/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bought puts.

Is there a TA breakout pattern for whatever... this... is?

>>50021746
Someone with enough technical know-how should put a Mumu/Bobo ticker on top of /biz/ that measures the ratio of Mumus to Bobos posted on the board and put it on a coordinate plane that graphs it like a stock.

ASO bros we just cant keep winning i feel bad for other anons

My SQQQ bags are pretty heavy already

>bought SQQQ at 52
>Now it's 50
Goddammit they are really going to try and green crab the economy up until the republicans win it aren't they?

Does anyone know what that one energy-dense, liquid commodity is called?

SIGA sissies I am so done with this stock. Selling here at a loss.

>>50021762
Heartily kek'd thanks bakerbro

Well.... this is looking like a lost week. It's snibs all the way down

sciatica pain and soxl bags!

>the eternal bulltard

>>50021762
>ask boss for pay raise
>oh we will discuss it and get back to you
>4 months ago
So it's not happening I guess. Can't buy the dip if I don't get extra money to offset inflation and gas eating up my extra money.

>>50021821
OIL?

>>50021849
look for another job dip shit

I'm glad most of /smg/ doesn't listen to USAC anon. You don't deserve it.

why did i listen to the bears

>>50021849
Just change jobs it's rewarding and not hard to do

>>50021863
I am...but takes a while. Trying to get another job in different role in my field. Really want to be able to buy stuff here.

>thinking options are assets
lel

>>50021872
same here bro, same here

>>50021867
i tried hard as hell back in december
there are probably anons here STILL holding SOXL bags from back then
now i just gloat and revel with the 2 or 3 anons who listened while getting accused of being poor by permabulltards

Quick dump the gold it’s worthless all of a sudden aaaaaaah!

Which stock is the WKHS of 2022?

Thanks AGRX anon, you made me feel less depressed today

post your puts, I know you dorks bought them

>>50021849
companies love to never give you the answer hoping you stop asking. Happened with me as a teacher when they tried to take up part of my planning to watch kids smoke weed in the bathroom and beat each other up because not even security and they aren't punished because they are melanin enriched. They kept wanting in-person discussions where they could BS and say nothing to mollify me. Once I demanded an answer to questions in written related to the admin law specifications they backed off and kneel'd.
>>50021863
yep get a basic offer even if you don't like it as a way to bargain.
>>50021888
Even if you don't like the job nessecarily if you get an offer that allows you to then bargain by saying I could get 10-15% more elsewhere.

Fuck this fake & gay market

>>50021851
OIL!

Also looks like the price is correcting. By which I mean going to the correct value of $200 per barrel.

>>50021821
anal mucus?

ASTRsisters, we've been bamboozled

next SPX leg up coming

>>50021917
>Have bullish positions they are red
>have bearish positions that are also red

>>50021796
No. Just fucking delete AMD. Shit's worse than doge coin. Brb, I need to go to the bathroom and squeeze out a fat AMD

>yields going up
>dollar strengthes
>spx rips

What is this broken market?
t. bought spy bear put spread after open

Consumer Confidence Index in 10 minutes.

WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK DOWN TO H*LL WITH THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EATV
yep this the one

>>50021872
>always do the opposite of biz

>>50021872
WE ARE RIGHT BUT CAN'T FIGHT BLANTANT MANIPULATION BY JEWS

>>50021970
I'm confident that consumers are idiots.

oil...

I can't believe the 50000000 post was right about AGRX

>>50021937
Oil is resuming its March. Market suspected but now can confirm Arabs won't help out. Ecuador about to lose its entire production output too because of protests.
>>50021926
I'm just gonna change companies. It's oil and gas so changing companies is pretty standard. Not gonna waste my life in a dead end job.

>>50021970
Analysts have it so fucking low though, no matter what its going to print green -- right?

>everyone LITERALLY everyone said we are dumping this week
>we dont

BOBO BANDWAGONERS, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?

>>50021836
Shitty buddy.

