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>> No.50052239

ded thred
ded gaem

>> No.50052244
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Siga bros?

>> No.50052256
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50052256

IS THE DOLLAR MILKSHAKE THEORY REAL

>> No.50052263

>>50052256
Of course it is.

>> No.50052267
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>>50052217
GAY SEX BROS

>> No.50052272

Just cut my losses on SIGA. Fucking piece of shit is going back under 11 by close

>> No.50052276
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Why are we dumping LOL

>> No.50052284

>>50052168
>>50052205
We’ll get bad news and dump and then pump again. Clown market has even diverted from clown market principles.

What’s worse than clown market?

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>>50051951
An increasing portion of /smg/ is self-loathing tranny chasers and homos. The first thing they think of when they hear the word "sex" is cocks and anal.

>> No.50052285
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THE JEWS ARE DUMPING US AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50052289
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What's the best mobile app for stock trading?
Robin hood? Webull? Public?
Non US

>> No.50052293
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I fucking hate crab days. Nothing happens. No trades, no longs, no shorts, only scalps.

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Sex (exclusively with your spouse)

>> No.50052298
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Gay sex bros....

>> No.50052299
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>DXY accelerating upward

Is it because the Fed wants strong dollar for offloading liabilities?

>> No.50052301
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STOP SELLING

>> No.50052308

oh no the S&P is down a whole 10 points today bobo's got me shaking in my boots!

>> No.50052311

SPY will be at 320 by September. Prepare your anus gay sex bros

>> No.50052317

https://youtu.be/c2QMkY8vuRs?t=1565

why do you niggas still day trade despite having years and years of evidence that the majority of niggas lose money

>> No.50052320

Yeah what the fuck is up with the DXY. Its surging while stocks are moving sideways.

>> No.50052326
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CAN ANYONE GIVE ME ANY REASON OIL AND NAT GAS ARE DUMPING WHEN WE’RE OUT OF ENERGY EVERYWHERE??????

WHAT THE FUCK WE SHOULD BE PUMPING TO THE MOON. WHY WOULD ANYONE GO CASH IN AN INFLATIONARY ENVIRONMENT??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR????

>> No.50052343

>>50052326
WAR

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>>50052317
I don't day trade, but I watch the markets daily while drinking.

>> No.50052350

>>50052326
Oil has peaked

>> No.50052353

>>50052320
Dollar milkshake

>> No.50052354

GUISE! Just got my wagie bucks! I could do something smart like hold cash or funnel into my IRA but that's for boomers and JEWS! Hehe I'm a 2k IQ GenZ and boomers fucked me over so I'm smarter. See how that works?

I'm going to put it all into crypto, which is of course, "digital gold" (unlike those boomer kike rcocks!). That and GME. Because I'm smart. And some bald Asian and Indian guy on TikTok told me that everything else is a ponzi and crypto to the moon!
Ok. Time to get on my high IQ RobbinTheHood app (which never fucked anyone over) and invest! Uploading my 1600$. Yep, definitely going to be a millionaire and those stupid boomers will cry when I move out of my slum in Bhar.
Ok, now it's time to crypto post to rope others in.

"WAITING ROOM WAITING ROOM! WAGMI! WAITING ROOM! BOBO MUMU SHOULDVE SOLD! 100K EOY! WAITING ROOM! hehe nice try Jew, but I'm smarter. Boomer stocks are dead. BULLRUN hehe I'm investing. Go educate yourself, boomer! Blockchain is the future and I have 1600$ "invested". You missed your chance bobo, it's moon time from here! Pajeet said! EWAITING ROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM"

No...it was a Jewish scam! No! This world is so unfair! Why didn't anyone tell me it was a ponzi! But it had so much use value that no one used! How is this...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50052362

>>50052326
because we're going into a recession and the factories will be closing, people won't have to commute to work because they don't have a job, basically they're just pricing in the lower demand for energy now.

>> No.50052364

>>50052256
More like cumshake theory

>> No.50052365

>>50052326

HAHA he didn't sell the top

t. nat gas bobo

>> No.50052370

>>50052326
Everythings down

>> No.50052378

>>50052350
Except it hasn't, it's going to $200 next year.

