/biz/ - Business & Finance

So how did you do today anon?

Holy hell I'm tired, no idea what's going on. Are we up or down now?

Guys...Mannarino isn't feeling too good...

>>50031394
The look of a man stuck bagholding fucking Litecoin of all things

>The President has asked us to raise awareness about SIGA

>>50031390
Take a wild guess

The only reason I can think of for this much red today is that people got the GDP estimates early

>>50031388
I fucked her btw

>>50031319
Your Captain Bobo welcomes you on board. In case of an emergency pink wojaks will drop on /smg/

>Carmello.
>Yes, sir.
>Get me the anon who claims to have the GDP estimates here by 6:00am.

>>50031472
>Her

>>50031456
FOR THE LAST TIME, TOMORROW IS NOT Q2 GDP

>>50031472
No surprise. Those sexy grandad socks and slippers are enough to drive any man wild

>>50031319
SIGA THE ONLY THING GREEN TODAY

>>50031533
>suicides
It's only money.

>>50031533
>david hunter
Every time kek

>>50031533
>Like David Hunter says

>>50031388
>>50031533
checked

>>50031521
>>50031564
Based Margin Call poster

>>50031561
Are you too retarded to look at oil stocks?

>>50031533
David Hunter taking out Redditors single handed. Can he get anymore based?

>>50031561
Is SIGA done pissing and shitting in our mouths?

>>50031533

>>50031574
cmon legendary get

>>50031533
I know I'm not buying til I see wall st fags jumping off rooftops
Simple as

SIGA is going back to $8. Doubled down on my short position today.

>>50031617
I'm buying SQQQ until I see that

Then I'm buying more

Why can we just wipe clean the debt and just establish whatever we are at now to just be 0. That's the new floor. Everything else before that? Just erase it. it never happened. It's just a number after all. And not only that we can just keep going forever and ever thanks to the fiat being what it is. It's literal infinity with no end in site. Just adjust credit companies from locking up and we are good :)

>>50031533
>the true melt-up was redditors lighting themselves on fire like toaster steve because of their losses all along
david hunter accelerating natural selection. based.

>>50031546
Yeah that's in end july. I'm talking about the month over month one tomorrow

>>50031533
At this point, I think David Hunter was paid by big banks to provide exit liquidity from retail idiots.

>>50031632

>powell speaks again tomorrow
Oh boi i should have bought more puts

>Cushing drew down another 650k barrels
LOW FUEL
STALL
LOW FUEL
STALL

>>50031632
pls post short position, want to add to my SIGA fud folder
will not make fun of you, I promise
pls post short position

>>50031669
Great post, you sure convinced me I'm wrong.

>>50031632
Nice larp kiddo. You have to be 18 to post

>>50031533
Maybe the real melt up is in the suicide statistics.

>>50031574
Check em

>>50031674
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
NOSE DIVE
TERRAIN TERRAIN
TIME TO DIE

>>50031673
>Cracking eggs on rim of pot

Btw i hope you guys already know that next monday markets are closed

>>50031736
Yeah wtf I've seen him say in some videos to crack it on a flat surface

FYI PSA: The APPLE COMPUTER man has a youtube channel and is making crazy options gains and basically you're stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/c/FreeOptionTradercom?app=desktop&cbrd=1

>>50031673
Last two times the market went up, while I had to listen to democrats talking nonsense.

They Don't Know About The Funeral Home Company. The Value Play. The Death Play.

>>50031578
I wasn't being literal you dense faggot

>mfw bought $22 SOXL calls expiring July 15th a month ago.

That's $2000 I'm never going to see again. Stupid gamble, thought we would bounce back from $18 back to $22+ but instead markets gapped down. I'm not going to chase my loses, just going to work my wagie job and eat potatoes for a month and chalk it up as a lesson.

Any thoughts?

I'll probably stick to DCA'ing into high dividend paying ETF's

>>50031781
If I wanted to profit off death I'd buy KO ty very much

>>50031574
Also to make the Zoomers seethe.
Buy VOO and VTI.

