/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50049687
the nann bread is natures plate

SIGA sissies what are we selling at? I set my sell order to $14.

>>50049698
>thread with picture of degenerate Jewess
I see /smg/ is going back to its roots

>Pays for your abortion

Ze bugs will eat ze WEAT and zen you shall eat ze bugs

Pooping rn

>>50049773
>that dad and daughter stance
yjk

GDXJ calls a month or two out, brainless play

Where are we closing today?

>>50049806
I can’t wait to take a big ol bite of my giant grasshopper burger

>>50049814
>dad and daughter stance
>not the dog and daughter stance
You just know...

Market has gone too low on a day where Powell spoke, now we pump.

>>50049773
>husky and white daughter
You just know...

>>50049698
Thank you based goddess

>>50049847
Is that Razzlekhan?

Man you guys have been using the past couple weeks to load up on oil stocks right? Some of these are back to where they were in December, except oil is $110 and NEVER going back down

>>50049870
I am all in oct XOM calls

white women would prefer dogs to us

>>50049844
She has that smug look on her face
>yeah I just gave my dog hepatitis

>>50049817
>GDXJ
gdxj sucks dont even mess with it

I can't find any good trades that aren't scalps

>>50049891
True.

>>50049773
Based keeping the nigger and spic populations in check all we need is a wall to keep the baby boom from red states out.

Friendly reminder to everyone ITT.

We are officially entering a recession on Friday. You've been warned, your market is going to get fucked, and you've best be preparing yourself for what is about to cum.

>>50049870
I got some but my slurping monies was limited.

>>50049891
Speak for yourself faggot, I’m competing with horses for the white womans attention

>>50049919
>what is about to cum.
white women, sleeping with their dogs

>>50049919
Haven't you heard it's already been priced in.

>>50049844
Reminder, the meme was originally "All women fuck dogs"

Until a certain Group came here and changed the discourse

>>50049870
>NEVER going back down
Oil will go down when the economic slow down is announced. Friday we officially enter a recession and basically during times of economic slow down energy takes a hit, everything takes a hit.

PRICED
IN

Shemitah is the most Yiddish term I've heard in my life.
Bearish (comfortably) until September.

getting rich shorting this fake market :)

>>50049955
Checked. But why Friday? What happens on that day Anon? le sell-of into the weekend meme?

>>50049773
This guy married Kimberly Guilfoyle wow

You just know...

>>50049919
Recession starts tomorrow when inflation and job report are issued.

Any of you ever microdose psilocybin caps before? I been doing it occasionally and can't tell if I'm overrating the experience or not.

>Carnival — Shares of the cruise line operator fell more than 14% after Morgan Stanley cut its price target on the stock roughly in half and said it could potentially go to zero
>could go to zero
>CCL
>ZERO

HOW DO I START INVESTING IN DISTRESSED DEBT???

>>50049949
latins fuck horses
white women fuck dogs
asians eat bats after fucking them
black women fuck apes

SIGA sissies we can’t break 11 :(

I think this confirms the downtrend back to $9

>>50049995
Are you trying to cure your depression?

>>50049995
I take Lion's Mane instead. I found psilocybin to make me too fuzzy. Rather just trip balls on my days off.

You have 10 days to sell all your investments.
War on Europe is about to begin along with the collapse of the financial market.
You have been warned

im long AMD

>>50049998
Wrong, all women are getting fucked by Bobo right now.

>>50050016
Yuros being a battlefield again is bullish for American equities.

>>50049996
>pt of $0

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes at this

I got some french vanilla icecream from publix and it's really good

>>50050053
This

>>50050003
Somewhat, and anxiety. I wouldn't say my depression is severe but certain thought patterns do lead me into ruts. Also a general apathy on most days but honestly a good part of that could just have to do with my current job.
>>50050012
Yeah I can't deal with intense highs anymore it's just too much

>>50049995
I was experimenting with it last summer but ran out of shrooms. What do you mean overrating the experience? What has your experience been?

>>50049773
>>50049912
^ This. Red states can gloat all they want about about "le great Californian exodus." In less than 20 years they'll be the ones desperately clawing at our door when they're overrun with nogs raised by single moms.

Markets with no liquidity in them are so fucking boring lmao

>>50050053
It's kind of hilarious how America is bankrupting Europe and buying their shit up as if it were their enemy Russia doing it.