>> No.50052392

>>50052311
If you think this is for any reason other than Shmita
>>50052326
It’s a buying opportunity:)

>> No.50052410

>>50052370
ADM

>> No.50052412

>>50052354
So salty and much edge, just like your old decaying flesh probably

>> No.50052413

>>50051727
They didn't know we're TOXIC to the environment

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>>50052378

>> No.50052425

>>50052343
Let’s fucking get on with it then. They’re gonna lose their old-breed guys to age if they wait around too long to start shooting. I’ll go die to defend Taiwan, though not because I’m happy with the US currently.
>>50052350
If you really believe this then you haven’t been paying attention. Macron begged Biden for more oil in front of the whole world and reminded him the gulf states can’t produce anymore.

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I bought Twitter shares at 37 today, the thought of getting $17 a share if the buyout goes through is too tempting to pass up.

>> No.50052429

is it going to be power or SOUR?

>> No.50052432

Guys can someone explain the milkshake theory?

>> No.50052440

DOMP
EET

>> No.50052448
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would you buy this, xle the energy sector etf

>> No.50052460

>>50052378

Based on what, Goldman Sachs predictions? When you read fud articles that sound too good to be true, you know you're at the top. Got to be a bit of a contrarian to make money in these jewish markets.

>> No.50052461

>>50052432
It brings all the boys to the yard

>> No.50052470

>>50052429
sower

>> No.50052468

Whats the market Fookin doing today

>> No.50052471

>>50052362
Explain cotton and palladium

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>>50052432
I drink YOUR milkshake too ahahaha

>> No.50052480

VOO sub 300 - WHEN?

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>>50052217
Thank you based goddess

>> No.50052485

>>50052289
Robinhood is fine for basic stuff. Webull has more information on it and has a comments section for shitposting. I stopped using webull because they keep fucking with the UI with updates.

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>>50052432
dollar line go up
everything else line go down

>> No.50052505

>>50052412
That's right. And if any of them call us retards for slowly getting liquidated in GME or crypto, we just call them Jews or Boomers. Hehe that'll teach them the superior intellect of Gen Z. Too bad they didn't get in at WAITING ROOM BOBO BOTTOM! Wait..where did all my money go? I'm so hungry... THOSE DAMN BOOMER AND JEWS CHEATED ME AGAIN! I WAS TRICKED!

>> No.50052507

>>50052326
Forward looking
Demand destruction
Shit Tyrone get it together

>> No.50052512

>>50052428
I'm holding for the same reason fren, my average is a little higher though.

>> No.50052513

3 PM, one hour left

>> No.50052516
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the stock market is not supposed to move like this on a normal day
w-whats going on

>> No.50052517

>>50052432
When the fed prints money, other banks start printing more money because they're jealous.
Since many debts are denominated in dollars, and countries don't keep a ton of dollars on hand, the threat of an appreciating dollar is scary. So they all FOMO into dollar and drive it up during uncertainty, selling their own newly printed currency to buy dollars.

Since the volatility creates more risk, it's a self-fulfilling effect of making dollars more valuable.

>> No.50052531

why are FAANG stocks up 1.5% today? who the fuck buys that garbage?

>> No.50052530

>>50052413
Crop failures imminent. Long lean hogs and oil.

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>when the fucking price dances .03 cents lower than your sell order
stahp!

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Why are FAANG stocks up 1.5% today while everything else is red? Who buys woke tech garbage on the eve of a recession?

>> No.50052559

>>50052471
I mean I know Mike Lindell is still going through cotton like crazy pumping out towels and pillows, people still need towels and pillows even during a recession you moron. As far as the palladium, i got no clue what they use that shit for, but somebody has something big planned.

>> No.50052577

>>50052553
googl is down like 20 bucks

>> No.50052597

>>50052471
palladium already shit the bed, one day of gains isn't meaningful.
>>50052559
its used in catalytic converters

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Anyone buying BMBL puts? Who makes plan B pills?

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BANG! BANG! BANG!

CAN I GET A LETS GO SOUR HOUR!!!!

>> No.50052601

>>50052559
first normie sign of recession will be them all panic buying bog roll again (or soup, or some other retarded social media driven thing)

>> No.50052606

>>50052471
Coffee too. Only consumers for that are employed people.

>> No.50052609

I think i finally understand.
I was never gonna make it.