>>50031795
puts are quite lucrative to recoup those losses
0 DTE or sooner will ensure you can accelerate your ability to make money

time to buy more SOXL

>>50031795
First half of every month has been bullish YTD

>>50031795
>buying monthly options
You're a retard catposter

>>50031833
Kek

>>50031561
siga is scam, bought endp last week when u were memeing butt sex
the obv play is ban fuck trophie extraction, sell plandemic B.

>>50031533
>David Hunter
Am I retarded, or what was he known for before all this melt up memeing?

>>50031795
The only reason why you bought SOXL is because of some autistic retard that spammed anime every day all day. You deserve this loss. Your lesson is to never trust grown men who post anime.

>>50031795
>monthly options on LETFs
this fucking general man

>>50031839
SOXLsister... no... your portfolio can't handle that much rape...

Short SIGA

>>50031833
After getting rekt so many times on options far out honestly I'm just going to swap to this. It's worked out 2/3 times so far and it beats waiting months to see those horrible expire worthless emails.

>>50031869

>>50031869
Losing people money
So desperate were retards trapped from 2021 "gains" that they latched onto anything to keep the retard pumps going. Thus the HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP
And the retard anons that shilled it relentlessly here. Pretty sure it was a psy-op unironically.

They Don't Know. About What Is Inevitable. And The Company. With A Huge Moat. The Peter Lynch Once Talked About.

They Don't Know About That Company. A Boomer Company. A Value Play.

>>50031892
HE IS FUCKING TAKING THE MONEY AND RUNNING ISN'T HE!!! GET BACK HER MELTYMAN!!!

>>50031632
>>50031687
>>50031887
post position!
pls!
pls post your 2 put contracts!

I feel for you NEGG and CRSR bros (if you're still here). This was supposed to be the decade of the gamer.
Anyways, did you guys get anything on the Steam sale? I got Mordhau.

>>50031869

>>50031388
-7%

Opened a bullish position on SPY at the end betting we priced it in today and will have no more reason to dump more tomorrow

>>50031881
you fear what you dont understand

>>50031918
This your new jxn?

>>50031877
Last time I checked I think SOXL actually had way more options chain liquidity than the unlevered ETF. Go figure.

>>50031456
How could they already have the q2 gpd numbers if the quarter isn't over until Thursday? I fucking knew all the data they give us is fake and gay, but I didn't know it was rigged this bad. Fuck it, it's time to just stay calm and stay short. We're not getting a soft landing, we're getting a fucking depression combined with fuck me in the ass levels of inflation.

>>50031887
>just short is bro..... because just short it OKAY!

>>50031929
I mean, dude is old as fuck. Was he a fund manager? Did he fuck Charlie Munger back in the day?

Gdp is going to come in -1.7% tomorrow, and SPY is going to instantly hit +3% and finish the day +4%

>>50031456

CPI peaking, Oil breaking down, or GDP being bad will cause a rally. Market will then expect the pivot.

And then when the Fed doesn't pivot the market will freak out and go limit down.

>>50031942
Yes. It's my new JXN but way more boring imo. Because JXN had gargantuan statutory capital. This is just a company with a really nice weighted avg cost of capital that is mid single digits (5-6%).


This is. The company. That no one talks about.

>>50031961
They changed the risk from low to moderate to the general pop. Unironically, 2 more weeks before its severe.

>>50031986
Why is JXN being redeemed then you basterd?

>>50032021
bcuz im shit! shit at choosing stocks! hahaha!

>>50032003
skulls for skull throne

>russia sells oil currently for 30-40$ a barrel
>they produce barrels at the cost of about $3 a barrel
What the fuck

>>50031974
the fed won't. just because the market is addicted to liquidity doesn't mean we can risk run away inflation.

>>50032071
You're welcome

>>50032071
>>they produce barrels at the cost of about $3 a barrel
Source on this? Last I checked the Saudis had the cheapest barrels and it was more than that.

>>50031564
ONLY money?!

I kinda expect mm's to pump spx back to 3950 tomorrow to liquidate all of retails shorts and then dump again on monday.

>>50032071
SA does as well. It the reason they can fuck with oil market from time to time. It's also mostly SA that cuts when OPEC decides to cut production, because they make a killing of the price anyway.

