/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck tech stocks

First for stocks!

>>50034587
im just buying a small 2 bed home with over 50% deposit down and a small mortgage explicitly because im worried this isnt the bottom and that there is way worse to come but that doesnt mean i dont want to invest as much as is safe to do so, im hoping i can set myself up for life if i use this opportunity wisely

if you guys actually believe in the really outlandish bear thesis, when do you think the real crisis will begin? What we're seeing is just a basic recession, no indication of systemic risks.

>>50034596
Oopsies someone made a stinkie time to drink your syrup my little wolf of wall street.

>>50034668
I'm not getting it

>>50034664
what does the outlandish bull thesis state? we need to consume more debt, as crazy as it already is. right now the fed is preventing the so called implosion that everyone is waiting on, and its not working

Told you it's still a bear market. This week won't even be bad, next week is going to be ugly.

SIGA SISTERS?!?!?

How can I buy Rubles? It's the only thing that's consistently going up.

If it weren't for my exposure to commodities, I'd have capitulated already. Someone save me from this slow bleeding.

STORAGE REITS
You see those rows and rows of storage units every time your drive to the wrong part of the city. Well soon will be the time to start making money off those. NO, don't go bid on someone's crap via auction. Have someone's crap pay you instead! With layoffs already beginning, economic cool down on the horizon, and mortgage rates almost tripling from the low, public storage is the place to be! New home buyers will have been buying more and more crap to stick in their houses. If they end up getting cut as part of the mass layoffs happening they may lose their house. Where will all that crap go? The consoomer couldn't possibly fathom getting rid of his brand new, 15 foot mega giga bad dragon dong dildo, but he can't stick it in his car (AKA new home). Think also to all the boomers flocking to sell the top of the housing market to retire to some small shit shack in a tax free state. Where will all their crap go? Their wonderful, nostalgic memorabelia, collected over decades of the good times. It sure won't go for sale on craigslist/ebay/rakuten.

>>50034713
You can't. It's the reason it goes up, they restricted trading.

Is there room for further drops? I got 50k and i plan to invest 10k everytime it drops by 5%

>>50034724
ENTER STORAGE REITS
These people, rich and poor alike, will all buy storage units for their crap.
>Surely this down turn is temporary, right?! I gotta save all my junk for when the good times are back and I can put it in my new home.
But the good times won't come back. They'll keep paying that monthly fee to house their stuff that they're so attatched to. And that monthly fee will go straight to your pocket! Due to the tax nature of REITs they must pay out excess profit as dividends. FAT dividends, all while their stock prices go up and up due to the influx of business. Storage units tend to be in junky parts of cities. On the outskirts, industrial districts, and the middle of nowhere fields. This keeps costs generally low as they don't have to pay out the ass for prime locations.
>But anon, the land valuations on those areas won't go up. That means storage REITs will depreciate faster than other REITs.
True, the land storage units go on sucks. But who cares? They aren't trying to sell the land or be accessible. If you're hauling stuff out to a unit you need a car (often a truck) anyways. Metal storage sheds don't need much to thrive. Just a solid foundation and some sheet metal to keep those downtrotten posession safe.

>>50034724
>>50034744

>>50034744
UNEMPLOYMENT'S EFFECT
You would think that rising unemployment would cause the line to go up for public storage, however past data does not confirm that at all. Rising unemployment happens when the economy as a whole is taking a dump, so these companies don't do so hot either. Once unemployment levels off is when the real magic starts kicking in. Think of rising unemployment as the accumulation phase, except in this case storage companies are accumulating other people's stuff. As employment starts picking up again many of these people have already grown accustomed to having a unit, so they keep it despite the fact that they could grab all their stuff. Why? Because they've accumulated MORE STUFF! The consoomer must consoom, so they keep the unit with all their junk in it and put new junk in their new residence. You can only buy more stuff when you are employed, which I think is why unemployment going down causes units to finally start picking up.

>>50034735
So you'll be out of money before it even gets close to the bottom?? Lmaooooo

>>50034763
TICKERS
Personally I am not going to start DCAing into storage until unemployment is higher (at least 5.5-6%). Here are the picks I have looked over in the sector:
EXR - Second in mkap to PSA, but has overtaken it in terms of growth. Decent looking balance sheet. Seems like the best of the bunch.
PSA - Largest in mkap. Also has exposure to Europe via Euronext Brussels:SHUR. Balance sheet less good on this one than EXR, but they have the most locations.
CUBE - Has done pretty good with growth in the past. Seems more like they target transient movers (college students) over hoarders.
LSI (Formerly Uncle Bob's) - Seems pretty mediocre. Not a lot exciting looking over their site + balances. Won't do horribly, won't do too well.
NSA - This one seems to be an umbrella for many third party storage companies and specifically markets themselves as a trust. The newest of the bunch with good growth and a strong divvy.
SELF - This one SUCKS. Big stinky microdick crap. Barely recovers when it dips. It does have the largest dividend of the bunch at 4.45%, but maybe they should lower it and use the extra money to make their business better.