>> No.50052615

>>50052553
>>50052531
I’m holding my 2024 aapl calls as long as roasties prefer blue bubbles

>> No.50052617

>>50052599
Unfortunately plan b is now generic or else it would probably be a play

>> No.50052620

>>50052553
Tiger Global and ARK

>> No.50052623

>>50052412
You boomers just don't understand. You're low IQ. What have you ever solved? Crypto and blockchain are the future! THey solve every and any problem that gets posted on this board! You boomers and Jews just keep dying off with your boomer rocks, boomer stocks and houses. Pajeet and I are smarter and are the future! Recessions don't exist with crypto! GME to the moon! WAITING ROOM TIME WAITING ROOM! TIME TO POST BOBO WAITING ROOM THREADS

Boomers are too low IQ to understand how I'm going to get rich by doing nothing but posting WAITING ROOM threads. They just don't get it. That's how the future works: Get rich doing nothing.

In b4: IT WAS A JEWISH SCAM! I HATE WAGE KEKING! IT"S ALL A SCAM! LIFE IS UNFAIR! WAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50052628

>>50052599
D-does she go into detail? Asking for a friend. And research purposes. Also for a friend.

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>>50052299
Trump would NEVER have allowed a strong dollar, he’d be screaming at Mnuchen to neuter that thing

>> No.50052642

Nice squeeze baggies

>> No.50052643

>>50052628
she was raped when some ugly guy came up to her and said hi, truly a horrendous crime

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What a bullshit day.

>> No.50052664

>>50052326
Because when you don't have product to sell, you don't make money. If you were selling 100 somethings a month and now you can only sell 50 somethings a month at a 90% markup, you have less revenue. You also can't just shut down half of your business because if you start to get the raw materials you need to make 100 somethings a month, you might be able to sell them at the new, high price and make a killing. It also takes years to train new workers and restore production capacity after downsizing.

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>15 minute block for racism
Ayo jannies, y'all niggas bein' serious rn?

>>50052620
>ARK
Of fucking course.

>>50052289
>Robin hood?
The only thing I've heard about it is that it's less of a brokerage app and more of a mobile game for plebbitors with gambling addictions.

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>>50052461

>> No.50052678

holyshit I hate this fucking market

wish I sold and left in December, how could I be so FUCKING STUPID, im financially fucking ruined

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Where does the money go? What companies are getting this money?

>> No.50052712

>>50052691
HOW BOUT PROTECT YOUR OWN COUNTRY SMELLY FUCK

>> No.50052716

>>50052659

It's a great day if you're short.

>> No.50052717

>>50052678
To be fair it was a sneaky rug. First they told everyone it was going to pump until June, and then suddenly only half pumping until march and then oops we meant January

>> No.50052722

>>50052640
I know for a fact at one point he literally said he was "a strong dollar guy". Honestly I don't think he knew what that meant and just liked the sound of it.

>> No.50052726

So is it pronounced "puht" or "poot"

>> No.50052731

>>50052517
Why does hyperinflation happen at all if other countries are constantly buying up the supply of USD?

>> No.50052733

>>50052691
unironically wages and bs like fuel, food, medicine.

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>>50052677
DON'T POST PICTURES OF ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

>> No.50052739

>>50052726
"put"

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>>50052678
Yeah, in retrospect, the Fed members unloading was such a red flag.

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>>50052691

>> No.50052759

>>50052217
why the fuck can't SIGA sustain a pump for longer than like 5 minutes? is it being shorted into oblivion?

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>>50052716
im up 0.11%

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>>50052691
The balls on this prick

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I miss the bull market days. Buy anything and make money.

>> No.50052795

>>50052640
Idiot.

He was vehemently advocating for a strong dollar in 2018

>> No.50052799

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO TSLA!!! DID THEY CURE CLIMATE CHANGE OR SOMETHING!!!!

>> No.50052803
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>GDP data part 2 released tomorrow
>red 4th/FOMC minutes for June released next week
>inflation report in 2 weeks
>market only holding up because of a religious belief that daddy powell uwu will make the sads go away

>> No.50052802

>>50052726
lol imagine having to introduce yourself like "hello i am pootin." might as well be brapmeister lmao

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AAPL chads rise up

>> No.50052805

>>50052691
Their agricultural industry was severely fucked so feeding their own people is difficult. On top of that, they can't buy oil from their biggest supplier anymore, because the supplier is busy invading them.

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>the tranny fears the profitable phoneposter

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Market crabbing again, TWU

>> No.50052822

>>50052759
Lol probably

>> No.50052823

Why do you idiots fall for meme stocks? Short the market. There will be a contraction Q2 and the market will shit, even if it does retarded pumps in between.