>>50050076
Sir, I think you mean FREEDOM vanilla

>>50050078
>WWIII goes hot FINALLY
>USA dicks around with maybe some Lend Lease kinda shit
>Swoops in during the 4th quarter and declares victory again
God, I love this country.

Nooooo my heckin SOXS gains

Should I use my 5k cash + margin to buy 100 shares of AMD and sell covered calls? I am bullish on AMD long term but I am worried about a 25% drawdown(to about $56) from here

>>50050115
US military is already quickly reaching the point where it won't even be able to defend itself without a draft 25% of the recruitment quota for the year and thats with axing pretty much any fitness requirement. You can even serve with HIV so that when you get shot and your buddy is trying to save your ass he gets it too.

>>50050112
lmao

>>50050099
Been pretty good feel like there's quite a few positives among my mood, habits, and general outlook. Pretty good. Maybe even more energy especially when I eat good stuff and not a bunch of garbage.

>>50050016

The Zbigniew playbook has failed so yes this is the dangerous period where they might do smth crazy. Going long defense stocks not a terrible idea.

>>50050154
Thanks but it's not that funny
You can keep your ass

>>50050142
Sell a put and you get paid to buy it at a lower price, or even just sell an at the money put for Friday and at least you'll collect the premium and still get to buy at the current price

>>50050153
You say that like there is anything wrong with that you bigot.

>>50050153
Right, that's why we join the party when it's almost over. It's just how we roll.

>DXY rocketing upwards

>>50050153
we could just turn trannies into suicide bombers

>>50050000
Checked. 11 breached.

Captcha:88STD

SIGA sissies, I sold

>>50049727
$100. A pandemic is inevitable. They were just waiting for sodomy month to be over before announcing it.

I realise I'm probably asking people who are too biased in "the other direction" but what do you fags think about the likelihood of fiat currency (including and especially the dollar) dying through hyperinflation?
If you think it's possible and are still in stonks, are you thinking of exiting before the herd gets out and coming away with a fat packet?
And I agree a series of events that kill the dollar may not happen for a long time still, but don't you at least keep the possibility of it happening somewhere in mind?

BEAR MARKET IS OVER

>>50050216
Buy order set for $8.80

>>50050216
Your screenshot would have been cooler if you had "B9BC3CFA-70C8-415E-A965-04CB81398D53.jpg" as the selected file.

>>50050115
China will use this as an opportunity to invade Taiwan. After this comes the invasion of the United States. After China successfully invaded the U.S, all amerimutts will join the uyghur slaves in cotton picking.

>>50050197
NOOOOO MY HECKING MONEY PRINTER JEROME MY HECKIN OIL CONSUMPTION JEROME MORE STIMMYSSSSS

>>50050197
and this is with treasuries being bought up like hot cakes

BOTY BROS OUR TIME HAS COME

>>50050075
>he doesn’t know about GM

This is what a peak financial physique looks like. You may not like it, but it is

>>50050115
>WWIII goes hot

It's dumping again
Is this finally the big one?

>>50050304
I said hot, not trans.

I got scammed by the USAC jews

>>50050186
I have a margin account with tdameritrade but it doesn’t look like they let you use cash + margin for put collateral

yup financially ruined fr this time

>>50050357
Luckily they don’t take credit score into account when selling you the options

There are literally no trades to be made that isn't scalping right now.

>>50050301
how the hell haven't we blown up already?

>>50050373
The trick is to be mentally prepared to go homeless. If I lose everything, fuck it. Looks like I'm camping for a few years. Sounds fun.

>>50050331
I hope so

>you need 25k in an account in order to daytrade
lmao why?

>>50050429
the same reason you can't buy lottery tickets with credit cards

>>50049773
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele.jpg

Red, red as far as the eye can see...

The dollar milkshake schizos are going to end up being right, aren't they?

>>50050386
She was meant to be used as a living fleshlight.

>>50050041
it go down

>>50050429
Wouldn't want the goyim to accidentally get richer.

>>50050429
It's for your own good.

>>50050429
asked in the last thread. thoughts and opinions on spread betting exchanges like ig? looks too good to be true.

>>50050456
It’s not schizo it’s literally been fact for like 15 years, the dollar got overstretched in 2008 and bailed out with tax payer money

>the dollar keeps going up in my country, seem like the fastest price rise is happening right now
>if I invest in foreign stock markets, gains could be eaten by future losses of the dollar
>local stock market seems kinda overpriced
>properties are mostly overpriced, and even though I can still find some cheap stuff, I don't know how to do research on them, plus there is a lot of illegal shit going on
I have no idea what to do. I don't know shit about economy, I only know the very basics of investing but I have little to none experience, and the few things I've tried tell me I suck at it.
any suggestions?