>>50034704
We're going to unironically have yearly pandemics now kek

>>50034778
And that's my storage spiel. It'll be a several year hold to see the big gains, made all the easier by those solid dividends along the way.

>>50034724
i saw someting a while ago that suggested the vacancies of self-storage units was as low as 3%. the first link i found on google has it on 8% 2 years ago.
think about the potential here. you get a facility with 50 units (this is a tiny facility might cost you 200k), its not unheard of to rent these at $500 americanos per month, minus some expenses like security cameras and lights, and boom you're making $19,000 united staters per month.

10 BILLION DOLLOR ETF OUTFLOW
CAPITULATION HAS STARTED
GET READY TO BUY THE DIP

I owe the Bank of Japan 30 million yen

King Bobo is tweeting about the Bullwhip Effect again. It's (almost) over.

>>50034847
What is that in USD? Like $3?

>>50034847
what is that like 30 bucks or something?

Against my better judgement I finally bought some SIGA.

If all this hype its getting on twitter doesn’t pump it I’m going to hold you guys personally responsible.

>>50034847
Hi China

>>50034826
>implying the bottom is in when unemployment hasn't even started going up yet

>the face she gives you when she sees your 401k is just some ballsack less index fund
>the face she gives you when you dont exit into cash to rebuy later cause you were afraid of "tax penalties" like an estrogen filled bitch
>the face she gives you when you thought you were some hot shit daytrading and lost it all

>>50034810
>$500 americanos per month
What on Earth?! I was only paying 60 for the ones I was getting when I was in between places. I suppose the bigger ones could go for that price if you tacked on an RV or boat. I'm pretty sure CUBE would be cool with franchising one, maybe PSA also. A little too much work for myself but yeah, it'll be lucrative.

>>50034901
You stole my fucking tweet

>>50034926
most women cant even spell 401k

>>50034664
When Americans start spending less and earnings fall short. It will be a self fulfilling prophecy, they think a recession is looming and things will get worse so they prepare by not spending as much. I think that's partly why so many msm sources are trying to make it seem like it's not; they're aware of the fragility of the psychology of the market. That's just how I'm seeing it and I'm definitely no expert. I'm not nearly as bullish as i was the past 3 or so years and it sucks, I have no idea what to do and shorting scares me because I've mostly lost money trying it.

>>50034778
Intriguing, they all seem expensive based on current P/E ratios but I’ll be following the tickers moving forward

Any thoughts on the Pinterest CEO swap out?
DocuSign had the same thing recently with their CEO stepping down.

>>50034778
> many of these people have already grown accustomed to having a unit, so they keep it

Seems like a big assumption. If people get laid off wouldn't storage be one of the first thing they stop paying for?

>>50034913
It was pumping today on insider pandemic news

>>50034926
That’s the face females make when I show them my bayblade collection.

It hurts every time

>>50034646
Even if you bought the top of the 08 bubble, you’d have made a ton of money on your house as long as you could make your payments and wait. A house is the best investment you can make. Just make sure you like it. It’s so much more than an investment. It’s your home to do as you please with.

I want to short something.
Might go for a cruise but they are still pre covid lows.
Dunno. Too many things seem random right now

>>50034982
I’m sure the delinquency rate is pretty high but it is not like they can just cancel their storage unit on a whim unless they have a truck to cram all of their stuff back into their home

Uhhh… bobosisters, don’t look at futures

Jerome Powell speaks tomorrow 30 minutes before market opens. I'm gonna die.

>>50034704
The vaccine is made by Bavarian Nordic. Ticker symbol BVNRY. Siga makes the antiviral which also helps with side effects from the (((vaccine))).

>>50035011
exactly, but I want to be safe and go with a very safe level of repayments and also invest in stock among other things in the hopes of spreading risk so that i can realise gains without selling my house, and that some of them will out-do my house

>>50035039
Boobs.

bros "buddy look at apple computer" aka "CANCEL ALL ORDERS" guy is alive and still makes videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAM_-eywSmg [Embed]

is this the bottom?

hannah_hays_ass.jpeg

>>50035039
Fuck I don't want to wake up that early...

>>50034931
heres acorn storage in DC area. a place likely to get fucked in a market crash. $666 americans per month for 10x15

Shit, I’m already down a 1% on my SIGA position

>>50034782
Bill Gates told us this. We were called schizos for acknowledging it.

>>50035082
heres public storage in austin texas. another place with a fucked market right now likely to explode. lower price for a larger space, but still HUGE profit potentials for any company

>>50034918
>>50034826
>>50034704

>>50034704
>>50034918

>>50034954
Can you help me explain to my wife what spending less entails? She doesn’t seem to understand.

https://youtu.be/5m7rNr91rC0
Oopsie Poopsie

Go fuck yourself, Linkedin

>>50035027
None of my after hours limits filled T_T

>>50035027

>>50035027
BOOP!

*ahem* does anyone know what time 2nd quarter GDP results are announced tomorrow?

anybody in quantum? i have some rgti and ionq. what are you fellas in

>>50035027
Bobos get gored tommorow after a 2 day hubris induced micro market crash

>>50035324
THEY'RE NOT THE OFFICAL REPORTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I keep losing money on the stock market!