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>DXY surging

>> No.50052831

>>50052731
The global population is aging, causing inflation everywhere. The US is just inflating slower. Hyperinflation is a meme, these stagflationary periods have happened many times, it doesn't mean its the end of the US yet.

>> No.50052836

>>50052516
>on a normal day

>> No.50052838

>>50052810
Literally fucking how. The whole market was down 30%

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>>50052759
CMRX got deflated too. Its just the games ((they)) play to make you impatient and leave

>> No.50052863

I bought leaps on WEAT. The bond markets either fucking retarded or inflation is not over yet, or a bit of both

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>>50052838
>he doesn't know how to make money in a bear market

>> No.50052886

>>50052872
by gambling options?
options aren't assets

>> No.50052896

>>50052716
>It's a great day if you're short.
SPX literally kept crabbing.

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>>50052217
>GUCCI GUCCI LOUIS LOUIS FENDI FENDI PRADA
>THEM BASIC BITCHES WEAR THAT SHIT SO I DONT EVEN BOTHA

>> No.50052905

>>50052886
Buy Reverse ETFs you retard.
SOXS or SPXS are good examples.

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>>50052759
It hit $11.90 today and you didn't short it? lmao

>> No.50052917

>>50052810
teach me your ways sempai

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>>50052896
Where the fuck is the money going? Am I really expected to believe being in cash was the only play? IN A FUCJING INFLATIONARY MARKET? DURING THE HIGHEST INFLATIONARY MARKET IN HAN HISTORY? CASH WAS THE FUCKING PLAY? TELL ME
MORE ABOUT STRADDLES, /smg/. I NEED TO START MAKING MONEY!!!!!!

>> No.50052929

two and ten year treasury 3bps apart

>> No.50052938

>>50052872
Obviously I know about shorting, puts, etc. But I mean how did you anticipate this much of a loss?

>> No.50052946

>>50052917
inverse /smg/

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>>50052917
This, please help us. I’m begging you.

>> No.50052966
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>>50052623
CHOPA CHOPA CHOPA CHOPA CHOPA CHOPA CHOPA GRANDPA

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>crab day ends on exactly 0%

>> No.50052978

>>50052929
We going to inverse and spook the fuck out of everyone again?

>> No.50052997

>>50052712
israel is protected.

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>>50052886
kek, do you think hedge fund clients get mad when their fund traders use swaps and other derivatives to make money?
>YOU CANT JUST MAKE MONEY WITH HECKIN DERIVATIVES THEY'RE CHEATING, YOU NEED TO OWN REAL ASSETS OTHERWISE IT DOESNT COU-ACK

>> No.50053024

>>50052896

I'm up 40% shorting commodities: nat gas, metals, and miners.

>> No.50053038

>>50052978
Maybe, the ten decreased 11 bps and the two saw a 6 bps decrease. It would be the third inversion in the past few months, counting the intraday inversion a few weeks back.

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>>50052659
I wanna make out with spongebob if you know what i mean

>> No.50053049

>cnbc stream not working
Is this it lads? Is the market (and /smg/) kill?

>> No.50053051

Dubs decides what Im buying at closing bell

>> No.50053055

>>50052929
What does that mean

>> No.50053059

>>50053005
I mean the systems literally built to reward you for borrowing retarded amounts of money to buy assets, so you’re free to ignore faggots like that if you’re secure in your own financial IQ

>> No.50053066

>>50053024
heckin mannarino wants his money back

>> No.50053072

>>50052946
fair enough. /smg/ is usually chaos though and hard to read what the consensus is

>> No.50053075

It's going to exit just above the fucking yesterdays close line isn't it? Fucking making have to hold these sqqq bags god damn it

>> No.50053076

>>50053051
Short LI

>> No.50053078

>>50053055
Treasury yield gap between two and ten are narrowing

>> No.50053082

>>50053051
me

>> No.50053084

Why the fugg is wheat still down while oats and corn are having a field day?

>> No.50053103

No Canadian bank part of the big 6 has ever failed.

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>>50053084
>wheat
>oats
>corn
>field day

>> No.50053110

>>50053051
GAY SEX CHECK EM

>> No.50053112

why is aapl up

>> No.50053113

>>50053084
Because we feed the wheat to the bugs now idiot, now shut up and sell your wheat right now

>> No.50053119

>>50053041
Uh, Spongebob is male.