>>50021967
Hey, at least gold is being its sensible, stalwart self and going absolutely nowhere.

I wish I had friends

WoA WOA WOA DID YOU SEE THAT????

>>50021851
>>50021937
Supposedly the EIA report AGAIN won't be released due to “a voltage irregularity, which caused hardware failures on two of our main processing servers.”". They missed last week and won't be putting one out on Wednesday again. Now we have to rely only on the API report which can be less bullish a lot of the time than the EIA report.

>>50021995

>>50021849
I was in the same boat recently, actually tried to go for a promotion and they didn't pick me due to them only opening the position for their favored one. Got a new position at a different company and the HR at the old job called me asking if their is "anything they could do to make me stay". I told them al the stuff I'm being offered at the new place and if they could match it or get me promoted, to which I got a bunch of "UHH..OH..UMMM...WELL I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU"

Why did everybody stop talking about SIGA? :(

My girlfriend REALLY wants to talk about money, as in how much I make and how much I have saved etc. My gut says that I absolutely shouldn't talk to her about it because it's either going to make her expect me to pay for more things or she's going to think it's not enough and monkey branch. What do I do??

>>50021902
I'm still learning the strategy. I've been keeping it small until I figure out your strat better. My 17.5c are up 377% kek

>>50021978
Sorry, I'm already looking to fill up on BRKY.

>>50022030
Jannies banned the homos (95%) of /smg/

>>50022039
no one gives a fuck kill yourself

>>50022003

>everyone know OPEC Can’t produce more OIL except Biden

They really have retards running this country

>>50022030
Turns out gay butt sex isn't that profitable.

>>50022024
>UHH..OH..UMMM...WELL I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU"
Then they'll complain they can't find talent. Not hard to realize that hard workers expect higher wages than the parents and retail wagies.

Central banks are buying, enjoy the Weimar.

>>50022039
brah.........................

>>50022042
just buy when i start screaming BUYBUYBUY

>>50022039
how much do yo make and how much do you have saved? i'll judge you in her place

>>50022011
Yup. Been selling gold strangles with future options since March. 7 DTE and strikes 100 points OTM. Easiest play ever.

>>50022030
W.H.O and other authorities said that monkepox isn't an issue since it is more easily treatable

>>50022055
Just open up some more oil stores bro, problem solved

>>50022039
sorry mate, it's over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50021917
Post your calls

>>50022002
and rocker gave us insider info on SIDU

>>50022003
and he will continue to hamstring oil production because they hate us

>>50022039
this isn't your blog

Is Jerome speaking today?

>>50022039
If option B, then good riddance

>>50022005
Well, the German one was slightly better than what was anticipated so that might explain why pre-market and futures were green today. Investors might expect that the same happens to the US index.

>>50022068
As a bull, I will enjoy it.

>>50022015
I'll be your friend. As long as you own some oil. I mean, gotta have standards, ya know?

>>50022055
>>50022094
Just sell regular gas for a loss at your gas station to offset bad policy, you're not some bigot are you?

>>50022068
so i should get out of cash and into stocks?

>>50022068
??

>>50022072
w0t?

>>50022078
This year I'm on track to make about 17k, and I have about 30k in savings

I FUCKING DID IT. Started with 5k in April 2021. Try to guess where I started with options......

>>50022077
I'm glad I checked /smg/ when I got home from selling my cumjam last week.

>>50022105
Sometimes... just sometimes /smg/ has actual investment tips and that just blows my mind.

>>50022008
Are you really basing what you think the week is going to do on the Monday pre-market?

>>50022094

Right bro? Why can Biden just tell gas station wagies to change to price to $2

>>50022149
teach me your secrets wise one

>>50022148
>This year I'm on track to make about 17k
oh okay this is easy. do not tell her how much you make. also look for another job.

>>50022062
The biggest issue is that a lot of companies expect you to follow their own set career path based on their own metrics instead of trying to get ahead based on your own. It has become an epidemic at workplaces where you are only allowed to have a "career path" rather than be able to go up to skill level or individual achievement

>>50022019
They can hold it down all they want, it just means the breakout will be that much more spectacular.