Made it scale:
>Own a house: 3 points
>Own an apartment unit: 2 points
>Own a paid off car: 1 point
>Have a white GF/wife: 1 point
>Have white babies: 5 points each
>Have other cash/assets: 1 point per block of 100k
how many points do you have?

>>50032104
Some one needs to stand up to this Biden guy. I sick and tired of him destroying this country with his greed and his corruption.

>>50032167
0

>>50032180
i didnt vote for him

>>50032180
He has done great for oil sir. Soon he will do great for SIGA and CMRX. Please don't slander this senile old man. He is trying to be a good boy and do what hes told.

>>50032167
1

>>50032160
SA has the ability to adjust their output more easily than anyone, Russia is the opposite and hence were reluctant to cut production in 2020 because many of their wells would be expensive to bring back online once shut down if they could be restarted at all.

>>50032167
>Own a car - 1 point
>Own 100k - 1 point
You know you can buy a cheap old car for a couple hundred. Game needs balancing 0/10

>>50032167
14

>>50032137
Thats production cost. To get it out of the ground. The rest I believe is taxes and transportation. Imagine setting up a middleman business to buy russian oil as India, swap it for international clean oil, sell the clean oil at the brent spot.

>>50032167
13

>>50031408
He actually capitulated on all his equities and crypto, and is now all in commodities.

>>50031947
There is so much dumb money in this market after the past two years.

>>50031394
What happened to "it's either up or down"-man now?

>>50032167
How many points do I get for having a gookfu? She's got to be worth at least 2 points right?

coal chads where we at

So are they delaying the US crash until the midterms?

>>50031784 #
I mean I dont have any better ideas man
>>50031504 #
Well I really think things you can grow, and increase the growth of with genetic modification will fair partiuclarly well in a shitty society. Some of the variables, such as becoming alive and growing are relatively fixed, while price is not. You can also adapt your product depending on different economic factors, it may benefit to change up the quality of flesh your fish has. Anything you can grow is going to do well because it manifests into reality without any jews in the way.

>>50032167
Only 5 points...

>>50032167
10ish

>>50032261
India is already doing that. They are redeeming as much Russian oil as they can but the logistics are tricky.

>>50032298
your comment above got shoahed.

>>50032295
Your a cocky fuck, I made over 17k buying SOXL calls last year, yeah it sucks I pissed away 2k here but dont feel so smug

>>50032312
I would be amazed if recession doesn't come by the end of Q3

>>50032340
How to invest in oil redemption though?

>>50031564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1BfYn58oIo

>>50031319
>>50031574
I don't understand, did the market actually expect consumer sentiment to get better? Why would there be this much of a sell off because of that?

>>50032073

I would say more printing and high inflation is not a risk so much as it's an inevitability. Just a question of how determined they are to keep pretending otherwise. IMO more determined than the market expects.

IOW, they can either bail out the markets now or finance even more of the resulting giga-deficits later. Same outcome to their balance sheet and money supply in the end.

>>50031574
Rollin

>>50032167
15, wouldve been more if it wasnt for russia being a faggot

>>50032177
Exports =/= economy

>>50031795
>>50031839
Cats carry a parasite that causes schizophrenia in humans.

What are you guys buying right now? Any specific sector?

>>50032167
Unironically 0. I've accepted I'm ngmi though.
Life is better that way.

>>50032408
It did. Then they expected it to get worse. Then it became worse than worst. Inflation expectations are here to stay. Feds fucked.

>>50032464
Shorting real estate and bonds.

>>50032167
>White gf/wife is making it
You can keep the dogfuckers

>>50032493
Through REITs? and what maturity of bonds are you short

Which one of you is this

>>50032408
Look at the bond market. Bond ETFs were slowly fading since the Friday morning gap up. The stock market is a hoodwink.

I never fucking buy myself anything nice other than the occasional nicer groceries.
I don't even earn a lot (3k euros after tax a month at 25) and I still put aside 1200 a month easily. Never give myself anything fun because I feel like it's a waste of money and I'll regret it later on
Hate this and I hate myself

>>50032167
20, nothing fancy for a house or car but thankfully have them and happy to have my wife and children. Now to work on growing the assets.

