/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Ok it's fathands, which one of you did this. I know it was one of you, or has the janny finally crossed the line and shitting up the thread wasn't enough. He has to torture my employees as well??!!!!

Will Jerome Powell pump the market tomorrow?

>>50037597
complete newfag here what does
>X% of retail CFD accounts lose money
on the broker chooser mean?

>>50037641
Fucking kek

>>50037641
>Be me
>Hire Rocker's Janny service
>Patiently wait while he cleans normally for a bit
>Start shitting in the trash can
>Now Rocker has to (literally) clean up my shit
Only thing that would make it better is if he was doing it for free.

>>50037648
He has to, Biden just came back from the Gay 7 and they need economic stimulus for all those fancy plans

>>50037641
lmao

John rocker and his retard dickposting fanboy ruined smg.

Fuck the dick spammer. If he can post dicks I'm posting my collection of monkey torture.

Bros...did Mannarino name the Jew in tonight's video? Who else could he be possibly talking about? From 7:45 - 8:30

>>50037699
Why not? just go for it, you only yolo once

>>50037693
Look you can talk bad about me all you want but leave Boeing anon alone. He's doing his part to fight tyrannical jannies.

Guess what happens to these little furry faggots.

/leanhogs/ bros... Did we get too cocky?

I unironically bought some SIGA because I hate monkeys.

>>50037739
leanhog bros... not like this...

>>50037648
"EXIT SCAMMERS could be here" Jerome Powell thought, "I've never been in a bear market rally like this before. There could be EXIT SCAMMERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE EXIT SCAMMERS" he thought. ItzWonderfull - Rugpull reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90,000 bottle of wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a money printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>50037725
They lived happily ever after?

https://youtu.be/Nn3gfd6FZMo
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

Kek

GREASING HER UP BOYS

>>50037767
Monkeygate

>>50037704
Holy shit

>According to the Wall Street Journal, SoftBank had made regulatory filings showing it bought nearly $4 billion in shares of Amazon, Microsoft, and Netflix, plus a stake in Tesla. The paper quoted a source saying that SoftBank spent roughly $4 billion buying call options tied to its stock holdings, but also in other names. It then could profit from the run up in stocks and subsequently unload its position to other parties.
lmao they really used retail as exit liquidity

There are way too many dumb people in investing. Seek salvation.

Honestly feels like I'm back on peak /b/. Circa 2008.

>>50037793
GAYSEX BROS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE NIGGER

>>50037754
Lol no and also fuck you dick spammer. This showdown is between my tortured Monkeys and your dick pics.

>>50037681
the economic stimulus will come from spy starting with a 2.

>>50037699
>>50037725
>>50037746
>>50037767
What's your problem, anon? No one wants to see this sadistic shit.
Please get help. You're not right in the head.

>>50037817
DO YOU GOON TO MONKEY COCK?

>>50037825
I'm sick of the dick spamming

>>50037597
Are you shorting anything anons? What are you short?

>>50037856
This fucking thread if this keeps up

>>50037850
U want to suck big cocks Nigger. Stop lying. Your a faggot autistic homo like the rest of smg

>>50037856
Thinking of whether or not i should go short before or after powells speech tomorrow.

WE WARNED YOU ABOUT MONKEYGATE

>asia still seething from US consumer numbers
>crabbing futures
>powell speaks before market open

Yep, we're gonna rally tomorrow

>half the thread is pictures of cocks and monkeys being tortured to death

Yall motherfuckers need Jesus.

>>50037850
>>50037817
>>50037767
>>50037746
>>50037699
>and now monkey torture to go along with the dick posting

>>50037888
Pretty based

>>50037894
We just need CP at this point then we're really cooking.

>>50037839
No monkey hate is a high IQ move

>>50037888
What the fuck is happening? These people are insane.

My dick is smaller than Rocker's.

BEST THREAD ALL DAY JAN FINALLT WENT TO SLEEP AFTER BEING UP 17 HOURS IN SMG

>>50037856
My short positions are:
ABNB (puts)
COIN (puts)
META (puts)
TECS (calls)
SQQQ (shares)
DRV (shares)
TECS (shares)
Bought in a bit early and most are slightly underwater with the exception of the COIN position, but pretty confident we will have more red in the coming days that will put me back in the green.
Also is this general really going to just be cocks and monkey torture now.. I am not thrilled by this.

>>50037907
this thread could be on /b/ and I'd never know the difference except for the blue background.

