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Why shouldn't I save $30k and buy a mountain shack in Eastern Europe and live my days as an ascetic doing nothing but reading and hiking the mountains? Surely this is preferable to the Reddit "FIRE method" work like a slave until 65 and then die with your $300k house paid off and a nice 401k for your kids to enjoy and waste?

>> No.50027313

>>50027290
because when will you be face-first in a hot woman's brapper in that scenario? In short, have sex.

>> No.50027332

>>50027313
I'm a virgin and I will die a virgin.

>> No.50027345

>>50027332
same, wanna date?

>> No.50027358

>>50027345
Are you trans?

>> No.50027364

>>50027290
>live my days as an ascetic doing nothing but reading and hiking the mountains?
How long can you really do those things. Sounds boring as fuck. I would shot myself after one summer.

>> No.50027373
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>>50027290
The real answer is that you shouldn't because you will die or give up within 16 months and all you will have is a 30k wood shack that you no longer want but can't get rid of. Your only hope from there will be that someone else comes along stupid enough (like you) to take it off your hands at a price that at least covers inflation (it won't)

>> No.50027374

>>50027358
are you going to mercilessly hurt my feelings now :(

>> No.50027385

>>50027364
I already do it. I haven't left my mothers garage in like 5 years. Beauty fills my life

>> No.50027407

>>50027373
I'm not going Les Stroud. It will have well water I'm assuming and some shit village nearby

>> No.50027409

>>50027385
you need a woman

>> No.50027427

>>50027290
i was born in slovakia, would never want to own anything in that shithole

>> No.50027442

>>50027374
No I exclusively masturbate to transgender

>> No.50027463

>>50027332
>>50027345
I really want to start a virgin Anon dating thing. Where we all transition together into gayness UwU the most effeminate one becomes the girl though and the rest of us can stay the same

>> No.50027467

>>50027409
My family says this often

>> No.50027470

>>50027442
oh ok

>> No.50027499

>>50027463
I'm high T so I will never transition but this website did turn me into a fag and I live in deep shame. I hope I don't burn in hell

>> No.50027604

>>50027427
Why?

>> No.50028433

>>50027290
Redditors are faggots that think you can't surely live and stop working if you haven't accumulated millions. Your shack in Eastern Europe is just one dumb shitcoin play away basically.

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50028620

>>50028433
squidgrow

>> No.50028920

>>50028433
Nah mang. Fuck the hohols and ploacks.
If you gotta put it like that, a Norwegian fjord is just 3 lucky degen plays away ;)

>> No.50028955

>>50028620
Everrise clone?

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>>50028955
checked and confirmed

>> No.50029500

>>50027499
Repent brother. Repair your dopamine receptors before this website gives you spiritual AIDS

>> No.50029824

>>50028955
>>50029455
Ch-checked and spooked
Meme magic is real