>>50032167
>Have other cash/assets: 1 point per block of 100k
2
>Own a paid off car: 1 point
1 in a few months I think.
So 3 total.

Who /CRAK/ here? Oil chads are gonna make so much fucking dough when president bitch fails.

>>50032167
1 point for the car. I paid 1000€ for it.

>>50032525
*corporate bond ETFs to be specific.

>>50032167
>own a car (it is a shitbox)
>net worth is about 200k since 60k of student debt
Life could be worse.

Man, what a beautiful return to normal today. Energy up, everything else in the crapper, all is right with the world and makes sense again.

>>50032526
just be smart with your money. a fishing rod and jigs to catch baitfish or a metal detector can pay for themselves and give you something to do and somewhere to go

>>50032457
Where did you get this graph

>>50031795
>eat potatoes for a month
Based. Cheap proteins are getting tactical right now. I just picked up three pounds of turkey burgers from Trader Joe's for $10.50. Would have cost $20 at Stop n Shop like what the FUCK.

Also, store brand everything. Multiple supermarkets in the same area to get all my ingredients the cheapest. I need to raise the next $100 to make a conservative play. Hint. It's oil.

Which you can also buy at trader joe's, a full 32oz, for $3.29.

>>50032514
>Angry Pajeet who got rejected too many times

>>50032520
Drv/drn. Did it quickly because it was options and they didnt have great liquidity. I have puts on TLT, got worried from the recession but jpow is implying the hike is still on.

>>50032459
toxoplasmosis

>>50032526
Just pick up a hobby. Like tinkering with small gas engines or something.

>BX

>>50032609
My wife just picked up 10 costco rotisserie chickens for 50 bucks. Great for salads, and goes great with steamer bags.

>>50032664
Blackstone to 0 fuck them and fuck Larry Fink

>>50032662
>>50032599
I live in the city center of a city here in the Netherlands where do you think I'd have the space to do something like that
Everything is a waste of money

>>50032312
Recessions never arrive in the summer. I’d expect the mega crash to happen in September or October

Will the markets pump at open tomorrow?
Should I buy more puts then?

>>50032682
I wish

>>50032703

>>50032609
id be careful on the store brand stuff, peanutbutter gets adulterated with basedbean oil and shit

>>50032600
That's a shoop idiot

>>50031961
I'm getting deja vu

>>50032703
there's always a first time

>>50032703
>September
Reminder it's still Shemitah year.

>>50031781
Throw some COLD https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=COLD&ty=c&p=d&b=1 in to preserve the back log of cadavers?

The only stock I own that isn’t -30-70% is lkncy… which my dad told me to buy so luckily that is most of my portfolio but I’m -3000 dollars because I listened to you guys

>>50032703
1 million munkeypox cases end of August.

>>50032682
>fuck Larry Fink
You're not getting any ESG money with that attitude goy.

>>50032664
What the fuck is this the System of a Down guys?

>>50032778
Hope he dies a horrible, painful death.

>>50032778
I hate Elonfags but I cheer on TSLA specifically because it's so overvalued depsite having a low ESG score and for no other reason

>>50031767
Thanks for sharing.

>>50032768
Which advice did you folllow?

>>50032719
It's true. I'm drinking store brand cream soda right now and it tastes like someone poured cement in it. This will definitely affect my health.
>>50032665
I gotta take the Costco pill. Fuck, how many Americans are doing this? I don't see why this wouldn't result in an explosion of earnings, but, clown market

Who bought the last dip? Are you sweating now?

>futures

>>50032835
i bought ze pump, the mumus tricked me, i hate cocky bobos/mumus, they always trick me.

>>50032778
>ESG investing

look at SPY volume 6/8 & 6/9 then look at the volume for yesterday and today

>>50032831
Soxl,nvda and stuff like that that was shilled here

>>50032861
u can literally see scoopsies building from here

>>50031932
I have done the opposite. But I hold you no ill will my friend. I hope someday we both make it.

