/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50028888
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,155.942B, 96P = 22.458B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,213.784B, 97P = 22.823B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50028888
very nice quads, checked

ummmmm... dotbros?

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50028888
Big checkies!

>>50028888
YUGE bakie check!p

>>50028888
Soon

>>50028888
Thanks, senpai.

You really think someone would do that? Just get quads?

kek baggies

oh look. The 46th thread where I report the baker for scripting digits

>>50028888
checked

>>50029048
you know what to do

Nothing has happened this month.

>>50028903
please refrain from using my jpeg that I stole screenshotting a previous post

kek baggies

Who is the ultimate baggie in this thread? I'm @ 223. Post averages

>>50029048
>announcing a report
Yikes

>>50029117
kek baggie

>>50028952
I am interpreting.

>>50029117
>hey fellow holders of gme stock let's share information!
>while we're at it shall we collude?
>let's decide on a time to purchase the stock in tandem!

Tech stocks will Deep dive after hours. This post will not be deleted.

What is love,
Baby, don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me,
No more

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50028888
Big Big Big Big Checkies

>>50029200
acknowledged

The stock is moving my basterds

I will interpret the DOT in 15 mins at 2:30PM CST and something else will happen....This is a post that you will see and not remember

What is love,
Baby, don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me,
No more,
No more,

>>50029207
>>50029275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--HGt-BO4XQ

>>50028952
Where do I go to watch the dot in real time

>>50029162
I am happening. Something is interpreting the square.

>>50029339
Dotdotcom

>>50029358
pls do not interpret

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID "IF YOU SQUEEZE IT, THEY WILL CUM"

SQUEEZE IT COHEN AND WE WILL CUM

>>50028888
I'm bikin' uphill and it's burnin' my quads (obstacles)
I'm bikin' downhill and it sound like a fishin' rod
Savage, I'm bikin', yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYGPcfUqzL0&ab_channel=Blonded

>>50028888
>Digits

Nice x4.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50029339
https://gcpdot.com/
Do not interpret the dot!

Shorts are in a type of hell of their own making. Nobody is selling, everyone is buying, they can't cover and their positions increase by the day. The only way they can leave is for another shortseller to take their place, like souls of the damned they must drag in a replacement so they can be free. The negative articles aren't targeted at us, they are targeted at tricking new shortsellers into entering this crowded position.

>>50029382
I'm sorry, mom, I ate the mushroom honey casserole.

>>50029484
It would appear the dot is a citrus flavor of some sort, possibly tangerine.

>>50029358
Sam hyde stalks my Instagram for some reason. Doesn’t follow me but comments occasionally

Mo' ass for the MOASS, WAGMI! See you anons in 3 days!
>>50028888
Based baker, with the digits that just won't quit. You da real MVP.

>>50029540
Are you funny?

>margin calls
>haircuts
>ta
>countless happenings
>endless dd
>still nothing
You realize the only way to force MOASS is to wait until DRS hits 100%, right?
>B...but market crash
Well we're tied to spy and crashing right now and still nothing. Also the market has been crashing for the last 10 years so...
>But the marketpla-
Won't cause MOASS

Rope anyone?
>Thanks Gamestop!!!
>B...but

>>50029030
Dude, what if you ACTUALLY got quads. Like, what is that? A one in a million chance? Kinda crazy huh?

>>50029507
Based
>50029630
Sneed

It sounds like a lot of Cats are now having doubts about holding this Fucking stock. They just can't hold out any longer and you see a lot of them tapping out and selling right now. You Cats have a lot to Fucking learn in this world before you can ever defeat someone like us. You strike me as untrustworthy.

If you Mediocrities keep holding, let me tell you what is going to happen. Let me give an example here. You have got some Fucking GME stock. We are going to take your Fucking stock, and discover the true price of it, and once we have found that price we are going to give it back to you, and we will keep the fake equity that we have taken out of this Fucking stock that you artificially inflated. That's not your money, it doesn't Fucking belong to you! This is what the Fuck we do!

>>50029653
Mm it can't be done. The technogy just isn't there.

My mother childhood friend passed away from cancer this morning, been friends for 50+ years and it was a horrendous end. I really need the MoAss to happen so we can all have something nice like a holiday & I can make a donation for the funeral she was a kind lady and didn't deserve it.

Please Cohen

>>50029382
I just interpreted it, but only a little bit. Am I gonna make it?

>>50029668
Dunkot sit the fuck down you Donald duck sounding motherfucker

>>50029557
>Handbra jeans
that's the good shit right there

>>50029697
Shart your pants and check ur email ;)

>>50029275
Why is there cum flying out of this muscly frog's mouth?

GMERICA o7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0KrbsvbxtE

>>50028888
Big Check! WAGMI, FRENS!

>>50029767
It's your cum, I stole it from your bf's ass while you were sleeping.

I wasn’t going to say anything, but I confirm tomorrow will be Wednesday Today.