>> No.50053124

>>50053051
SNDL, then sell once it goes up a penny.

>> No.50053139

>>50053051
QQQ3

>> No.50053147
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>>50053051
All in on ARKK

>> No.50053173

>>50053147
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

>> No.50053175

>>50053051
siga

>> No.50053178

>>50053051
PGNY

>> No.50053179

>>50053076
>>50053147
Glad these didn't hit

>> No.50053182

>>50053051
FXF

>> No.50053188

>>50053112
Wall Street chads understand good goys will still buy the latest iPhone in September even if they can’t afford gas to drive to work

>> No.50053197

I am but a simple farmer tending to my theta.

>> No.50053202

>>50053051
NEGG

>> No.50053208

>>50053188
>implying they'll have jobs to go to in September.
Everybody is going to lose their fucking jobs.

>> No.50053211

>>50052954
Don't overthink it. He was just just 100% oil for this year.

>> No.50053230

>>50053051
NEGG or NUTX

>> No.50053238

>>50053051
HYG puts

>> No.50053241

>>50053051
A big tiddy black shemale escort :9

>> No.50053242

This is the worst day in the stock market in like... 20 years

>> No.50053262

>>50053241
You can buy those on the market? What's the ticker?

>> No.50053263

>>50053211
if he was 100% oil he would have gone down at some points

>> No.50053265

>>50053051
siga and gme

>> No.50053266

>>50053051
BYND

>> No.50053268

Is Wall Street trying to make a Roller Coaster Tycoon coaster with the market today? Genuine question.

>> No.50053270

>>50053238

my mans doing it right ;)

>> No.50053276

>>50053051
SQQQ Calls

>> No.50053278
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50053278

>>50053051

>> No.50053284

>>50052905
ETFs aren't assets
>>50053005
derivatives aren't assets

>> No.50053285

>>50053266
Fuck me

>> No.50053297

>>50053262
Sorry bro but that is a secret that only very few are privy to :(
First you need to get acquainted with these things in the real world, and after a few years you might get some insight into this shady world :)
Hmm, maybe I am gonna buy myself a nice one today

>> No.50053302

>>50053051
SOXL for the lols

>> No.50053306

RIP SIGA

>> No.50053308

>>50053051
>>50053266
embrace the onions

>> No.50053311
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>>50053268
>he doesn't know

>> No.50053314
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50053314

CLOSING DUMP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50053328

>>50053268
I think it's just a sign that this market is running low on steam. The higher energy costs have the boys at the corner of wall and broad running the motor at half power and it's just not enough to give it good steam pressure for a solid pump.

>> No.50053334

quite the mr snib day

>> No.50053348

What is Mr. Spys problem?

>> No.50053350

>>50053311
I want off Mr. Powell's Wild Ride

>> No.50053354

>>50053051
TQQQ calls

>> No.50053355
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>>50053208
And that is a good thing.

>> No.50053357

>>50053005
>do you think hedge fund clients get mad when their fund traders use swaps and other derivatives to make money?
no, natural hedges are less flexible

>> No.50053365

>>50052217
Kreayshawn > Lil Debbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

>> No.50053367 [DELETED] 

>>50053051
You close all your positions and put everything into silver.

>> No.50053369
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>>50053334

>> No.50053375

>>50053208
And that's where we come in bro

>> No.50053378

what's the difference between USO and OIL?

>> No.50053379
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Is the market really going to close flat after all that? LMFAO

>> No.50053384
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50053384

The siga chart is a beautifully textbook "greater fool" pattern. Wew.

>> No.50053386
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50053386

>already making money on my SIGA short

>> No.50053396

>>50052289
People like to shit on RH but it is far and away the best UI in the game. No one else comes close. I have open accounts on Webull, Fidelity, TDA and Schwabb and RH kills them all in ease of use and real time stats. They're good but not as good on a computer. If you absolutely must view charts and do research/TA on your brokerage platform it's trash but why would you need that? Use trading view and yahoo finance like a big boy. Anyone who shits on Robinhood is either a GME retard or has never really used the platform

>> No.50053398

>>50053379
Flat like my prospects of a latinagf

>> No.50053400
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>>50053051
>>50053367
This

>> No.50053403

Sold all my SIGA at a loss. Fuck this.