GDP will miss
Headlines will say "yup, its a recession, confirmed"
F.E.D. will talk about being less hawkish, slowing rate increases.
Dollar down
Markets pump

Either that or I lose a lot of money

time to exit the thread, kys fag

>>50037789
That's the purpose of retail, smart money can't unload onto smart money

>monkey falls off building
>becomes big brain monkey super villain

LOOK AT THIS STREAM BROS

I'm in a SUPER racist thread on /pol/ and it's actually more kosher than this. What is your favorite stock for the bounce, anons? Mine's AITX, whose president and CEO is Steve Reinharz, of Canada :^) LOL !

Tomorrow morning we find out that GDP in the last quarter was negative. I don't mean "GDP Growth"... I'm talking actual GDP. In the 2nd quarter, the United States economy produced absolutely nothing of value, and actually destroyed value.
>>50037929
You can change to Yotsuba manually if that will help

>>50037923
I don't understand the blueberries

>>50037920
At least you can always make a monkey suffer to help you feel better.

>>50037894
I should have assumed that the logical result of a bear market on /biz/ would be monkey torture dick spam. Long term very bearish

I don't like you guys anymore

>>50037930
You're going to lose a lot of money. Sorry anon.

worst general on 4chin

>>50037930
>dollar down
This is all I want. I want DXY to dump. If I want a milkshake, I'll go to Denny's.

>>50037930
>slowing rate increases during ass raping inflation
Did you listen to Powell at all? He doesn't care about anything but price stability and with unemployment at ATL he has a lot of room to do that.

Fucking FUTURES

Kek hey dick spammer this monkey shares something in common with you.

>>50037997
I just got FIRED for looking at dicks at work I thought this was a sfw website WTF

>>50037985
Very true fren, extremely bearish indicator if I've ever seen one.
Monkey torture is deffinetly a new low, I'm expecting massive red bars all day tomorrow based on this alone.

>>50038024
Niggers really fucking monkeys? GOD DAMN

>>50038009
Wrong.
>>>/trash/pfg

>>50037929
And yet I was banned for posting a command and conquer video game quote. These jannies are out of control.

>>50038050
C&C is fucking gay though, you deserved it.

>>50038028
Some jobs will pay you to hurt monkey. Those are good jobs

>>50038013
He is tired and is worried that consumers inflation expectation has become sticky (it has) and therefore no matter what the fed does there will be a recession because of loss of faith in the financial system. Businesses appear to be spending and investing heavily still, but consumers aren't buying.

>>50037881
Always do before, then long after Powell speaks. Powell always sweet-talks the markets.

Can you believe Dr. Fauci gets paid 400k a year and had a island of these Monkeys where he gets government money to conduct maximum pain experiments for "science"?

can the mods please fucking rangeban these fuckers already

>>50038130
Just filter the IDs lol

>>50038071
>>50038024
>>50037979
>>50038120
>this fine individual is not currently in a public mental health institution but nonetheless openly fantasizes about torturing monkeys
Get some help nigger jesus fucking christ.

Dr. Fauci is a great man, he hurt monkey

I unironically feel no compassion for these monkeys.

>>50037979
This would just make my own existence much more horrifying, because then I'd have to confront who or what was making me suffer.

MONKEY ANON, I KNEEL

>>50038140
Fuck you, science wouldn't exist without heaps of dead monkeys. Is Dr. Fauci a sick man according to you?

janny ruined this general because he was butthurt over the abortions.. what a faggot. Yet all kinds of pol shit largely went unchecked for over a year, dumbass.

later bitch gotta go buy PUTS

>>50038046
I don't get it

>>50038181
Why didn't the woman seek cover

>>50038196
shes a woman

>>50038162
Why? You were put on this planet to suffer.

>>50038163
IF YOU STOP POSTING DICKS I STOP POSTING MONKEYS!!!

>>50038178
This, I got banned for 48 hours because I posted a random picture that referenced abortion being murder, even though my post was otherwise on topic.

>>50038169
>is Faucy sick
Yes, he too should be shot dead.
Now post CP or GTFO, this monkey shit is getting old.

>>50038205
just goes to show what kind of emotional tards we have "enforcing rules" around here

uhh smg btfo?? why document yourself when you can just follow your instincts

>>50038204
WE ALL MUST SUFFER

Where is there to actually talk about the stock market other than twitter and reddit?

>>50038178
Keep /pol/ in /pol/. You can talk about the impact of politics on the stock market without having a political discussion.

Does /smg/ approve of my stock portfolio?

>>50038257
jannies can fuck off and police the rest of the damn board.

>>50038257
No u can't u fucking faggot. Its all connected

>>50038178
I got banned for just explaining who Andrew Yang was.

>>50038256
Come to my bobo thread >>50037970

>>50038242
abortion is not market relevant you absolute sperg

>>50038296
I'll make it relevant.

Why can't I claim a fetus on my tax returns?