GMErica settlement services
matt lauer

this post will auto-delete in 5 minutes

>>50029765
I don't know if you subscribe to shart theory but I'm all out of shart. My shart reserves are dry,

>>50029987
I'll poop your pants when you don't have the strength. That man's name, was Einstein. :)

>>50029971
Your wife's reproductive services
me

this post will auto-delete in 5 half-years

this is never going to fucking happen is it
I need to stop day dreaming on zillow

We’ve been robbed by the jews, but after Shmitta they have to pay us back everything they owe us with interest. This is a rare Shmitta that happens once every 300 years. It was on such a Schmitta that the jews were expelled from egypt, rome, england, france. Everything bad that happened except for the holocaust which was fake

>50029668
>My existence is unjustifiable, dial 2 if you would like to know more.

>>50030111
You desrespt Kek,

>>50030034
"Forward, the Shart Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the soldier knew
Some one had blunder’d:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred."

so i just had a crazy idea. hear me out. this revolves around the googolplex theory for gme, but i think this is what cohen was implying when he said he was looking for long term investors, and how it actually proves the infinity pool correctly. hear me out
>dividend only goes to CS users
>RC purposely allowed hedgies to keep going to add to the pot, but also give time for enough stockholders to DRS
>will allow the DRS pool to become as large as possible so that it creates the following scenario
>RC will allow the split, because the dividend will greatly amplify the holding of even an x holder
>this will convince even low x holders, and even xxx holders, because of how much the dividend will actually be worth due to the hole the hedgies have dug and the effect it would leave on the economy if everyone were to sell at le 6mil meme numbers(btw not a meme actually just a low-ball number)
>make it so hedgies,DTCC, and Seede&Co have to pay monthly debts which are issued back in as the monthly dividend for directly registered stock holder
>RC would probably sue, but doesn't have much control of actual brokers
>doing this though would also make brokers liable and beyond making 500k per share through broker class action lawsuit could happen wiping every corrupt financial institution that acts as a middle man
just my theory though that popped up thinking of it not as making a lot of money, but possibly as someone with power trying to re-shape and mold something in my interest where it's not rigged, and against you if you're not on the DEEP swampy shit inside.
tl;dr i think RC is going to make the dividend yield fucking juicy and enacted the split so low end share-holders could make enough monthly off of it to want to keep them in the company, but also to make large share holders unbelievably wealthy

GameStop Senior Vice President of Customer Care Kelli Durkin
@KelliLamberD
has reportedly left GameStop.

Durkin now serves on the board of Bambino Sitters, an app for connecting families to babysitters.

https://twitter.com/GMEdd/status/1541873134998999040/photo/1

WTF IS HAPPENING

Hepcats, if you spent more time working on increasing your Zestimates and less time holding this Anchor of a Fucking stock, you might already have life changing equity!

>>50030204
oh no

>>50030204
Women aren’t allowed in the office under current law

It's begins in ten minutes
Your pants
Shid
Delet

>>50030126
This is the copium I needed today.
>>50030204
Is this a Laura Silsby thing or she just wanted to get out? I don't get it. Also, I hate women.

>>50030204
>Vice President of Customer Care
She got given her walking papers for leaking something probably. This is how you catch leakers, you give them each different false info and when it surfaces you know who it was. I bet she was shit at her job as well, as most plants are.

>>50030204
Fucking who?

>>50030231
>equity
Leave my fuck stick out of this

>>50030194
>dividend only goes to CS users

Ya stopped reading there. Will continue to hold xxx on fidelity and you and reddit can DRS while I sell all my shares during MOASS while CS’s 25 year old architecture fails.

Tyfys

>>50030126
I thought Jubilee was every 49 or 50?

>>50030281
Why do you type like your gf is a timeshare
>>50030299
Yea

>>50030250
It happens in 15 seconds. It's too late to find a bathroom, now that you are reading this you will evacuate your bowels in public.

>>50030281
So I don't disagree with what you say, 44% of the dividends have to go to CS first, then brokers have 56% to fight over as we know there are more shares than can have a dividend. I hope you WAGMI but I can see some awkward issues from this for brokers

>>50030204
Probably to protest Texas abortion laws. Plus she’s a woman, so the company is in better shape now. Very bullish

>>50030424
Why are you replying to bait

>>50030246
>>50030255
>>50030268
>>50030435
Cope.
>she's a woman, gamestop is better off
She is literally saying she's off to do "bigger and better things"
Meaning gamestop won't reshape finance
No moass
kek baggies

>>50029697

RIP. sorry for your loss bud :(

>50030459
Women are property.

>>50030446
No idea, things have been a bit of a fug all day

>>50030469
TY fren

>>50030459
that's a cope
you need to have nerves of steel and complete loyalty to ryan cohen to work at gamestop
something a woman could never do

>50030459
>gives the most canned “I got fired” response to why they’re leaving
>no really it means it’s over guys!!

>50030459
>bigger and better things
>a babysitting app

>>50030483
It's a botpost, I've seen it before on LinkedIn.

>50030459
>Literal who leaves the company
>No one cares
>Pajeets shit themselves with OH NO NO NO BAGGIES
Is this even fud at this point?

>>50030478
Based and property-pilled.

>>50030459
Kneel before Cohen or get squeezed out.

>>50029668
Who would write such things? This is bullshit...
If I was against GME I would definitely not. Try harder A. I. or at least say something funny.

>>50030281
Probably the dumbest fucking post I've read all week, and it's only Tuesday.