How crazy will tomorrow be in Futures/Pre-Market when GDP QoQ releases at 8:30am and Jerome Powell speaks at 9:00am.

>>50032514
you cant have white babies without a white wife

>>50032883
I hope you realize a good portion of people here are mentally ill.

>>50032915
Cluster B girlfriend tier.

>>50032682
What is the worst loss you anons have had?

>>50031574
rolling
>>50031388
my large caps are down, miners down, Oil up, bit of cash and lots of shiny metal just sitting tight. No options or anything so I can sleep at night

>>50032937
>AMC call

>>50032636
Think TRNO https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=TRNO&ty=c&p=d&b=1 would be a good short? Mostly industrial real estate in metro city areas. Feel like I'm late to it as the fleeing from the cities has already mostly ended.

>>50032921
he can't have them with a white wife

Wait is it true you guys still live your parents?

>>50032976
Yes

>>50032915

>>50032976
Yes

>>50032976
It's saving me roughly 260 a month by living with them right now.

>>50032976
I dont anymore.
but there is nothing wrong with it
>lived with parents while saving money
>saved up 1500 a month instead of giving it to a jewish landlord
>2 years later used as deposit on my own place
>live upstairs in my own house
>I am now the jew landlord to the rentiod in my basement
You live at home as long as you can while stacking papers for your own place.
Never rent, pay mortgage instead

>>50032976
I pay my landlord 500 a month to keep me away from getting sucked into sweaty weekend half assed dad projects and having to mow grass.

>>50032748
So are we going to see the crash after shemitah concludes or do we pump afterwards?

https://youtu.be/0AYzzzBaPBI
<3

>>50032976
>Snoops fact check: Mostly false
While the average anon does in fact live within their parents household most have long since sold their parents into slavery in order to raise more capital - therefore they can be considered the sole heir and owner of the house

>>50032932
>implying were all people

>>50033030
If you worked weekends too you wouldnt have to do that.
Or lie, say you work weekends then throw your dad $100 when you get home to pay a lawnfag to mow it for you
>hey dad i made this at work today
ez

>>50031953
>depression
This is worse
2020's are the beginning of the end of cheap shit. The demography of the world is falling apart. The US's shit demograhics are unironically good compared to much of the world and the producitivity/consumption is only getting worse from here on out. The golden bull run was/is is literally the end of an era.

>>50033066
Good.
FUCK you stupid zoomies. You cant go 2 seconds without consooming shit.
I see people throwing out good solid wood furniture just because its old, then they buy some shitty fake chinese cancer wood from wayfair to replace it with. nigger just paint the top and you'd have had a superior and natural product

>>50032976
My parents live with me.

It's just that I'm not gonna be is all

For 12 hours, the janny just sits in /smg/. What a fucking autistic neet

FUCK YOUR BIDEN JANNY NIGGER

>>50033105
>zoomers invented consoomerism
What a laugh.

But I agree, the end of easy free shit is in many ways a disaster but it will likely be a gateway to a healthier culture.

Amd bros wtf happened

...god dammit

BIDEN CAN SUCK THIS asian DICK

>>50033194
What

>>50033213

>>50032976
Every day I let my parents know how much their generation fucked it up and make them acknowledge their generations disgusting actions. I tell them how much better the world will be when they're dead and tell them to thank me for not putting them in a cheap care home.

>>50031916
I'm fAexFoA2

>>50032915
If GDP is positive we dump
If GDP negative we pump
When Powell speak reverse the previous
>Green GDP
We continue rate hikes
>Red GDP we pivot
>Wildcard
Red GDP Powell continues to rate hike causing -10% NASDACK

>>50031574
They're not wearing masks due to chinkflu. It's because they're Goddammit ugly bugmonster fish faces. Any white man that likes these bow leggedcat eaters deserves to have their progeny look like a down syndrome FAS baby

>50033152
Well of coarse he sits here for 12 hours, he/she has to dilate all day. At least the janitor is making good money cleaning the cocks here. Are you in SIGA?

>>50033170
>What do you mean why did i spend 1200 on a new phone?
>its NEW!