How are you guys surviving during the biggest recession in history?

>>50035372
Wtf is public.com?

>>50035372
What sorta cancerous shit is that. that’s not a portfolio, that’s just garbage.

Done some rough calculations in excel. Can pay off that 18k, do my retirement stuffing at levels I'd originally planned for, and still have some green left over for fun stuff each month.. So I won't have to cut back anything in other words. Fuck you "life", nothing's gonna stop me from achieving victory. Fucking bout time that 780+ credit score came in handy..

>>50035372
I have 100 shares of apple at 142.85, currently writing weekly covered calls on it, thinking of slurping some oxy tomorrow morning, and doing the same.

>>50035325
Quantum computing? I’m betting on IBM because I hate Google and IBM reminds me of the good times.

>>50035044
>>50034704
>>50034913
>>50034704
SIGA sisters confirmed as stupid nigger faggots. SIGA does not make the vaccine and all that matters are the vaccine sales because this fringe disease is only spread through gay butt sex. Better off investing in BVNRY

>>50034962
P/E isn't so reliable when it comes to reits https://www.reit.com/sites/default/files/media/PDFs/UpdatedInvestorsGuideToREITs.pdf.. Essentially the depreciation is less important with reits due to the fact that they're relying on renting to bring revenue in. Funds from operation and NAV is better to gauge these companies.
>>50034982
The hoarding mentality is very sad and I have seen it firsthand several times. These people like their stuff too much to get rid of it despite not having any room to put it. Even out of work they'll pay for the unit because their stuff is too important to them. They don't even try to get rid of things until they're dying or dead. A lot of it really is junk like decrepid dressers, ratty couches, and of course the platic tubs stuffed to the brim with random documents.As >>50035024 highlights delinquincy rates are most likely very high on these things. Unfortunately I can't find much about delinquency rates directly as that stat often gets rolled up into other pnl calcs.

>>50034962
according to his spiel, you wait until unemployment begins to rise to go in balls deep in them.

>>50035454
That’s why I hold both.

Asians buying oil again.

>>50034668
>>50034704
Fantastic, another poke to add to my collection!
>>50034625
Cringe
>>50034628
Based

I for one opened my shorts too early - but after today the first of them have started to turn green, heres to hoping that tomorrow is a real dump fest.

>>50034826
source?

Japan is going to speed up nuclear reactor restarts, uranium imoutos......nippon is coming to save us........nippon banzai! nippon banzai! Fuck you pearal harbour!

I was down 5% today bros

>>50035482
Quite early I might add.

>>50035082
>>50035108
Holy hell that is pricy. I was always getting the smallest unit available because I have very few things. Looks like prices as a whole have also massively spiked since the start of '21 https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/PCU49314931

>>50035011
>It’s so much more than an investment. It’s your home to do as you please with.
just don't forget to pay your rent to Big Government Goy and we will have no problems.

Ah, and depending on location you may have to purchase a permit to modify it.

>>50034668
There are not enough 3rd gen Vaccines available. Take the CMRX or SIGA pill. CMRX is doing a lil something fr fr AH no cap

>>50035471
>>50035479
I’m leaning towards starting a position in CUBE with my next paycheck because the fundamental idea is solid. The delinquency problem isn’t really a problem in the grand scheme of things as storage companies get to auction off delinquent units on stuff like Storage Wars (which is a largely staged TV show).

Storage Units, like a lot of industries definitely takes advantage of the worst in human nature and with that sweet divvy isn’t the worst thing to hold on to.

>>50034251
>option 1 - NORMIE MODE
Stay in cash, hold it until the market completes its dump then buy the bottom of your favorite stocks

>option 2 - BOOMER MODE
Buy some boomer divvy stock like KO where your losses will be very small, but it's very safe to just set and forget it

>option 3 - GAMBLER MODE
Buy 3x inverse ETF's to profit off the market dumping, try to ride them out until the market bottoms then sell and buy the bottom of your favorite stocks

>option 4 - ROLL THE DICE MODE
Buy 1 year out puts to profit off the market dumping, try to ride them out until the market bottoms then sell and buy the bottom of your favorite stocks

>option 5 - DEGENERATE MODE
Buy option spreads daily and ride the candles both ways for profit

It's just that I'm not gonna be is all

NIGGER

>>50035640
Don't post cocks again ffs

ITS TIME TO EARN YOUR PAY YOU AUTISTIC NO LIFE FAGGOT BY CLEANING CAWKSS

>>50035661
lmao thats a chubby fellow. I wonder what game he is playing while naked.

How do we profit off there being even more niggers in the US.

>>50035661
HOOOOOOOLYYYY BAYZED

>futures

Jesus janny, you really are just sitting here waiting for cocks to clean. You really are passionate. We salute your service

>>50035704
>What are blue states

>>50035728
ITS NOT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING

>>50034721
I ran into Rick Rule at Popeye's. He was getting a a 16pc signature chicken family feast meal. I asked him if he loaded up on uranium and precious metals during the recent downturn last week and he replied "it's inevitable and also imminent that this chicken is going to be eaten." At that moment I was enlightened.

