, it's nothing new in the stock market. But the entire Crypto sector are tech hypebeasts, that's the difference.

>>50057998

>girls already can't pay for gas so they're using their ass

How much ass can I get with my 300 OXY shares bros?

>>50064071
Just checked. Ah ha! Finally broke below that mini crab. I don't pretend to understand how yields move though. I only know certain yield = market healthy enough for the girls I go out with, other type of yield = cut all contact and go live innawoods for a while (and short).

>>50064256
oh it's diverse alright

Stop

>>50063639
Buy siga and cmrx

Imagine having all these disgusting dicks saved to your computer

Why are futures dumping?

>>50064641
Imagine

>>50064735
fed/ecb/boe engineering a recession + high prices subduing demand = lower prices

>>50064789
Based

>>50064790
Yeah, but what new info came out between market close yesterday and now?

NEW
>>50064813
NEW
>>50064813
NEW
>>50064813
NEW
>>50064813

>>50064829
cb talk yesterday where all chairs said inflation is here for the long run and rates will rise until it isn't. they're shitting themselves over a wage-price spiral. also ukraine about to financially collapse without massive external stimulus.

look at that v shaped recovery

>>50064829
Don't trouble yourself with trying to correlate every market move to some news story or statement or thing like that. This is a maddening way to follow the market.

fuck yes red as fuck futes cos jobles claims were shit.

my bobo play yesterday was perfectly timed it seems

>>50059511
You obviously didn’t read his work retard, neither do u understand what’s happening around you. It absolutely is a consequence of the industrial revolution.

>>50065573
Industry giveth, industry taketh away.

I just saw TSLA is trading at 666.66. Looks like recession is back on the menu.

>>50064256

Most popular President of all time. 400 Million votes

>>50057705
>the absolute state of futures right now

>>50065711

Yea it's not looking great

We Are Fucked, Lads.

Is there a reason everything is fucked?

>>50065680
>elon artificially pumping the crypto market last year
>said rural users would have access to starlink by now while I have 3mb dsl that turns off every hour
I hope that faggot gets torched.

>worst year in yurp since 08
it begins

>+4.91%

welcome to the bobo zone

>>50065806
The sheer arrogance of thinking they could print trillions and expect normies to just keep soaking the burden of inflation

>>50064911
Cute!

Smelly farts and gas bros...it's over...

My futas, they are doing something, and it may be considered little.

I think we will see a fake pump today.

Fox News just put up the dow futures watch in the corner like they do when ever we have the worst day of the year. It's fucking happening guys. 7 out of 10 investors think the market is going in the wrong direction.

i wanna get out of oil.

>futures

we are literally at fair value but the fucking jews need to push it to undervalue
only US core pce and jobless claims can save this dogshit fake and gay dump now

Futures are recovering.

>>50066019
i set a stop for my oil. im so mad i didnt protect my profits on it. wont make that mistake again.

>>50066075
>fair value
You have no fucking clue

>>50066184
They are recovering downwards. The market is healing.

> TSLA Pre Market 668.50 -16.97 (-2.48%)

I just realized that today is the last day to sell before you have to choose to hold through the recession or sell in the recession.

>>50066288
You think my 690 puts are safu?

>>50057705
>>50057731

Already drinking a beer at 6:15 because I stayed up all night programming fir a hard deadline

>>50066304
hope it went well. don't forget to eat!

>>50066353
Ate some pizza just now friend. I will take a nap. Wake up at 9:30, throw 4k into tsla puts, and go back to sleep

i cant sleep fuck thjis shit

>>50066292
hope it doesnt take years and years

Today is the day we become the japanese stock market for the next 30 years

>>50066381
going to make a sandwich and cut the grass. have a nice nap fren

>>50066421
>30 years of death market
>retire into giga pump mega bubble and chuckle as the youngsters get hyped abiut the next bubble scam

>>50066075
This retard take is why you shouldn't take advice from smg.

>>50066292
>>50066421
Why exactly would today be special? Futures are largely based on what is happening currently in overseas markets. Overseas markets almost always respond to what the US market did earlier that day. So futures are a self-fulfilling prophecy and that's why you can't trust them for how the coming US market will respond. It usually always tanks on and before the day jpow speaks. Then it usually rallies. Futures obviously don't appear to support this but I believe today will be in the 1.5-3% green territory

>>50066441
incredibly based pic

I shorted the bottom of bonds - damn

>futures making new lows overnight
fakest and gayest dump I've seen in a long time Watch SPY close green. tsoxs

>>50066497
Today is the end of the second quarter of gdp contraction so recession officially starts officially tomorrow

>>50066564
Oh I see. Another self-fulfilling prophecy. Kek this market is fun.

>*ADP TO PAUSE JOBS REPORT IN JULY, WORKING ON NEW METHODOLOGY
>*ADP TARGETS AUG. 31 FOR NEW NATIONAL EMPLOYMENT REPORT
Kek'd, is it really that bad?

Is it safe to buy SOXL if I plan to hold at least five years?

>>50057900
>Eurodollar curve is pricing in a fed pivot
where are you viewing that?

>tfw i sold sqqq at close thinking the market would continue to crab
markets are retarded

on a side note, what edges to people have to the market nowadays? im a newfag to the stock market, and when i think about, a lot of edges/patterns have been figured out. or is it like i said, markets are retarded, and nobody really has an edge, and if they do, they found it by dumb luck

>>50066421
show VIX calls or stfu

>>50066615
https://www.macrotrends.net/futures/eurodollar
he's farting out of his nose right now

>>50066596
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

>>50066652
How is it pricing that in when it's been falling for 6 month?

ahhh....just bought another 5 shares in Rio Tinto...feeling very comfy right now bros

>>50066600
It's going to $3.50 and then direxion will redeem it for you. You're buying 3x shovel making companies after the gold rush has ended.

Hilton world wide has a debt yo equity ratio of -12 doomp eet.

>>50066600
Don't hold leveraged shit for month if the market isn't in a bull run.

>>50057906
*keep profits

We're gonna see some dark news today. Just a feeling.
https://www.marketbeat.com/economic-reports/upcoming/

All the youtube videos i watched and boomers i spoke to said if i invest i will /makeit/

so, what gives?

>See shilling for RCL
>Do my DD. They are I'm massive debt in a punished business.
>Do a short week long put.
>Make 200% that day with everything crashing.
Is it really that easy? What a thrill. I want more puts.

>>50066852
us cotton acreage will be a bloodbath

>Gazprom
What the fuck

>>50066897
Damn.

NEXT
>>50066968
>>50066968
>>50066968
>>50066968

Americans are waking up, how hard do you think they'll sell today.

>>50066871
Sers please do not inverse /smg/, village needs US dollars (ticker: USD) for food

>>50066897

AAAAAAAAA
I'm the world's most turbo bagholder
fuck you /smg/ for shilling me fucking russian fucking stocks
I bought them pre-invasion too

>>50066637
The market makers have the edge. They can buy or sell enough to swing a tickers at will. Almost are constantly adjusted to try to stay ahead of each other and they perform cyclically in response. Best I've done is swing options over short periods or long hold a ticker if I buy during a sexy dip. When I try to time daily, weekly or monthly swings I'm wrong as often as right.

>>50067286
I hate corrective text so fucking much
Almost = algos

>>50066596
Ask Greg says “just make it up, make it up”

>>50066535
Crack? How do you not realize stocks are fucked? QQQ will be sub 200 before mid terms

>>50067286
what options do you swing?

bump

>>50066974
Too early