>> No.50053407

>>50053266
Beyond Gains. It's time to think about using your portfolio to lose money.

>> No.50053419

Paid tomorrow lads

60% in developed ex uk
20% ftse100
20% emerging markets

Let's dump today so I can pump on Monday

>> No.50053422

>>50053398
Its not that hard to get a Latina gf just be White and be handsome. Its that easy.

>> No.50053430

>>50053419
>monday

>> No.50053439

giga retard tourist here, normally trade shitcoins. I'm all cashed up since January but I was thinking of peeling off a bit and leverage shorting stonks for a few months as I think Q3 is going to be another slaughterfest. It's just a small cheeky bet so I can feel alive again, I don't care too much of I'm wrong or get liq'd or whatever. Is SQQQ fine to hold over a time horizon like this (2-3 months probably) or are there better instruments to be shorting with?

>> No.50053449

>>50053403
Serves you right for consorting with gays

>> No.50053452

>>50053419
Home bias is real and hurts you.

>> No.50053461
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50053461

This market might be completely fraudulent

>> No.50053462

How long do you think we have until the bull market resumes? I'd say 3 years due to the perfect storm we're in.

>>50052289
Why are you trading on your phone? Just use a normie broker

>>50052317
Normies have ADD. It's why mobile apps for retail investors have gotten so popular in recent years.

>> No.50053463
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50053463

>SPY flat
>SOXL down 7.5%

sasuga

>> No.50053471

>>50053452
yet most yanks are 100% in American junk

>> No.50053484
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50053484

What corporations have fertility drugs in their portfolio?

>> No.50053494

>>50053471
as opposed to EU junk? The only other country I would invest in is China, but they regularly screw over foreign investors.

>> No.50053496

>>50053463
Yeah, but NRGU's also down 13.5%

>> No.50053499
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50053499

Do not buy stocks until the Fed stops hiking.
Until they pause, every bounce will be sold. If they start easing again you go all in with leverage. Or no leverage. Or some leverage.

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>>50053422
This.

>> No.50053506

Who the hell is still buying SOXL?

>> No.50053509

>>50053439
SQQQ until Wall St fags jump off buildings

>> No.50053510

>>50053484
Someone is thinking ahead.

>> No.50053516

>>50053378
Uso: ETF tracks front month WTI future
OIL: ETN tracks Barclays TR WTI index
Besides that, nothing important

>> No.50053517

>>50053419
Why? The 100 It consistently underperforms the 250.

I'm putting my eggs into Australian commodities. I predict a boom time with the West decoupling but China continuing to buy Australian anyway.

>>50053452
>FTSE100
>Home bias

>> No.50053518

>>50053496
damn its down over half from the start of the month. crazy how much oil companies are dumping despite how high oil prices are right now
(I know nrgu is leveraged but still)

>> No.50053532

>>50053396
I don't use robinhood, but I love it. As someone once put it, "Robinhood's customers are the product." I love that they lure in pissy #OccupyWallStreet nu males with a name like Robinhood, and in reality, they pioneered the business model of turning retail traders into a commodity. Any company that covertly punishes stupidity is based in my book.

>> No.50053536
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50053539
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>>50052810
Freal bra

>> No.50053548

>>50053499
Wait.
Are you saying that it is possibly not...
Priced in?

>> No.50053553

Should I cut my Tesla puts or hold them overnight?

>> No.50053558
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>>50053517
because this year so far it has outperformed thanks to oil. I will likely start to sell it off once we exit the recession but the energy price caps are going higher in October so I want to profit off my fellow brits (hopefully the brown skin ones) dying to the cold

>> No.50053574

>>50053516
thanks

>> No.50053579

>>50053539
its funny because you learned a strat from "usac chad" but then dont bother to explain any of your tactics you just post your robinhood screenshots

>> No.50053588

how do I buy dollars with my dollars?

>> No.50053591

Will inflation be higher or lower than expected?

>> No.50053597

>>50053484
>>50053510

PGNY is fertility insurance.

But a drug maker or in vitro fertlity tech is a good thought as well.

>> No.50053598

>>50052317
>the majority
That's exactly it. Everyone thinks they're in the super-smart minority. So everyone feels that allure to give it a try

>> No.50053609

>>50053588
UUP

>> No.50053611
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Oh no bobros, GDP is worse than expected , they're going to stop the rate hikes and let the economy do well again, I just DRS'd my puts yesterday

>> No.50053616

>>50053516
USOI the best.