>>50050016
>this FUD
So you’re telling me we are bottoming out and inflation is peaked? Smug bobo posting is one thing, but when doom posters show up it usually means a pump is incoming.

SPY can't bust through 380. Its over.

>>50050354
Dummy. What did you and when I sold my calls yesterday for a +3×. Reloaded this morning for half the price I sold them for. Should be able to get another +2x by expiration. Thank God and the jews for these swings it's money over money

>>50050526
Pay off debt and invest in a crabby divi stock.

>>50050527
Yeah this constant doom shilling is biggest buy signal I've seen all year

>>50050567
EVERYTHING IS DOOMED
SPY GOING TO ZERO
pls buy my bags…

>>50050383
As far as they’re concerned I have 1.5m liquid net worth and am extremely experienced with derivatives

Ruh roh

>>50050554
>debt
I have none

>invest in a crabby divi stock.
isn't that like getting back your own money?

>>50050526
thinking about making a new thread...

>>50050567
Lol most retarded thing I have read all year. What does the market have to look forward to right now you stupid dumb fuck?

>>50050604
tamiflu enjoyers pls fuck off

>-64% for the year so far

>>50050607
>Ukraine War ending
>China opening back up
>Biden getting out of office
>Supply chain getting unfucked
Make sure you only buy at market peaks when everything is going great

>>50050567
>>50050587
Shemitah shenanigans

>>50050607
PRICED
IN

>>50050632
please sir can we finish this year with a crumb of a bull run please....just enough to get by

>>50049866
lil debbie

I think it's safe to say if apple misses earnings this quarter the market is going to 0.

>>50050632
Not bad friend. If you can do a -50% next year, it shows that you're demonstrably improving.

>>50049870
uh i tried to by the bottom of NRGU when it was 318 but my limit buy didnt go through at close - then it went up 100 points in the next 3 days, i buy oil yesterday and fkn lose $500. fkn bullshit - i should buy this dip? shit is fkn makin me miserable and unable to do anything but get angrier.

>>50050632
based. same here. it will take us like 600% to get back to neutral :)

>>50050651
lol lmfao

>>50050526
btw, is it a good time to invest in commodities?

>>50050651
Oh wow so maybe just 2 years from now we might have something to look forward to. Kek what retarded baby dick energy you got there and IQ.

I will hold SQQQ until the Q2 GDP release inevitably shows a contraction or until everything crashed and burns.

>>50050651
coiners actually believe this

you are not too late to FOMO SIGA here at 11.24

OooooooOoooooooOoooo

>>50050741
Nothing quite confirms an investment thesis like an anime poster who sounds 15 raging at the thought of it

>>50050755
I FOMOd in at $13 and got instantly cucked by the WHO.

>>50050604
Looks homophobic

>>50050785
they just reconvened
in case you missed it
https://fortune.com/2022/06/29/monkeypix-emergency-committee-reconvened-by-who-due-to-evolving-situation/
>June 29, 2022 10:52 AM EDT
The World Health Organization will reconvene an emergency committee on monkeypix due to the "evolving situation," Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said Wednesday—this coming after the organization declared Saturday that the virus wasn't an international public health emergency "at present."
"They advised that I should reconvene them quickly based on the evolving situation, which I will do," Adhanom Ghebreyesus said at a press availability, adding that the virus is potentially poised to "move into high-risk groups including children, the immunocompromised, and pregnant women."
"We are starting to see this with several children already infected," he said.
they were supposed to possibly reconvene in 21 days. didn't even make it 4 days before realizing they fucked up

>>50050739
Only if you can take physical delivery I have 80,000 pounds of lean hogs sitting in a Chicago warehouse. I'm biding my time.

siga getting pozzed

>>50050604
Dude... Unless you're having gay sex in some club this disease is literal who shit

>>50050799
is there a /mpg/ equivalent of /cvg/ on /pol/? i'm betting there is.
/cvg/ - a billion dead by july 2020

I think we need to retest 381 again just to be sure

>>50050820
Doesn’t meat go bad? Have you checked on them in a while?

>>50050839
US just ordered 300k vaccines, now why would they order 1000x the reported cases? its already a pandemic

>>50050778
War in Ukraine ending within 2 years is the only reasonable thing listed but it will be replaced with Taiwan being invaded by China and China still being closed off. Enjoy your miserable laundry list of fake and gay predictions your market "thesis" is based on.

