/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50043301
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,155.942B, 96P = 22.458B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,213.784B, 97P = 22.823B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

off i go avatar fagging again weee

>>50043333
witnessed

>today is Wednesday?
>is Wednesday today?

Is there any hope for MOASS to happen?
>inb4 guaranteed, 2 weeks
if the hedge funds have infinite liquidity to short?

lets roll for the next hype-date. Best digits decide which day we hype next.
I'll start: 07.01.2022 because why the fuck not?

>>50043368
Yes

Kek diluted baggies
Ryan just diluted the float up to 100mm shares
All that work DRSing undone in a single day
kek baggies

>>50043384
TRUST IN COHEN ALLAH ACKBAR

>>50043349
Oh lordy, big chungus is coming. Also, very early on around 2021 while I was shitcoin farming with gibs, I came across a Melvin Capital shitcoin tg group so I told them we were going to guilotinnie them then.

Screenshots on another phone that's damaged atm.

>>50043347
I'm not pretending, I'm genuinely retarded.

Moass starts today, finally. Be jolly, lads!
>source: I had a dream vision in which a tribal shaman pointed me to huge easter egg island statues of Ryan Cohen's head, set next to a huge pyramidal mausoleum for his progeny. The king himself sat on a gilded throne, attended by what remained of Ken Griffin's emaciated, broken body, constantly fanning Mr Cohen with an oversized palm leaf. And the king beheld his kingdom, and he said unto his subjects: be free, and have riches, and thou shalt finally live. And further he said: Kashmir belongs to Pakistan. Then all rejoiced, and there was merriment in the land.

RC is a blackrock plant? blackrock squeezing GME to get back at citadel for the tesla squeeze?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vn0kyi/citadel_swap_cycles_headphones_the_meme_basket/
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/md89wg/king_kong_magnum_opus_dd_posted_on_behalf_of_wuz/

>>50043368
something should happen by the time that all shares have been DRS'd
https://www.computershared.net/

>>50043384

>>50043412
always has been. dfv too

>>50043401
That reply is actually cope.
Ryan tricked you.
All that work DRSing, gone.
Soon the float will look like AMCs
kek baggies

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50043433
checkies

>>50043440
Saved! You guys ever see Mecha Cthulhu on neoplasmin steroids and DNA?!

It's happening! Enjoy the ride! No refunds! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Omega Weapon]: ...

WAGMI

>>50043484
go back

>>50043412
baggies will do hours upon hours of "research" to come up with pages of schizo ramblings but refuse to simply figure out whether a company is making money or not.

Only 741 volume premarket. Wtf is about to happen!?
Captcha: WMDAM

>>50043554
Nothing

>>50043546
research ?

>>50043546
they'll be able to make money soon with e-commerce and the NFT marketplace, they're just choosing to spending money to grow faster

>>50043576
>Baggie DD is just meth ramblings
Yikes, not a good look sweaty.
It makes sense though

GOOD MORNING SERS!
WEN MOON SERS?
WHY BITCH BASTERD BENCHODE BLOODY CHOHEN DO NOTHING SERS?!

>>50043546
We don't need to make money, we just need to lose money slower than Ken's face is inflating/growing more red. Google a recent photo of him and tell me he will outlast gamestop. Tell me.

The fields are funny like that.

Pajeet will not get a (you)
Until he poos into the loo

If these COPE generals are still around next bullrun it's going to be a pleasure posting my gains from accumulating this bear run.

You guys could be grabbing anything, ANYTHING, but you choose to buy a shitty meme stock that has long overstayed it's pump and dump purpose from a year ago.

Unless you bought before the pump "squeeze" or after when it tanked the fuck out you wasted a year plus of your time and god knows how much money just sitting there doing nothing but crab and average out.

One more thing, gamestop is already losing money, what do you think is going to happen soon when the economy enters the recession? When shit like physical sales on hardware and junk like funkpops are down?
Sounds like those fucking shorters are going to win any given month now when the stock tanks hard as fuck and you'll be left bag holding for another year at 5-15$ per share. If it ever goes back up when people realize they were duped into buying shares of a dying company because it was somehow going to make them rich that is I mean...
You guys should have paid attention to the greedy fucks that got rekt on Luna, cels, etc who also thought they'd "make it".

>>50043506
Where? I don't have a reddit acckunt, I just lurk.