>> No.50053617

>>50053553
I got some TSLA puts too, so I'm going to fish, you can cut bait and then at least one of us will win.

>> No.50053629

>>50053591
The fed has to say lower, or else.

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>>50053588
Bonds, duh.

>> No.50053640

>>50053611
they cant we're at 8.6% inflation they cannot kick the can down the road any more

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>>50053611
>they're going to stop the rate hikes and let the economy do well again

Is that what Mumus are dreaming of? qe until the end of time?

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Phew what a trading day, lads. Time for a beer to calm down.

>> No.50053654

>>50053553
are you asking this on an anonymous mongolian image board

>> No.50053656

>>50053646
Oh it'll be the end of something alright.

>> No.50053669

WOW WHAT A DAY
we were getting worried in the office today that spy had fallen a dollar at the low point. we were starting to call off vacations with the families this summer.

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bobros how could this happen to us...

>> No.50053691

>>50053650
It actually is a weird day with 0 movement on SPY and QQQ with the Russell, treasuries, energy, SOXL, and DXY all going apeshit.

>> No.50053696

inb4 AH green

>> No.50053697

>>50053674
crabbing?

>> No.50053707

4 PM, what a shit boring day

>> No.50053709

>>50053588
short another currency

>> No.50053711

>>50053674
>thinking this volatile shit pit mess of a chart is worth celebrating over

>> No.50053717
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50053717

What the fuck does this mean?

>> No.50053729
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50053729

DING DING DING DING
How do you do today /SMG/?

>> No.50053732

>>50053717
You took out a loan

Pay it back

>> No.50053734

>>50053691
>Dxy going up
>Treasury yields going down
I thought they moved together.
>>50053717
you've done fucked up

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>>50053691
I eeked a few dollars out of SQQQ but, yeah, crabing market is never fun. Fucking Algos.

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50053736

>The Dow closed green
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT, BOBO IS A STINKY NIGGER, AND HITS PUTS ARE EXPIRING WORTH-LESSSSSS

>> No.50053740

>>50053717
Looks like you're getting margin called

>> No.50053741

What a shit day. My sqqq better print tomorrow.

>> No.50053744

>>50053717
means pay debtns

>> No.50053745

>>50053717
It means you fucked up.

>> No.50053747

What a shitty day to trade stocks

>> No.50053750

>>50053403
i wanna do that with my oil

>> No.50053751

>>50053717
RING RING MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.50053753

>>50053732
I can’t

>> No.50053772
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>>50053646
>the Fed will march in and save us!

The mumus will learn eventually

>> No.50053777

>>50053729
I started the day with a $27k account. I was up $3k. I'm now down $12k.

>> No.50053778

>>50053753
were you shorting or longing?

>> No.50053781

>>50053732
Based Boomer.

>> No.50053782

>>50053717
Time to contact your local democrat representative and ask for loan forgiveness

>> No.50053793

Oil stocks look like they're falling off a cliff

>> No.50053803
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>>50053729
+.54%
FOOD is doing well to help me beat the market!

>> No.50053806

>>50053729
I got raped by a USAC scam call center from India that were shilling it yesterday

>> No.50053814

>>50053782
I am beginning my presidential campaign with a promise: An income tax holiday, forever.

>> No.50053826

>>50053646
>>50053772
>This one high T dude 50 years ago giga hiked, Jerome Powell will too"
Jerome is barely holding himself together as it is and is already going to face the blame if we go into a recession, along with Biden and the dems who currently own his ass. bobo's also forget debt to gdp was a light 25 percent then, when its well over 125 percent and counting now. We can't handle more rate hikes, the show is over. They won't even solve inflation.

>> No.50053827

>>50053579
I'll share. I have no problem sharing. Basically I look for stocks with high dividend yield but low volume. USAC is king. CAPL and SUN have made me regular money. There's a list I watch of others including KNOP, VIA, DKL, GPP, HEP, EBF. it's all based around the exdividend date. You buy calls at the low a month occasionally 2 months before the exdivie date with you calls expiring around the same time. Doesn't matter too much if it's a week before or after. Sell your calls close to exdivie or before and buy puts with a dte 1month after the exdivie date. Ride the puts down and reload calls one or 2 months prior to the next exdivie date.