>0.00%
What's going on ?

Everything is forming a marge

>>50022149
Good enough to screenshot..

>>50022148
I'd leave you in a heart beat.

>>50022149
What did you do?

Why does it feel like every time I make a move the market moves against me

>>50022172
USAC and friends

How do days dividend funds like jepi, spyd, or qyld do you want in crab markets and recessions. Refits?

What happened yesterday? I’ve been out of the loop. Heard some sperg went off his meds and started dick posting. Then the Jannies came in and dropped a huge ban hammer

>>50022149
So many barts and nega-barts, it’s beautiful

>>50022206
don't know what that shit means but hell of a job my man

>>50022148
>17k
Nigga, do you live in Botswana or something?

>>50022206
<3
they think we're poor, bro
they don't understand USAC

WTF IS THE CONSUJMER CONFIDENCE AHHH

>>50021917
here you go

>>50022199
>>50022206

>>50022174
I'd actually be happy with a career path if they told me what it was. Instead I'm just left to guess while others randomly get pay raises. If they told me what I need to do I'd be happier as at least I can work at it. Instead seems like no one has any desire for career progression in their employees. Just leave them there until it breaks.

>>50022234
my dad works for Nintendo, he told me the consumer confidence is bout tree fiddy please don't share this inside info.

>>50021762
TSLA was only profitable due to government rules that said gas guzzling car makers had to give them money. Most car makers are starting to go electric, TSLA has only one way to go, down. All Tech is overbought, and the market is over weighing their importance.

Does anyone else on /smg/ keep waking up in the middle of the night, sweating, even though it's not hot?

>>50022214
kitteh :3

How do I become successful?

Why do zoomers say 'on God fr fr' when they literally worship the devil?

Oil chuds - what u think? small pullback soon, then higher? Just made a cool $170 - Oil is in my veins.

>>50022173
>look for another job
I have an amazing job though, like a dream job for me. It just isn't full time and I don't know where to get work that fills in the off days, which are fairly random

>>50022229
Nah I just don't spend money on retarded shit

>>50022252
But oil is getting too expensive. This is the perfect time to switch all industries to electric

PULL UP

>>50022256
no, but I strained my shoulder sleeping on it weird and it is KILLING me

>>50022265
by learning excel of course

>>50022256
No the opposite, I wake up because it's extremely hot in my apartment

>>50022228
Come AH and ask again and I'll get more specific

>>50022234
>he Conference Board Consumer Confidence Index® decreased in June, following a decline in May. The Index fell to 98.7 (1985=100)—down 4.5 points from 103.2 in May—and now stands at its lowest level since February 2021 (Index, 95.2). The Present Situation Index—based on consumers' assessment of current business and labor market conditions—declined marginally to 147.1 from 147.4 last month. The Expectations Index—based on consumers' short-term outlook for income, business, and labor market conditions—decreased sharply to 66.4 from 73.7 and is at its lowest level since March 2013 (Index, 63.7).
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/consumer-confidence-falls-again-in-june-301576912.html

The Conference Board Consumer Confidence Index® decreased in June, following a decline in May. The Index fell to 98.7 (1985=100)—down 4.5 points from 103.2 in May—and now stands at its lowest level since February 2021 (Index, 95.2). The Present Situation Index—based on consumers’ assessment of current business and labor market conditions—declined marginally to 147.1 from 147.4 last month. The Expectations Index—based on consumers’ short-term outlook for income, business, and labor market conditions—decreased sharply to 66.4 from 73.7 and is at its lowest level since March 2013 (Index, 63.7).

o-oh thats a print to the downside. >>50022291

Consumers are retarded

>>50022232
Thanks man. See the swings on that chart? Been an emotional ride

>it's another schizo market episode

>>50022256
it's hot here, plus i have intermittent fever from leg infection from where a roastie tried to sit on me.