>>50033105
Who gives a shit about the end of stupid mass produced shit.
I do my own plumbing
I do my own electrical work
I repair my appliances
I try to reduce buying new things as much as possible.
It will be a blessing when Stacy can't throw out her year old furniture because she just loves the new ikea set.

>>50033235
Well?

>Le bottom
>Le priced in
>Le meltup
>Le minor to no recession
>Le dip
Anons I keep screaming for you to shift into short positions but you mumus keep fighting it. Sure like 90% of the time its a bull market but if you look at the macroeconomic situation it shouldnt be so hard to see this is one of those other 10% times right now. Im gonna be bullish again soon enough but now is just NOT the fucking time.

>>50033213
Cock poster showed up briefly

>>50033179
Nature is slowly healing itself.

These threads keep getting worse and worse.

>>50033236
I kek'd

>>50033152
Not sure what is more autistic, the benis spammer who spams benis at all hours of the day or the janny who is available to delete posts at all hours of the day.

>>50033299
its hard though..cause mumus get so euphoric after like 3 green days.

>>50032167
23. 3 little cracker babies helped

>>50033333
Nice.

>>50032167
5

>>50032298
-3

>>50033299
I've tried short positions the past two weeks and got severely burned

>>50032167
Do you mean "rent" an apartment? Owning an income-generating apartment complex I'd say puts you above owning a house.

>>50031986
No one talks about STLA either. I’ve been buying that. Never hear about it.

>>50032976
the alternative is paying like a grand a month why the fuck wouldn't I live with them? its helping me save a ton of money for my first house

>>50031932
>Betting against the trend when we are on the brink of a recession
Uhh

based

SPY daily low today was 380.53. May low was 380.53.

>>50032167
5

>>50031932
I sold my spy call at the top this morning because I had to go to work. When I saw that giant red line down I bought puts and sold at market close up 98% profit today.

Will likely lose it all tomorrow when I open another short position

>>50033333
Autism is powerful. Both wield it and both need each other.

>>50033417
The fractal nature of the stock market freaks me out

>>50032937
I took a $23k bath buying SOXL calls after April FOMC cuz I thought it would pump

>>50032976
No. I'm so old my parents live with me

>>50033457
>cuz I thought it would pump
Did you see it in a dream?

>>50033417
we hit the 360's for a bit earlier this month though

Bank of Canada changing rules for HELOCs. 200 billion out of 1800billion of HELOCs at risk of default due to rule changes!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/osfi-rule-changes-1.6504148
Say it with me, SOFT LANDING!

>>50031892
>when the last payments from JPM and GS hits your account

Anyone using TastyTrade how can I hide my current position in order to make a new one in the curve mode? Currently have a spread and when I try to make another one it calculates both spreads combined

>>50032167
>>50033349
Looks like I'm the winrar. Don't kill yourselves in jealousy too quickly guys, I'm 41. If I had taken this test at 30 my number would be 1 for that sweet paid off car

>>50033457
how prevalent are the heloc's there compared to the US?

>>50033417
AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DOES IT MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50031427
>attack of the clones

>>50031970
Yes and then immediately go -5% the next day and everyone will act surprised as though we havent seen this exact pattern with every negative piece of news that came out this year.

>>50033536
NVM I found it

this is it, I can feel it, I'm melting oooooooooooooooop

>>50032407
based

>>50031887
Probably not a good idea. Legitimately, bobo. I'm worried about you. Don't do it.

>>50033454
>>50033497
>>50033601
It was the pivot that caused the market to rally in May. What does it mean? Fuck if I know. All I know is that its an important number for them.

guys the omega-bobo thesis is starting to get to me

im freakin out

>>50033663
I doubt anyone here shorted siga. They really have to be a degenerate gambler. Soon as they do, it will probably moon to 50 kek

>>50031970
>you now realize there are bots that trade based on news sentiment but there is a bug in the library
https://pypi.org/project/NewsSentiment/

>>50033654
>firms post shit articles saying the bottom is here and the recession is over
>retail investors lap this up and buy their bags
>short the market after bags get bought
>retail investors get cagey and sell
>firms buy cheap
>repeat x F

>>50033673
>All I know is that its an important number for them.
Yes, they are quite into numerology. I was just being a faggot. Anyway, double bottom? Maybe? Ah, who am I kidding.