Oil bros, this is all so tiresome

>>50050878
Does this necessitate a need for more stimmies?

>>50050876
What are you, the warehouse manager trying to sell me one of the refrigeration units instead? No thanks, I know an upsell when I see one.

>>50050932
most likely, everything is going to -50-75% before that tho

what the fuck, my TSLA puts are getting fucked. How did this shit just go ((rocket ship emojee)) strait up? I fucking ((diamond emojee)) ((hands emojee)) faggots are ruining my good day!!!! Gookfu told me to have a good day and these faggots are ruining it!!!!!

>>50050932
No. Absolutely no more free money, leech.

Guys I'm thinking about quitting my job, liquidating all of my stocks and other investments to cash, and just doing nothing until the money runs out. Then, I'll swim out into the ocean until I can't make it back...

>>50050839
All it takes is for the infected tissues to get in you, one way or another, for you to be infected.

>>50050968
Stimmies are the only way to fix inflation.

>>50050929
oil bros not like that

>>50050976
Why would you want to drown as your way out? Seems fucking horrible especially out in the middle of the ocean where you'll slowly die of exhaustion/dehydration first

>>50051004
Print more money to fight the problem created by printing more money?

Somebody get this man a cabinet position!

>>50050929
>June 9th
>Oil plummets another 15% after he says that
Fuck the curse really is real

>>50051004
No you stupid dick head stimmie helped cause the inflation. How much of a nigger do you have to be to benefit from just roughly 3k a year?

>>50050980
so it can be avoided by not fucking men in the ass?

>>50050976
Can I come with you? I already quit.

>>50050929
>>50051024
Something in the inventory reports or is this DXY strength hitting WTI?

OHHH SIGA SWEATIES

>>50051074
Nope.

>>50051074
I'm surprised that all of /smg/ doesn't have it yet then.

>>50050960
>retraces up $5 from todays bottom
>puts getting fucked
Oof and yikes pilled

Cashgang bros, it's over...

>>50051004
unironically correct. bring it down.

>dat god candle on SIGA
rip all the retards who got shaken out LMAO

>>50051004
>>50051044
This is literally what Maine and California are doing. "Inflation relief" checks, up to 1k or thereabouts.

>>50051074
wait the faggots fuck each other in the ass? I thought they docked their penises one inside the other.

Hope you guys are ready for a year of red and a decade of yellow.

>>50050546
u buying calls for another week, then time for puts?

DXY is going fucking retard mode and someone’s gonna get hurt

>>50051030
Seems like fun, and I like seeing the fish. I'll wear goggles
>>50051080
No. I don't want company. You'll just make me self conscious

>>50050880
Those are just examples but basically anything could trigger a pump at this point. Every media source is crying recession right now to get the last few people to capitulate. Sentiment is basically bottomed out to the point people are saying ww3 is imminent and the financial system is going to fail so it's hard to imagine how it can do anything but improve from here.

>>50051147
>anything could trigger a pump
Yeah how real and not gay have the pumps been so far?

What a shitty fucking day in the stock market

>>50051086
>the saudis are totally gonna produce more now
fud again

god SIGA just shot a massive pozzed load into my portfolio ugggggghhhhhh it's dripping out of me

Uh bros, where are the dick pics and monkey torture?

>>50051177
They will just use any excuse to liquidate us

>>50050546
You looking at July 15 or August 19?

>0 DTE puts printing again

>>50051074
Or absorbing respiratory secretions (so no oral sex or kissing allowed either)

>have done 3 day trades already
>HODL mode has been activated on my Robinhood

WHICH ONE OF YOU SOLD SIGA AT 10.60 THIS MORNING HAHAHAHA

>>50051249
so like every other day/month/year?

RECESSION

CANCELLED

>>50051260
Kek, I just dumped my SIGA. Price average of $10.72. Small gain but profit's profit

>>50051113
It’s not printed money. California has a surplus from taxing the fuck out of us on everything.

>>50051281
mong

What do you call this pattern?

>>50051004
No, more PPP loans are

>DXY going up
>Stocks going up
really makes ya think

>>50051294
The no one knows nothing.