>>50022265
Install a dualboot ubuntu/windows10 system on your work computer and impress your boss with knowledge of the command terminal and the gnucash accounting application

>>50022235
lol and now they're green already
no hard feelings mumu

>>50022256
Yes

>>50022291
great job Biden!

>>50022312
>i have intermittent fever from leg infection from where a roastie tried to sit on me

AHHHH I'M CONSOOMING

>>50022214
Sorry for I’m not used to iPhone. It is keeps adding and changing my words

>>50022307
i've been through all of them right along with you
my total is way less than yours because i empty the account ever quarter
i don't trust myself to not be a degen gambler between cycles

I sold roblox at 25

Jews drawing mountains on the SPY chart again

>>50021949
welp
seems like i was wrong

FIVE HUNDRED

FOUR HUNDRED

>>50022353
retard nigger mumu

>Consumer Confidence Index comes out
>not good
>market dumps
>oil pumps?
Why did oil pump on this?

So we are going from hyperinflation straight to depression crash, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

50 mil get hmmm

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

>>50022365
fuck you too

>>50022367
market dumping oil pumping means everything is good in the world (for me).

>>50022267
Well you sound like the enterprising free spirit that can bang rebellious thots and bored MILFs. And I meant that 17k is poor as shit and your gf* would laugh at your ass unless you're in high school or a 2nd world country.

*assuming she's a gold digger type rather than a sugar momma type

>>50022267
what's the job? do you live on your own?

>>50022367
Oil has decoupled from clown market

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

>OXY
Love all my Oilfrens

fuckin schizo market

>>50022388
>>50022396
It's about damn time. For a while there it was basically following the es and pee way too much

>>50022367
unrelated probably -- but stagflation is a real and present concern as consumers believe inflation is here until biden is dead.

>>50022367
>market dumps
it will be pumped by the end of the day

look, it is already reversing as we speak, lmao

>>50022089
Easily treatable with what exactly, anon?
That’s right.

Just got my ass HOOKED in a damn crab trap

Here's comes the articles about how Powell will reverse on bad data and market pump

vix not confirming that intraday move down

>>50022424
>Most symptoms of Monkeypoox typically resolve by themselves without the need for extensive treatment or medical care
Also anti-viral drugs that are easy to get. You don't die from this unless you don't get care or are in some isolated african village.

>>50022448
Powell is not real have you ever seen him in real life think about it

>>50022291
>>50022303
How are these numbers determined anyhow?

Return to normal volatility

>>50022351
Fuck me too. I made a little profit, but still. AAAAAAAA

>>50022366
>degenerate pilot hacks GPWS to read out SPY quotes in real time
>crashes
>had bought puts on BA

>>50022206
i've gotta get on that - rode up the dividends every time?

>>50022470
It's our belief in him that makes him real

>>50022471

>>50022471
>3 cases of the most disgusting, overpriced drink on the planet

>>50022466
Which Antiviral drug, anon?

every credible person in finance says we're in one of the biggest bear markets in history and 60 iq retards on /biz/ think it's over because there's been a 5% rally lol

>>50022486
every time

>jerome turned the tether printer back on
we are saved

>>50022471
>shop at krogers
>spend it all on overpriced junk food and deli meats
>reeeeeee in fageboog
I myself like to keep it simple - chicken, tuna, eggs, chocolate milk, and sandwich materials. Yep, I'm livin every day like a king for half the price.

I hate Uranium

hello?

>>50022471
By the looks of her grocery bag she and her family could fast at least half a year to save money.
Their BMI would return to healthy levels also.

>>50022089
false
the WHO African chair said that it didn't qualify as a public health emergency of international concern because in his opinion it failed the criteria of "extraordinary"
he argued that it has been endemic to villages in western and central africa for decades, therefore it was not a surprise, and not an extraordinary event
argued that it was wrong to now call it an "extraordinary event" now that it was afflicting white countries, not just countries in Africa
I'm not joking
the other doctors on the panel strongly disagreed with him, but he overruled them

>>50022514
We are in a bear market, one that has been going on for almost eight months now and is about to be over.