>>50029048
>>50029098
Kek faggies

>50030194
Fucking sneed. Why are you still trying this one?
>>50030281
Based
>>50030424
It’s like you don’t even understand. Dividends legally have to appear in /everybody/‘s account at the same time, which is the date set by the issuing company
>awkward issues from this for brokers
Literally not my problem. Them being legally compelled to do something they’re incapable of is precisely what drives moass

>>50030575
>Dividends legally have to appear in /everybody/‘s account at the same time
Incorrect, CREST based Tesla shares took a week to land

>>50029683
That's a big boy

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50030575
https://portfolio-adviser.com/hargreaves-lansdown-blames-trading-system-for-customers-losing-out-on-tesla/

>INB4 sources

>>50030532
It depends on if you read it but we can't read. The technology just isn't there. It can't be done.

>need a protesting license now
I hate this shithole, how much to form a breakaway state in Cornwall?

>>50030575
Personally I will be keeping some in CSGO because I want that sweet sweet 741 divvy

theory based on dreams I've had #5982345982:

RC is sniffing out the rats and making sure he has a tight ship before letting it all kick off.

>>50030597
UUUU

>>50030626
i thought that was a shotgun at first. curious click

>50030623
The fact that this is an article shows that it is not a normal occurrence. I’m sure you know by now that someone in finance doing a thing does not mean doing the thing is legal. Simpler question: why even have a dividend date if everyone can just take however long they want to distribute it?

>>50030690
I want to kill myself.

>>50030708
Eurobrokers are almost universally worse than even the scammiest and scummiest of the American ones. And that's saying something.

>>50030204
Was she there pre-Cohen? If so, who cares?

>>50030708
Sorry are you actually non replying to me because I told you something happened, backed it up with sources and now you are being a child about it because your fee fees got hurt?

>Because an article was written it must be a fluke

Is that your logic? In its entirety?

>>50030731
OMG. Same!

>>50030753
>>50030760
Why respong bait

>>50030575
my logic still stands and this deserves to be discussed
i'll keep posting it until somebody comes up with a valid counterargument

Crypto doing that thing again

>>50030731
The flynn test shows IQs have gone up over time, so I'm curious if you think the average person today is smarter than the average roman.

I feel like we can hit you Fuckers again tomorrow.

We barely sold this stock today and you were down because it just looks like no buyers out there really. Cats have had more than they fill of GME stock and they are tapped out or just don't have the energy to buy more shares. I think there is brought recognition that DRS has failed, much like when they were trying to build those walls to protect against the Kaiju but they crashed through them no problem and everyone was dejected and defeated because all that effort was for nothing.

>>50030795
Looks like CGI due to the framerate lol, but yes his bait is shitty and his non replying means I am right anyway

tomorrow it will go back up to $130, just what this stock has been doing this entire time.

>>50030795
But is the bear happy?

>>50030813
I don't, but the rise is because of clean water, people aren't smarter anywhere. Also, you're brown.

>>50030842
Depends on his proximity to bears of the same phenotypical color and genetic haplogroup. So no, not yet.

>>50030851
The only reason I mentioned it is because a roman citizen taking an IQ test today would score abysmally, and you wouldn't think they're capable of doing anything

>50030877
I don't care.

>>50030760
Yes. They're both fucking retards that cannot argue in good faith. It's amusing to see that they think DRSing your shares will inevitably make someone lose the chance to sell because of "old architecture", despite something like that never happening before, while at the same time argue that the source you provided couldn't possibly occur again. The cognitive dissonance is staggering. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and hope that they're shills and can't possibly be this fucking stupid.

>50030760
You don’t deserve full (You)’s. Complaining about it is proof of that
>Is that your logic?
Sorry, I assumed I was talking to a triple digit IQ person that can make logical inferences. That turned out to be wrong so I’ll have to explain with a series of questions
>do news articles get written about normal occurrences or something unusual that’ll get clicks?
>a news article was written about a broker not delivering a dividend by the due date, does this sound like a routine occurrence?
>just because a broker does something, does that mean that it is legal to do the thing?
>if it is, why do companies bother to announce dividend dates? Couldn’t brokers just delay for a year (or not even bother)?
>50030796
It’s wrong because issuing a dividend only to certain classes of stock holders is blatantly illegal and would be justification to Minecraft everyone responsible. Is that good enough?

>>50030813
The skills and menral structures that equate to a 100 IQ in Iron Age Rome is going to be very different in Current Year Clown World.

>>50030914
>I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and hope that they're shills and can't possibly be this fucking stupid.
Never assume

>>50030926
Ah so you are a retard and argue in bad faith. Cool

>50030926
Filtered

>>50030900
What a play?

Your overconfidence as GME stockholders really does precede you. It is your weakness.

>>50030959
No, it's our superiority over you

Stay mad.

>>50030959
What's GME?
HGHHA

Bitcoin is dying tonight.

>>50030987
Fucking finally

>>50030204
Is it safe to say she was one of the most talented Senior VPs they had? Are the C-Suiters starting to bail?

>>50030987
Thinkin I might slurp desu

>>50031080
Wasn't she the one who started saying dodgy things on twitter last year? I'm fairly sure she was saying some moass related things and shut the fuck up quick. I think she was a plant

>>50031124
She was only there for a year. Literally who cares.