>>50033654
The bottoms are waiting, lurking in the shadows. You think you'll be safe when WHAM you're suddenly the top in a loving gay marriage with a husband and two ethnically-vague children.

>>50033703
I shorted

What's going on with The Mannarino?
https://youtu.be/hIOBhIgViuw
He's been getting very "doom and gloom" as of late. Like "end of the world" type of gloomy.
And now today he has revealed that he's going through some personal issues at the moment.
What's going on with him?

>>50033780
bs prove it

What are straddles useful for?

>>50033804

>>50033785
He's a schizo, he's one of the best. He's salty that his trades have been shit the past year.

>>50033785
He panic sold and is now coping as most do, instead of admiting the mistake

Reminder Monkypox will be a giant nothingburger because there’s already a vaccine available. This wasn’t the case for Covid

Ahh yeaaaahaw

>>50033821
>>50033824
Maybe after that 37% haircut to his entire portfolio his Femmearino is refusing to touch his willy.

Ride em cowboy

Holy shit enough of the gay porn.

NEW COCK CONTENT BROS

>Having this many pictures of naked dudes on your hard drive

>>50033703
Someone must've shorted SOXL

looks like gay sex is back on the menu, siga to 100 now

>>50032167
10

>>50033890
He certainly has a type

ON COMMAND OF JONATHAN ROCKER. THE HAM SENDS HIS REGARDS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50033888
Goddammit it rocler stop posting your nudes

>YFW /smg/ as a general gets banned

>>50033888
What drives a man to this?

SKYKANG

I LOST $20 ON TQQQ TODAY
WHY LIVE????

Well he didn't prove that he shorted SIGA. He proved he loves chubby short dick men. Thank you janny for cleaning cocks here. You earn every cent they are paying you.

>>50032381
>I made money with calls during the mother of all bull markets, I'm not retarded!!

we're going to recover once the shemitah is over right? right?

>>50031319
I'm down almost 80% on my Chamath stock.
>Has anyone seen Chamath?

>futures

im tired of bottoming, i want to top again

>>50034006
Schizo take is reversal at the end of the shemitah
Logical take is reversal once fed slows rate hikes
Anything else is just pointless noise

CLEANINGCOCKSALLDAYFORFREE

Did I just see a fat naked guy gaming? kek.

Anyone have holdings in healthcare?

>>50034061
Don't say it like that

Hey Faggots,
My name is Bobo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Lines"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>50032167
>>Own a house: 3 points
>>Own an apartment unit: 2 points
>>Own a paid off car: 1 point
>>Have a white GF/wife: 1 point
>>Have white babies: 5 points each
>>Have other cash/assets: 1 point per block of 100k
House 3
Cars 3 paid off
Asian wife 0
2 happas 5 points
Assets 3
Score: 14

Not having a liberal Shiite woman in my house: Priceless.

Can I get munkypos off the toilet seat at work?

ive always just traded and invested in crypto because i had very little disposable income, but i just made about $400k
I'm putting $200k down on a house, 50k into a rainy day fund, and want to invest the remaining $150k in a variety of things, including the stock market
but i've never ever held stock and have literally no idea what im doing, should i just plan to be an index fund baby for now?

>>50032167
I have a white gf

Am I gonna make it? also she doesn't own a dog.

>>50034164
In ETFs. Not individually.

>>50034251
If you believe market will go up TQQQ
If you believe market will go down SQQQ
If you want fat divis do JEPQ/JEPI and SCHD for boomer shit

>>50031673
those scrambled eggs are still fucking raw

>>50033380
Ah Im sorry to hear that brother. It can be hard to know when it is due for a relief pump. I wish you luck in the future.

>>50034284
The english and french love runny eggs, its fucking sick

>>50034251
>just made about $400k

how?

and why do you think you have 200 to buy a home with 150 leftover? what about taxes?

>>50034251
Do not listen to retards telling you to buy SQQQ/TQQQ.

Wait for shit to sufficiently dip then buy ONLY good companies or buy short certs for high leverage and small amounts so you can learn.