>>50035744

>>50035752
Kek

>>50035744
HE BOUGHT CALLS
HE HELD LONGS

>>50035440
you make good money selling calls? thinking of adding this strategy

Market goes down, I buy SPY. Market goes up, I buy SPY and UPRO. Simple as.

>>50035744
MUMU ARE YOU OKAY???

>>50035808
based UPRO poster

>Enter a delta-gamma neutral position
>Short time
>Only downside risk is an increase/decrease in volatility
How do you hedge against this? If it's a particular equity, VIX might not necessarily have the exposure I need

>>50035808
Redpill me SPY, I have been DCAing polkadot parachains

>>50035039
Max fuckery. Bc careful anons

>someone is going around turning off AC units in my neighborhood
What the fuck? Why would someone do this?

>>50035952
muh climate change

2 weeks of gains deleted in 1 day. I can't bros, please remove biden from office

>>50035952
Power company gorilla ops.

Would it be retarded to buy some SIGA calls?

>>50035951
I stared directly into his pee hole and it was bearish

>>50035886
Buying into spy is a meme because you're betting against the bear trend that we're currently in. The economy isn't going to get better anytime soon with sleepy joe at the wheel.
You're better off investing in the current thing which may be energy. Siga may also be a good bet, but it's a meme at this point until we find out if the pox would be deemed a threat.

Dollars? No thanks. I hold Yen.

The on the ground realities that the fed wants to cloak from the general public is that these markets are doing absolutely horrendous propped by fake money. The fed has two choices: One was to keep throwing money at the problem until it completely collapses under its own weight. The second was to hike up the rates leading to a massive liquidity crisis the likes of which have never been seen in the history of the world but lead to a slow meltdown over a few years.

Am I the only one actually having fun with this schizo market?
Anticipating what the algos are going to do and why whilst this whole overleveraged market corrects back to the average... its great.
SOXS is awesome.

>>50035986
>Buying into spy is a meme
>Siga is a good bet

>>50035440
Doing this, but on a 2023 leaps

Works okay, just hope it doesn’t moon when you have the short call going

>>50035996
I shorted MRK successfully and lost $5. I'm loving it.

>>50035011
I bought my home in 2016 for 280k. The previous owner bought in 2007 for 300k. He had been trying to sell for what he paid for years and that was closest he could get. My current zestimate is 540k. I'm doing some minor renovations and will put a new roof on this winter. 600k by christmas

>>50035986
I guess I will stick to bagging polkadot, EQ and a few more parachains. I am a fan of utility

I made $50 off of SPX options in 37 seconds this morning; if I had held it through the day it'd probably be closer to $10k
I know that that's not what scalping is but it still feels bad

>>50035990
Stagflation is a bitch

>>50035886
ETF that tracks the S&P 500. Averages 10% growth per year. Low volatility. Slightly higher annual fee than VOO, which also tracks the S&P 500. But it makes up for it with the insane options liquidity. Fantastic for selling covered calls or other options spreads. A $10,000 initial investment, with an extra $2,000 per month, would make you a millionaire in about 17 years. Even faster if you buy UPRO (3X S&P 500) during bullish market periods.

>>50034668
Huh, guess I will grow my own pitcher plants and get rich selling extracts during the next lockdowns soon.

Thoughts on BMY? Anyone here own shares?

How much of a dense gorilla nigger do you have to be to think the market is going to bounce back past all time highs this year? How do any of you think “buying the dip” right now is a good idea?

>>50036102
For buy and hold investors, would you say VOO is superior to SPY?

>>50036122
they know something we dont know

>>50036079
0 DTE index options are like crack. I made $13k today on them. But usually I lose. It’s lotto games to me

Man futures are tanking HARD right now, is that dump related to the monke news?

>>50035986
>SIGA
You might as well buy CRSR or SPCE while you are at it. Practically bargain bin prices.

>red futas

>>50036124
Because if your time horizon is longer than a year, these are probably some of the lowest prices you're going to see over the next decade

>>50036125
Yes. Same product with lower fees = higher overall return for same risk.

>>50036161
Commendable choice in futa

man futes red already huh
so much for that """bear market rally"""

>>50036155
>-.02%
>hard

>>50036125
Yes. But the difference is very small. I think VOO has an annual fee of .03%, and SPY at .09%. The dividend yield is near identical as well. Link below highlights the differences.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4452928-spy-vs-voo-etf-better-buy

Would you buy this chart

every quarter it's the same thing
USAC chads crush it
butthurt permabulltards call us poor
it's all so tiresome

Cathie Wood is a financial genius!

Just look at the stocks she bought:

TSLA
ZM
ROKU
SQ
COIN
EXAS
U
TDOC
TWLO
PATH

I fucking hate my life

>>50036124
Because the second crash will be really really funny

How are the futures bros?

>>50036219
are you the head honcho? i wanna learn the usac ways and set aside a few grand to try your method - can u explain?

>>50036244
It could be worse. You could be working for free here and cleaning disgusting cocks 24/7 for free

>>50036261
Yes

>>50036261
very green

>>50036261
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>>50036224
innovationsisters...