>>50031124
cringemines need to run DD on her.

>>50030987
Actually not until July

>>50029697
Sneed. It'll happen when it does. No rush here!

>>50031218
Fuck your sneed. Chuck

no

>>50029697
Kek
Try sending Ryan a $100 GameStop gift card

>>50031262
Uh oh! Ape no fight ape!

>>50031282
kek that was pretty funny, where you rip it from?

>>50031282
That was probably the most pathetic display from the cringemines+ I have seen to date.

I want to go outside.

>>50031543
Sorry Bubby the air is poison

>>50031715
Odd way to spell desegregation, but alright.

cant stop, wont stop, game stop

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>50031811
checked

>>50031811
Ryan Cohens head on a lance

>>50028888

>>50031811
Fuck you

>>50031811
moass

>>50031811
All I need is for you to have a lovely day.

>>50031811
Did you sell some of your Fucking stock so you can afford groceries?

what if we're wrong? the price keeps sliding down. rugged from 150 this time...

>>50031811
I'm planning questionable things and you are the cause.

>>50031941
If we were wrong that would’ve happened already you retard.

>>50031811
A dividend!

I blink twice 'til my eyes close on my face
Deep breaths, struggling to reach home base
Awkward nigga, mother fucker this is a race
God made me great, so I been invisible to hate
Partly humane, part of the same, part of the game
Used to smoke a Parliment before I partied with my pain
And Bacardi was the same, 151 to your brain
But I'd rather beg my pardon than to party with you lames

Fuck money, fuck friends, fuck family
Fuck pussy, fuck drugs, fuck sanity
I don't give a shit, Why?
Cause ignorance is bliss, right
Fuck the law, fuck the president and white house
Fuck the jury, fuck the judge in the nightgown
I don't give a shit, Why?

Cause ignorance is bliss, right

...

Fuck your faculty, your fans, and your music
Fuck the engineer, and the nigga that produced it
Fuck your religion, your god, and your guidance
Tell Virgin Mary time for Meech to pop that hymen
Fuck the Moon, fuck the stars, fuck Venus and Mars
Fuck a Rolex and diamond ring with them flashy cars
Fuck the last supper, fuck your church and it's gospel
Fuck them halfway dead niggas in the hospital
Fuck my left lung, fuck my right lung
Fuck my chrome gun, fuck my black gun
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>Drop five bombs
>fuck what I'm on
Like the mic I record with, fuck global warming
Fuck heaven and hell, purgatory
Fuck the pastor, fuck you for giving him offering
Fuckin' exhausted from all these fucks
I'm fuckin' off this nigga, what the fuck

Fuck money, fuck friends, fuck family
Fuck pussy, fuck drugs, fuck sanity
I don't give a shit, Why?
Cause ignorance is bliss, right
Fuck the law, fuck the president and white house
Fuck the jury, fuck the judge in the nightgown
I don't give a shit, Why?
Cause ignorance is bliss, right
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
And Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
And Fuck you
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
And Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)

And Fuck (you)

>>50030255
Checked and this is why we have seen marketplace release dates for every day in June and July. They told the creators and the people working on it a bunch of different dates and the ones that get released show who the leakers are. They've done it numerous times, even Bloomberg got trolled with a fake shareholder meeting date or earnings report date.

Think I can see a fucking halo
>About to meet my maker
Brought a double cup of Drano
Some Soda for the flavor uncontrollable behavior
>With some psychopathic tendencies
Lonely as your neighbors with the bitches, he got special needs
Word to my denim fiends, I'm Kennedy on ecstasy
My flavor from the nature, need an acre for my recipe
They got my soul, but I don't let them take the rest of me
>My melody, a little like Kenny G's, it's heavenly
And my denim tailored, me and Action rapping
I'll be fucking with the fader, sipping mind eraser
>Actually, we rapping for the fuck of it
>Taking money from you, gonna smack you out in public
We the republican government, abundance of substance
Having consumption to fuck a bitch
You're Banana Republic fit, go suck a dick
And your bitch looking like Cousin Itt, the ugliest

I said it must be the drugs that got us thinking crazy shit
>Kenny's bitches wild enough to suck a baby's dick
Cadillacs is gettin' whipped a hundred eighty fifth
Just for that sizzle, gore-tex in case of drizzle

I said it must be the drugs that got us thinking crazy shit
Looking up into the clouds where the angels sit
They looking down, keeping watch 'til I'm dead
So how'd I get this red dot on my head?

>Yo, I don't perform unless the money's in my pocket first

Dr. Saturn here to remind you cats that we're in for a revolution.

>50030281
>He doesn't know.
kek
>He thinks the DD was done May 2021.
Absolute zoz

It sounds to me like there is no "Stock Dividend", that this whole time it has basically just been shilling to try to keep any semblance of DRS going. Like they approved to have the ability to do it if they want to, but it doesn't seem like they have any plans do actually do it, just going to keep it in the back pocket for their Shills and paid PR posters to reference to try to keep momentum alive for GME.

Are song lyrics the new FUD?

>>50032204
Niggerfaggot has started posting a Stan parody so maybe.