When you see this number, what do you think of? Riches or ruin?

>>50043591
damn straight raj

>>50043612
>If these COPE generals are still around next bullrun it's going to be a pleasure posting my gains from accumulating this bear run.
>You guys could be grabbing anything, ANYTHING, but you choose to buy a shitty meme stock that has long overstayed it's pump and dump purpose from a year ago.
>Unless you bought before the pump "squeeze" or after when it tanked the fuck out you wasted a year plus of your time and god knows how much money just sitting there doing nothing but crab and average out.
>One more thing, gamestop is already losing money, what do you think is going to happen soon when the economy enters the recession? When shit like physical sales on hardware and junk like funkpops are down?
>Sounds like those fucking shorters are going to win any given month now when the stock tanks hard as fuck and you'll be left bag holding for another year at 5-15$ per share. If it ever goes back up when people realize they were duped into buying shares of a dying company because it was somehow going to make them rich that is I mean...
>You guys should have paid attention to the greedy fucks that got rekt on Luna, cels, etc who also thought they'd "make it".

>>50043301
WAGIT

>>50043612
kek baggies

kek crypto baggies

>>50043349
WGAMI!

>>50043433
Comf checked.

Why has the float increased so much??

Am I missing something here?

>50043384
Get better bait pajeet. You aren't even worthy of a (you).

>>50043681
yahoo finance says the float is 63.37M
the other screenshot with 90+ million someone said they're adding the shorted shares

Shittards at my wagie store probably not going to renew my contract, surprised that I can't work well 8 days in a row with barely 2 days of rest.

At least I get to slurp while they'll have nothing and be happy. Fucking faggots.

>>50043699
>the other screenshot with 90+ million someone said they're adding the shorted shares

That sounds bullish if true. I just had a look at (((marketwatch))) and it said nearly 100 million for the public float. Where the fuk did they come from?

>>50043744
just a glitch

Are 4 shares enough to snag up a couple mill during the moass
im sick of working for mr shlomoberg

>>50043768
>4 shares
How does a Kardashian eating your ass after every bathroom break sound?

>>50043826
I mean if that is the equivalent of a couple mil, sure

>lunc is popping off
>another shitcoin i was following closely that i could have made bank off of instead of sitting here waiting for GME to do fucking nothing
Ryan you goddamn kike, what is happening???

>>50043768
Think, idiot.
There is no get rich quick method here except for the people who orchestrated the bullshit to begin with last year. They got in and out.

>>50043826
How does eating ass for pennies to survive during the economic crash coming sound?

>>50043840
Bagholder of scams hoping to get rich quick.
You deserve this. Luna and GME/AMC holders are birds of a flock.

>>50043744
yeah disregard my last comment
>the other screenshot with 90+ million someone said they're adding the shorted shares
the numbers don't seem to add up

>>50043612
>>50043910
>He does it for free

>>50043301
kek baggies

>>50043640
https://www.techradar.com/news/did-i-make-it-harder-to-sell-your-crappy-used-crypto-mining-graphics-card-good

>>50043744
I saw over 1 billion in a bloomberg terminal

>>50043840
he’s busy thinking about how much he’s losing on BBBY in pre market

>>50044057
What time is earnings? It's already gone off a cliff

>>50044057
>Analysts accuse Bed Bath & Beyond of turning off AC in stores to save money as sales plummet
>Bed Bath and Beyond has become a literal hot mess
oof and yikes
some redditors think he's using BBBY as a hedge though so that they can't rug GME without making his BBBY calls print

I've decided after moass I'm going to buy a Hennessey Venom F5 (which is from Texas just like GME!)

>Bed Bath & Beyond announces CEO is leaving, as it sharply misses quarterly expectations
new CEO is potentially bullish? i only have GME so i don't really care either way these are just my thoughts

>>50044083
earnings was pm it seems

>>50044125
Yeah just googled, it was half an hour ago (ie when it doomped).
>>50044095
How would it work as a hedge? I thought they traded similarly?

Gentlemen, I am proud to announce to you that it is the 4rd business day since I initiated my DRS transfer. MOASS is either today or tomorrow.

>>50044160
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vn0kyi/comment/ie4r657/?context=3

AMC trades similarly too but BBBY using a hedge is just speculation of course

>>50043840
>He doesn't know it t costs nothing to hold

Metallic blue 2022 Lotus Emira.