>>50036102
Ana is hot as hell but damn her waist is mediocre

>>50036153
ive blown out my gambling account twice now doing that (after turning 900 into 29k during covid), so this time I decided to act like someone with discipline
So far it's going well; my only +10% loss so far has been on an overnight gamble that's not in line with the 'discipline' theme

>>50036244
Some of these are too real

>>50036202
No. It looks like a kitty kat formation. Very unpredictable. Potentially dangerous if too big. I'm more of a doggy dog formation guy myself.

>>50035148
Planning for the future is a masculine trait. Women are like kids they just wanna live in the moment and have fun. This is why you don't let them spend but then take them out somewhere nice/fun once a week. Which doesn't always need to involve spending a ton of money, maybe a little picnic at the lake.

>>50036265
yes, it is easy
a month or so before the div record date, you start buying calls
you sell them about a week before the div record date and start buying puts for the following month <<<<< you start here
then you sell those puts 2-5 days after the div record date
then you wait 2 months and the cycle restarts
you can try some other things but these are the two things that work the vast majority of the time

>>50036017
if the pox is memed into being the big bad next scary epidemic, then yeah it would be. But this is straight up speculation. Not charting here yet, but the stock is under consideration.

>>50036287
Good post

>>50036303
the next scary epidemic could be the literal plague and it wouldn't matter. people aren't having that shit again

>>50036244
Please I don't come here for the feels...

>>50036077
I am slurping EQ, GLMR and ASTR as well. Wake me the bear is over retards

>>50036284
Nice. Yea the quick money when the trend is easy like today is thrilling. Then you try it on a few chop days and get BTFO.

Gregory Mannarino is contractually obligated to call someone in government a retard at least once per video

>>50034724
200 IQ bull thesis

When is my net worth going to stop going down?
I'm stashing away like $6k a month... yet my net worth has been losing about $10k a month on average...
I have no debt, I'm not making any purchases.... it's just...

>>50036077
I am slurping EQ, GLMR and ASTR as well. Wake me when the bear is over retards

>>50036255
wrong timeframe

>>50036334
it always happens when the market suddenly reverses and you're left wondering where it'll go next. Chops up for a week or two then straight back to the trend. That's when the most money is lost desu.

>>50036302
so i shouldn't bother with calls this time since my entry is late and should buy Aug dated puts towards the end of July?

>>50036414
Welcome back

Ahhhhh yea its time

good grief not this shit again

>>50034744
>>50034763
>>50034778

all REIT guys know storage is one of, if not the best performing sector over the long term. The land and structures on it are actually quite valuable and can trade at 4% cap rates, or at least they did before debt costs got all fucked. Investors aren't stupid though and storage is priced with an understanding that it will outperform long term. I'd agree that they're more attractive to a generalist investor now given the selloff they've undergone.

If you can hold Canadian stocks I'd also look into StorageVault (SVI) -> they're better than any of their US peers and basically own the market up here

>>50035986
>Buying into spy is a meme because you're betting against the bear trend that we're currently in.
No it's about hitting great entry points for a long term hold.

>>50036319
and I don't come here to see small dicks but here we are...

BIG DONGS BIG BOYS BIG CLEANING

>>50036380
Post portfolio

What's been your greatest investing play?

For me it's been not falling for FOMO on Rivian, Bumble, Pinterest, and AirBnb
My portfolio would be so fucked. Good thing I had run out of money cause I almost bought shit ton of Rivian bags

Second best play was holding off on buying the past week and last few days. I was about to blow $500 on overpriced stocks

im opening a new investing account after i blew up my previous one which im never looking at again (maybe the shit will be green in 5 years)
im also going to put every move i make on a new twitter

would anyone else be interested in following each other's twitter trading journals to peer pressure each other into doing well and not buy meme garbage anymore

>>50036396
Either way, it looks like we'll hit sub 3000

>>50035082
holy shit I pay $450 for a 30' x 40' workshop.

>>50036451
The vast majority is just some Vanguard funds and MSFT (I used to work there). My stock picks are doing terrible as well, but that's a small percentage overall...

>>50036454
Even after last week, oil companies
But arguably acoomulating cash this year has been a smart move so far. I'll probably miss the bottom though.

>>50036334
Agreed - the thrill is addictive. I know and admit I'm a gambler, at least
My goal with this round is to earn monthly the first salary I was ever paid, and it's definitely doable so far

>>50036449
I hate the dick spammer too. Why can't he just save it for his therapist or his local bartender...

>>50036152
Like what

>>50036315
>People aren't having that
'people' don't have a choice. If you recall the last two years, it doesn't matter if 100% disapprove, soldiers follow orders mindlessly, cops follow orders mindleslly, wageslaves comply and nobody resists in any way. Get in and hope they try to pull midterm shenanigans with it.