>50032186

J-J-J-JID
D-D-D-D
D-D-D-D

>D-D, d-d-damn, said I'm back again
To whoop ass, the blicka blast from the ratchet, man
The maddest, blackest lad in a savage land
>Of grab and dash and crash in your daddy's van

D-D-D, d-d, bad as the most having-est
Most swaggiest, braggy as never had anything
So I'm mackin' as if I never had shit
Eyes movin' backwards, I could've hit a backflip

Check this, I ain't never hustled for a necklace
>Tryna get the senpai' straight, get us out of debt, shit
That shit get testy, huh, I feel Dizzy Gillespie
In the room packed, me, Carl, Izzy, and Precious

Out the womb, I was last, I'm the youngest of seven
Birthday same day as the reverend, >birthday same day as the devil
>Black lock like the pot and the kettle
Wreck shop, a monotonous fellow
Lick a shot for the niggas tryna stop the journey
>WSB pull up on a opp like, "What's poppin' KENNY?"
>Blocka blocka, operate, doctor, surgery
>IVs, gurneys, shit bag, gone for eternity, hey?

More the merrier, more to come murder me, hey
Close the casket, common the courtesy, hey
>Headshots too personal for a burglary, ooh
Red dots 'cause killers could close curtains me

>Kenny G:
>I done did wrong, someone send me up vertically
>Horizontally, read me a passage from Deuteronomy
>Anything you can do to conquer the demon inside of me
>Any meaning the truth and the father, the spirit guided me

>I can bleed in the booth and leave a tooth as a souvenir
For who was here, and if you hearing it
>You know the spirit is imperative, imperative, imperial
Black man pyramid, the peer of men, jack man with the gat

and as soon as it started gaining traction on plebbit, the website changed it to say "soon." Mid july = two more weeks from now

>>50032292
I WANT TO FUCKING SKULL FUCK SOME FUCKING BITCH MOON NOW MOON NOW MOON NOW

>>50032292
Kek! NFTs are going to massively fail. The market everywhere has collapsed in on itself.

911 what's your emergency?

>50032186
>He doesn't know the DRS numbers are accelerating
>He doesn't know that it's a race to get real shares
kek. They'll all find out soon.

Fuck rap, I've been rich, crack by my stick shift
Oxy like concerts, always my bread first
GetMine my nickname, oX and nootros
Nina my new thing, blew up before fame
>Heart filled with octane, fire in my soul
Burn through my shoestring, came up from boosting
Du-rags and flatlines
>drive-by's at bedtime
Get down, I earn mine, so one loss they can't sign
>Thank God that I'm straight, no wonder my mom prayed
Lost one of my cuzzos, cursed from them devils
Good weed and me time, goodbye to Nissan
>'Cause one day soon this rappin' gon' pay

So now we 'bout to break the bank, money be on my mind
Niggas talkin' 'bout, soundin' like la-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do
Now we 'bout to break the bank, money be on my mind
Niggas talkin' 'bout, soundin' like la-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do
La-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do
La-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do, niggas talkin' 'bout
La-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do
La-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do, now >we 'bout to break the bank

My time to show out, finally the illest Crip
And I guarantee, I spit harder than concrete
Surprised I got teeth, my lungs inhale keef
>Peyote with THC, swinging for the fence
I hope I make it out the park, where the baseheads slide
After dark, where the bangers get caught

>ITS ABOUT THAT TIME

>>50030459
> believing what a woman says
ngmi

>50032373
Cool story bro, but like, I'm just going to use smart contracts instead of jewish ones

Here's what the shills have been trying to get us to not look at by shitting up the threads and thereby making anons less eager to post and research:

>Reddit gives Gamestop their rightful username, /u/Gamestop
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmy71f/ugamestop_wtf_is_this_never_seen_this_before_and/

>SOTA accidentally leaked the marketplace launch date as mid-july as per picrel
>A message from their liaison re: the leak
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmyh3k/update_from_sota_launch_creators_on_discord/

as always
WAGMI

>>50032423
There's an antisemite in my house...
Oh wait, cancel that, it's only me.

>50032186
>stockholders turning into a schizo death cult
>expecting them to ever be demoralized

>>50032008
>>50032103
>>50032289
>>50032495
if this cringe rap posting continues I just may sell my GME

I don't even know how to sell

>>50032535
Kek I'm Bearish as Fuck for whenever that NFT market gets released. This is gonna be an anvil dragging down this Fucking stock.

>>50031811
Some of you guys are ok. Don't go to Publix today.

>>50030582
GME will be ORAL B(ased). Hedgies better be ready.

>>50032596
>>50032568
What is Sunway?

>>50030459
>She is literally saying she's off to do "bigger and better things"
That's what the always say when I boot them out of my car with my semen on their faces.

>spamming cringe rap?
>you know what to do

>>50029630
Implying bull institutions don’t have any power

>>50032589
Can't wait. It's gunna be my final slurp.

It's crazy how shillish these threads have become in the last week. Thanks shills, your natures way of saying Citadel is fucked!