>>50022471
>only trash
How are amerifats still alive? These people should stop eating for a while to combat inflation

God, I fucking hate fat people

fucking SOXL. can't they just nuke Taiwan already?

>>50000000

Jerome Powell speaks tomorrow and GDP QoQ releases before he speaks.

>>50022540
>8 months
okay nigger

>>50022514
>every credible person in finance says we're in one of the biggest bear markets
that's bullish though. if they knew what the market was going to do they'd be betting on it instead of their finance day job. wall of worry time

Is we red yet?

SIGA sisters I just want a refund :(

>>50022552
so true

>>50022514
they never predict shit - if u ignore the boogeyman, u will make it, just like if u ignore the OOOOOOOOOOH tards.

>>50022549
stop talking about this penny bioshit
right the fuck now

>>50022494
>>50022506
>>50022530
>>50022539
>>50022543

>2022
>still falling for this bait

>>50022540
most stocks didn't even take significant losses until the end of march and we're not even back to pre-covid levels yet, how is this almost about to be over?

>>50022549
>agrx
Fuck, he was right

>>50022533
Guys, Bobo's here. Let's all greet him at the door.

>>50022574
Seethe and cope when it's at 10 LOL!

FOMOing into AGRX

>>50022530
I wish I could stand the taste of tuna since it's apparently really good for you but man does it stink and taste like shit like you're eating cat food. I wish normal fish steaks weren't so expensive.

We have a Homer and Marge on SPY I repeat a Homer and Marge!!!

>>50022528
when's the next time to prepare for it?

>>50022471
>How are these numbers determined anyhow?
People are surveyed.

>>50022586
Why did they insist on using someone who looks like that in their pic?

>>50022592
come on in nigger make yourself cozy

>>50022578
Shockingly, I've seen enough fat people to know they really exist. Disgusting, I know.

>>50022268
Try to switch trucking industry to electric. It’s impractical to do so and hybrid cars are more economically and practically viable for most North Americans.
Anyways, my previous post was meant to point out that ARKK is garbage high risk shit, YTD Return -53.39% lol.

>>50022578
I'm sorry I posted a laughing reaction gif to b8, sir. It won't happen again.

>>50022594
Have you tried absolutely drenching it in mayonnaise? Yes, I am American, how could you tell?

>>50022615
Nepotism.

>>50022540
Anon, we entered a bear market only about 3 weeks ago

>>50022509
>In severe cases, the WHO recommends the use of vaccinia immune globulin (VIG), an antiviral made to treat smallpox that was approved for the treatment of Moonkeypox back in January. Patients should also stay hydrated and eat food to maintain their nutritional status.

>>50022594
can't say the same. I'm borderline addicted to tuna. Love me some tuna.

>>50022039
Talking about money is necessary to find out if you are financially compatible with eachother. Make sure she talks about hers as well. How much she makes, debt she has, how much she saves for retirement or for goals like vacations, etc.

This market is such absolute cancer.

>>50022594
Get some mayo & relish, make yourself some tuna salad.

>>50022622
we can't even deliver goods using electric vehicles. Essentially would need to turn trucks into trains and have them tap onto a high voltage powerline to run freight.

we're actually going red now what the fuck

>>50022601

Top tier TA Kek

>>50022683
just turn your screen upside down

>>50022627
>>50022672
>ruining tuna with mayo
Anons... don't make me gatekeep tuna of all things.

>>50022672
Ooh yeah. Celery chunks too.

siga bros
we back

>>50022540
>Bear Market can last up to 18 months in the case of the great Depression we experienced a 4 year Bear followed by another multi year bear market
>Bear Market didn't "officially" begin until 3 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

>>50022393
I'm a sound engineer at a really nice venue. I live with my gf

>>50022389
>17k is poor as shit
Oh yeah definitely, can't disagree with you there. I just don't want to say "yeah babe I make 17k/yr" in an attempt to be honest and then have her constantly bitching at me about making more money

>>50022471
USA is a mistake.