>>50044186
Interdasting, tyfys in the cringemines

>>50044229
Only 5 poos in the street. Not great, not terrible.

>>50044110
>>50044193
Been working in Mazda's racing division in my country. I want a Miata so bad man, I want to race. I've only begun waging, but seeing rich people pour so much money into this is insane.

>>50043368
It happened in Jan 2020 and you are holding their bags.
>Inb4 muh nft marketplace

>Bought some BBBY last week
Goddammit I should have waited. It wasn't very much but I always have terrible timing. I'm not buying anything but GME anymore.

>>50044414
glad you finally learned

>>50044414
Did you buy both LRC AND IMX at the very top as well?

>>50044459
I don't buy crypto, that's just silly

>>50044186
So RC buying BBBY means he can dump on them and flip the swap when it's close? Or does he actually expect his calls to print? I would have said he's too invested (non financially) in GME to bother hedging, especially if he's already set financially.

>>50044186
>>50044522
I think this info is one of the things that are being buried by excess cringe.

>>50044522
>aPu ID

>>50044007
>There are two things that are guaranteed to get you hate mail in this business: being a woman online with an opinion, and criticizing crypto.
This John Loeffler character must be absolutely drowning in pussy.

>>50044522
>Apu ID

>>50044571
>>50044601

This new bbby dd seems to be awfully forgetful of bcg and RC asking to get board seats.

hi Ryan please pump our gameshop stock i promise I wont be antisemitic ever again (except maybe on special occasions) thanks Ryan

>>50044645
Oooooo wow bro guess everybody forgot because it's down 15% premarket. Kek dumb fuck Cohen the bagholder.

Reminder that Cohen bought a fuck load of BBBY instead of doing anything for gamestop.

KEK crypto baggies

>50044681
He couldn’t help himself.

>>50044681
zamn fr?

>>50044681
>Reminder that Cohen bought a fuck load of BBBY instead of doing anything for gamestop.
Would have been bad news if he used GameStop capital to do so, like if bought a gold mine with GameStop money.

>>50044701
Lmao how big are your bbby bags buddy? Or can you not help but defend cohens cut cock you absolute faggot?

>>50044645
Could RC's board seats be the reason the CEO stepped down?

BBBYsissies... not like this...

What's your excuse this week, baggies?

>50044717
I only own 1 stock.

>>50044743
So why suck cohens cock so hard? He's done literally nothing to defend Gamestop. Literally nothing has been to stop shorting.

>muh futures announcments

>>50044798
>1pbtid
>Ze Cohen Do Something fud
Just clocking on, Sanjay?

>>50044741
OpenAI clocked 70,000 hours in minecraft. Made a galaxy. It's beautiful.

>50044798
Who’s sucking his cock? All I did is point out a relevant fact.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50044828
18 months of nothing being done. Hahahaha. Still sucking his little schmeckle

Desperate wittle baggie huh?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>50044881
the complete an utter annihilation of the semitic race

>>50044881
A Jewish chair mans head.

>>50044487
based

o?

>>50044921
Publix anon is Ryan Cohen are you new here?

>>50044858
So that's a yes, then. Remember to pace yourself, Sanjay. Wouldn't want you to get overworked.

>>50044945
Å!

>>50044995

>>50043403
>Kashmir belongs to Pakistan

>>50044313
Based
For me it’s the 1992 Mazda MX-5 Miata 1.8L manual in sunburst yellow
I will sell everything and live in hotels and just drive.

>50044952
I ain't even justifying that with a (u)

>>50045055
And I will fill it with premium gas because my baby deserves the best xD

BBBY crashing. Cohen will have to sell most GME soon to save his ass.

>50045103
Save his ass from what?

>>50045138
For when hedies last-ditch attempt to reverse engineer the wendigo, but they'll never get the herb and spice matrix just right.

Do Electric Kenny dream of Mayo Sheep?

See you tomorrow (today).

>>50045103
>>50045138
Don't bother. Pajeets are so bad at economics that they think money is being taken directly from their account when a stock is going down.

>>50045189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoZJdil0_HI

>>50045189
>Ken Griffin was recently implicated in a sex trafficking case because his name was in a little book belonging to one of the operatives.

I missed this article, do you still have the source for it?