>>50032792
Same. I have been charging up my power for a while now so that when the time comes I can unleash The Giga Slurp

>>50029507
I think the negative articles are also for feeding the algos with their bullshit.

https://towardsdatascience.com/https-towardsdatascience-com-algorithmic-trading-using-sentiment-analysis-on-news-articles-83db77966704

Wagmi GME investors , we are close

FUCK NIGGER BITCH FAGGOT CUNT CHINK GOOK SPIC PUSSY COCK BASTARD BLOODY TAIWAN ELEVEN PALESTINIAN FREE AUTONOMOUS ZONE

>>50030281
Based, dividends will be in brokers too, anybody that says different is a shill or retarded

>>50032906
Where will this share come from? Genuinely asking.

>>50032966
Haha,

My peanus weanus, of course

:)

>>50032966
Well computershares the official transfer agent of GameStop

>>50032906
I’m retarded. How could they possibly split more than the float? It would lead to a share recall or something

>>50032995
What happens when 44% of dividends get issued to CS and brokers have 56% for the millions of shares over the float?

>>50033003
Envision a hydrogen/nuclear object going off in a minecraft creator mode when the split occurs.

This time i will slurp at the bottom, pls hedgie don't pump on me.

>>50033003
Now u get it

I'm honestly bullish about the 5th mainly because of the exponential increase in shilling alone. But as ever I'll hold as long as this takes, because squeeze or not this is a winning play.

>>50032906
The entire reason any of us care about a dividend is because it’s something that can force moass. The reason being: the law is incredibly clear that if you’re responsible for delivering a dividend, regardless of what it is or your ability to handle it, you deliver it in the timeframe the company specifies or you close the position that makes you responsible, there is no third option
>>50033003
See above. It’s not exactly my problem if my broker let me buy too many shares and now can’t fulfill their legal obligations without buying those shares back

>>50033023
They really think there will be enough blockchain based dividends to go around. kek. Soon everyone will realize that getting in to CS is a race for their (financial) life, not some leisurely stroll taken for convenience.

>>50033023
We will see but reputable brokers will have the dividend, even if is a synthetic one

>>50032966
They will create it out of thin air. The stock price will be diluted.

>>50033003
A share recall will happen fren

>>50033023
Demand goes up while supply goes down hehe
Hoho
Heehee
>>50033071
LMAO RETARD
JUST FUCK MY SHARES UP

>>50033071
how do you deal with 56% of dividends to "reputable" brokers. When there's a limited number to give out who gets them first? Alphabetical or who has the smallest hat first?

>>50033101
This makes my penis the big penis

>>50033101
Man I have shares in CS but daying brokers will dont have the dividends is chukumba level of retardation, what do you think that tesla have no naked shorts? This market is a mess , the moass will make it more messy though

>>50033111
trips of truth. we're coming to the end of the line CHHEbros...

>>50033111
BANG BANF
CAM ON CHHE
BANG BANG

>>50033106
See >>50033068. They either give the dividend or they buy back the share that’s giving them that obligation. They can’t give it because there’s not enough to go around, so massive buying pressure it is
That’s when the fun begins. Kek kennies

>>50033101
Pajeet tier meme demonstrating computershare is being shilled

>>50033155
>Man I have shares in CS but daying brokers will dont have the dividends
You do understand the shares in the wild is bigger than the float should be? So when they split there are not enough shares to go around.

What do you think happens in this instance? They just issue billions and sort it out later?

>>50033202
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERPSYOP!!!

>>50033203
This is FUD. You are trying to FUD the shorts.

>>50033248
>it's retarded

>>50033203
It just works.
See that stock broker?
You can trust it.

Kek announcementless baggies. Can't wait for absolutely zero impact on your stock price when your jpg store comes out

>>50033248
You should genuinely let other people think for you before you hurt yourself.

spark your intuition, fall in love with the work
put on for your city, the money just a perk
quit playin games, we see the return swaps
i ain't finished until the entire game stops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73AVi8BlGJc

>>50033199
Ok. So the stage is set. What is Cohen waiting for now? Also, checked

>>50033203
In you question is the answer

>>50033111
Thank you chart anon

>>50033396
Top fucking kek you are hopeless

>>50033068
This is based

>>50028888
gigachecked! blessed baker.
wagwi.

>>50033289
you might wanna grab a dictionary pajeet

>>50033068
It is your problem, actually, hence FDIC.

>>50033415
Thats okay fren, my shares in computershares and in brokers say different

>>50029117
>t. hasn’t bought a single share in the last year and a half
NGMI

>>50033469
My broker is different from other brokers and would never commit fraud despite their commitment to building a crypto platform with Ken Griffin and or torching a warehouse of documents proving our crimes. ! - You, a dumb gorilla nigger.

LMAO Did this DUMB bitch really say that that Trump launched at the steering wheel when there is an IMMOVABLE glass barrier between the driver and the back of the presidential limousine?

Holy FUCK we are going to absolutely KILL every single liberal in Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>50033023
Everyone will get the split dividend on the day the split occurs, it will just be that however many shares a shortseller has sold will become IOUs that must be delivered in a certain amount of time. Like the other anon said, it isn't an option and it isn't something they can ignore or fail to deliver.

>>50033505
Who says im in fidelity, don’t be that divisive fren

>>50033510
>the partition can be lowered from his seat
>they werent in the limo it was an suv
fuck off to pol dont shit up the thread with this shit

>50033466
I thought you filtered me. What happened?
>>50033370
No clue. My copium is that bureaucracy and legal shit is incredibly slow so things are actually moving quickly but it’s all relative and we think it’s taking forever because we’re all internet addicted zoomers

>>50033546
It literally can not be moved. Shut the fuck up faggot.