>>50022157
Kind of weird seeing new mason jars. I used to live in an area where you could just find piles of them in and near old barns old houses.

>enters a thread about stock market
>everyone talks about tuna

PUMP OR DUMP GOD DAMMIT
NO MORE FUCKING CRABS

>>50022267
Fuck the haters bro. 17k a year for a job you love? It ain't about how much you make, it's about how much you can keep.

I HATE CRAB I HATE CRAB

>>50022671
trying to find the weight of this truck compared to an ICE motor right now. It can barely drive two hours with a full load before needing to be charged.

>>50022706
>just turn your screen upside down

Oh no no no

>>50022746
check tuna futures and you'll see why

>>50022765
>ECascadia weights about 30k more lbs than the ICE version
goodbye tires and goodbye bridges

WITNESS ME

don't have a cow man

>>50022683
VIX still not "confirming" that move...

>>50022746
>enters a stock thread during a tuna market
>is shocked to see tuna
marblecake, also The Game

>>50022039
My gf pretty much refuses to let me spend money on her. I'm pretty frugal but splurge taking her out to dinners and what not, but she won't take my money even though I make way more than her and she knows it. She makes me dinner several times a week. What's going on here?

Why did AGRX went so high ?

Harbinger of the Tuna Melt?

>>50022668
She's open about her finances, it's just me who doesn't want to talk about it. I just really hate the stereotypical dynamic of "woman expects man to constantly make more money" so I don't even want to open that box

>>50022758
Well I don't get to keep a whole hell of a lot but investing is [hopefully] my long term solution to that. It does feel kinda bad to realize that I'm only making 17k after working enough to feel exhausted sometimes, but I can't imagine how people feel who grind all the time for 50k

>>50022538
In Africa it’s not extraordinary. But neither is eating bush meat, raping children, and cutting off people limbs. This is the problem with diversity hires.

>>50022811
based sensible gf haver, my gf also makes dinner for me, and we split everything 50/50. She doesn't like when i give her money when we eat out and says i don't have to. Its sad guys get stuck with dumb whores, but they're probably no better themselves.

>>50022758
agreed - would prefer enjoyable stability over stock market any day. i don't even really enjoy my gains as i capitulated and made much less than i should've. losing hurts way way more than winning feels good.

0DTE $SPX calls at $.10 or below might be a nice lotto play rn
[strike price as low as possible]

>>50022788
Checked and witnessed

>>50022819
/biz/ market manipulation
when the SEC cracks down on 4channel inc., expect three times the jannies

>>50022574
you new bro? /smg/ IS shit biopenny stock territory bruther

>>50021796
So glad I dropped this hot shit at 116.

>>50022549
>>>50000000
HOW WAS HE FUCKING RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT, ITS UP DOUBLE

>>50022819
Has to do with birh control or something directly related to abortion

>>50022819
PnD criminal activity.

>>50022606
you start buying august puts in a week

>>50022811
My money pretty much refuses to allow me to spend it on females. I'm pretty frugal but splurge on food to make at home and what not, but it refuses to let me spend it on females even though I can make more money and my pile of money knows it. My money makes me dinner several times a week. What's going on here?

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>>50022860
retarded bro, I only put in 50 thinking it was bait. Very disappointed in myself

should I slurp some oxy while it's still down?

>>50022765
> A semi-truck hooked up to an empty trailer weighs around 35,000 pounds. The weight maximum for a semi-truck with a loaded trailer legally allowed in the United States is 80,000 pounds.
Can’t even drive on the road legally in the USA hahahaha. Seriously, all these young kids investing in electric truck companies and they don’t even understand how the shit works. Wasn’t there a company named nikola or something that filmed their truck going down hill to attract investors?