Remember the people who said it was okay to quit your job in January/February of 2021 because we'd all be rich soon? Lmao

This is going nowhere

>>50045456
Damn you’re right, the anonymous 4chan users couldn’t correctly predict the biggest event in financial history
Just sold and you should too

>>50045456
>Sanjay keeps changing IDs in the hopes of getting proper fudding going

>>50045164
Those hedgies won’t know what they’re in for, when I get my hands on the Wendigo formulae

BBBY down 17% premarket. KEK bagholder Cohen. Stupid fuck

>>50045545
It's about to pop.

>>50044798
>>50044858
>>50045545
Getting a bit desperate, Sanjay? Or just attention-starved?

50045545
ayo dis nigga mad

DOWN GOES HOOD DOWN GOES HOOD

>>50045591
Yeah I already called you desperate unoriginal backholder. Try something new perhaps?
Oh but wait. I see the connection now. Just like you did absolutely no work and took Reddit at their word this was a good investment. You're quite literally taking my word now. ahahahahahahahaha

You trusted Redditors and you'll be throat fucked for it.

Awfully shilly in here the last few threads. Almost like the middle of July something is happening.

>>50045456
i think most people who are able to work are working, the DRS numbers keep going up and swedish broker stats confirmed that people are accumulating shares
maybe some people like DFV made millions and quit working due to being financially independent or consider themselves to be full time traders

where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split
where's that dividend
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

>>50045625
>Awfully shilly in here the last few threads. Almost like the middle of July something is happening.

>Almost like the middle of January
>Almost like the middle of February
>Almost like the middle of March
>Almost like the middle of April

Any month now bagholder.

>>50043910
Just buy SQQQ with your GME lmao simple as.

>>50045649
Post more passports shitty burger bong

Did the hedgies activate RC’s trap card?

>50045650

>>50045691
Hedgies activate : Ryan's portfolio losing 40% account
Cohen uses : Gamestop share sell!

It's very effective!

>>50045691
>RC’s trap card
kek trappies

its over babycels

Goddamn everything is shitting. Has the crash finally started for the hundredth time?

did they seriously just drop it 4% in under 3 minutes?

>>50045753
You tell me!

-4.11 (-3.31%)today
-21.41 (-15.12%)past 5 days
-32.61 (-21.34%)year to date
-90.65 (-42.99%)past year

>>50045688
Why did you just post your passport pic?

>liquidation
make it rain

Just bought 60 BBBY shares at $5.03, what am I in for lads?

>>50045753
Not in 3 minutes, they just gapped it down.

>>50045808
It's not mine, its the faggot I replied to who can't make a decent burger who posts the antichrist image over and over, he got thoroughly so BTFO that he actually lost the plot yesterday

>>50045858
Kek amature burger cookies

>>50045624
>backholder
Sanjay, we've talked about this. You GOTTA practice your English more.

>>50045725
>>50045790
Remember what I said about pacing yourself, Sanjay? Go on, have a quick break and then try again. I don't want you getting exhausted midway through your shift.

>>50045649
>>50045688
>>50045808
Give it up, britbong. We saw your passport the other thread.

Lol at rensole and the rest of the mod team at SS taking money for paid promotions. That’s place is a cess pit. How does no one know that half_dane, the Rothschild defender, is actually renshill? Hedge funds are laughing at how easily manipulated the holders are

>>50045858
they want us to believe that they do it for free

>>50045880
Oh shit is shill Keith still here posting his brown hand and brit passport?

>>50045849
infinity

>>50045849
>>50045932

Liquidation.

-24.83 (-83.00%)past year
-24.83 (-83.00%)past year
-24.83 (-83.00%)past year
-24.83 (-83.00%)past year

We're comfy on the rises
We buy upon the crash
We're never ever selling shit
We're kicking Kenny's ass

Hedgie edgie on the ledgie
Who the hell are we?
Take a slip, do a flip
We're holding GME!

Comfy comfy, what a hell of a day to buy
Comfy comfy, what a hell of a day to buy
Comfy comfy, what a hell of a day to buy
Ken jumps from the top floor!

>>50045688
checked, a fine addition to my collection

>>50045982
fucking kek

>>50045982
kek

>>50045925
He's still salty about us making fun of his shitburger and craptop

>>50045958
Okay, that's it! Sanjay, my office - NOW! We're gonna have a talk about your spamming methods and if you have any future in the shill business. I'm just about ready to transfer you to Phone Scams. See how YOU like being trolled by Kitboga!