JUST WAVING AROUND THE RED WHITE AND BLUE NEXT WEEK BOYS. BUT FIRST I NEED A CLEANING, I HAVE NO MONEY BUT I HEARD THAT WONT BE A PROBLEM

Holy FUCK futures are green

>>50036224
Cathie Wood invests like a fucking retard. She invests like a woman on trendy companies "disrupting" is such a fucking meme.
When I saw Redd"tors all over it I knew to stay clear. Its like those etfs that invest socially responsible companies

>>50036268
>>50036285
>>50036319
I wonder what kind of life I could be living if it weren’t for the childhood ptsd

BRAAAAAAAP CLEAN ME UP BOY. I double your pay (0.00)

>>50036572
how can i achieve this physique

>>50036506
Well see man. If inflation is as fucked as we think it is. Which it's got to be then there's still lot more to go. I'm keeping steady and growing my cash for the bottom or near bottom

>>50036396
>>50036467
Over a time frame that large you should adjust for inflation. I think what's more interesting if price/sales.

>>50036597
Push-ups and never diet

>>50036603

Why not do this in new threads instead of posts in /smg/?

>>50036603
Here's the price to sales chart for SPY.

>>50036629
Because fuck u nigger. Wanna ban for political talk? Have sum cawks

>>50036629
these posts are at home here in suckable meat general

>>50036647
But why do we have to suffer?

>>50036569
The only way to find out is to get over it or else you will never find out. I'm sorry bad shit happens but we all owe it to ourselves to move on because life is suffering and the ride never ends.

>>50034724
Stupid nigger. The lower class lives in storage units. If you want to be a jew make the poor live in pods.(JFC no wonder they're doing this)

can they just rangeban this faggot already?

>All these companies on LinkedIn trying to recruit me like "We offer super awesome benefits like medical, dental, vision, and 401(k)!:"
Like... does any company worth consideration NOT offer these things?

I haven't made any money in the past 2 weeks.

women genuinely have no game, I hate bumble so much

Odds are pretty good that aluminum is going to start moving like a shitcoin in the next 3 months

>>50036647
Are you a tranny? Or are those hands a girl’s hands?

>>50036698
If the insurance is 100% paid for, and the 401(K) has an absurd match, like 15% or something, then yeah most companies don't offer that. Most companies have shit benefits.

>>50036714
I like to open with a knight.

>>50036714
Do bald men in their mid 30s have luck on Bumble?

>>50036724
All these American companies are like "We offer 2 weeks vacation and 4 weeks after 10 years!!!!!!!!eleventy one".
The only company I considered switching for offered 6 weeks PTO starting.
We need to be like Europe and offer a whole 1-2 months sabbatical starting; I learn the most skills for my job on reading and hobby projects (free time).
Some companies offer unlimited PTO but it's a trap and no one actually takes it.

oil do be doing a little something tho

>>50036754
Probably. I'm 31, only reason I have 500+ matches is because I look white and I'm in southeast asia. Even on the other side of the world all I get is "hi".

>>50036754
I think we all know the answer to that. Do you have the George Castanza clown hair, or completely bald?

>>50036776
Ah, I see. I won't bother then.
>>50036779
I shave it, so I look kind of like a wojack I guess

>>50036714
>>50036754
I'm white and have long hair in my 30s but am only attracted to skinny introverted nerdy tom boys. How would I do?

>>50036814
just use the gay apps fag

>>50036814
Also I'm a manlet (5'8").

>>50036805
>>50036814
You guys would do absolutely fine here, believe me. I'm a 4 or 5/10 at best, kinda fat too. Just have white skin.

>>50036805
Well, make sure you have some great pictures of you and if the bitch responds you have nothing to worry about.

Thank fuck the dick spammer seems to have been banned
Thank you jannies

>futures

>>50036635
To return to the 1.66 price/sales mean SPY would have to dump 36%, assuming sales remain constant.

>>50036875
For now

>>50036830
I used to be a glowie, so I'm generally afraid to visit non-NATO/5EYES countries. I'd probably be kidnapped and tortured by the Chinese, Russians, North Koreans, Iranians, etc...
>>50036841
Sadly, I have no pictures

>>50036875
He's just asleep lol

>>50036454
your greatest plays are having not bought stuff? kek
i could name 100 times i could have invested but didnt and then it went down
great plays are when you short it

>>50035965
SIGA is cursed for options. Buy shares or stay away. The juice are playing games with it.

>>50036884
>>50036890
Why can't he just go and stay go

>>50036875
Give it another 10 minutes until he drives down the road to the next fast food restaurant with free wifi...

are we starting the next leg down again or was this dump just some hebrew tricks?

Assuming we’re >=-1.5%, the markets will have no reason to continue dumping because we priced it in today

>>50036875
Janny simping.

>>50036905
>he doesn't want to look at cocks while he trades to maximize his cerebral output
Fucking queer

>>50036669
I don’t know how

>>50036122
Burry buys this. I sold mine 2 years ago.

>>50036912
Nothing is ever priced in. The market is moved by stock buybacks and options hedging which are in turn by the corporate bond market.

>>50036917
>>50036914
I just don't want to see dicks in /smg/ is that too much to ask for?