This bitch is a liar and you're a superstink redditor who will be left poor too.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

>>50033533
Exactly

>>50030478
I get the point of this cartoon, and it’s very well done, but I literally just want my own home and to not work anymore, and that requires money. Yes, money buys happiness for people who aren’t foolish

>>50033538
who says i'm not talking about schwab and tda? wow it's almost like all of these different (((unrelated))) brokers stink of jew faggot bullshit

>>50033199
That's nice cope and all baggie but it's not going to happen.
No dividend.
No split.
No marketplace.
kek baggies

>>50033464
Sure. I can pay for one because I didn't go all in on a brick and mortar store that does nothing to protect my investment. Dumb fuck whiteboy mayoskin

>>50033533
not if they don't have the money, that's kind of the whole problem here, there is no way around this problem

>>50033505
Also fren read the megacorp DD, to understand that it really is a big gigantic corporation , citadel doesn’t matter in the long run, its all connected

>Market is fraudulent
>Current presidency is fraudulent
>India's claim over Pakistan is fraudulent

We really live in a fraudulent world huh?

>>50033628
it is amazing how hard you have to try to wrap your ashy fingers around even a fraction of the power i wield just by saying nigger

>>50033334
Nice.

>Umm...Hey, Cheesed to meet you, Playlist anon, s-sir.

>>50033628
Thanks for confirming you are in fact a filthy shit skin ranjesh

>>50033602
I don’t even live in burgerland man, stop, I have shares is CS but saying established brokers will rugpull is shill speak

>>50033569
I can read schematics, if you could post them I could clear up whatever confusion there is here. It should be incredibly easy to figure out whether or not a particular part can move.

>>50033668
Faggot music
It makes a lot more sense now why you like Cohen assraping the value of your bags

>>50033628
Kys fren

>>50033693
i don't give a fuck what you think because you are a euro and you can drink my mutt cum you worthless piece of subhuman garbage

>>50033631
Wonder what happens when a shorting hedge fund overextends its margin and lacks the collateral to meet the requirement?

Fucking tell me why they can't just remove their faggot fucking shares from the DTCC.

>>50033764
Thats nice of you fren, have a nice a day

>>50032568
It’s boyardee

>>50033722
Thanks for your feedback. Disregarded.

>>50033829

They'll never do anything for you faggot. Thanks for buying Cohen some bbby. No split. No dividend. No dtcc withdrawal. Cohen works for Citadel. Dumb fuck

>>50033845
>tame impala

Absolutely disgusting

Since shills and chadshills (if those even exist) like to fud us by making up dumb dates to follow, perhaps we can beat them to the chase? The latest from SOTA and picrel make July 14/15th out to be a good day for the marketplace launch. MOASS is coming and everyone reading knows that; they can't datefag MOASS if we're already datefagging the marketplace.

WAGMI

>>50033909
How about Sebastian the Black Swan?

>>50033914
July 4th is the day we WAGMI.

>>50033914
Not a single hyped date you've ever had EVER has been correct. I'd also like to remind you that :
A) it's priced in
B) nobody wants jpgs faggot
C) muh divvy split. It's not gonna happen. They're going to have to prove they have a stable marketplace which can issue anything on that level. Guess what bros? The process takes 60 days.

>>50033816
they get liquidated and someone holds their bags, that's what FDIC means you nigger fuck

(YOU) are here. Everyone. I recommend a blue and a redpill at the same time for maximum coverage.

Thanks for playing! Bing bang wahoo!

>lol lmao

>>50033985
2 MORE MONTHS BAGGIES

>>50034034
nigger music for nigger brain

>>50033985
eat a dick
i like the stock
G M E

>captcha: YOSOY
enjoy the (You)

>>50033844
i'm boyardee you blind sweaty bitch

July the 4th - splivvy announcement.
July the 14th - day of the distribution.
Independence Day. Bastille Day. America + France = Canada. GMErica.

>>50033986
I was being sarcastic. It's not really a problem for anyone but them. They have no choice but to deliver the shares or close/face liquidation as far as I know.

>>50033693
Were arent saying they will rug you imbecile there are not enough shares as a dividend to go around.

What happens next after CShet 44% and theres is still 250% float left?

>>50034040
Maybe, who cares , more of the float will be registered more quickly if the price is still cheap

>>50034084
they just give you fdic insurance, it's not like they give a fuck about you personally or whatever you think you have in their accounts
45 out

>50034100
45 pbtid

>>50033202
Yeah, shilled by gamestop.

>>50034085
The market will continue with synthetics no matter what, that doesn’t mean the MOASS is inevitable, don’t be an asshole fren

>>50034053
>You vill listen to ze nightcore and ze trace and you vill be happy

>>50034080
I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I've been told rather insistently by people that think the true value of GME is $0 that I'm Boyardee. I can only see 1 (one) thing that would cause me to distrust them.

>>50034085
Like I said, it becomes an obligation for which anyone short will be on the clock to provide. Think about it, you wake up and suddenly your account is worth 1/7 (or whatever the split ends up being). People would be in a apoplectic panic.

did anything cool happen today??