>>50045886
I don’t think plotkin is laughing rn.

>>50045982
saved

>>50045886
Not following the cringemines, but is anyone shocked? Any of the larger subreddits are 100% compromised.

>>50045195
I think it’s more likely that they’re the same team used for cryptoshit here, and everybody in crypto uses leverage. They simply can’t fathom a majority of people paying cash for their position and therefore being unliquidatable (also RC has a cost basis of like $13, so he’s safe anyways even if he did)

>>50045982
>Grievous with human thumbs

>>50046027
I don't think plotkin will ever laugh again

>>50044881
Nothing right now, I trust you have our best interest in mind and will say thank you for everything you have done, I will be holding.

Are we in hell, bros?

>>50046040
he has lungs, why not thumbs?

Take this meme and ignore the people that are all so suspiciously concerned about the wellbeing of our stock!

Market making a complete turn around. It's never crashing. KEK BAGGIES

I bought 5k of BBBY at 5.07. Hopefully i bought the bottom

the PLUNGE has been PROTECTED sers

pump starts now

hold on tight

>>50046158
8:53AM ANON IS HERE!!!!

>>50046154
How does the PPT actually work?
Do they just buy a bunch of stock? Do they then hold it forever so the prices don't fall? I mean, what's the actual mechanics behind it (apart from talmudic magic)

>>50046158
are you some kind of fortune teller?

>>50046113
It's a good meme.

>>50046035
Yeah, that checks out. They just can't be arsed to update their scripts for when they're dealing with non-cryptotards

>>50046040
>>50046094
Off-topic, but I've always liked that idea. Cyborgs with just absolutely random flesh bits remaining.

>>50046125
Sanjay, what the fuck are you doing? I told you to come to my office - NOW!

>>50046035
It horrifies me how overleveraged most people are with their investments and debt.

>>50046190
Options but the fed foots the bill if they’re unfavourable

>>50046190
Last time they got busted, they were selling billions of dollars of puts

>>50044459
I bought LRC at $0.2 before it ran up to $3. bought way more at $0.4 after making a couple L2 wallets

>>50046093
Probably

>>50046193
Thank u, i made it for morale.

BBBY almost 10 mill volume in half hour. Ridiculous

>>50046190
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t9eu5m/plunge_protection_team_sold_a_lot_of_puts_at_the/

>>50045649
You might be right but I’m still not selling. At least not before it hits $150 again. I know it can hit that again.

>>50043612
How much do I pay for (you) to FUD my Link bags?

>>50046336
“You might be right”
Sanjay and Rajneesh doing good cop bad cop now?
You would have to be an absolute mouth breather to sell a single share of this security.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50044057
>>50046336
>Yes ser I am fellow bagholder like you all
C'mon, Gupta - at least TRY to be organic.

Still Holding.

>>50046391
+0.070 (0.056%)today
+0.070 (0.056%)today
+0.070 (0.056%)today

the DESPERATE baggies OOO 7 fucking cents

>>50046391
O'rly? I am not going to bother...
Or am i?

>>50046336
150 is a bit low but I'm selling the second we touch 180. This shit is over

>>50046404 404
Still Holding!

what is going on this morning, shit seems weird

>>50046413
OOooOooo0000ooOo00o0o0o00oo
I’ll ooo000ooOooOo whenever I want at whatever I want you sand nigger rag head faggot.

Hey shills, how about a promotion? I am willing to sign a contract which DOUBLES your satoshis per post/ engagement. The new stock to FUD is called AMC. Shouldn’t be hard to find bad shit to say about it. Anyone interested in moving up to a higher caste?

I hate Rian Cohen so much. He think is funny twittering poo at shareholders only?? Think again!!

>>50046413
>what is intraday movement?

>>50043301
Waiting for us to hit $122 soon then head right back up over resistance at $144 then go up after that!

>50046434
Thank you for the financial advice, 1pbtid

>>50046487
You tell me :

>>50045790

Dumb fuck baggot

I love waking up to mass amounts of FUD in my GME threads
I just bought more thank you

What the fuck happened to the split? I only bought in a few shares at 90 because of that but there isnt even a date so far.
Never trust a kike I guess.