>>50038272
No u should be all in 1 stock u stupid blue-chip homosexual

>>50038204
>Why? You were put on this planet to suffer.
Torturing animals only makes my suffering that much worse, as I would become possessed by my shadow. I don't want to be a monster.

>>50038257
politics has a big effect on markets and is completely fine, jannies getting asshurt and mass banning anyone who mentions anything on the topic is asinine. Don't act like it has anything to do with pol because you guys have been letting that shit leak on the board for years now as I've said. It's a bullshit excuse. Janny was pissed and went on a spree, all biz jannies NEED to be replaced now.

>>50038296
>political events which could determine inflows to medical REITs aren't finance related

>>50038272
>no SOXL, TQQQ, SOXS, SQQQ (all purchased at the top), no mutant fish, infinitely diluted mining stocks/PLTR, etc.
You don't belong here.

>>50038296
>>50038253
If you can't short babies you can always short baby monkeys. For science!

>>50038327
dont make me fucking ban you cunt

>>50038327
How about you shut the fuck up and talk about the stock market instead?

I really do wish I could be a janny. I'd make /pol/ shitters seethe even harder.

>>50037597
>All in BITI
Anyone else?

>>50038315
Then you will always be half the man you could be. You know angels and demons share a lot more in common than you would ever want to admit. The greatest miracles often come from the greatest of sacrifices.

FAUCI NOO OH GOD DONT PUT ME ON THE CUM VENTILATOR

>>50038283
I participated in that discussion and got my post deleted too, but I didn't get banned. >>49849210

>>50038362
We are. Sometimes legislation affects stocks. Actually, quite often. And legislation happens after Congress start talking. And when they start talking, some people try to identify investing opportunities like Queen Nancy (she hears it all.) I agree it gets out of hand sometimes, but this place has been a political battlefield already, both sides included.

Fucking "trading socks." "Traps aren't gay." The discussions I've seen on here in the past year are fucking nauseating and now we got dicks.

Buy AITX. I'm serious. News every day. Revenue growing weekly.

>>50038362
People here either shill garbage that is about to dump or copy paste things from investopedia with 0 insight. This is what happens when brown people are given access to the internet.

>>50037699
No. Torture is nigger tier shit. Dicks are just ducks. Keep your satanic bullshit out of here.

>>50038362
Okay, whatcha have in mind?

>>50038482
The greatest breakthroughs in life and medicine have been through exploring suffering.

>>50038178
>janny ruined this general because he was butthurt over the abortions
true.
also, all mods and most jannies also moderate on reddit. so if you ever wonder why your post gets deleted and you get banned...

>>50038482
>satanic
ever since the third world got internet access we got a ton of religious people around here
do spam fedora pics like a NPC doe

>>50038482
This. We are a homosexual community here. Most of us are all in GaySex. Dick poster is autistic, but munkeyposter is depraved.

>>50038409
I'd rather torture my torturer, rather than some lowly being.

>>50037967
Reinharz is a scheming kike. I bought at .0013 and sold for 8k. I hate Steve and all his little discord fags.

should i short this stock?

>>50038566
I'm telling you. AITX is coming harder than this dick poster

>indices green
>vix also green

fuck

>>50038605
I’ve held it for 2 fucking years. It’s not going to do anything. Steve is full of shit. Incoming R/S.

>>50038362
Politics affect the stock market.

>>50038566
lol i remember shilling that when it was 30 cents here. I probably made some anons lose money.

ok this is my last post at smg fuck this gay tranny shit jfc reddit is legit better than this lmao

is there a volatility index for vix
i wanna trade some derivatives on derivatives

>>50038641
It only went to 29 cents, closed at 27. This is all I have left in case that mother fucker actually gets it to moon again.

>>50038511
I don't know, fucking anything. What are your positions? What will the bottom be? How long until we hit the bottom? Was today just a one-day interruption of a longer bear market rally? Shit like that

>>50038656
Please don't come back

>>50038657
If you take the integral of VIX's implied volatility, its like putting the sunglasses on in They Lived

>>50038633
I already said that.

>>50038675
I dont know.

>>50038696
live*

>>50037780
Is this what you were talking about?

>>50038627
Ok. I don't usually do this, but I'm actually going to take this seriously. Check it out bro https://aitx.ai/artificial-intelligence-technology-solutions-files-8-k-detailing-commitment-not-to-engage-in-a-reverse-stock-split-of-its-common-stock/
>no reverse split before '24 unless uplisting to Nasdaq

>>50038699
Want to make something out of it pal?

>>50038641
Sorry, I shilled it at 29 cents. I sold it and made a few grand off it and never bought back in after seeing their production site ( a shitty oversized garage) None of the less I shilled it because of the funny looking patrolling robots.