>>50036805
>>50036814
Women worship satan therefore if you want to attract women you must have the 6 sixes.
6 pack
6 figures
6"
6'
6 other girls currently orbiting you
the same hair (on your head) you had when you were 6. (not bald)
These are minimum requirements, start with a score of 10, each 6 is worth 4 points, if you are missing 3 of these no woman will date you.
Also short Meta - all their meta quest 2 ads feature persons with dark skin and the headset apparently makes people sick.

>>50036941
*in turn moved

>>50036945
Your ngmi

>>50036388
EQ is my best bet amongst all parachains, ARK is for polygon network. Meanwhile I am buying no Ethereum shit

>>50036945
I kind of hope he hires a bot farm that posts nothing but dick pics for 300 posts. Can you honestly say that wouldn't be as productive as any normal thread?

>>50036899
FOMO is a bitch bro. I made some good plays pre pandemic but then didn't sell st top now I'm stuck with bags like DAL

>>50036302
well i guess u logged off - i gotta gets some fine dining in my belly - check in with u later

>>50036889
Based. I'm the reverse engineer / hacker / cybersecurity anon who contracts with the glowies. Posting from a separate IP.

>>50036960
*you're

>>50036967
If he did hire a botfarm that would actually be pretty funny.
And no, honestly it'd be about the same productivity wise but I just hate looking at dicks.

>>50036880
> I can actually hold you
noted, this is in fact physically possible

>and help you through your problems and be there for you
aaand now we're crossing over into the fantasy domain

>>50036967
lmao actual pajeets working around the clock posting cocks in a basket weaving general. I could see that.

Apple is yet to have a reckoning.

>>50036993
>you're

>>50035039
The market has rallied every single time he has spoken though so

>>50036764
My first job out of college only offered 1 week PTO. Anyways, I had them pay for my FINRA licenses and then quit immediately.

>>50037010

>>50037004
it's impossible for apple to go down many have tried...

BVNRY Chads. We’re gmi.

The low today was 380.53 and the May low was 380.54. COINCIDENCE?!

>>50037004
>the fruit cult is holding
who could have foreseen this

>>50037023
Which fucking slave ship did you work on?

>>50037004
Bury unironically shorted the only tech stock not completely shitting the bed.

tomorrow will be a financial nightmare

>>50036948
Now explain how to profit off a delta neutral position

>>50037010
yea for like a week at most then it goes back to dumping again each time
we are not going back up until rate hikes stop. which won't be until big layoffs happen everywhere. and honestly that probably won't stop inflation either so it might still be rapehike time. At least we aren't undergoing literal hyperinflation like europoors.

>>50037070
>not completely shitting the bed
yet

>>50037031
>>50037068
>>50037070

Apple reverted to the mean at the end of 2018. There's enough time for it to grind down. They're running out of cash to buy back their stocks and corporate bond market is dumping so borrowing to save their stocks will cost them more.

How hard are my SIGA puts gonna print tomorrow?

>>50037010
I find listening to him talk soothing, I can only imagine wall street feels the same

>>50037124
After the way the day ended, that's a hell of a gamble you took.
No real way to know if that stock is going up or down tomorrow.

if AMD opens below 78 I am so screwed

>>50037168
BASED

Buy TQQQ and fuck off with your dick pics, you retarded faggots.

BIG STROKES FOR DADDY

>>50037070
didn't burry lose 9 figures last year?

>>50037092
Ummm is the answer to post pictures of fat old men's penises in smg?

OH FOR CHRISSAKES HES BACK

DADDY NEEDS IT, BOY

>>50036921
Try meditation twice a day for 20 minutes and accept that all things pass and return to nothing. Find peace and tranquility in that everything we know came, is connected to, and shall all return to its origins of nothingness. Don't think of it as a pessimist desperate to cling on to meaning where there is none because all you will know in the end is loss and sorrow as you become lost like a rebel without a cause. Greet everyday as the gift that it truly is, a blank canvas for you to find new kind of peace and meaning everyday. You will find yourself reborn in consciousness and in touch with the infinite potential and possibilities inside you once you accept this and let go of yesterday in exchange for a better today and tomorrow. It was never meant to be easy but pain builds character and we are the master craftsmen of building our character in spite of what we are given in life.

I am in the presence of greatness. 2022, the year /smg/ was cleansed.

FUCK YA BROS

Jannies do your fucking jobs jesus fucking christ

>>50037168
LE PENIS IS LE GOOD

>>50037177
>>50037234
Fuck you

Oil bros how we feelin

>>50037275
That's not very nice.

>>50037292
You deserve it for praising the dick poster

having this degenerate fag posting during US late hours every day
who would have thunk

Cheap debt -> corporations borrow money and buy back their stock -> the market pumps.

Recall Powell was buying corporate bond ETFs back in 2020.

>>50037170
>if AMD opens below 78 I am so screwed
lamo what the fuck did you do

>>50037299
He's just trying to spice up a stagnating general. I admire his cause.

>>50037275
Fuck u

>>50036714
funny thing is so many will complain about men who only say hi or other "boring" openers

>>50037287
Our stocks collapsed for no fucking reason and I am furious. Give me my $10 more per share back you fucking jews.

>>50037306
what do you think

>>50036880
Anime waifu meido robots can't come soon enough.