>>50034152
if you're me, then i must be you, so who does that make us?
>Verification not required.

>>50034138
Oh god you are genuinely retarded

Overlaid a section of our stock and overlaid it with bitcoin. Getting lazy hedgies, much too obvious.

>>50034175
some people can be helped and some people are not nordic/med europeans

>>50034159
They get 30 days and any failure to deliver triggers removal from the dttc for its members failing their obligations

Finally, A playlist for tge based and redpill. Enjoy your trip!

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWKOhWDuudp8qv7cWcrwF0YR4AcNul1MK&feature=share

>Playlist and Radioanons are the Greatest Of All Time No Cap Fr Fr On God

>>50034040
This but unironically

>>50034211
WINRAR
WINRAR
CHICKEN DINRAR
UH OH MARKETS
UH OH SOCIETY
OH NO LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO HAVE A COOL NEW STOCK MARKET WITH NFT AUTHENTICATION, BLACKJACK, HOOKERS, AND TRADABLE WOW SKINS

I'm going to bed. Fuck you guys, see you tomorrow

>>50034246
Kill yourself and sleep tight bro.

>>50034175
Not as much as you, educate yourself

https://twitter.com/susannetrimbath/status/1525514805162831873?s=21&t=lATIjE37UotDIU2Gcw_2PA

You schizos want to hear the playlist where Saturn and Jupiter duke it out 1v1?

>>50034190
And seriously man people like you don’t deserve to make it , really hoping you kill yourself the first week of the MOASS, you’re useless

Hurry and publish the next tapeworm Aile.

>>50034293
i'd value your opinion if i saw you as human

>>50034225
based taste

>>50034321
Thats ironic pajeet

>>50034171
no

>>50034082
I need you to be right anon, I've been side-eyeing my carry piece recently

I'll be sure to drs the rest of my stack if I end up checking out though

>>50034338
no it's poignant, you couldn't thematically identify a narrative if it hit you on the nose with a matzoh ball

>>50034344
I found this.

>>50034373
neat, just two more weeks

>>50034373
finally some good fucking ravioli

>>50034369
It ironic considering that is probable that you have a chromosomal aberration, but as I said hope you kys the first week of the MOASS, less trash in the world is a good thing anon

>Playlists curated with the assistance of the Google Algorithm

No refunds.

This planet is your bag now, baggies. Don't fuck it up like the previous guard.

>>50034257
>he thinks the NFT market hasn't asset tagged the shares
Like I said you are retarded. Gamestop told you they were going to tokenize their shares a year ago fucking retard. You can't phantom shares with a transparent ledger you absolute fucking mouth breather

Was Boyardee the first glowie they sent?

As for that Wendigo...

>>50034480
Pretty sure he’s just an extremely lonely schizo that somehow got caught up in GME

>>50034415
>>50034415
>>50034415
Threaded.

>>50028903
>>50028959
>>50028987
>>50029006
>>50029007
>>50029097
>>50029213
>>50029460
>>50029467
>>50029557
>>50029818
>>50031849
>>50033465
WAGMI!

>>50033111
Checked and based.

>>50034471
Hope you,re right but that is probably a carve out and make tokens not necessarily a NFT dividend per se, still thinking that is some serious copium , but we will see the next month

>>50034389
>>50034392
I also found these
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmsrxv/updated_gamestop_privacy_policy_almost_starting/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmtvx4/damn_thats_interesting_did_you_know_the_last_time/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmfofx/gmerica_has_been_published_in_the_trademark/
July is gonna be lit.

>>50034480
Honestly I don't think so as if he was employed by anyone he'd have been fired months ago. Unless his job is to figuratively defecate in the threads to drive people out.

>>50034100
That's not what FDIC insurance is for, and whether they give a fuck or not is irrelevant; short of the government waiving their legal responsibilities, they don't have a choice. Here's what happens, according to SR-NSCC-2021-004.
>The R&W Plan is structured as a roadmap that defines the strategy
and identifies the tools available to NSCC to either (i) recover, in the event it experiences
losses that exceed its prefunded resources...
>The recovery tools available to NSCC are intended to address the risks of (a) uncovered
losses or liquidity shortfalls resulting from the default of one or more of its Members...
>There is an additional table in Section 5.2.4, (Table 5-B: Loss Waterfall Tools)
that delineates the tools that comprise NSCC’s loss allocation waterfall as set forth under
the Rules.
>Within Table 5-B, Corporate Contribution is the
first entry under the column labeled “Tool.”
>” Currently, the narrative for this entry
includes a description of Corporate Contribution and delineates that in the event of a
cease to act, before applying the Clearing Fund deposits of Members (other than the
defaulting Member) to cover any resulting loss, NSCC will apply the Corporate
Contribution.
In other words, the hedge fund goes under, every last penny is forcefully wrung from its withered corpse, then charges are spread equally amongst all other corporations within the DTCC until they bleed dry, and then finally the DTCC itself steps up to the plate to cover what's left.

>>50032738
You'll all be here for another 2 years minimum.

>>50034159
>suddenly your account is worth 1/7
This has happened to baggies like 4 or 5 times already

>>50034189
kek. this just looks like hedgie algos