Timing is the reason this market is so tricky. Playing the dividend swings basically solves the timing riddle for you. All those dips you see on my 1yr chart are me trying deviate from my strat and buying high volume shit when I believe it is going to move a certain direction. If I had stuck with the thesis I'd be approaching 200k.

>> No.50053832

>>50053717
Just close your app and don't pick up the phone bro, it's fine

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>>50053803
>MFW I'm a feeder and said fuck it, I'm making a fatfolio and it's working compared to my garbage ass tech picks

>> No.50053842

>>50053777
Good job. You are a true acolyte of /smg/

>> No.50053845

>>50053717
Just tell them to remind you later, not like there's any point trading now the markets closed anyway.

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Quick John Rocker is banned post lewd Miko!

>> No.50053867

I am a cypto and shiny rock retard
how do I fix this

>> No.50053876

>>50053860
Can Japs stop censoring their porn? The little black bars look silly.

>> No.50053879

>>50053729
Down .2%. I hope to god my sqqq prints tomorrow

>> No.50053878

>>50053717
Delete the app and redownload. Should be fine.

>> No.50053886

GREEN!
another green day. hurr durr muh bear market

>> No.50053890

>>50053867
What do you know about semiconductors, oil, and gay sex?

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>>50053833
You feel it too baswd architect. LONGing FAT growth was such a great decision. Squeezing these Fat fucking divies.

>> No.50053901

>>50053827
thanks for the info, seems like it takes some lucky timing but overall good logic

>> No.50053913

what a shit fucking day

>> No.50053916

Oil company stocks look so bearish right now on their daily charts

>> No.50053924

I find it hilarious that rocker is now banned like 90% of the time now due to him refusing to stop avatarfagging

>> No.50053944

>>50053924
Was it avatarfagging? I thought it was some other reason.

>> No.50053948

>>50053890
very little

>> No.50053968

>>50053913
I hear ya, i was up 15 grand and ended up losing 6.

>> No.50053975

>>50053901
Well it works until it doesn't also. It's never going to be 100% successful but since I started playing in Dec when Yousack Chad shilled it, I have made at least 3x on each upswing and 2x on each downswing. CAPL and SUN follow the same pattern but SUN swings with oil also. The only other thing that has regularly worked for me is buying the day of FOMC and riding it up briefly then buying puts on stuff the week before FOMC before shit falls

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God damn what a shitty day
What a shitty week, month, year, life
Later today, there's a food truck with good stuff parking near my place, so I have that to look forward to
After that, literally nothing...

>> No.50053994
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Daily reminder only glowies post using anime girls. Avoid getting involved with stocks shilled by anime girls.

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>>50053994

>> No.50054015
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>>50053993
Try being sober while coping and seething during stock market hours with nothing to wind down with after except waiting for the market to open the next day.

>> No.50054017

David Soxl has some splainin to do.

>> No.50054034

>>50053948
Then you're in the right company, because people here invest in all of those with leverage and have no clue what they're doing.

>> No.50054038
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>>50053994
Damn glowil nigger boomers telling poor unsuspecting anon too buy total market indexes instead of getting heem'd into the Great Depression on overly risky uneducated leverage plays.

>> No.50054063

>>50054031
NEW BREAD, DAILY REMINDER AVOID CUTE ANIME GIRL POSTERS

>>50054031
NEW BREAD, DAILY REMINDER AVOID CUTE ANIME GIRL POSTERS

>>50054031
NEW BREAD, DAILY REMINDER AVOID CUTE ANIME GIRL POSTERS

>>50054031
NEW BREAD, DAILY REMINDER AVOID CUTE ANIME GIRL POSTERS

>>50054031
NEW BREAD, DAILY REMINDER AVOID CUTE ANIME GIRL POSTERS

>> No.50054077

>>50054038
As long as the economy is debt based, borrowing stupid amounts of money to put on ultra risky plays is always the right step.

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>>50053994
Knew that asmb ladies dude was a glowie

>> No.50054106
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ASMB stock ladies!

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>> No.50054151

>>50054127
based youtube poster

>> No.50054171

>>50054127
>>50054151
This is how we drive up engagement. Which is really needed after this brutal crash.

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>>50054106
!!!!

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>>50053729
Being bored in /cashgang/. Price action is suggesting short might be the play to wait for here but i don't know. Widgets don't either. They say wait and see.

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>>50053729
+0.36%