>>50022765
These e trucks are pure hot garbage... Lmao read the disclaimer under the range where it lists everything under the sun other than a perfectly run test in a fucking lab or track to achieve 180-200 mile range... EV is a fucking scam and companies are only doing it because Brandon is handing out subsidies and money to Ford and GM like confetti falling after the superb owl
>>50022787
Exactly only an extra 5 tons of weight to just the cab.

okay then I guess

>>50022860
If you bought it at the time he posted, you would have lost everything. It dumped back to opening price, before the next leg up.

>the get anon was right
I give up. This is clown market.

ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
STOCK MARKET FUNDING TOLD YA IT WAS COMIN

You may be wondering about this golden sheen I recently acquired...

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN HOOKED

>>50022811
>>50022872
You guys have gfs AND money?
>tfw choose between cash poor or bitch poor

>>50022905
it really did go up 100+% kek

>>50022811
>>50022836
I split everything 50/50 with my gf and she definitely makes an effort to cook/buy dinner an equal amount. It feels fair enough but I still really don't want to tell her outright how much money I have to my name. I can just imagine her immediately thinking of five new things around the house that we need to spend money on.

what the fuck is happening

>>50022860
wtf

>>50022865
So I was kind of right and I was banned for it?

TQQQ will close today below 24

>>50021762
Is anyone else buying SPHD and other monthly divvies for the foreseeable crab market?

God bless you Getanon

Its just a temporary set back.
The rally will carry on s-soon

>>50022790
You had, didn't you?

>>50022931
typically fake and gay pump followed by a crash

>>50022931
Bulltrapped, eh there guy?

Dont worry guys. Bear market is over ;)
Worst has already passed

CATHIEEEE NOOOOO

>amd down 2.8%
>soxl even at 0%
"JEWS must be here," I thought.

nasdaq bros

>>50022869
will do, thanks

>>50022944
DONT STUTTER NOW
WE MUST BUY TO THE BITTER END
NO WEAKNESS IN THE FACE OF DEATH
BUY DAMN YOU BUUYYYYY

>>50022910
Kek

>>50022883
Does it matter if it can be legally driven or not? It seems like it would need 1/3rd downtime to charge. OTR sometimes are running 16+ hours using a crew.
>>50022887
These things are entirely too dangerous to be used commercially.

>>50022964
you realize it has other holdings right?

>>50022883
Yeah nikola and that other one who took a f-150 raptor and did some body modifications and filmed it driving around like they had a working model.... I actually saw a Rivian yesterday and it looked even gayer irl than I thought it would

>>50022947
"Buy the close, sell the open" is how I short term swing and trade reversals. It played out incredibly well today. Textbook.

>>50022920
My gf isn't into status symbol shit like most roasties. Hell she just spent 10k preventatively replacing her furnace. I feel like most other women would've just spent that on clothes instead.

>>50022985
Rivian trucks weigh twice as much as a comparable truck. Imagine if you hit someone with that.

>>50022997
Based responsible and practical gf

>>50022948
no i was considering going in on sqqq at 51 and now im pissed that i didnt

>>50022977
nope

>>50022997
>spent an extra $2k for a pink one

New
>>50023031
>>50023031
>>50023031

>>50022997
>spent 10k on furniture
uhh, anon?

>>50023006
Is that a recommendation for a truck of peace?

>>50023041
furnace

>>50023052
i didn't stutter

>>50022945
it still feels like long covering into low volume market.
vix hasn't budged yet.
full intraday retrace still possible
therefore 0DTE $SPX calls for $.10 or lower

Bros...

>>50023072

>>50023017
Well, we're headed for new lows into the rest of the week and well into mid July. If we have a faux recovery pump intraday that tries to get back to the high just market buy some and ride it out for the next several days.

>>50022836
You're lucky af man. My gf is asking for pointless overpriced shit all the time, I tell her she's a slave to advertisements

>>50021902
What happened to SOXL ?

>>50023140
Mine aswell, but she has big veiny tits, so it's fine.

>>50023111
>ride it out for the next several days.
i did that last week and got fucked. thankfully i pulled out before it got really bad but i might stick to day trading tqqq/sqqq

>>50022807
FUCK ITS BEEN YEARS

FUCK THE DXY

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