BIG CL EANING JOB BOY
Catchall dPme

>>50037317
>>50037340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

Just be yourself when talking to women. If they don't like u, their loss

>>50037322
Oil companies are heavily leveraged. They borrow to pay their employees.

ENOUGH WITH THE DICKS

Women should be treated like dogs, not worshipped

JANNIES JUST APOLOGIZE TO THE DICK SPAMMER

>>50037340
Nice cock

I'm so fucking sick of the dick posting...

>>50037395
THIS AND ILL STOP

>>50037321
I actually ran into 3 bios so far with that exact same complaint. The self-awareness just doesn't exist.

I really hope jpow gives me the exit pump I need.

>>50037415
literally one fag and janny too retarded for ip range bans

>dick picks that aren't from hot trannies
Kisame we're leaving.

I hope all of the AirBnB boomers contract the monke p0x when they have to go and change the sheets.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING DICKS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING THREAD

>>50037429
PUMP IT WITH A BRO

>>50037436
Noo haha that would be terrible haha

>>50037447
lmao

>>50036934
The only thing I dislike about BMY is the loss of exclusivity on revlimid

MMM IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>50037448
I want to compliment your dick, but bro, wtf are you doing to your body holy fuck

>>50037429
Bruh, you had all of last week... or what about that face melting pump in late march?

Do you guys think Big Tobacco is going to recover? They got heemed pretty fucking bad last week. Thinking of buying some long dated MO calls....

>>50036941
Lowest iq post in this thread, stick to crypto schizo

>>50037470
Palates with a bro

>>50037422
did they say hi

>>50036714
The stupid shit is they expect you to make the conversation interesting after such a stupid one word opener or they stop messaging you all together.

>>50037471
I bought on monday like a dumb ass

>>50037429
Play Pump it Up and perform Rocker's "Gay Sex Trance" ritual, you might be rewarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA

>>50037502
Variations of it. "heyyyy" etc.

Cmrx Chad's wgmi

>>50037513
feelsbadman.
Those bags are going to be real heavy when the inflation data drops tomorrow.

>>50037517
I hate women. knew a girl who complained about that in a soc thread. and then would routinely message me with hi and when I pointed it out she got upset

but I don't like Dicks so I'm be taking my leave.

Penis spammer please stick around next thread, shalom.

>>50037533
Heavy dongs for heavy boys

Bake now I have something important to share

>>50037556
Here is what I have to share J

>>50037575
Hurry up and bake I need to leave work but I need to use the IP to post!!!!

>>50037489
>1 post by this ID
Which bags are you holding? I never bought crypto in my life.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/04/softbank-reportedly-the-nasdaq-whale-that-bought-billions-in-options.html
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/archegos-lawyer-argues-banks-knew-how-the-game-is-played-1.1773391

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>>50037597
>>50037597
>>50037597

>>50037395
For fucking what? Clearly the dick spammer is in the wrong, regardless of whatever started this

>>50037533
I think I might just buy a bunch of long dated puts at this time since I'm only down 4%.

>>50037598
Stop talking about the bond market anon, it is way above your head, the market is not held up by corporate buybacks, please stop posting

>>50037633
It's held up in part by corporate buybacks and options hedging, not by information being "priced in" "efficiently".

>>50037672
you definitely couldn't explain those two things if you tried

>>50036454
going into XOM in 2021 @ $44.96. Took profits at $86, no regret even if OIL goes to $200.

second best being selling out of LUCID and MTTR during the Meta craze @ $47.59 and $28.24 respectively.

>>50037720
??? 1. Corporations buy their own stocks to prevent dilution when they give stock options to their employees. 2. If you buy a call option, the seller either buys 100 stocks to hedge or already owns them.

>>50036698
>401k
Why shouldn't I just put my money into low expense ratio index funds?

GDP will miss
Headlines will say "yup, its a recession, confirmed"
F.E.D. will talk about being less hawkish, slowing rate increases.
Dollar down
Markets pump

>>50037339
I'm convinced that the moment there are passable sex bots in mass circulation the human race has a generation before extinction.

>>50037841
Options plays are still votes for a direction in a stock price, just as buying or selling, this is not keeping the stock market afloat, as you could make the argument buying and selling the normal way would as well, it only increases volatility. The point of investing in stock is capital appreciation, buybacks are a way to return capital to shareholders. Thanks for listening.

>>50038039
And both actions decrease the supply of stock for reasons other than information about the company's health.
>thanks for listening
Go smell your farts elsewhere retard.

>>50036445
>Great entry point
>After rates have barely been raised and we are not even officially in a recession yet
Kek’d

>>50034744
there will be no acttual bear market ever while the BooMOARS are alive. This is their world you're just shiting in it. QE 20 is going to rip the junk out of those storage units so fast the shitty tin shoeboxes will implode from negative pressure like some kind of gay dying star. We NEED that junk to fill up Mr. Chang's 10 McMansions that he has contracted Mr. Singh Balbir to construct, who has farmed the work to ethiopian refugees who are pretending to be unemployed so you can pay for their fairness bennies. You will NEVER be right because the world is GAY, and you are not as GAY as me.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!