>>50038764
Is your skin brown and is your first name Prajeet? I need to know.

>>50037641
Clean it up janny

>>50038787
nope the name is Vince

Anyone remember moni/wogi from last year? How do scams like that manage to exist. Lol.

>>50038336
>medical REITs
there's maybe two of them that are worth it health care reits are almost as bad as mortgage ones

>>50038657
VVIX

>>50038854
Ah yes the oil stock. I lost a fuck ton of money in GRST

>>50038747
I know. I follow it closely still. I still think it’s inevitable as it’ll be sub penny by 2024 unless he drops that NDA and starts revealing more if his clients. He’s an idiot. He told us all that everyone needed to get the vaccine to stop CoVid. He constantly preaches about diversity hiring. He can’t wait to suck Klaus’ little chode. I really hate that man. It sucks because he was alright years ago and showed his true colors over time. He’s a bad person.

>>50038810
Alright. I'll add it to my data set.

>>50038885

These experiments were so kino

Why is the general so slow? How many people did they ban for "off topic"?

>>50038747
Picrel. I was a fan bro. I thought we are all gonna make it.

>inb4 whole thread gets nuked

seems your leverage trading left you without savings, now why should I hire you with your 4 year gap in your resume?

>>50038986

To those who missed it, I found the BUDDY guy yesterday. He's still alive. Not full of youthful energy and recording from what seems to be a mental institution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXj5LjDvR4

/smg/ hasn't been this consistently bad for this long since the old /GME/ days before those schizos fucked off into their own thing

>>50039064
I just finished a three day vacation because apparently the russians defaulting on their debt was "off topic" so I can't imagine who else is lurking

and of course everyone who cares enough to ban evade is now cock posting

>>50039094
I got banned for criticizing the jannies - scoops did a poll the other day and I think there were 12 people lurking who were banned.
Not everyone can ban evade as well since not every ISP provides dynamic IPs.
I wouldn't be surprised if 1/3rd of the regular posters got banned between Thursday and Saturday. So most of the bans should either be expired, or expiring soon, hopefully bringing some normalcy back to the thread instead of the monkey/cock spam.
Which speaking of, time to check the star charts to see the gdp and inflation numbers before the official release.

>>50039168
oh yes, the hindustan times horosopes

>>50039168
Fuck off half of the pharma stocks listed here wouldn't be where they are today without cracking a few million monkeys over the years.

>>50039168
I spent my time analyzing REITs. Turns out most of them are hilariously fucking dog shit

what the hell is even this. i am going to bed and this general better be better by morning

>>50039168
Their bans are until the 29th.

>>50039210
Good pharma does nothing for humanity. All this research and all they do is sell treatments that often don’t work or end up maiming/killing. No cures. It’s a bullshit circle jerk money vacuum.

>>50039168
Jannies tongue my asshole, I will pay you one entire monthly salary to do it ($0)

>>50039211
>>50038859
What criteria are you using to determine if they're good or not?

Pic related ^

See this little faggot here had to suffer so science could prove that babies suffer without any kind of nurture. Simply giving babies food isn't enough without something to comfort them. This might seem obvious to anyone these days but to one autistic but determined scientist who tortured countless of Monkeys to settle this question once and for all. That faggot little monkey in this picture among many, many more did not suffer in vain. They suffered for fun and mostly for science.

>>50039179
Heh, looks like the market is going to take a big fat dump tomorrow.
>>50039210
Sir, I am fine with the monkey torture, I don't even mind monkey torture videos - some of them are kinda based, I just don't want to see it when I'm looking for stock knowledge.
>>50039222
Checked, and that's only for the people who got B8'd by his fake trip, I'm sure there were people who responded that they were banned from the great purge.
>>50039211
hmmm I like this list, some of these look like good short opportunities.

>>50039280
Ok ill stop with the Monkeys because the dick spammer seems to have stopped anyway. Seriously was tired of the dick spamming.

I have bad diarrhea. Pissing out my ass. What's the market going to do tomorrow?

>>50039263
Nothing crazy, whether they are actually growing and their PE and other ratios. What's the point of investing in REITs and tilting my portfolio towards real estate if they are going to under perform small caps? Like look at this shit the industrial is insane.