Set away like $1k as your learning money. If you manage to make at least 500 bucks from that 1k you can consider dropping larger amounts.

Do I keep buying TQQQ? And / or UPRO? Still have cash

>>50034226
yes you can

>>50034251
>ive always just traded and invested in crypto because i had very little disposable income, but i just made about $400k
WTF are people doing with their lives that I'm not? I'm an experienced engineer with a 4-year degree and a security clearance who just recently started making 6 figures in my 30s with no kids/spouse. The most cash I've ever had was when I saved up a $40k down payment for a townhome while living with parents. People here be like "I have $100k lying around, what do?"

>>50034311
It's an after tax gain
I have, liquid, right now, 420k and I have paid all the taxes I needed to
I don't know what I'm doing but I know I dont want to fuck it up

>>50034329
>>50034226
you could try on clothes that someone else tried on
you could stay at a hotel, and if they didn't change all the bedding
you could also be sitting in the same room with someone with it for several hours and catch it - it's airborne, just takes more hours to catch it

>>50034282
I really want some SCHD. I’m looking for a good entry. I was sitting on some cash to buy in the 50s, but it just keeps going up. I was buying FDVV for a while, but I have 300 shares now. I want something with more defensives in it.

>>50034365
Invest into raw commodities like oil, lumber, and cocaine.

>>50034359
taking on risk an being rewarded for it. If it is any consolation you could just as easily blow up, which is why risk is well, risk.

>>50034408
I took on risk and was punished for it.

>>50034319
>leverage
>>50034251
Never listen to people telling you to borrow against your capital, you do not need to leverage at this point.
If you are fine with 1/3rd return just do SPY/QQQ

>>50034359
I’ve caught a lot of unicorns. I just never used real money when doing so. I turned $78 in to $8,000 with a penny stock. $500 to $9,000 with SHIB. I always put the proceeds in to ETFs. Always use a stop loss.
It’s really hard to do that consistently though and you’ll just end up losing money, even with stop losses if you do it too much. It’s just luck in most cases.

>>50034406
>cocaine
Ticker?

>>50034482
ko

>>50034251
I would DCA with that much capital, timing the bottom of this upcoming recession is too risky. Buy safe shit like Index Funds and ETFs.

>chart indicators tell me MSFT is going higher
>buy calls, confident about my research
>MSFT dumps
I HATE TECH STOCKS
>I HATE TECH STOCKS
I HATE TECH STOCKS
>I HATE TECH STOCKS

>>50034365
1. we might not be at the bottom yet

2. you could have taken a loan against your holdings and used the 800k to buy a house then somehow taken mortgage on it to buy more sticks.

I think it works like that

What's everyone eating for dinner after such a red day?
For me: stale bread with some mustard on it, and water

>>50034390
SCHD is a safe bet, and incredibly lucrative if done right, thing is the yield on JEPI etc compared to SCHD makes it so SCHD only becomes attractive after 8 years of continuously dripping, but then compound interest and dividend growth really kicks in and you'll 5x the return you would have done in high yield etfs.
Use: https://www.marketbeat.com/dividends/calculator/ to visualize

New >>50034596

>>50034567
could be worse, you could be in uranium where the fundamentals are perfect and all it does it dump and make you pray for death.

>>50034608
I thought we used to wait for 350? why do we keep making new bread at 300

>>50034631
Not on this board

>>50033828
I’M GONNA BOOOOST!!! (((VaCciNeS))) YEAAAAAAH!!!!! OMG itS a VaCksheEN!!!!! OooooOooOOOOoooOoo
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>50034631
Bump limit is 310 on /biz/

>>50034610
>uranium
>fundamentals are perfect
I don't even have a proper kek face for that retardation

>>50034588
Zero to do with stocks you dumb faggot

>>50034061
>>50034173
Kek

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>>50034567
how

anybody in quantum? i have some rgti and ionq. what are you fellas in

bros "buddy look at apple computer" guy is alive and still makes videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAM_-eywSmg

I should have closed my overleveraged position. 2 weeks of gains literally deleted by today's dump