You doomer retards banking on the markets collapsing realize it's not going to happen, right? Politicians and bankers know that they'd have their head on pikes if they let the system collapse right now, which is exactly why they won't let it happen. Instead they'll continue manipulating numbers and siphoning wealth like the parasites they've been for a century now. I'm all in on OIL

>>50051294
The efficient market

>>50051313
better get out of the dollar while you still can

>>50051313
How high do you think this thing can go? DXY is already at 20 year high

>>50051268
4U maybe

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE RUG PULLING!!!!!

>>50051259
Wait, they'll freeze your account for doing day trades? What's the rule here?

>>50051291
Been burned too many times holding for too long. SIGA isn't going to take off. Monkeeplague is a big nothingburger.

>>50051351
Exit pump

Oh boy do I love to liquidity at 381 SLUUUURRRPPP

>>50051351
Zoom out.

>>50051351
SOUR OR POWER?!?!?!?!?!?

>>50051287
That's the stupidest shit I have heard, inflation goes up with government spending regardless of surplus on taxes or not. You aren't avoiding the problem what so ever with that...

>>50051358
Only applies to poorfags (less than $25000).

>>50051351
that's the clue that eod is red

Whats going on with all the monkey stocks they are all going up right now. harharhar

>>50051395
Who decided to reconsider their decision from just a few days ago now that pride month is over.

>>50050390
Close call today. Fuckiign chop fest

Why are lean hogs the funniest commodity

If I hadn't accidentally sold my calls at the bottom, I would have $15k more than I have now, which is more than half what my account was this morning.

Convince me not to slurp BBBY.
I think Cohen's going to do something crazy.

>>50051417
a mans gotta eat

>>50051363
look how much treatment the WH ordered yesterday

Just sold all my SIGA

All Cramer had to do was keep his fucking mouth shut now oil is never going to recover

>>50051453
Reminder to hedge your personal grocery bill with BRKY.

>>50051417
Lean Hogs are actually going to outperform soon.

>>50051453
Man I love blue eyed red heads.

>NGRU down 10%
SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRP

Rest of today will be the exit pump for tomorrow's giga drop breaker

>>50051475
>BRKY
you can long brekkie now? cor

Chimerix gods..

>>50051453

Siga sissies
we back to $100
This was the IQ test shakeout

>>50051409
Kek, how they have any credibility left is beyond me.

>>50051453
HIGH TEST

>>50051531
I'm sure they care about your opinion.

>>50051448
How many companies does Cohen have his hands in? How many can he give attention to and successfully turn around?

IVE BEEN GOOOOOOONED

>>50051493
Why did oil dump so much today?

>>50051586
Okay groomer

We still buy close sell open?

Gay sex bros... I'm thinking we're back

REK
DRV

Comfy long term real estate crash plays. Everyone knows we are going into depression so now you just have to wait.

KEK REV BAGGIES

I think this supreme court ruling is setting up the perfect storm for the monkiepox explosion. Now that women aren't having sex with men, you know men are just going to have sex with each other. It's going to actually lead to a huge outbreak. You can thank Kavanaugh and Gorsuch for your Monkiepox gains.

>>50051598
They're trying to bury us.

>>50051671

>>50051712
>women aren't having sex with men
speak for yourself homo I'm having sex tonight

>>50051712
based if true.

>>50051712
>you know men are just going to have sex with each othe
What I get from reading this, is that you're a faggot.

Just woke up, what did Jerome say? Why are we crabbing?

I hope u retarded faggots also own CMRX too.

>>50051771
largard said high inflation is the new normal.

>>50051186
Liquidity is trash so gay Algos out to play

>>50051745
you will never be a woman

>>50049698
>>50049847
Who is this unbelievably hot slut? She looks like she has a really nice meaty pussy

>>50051712
>He thinks women will just stop having sex
Kek'd

>>50051786
Then why is gold down

>>50050976
i did this in 2016 and the money ran out in 2020 so i got covid gibs and then that ran out and now im debtmaxxing to the max
i really wonder what fate the cards have in store for me next

>>50051771
The Fed has adopted a new dual mandate of climate justice and racial justice. Unemployment and inflation will end next quarter like Epstein's clients: in the teens.

rate
gonna ride it to $0 I think

>vp to euro commission saying winter is going to be a total clusterfuck but it'll be ok because solidarity and some other gay shit
sell everything

>>50051798

>>50051815
Don't take this as an insult or anything, as I am curious: Why do you continue?

>>50051801
People who actually believe this are clinically retarded. Women need their sin holes stuffed. This is all a narrative. Only a virgin would believe a whore could stop being a whore over night.