Wait what if it happens on a Wednesday?!?!!?1

i like to imagine turf wars in India. I’m sure they all live together to have internet access to shill with. I like to imagine a gang war has broken out between the inbred idiots who are still taking pennies to shill against GME, vs the logical Indians who got redpilled here and on Reddit and now have humongous GME positions (less than a share, but relatively humongous)

Yo mr cohen, can you already teach me that fucking shadow clone jutsu? I wanna be able to spilt myself up for fucks sake

>>50046513
Up 4.5% from todays low in one movement

Oh my god I almost tried to swing at 123. Diamond hands is the way and fud is the gay.

>>50046553
There really is no better barometer out there. It is constant validation that I am on the path to riches

>>50046190
They coordinate buys between banking CEOs and ask for money on the behalf of certain distressed banks. Watch Panic, it's a puff piece for the Council on Foreign Relations, but it's also a confession of sorts.

>>50046413
>>50046513
Are you avoiding me, Sanjay? You bisch basterd better get your ass in my office or I swear by Krishna that I will decapitate your pet cow!

>>50046434
>1pbtid
C'mon, Gupta, you can do better than agreeing with yourself.

>>50046480
Ser, moving caste is not proper. You must do the needful and not recommend such vile things. Thank you and bless Krishna.

>>50046393
sure dude, anyone who has a different opinion or play is totally a nigger or a jeet. Buy and hold if you want but I’m here to make money.

Alright bros I'm an XX holder now. Tbanks for waiting but we can go ahead and launch now. Start the moass I'm ready

>>50046553
Increased shill has always been one of the biggest leading indicators of a massive pump

>>50046553
I love how frustrated they get trying to brute force the same old shit.

>>50046616
Also, there is ALWAYS some random 5000 word post on WSB pre run now. They have to have their alibi that movements were “coordinated retail
Buys” so they manufacture that appearance. Dead give away

>>50046434
maybe half at 150 and another half at 180 then

God told me it won't happen until I get a job. I've enjoyed two years of NEETdom, but I'm calling a recruiter back about a job I'm overqualified for. It's an easy position and I would have a cozy 20 minute commute.

Your welcome bros

>>50046609
Oh right, you're not a pajeet - you're that British meltdownie who can't cook a burger to save your life. How about you get a decent fuckin' laptop, then come back?

>>50046616
Why will they never learn, tho?

>>50046569
It always happens on a Today, it’s just a case of working out which today

>>50046653
His laptop made me gag thinking of the residue.

>>50046630
I doubt they have ever had to brute force a shit in their life

>>50046630
Yeah lately it’s just been the “what no split?”. Which is interesting because someone gave them these talking points. Which means someone is thinking about, or concerned about the split. Data on the boss

>>50046651
Tyfys
o7

>>50046640
Yeah except the runs are usually a week or two after the influx of options posts. Remember Dr. Picklepixels posts last week? Shitload of people lost money on those.

>>50046677
Was it Keith again? I haven’t been here in a while, but last time he was posting passport pictures, claiming he was wealthy, you could see the background, and it was absolute squalor. I like to think Keith used to be a shill boss but went straight. I actually know it’s him, because no one else is dumb enough to post actual photos of themselves here

>>50046683
Makes sense if they're hurling red tape at RC after he went public about intending a split, while simultaneously fudding it's delay.

I shorted some more...
today..
to see if i still feel.

I focus
on the lane.
The only thing-
that's real.

>>50046734
>no one else is dumb enough to post actual photos of themselves here
Austin thot fag would like a word with you

>>50046744
Red tape?

>>50046697
I honestly can’t even go there anymore. Last time I was on WSB i mentioned my GME position. Someone said “positions or ban” and I said fuck you. Mod messaged me and said that unless I share a screenshot of my positions, I am banned
>share screenshot
Mod: “there is no way that is real”
>permabanned

That place actually used to be amazing in the early days. Made lots of money from really good options DD before all the real brains were scared away by spooks after Jan. Now that place is basically that whore house the CIA bugged and had two way mirrors in back in the day. “Operation midnight climax?”

>>50046678
kek

Just bought a fuck ton of BBBY shares and deep otm calls

Shorts get the rope

>>50046840
Basado
January OTM calls are unbelievably cheap

>>50046862
Yep got the Jan ones, $60 strike and $80 strike. When/if one of these retail basket stocks squeezes they will all squeeze, GME especially is going to rip whenever BBBY starts moving upward

bitcoin looks like a heart on life support.