But then that LOAN is too specific and only for New York City. Big vulnerability. LAMR is on the fence because I'm still investigating it, I know jack shit about billboards

>>50039302
It's gonna fuckan pumpan

>>50039168
I’m still here. But you don’t know that because I’m not an attention seeking faggot who posts with a trip

>>50037597
I'm fomoing into SQQQ tomorrow
>>50037648
BOOBA SEXO BOOBA SEXO BOOBA SEXO

>>50034744
there will be no acttual bear market ever while the BooMOARS are alive. This is their world you're just shiting in it. QE 20 is going to rip the junk out of those storage units so fast the shitty tin shoeboxes will implode from negative pressure like some kind of gay dying star. We NEED that junk to fill up Mr. Chang's 10 McMansions that he has contracted Mr. Singh Balbir to construct, who has farmed the work to ethiopian refugees who are pretending to be unemployed so you can pay for their fairness bennies. You will NEVER be right because the world is GAY, and you are not as GAY as me.

>>50039367
Shit. That means I should sell my sqqq tomorrow.

>>50037597
what is a good BTC wallet that doesnt need ID. or, and i would prefer, how do i send BTC to my computer/USB?

im not doing anything illegal i just dont have or want to do retarded shit like ID for crypto

>>50039342

Thanks for the update. Are anime cat girls real? Or is it just make believe

>>50039379
It'll be green tomorrow so yeah buy high sell low

>>50039403
They will eventually become real. Tesla is working on it.

It's over bobos, futures are green

>>50039403
They're real if you get the body pillow. But you can bring your pillow to work at Activision.

ghey

>>50039432

Do I have to wash the body pillow before bringing it to work? It has Cheeto stains on it.

>>50037751
top tier pasta

>>50039495
If one of my coworkers brought a dirty body pillow to work I’d think I’d bully them until HR had to stop me, and even then, I’d still bully him.

>>50037780
It was 3 soldiers in Southeast Asia. They were “disappointed” whatever that means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xSfZ6oS1C4

Il Duce is angry. He wants to name them....he really wants to name them.

>>50038257
FUCK YOU JANNY

so what were the estimates? thoughts on what happens tomorrow I got some 375$-360$ SPY debit spreads for Aug 5th and why the hell is the janny letting dic pics on here while I get banned for crap like this? now the janny is probably going to ban me again for posting this but screw him he needs to have his wages garnished for bad performance

SMG GIVE ME ADVICE!!! IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO BUYED???

>>50039559

Is this appropriate to cuddle with at work

Hey guys! You thought the Monkeys were bad, check out my Halloween masks lol. I got them in Mexico.

>>50037704
FEDERAL FREAKING FREAKSHOW RESERVE

>>50038178
what are the financial implications of abortions and the genocide of the unborn being a horrifying stain on the legacy of humanity? Any good stocks for the end of immoral and evil baby killing?

i would glady pay you my $0.002 BTC for $0.001 of your BTC

>>50039660
Baby killing isn't evil if it's a black baby

>>50039626
look at that subtle expression, the tasteful boobas of her. Oh my god, she even has a bell

>>50037704
He wanted to so bad, and in Sunday's "Markets look ahead" video. Tonight he also said he has some serious "personal issues." Are the kikes going after Il Duce?

>>50037704
>Mannarino
he mentions some kind of personal crisis in the start, wonder if he has cancer or something

>>50039632
Only if there is a very suspicious stain directly over his face

>>50039737
In his newsletter he said he was reported to the SEC recently. Kikes could be going after him.

>>50039626
It’s truly pathetic how much this turns me on.

>>50038257
this is the faggot who mass reports /smg/ posters
the cancer that killed /biz/

>>50039718
She does have nice lil tidays. Mmmm.

>>50039751
Kek

>>50039762
great job SEC, what ever happened with robinhood shutting off retail trading for GME really makes you think
>>50039426
>It's over bobos, futures are green
not only were they green yesterday, dow started up 400 in the morning, hehe

>>50039718
>>50039780
ok but do I buyed?

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50039850
Yes buy SOXL 6 months ago and lose all your money

>>50039815
Meanwhile....

>>50039815
GDP is going to be negative
Market gonna pump
FED wont pivot
Market will gigadump losing all gains and closing -4%

>>50039890
>GDP is going to be negative
>Market gonna pump
I hate (((them))) so much it's unreal

>>50039890
>the efficient market hypothesis being validated

Welp goodnight bros. See you tomorrow morning for the first cup of coffee of the day and the new gdp info

>that's hell you're walking into

>>50039977
night frens

>>50039255
based

>>50039737
>personal crisis
It's because he got shaken out at the bottom kek

I would rather deal with monkey torture and cock posting than have to deal with this fucking janny who sits here for 17 hours a day

>>50038272
ApeCoin, Cardano, Shopify, and Target. Seriously just visit your local Edward Jones agent and they can put your money in some boomer mutual fund.

>>50039850
Yes, buy that girl if she is available

Fuck ya bros

>>50038610
What does it mean?