>>50051745
Trannys will never be women only mentally ill freaks

>>50051821
Fed is now saying that inflation is permanent. Pivot is imminent.

https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-outlook-jerome-powell-price-hikes-permanent-federal-reserve-policy-2022-6

>>50051380
Yes to (((protect))) traders from risk

>>50051821
I hate how much all these institutions are putting emphasis on climate change, it's incredibly dystopian considering their solutions boil down to regular people lpwering their standards of living
It could just be for the birds and won't lead to anything but still

>>50051797
>>50051873

she has a pussy and I have a dick. sorry to ruin your fantasies.

>>50051901
mmmm neopussy. I hope you enjoy shit smelling leaking holes

>>50051882
>inflation is permanent
Has been for a century now

>>50051901
Fr, tho. Anytime anyone mentions having sex on this board everyone assumes they’re gay or a tranny. What is the likelihood of this? There’s probably a handful of gay men that visit this board. Trannies only come here to troll us. I for one believe I’m not the only one that isn’t a straight incel ITT.

>China has 3T$ reserves
>USA experiencing inflation
What would happen if China would inject ⅔ of those reserves back into US?

>>50051834
Buy a real company next time

aaaaand we're going back down

>>50051933
now looks like this

Last chance to buy GAYSEX stocks. Pride month is about to end.

This market is actually ass cancer squared to trade, ong fr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50050604
Dr Congo thinks he’s btfo’ing white countries with monkie pox. Wait until the gibs are cut back to Ebolaland because the money is needed for sick whites people.

>>50051843
She's perfect

This market is making me consider to take up drinking. This shit is so mind numbingly boring to watch it move sideways but you have to be an autist otherwise you'll miss out on the trades that give you large profits.

How long till S&P 500 is back to 4000?

>>50052016
it's kreyshawn and lil deb

thank fuck for low volatility

Where do you buy your stonks (non US goys)?
What's the best mobile apps? Robin hood? Webull? Public?

>>50052059
September 9th 2022

>>50051967
All for a meme flu

>>50052062
will u stop posting this disgusting degenerate?

Welp...
Here comes the big dump

>>50052102
sure no problem

>>50050429
you need 2 million to open a bank

anybody using TDameritrade? did i do this covered call right? i havn't done a covered call in 3 years and forgot how to set it up

>>50052062
Keep posting this cutie

DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT

>>50051954
Absolutely nothing. That's the thing with inflation. It's pissing into ocean of piss.

>>50052106
Digits and we close green for no particular reason

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY DUMPED EARLY I REPEAT THEY ARE 15 MINUTES EARLY

WE WANT A DUMPER, NOT A PILLOW HUMPER

Did /biz really long stocks today? This dump was very predictable, and we're not even close to being done bleeding.

>>50052150
Drilling to cash out before the horrific news tomorrow.

>>50052086
Who told you?

>>50052159
Watch and learn

>>50052106
>>50052135
They knew what they were getting into when they bought those ETFs.

I say let 'em crash.

>>50051846
i live in a really beautiful place and enjoy going out into nature

>>50051798
pretty sure its kreayshawn

This thread has been up for 2 hours lamo /smg/ is officially dead

>>50052150
>>50052168
Boy am I glad to be short the market right now
Go all in SOXS boys.

>>50052187

Some people deserve to lose their money

>>50052159
>dump
>we're still above bottom for today, inside the channel
I'm a bobo but I think you're retarded.

>>50052217
>>50052217
>>50052217
new
>>50052217
>>50052217
>>50052217
new

HI HO, HI HO, OFF THE CLIFF WE GO

>>50052029
she's hot in a trashy way. Don't take up drinking.. I'm going to go on a break, shit is poison

>diversify folio
>there's always one stock that just fuckin shits like a piece of shit and drags the entire thing down with it
>would be better off just being all in on my AAAs

>>50050429
just open a cash account u pleb

>>50051123
Indeed

>>50051229
July for calls. Aug expirqtion will be puts. Then after that you gotta wait a month for the Oct dte calls

>>50049847
lil debbie,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwhnEbT82dM

>>50052126
TDA is convoluted as shit. I use TDA only for longterm holds and do all my options trading on RH

>ctrl f SOXL
>no matches

The worst day for the stock market in over 40 years...

>>50053586
God damn I got chopped up for big losses today. Did so well avoiding being a retard. O well, I’m going all in Sept 220p and then forgetting my password.