>>50046840
>u/sixstringsuperfly

If you follow the whole "no guidance" trend, it seems the only way to hurt these prime brokers is with information they don't have access to. Having a big read button for a billion shares, and holding your finger over it, staring at them....

>>50046840

Sears Belleville wearhouse posts, I worked there when I was a young man. I made a fort out of boxes and would stay in There for my shifts.
They made a good, bad chiken sandwich, I think of it often.

>fraudulent market
>fraudulent presidency
>fraudulent claim over Kashmir


I’m thinking WAGMI

>>50047092
>fraudulent claim over Kashmir

>>50047085
I wanted to mention, I believe Belleville will be the site of a False flag in The near future, why?..
Because they have a Kellogg and a General Mills facility along with CN rail lines beside the factory. GM is in Trenton, but close enough.

Market holding
Crypto holding
Gamestop down $20 this week. KEK BAGGOTS

>>50047092
OH LET THE SUN BEAT DOWN UPON MY FACE

>>50047199
>crypto holding
kek

https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1542157507208134659?s=21&t=WPrgrwWT4Mgw7Q5CvtkRnQ

Sentient funko pops fuck.

>>50047296

>>50047278
No soft landing, I guess.

Kek crypto baggies

>>50046997
Nailed it. That’s why you see the likes of Cramer begging Cohen to come on his show, and please just say ANYTHING. Ledgies aren't smarter or better than us, they just have inside men and better information flow, and you’re seeing what happens when they lose that advantage

>>50047278
Oh boy here we go again

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1542160137401630720?s=21&t=WPrgrwWT4Mgw7Q5CvtkRnQ

>>50047460

>>50047460

>>50047460
Is it finally time?

>>50047460
Same

>>50047460
>implements executive compensation package immediately after shareholder meeting
>a month later and still no dividend or announcement

>>50047460
>Cringemines Supreme: here’s how this is bullish for SneedMC!

>>50047460
>while shareholders are left holding the bag
>mfw im holding the bag

>>50047460
Ryan, my future generations will thank you.

>>50046840
All you need to know about why BBBY is the right call right now

>>50047531
OHHHH NO NO NO WSB MODS

SHUT IT DOWN JANNIES STOP THE PLEBS FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50047460
Cohen I’m literally holding your bag right now you little shit

>>50047568
Dear Ryan, you still ain't carved or split, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't give any forward guidance
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the shareholder meeting
You didn't have to, but you could've signed a certificate for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We’ve held since the sneeze for you
For 17 months and you just said, "kek"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met at Moon Jam, you said if I'd tweet you you would tweet back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I grew up just middle class
Making YOLOs and trying to start businesses
I can relate to what you're doing with your investments
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and watch DFV
'Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even YOLO OTM calls to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you buy is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Ryan, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest holder you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should be together too

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50047571
>birth month + zodiac sign
that's almost the same thing

>>50047582
DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CARVE OUT OR SPLIT MY STOCK
This will be the last investment I ever make with your ass
It's been 17 months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two votes, I voted yes on all 'em perfect
So this is my tweet I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Ryan, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy split or a dividend
I hope you know I ripped down all of your pictures and sold my calls
I love you Ryan, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Ryan, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Ryan, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't make her hold bags, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she holds she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Fucking song lyrics

Oh boy here goes Cohen with thr angry tweet stringing you dumbfucks along with zero work to show for it. Zero effort. Zero announcements. Zero progress.

>>50047460
IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING EPIC BIG PENIS TIME!

how about those bbby results boys! does ryan have the golden touch or what?!

>>50047460
What does this mean?

>>50047607
Dear Stan, I meant to tweet you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the meeting, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your losses too?
I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn.

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>Ryan drops the bag word
Publix anon is RC confirmed

Gme trading 4x worse than the market.
Bbby down 22%

Muh Ryan cohen

We say this a lot but it feels like we’re close. Something is happening.