>>50039850
Yes, be a buying sir.
>>50039887
I've been buying, sir. Have you been able to say the same?

Stare into the abyss

God damnit make it stop

>>50038610
Nasdaq should be blood red. This is bullshit.

LOG JAMMIN BROS

PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO ENTER MY HOLE

PUMP IT BROS, HAND ME THAT OIL

Will there EVER be an end to the c**k & a**h**** posting?
>>50040292
>saving this to your computer
You're going to hell, brother.
>inb4 jews dont believe in hell
Earth will suck more for you, then.

I HOPE U ALL DO YOUR STRETCHES

>>50040309

Just filter it

IS IT DRAFTY IN HERE?

FUCK YA GAYSEX BROS

Like SQQQ and small mining stocks, as t->oo, these threads flush farther down into the shitter.

And boom. Just like that I remembered why I hate this thread and would elect everyone who uses it to become test subjects in horrible experiments.

BRAAAAAP

>>50039392

bump

HUNT SHOWDOWN BROS. LETS FUCKING GOO

Aight. I’d be cool with jannies just banning all of smg and preventing a smg thread from ever being posted again. This sucks.

How the fuck is this titty ninja thing a real anime?
Is it any good?

>>50039737
Mannaroni is full of shit.

How do you not know this? He used to shill blackjack strategy books.

This is just his new “I can make you rich” shtick. He’s playing off schizos by selling them what they already believe,
>“THEY” ARE OUT TO GET YOU!

Were none of you around for his “my dog is sick please donate to my PayPal” routine. He adopted a dog and got rid of it just to beg for donations.

EVERY TIME he claims to be persecuted you have to assume he is making it up.

He’s right about some things, but he is not on our side.

LOOK AT THIS ODD COCK BROS. CLEAN IT

Jannies did this. Sent this retard on a rampage. Banned anyone with anything of value to post. Fuck this sucks.

Janigger why aren't cleaning it up???? JANIGGER DO IT FOR FREE THIS INSTANT!!! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB THAT YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR!!!!!!!!!

Um actually thoroughly enjoying the /pol/ sperg out

JANNIES!!!!!! FIX THE FUCKING MESS YOU HAVE CREATED!!!!

>>50040324
That's your solution? Janny get's paid ($0) to do this, and that's your solution?
>>50040386
>>50040421
What're you gonna do, go to r/stocks? Get a grip.

>>50040457

Man. That beer tomato shit is really disgusting. Why would you post that here

>>50040421
Maybe only permit it to exist while the market is open? With an hour before and after for buffer

>>50039890
>GDP is going to be negative
>Market gonna pump
And immediately dump the next day like usual LOL

>>50040467
>disgusting
>probably one of the c*** posters
Lol alright, fag.
>>50040472
>With an hour before and after for buffer
So we can allow for "OOOOOOOOO" and "WTFWT" posting? Sounds ideal, anon.

holy shit

Lol is janny making pizzarolls or what

>>50039626
>>50039718
>>50039780
that's a man.

>>50040457
> What're you gonna do, go to r/stocks?

No, I’m gonna live a normal life sans schizos, weirdos, faggots who shove dolls up their asses, faggots who post dick pics, the attention seeking tripfags, repetitive shills, general retards, irritating pajets, Jews, poor nights sleeping watching futures, anxious days watching the market, faggot jannies banning me for posting anime girls, and, most importantly, smg.

This thread has been nothing but a detriment to my life.

>Get a grip.

Buddy, I have a grip on everything. This place just needs to end. I don’t love this purgatory, I want it to die. I need to be free. Every fucking day I come here a small part of me dies.

>>50040548
Literally just filter the IDs you fucking drama queen

Bullbros, do we want positive GDP or negative tommorow? I can't remember anymore

>>50040548
ok great, I didn't read any of that but what ever it is we don't care

>>50040560
Fuck you. You are contributing to the disease and rot.

>>50040578

Pretty bases

Are we still investing in uranium, is that still a thing?

>>50040548
Bro, you super do not sound like you have a grip on anything. Let alone your own sanity.
THIS PLACE causing all that mental anguish? Not sure it's /smg/, m8...
>>50040578
Very based and truthpilled, anon.
>>50040577
I think we want a negative, so JPow reverses course on rape hikes???

>>50040577
Not my call

>>50040577
>=-1.5%

looks like someone got really angry at losing so much money in the markets

many such cases
sad

>>50040578
It’s because you can’t read.

anyone thinking GDP tomorrow matters is retarded. its the 3rd confirmation print of the same gdp number. it wont move anything
buy OIL

>>50040636
I can read just fine but a blogpost on smg is literally not worth my time. Unironically go to reddit if you're interested in shitting up threads and attention-whoring.