I trust Ryan Cohen

>>50047460
>mfw bizfaggots don't realize King K is sarcastically assblasting gamebaggies

>>50047663
we have jeets spamming the thread, and shills poorly translating renditions of shitty rap songs what do you think?

where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split
where's that dividend
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

>>50047679
You need to go back and it’s glaringly obvious

To whom this may concern in the /GME/ general thread (Four Chan),

It has recently come to my attention that, despite several assurances from members of your board that GME stock was guaranteed to split ten days after the Annual Shareholders Meeting, this event has failed to take place. Since your board gave sincere promises that not only would this split occur, but that it would certainly lead to a MOASS style event, I am concerned that this information appears to have been untrue.

Furthermore, upon initial contact with several members of your board to query this, I was now told that this was "never the plan", that "Ryan Cohen knows what he is doing bro", and to "Cope and Sneed".

This kind of hostility is uncalled for and utterly unprofessional on a board that supposedly prides itself on its devotion to business matters.

I am now writing to you to enquire as to why you believe that Ryan Cohen did not initiate a stock split that would have started a MOASS - and how you can credibly believe that such as MOASS is likely to now occur when we have a clear example of Ryan Cohen passing on the chance to activate it.

I look forward to your reply soon, and hope we can return to more cordial forms of dialogue in the near future.

Yours sincerely,

A Concerned Shareholder

>>50047679
actually, since he is referencing BBBY CEO leaving here, if you were to apply this to Gamestop, he is talking about the shareholders at 4 bucks. They have seen a pretty decent return. The stock is STILL trading at above 100. How that is not discussed more is baffling to me. That is the entire thesis in a nutshell right in your face every day.

holy fuck shills on overdrive to dissuade the based BBBY posters

>>50047593
And? What’s your Autistic name?

>>50047691
The Stan parody is brought to you by Niggerfaggot.

>>50047725
>YOU NEED TO GO BACK

>>50047622
>here goes

Oh wow. Gamestop stock is red? But cohen made angry tweet???? Ahahahahahaha

What a surprise. He refuses to do anything other than type. Keyboard warrior cohen.

Also why are superstonkers admitting to being wagies? Muh wage theft

>>50047777
wasted

>>50047777
Wasted.

>>50047749
>he is talking about the shareholders at 4 bucks
>the stock is STILL trading at above 100
MOASS happened over a year ago confirmed
pack it in boys
kek baggie

>>50047777
Lucky sebbens

>50047777
Lucky 7's!

>>50047777
>those digits
>wasted on a shill

so sad to see

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGIES

Jesus Bitcoin looks like it’s on life support.

>>50047769
You can’t even get the lingo right, you have been caught with dozens of plebbit tabs and messages open, and you have no rebuttal.

>>50047777


Digits confirm : you're all bagholding while cohen laughs on the way to the bank. Thanks for buying him bbby(-20% today) I guess

>>50047808
you are not the strawberry anon faggot.

>>50047460
Wow such an inspiration. Another bitch ass whiney tweet. For someone who has the power to actually do something and does shit. It was 4 years of trump not doing shit and now 2 years of this. Fucking gay

>>50047833
It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>50047830
repeatedly dipping below 19k. buttcorn is going back to 12-16k, and we are going to be rich FACTS.

>>50047830
It's being propped up by binance, so technically you are correct.

>>50047460
CHOHEN YOU BENCHODE BLOODY BITCH BASTERD!!!!!!!! CHOHEN I'M HOLDING YOUR BAG RIGHT NOW!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50047568
Welcome back, YeBot.

>>50047849
>wow such an inspiration
do you say this every time you see a village member use the toilet for the first time, or do you stone them for not shitting in the streets jeet?

Suck my cock, hedgefags.

>50047777
Waste'd Sebens...§

what the fuck are these amateurs trying to accomplish lmao
your electric tulip pay is down another four percent today (lmao)
kek baggies, let it all out

>>50047887
Catto that's niggerfaggot

Threaded.

>>50047930
>>50047930
>>50047930
>>50047930

>>50047962
fake, I see that countdown

>>50047962
Sneeed.
Go and be lonely somewhere else.
You dont care about GME.

>>50047962
niggerfaggot thread

can a shill's "payment" be compared to an /x/ schizoids "tullpa"? they're both non-existent, but they they both think they're real.

>>50047978
>>50047978
>>50047978
Threaded.

>>50048013
thanks for the real bread

>>50047460

>>50047197
>>50047085
What the fuck who are you
Never thought I’d hear Belleville mentioned in a GME thread