>>50040621
I’ve been here for years. I USED TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE INSANE ONES.

YOU ARE LITERALLY LVING IN SHIT AND ARE OKAY WITH IT.

GET A FUCKING GRIP!!!!!!!

>>50040655

This is my first day here. I'm from reddit. Why are you guys so mean here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxFZ2CoScfw

He doesn't know about Benn Eifert. Vol arbitrage hedge fund. You Are An Idiot. You didn't watch this interview. Dumb cunt. Moron.

>>50040655
Kill yourself, incel

>Kill yourself, incel

>>50040548
Buddy
Check out anime girls computer

>>50040661
>Tells me he had "a normal life"
>"I've been here for years"
M8, you're not foolin me. This place is for learned stock investors, and speculators.
It's not r/mentallyill...

>>50040673
Don't like his voice, not watching it

Anyone have any anime recommendations for 2020 and beyond?

>>50040696
See >>50037856

Green rock bros did you all rope or get scared away by the troll posting?

This is by far the longest it's taken 4chan admins to address a /smg/ janny going rogue. I only say this because of all the disgusting stuff being posted by anons in retaliation. Can't say I'm surprised considering I got a warning for a biz related poll the other day.

>>50040685
> This place is for learned stock investors, and speculators.

Lol. Lmao even. This place is mental illness central.

The dot?
That schizo nigger you all worship?
The tripfags who I will not name?
SOXLtrannies?
SIGA trannies?
Bayhorse faggots?
This dick posting faggot?
All the other avatarfags?

The list could go on

>>50040723
Nope. I sold two months ago and just restarted accumulating this month. Also I sold everything smg related and went into divvy stocks while I recollect uranium.
>Let’s all laugh at DWAC and SIGA investors because they are one in the same

>>50040740
You forgot to add the "seething tranny with a pink ID"

>>50040748
Why didn’t you tell me to get out at the top, I’ve held throughout this entire dump like a cuck

You all deserve to be euthanized. It would be a tremendous boon to the gene pool.

Good night and goodbye.

May God strike you all down swiftly.

>>50040757
Kys, incel

>>50040767
>You all deserve to be euthanized. It would be a tremendous boon to the gene pool.
I'm married, anon. Can't leave my wife behind like that.

>>50040761
Because I watched margin call and Saw how transsexual Biden made the energy dept. I’m reaccumulating because we are at lows not seen since 2020 and America is legally obligated to stockpile uranium as per law signed in December of 2020
>never marry a company
>unless is a REIT with good divvies

infopill me on a REIT w good divvies

>>50040788
>>50040767
I bet you played the options in CLF and held RBLX to 30

>>50039211
Can you give me more details on how to analyze? Reits are more complicated then they already complicated normal companies. Which of the reit categories were the worst financially?

>>50040794
I get married and abused by my companies all the time

>>50040767

>>50039211
>Don’t see my ticker
Glad ima savvy investor who reads 10qs daily

>>50039337
What does the color coding signify? Also what is "industrial" reits in this case as it sounds like a variety of stuff.

Also any resources to learn to understand reits, as I know they have more complex fundamentals the make things like pe ratios not as accurate as they would be on something like Microsoft

>Kys, incel

>>50039632
>>50039751
LOL

wtf is intel doing? should I be shorting this shit?

>>50040740
Kekkies the dot is good fun

>>50040767
Don’t be a quitter. Don’t let the destroyers win.

>>50037856
>bobo only has a black whistle
>but the candle goes into the sixth layer
ackshually that wouldn't be possible

>>50040884
Semiconductors in general messed with the wrong people. Last time someone tried to mess with gamers, abortion was made illegal.

One of the best charts and I didn't find it in this shit general.

>>50040937
SOXL raped like half this general

>>50040949
Posted here weeks ago, retard

>>50040997
I meant to say best general ever.

>>50040993
I wonder if any anons have a $60+ average share price with at least $20k (pre dump value) invested in it

>>50041051
I’m like $53 or $59 average and lost $20k on it

>>50040993
We've also had what were likely insiders tricking anons into buying stuff just before a humuongous dump on said tickers
>Wirecard anon back in 2020
>Astra anon last week Friday
Likely non 4channers and just sickos looking for some sort of power play on wrecking people financially. Not sure if there's any legal ramifications for what they did as they seem to have used insider info to trick outsiders into buying something that was clearly going to dump with what theyhad available.

>>50040937
Wtf is that chart?
Is that fucking real?
Did the GPU market finally shit the bed from a drop in demand for shitcoins?

>>50040767
see ya tomorrow

>>50041102
Those are amazon.ca prices charted with the camelizer browser addon.

>FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50041051
I had 300@54 average and sold when it was at 46. So glad each and every day I saw this wasn't going to get better and cut. Even though most of it washed somehow I'm still up from if I had held down to whatever it is now.

>>50039626
I want to pull its hair while railing it from behind hard enough to make their titties shake back and forth

>>50041089
You still holding it? Ive been burned by that stock one too many times. Any time I touched it whether it was 2020, 2021, or now 2022 I always bought near a local top and it'd plummet hard.

At least you have a high paying job so your losses are much easier to recover, I do not have such a fortunate position. Currently unemployed and my best odds are warehouse work.......while holding a business degree.

>>50040257
>>50040278
>>50040292
>>50040303
>>50040316
>>50040330
>>50040349
>>50040394
>>50040413
Based.
Keep up the great work, anon

>>50041168
Do you think I’d fucking sell it?
Fuck ya I’m still holding it

>>50041190
Ouch. Can I see your portfolio chart? Its not down too much is it?

>>50041144
One of the dumbest things I bought was a junior miner in 2020 but I got spooked and sold it for about break even. It's like 99.9% down from my entry price right now lmao.

Reminder that Arizona is the ONLY masculine state in the union.

>>50041202
Unironically I traded better when I was panic seller. Apparently my losses were significantly minimized by trading like that. The /hodl/ meme has wrecked me way harder. The only time holding was a good idea was when I was actually super sure on the stock so it wasn't just blind /hodl/ing.

GAYSEX BROS !!

WE POXED ALL OF JUNE AND THE WORLD FAGGOT BROS. SIGA CHADS AND CMRX CHADS RISE UP

MY ASSHOLE NEEDS CLEANING. FREE CLEANING. GET IN THERE BOY, I HAD ENCHILADAS. Daddy's Messy

eyebleach for the lads

>>50041219
Hi Razorfist

THIS IS WHAT A MAN LOOKS LIKE. HAIRY SACK AND A LOOSE ANUS

>>50041284
Thanks. I hacked 4chan and I don't see it anymore.

>>50037856
Did u do dis?

>>50041293
I think Razor lives in Maricopa County. I'm not gay lol

>>50041168
Chop. Chop. Mean reversion. Chop chop. Beta slippage. Chop Chop. Daily rebal. Chop. Chop.

>>50041089
Chopped. Chop chop. The chopper goes choppity chop.

>>50041199
I’m down, like, $160k

>>50041199
>>50041389
Here’s another pic

>>50041399
DAMN BRO GO ALL IN GAYSEX. STOP BEING A SISSY FAGGOT

>>50041177
Fuck you

>>50041284
You sound like a faggot ass bitch from r*ddit T B H

>>50041409
FUCK U FAGGOT

>>50041370
>>50041376
Based glitch poster

>>50041420
bro get glasses

>>50041389
>>50041399
Hoe lee fuk
You're going to be poor, bro. Or just brute force it say fuck it and DUMP those jumbo paychecks into TQQQ and SOXL and emerge wealthier than most here.
Or dump straight to the bug hive china.

Here's rocker benis scoopsies. Would u?

>>50041426
> Or just brute force it say fuck it and DUMP those jumbo paychecks into TQQQ and SOXL and emerge wealthier than most here
It’s already all in on 3X.
That’s why it is where it is.
Just gotta hold for the next ATH.

>>50041389
>>50041399
Man ur getting wrecked hard. Any plans with those huge paychecks you get or just staying cash for now?

>>50041426
Its possible but idk anon sounds more like a long term gamble and hoping it doesnt fall 33% in a day eg soxl dumped about 21% mid way during market hours like 2 weeks ago.

>BTC is sub $20k again
Exciting shit, boys

>>50041518
>Any plans with those huge paychecks you get or just staying cash for now?
I think I might just sit in cash until Jerome stops hiking the rates

DXY chads not like this

>futures
oh nononono
Fucking bear rally finally over

>>50041284
Thanks. Had to update filters a couple times this evening. Futures broke down below the little range they were in earlier. I want lower but it might be setting up for some extra bouncy crab leaning kangaroo action for a few weeks.

>>50041553
if you seriously think we're not gonna rally for a 3 day weekend anon...
And don't even get me wrong, I'm 100% in SQQQ

>>50041577
>rally

Toilet rally

>>50041577
>ah yes 3 days off, better fomo into a bear market

>>50040927
Read the latest chapter.

>>50041425
Double posts happen to me because it says my captcha didn't work even though it did, that's the definition of a glitch

>>50041602
happened literally 2 weeks ago

Recycle >>50037609

>>50041355
yes

How many of you faggots are banned from my shenanigans?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5lMWQ1ZA